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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
And then some dude named fragless trys to get 10 posts by spamming in O.T. I then make him read this: http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=28783847

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And so he did. Elsewhere,

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] CnC-ROCK:
It was a peaceful day on XDA when suddenly i registered and flamed other members and got myself an infraction.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And died

Friendship is magic
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
In related news,

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
...the crap continues into the depths of disconnected cyberexistance...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Which died a terrible death by

Friendship is magic
[Off-topic] dilster97:
....too much masturbation......

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And a just right amount of

Friendship is magic
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
What kind of thread is this

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Click it I dare you?

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And

Friendship is magic
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
And...the secret remained with no answer in sight.

So the great and long journey continued...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
But a huge mob of

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
But a huge mob of knuckleheads went in the wrong direction.

So the journey was again delayed...
[Off-topic] :
They then found One Direction (The Band) and One Direction showed the mob of knuckleheads the direction where they are supposed to be going.

~4D1L
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Then 7,000,000,000 people commit suicide because of the fact they are still alive...it will be 7,000,000,001 soon! *shoots self*

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
With few left to carry on...the journey was much...much easier on those who were not convinced that wasting their lives was in any way prudent...
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
They became millionaires but what could they use that money for if noones going to use it? Who is going to make food? Make shelter? Fix things?

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Deciding that currency has no worth.

Those meeting the challenge of the journey melt down the coins, boil the money turning their worth into weapons and tangible shares.

The fabric from the money is spun and woven into cloth...
[Off-topic] MarcquisDale:
When we all trolled a thread
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
??? which goes without typing...the journey continues in ancient times where electronic devices are eons away from existence...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And miscommunication was rife

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
...which is part their way of life.

A society which knows only bearskins and knives.
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Trolls are very classy, with top hats.

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Sadly irrelevance is a growing problem as the number of brave souls grows along this epic journey...
[Off-topic] DesertHawk:
To mordor with Yolo Swaggins.
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
But the next morning someone died
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And killed was someone

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
after that person followed DrakKnight on twitter
[Off-topic] fuser1337:
And saw a sad trollface
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Which made him feel very very sad

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Because he was out of donuts

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And pizza

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
He had no money so he

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Stole Lt. Win's

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Wallet which had no money inside. (:p) He was trolled by Win, and thus had been defeated. Now, onto the story of little red riding pony...

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[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
NO NO NO

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Yes. This pony's tale is one of amazing adventure. It all started when

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] dagger:
When one started the tale of a pony..

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Who died due to birth.

The story is that the pony was born, got a good life and died.

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
That lived a very normal life. She enjoyed playing with her friends and learning new things every day. She also enjoyed doing magic, which she specialized in. This normal life took a turn of events when

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And the ponyv

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
was packaged with beef :eek::rolleyes:
[Off-topic] dagger:
When the pony bought a nexus 7 and joined xda..: p

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But was still alive. When it had the chance, it escaped and found itself in a strange, new world

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] dagger:
Of xda and met Archer...

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
that strange world was a meat factory
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Who was about to banish her but stopped upon seeing how cute she was. Archer then

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Went to her house and

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[Off-topic] dagger:
Started liking ponies and slowly became

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
late
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
For a very important date, but he didn't care. He was happy in Equestria and invited the PowerPuff girls to join him
[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
because he had a binder full of women
[Off-topic] dagger:
Cos he slowly began to realise that xda was

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Nowhere near as good as Equestria

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And the ID of Mittens Romney

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[Off-topic] dagger:
Guys it's becoming a mess...

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
because someone keeps posting out of order:rolleyes:
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Is that order fine?

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[Off-topic] dagger:
Iys not me..

I keep sticking to the undisputed guys posts..

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
yea i was referring to myself :D

But a new day began and ice cream rained down on the earth
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But Archer still remained

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
but he became obese since ice cream was the only food availible
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And so he returned to XDA, only to find that

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Trolls had infested all forums

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
There were no moderators and XDA was in turmoil. He then made it his mission to

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
to join the trolls and become their leader
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And so XDA descended into chaos which is when the hero of this tale appears

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] Archer:
Hello! :)
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
:D

But it was not Archer who was to be the true hero of this tale.

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
With epic timing..
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
But who cares about Archer?
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
He has no meaning to our random and never ending story...apart from the fact that he was random...and this story is random...meaning that he continued the randomness.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Which meant that he was relevant. No matter if anyone cared or not. The true hero of this tale was indeed

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] ShadowCodeGaming:
the wild archer that appeared out of nowhere
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Or the one and only Gmaster1

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But it was indeed Archer who was the hero and decided to try and reform XDA to it's former glory after an epiphany prompted by a certain pony he had met earlier

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
led him to his father, m0cha5hake
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Who gave him wise words of wisdom and also told him that he should really stop eating so much ice cream

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
But then the story of archer ends so suddenly after he made a mistake...of banning...

