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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
So no one was banned

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
cmason37 kicked AP in his stomach and stole all of said cookies.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Then poisoned the cookies, gave them back to android pizza

Android pizza then ate the cookies and died(again) and never came back to life

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
But he was in internet heaven, where cmason37 went when he died when Archer went crazy. And the Chromebook of peace was still there just as he had left it...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And then he woke up

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
And was in a living nightmare, his house was filled with iPhones, meatballs and ponies

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Secretly, he enjoyed all these things but he didn't want to show it

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Because guys who like ponies are homos

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
In the opinion of darkshadow, which is a gross generalisation

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Along with 90 percent of the people

Edit:90 percent of straight people

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Which was again, darkshadows opinion

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Because he was straight and awesome

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
In HIS opinion:p

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:D
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
But his opinion was awesome

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
And cmason37 broke up the senseless pony fight :p
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But not before receiving a broken nose, a cut lip and several severed limbs:p

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Today was not a peaceful day...
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Says your Avatar

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Because UndisputedGuy was mean to Android Pizza

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
So let's all gang up on him

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
And steal his wallet
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
"Why do you want my wallet? I don't have any money!"

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
:(

I did nothing

And then I ran away

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
We were talking about undisputed guy

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To a place where bronies are put in jail

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Which was nowhere because such a discriminative place doesn't exist!:p

Then I rode away on my Pegasus Pony, never ever to be seen again or mentioned

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Close to your house

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[Off-topic] deathnotice01:
but then a deranged chipmunk ate your brains
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Because ponies are not your friends

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
And since you're a brony, you
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Tried to talk to them but

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[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
it didnt work out, so they decided to
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Eat his guts and fed his a** to the chimpanzee

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Oh my!

Where's the magic of friendship here?

There's no love and tolerance!

:p

And then Sam woke up and realised it was all a dream. After that, he stumbled around his house in the UK and decided to walk to the United States of America. He began his journey by

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Getting on top of his pigeon

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[Off-topic] hjhita979:
And trying to fly away
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And walking

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
To **** land filled with jb fans and bronies

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
I thought he was going to America? Unless you're saying that's what America is:p

After about 2 hours, he came across

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[Off-topic] DanceOff:
A bacon shop so he ate bacon and died of cancer because he had HIV and he could not tolerate the Tuberculosis in his brain with tumors...
[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
Then, it all ended.

And here, people, is that start, of a brand new story.

So, It was a peaceful day on XDA...

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[Off-topic] Pickout:
... So he respawned in a post office and took ...
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
His pokeballs with him to catch em all

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And his gun to "Pwn" the "N00bs" because he was "1337"

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
But his gun was made of plastic

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And shot potatoes

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
And was pink with ponies on it so he ditched it because he was

Straight

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Not a fan of Ponies. Then he picked up a burrito which he found on the floor

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
And started his journey to eliminate very strict mods

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[Off-topic] Pickout:
With a cowboy BGM as the sunset goes down
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Suddenly , there was a hole in the space time continuum and

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
2 parallel worlds came together

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[Off-topic] rjdoli:
And some strange sound was heard in the distance, coming towards us, and then...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Android Pizza somehow dies again

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
And then Barman died too.

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
But they were all out of fries

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
So they used brocolli instead

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Which was gross so they all puked

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
On the Ashes of Android Pizza, meanwhile the fried were back the next day and they were delicious. THE END

It was a peaceful day in xda when,

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[Off-topic] Pickout:
I just got trolled from DarkKnight
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
When Android Pizza's ghost stole my lunch money

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
Android Pizza was out of pizza, and that's why he stole it
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
"FIRST I TAKE YOUR MONEY... NOW I TAKE YOUR SOUL!!! GAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
UndispuitedGuy slapped him for being crazy
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And the police arrested Android Pizza for being crazy and sentenced him to

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
500 years of prison
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
Then android pizza started to lagg like hell
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
As he lost all internet connection.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
"Lemme out plz?"

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Was that the cry of android pizza? Or just me hullutionating because of poop internet? I go for the poop internet.

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And android pizza kept on screaming. Yet no one heard him one bit. Eventually. They forget about him and Android Pizza's body stayed in prison for 10 thousand long years

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But then he woke up after this long period. He had no idea what was going on. He was dazed. He found himself lifting himself up from the ground, with the little energy he could muster. He needed Pizza, and he needed it fast

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
And so it appeared right in front of his eyes. He sad: yum, mushrooms!

