yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] WiredPirate:
Make a review video!

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[Off-topic] Dirk:
Do it! Use your skills to make them look as juicy and full of mouthwatering porcine goodness as humanly possible! :cool:
[Off-topic] jaszek:
I only have my G2 on me...and the laptop webcam. lol. Going now.
[Off-topic] Dirk:
TTIUWBP*

Post up your Bacon creations!

Edit: Some famous quotes about Bacon:

"Bacon, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast" - Pulp Fiction (I'm paraphrasing of course).

"We shall eat it on the beaches, we shall eat it on the landing grounds, we shall eat it in the fields and in the streets, we shall eat it in the hills.." - Winston Churchill (Obviously a huge fan).

"To eat or not to eat, that is the question" - Hamlet (Clearly with that name he was conflicted).

*This Thread Is Useless Without Bacon Pics!
[Off-topic] deathnotice01:
random bacon goodness,

now i miss my breakfast
[Off-topic] jaszek:
"The best thing about bacon is bacon"

-Albert Einstein
[Off-topic] Dirk:
This man is a fan!

I loved the foreign style of Bacon that they served in Prague when i was there. Wafer thin but incredibly tasty. It goes without saying that it should be Smoked for maximum flavour though!
[Off-topic] jaszek:
Just ate these two guys. And what a great way to get my 4000th post :D
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Congrats! (And well done on the 4000 post thing too!) :highfive:
[Off-topic] jaszek:
I'm stuffed but looking at that picture i want more. lol
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
First thing first...Dirk, you genius troll you!!! :eek::eek: :cyclops: :cyclops:

A bacon thread.....excellent!!! :D

Now, let me see if I understood teh rules...I need to post a pic of me eating or about to eat bacon or anything with bacon in it? :confused: :eek:

If so.....so much win!!! :silly:

I shall do so soon, soon I say!! :highfive:
[Off-topic] jaszek:
I will come up with a bacon diet.
[Off-topic] Dirk:
The more Bacon the better! Pics, recipes....anything related to this dietary staple!

A Bacon only diet. Now that is devotion!
[Off-topic] jaszek:
How to lose weight with bacon:

1. Go to store

2. Buy ALL the bacon

3. Go to another store and buy all their bacon as well.

4. Repeat steps 1 through 4 as much as possible

5. Go home

6. Fry Bacon

7. Eat bacon.

8. Go to sleep

9. Lose weight

10. ?????

11. Profit
[Off-topic] Dirk:
The Bacon Atkins Diet (TM). I like it! Perhaps we could create recipes tailored to suit notable XDA members? For example:

- Marinade Bacon in Irn-Bru. Serve with Haggis and Blood Pudding.

That one's for CTM!

I have Bacon daily in my breakfast omelette. Usually with Onion, Tomato and Cheese. The omelette gets forked into slices of Brown Bread and eaten with Ketchup! :good:
[Off-topic] The_Blue_Waffle:
Layering order

Piece of french toast

Slice of cheese

4 sausage patties

1 egg

Slice of cheese

Piece of french toast

Slice of cheese

1 egg

1/2 POUND OF BACON

tater tots

Slice of cheese

French toast

Soak in syrup
[Off-topic] bbrad:
Hmm i had that up for like a relax peeps and i didnt mean too make it that big i was just copying and pasting now its in rainbow colors

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You no nothing about me i work at a hardware store every single day working my butt off becpuse its.my job too pay the electric bill not everyone lives.in a big old house with big income. Just look at the news. I live in a trailer no this is not a sob story and.its my.job too pay some of the bulls my parents don't give me everything like you now continue with the bacon
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
Still too big. Fix pls.

Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
[Off-topic] bbrad:
I love big rainbow colors can't help it pshhh
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon

Account taken over by Ponies HELP?!?!
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
Guess I'll have to fix it for you then...... :rolleyes:

Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
[Off-topic] bbrad:
Noooooo if your gonna change it at lest make it say Bacon -.-
[Off-topic] jaszek:
You use the ban tool to change people's signatures, right?
[Off-topic] bbrad:
I can always create another account with flashy sigs ;)
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
At no point in this conversation have I been joking. Please resize your signature to something more appropriate.

Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
I smelled a troll from a mile away :cool:

It seems to me that you desire to see how far you can go with this game, eh?

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If I had a nickle for every troll I see, I'd be a rich troll :eek:
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
Uh oh, **** just got real.

Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
[Off-topic] werked:
Trolls, trolls everywhere :eek:

M_T_M u da man :D
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Just to clarify,"Budweiser" isn't a fancy import, it's the cheap stuff all the youngsters get pissed on before they grow up and realise what beer is supposed to taste like.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege
[Off-topic] Archer:
Please keep friendly thread friendly, ladies and germs. How can any discussion of bacon become unpleasant (unless you're a pig or pig-lover).

/me pulls up a chair, gets some bacon popcorn and sits back to watch.
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
I can think of many ways in which discussing Bacon can be unpleasant. Must I list them? :rolleyes::p

Sent from my Kindle Fire

Mock my muffin. I dare you.
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
Uh oh, it's the fuzz......

LEG IT!!!!!
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Honest guvnor, no `arm meant;)

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege
[Off-topic] bbrad:
Awww **** i just left this thread *****es
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
Ima ban this fool!! :mad:

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If I had a nickle for every troll I see, I'd be a rich troll :eek:
[Off-topic] Archer:
In the words that a very wise man once said to me, DOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!oneoneeleventyoneone1!!
[Off-topic] boborone:
Oh noes, then he'll run to rootz and talk about how mean this place is.

In other news.........DOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!exclamationmark!!!!!1!one!!!eleven!!!!
[Off-topic] bbrad:
Aww hellz naw im back i dare you too ban me

I will make another account i don't go complaining either i actually have more friends on here than yall ever have :p so common do it i darez you

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Dam u bacon people get mad over flashhy sigs
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
Err...ok :confused:

Did I do it right? :confused::rolleyes:

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If I had a nickle for every troll I see, I'd be a rich troll :eek:
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Well he did ask for it

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
I'd say so.

a treat, but it may be fattening O:)

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[Off-topic] jaszek:
Hey guys, be careful. He has more friends here than any of us will ever have. But I mean he dared you, so the ban is necessary.

BTW, there is this cool thing called IP ban.
[Off-topic] bbrad:
I admit your pretty good changed my IP address :p relax dudes it all run and games i could report you for trying too ban me but you didn't :p
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Can't we just talk about bacon and solve problems via pm

Account taken over by Ponies HELP?!?!
[Off-topic] bbrad:
Sure if your mods stop trying too ban me :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] jaszek:
Please report me. I'd report myself, but I can't do that.
[Off-topic] bbrad:
K :p your gonna be reported for trolling :p
[Off-topic] jaszek:
Thanks mate
[Off-topic] bbrad:
Welcome how about we forget all this and go back too talking about bacon?
[Off-topic] M_T_M:
Please do as I don;t feel like banning you again right now :eek:
[Off-topic] boborone:
you're .............not doing it right

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[Off-topic] bbrad:
Alright we cool then i didn't mean too make you mad i was just joking around after you mad fun of my rainbow SIG? Okay back on off topic i like bacon on waffles :D
[Off-topic] Whowahn:
You Live To Die.

Tastes better than it looks, this thread motivated me to cook a delightful treat for myself :p
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
I rate the previous post as E for Excellent!
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Banned for bolding E.

Sent from my Kindle Fire

Mock my muffin. I dare you.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Ah Excellent!

I will then reply with more relevance to bacon.

Enjoy
[Off-topic] RinZo:
Check the avatar!!
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
A+ and E for excellent!
[Off-topic] boborone:
^Repost^

And on the theme of that
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Damn me...should have known...
[Off-topic] boborone:
That OK, I'll give you some recipes for your troubles.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Bacon-Cups

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/maple-french-toast-and-bacon-cupcakes-recipe/index.html

And if everyone wants to buy me a present for Christmas or my bday (Jan 2), click here.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
I blame the world's obesity problem solely on bacon overdose

Account taken over by Ponies HELP?!?!
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
With a soft drink chaser...

:)
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
I blame it on bacon deficiency. If everybody ate it for all 3 meals nobody would feel fat. Obesity is a relative statistic.
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
If the world's average weight was 350lbs, you know what you would have? A world full of obese people.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
30+ bmi is obese because it's outside of what's normal. If 30+ bmi was normal 40+ would be "overweight" or "obese". I'm really not sure what's unclear about that. Just like in a room full of 7' people a 6'5" person is short.
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
I see your point. But the real importance that doctors put on what is currently considered obese is the health problems that come with it. Hence, if a room had 100% of the people that weighed 500lbs and matched the criteria, then they all will be obese. Because those weights and conditions will bring a particular set of health problems

Just saying
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
02 January,yay I'll be 46 on that day, we've something in common there boborone :)

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon :P

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[Off-topic] boborone:
stop with your logic problems

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Nice man. Capricorns kick ass man. I'll be 29.
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
lol,its a sh1t day for prezzies so close after Christmas :( ,but yes top man, were hardy. :D

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon

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[Off-topic] Dirk:
I see i've missed a lot since i was last here! :eek: If we could keep the subject matter on the worship of Bacon it would be much appreciated. (Perhaps we should permaban anyone who doesn't use the word Bacon at least five times in their posts?

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, (just to be safe) Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon.

Okay, are we back on topic now? Yes, good! :good:

Here is a picture of Bacon and an Athlete:

Ergo Bacon is good for you and makes you run fast. Any argument to the contrary is invalid.
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
Got it, its mission bacon!!
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
body enhancement via Bacon.

as a younger man I started off looking like this.

but after years of self sacrifice and dedication to the Bacon cause, I've been able to enhance my appearance to a child friendly state where my kids love me for what i look like now rather than my previous appearance. without Bacon my kid's probably wouldn't love me as much as they do, and afford the love and respect Bacon has afforded to myself. Bacon is a life changer, god bless you Bacon.

Daddy Pig....

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[Off-topic] Dirk:
If you think about it long enough, you can see why they love you. If they're anything like me, they've already calculated in their heads how many rashers of Bacon they could make out of you! :p
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
lol, enough to stop starvation until at.least Easter. :P

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Enjoying bacon atm :)

Nibbling on some whilst pecking out this posting!

Bacon not only tastes yummy...it is one of those foodstuffs that feels good...

Mmmmmm num...num...

Have a wonderful day everyone!
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
*thanks*

Thread Closed
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
most excellent.

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
We must apease the bacon gods

We need 100 tons of Bacon before the 21st or the world will end

Thread Closed
[Off-topic] Whowahn:
Does anyone know the bacon chant to bring forth the oh so greasy, bacon gods?

You Live To Die.
[Off-topic] werked:
I do.

Here piggy.... Here piggyyyy piggyyyy:cool:
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
*piggy runs into brick house*

Thread Closed
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
I guess this is that where we huff and puff and bomb the **** out of his brick house.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Finally an answer to the "fiscal cliff'

http://www.baconbarter.com/

Yeah baby!
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
I give him 2 days before he eats it all.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Aww you weiner ;)

He was on the road for quite awhile.
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Wieners aren't allowed only Bacon and... nothing else maybe ham

Thread Closed
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
...yer right :cool:

I was trying to run 063 off...
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Awww...me sowwy!
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Can you believe the canteen ran out of Bacon last week! I didn't have any with my Breakfast on Friday. It's been hell dudes. :(

Double helping this morning though! :highfive:
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
:(

Hope this darned bacon shortage doesn't start affecting daily life...a bit troublesome.

I sure would enjoy a Bacon\cheeseburger now.
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
Is that a pic of you? Most of us here, it took us a while to see the message on your shirt ;)
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
You guys should've stocked up on bacon like I did. I have a freezer full to barter with when the dollar becomes worthless on the 22nd.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
No. :rolleyes:

Snowflake approved this message....
[Off-topic] overground:
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[Off-topic] conantroutman:
Oh sh*t.....

