[Nokia Lumia 920] SuperSport:
Recently, you may have heard about Apple's iPhone 5 Purple Haze (iPurple). Well, when a customer asked apple for help on the matter, this is the Actual Response received by the customer:

Dear Matt,

Our engineering team just gave me this information and we recommend that you angle the camera away from the bright light source when taking pictures. The purple flare in the image provided is considered normal behavior for iPhone 5′s camera. If you wish to reach me regarding this case number *********, please contact me at 1-877-***-**** ext. *******. I currently work Thursday-Monday: 7:00am – 3:30pm Mountain Time. If you reach my voicemail, please leave your name, phone number, case number and the best time to reach you. Email is ***********@apple.com.

Sincerely,

Debby

AppleCare Support

That's a TRUE Story!

But, it does not end there...

Last night, I had a nightmare, and here was my personal experience with using the iPhone 5 to snap a photo of me and my new dog to send to my family.

So, I'm at the park with my new dog and I decide to take a photo and share it with my family. He’s pretty hyper, so it takes a while to get the shot. My digital Image Stabilization just won’t quite keep him from looking like a blurry fur ball (iBlurry). But, with the help of a dead squirrel, he finally holds still long enough for a picture. We pose, and I take the shot. But there's a strange Purple haze in the corner of the shot. I remember the conversation Matt had with Apple, so I decide to take the photo indoors and not near any light source. I go to the public restroom. After getting my dog out of the toilet bowl, I dry him off using the environmentally friendly blow dryer. Now, my dog looks like he's a flashback from the 60's with his afro, but I decide to move on. I take the shot and Wow, it looks GREAT! Well, after I crop out the urinals.

I suddenly remember that I’m at the park that normally has 3 bars of service, but I’m holding the phone in my hand, so I am now down to no bars (AntennaGate). I decide that MMS will not work, so I must print out the photo and send it by mail. I figure I’ll go to Wal-Mart and use their photo printers and get about 10 copies for each of the recipients.

I open my handy Maps App and ask it for directions to Wal-Mart. We jump into the car and drive there. When I arrive at the Lake (MapGate), I yell to the guy in the boat and ask if he knows where the closest Wal-Mart is. He doesn’t, so following Apple CEO Tim Cook’s suggestion; I ask if the guy in the boat has a Lumia 920 so he can get me directions using Nokia Maps. He does, and I drive to Wal-Mart to print my photos.

I attempt to connect my iPhone to the printer to print out the photos. I then ask the Wal-Mart associate if she knows where I can buy an adapter for my phone so I can connect it to the printer. I go back to the associate and ask if they accept Layaway for the $40 adapter (iRipOff).

Since I really want to send a picture today, I drive back to the lake. By now, it’s dark, so I ask the guy in the boat if he’ll take a night shot with his Purview Camera. My dog has fallen asleep by now, so I lay next to him on the shore and the Boat Guy takes the shot. It comes out GREAT! He sends the photo to all my family using MMS and I cannot be happier.

The next day, I get calls from all of my family about how great the photo was, how calm my dog is with his hair done just right, and how amazing the lighting was that late at night. I thank them and tell them I could not have done it without my Amazing iPhone 5 and they should all buy one (iSheep). Now, my whole family owns iPhone 5’s (iLaLaLand).

For some reason, my Visual Voicemail is blowing UP about issues they are having with their new iPhones. I’ve even gotten threats from my mom.

Hmm, they must be holding it wrong…

Seriously, Apple makes a fine product for the most part, but when they are so (iArrogant), it does warrant some humor. :angel:

Dangit! I just got another (iScratch)!

This really IS "The Biggest Thing to Happen to iPhone Since iPhone". Please see Attached Image. Maybe they SHOULD have used a DSLR for their Adverts.

I cannot WAIT to get my hands on my new Lumia 920! :laugh: