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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
*evil laughter*

Flowed from my HTC branded muffin...
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However, it transformed into a unicorn and punctured UndisputesGuy's nuts with its horns.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
And YOWZA, was that a wake-up call, for men everywhere to
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Believe ponies she suck

Meanwhile somewhere else

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Everyone loved ponies and MLP and I recovered and lived happily ever after.

It was a peaceful day on XDA when suddenly, a serious troll invaded. He came with an army. His goal was to

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Troll moderators so much that they would suicide

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And they started by

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Hacking mike channon's account

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[Off-topic] hell_lock:
But his account was disabled because he violated xda rules.
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Then the dev of hell's fusion decided to go off topic but didn't realize the trolls account couldn't be disabled because he hacked the forum admins account

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
And then, this story ended. A guy sat on a couch, with a watch in his hand, when, suddenly, he realized...

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
That he had to go to work. So he switched off the TV on which the story had ended just in time, and left.

Act 16:

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[Off-topic] hell_lock:
Then suddenly dark shadow appears and tries to be smart...

( I meant mikes account was banned )
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
It was a peaceful day on xda when all of a sudden

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[Off-topic] jader13254:
...nothing happend..
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Except for jader posts something really boring

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[Off-topic] Pandemic:
nothing happend?

you just spam :s
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Then nothing happened again

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Let's start again

It was a peaceful day on xda when all of a sudden

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
I was sad...

Flowed from my HTC branded muffin...
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Because stereo8 was eaten for being a muffin

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And then suddenly.....

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Sh*t started falling from the sky

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
I'm getting really tired of this. Why do you hate me so much?

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
They're joking chill and continue the story

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
That wasn't referring to you...

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
If that's what you call a joke...

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Mean while, a quick brown fox jumped over a lazy

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Pony

The same pony who punctured undisputedguys nuts

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
I dont hate. Your cool dude. Death does seem too far.

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And prompted friendship and magic while running for office,

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Because he was late and if he didn't reach on time.........

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
More people would start acting immature on XDA!

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Like undisputedguy and his love for ponies

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And a nonxda member's love for Pizza rolls

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Which kinda resembled Android pizza (not an insult in any way)

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Yeah, because liking something is immature now :rolleyes: ;)

The pony made it on time

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
But died from a heart attack because of running too fast

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And so

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[Off-topic] luvk1412:
xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1801690

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Rainbow dash bought a box of pizza rolls

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And ate them with the author of My Little Dashie and no harm came to her

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
Who both later died from heart attacks since their pizza was cooked with 100 lbs of trans fat
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And 10000 tons of chollestrol

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[Off-topic] ProjectVanilla:
then they ordered another pizza
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
:( If you read the novel/fan fic, you'd know how sad it is. :(:(:(:(

Because they didn't actually die:)

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
But they were so obese they couldn't move which is worse than death

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Suddenly the Fat disappeared and then it

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Came back with a vengeance

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Then went away and the 2 lived happily ever after. Meanwhile, there was a stray dog in a wild word where trees could speak, the grass could kill and buldings changed place everyday

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
The stray dog was hungry so he

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Ate the quick brown fox

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
And died of food poisoning

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Then then was reincarnated as a cinamon roll shaped phone called

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[Off-topic] jtragna:
Ciniphone
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Which tasted something like donuts

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
But looked like a cinnamon bun

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
And functioned as a phone

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
But the only apps it had was a donut tasting app with a cinnamon bun logo...

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And it was released by Samsung along with the Galaxy S4 which was,

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[Off-topic] kofiaa:
so gimmicky that
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And stupid and

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Had a really stupid feature for taking 100 pics in 4 seconds even though that's not even enough time to see 100 things and it..

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Hates ponies and it

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Isn't that bad really. There is a misconception that it hates Ponies but i'm just hear to clear that up. The S4 doesn't hate Ponies. The S4

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Loves ponies and it also

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Is a good phone but

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Isn't as good as the HTC One

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
especially considering that the htc one is anti-pony
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
And it isn't plasticy and cheap

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rom: slim bean

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
But in real life s4 will be the best phone because of 1.9ghz quad core processor

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But the processor depends on the region

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
But it will still be the best because.............

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
I participate d in the cinnamon challenge

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
And got killed by doing it

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[Off-topic] ashishgamer:
Because in some regions its octa core!!!!!! Try to beat that!

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[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
That is my kinda core.