MODZ R HERE!! :eek:

Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Hide the bacon, the canary fan will have it

Java is C++ without guns, knives and clubs. - James Gosling (Co-inventor of Java).
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
Canary fan???:confused:
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
I was under the impression you were a Norwich fan, no? my apologies then

Java is C++ without guns, knives and clubs. - James Gosling (Co-inventor of Java).
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
Indeed I am, just making sure I had the right end of that stick. :D
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Are you from Norwich then? I used to live there a while back, lovely city and quite chilled

Java is C++ without guns, knives and clubs. - James Gosling (Co-inventor of Java).
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
You say you founded XXXDA-developers

When will it be operational ?

Will it contain a Bacon category/section for (Mod Edit: You know what)
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
It's what I'd consider to be my home town, however I moved away from there at a fairly young age and haven't been back for a long long time.:( A lovely city indeed and I think a pilgrimage might be in order at some point.
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
They have a strict no brony policy.
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Do it, gotta keep in touch with our roots.

Java is C++ without guns, knives and clubs. - James Gosling (Co-inventor of Java).
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
I was asking about bacon
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Now that is what i call forward thinking! Providing you survive the impending worlds end, you could be one of the wealthiest men still living. The new currency could simply be known as 'The Bacon' and it's denominations will be 'Rashers' and perhaps 'Rinds'. :good:
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
Lol, k you concentrate on on cornering the bacon market, I'll corner the pig market. :D

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Also, my daughters aunt gave her this

Not to bad
[Off-topic] Dirk:
This should be our flag!!
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
I second and confirm.

All those in favor of appointing the above as the unifying symbol of baconism say aye!
[Off-topic] ShadowCodeGaming:
bacon
[Off-topic] The Archangel:
Let's not turn this into a flame war.
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
Mod edit: Did you read the above post?
[Off-topic] Dirk:
AYE! :good:
[Off-topic] Archer:
And here's the official bacon dance...

It's what we all do while the bacon is cooking!
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
the giddy anticipation dance(sizzling ). :D

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[Off-topic] Archer:
We shall name it "the dance of antici....."
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
......................pation

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@ ThatsOk, you've eaten the Bacon =O highfive
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Bacon. The word is Antici-Bacon.
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
I saw what you did there. :D

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[Off-topic] Archer:
LOL!

Nice try plegdroid, but there's a clear favourite there.
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
lol,I set him up for it :P...trolls off thinking, "now why didn't I think of that? " :D

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[Off-topic] Dirk:
Lulzy! :good:
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
god dam you burger king Japan.

http://m.gizmodo.com/5903476/if-you-order-1050-slices-of-bacon-burger-king-will-comply

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[Off-topic] Dirk:
"The greasy, glistening burger must have been quite physically taxing because by the time he (spoiler alert) gave up, he was glowing with sweat and had only demolished about half of it. Then again, in this case, "half" is about five hundred slices of bacon."

Now that's commitment! Fair play to BK Japan for selling the Burger too. :good:
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
I tried at bk Manchester and was asked to leave the premises :'(

but yes commitment on behalf of our Japanese compatriot. :)

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[Off-topic] system.img:
Did you get a weak burger or a burger with strength? :p
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
I will travel to japan
[Off-topic] Dirk:
It's the only thing to do really. Japan, the new home of Bacon Tourism! :D
[Off-topic] cwhitney24:
Lol haha

Sent from the Bacon Pope's Galaxy Note 2
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Wish I could type bacon 1051 times to pay homage :)

Man that's one helluva bacon burger!...

I like some of the comments below the article.

Good posting pleg!
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
10 thumbs up! :highfive:
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon

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[Off-topic] Archer:
Pig in Japan :p
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
Bacon Turner overdrive, you ain't seen nothing yet :D

http://republicofbacon.com/

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Lol hahaha
[Off-topic] swolfe2:
Pigs are so magical. They turned vegetables into bacon!
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
That explains a lot. Cows turn grass into beef, but pigs take veggies and make bacon.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
And people eat whatever they want, and they taste terrible.

Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Without the Bacon, this Burger would be nothing:

:eek:
[Off-topic] Rehnbergz:
Yeah, without the bacon, it's just a freak.
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
Now I'm hungry.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
1 ton BCB...this is one ugly burger...

A burger with BACON-BACON-BACON-BACON sounds good about now 2:24 a.m. PST!
[Off-topic] Dirk:
That is one unappealing looking burger! :D

For those who strive for the tastiest rasher, this is my Bacon recommendation:

Premium Porcine perfection! I used to buy several of these a week.
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
oh my brunch, Bacon, sausage, cheese, brown sauce. black pepper, on a oven bottom muffin. fitness.

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[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Scored a deep frier cheaply so I'm leaving some of these for santa:
[Off-topic] :
When I was in Holland I had bacon and eggs sandwiches every day :thumbup::eek::):):D:p
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
This is my favourite post ever. :D

Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
[Off-topic] Dirk:
In Holland huh? I think it's called having 'The Munchies'.. :D
[Off-topic] Koizuma:
should totally get this hat and also my bacon needs more bacon! :D
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
If I put 2 pieces of Bacon together, then will I get bacon babies?
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
If you drop a little beer in the pan, maybe
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Depends on if they're from the same pig or not. You don't want to unknowingly cause bacon-cest.
[Off-topic] veeman:
What's bacon? Do you bake it? Is it like a cake?
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Hmmm...Bacon Shave Cream
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Perfect... then all the girls will like me now
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Have the very last surviving packet of Bacon in your fridge when the world ends this week and everyone will like you!

Look what i found, An Ode To Bacon:

"Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,

You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.

You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.

With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.

I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.

Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.

You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.

If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.

I come before you now to get down on my knee.

If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.

I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.

The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly."
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Did you write that Dirk? :)

Seeing your talents...I'm betting you penned that this morning at breakfast. "grade A content!!!"

Anybody know where the Jack-in-the-box commercial (US) went.

The one where the guy wants to marry bacon? (true stuff)
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Lol, i'm not much of a poet myself. How about a Haiku:

Bacon fries in hot pan

Cold Winters morning

Breakfast of champions!

Marry Bacon? Wouldn't eating your wife be considered grounds for divorce? :laugh:
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:p
[Off-topic] Dirk:
^^ Error 404 - Bacon not found! :(
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But they is bacon crisps :confused: (manly ones at that)
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
but no actual Bacon was used after the death of those potatoes. :rolleyes:

Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon.

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[Off-topic] Dirk:
I wonder how long he was in the dog house for?
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
consistently good.

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Small plea to everyone everywhere before the plant explodes

save the bacon​
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
I have spent hundreds if dollars to bury bacon under Wayne tower

AKA Bruce Wayne
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Gave up your identity pretty easily. I question the authenticity of both your claims to being the dark Knight and a bacon aficionado.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Whew!

Alert status back to BACON 5 now that global threat conditions have temporarily stabilized .

...until next time.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
I find it funny that no one chose the second "bacon" in the poll.
[Off-topic] cartmenicus:
Made a bacon pepperoni pizza it was pretty good :)
[Off-topic] tw1n5nak35:
I had a baked potato and bacon soup via Houlihans. It was hella delicious :D
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
That is weird...think I voted for the one in italic

Mmmmm can't ask for much more than bacon with a pepperoni pizza attached...!
[Off-topic] plegdroid:
ironic even after I'd voted, #2 still has no votes cast, iam thinking our highly enhanced sense for Bacon warns us that maybe option #2 is in fact

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[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
I find it funnier that you've made part of Yoko's catalog your avatar. But that's just me.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Still no votes for option 2?

Hmph...

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[Off-topic] Koizuma:
I'm have bacon with an omelette attached to it, also in said omelette there is ham and sausage too.
[Off-topic] djwoodgrain:
Whats wrong with number 2, why am I the only one to bravely stand for this slab of bacon?

Speaking of best bacon I've ever had. Le Village Buffet at the Paris Casino in Vegas has a huge bacon slab carving station for breakfast, and will cut you off a fresh piece just like they do with Prime Rib and all the other meat carving stations, BBE, Best Bacon Evah.