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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Everyone realised that Cmason is crazy, no matter what dimension he's in:p

Archer looked up at his foes and they looked at him. "So it is you" began M_T_M.

"Yes" replied Archer, Sternly

"Why? What's your goal? Where the hell have you been?!" Inquired M_T_M, failing to hide the fact that he was saddened by the condition of our hero

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] cmason37:
Then alt. Archer apeared and put a gun to Archer's head. "I don't care." he said. He's ruined this place and we're better off without him." "It's going to be hard killing myself..."
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But I like bacon so its going to be OK"

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Alt Archer was no match for this crazy, deranged Archer who is the hero of this tale. Bullets are no maths for Bows. Archer capitalised on the slight slight moment of hesitation shown by Alt Archer and stabbed a Bow through his chest.

"Nobody aims a gun at me" He said, laughing hysterically.

It was only Archer and M_T_M and the guys left now. The troll king shouted "Watchout we gotta badass over here" to which nobody laughed. Archer began to reply to the question posed earlier by M_T_M

"You're mad. I'm mad. We're all mad" Archer said, with no sense of emotion.

"That doesn't answer the question" Boomed M_T_M

"Why not?" Replied Archer, in a mocking tone.

M_T_M was about to blow a fuse, but felt a hand grasp his shoulder. It was conantroutman. He pulled M_T_M back gently and moved forward.

"Why Archer? Remember the good times we had? The times we used to troll? What happened to them days? What happened to you man?"

Archer gave no reply, instead he kept changing between a variety of facial expressions.

No one tried to make sense of this

"Why are you doing this man? We need teh troll king alive! We NEED TO RESTORE XDA!"

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Meanwhile, a deranged dog made an XDA account and...

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Got bored of the computer and ran away to play with a soft toy.

"Restore XDA?" Began Archer. "It's perfect the way it is"

"OPEN YOUR EYES!" cried CTM, not even trying to hold back the tears. How could he? All he had been through with Archer, only for it to potentially end like this? How could he not cry whilst realising his good friend, the Archer that he used to know, was gone? And instead replaced by this monster?

The Equestrians began shuffling among themselves. They were not ones to fight. Fighting was a last resort for them, even though they fought well. They weren't prepared to join in whatever battle may ensue. It didn't seem worth it to them. Solving violence with more violence just didn't seem right. So they turned back and quietly left. The morals of the Equestrians were manifest to everyone on XDA, so it came as no surprise that they left. The mod trolls understood why they were leaving and gave a slight approval. It was only Archer, teh Mod Trolls and the Leader of the Trolls left now.

"They're open" said Archer, stoic after a long pause

"Join us Archer. Please." came a voice from the crowd of Teh troll mods. Archer heard similar pleas by others but ignored them. He began to sing to himself:

"I used to wander what friendship could be

until you all shared it's magic with me

big adventure

tonnes of fun

a beautiful heart

faithful and strong

sharing kindness, it's an easy feat

and magic makes it all complete".

There was something scary about the way Archer spoke these words. There was no tune, no emotion. He sounded rather depressed. He then sang:

"A true true friend helps a friend in need

A true true friend helps a friend to see"

repeatedly. Those 2 lines he repeated to himself over and over. Each time with more emotion than the last. Was he experiencing the magic of friendship? Could it be that one could be reformed no matter what their condition? Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Eventually, Archer looked up and saw the leader of the trolls laughing on his throne. So he fired an arrow at him, much to the amazement of the Mods. They were powerless to stop it. Archer had deadly aim, and he now had killed the leader of the trolls by shooting an arrow straight through his heart

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But then archer lost his voice and died

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
In the midst of all this, cmason37 knew he would only mess things up more and had to go to the god of the interwebs. So he killed himself and wanted to spend his last moments with fellow XDAians. So he crawled over. He layed on the ground and bled to death from his arm. He had nothing to say, so he was silent. The mods looked a bit sad, but didn't cry. Archer could've killed him faster, but he smiled and watched him die slowly.

He was now in interheaven, with the god of the interwebs. He now had the Chromebook of peace, which could be used to modify the story and save them all. But to the god's amazement, he said "I want to see how far this goes" and watched. Had he gone absolutely mad?
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Archer went ahead and shot an arrow to mtm but CTM blocked it. "It's on now!" Everyone got ready to fight Archer. This was that one last battle. This battle was the one which would decide XDA's fate. gmaster1 took over and landed a hard potato blow on archer. Archer didn't move an inch. Making his neck straight, he hit CTM so hard in the stomach that he was killed. It was so quick he couldn't even feel it. CTM joined mason and took the same decision. gmaster1 was fried into french fries and thrown away. (:D)

Now only mtm and win remained. MTM gave his all out. He hit Archer in the face, took out his banhammer and whammed his head on the griynd. The battle continued, and in the process, mtm damaged his battle hand. Archer took advantage of this and injured his legs as well. Mtm was rendered useless.

Win had just 1 frag remaining. He had mtm's ban hammer too. Using the force in the ban hammer, he amplified the frag's power to 1000x. He started shooting him but it was no use. He distracted archer, took cover behind a wall and threw the frag. It hit archer and just before it exploded, mtm used his powers to create a force field around archer so nothing else would be destroyed.