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[Off-topic] :
Then a flying TARDIS came to pick me up.
[Off-topic] itzkpanda:
and it took me on a journey to

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
To the magical golden toilet

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[Off-topic] ashishgamer:
Because when a smartphone gotta go, it gotta go

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
But you clogged up the toilet and made everyone mad
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Then the toilet exploded and a random truck ran him over

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
And the guy in the truck was barack obama trying to get to a store to get an s4 before they sold out

rom: Aurora v.6 with xdark patch

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Unfortunately, he got arrested and the one who got run over was Mitt Romney

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[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
but the S4 was sold out so he got an iPhone 5 and
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
And it was so bad that he smashed it with a hammer

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kernel: Lupus gb
[Off-topic] itzkpanda:
And switched to

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Pokeball mode

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
A wild potayto appeared!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] _Variable:
But he cut the potato to dices an sold it $100 each. He then bought a pet hamster named Jeff Brown and went home together.

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[Off-topic] itzkpanda:
But then jeff died.

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And a puppy appeared

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Who peed on his pants thinking it was a tree

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Suddenly an alien suddenly suddened out of nowherely nowhere

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
And killed Barack Obama and his puppy and then

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[Off-topic] ashishgamer:
Michelle decided to beat the alien with nokia 1100

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
He threw that rock hard phone so hard the alien retreated

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[Off-topic] ashishgamer:
And then he realized that it stronger than s4's gorilla glass

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
So he kept it for self defence and bought another Phone

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[Off-topic] ashishgamer:
becaude unlike some he could not access xda using it

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[Off-topic] andronald:
Then realized he could have bought a Nexus 4 for less
[Off-topic] ashishgamer:
Even though it wasnt worth it

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[Off-topic] kevin95:
A wild Snorlax appeared...

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
And used rest and went to sleep and the story continued

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
After the commercials... :D

Flowed from my HTC branded muffin...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Big bird appeared
[Off-topic] :
And ate the "-DarkKnight-"

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But then reversed time so that didn't happen and ate some pizza

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And drank some

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[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
raspberry vodka mixed with vodka and some
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Raspberry vodka and vodka mixed with some

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[Off-topic] abhipati:
Some people started using search
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And then they blew up as a result

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
So people decided that they don't want to.take the chance of blowing up so billions of already answered questions were made into new and annoyingly useless threads all over xda
[Off-topic] saket_oo:
And thence Lucifer was raised from depths of hell to clean up the ****
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Of Justin Beiber

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
And throw Zippo lighter fluid all over

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
Justin Bieber

Flowed from my HTC branded muffin...
[Off-topic] :
And burned
[Off-topic] Stereo8:
His hair

Flowed from my HTC branded muffin...
[Off-topic] ImS0Raw:
was a enormous mess
[Off-topic] :
The hair was shaved off and was dispossed immediately.

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
then it grew back but it was...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Suddenly someone breathed

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Out fire and according.......................

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[Off-topic] gesange:
to wash the dishes....
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
And play some games
[Off-topic] :
While performing...
[Off-topic] :
The coolest guy on xda came along. That guy is...
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Abdel12345 and he went to the movies with...
[Off-topic] :
Mikechannon who later banned him because he is the admin.

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
A turtle crossed the road

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[Off-topic] :
because i killed the big nerd

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[Off-topic] Skazzy3:
Tragic
[Off-topic] :
New story.

There was an iSheep crossing the road...
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
And it was killed by an Android 7.9-powered truck...

"Lieutenant Win, not at your service. I'm taking a coffee break, man."
[Off-topic] dabeez98:
Then tim cook tried to kill the android truck...

Swyped by a tramp
[Off-topic] MrChaosDesire:
Then it turned out it was a transformer and it opened a can of whoop ass on him.

Austin 3:16 says "I just whooped your ass."
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And then the Transformer turned back into

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
A awesome Android powered truck

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
which was owned by Chuck Norris

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"Outside of dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Who was owned by Bruce Lee

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
In a 3 second match

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Of Poker

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[Off-topic] :
Then someone ate a cookie
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Which was delicious

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] :
And had pony meat in it
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
As well as wolf meat

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[Off-topic] :
Which was from naughty wolves
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But mostly consisted of meat from a certain wolf pup. The cookie had weird ingredients mixed together but it was appetising nonetheless. The man who ate the cookie went by the name of

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] :
Justin Bieber
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
He then got the runs and shat all over

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And I just read a book
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Which was about

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] :
How to masturbate

Sent. That's it. Just sent.
[Off-topic] Rockstar600:
I was amazd by the techniques
[Off-topic] :
And your sperm got on your computer's...

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
screen and then we moved on from that and instead talked about

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] Rockstar600:
Premium quality Scotch,
[Off-topic] nickman529:
And all the bacon
[Off-topic] Rockstar600:
And suddenly the phone rang,
[Off-topic] gesange:
it was the president
[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

He wanted to say that Burger King is way better than McDonald's.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But somehow he found about the book I was reading
[Off-topic] Rockstar600:
Which was about, "How to understand women"
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
'How does a book with 6000 empty pages start? ' I ask... Well...