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
gmaster1 who is friends with a super potato
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
That is also a pony

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
...now that the ass kissing is done we're back to...well you know...
[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
that was evil and sought revenge on archer
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
For not understanding the true magic of Friendship

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And of bacon

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
"But friendship aint magic" said Gmaster1

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
And those words were the last words he uttered, because he was killed by a mysterious arrow to the knee and temple

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
"i was a pony like you. Until i took a rainbow to the knee." said Gmaster1 trying to gain trust again by making everything pony related.

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
(:D)

But alas, these efforts were in vain for he had now died. As his first drop of blood fell to the floor, Archer approached the body, laughing manically, like the madman he had become. As he got closer to the body, his smile only widened. M0cha5hake was now worried for Archers safety. Archer inspected the body carefully, before removing the 2 arrows and placing them in his shopping bag. He then skipped over the body whilst singing

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
And the story never continued because Gmaster1 was obviously the best thing to happen to that story. good thing i still get internet up here.

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
But the others mods began to sense a disturbance in the force and knew that archer had no crossed over to the dark side. they began developing a plan to kill archer
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
But first they came to me and saved me as they needed the help...of super potayto!

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
Yes the mods plan was to save the super potato, cook it, and invite archer to the feast, then they would dispatch him
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
This plan would be a good plan, but the MODs themselves had been broken and shattered, The trolls were in full force and XDA was in a state of unrest and disharmony. The MODs needed to get together and sort something out. A way to restore XDA. This had become more difficult due to Archer rumouredly leading this group of trolls

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
The groups were:

le trolls

le troll mods

Equestrians

N00BS

Average everyday members

POTAYTOS!

All these groups have split from one big group but why? What happened to make it happen?

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
It was chaos. There was no order. Le troll and Le troll mods formed when the Mods thought themselves to be higher than the common folk on these forums which led to conflict. The Potaytos are there own sect, infatuated with potatoes and on a quest for the Troof. The N00BS were all just multiple accounts of existing members with a few new members here and there who had little idea on how to condone themselves on XDA. There were no ordinary everyday members left. The Equestrians wanted to be different, much like the POTAYTOS and so they formed their own group. But theirs was one of friendship, harmony, peace and other noble morals. There were few of them on XDA, but they spread what little love and friendship they could. Then there was Archer, who's better left undescribed.

And so this was the state of the once great XDA. Developers had left and all joined other sites, some even moving to the now constructed XXXDADevelopers and leaving developing forever.

This was a problem the people wanted to fix. The Mods wanted to restore XDA. But they didn't know where to begin. They went to the one place they thought they could find help, the one place where harmony existed. They went to.... the Equestrians

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
But with too many people in groups there was no telling who the leader was. Noone could find food, a good youtube video or even anything good on tv! But the leaders were the key to it. Find them. And lead them all to become one again!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
But even this was uncertain. No one knew where the leaders were. The Equestrians had no leader, for they were together and needn't require one. As for the rest of the groups, it wasn't clear what the condition of their leaders was. They may have died. They may have gone beyond the point of repair. They may not be able to control their group. But this was the MODs only hope. They sought the aid of the Equestrians to find these leaders and bring the XDA we all knew and loved, back to the people. Archer was a lone wolf in all of this. He had noone, nopony. He was alone, but he was content, mostly because he was insane. Little did he know how huge a role he would play in this tale. He sang to himself in the war torn XDA:

"We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders

On a quest to find out who we are

And we will never stop the Journey

Not until we find our Cutie Marks"

He ignored everyone. His PM inbox was full, but he didn't care. This is the hero of our tale.

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] dagger:
Archer although was a very brave warrior and his name would strike fear in everyone's heart but he had a weakness..

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
This weakness was ponies. But he had lost this reputation long ago, since the downfall of XDA. The mods came knocking at the Equestrians door, almost begging them to assist in bringing the old XDA back. The Equestrians agreed, albeit reluctantly as whilst they thought any attempt to bring back the peace and love that was present prior to the downfall was a good idea, they were also aware of what the Le troll Mods true intentions might be. They searched for the leader of the Potaytos, knowing they could begin by searching Potatroofville.

Neither group knew where to begin. The Mods threatened the Potaytos with bans whilst the Equestrians politely asked and never got an answer. They did not know where the leader was. They would have to do this the long way. Archer knew where the leader was though. For it was he who had taken Gmaster1's life. And he was going after the leader of the "N00BS" next...

