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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Thats ME!...*foreveralone.jpg*

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[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

Said the peanut and was so sad that it started killing ponys because they had friends...
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
... then all was forgotten a few went left, yet most went right...and one stood firm...
[Off-topic] BehindTheCurtain:
... and a pretty lady noticed and said ...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Hello

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[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

Hello, I am the carrot of Doom ... I am NOT dead and now you have to feel my revenge...
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
So he took his Pistol and shot it at a Crow passing by!
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And then began terrorising everything in sight

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
With the dead crow...

Flowed from my HTC branded muffin...
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
I will kill ALL that gets in my way!

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Said the Carrot. He was continuing on his rampage when suddenly, he felt himself being lifted off the ground

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
The potayto (Gmaster1) felt bad and wanted to help the ponys. Even though it was slightly impossible to believe that they exist. So the potayto...

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Tried to do something, anything, but he saw that the Ponies were more than capable of handling themselves. The rampaging Carrot was now in the air, being held up by something unknown to him. Of course, this was but a mere human hand, belonging to a hungry man

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
Getting ready to cook him with potayto...

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Bu...b...bu...but...I DONT WANT TO DIE!!!

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Potatyo wanted to save himself from being eaten, but he had no idea what to do. He has no arms or legs, he couldn't run. The human had slaughtered the Carrot now. Potayto's turn was next...

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Potayto was slaughtered, cooked in grease and served alongside a Big Mac. It was a very grieving sight.

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But the man who ate him enjoyed the meal. And that would've made Potayto happy on the inside

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Because

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
He liked making others happy

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But he was also a

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Murderer

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Good going guys...you killed me D: ...i...i feel so sad that you guys wanted me gone...well you got your wish...*cries* (:p)
[Off-topic] BlackFire27:
Bacon on the satellite dish.
[Off-topic] Raymond199483:
Then watched south park

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
Episode 53

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
The one where Cartman dies in a car accident

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But the the ponies

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Lived happily ever after.

(Why do you have to bring up ponies so much? Are you trying to make me rage like a lunatic?)

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
(If you didn't hate ponies that much I wouldn't bring them up)

But a week later, ponies broke into Android Pizza's bank account and stole

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[Off-topic] Raymond199483:
Then I Killed all the ponys

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
His secret blueprints to KILL ALL PONIES! (that better A.P.?)

Dammit...i was too late to post...

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But the ponies came back

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
(I have no money in my bank account...)

Nothing, because his account was empty.

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But , Android Pizza didn't know that he got a shipment of 10 trillion dollars the previous day, the Ponies stole that money yesterday and today, when Android Pizza checked it, it seemed normal . Meanwhile , the Ponies bought

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[Off-topic] Raymond199483:
Jelly bean FTW

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And ate them

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
and pooped them back out as jelly beans which he gave to undisputedguy, who ate them w/ delight
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But Ponies got Pooped out and

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
None of the other ponies would play with them because they smelled like poo, which led to more and more discrimination in equestria
[Off-topic] mubby93:
Good day to die hard
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But the ponies

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[Off-topic] gesange:
Changed into little android's which suddenly attacked Apple.....
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Until they were overwhelmed by Black Berry 10's awesomeness and...
[Off-topic] gesange:
where capptured by them. And then they both joined together to save the world against......
[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
Lol. This isn't the joke thread man.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
An onslaught of Gatorade and

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[Off-topic] -Falco:
IPhone fanboys with there new iPhone 7s while

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Phone: Galaxy s2 t989

Rom: PACman 20.1

Kernel: Stock

I'm full of great idea's, but don't have the time to create them or learn the coding to create them. If you want to make one of my ideas a reality just message me and I will give you my idea as specific as possible.

ideas:

-launcher/lock screen

-line rider type game where you control the character

-2d fighting game like art of fighting for the SNES

-multiplayer fps where you create your own map with a creative mode (minecraft style)

-roller coaster tycoon style game

-get phone out of sleep mode

-many more! :)

Just message me which idea you want info on and I'll tell you!

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[Off-topic] gesange:
That was easy for the little android's bit then a light came in front of them so...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
The Ponies got drunk and

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Got high on LSD

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
And, all of the sudden, they started flying...

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[Off-topic] I r o n M a n:
...around in weird spiral patterns.

But that would soon come to an end because....