Archer was almost dead, and he asked Lt, "Who are you... whats your name?"

"My name is Win. And Archer, you have been defeated."

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[Off-topic] cmason37:
XDA was rebuilt. gmaster1 was sold at Mc Donald's. Alt Archer took Archer's place. CTM was resurrected by the Chromebook of peace. MTM was praised for being a hero. And cmason37 spent more time in heaven before resurrecting himself. The end.
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
You forgot me! :mad:

*curtain close*

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"My name is Win. And if you are reading this, you have been defeated."

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
End of act 1....

Act 2 begins with

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[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Dude... We're on like act 14.... Pay attention.

-YOLO-
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Damn man... don't know how I missed that. Stupid mistake to make.

Act 14 begins with

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[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
The development of the Internet moth....

-YOLO-
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And the return of the original Archer, who was suspected to be dead

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[Off-topic] Archer:
And he said, "lol - cool story bro".
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
And the journey continued...

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"My name is Win. And if you are reading this, you have been defeated."

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Now introducing new characters such as Johnny Bravo, courage the cowardly dog and Dexter

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
And not forgeting Mr Potaytohead!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] cmason37:
So Dexter was creating something in his lab- a router that could act as a servant. But he miscalculated an equation in his formula (He put 2 + 2 = 3) and the internet moth was created. He broke out of his weak cagesaid "I'm going to destroy the internet!". Dexter was in disbelief that a little talking moth could do anything, let alone destroy the internet. But then the moth grew so big that Dexter fainted. Then he...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Awoke, 5 hours later. The moth was nowhere in sight but he did see

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
The giant

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[Off-topic] hackmate:
... and still is! :) But wait...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Clone of his sister, Dee Dee

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
went to hollywood
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And became renowned for her

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
Production of high grade marijuana
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Which angered Dexter because

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
he was not able to get his on any of her green, until
[Off-topic] darrel1980:
Until washed his hands in the
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
...he wanted chicken not marijuana...

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Wish I knew stuff :/
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Said Thats OK

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[Off-topic] :
....then undisputedguy came along and killed the thread for more than 20 hours

~4D1L
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Meanwhile in the shadows lurked he, the one, did his presence mean an evile darkness was to be unleashed on XDA sweeping aside the peace that had resided here for more than 20 hours?
[Off-topic] cmason37:
Then Dexter went Super Saiyan. The Internet Moth sensed his power was Over 9000! and was scared so he sent him back in time to before Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta. Then...
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
...an old man stood before him with a puzzled look and asked...
[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
were's the remote for the tv
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
The internet moth replied, "I know not, but what i do know is that...

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[Off-topic] AndroidHoneyComb:
... trolls invade xda land
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
And eat everyone who posted on this thread...
[Off-topic] Raymond199483:
And killed himself

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Big hard
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Few of the follow up responses in this thread add to it's continuity...

Most likely due to drug\alcohol abuses or the usual crawling over the previous post to say something clever...

I call for a thread reset.
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
I agree.

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Chunk of metal
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
That ended in a

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Another big hard chunk of metal

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[Off-topic] androidfoshizzle:
..had to take a mean sh*t 15min later
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Because he was a big wimp
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
So what's happened up to now...haven't bothered reading any of the previous postings.
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
We all got trolled by a bunch of cats that ate everyone

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Ah,

Thanx!
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
After this, People lived their lives normally. Waking up, going to work and the like.

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
But then this thread starts to die as the story ends...

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] :
Sv: It was a peaceful day on XDA

When gmaster didnt know about that there is still people...
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
who lurk, and read....then read, and read some more, until they know that...
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Who don't reply anyway
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Chapter XIV: Man vs Internet.

We are still more human than the internet because...
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
...we have an inherent need to experience each other thru sight and touch.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
How does this continue the story, I mean....

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[Off-topic] _Variable:
How!

So they killed nine cats...

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Look UP, not DOWN

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PM me if you need help

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[Off-topic] gesange:
but they didn't know that someone was watching them........
[Off-topic] tbanex:
It was a cat defender and he has sworn a revenge.
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And he got his revenge by

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
Chewing on his earphones

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And then attacking

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
So he went to apple.com...
[Off-topic] :
To ddos their site

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[Off-topic] LordManhattan:
...but that didn't work, since Apple hadn't approved it...
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
And replace every other word with a picture of....

Snowflake approved this message....
[Off-topic] Pancakes_Gio:
....a pony sitting on a bench, hacking apple's website....
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Wearing a bikini...
[Off-topic] LordManhattan:
And a bacon hat, but then...

Can we please stop skipping posts? It's the second time somebody has skipped my posts, and it HURTS!
[Off-topic] :
A wild Apple fanboy appeared

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Carrying a pic of Christopher Walken and riding a unicorn....

Snowflake approved this message....
[Off-topic] veeman:
And started throwing iphones and macbooks at the haxorz pony and started yelling in his feeble hipster voice.

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[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
And then everybody was like lolwut...
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
And left him there....driving off in a forty passenger party bus stocked with.....