Flowed from my HTC branded muffin...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Unfortunately it was an allusion

He went up to undisputedguy and begged for pizza. He told undisputed that he would love ponies for the rest of his life and he would also become a full scale uber Brony

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
He was really desperate for this Pizza. UndisputedGuy looked at him with his cold eyes. He then began, "I will give you this pizza on the condition that

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
You dress up as a pony and yell "the power of friendship!!"
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Now android pizza was stuck. He had no idea what to do. It was either to succumb to what he had been trying so hard not to get involved in or go without Pizze which he needed

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
He did it and someone recorded him and uploaded to youtube. It went viral.
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
He even enjoyed it secretly:p

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
..or at least UndisputedGuy thought. Android Pizza was was actually planning to murder him.

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Android pizza had blueprints of torture devices he could use...but then he thought to himself...

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Which he thought the most desirable sensation in existence

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
And it was good...

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Unfortunately undisputed had a truth detector that could detect Android Pizza's true intentions

Undisputed told Android to like Ponies or else, face the consequences

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
...but he didn't listen. Android Pizza grabbed a knife and lunged at UndisputedGuy

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But undisputed guy had a lightsaber which was powered by friendship

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
...and so it failed, because there were no friends of his present.

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
However, the pony gods were on undisputed's side and

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
It didn't matter because there are no pony gods so...

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
...DarkKnight and UndisputedGuy left Android Pizza alone, and accepted that he doesn't like ponies. The end.

It was a peaceful day on XDA, when a retarded potato...

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Reversed the past events and in a new ending, Android Pizza was not left alone by Undisputed and DarkKnight . Android Pizza was then made to like ponies. The End

It was a peaceful day in XDA when spike the dragon was...

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
Eating up on the remains of my slippers

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[Off-topic] TTLayland:
Cold wet slippers that even the most wretched of man would gag upon eating.
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
So he puked it in the form of lava on the wooden floor

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And then received a letter from Princess Celestia

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[Off-topic] bushako:
That Equistria was being attacked by the Droidzilla, and that their only hope was...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Which got into Android Pizza's hands, then it exploded.

It turned out that the letter was a WMD

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Then a Wolf comes along, who is as sexy as hell.
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But hell isn't sexy, so he was actually quite unattractive

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
And then

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Was eaten by the sexy Wolf
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
That wasn't so sexy...infact...it was soo ugly that the skin of the potayto peeled its self and baked itself of uglyness.

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
Then they stopped talking about sexy wolves...

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Because that was pretty messed up

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And let's move on to the story of

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
The pizza man...and how i dont have to pay him :D

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Android Pizza getting kidnapped and tortured by sexy wolves where he was

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
...n't really, DarkKnight was just saying that to make Android Pizza mad. DarkKnight was being a real bastard.

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
And Gmaster stoped and LMAO'd.

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[Off-topic] Gainpain:
But he was not just a nocturnal knight but...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But then Android Pizza fell down from the floor

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
, got up, and stabbed DarkKnight. The pack of wolves knocked him over and started tearing him apart.

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
^^Hey man, be nice!

Fortunatley, it was all just a dream, and...
[Off-topic] Gainpain:
I found myself in a room with...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Five.... And he woke up from a dream

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[Off-topic] Gainpain:
In A Dream...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
In a dream

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
In a lucid dream
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
In a dream , which he then woke up out of the dream

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
In an LSD induced dream

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Which was really really LSD inducing like

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Sexy wolves
[Off-topic] Gainpain:
Dancing on an ice floor and eating a cotton candy when a...
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Wolf eating squirrel showed up and....

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Ate the wolves

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
But then a hero arises from the mountains close by....

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
To try and stop this uncouth Squirrel

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
He came close but then got eaten

But then a stronger hero arises from another mountain close by to avenge the other hero

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But he couldn't be bothered descending down the mountain, so he waited

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[Off-topic] Gainpain:
But running down through a mountain furiously , he broke his....
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Lucky bracelet and lost all hope about beating the squirrel

Then another hero arises

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[Off-topic] Gainpain:
And suddenly a merchant appeared from no where, and he meant business... So the hero approached him to spend some of his....
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Cash. As he approached, the merchant asked,

"What are you buying stranger?"