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Celestia sent them to the moooooon

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
And then shanany turned 50

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
When Apples iPhone 10 increased by10inches

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
But then you woke up and realized that your

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Android transformed into a creamy wet cow poop beside your bed

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
But then you woke up again, realizing, it was a dream within a dream, you suddenly think of Leonardo DiCaprio, but then suddenly, the DaVinci Code book pops out of nowhere, and hits you in the head. You faint.

When you wake up, you suddenly realize...

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Your wife is a sofa and your kids are your car tires

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But you like them better this way

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Because Android Pizza got devoured alive by Ponies

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
While sitting on your sofa wife

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Which you didn't like since it was your wife

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[Off-topic] Raymond199483:
You popped out gold bars

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
So you burned the sofa and bought a new one

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
and I'm dead :(

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Because of not liking minecraft even if it's overrated

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
.However, the kids who had turned into car tires really liked minecraft but couldn't play it anymore. As a result,

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
They got popped with throwing knives that had the number 37 etched in them. cmason37 went on a killing spree with said throwing knives and the army tracked him down and found him. Then...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
They invited him to a tea party, which Cmason was cautious about. He didn't know whether he could trust these people. Nevertheless, he accepted the invitation and they began travelling to Madagascar, where the tea party was scheduled to be held

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Suddenly...

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Gmaster the potayto...

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[Off-topic] dyl421421:
... but when darkknight was spotted in the river, the bridge guard came and killed the troll.
[Off-topic] thatruth132:
With his long Pipe of justice in his hand , and with one stroke he....
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
And then a wild link appears :what:

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=28783847

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Which saddened the Cmason, the army and pretty much everyone else

Edit: Just realised how slow i was with this one

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
And the dogs were Nazis

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
And then ancient aliens descended

..

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And stole the dogs

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[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

,beamed them to the mars where already all cats were...
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
And dogs lived on pluto.

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
So cats sent them there

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And then mated with dogs creating...

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Llamas

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
With super natural...

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[Off-topic] jojoshua1:
^^

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^^
[Off-topic] cmason37:
cmason37, who couldn't follow the story, blew up the world with his missile and moved to Mars. But UndisputedGuy and gmaster1 followed him...
[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

so the mars was the new partyplanet with dogs, cata and 3 crazy guys ;)
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
And since I knew this was coming, I brought the kegs.

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
And then the lamps fell down on us

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And I disappeared

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
And reappeared...

Flowed from my HTC branded muffin...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And rode away into the sunset on my Pegasus

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
"Pony flowed from my HTC branded Muffin" xD

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Meanwhile, on Mars,

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Martians were dying because of troll mods
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
And thread closing moderators

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Were chasing cmason

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And trolling

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
As was the norm

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Due to certain restrictions

Sensed 2.1 years before it happened from my HTC Wildfire™ S
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Mine craft now sucks

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
As much as dark knight fans who like ponies

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Because it is ironic because dark shadow got

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Real awesome Taste And doesn't watch pony shows

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But he also is secretly a

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Gaurdian of the underworld

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Who kills small puppies

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Wounds and scars to make them feel better

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
And flies on giant purple carpets

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
While eating sausages on sticks with mayo

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
When he was driving a yellow cab

'Murica....where things are close, but so far away....like our dreams

(said by a wise 'nana)
[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

against a wall
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Then turned around and went...

'Murica....where things are close, but so far away....like our dreams

(said by a wise 'nana)
[Off-topic] Stereo8:
To eat a muffin...

Flowed from my HTC branded muffin...
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Filled with maggots

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And sweetcorn

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[Off-topic] gesange:
then he went to a store
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
And bought an iPhone 5

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
For his mass debating

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
And he got chased by XDAians for even owning an iSheephone
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But he was an XDAian

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
Thus why the other XDAians felt betrayed and chased him.
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
They soon caught him and fed his iPhone to rabid dogs and ate him alive

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
The iPhone was so putrid that the dogs also died

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
You do know the "him" being referred to is you, right? :p:p:p

(At least, i think it is from what i've got from the story so far)

Then the XDAians went about their daily lives

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Damn the past 2 pages have been about me

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Which included off topic threads and searching through the themes and apps section of their device

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[Off-topic] StormMcCloud:
obeying their every whim like mindless sheep
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
But suddenly, a new mobile OS rises. It's name was...
[Off-topic] StormMcCloud:
Potayto, its primary function is to...
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Be eaten by chefs all around