Snowflake approved this message....
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
iPhone's and dynamite. But that doesn't matter, because Apple has just sued...
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Our bus for...
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Carrying dynamite. It's obviously an Apple product because....

Snowflake approved this message....
[Off-topic] :
It did breake when it was dropped in

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[Off-topic] Ichigo:
iPhone sauce. A new sauce made by apple to...
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Destroy Android...
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
But, as everybody knows, apple failed again. But, in rage of their failure, apple...
[Off-topic] :
Tried to sue Google for not

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[Off-topic] :
Sv: It was a peaceful day on XDA

His crazy dad that was sleeping outside in a
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Very nice tent that

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[Off-topic] :
Sv: It was a peaceful day on XDA

Was made of old newspapers that a homeless man had collected
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
The man approached his crazy Dad and

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
"You shall not pass." But then, suddenly

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[Off-topic] :
Sv: It was a peaceful day on XDA

A wild Golum did appear
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And told his father to have no fear

For he would fend off this man who was near

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
And then a bear would come walking by and in its hands would be a pear

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kernel: Turbo v3.1
[Off-topic] KawaiiKami:
His pear will be destroyed by Mickey Mouse...
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
But then...something happened to the pear...something...not normal...mickey ran.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
The pair had started shifting and changing it's shape. It had become an apple. Mickey continued to run but the imposter apple was faster than him.

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
The apple was so much faster than him that it passed him and then...

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kernel: Turbo v3.1
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Launched itself at Mickey

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
I read in entertainment news that Charlie Sheen admitted he is Lindsey Lohan's mentor...
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Then a wild Sparky appeared and trashed the house, then he....

'Murica....where things are close, but so far away....like our dreams

(said by a wise 'nana)
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
What the hell man?!

Are you sure you're in the right thread?

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
...turned facing a dark figure holding a Louisville slugger high over her head.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But in a second...

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
A magical thing appeared

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
In New Austrialia

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And it looked like a

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Giant hunk of poo

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But it was actually a big stick. The magic stick

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Logged on to 4chan and

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
went on /b/ only to see that

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
XDA was the best. And after it had destroyed everything in its path,

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
The ponies were actually..m

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
Banned for breaking cycle.

Oh wait, wrong thread :P

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
It saw that

Magicians and could use the magic of friendship

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[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
to scratch their butts which were itchy because
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
...of a breakout of shingles...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Which was caused by

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
...measles
[Off-topic] FaultyMango:
Still a better story than Twilight. ...
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
But after a week of oatmeal baths, and a bunch of beers, I decided I would venture out to...
[Off-topic] fuser1337:
And then someone pooped on the drumstick...
[Off-topic] :
Sv: It was a peaceful day on XDA

While a XDAer modded
[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
His ROM. But he went out and purchased a new phone, which was the

Sent from my HTC One X
[Off-topic] :
Sv: It was a peaceful day on XDA

New ****bricks 300
[Off-topic] deathnotice01:
but a llama ate it and gave birth to te iphone
[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
But thankfully, it vaporised before some poor soul came across the vile iPhone

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But it came back and was found by

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
Me, but I killed it before it

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Could poison

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[Off-topic] theDroidfanatic:
The minds of the

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Very unfortunate souls of

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Potaytoland :(

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
The people of Potaytoland

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Ran to somewhere safe...but only one potayto made it...the others died an unfortunate death due to the poisons...and that potayto that made it...was...

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
A small boy who had the name "Altair ibn la ahad"

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Or so legend said. The real potayto who survived was Gmaster1.

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[Off-topic] Myself5:
AW: It was a peaceful day on XDA

...but as soon as all the other peaches laughed at him ...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But this legend was false. Gmaster1 is actually a myth, a phony that has accomplished little. The boy that escaped saw that the world was in absolute chaos.

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Gmaster went to somewhere that he could get help...but he didnt know wherehe was going or what he was doing...

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
So basically, nothing had changed with him:p. On his aimless journey, he stumbled upon

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
The opposite of Equestria...airtseuqE

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
This was a corrupt land. Devoid of Ponies. It was a place of crime and various instances uncouth behaviour. Within 3 steps of entering Airtseuqe, he saw

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
A carrot!

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[Off-topic] KRAZYADROIDMASTER:
All of a sudden ,Everyone was out of ideas when we ran out of Bacon and chocolate. Now we have to eat caramel and Turkey Bacon. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

DEVICES:

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Said the random guy

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But this was no ordinary carrot. It was huge. It was in the process of murdering a Banana, when the boy decided to intervene

Edit: Damn, I'm a bit slow with this one

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Gmaster knew it was never good to enter places he didnt know. He went to equestria to seek help there...

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And found the Mane 6 as well as Celestia, Luna and Cadence. He wanted them to use the magic of friendship and put Airtseuqa in a state of peace and Harmony.

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Gmaster then posted the "i dont know what im doing' meme up.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But he needn't worry anymore. The ponies had done their part and Airtseuqa was being reformed. Elsewhere, a wild

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Peanut...

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Was

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Talking...very...slow...ly...

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And had no

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Friends

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