In a low, deep voice

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
E coins but then the merchant took of his costume and it was the squirrels elder brother

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[Off-topic] Gainpain:
But the hero knew he wasn't playing resident evil 4, so he stabbed the squirreled merchant and took his...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Who hated his brother

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
So they ganged up on him in an epic match

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[Off-topic] Gainpain:
And then two gun shots were heard.. And grim voice of squirrel echoed, "I like the way u die , boey ..."
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
But then they got up again to continue the match

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[Off-topic] Gainpain:
But this time, it was a chess match,..
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
With real players

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[Off-topic] Gainpain:
With real uni corns
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
But they were tired and got back to fighting

The hero and the squirrels brother ......

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[Off-topic] Mattix724:
Cried the day the eye candy thread got shut down... All 1360 pages because some people just can't follow simple rules...
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Bcoz rules are made to b broken... and those ppl meant it....
[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
Is a vehicle.

Then, suddenly, the slingshot was used to shoot

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Like a dragonfly is not a dragon but...
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The Blade sliced everyone except

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[Off-topic] Stereo8:
Me

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
Then someone ate you (cause you're a muffin)
[Off-topic] gesange:
But after the man ate the muffin
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
He ate some pi

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
While watching the life of pi.

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And then the sexy wolf returned.
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
And died immediately due to lameness

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And then a wild beast emerged from

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
The underworlds stinkiest, crapiest toilet ever covered with poop

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Then cleaned himself up as he was a clean monster. The ugliness came from the poop. Out walked a handsome monster who

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[Off-topic] LordManhattan:
Again. It ****ing happened again. I give up. Read the god damn thread before you post you god damned swedish chef :p
[Off-topic] Jrcon:
..... soon after, in the depths of this forum a new Jedi arises wielding an android device in his right hand, and with him bringing the story of the ages,

and thou began like this.....
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
...and so let it be said that the section regimented for posts of the purely off-topicular variety is not for the amateur to increaseth thou count of posts.
[Off-topic] Jrcon:
...slowly in due time those of the GPC(greater post count) squad, became filled with greed and hate , and consumed by fear, forbidding those that they call the LS's ( the low posts) to post and wander freely throughout the land.

The LS's were humble folk who worked on their lands cultivating organic vegetables by day and smoking out of their long wooden pipes and telling of great mysterious tales by night...
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
The tales were of a legendary archer, who saved the people of earths many times. Nobody has every seen him before, but rumor has it...

Lol! Maybe you should be honored everybody skips your post...
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
That he actually looks like this...

He dresses like that when he locks threads, but...

Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
when he is at home, he dresses like...
[Off-topic] sy224048:
C-c-c-combo breaker!
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Chapter II:

It get's lonely when all you have is...
[Off-topic] dodo2244:
..... roms to flash, boot loops to endure, phones to brick, coz our nice Devs .......
[Off-topic] loneagl:
.....keep ladling out Roms and tweaks from the magical cauldron.The devs, incidentally, come from a far-off land, beyond the known borders of the map where.....

- strummed from my Epiphone
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Ponies eat bacon and...

Hickory, Dickory, Dox...Snowflake approves of my HOX.... :D
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Jaffa cakes and meanwhile they flash ROMs...
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...when they have nothing better to do except...
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...calling the police...
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Because they had...
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A bank robbery
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
In the nearby market...
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
Nobody is replying so me again,

...expecting they will catch the thief
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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Dies because if lameness

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
And then re emerges as a human being and

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - The Dark Knight
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Beats the squirrel the hero and the squirrels brother

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[Off-topic] hjhita979:
And Darth Vader comes in and says I am your father
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
And then Gmaster comes back from the dead internet!

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[Off-topic] gesange:
And the world is scared as hell
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Because Android Pizza's pizza is...

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[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
A Large Buffalo Wing Pizza with a side of
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Morphing into a hideous pony

And all of a sudden undisputedguy runs towards him and starts combing his hair

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Poop and septic tank ...

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Fried mushrooms on top of garlic and onion powder mixed with broccoli

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Topped on a pizza. Suddenly he woke up and died

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And that's how Equestria was made!:p

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Suddenly a huge alien abducted

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[Off-topic] adil17:
the unicorn eating the pizza
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
A fairly large

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
That was made by Android Pizza who

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[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
rode into town on a giant donkey with a
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Beard. He was also

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deeply in love with the giant donkey but
[Off-topic] adil17:
eating a big mac
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
was no longer an option, so he
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But unfortunately he

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[Off-topic] adil17:
Killed the donkey because it was in love with an ant
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Was undisputedguy

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And he liked ponies

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[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
but donkeys were his first choice so he took the pony and
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Ate it alive

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