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[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Make people eat potatoes made by Apple.
[Off-topic] jaszek:
But these potatoes have no taste, the next release adds flavour.
[Off-topic] Danial723:
Meanwhile, in Canada...
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
It's snowing like a...
[Off-topic] jaszek:
...hundred feet per second...
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
And the snow is taking away everything warm...
[Off-topic] Danial723:
And replacing it with...
[Off-topic] LordManhattan:
something cold?
[Off-topic] cyanogendroid:
.... Or something hot?...
[Off-topic] LordManhattan:
... or even something funky?
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Funky how? Like Black Dynamite funky or week old curry funky?
[Off-topic] LordManhattan:
Like Black Dynamite, when he goes into that apartment and says...
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"Hey, guys today im gonna waste your time by building a house"

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Unfortunately, he died. Meanwhile, in outer space, a guy named kakarot...
[Off-topic] LordManhattan:
... traveled to planet Earth and saw a couple of orangutans who are the most arboreal of the great apes. He studied them and noticed that males and females differ in size and appearance. Dominant adult males have distinctive cheek pads and produce long calls that attract females and intimidate rivals. "I sure hope a male doesn't call out for me" Kakarot thought. He kept going south, and he noticed something in the bushes. It was a younger male who do not have these characteristics. "Thank god" Kakarot thought to himself, maybe i do have i chance in this godforsaken land of beasts. The dark kept dominating the land as day turned into night, so he made a camp under a tree, but yet again, he noticed something. It was a snake, so he chopped it in half and went to sleep. Next morning a huge orangutan stood above him. "Who are you; beast with a mustashe!?

"I.. i.. i am Kakarot, ruler of Orax 23. My ship brought me here, and i don't know how to escape this blue sphere." Do not fear us Kakarot, orangutans are the most solitary of the great apes, and we do not eat creatures like you. We do however...
[Off-topic] iok1:
Have no idea what's going on here. Fortunately we.....-

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And also doing the laundry

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Of rom development teams leader

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Then a storm comes one day. A storm that the...

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
President, it made him want fried chicken

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
So he went KFC and got a bargin bucket. But then realised the storm was getting worse so he slept...

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
And then woke up, to the sound of faucets falling

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[Off-topic] DanceOff:
But suddenly died
[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

So he the reason why he died had been searched and then they found out that his KFC lunch was filled with poisen.
[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
But then he woke up again, and realized it was all a dream

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But then he woke up again and realised it was ALL a dream (dream within a dream)

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But then someone told him he was actually in hell and his "dream" was his life

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And then he woke up:p

Scared by this dream, he turned on all the lights in his house. He washed his face a few times and then

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] Manipur:
do bee do bee do....
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Took an ice bath

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But then he woke up

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And bashed his head on the wall, to try and ensure he was actually awake this time. The reality was that he was

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[Off-topic] DanceOff:
To realize he's dead, meanwhile in Amsterdam a stupid guy named Sam bought a brand new phone but when he opened the box surprisingly there was no phone just the accessories so he went back to the seller but the shop was closed because it was already 10 pm so he eagerly waited for next day next morning he woke up to realize it was all a dream and he went to open the box before opening it here thought of making an un boxing video and uploaded on YouTube so he went to buy a new camera from
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Mexico

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[Off-topic] DanceOff:
Which was accidently another mystery as box was empty thus time
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
So he went back to Mexico to return the r camera

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
but the store said no refunds, so he had a ragefit
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
And completely destroyed the store... then the police were called over...

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But they were tired of working so they didn't bother turning up

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
And so he went to Best Buy

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[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

and bought an
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
iCrap

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[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

but after he noticed that it is crap he bought an Samsung Galaxy S4.
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But it was a fake, so he raged again

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
And bought a nexus 10 to cheer himself up and for once it was real because Google products are too good to be fake

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
But then he woke up...to find everything he had in his dream in what might be real life...but then woke up...:p

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
And he was in a pool of chicken fingers

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
But then he woke up and watched 'dreamception'

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[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

and suddently he knew he is dead... This all happened I YOUR fantasy !
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And he woke up once more

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[Off-topic] Pickout:
...So he got up and went to the...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Jail

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[Off-topic] jtragna:
And he got touched inappropriately by the curious jail mates...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Because Android Pizza

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Was such an awesome user, he gave free cookies to all the XDA'ers.

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[Off-topic] rodion.zissou:
Because this isn't ban the person above you