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[Off-topic] Rockstar600:
And then I saw Superman passing by
[Off-topic] dabeez98:
The Dickson street

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[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

he was on the way to his friend batman
[Off-topic] Rockstar600:
And then Bane kidnapped Superman
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And theen Bane was defeated by Rainbow Dash...
[Off-topic] dodo2244:
... By using google maps & GPS, courtesy of .....
[Off-topic] stylez:
Until i dropped my trousers and farted!! All 30,000+ people on line suddenly had to get the gas masks out which meant no new threads where created for 45 seconds...........

Sounds like a result in off-topic :D
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
.... I guess I shouldn't have had Indian food...
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Because I feel like I have to take a
[Off-topic] Deadly:
lot of water to digest it , otherwise...
[Off-topic] androidino95:
My dog will eat his own s.hit...

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[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
... And so the vulgarity pixies, curse becomes readily apparent...
[Off-topic] dodo2244:
... Cyber skunks worse than any ddos are roaming wild on XDA :eek:, call the ....
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Spiderman, then he will...
[Off-topic] DarthDerron:
roam the city, in search of the...
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
Sh!t to eat...
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
And then he dies from diseases and stupidity. But, far away, in a distance land...
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
Then an ugly girl comes, she takes him to doctor, the doctor says"If...
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
you skip peoples post, you'll be banned"

And then he dies from diseases and stupidity. But, far away, in a distance land...
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
In a city called...
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
Jacanama a magician was summoned by the ugly girl, he revived spiderman....
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
And then spiderman and the ugly girl died for good. Meanwhile, in Jacanama...
[Off-topic] veeman:
A Rastafarian cowboy decided to go to a strip club and ride a rhinoceros around a table.

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[Off-topic] dodo2244:
... with a drunken drawl :p he says "rhinoce -a -hoss, take me to ....."
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
The dustbin, it smells nice...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Who is just so many levels of awesome

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[Off-topic] fuser1337:
but a level down than chuch norris
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
In terms of overrated-ness. Captain America then came in and Bane decided to

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] oldnexus:
...do the wobble on top of.....
[Off-topic] caponer:
My brand new WC commode!
[Off-topic] fuser1337:
...Which had hidden ants to attacked on...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
A group of pizza people
[Off-topic] oldnexus:
attending their AA meeting
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Ate some girl scout cookies and puked green
[Off-topic] fuser1337:
...with carrots, capsicum and brinjals...
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
And a cherry on top...

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Meanwhile somewhere else.............

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[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
A very hairy lady...

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Pooped on top of Justin Bieber

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[Off-topic] nickman529:
And he shed tears
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Of happiness

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[Off-topic] oldnexus:
And butterflies and bluebirds flew in delight
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Right out if his

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[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Eyeballs and into the
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Course hard sand where they hurt like
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
chickens being murdered by Colonel Sanders

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
And along with him, his senior as well as friend Lieutenant Win....
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
We forced to use an old stinky outhouse

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
gave him a coupon for a free bucket o' chicken

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[Off-topic] 74M3NUMB3RS:
Which has a curse

Hmmm
[Off-topic] Sherwinnn:
... Michael Myers and...
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
and actually was a disguised coupon for death

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[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
By a firing squad of misfit midgets

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[Off-topic] dabeez98:
That lived in Mexico for 18 years

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[Off-topic] nickman529:
In their faces. And suddenly...
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
They heard a sound getting closer and closer and it was

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Approaching them with rapid speed. They didn't know what to do and

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Hid behind a giant rock until...

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] oldnexus:
The rock ran away with fear
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
They didn't hear anything anymore but when they stepped out they found a...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
IPhone made from

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Steve Jobs' teeth

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Playing a recorded message saying that song was realeasing official jellybean for all 2011 devices with no issues at all and lots of free ram. :):D
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And killing bunnies

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[Off-topic] Sherwinnn:
By John Cena and
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
MTM, who agreed that the OP of this thread is a....
[Off-topic] gadgetroid:
Complete lunatic with a...

Sent from my 3.0 inch English muffin. God! It's time to take it to the coffin. :(
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Microphone singing Justin Bieber songs

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[Off-topic] oldnexus:
From the movie soundtrack of Die Hard
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
While rubbing his

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[Off-topic] gadgetroid:
You-know-what while calling You-know-who. ;)
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
his sins must be forgiven, or else

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[Off-topic] ironman38102:
Zombies might eat him
[Off-topic] ProperNoun:
...from the inside out...
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
And regurgitate his body into a

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[Off-topic] :
Justin bieber doll

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[Off-topic] :
New story.

There was a cat

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[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
He was a very fat kitteh and

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[Off-topic] oldnexus:
he loved lasagna
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
His name was garfield and
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
He wasn't a cat

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[Off-topic] Sherwinnn:
But he's a computer cat