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] cmason37:
And since the N00BS were, well, n00bs, Archer got to the leader and killed him. Meanwhile, a new character appeared in the middle of the woods. His name was cmason37. He had just returned from his trip to an alternate dimension. It had be long since he had been in this thread, and since then the story diverged and took a turn for the worst. He was confused. He didn't know who's side to take so, as a result of alterdimensionary travel, he got multiple personality disorder. There were three distinct personalities, one side wanted to help the trolls, one wanted to help the mods and one went crazy like Archer. He walked off into the distance of the woods with an evil smile, bound to return to the story later. Meanwhile...
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
After this unexpected twist of events, the mods and Equestrians were still searching for the leader of the Potayto's. They were beginning to think there was none, which wouldn't be illogical to think due to just how bad things had gotten. Then, unexpectedly, conantroutman fond the body of Gmaster and the wounds in his body. It was a dark day. Conantroutman feared this was the work of Archer, but he didn't let these fears get the best of him and didn't want to jump to conclusions without sufficient evidence. Archer had gone AWOL ages ago. Was it really him who was responsible for this? Conantroutman pondered before he felt a hand grasp his shoulder. It was M_T_M. Immediately upon seeing the body, he had the same fears as Conantroutman. But both Mods remained silent.They didn't want to speak. 2 leaders were now dead at the hands of Archer, yet they had only found one and still couldn't confirm it was indeed Archer. They called off the search, deeming it as unsuccessful, despite finding the leader of the Potayto's. They decided to find the N00bs leader next

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Bacom Cheeseburger...

Meanwhile in a place devoid of ponies....

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Now, The war outside of XDA had ended and Lt. Win had returned to get some peace. But here, he saw complete chaos. He had communicated with Archer in the past, so he was quite sure of what happened. While trying to reach the Mods and Equestrians, he met up with gmaster1's body, conantroutman and M_T_M. Of course, he had a revival kit and revived him. In the year 2142 (reference) we had almost all weaponry. Lt. Win handed some frags and a gun to gmaster1, conantroutman and mtm and they entered the n00bland. The noobs wouldn't tell them anything. So they had no choice.

These four heroes shot everyone in the way, and finally reached the n00b king who...

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[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
then swag.mov comes out and all of us puke rainbows
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
And all the universes explode and the big bang reverses itself

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Was eating a

He was on his N00b throne, but as mentioned before, Archer had already got to him. He was dead. This was a sad thing for these 4 hero's to see. They wanted to restore the peace. This was hard to do when the Leaders had been killed. There was a storm brewing and if it wasn't shut down, this could be the end of XDA for good. These deaths would likely lead to more chaos. The crime again pointed to one man, Archer. But still, these 4 men who had now been joined by other mods and Equestrians said nothing. The Equestrians knew not of the work of Archer, nor did ALL of the Mods and so they were oblivious to who had committed the crime. Realising they may already be too late, the teams ran to get to the leader of Teh Trolls, before Archer did.

Archer was already on his way to teh trolls hideout, when the other 2 of Lt Win's split personalities came and stood in his path. Archer had no business with them, but he wouldn't hesitate in killing them too if need be, no matter how crazy they may be. The fact that there were 2 of them made no difference to Archer. He was a man on a mission. He spoke up, "

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
(Ftfy)

"So you've found me... Would you like to be dead or would you join hands with me for destroying XDA? You have 5 seconds..."

Now the split personalities would never work together. So the one who denied was killed with one arrow to the head. The other, with some hesitation joined hands with Archer. Now...

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[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
(Thank you. My bad:))

The one who had joined Archer was the one who had become crazy like Archer. Whilst Archer was walking, he decided to foolishly attack Archer and try to take his life. Archer had no time for fun and games. He knew he was up against M_T_M and the like and had no time to waste with cmason's split personality. Sensing this weak attack, Archer ducked down. Upon realising that he has missed his target, Cmason's split personality spun round, only to have Archer implant an arrow straight through his eyeball. Archer smiled, embracing the moment before Cmason's body dropped dead to the floor, but had no time to lose. He removed the arrow, gouging out Cmason's eye in the process. He picked up the pace a little whilst clutching the eyeball tight in his hand. He had finally arrived at his destination. The leader of teh trolls was up ahead, on his lolcat thrown. He made no attempt to show a bit of modesty or to try and hide his status. It was blatant he was the leader. There was a problem though. The Equestrians, the 4 heroes, and the mods were all there too and they had now seen Archer. Some began to flee at the mere sight of him. Others knew there was strength in numbers and remained. Our Hero looked at what he was up against. He was still oblivious to the fact that he would become a hero on this day

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] cmason37:
Little did anybody know, cmason37's dimension machine doubles as a time machine. cmason37 managed to save himself in the time machine, but acidentally created more chaos.

cmason37, on his "crazy" personality, got lost in the woods and went back to the machine and set the machine to time mode. By the time he got to the future he was on his regular personality, and he saw the future, when XDA was shut down. By then, he knew of his multiple personality disorder very well and had multiple arguments with them. Knowing he had to stop this, he went to timeline 3, where Archer didn't go crazy. and got the alternate Archer, and told him everything, knowing only he could stop himself. He brought him back to the timeline, but he had gone to the evil personality, and had bloodthirst. He tried to kill alternate Archer, however, the cmason37 of the past, knowing this would happen, tried to stop him. He created a diversion for alt. Archer to get away. Meanwhile cmason37 killed his past self, but somehow managed to still be alive. Then...