yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] scottspa74:
Just says "Broken" :confused:

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] PantechBurstOwner:
SAVE HER!!!!!!!!

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wolfeyes30:
Nope. Go on.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
well no worries then - use dans tool, change it up, bob's your uncle, fanny's your aunt, then erotic picnics for all. not to be confused with sexy parties. which are also fun, but topol doesn't make a very good stewie.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
It was hot, and Rachel was there. "oh look" cried Ned, "a lonely grey couch". And the kingdom was his forever. The End.

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Must've been looking down at it if he walked into a bar,,,bu-dunt tssss
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] PantechBurstOwner:
An iPhone user walks into a bar, a hotel, or a field. He's not too sure.

Sent from my PantechP9070 using Xparent Cyan Tapatalk 2
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Riff76:
You are a brave man with that screen name lol

Guess it could be worse, kyocera echo owner
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Sooo im thinking bout getting the i 5 any thoughts on it? :p:p:p:p

Recognized Hooker Killer
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Apple 5 has better Internet that won't scam you
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
That pic is the sh*t i think u just made my night with that....and om how dare you speak of the liephone and having bettwr anything on it i thought we were friends man lmfao

Recognized Hooker Killer
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Well I think that chick from the video I posted made a valid point. It's the newest apple 5 so it's like the latest and has all the new technology so I can take pictures and text friends
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
Thought you'd like that. Made me think of you when I saw it, lol.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
Q: How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot?

A: 41 swagz.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] scottspa74:
Roasted pot. It's what's for dinner.

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Hey guys I found Apple's developers. This totally explains maps
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] PantechBurstOwner:
I'm not a creative person :) I didn't exactly expect to be active here to be honest

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
It's too quiet in here,,,

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] il Duce:
Creepy drunk toad is creepy.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
Creepy drunk toad sayz "lick me and your eyes can be this sexy too!"
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] metalfan78:
"I'm not not licking toads"
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] ssojyeti2:
It looks like Duce's old avatar lol...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] il Duce:
Lol jabba the hut, nice memory.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
Who is this guy irl? Or puppet life, whatever?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
google ballchinian
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Ball upper cut!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
Fred ballsonchin

Sent From My Sweet Ass EVO LTE :P
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Some very obnoxious kids find a ballchinian [youtube]7TR4a0V2hk0[/youtube]
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] THunDA:
Theses bad seed and d3rp people are always in the strangest threads.. lol I'm starting to worry about you peeps....

Sent from my Transformer Pad Infinity TF700T
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
best threads it be in :silly: :p
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Now follow me now, roll, stroll off deep in the land. Well, creep if you can, take another swig to the brain. Loc'in, steady choking off that potent smoke, and running from the popo now. Gotta get up with me thugstas, right? Turn to the double glock. Pull to the curb, smoke with my hustlas. Puff, puff puff to the brain, shot, love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk. Olde English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna get drunk. They pump Bone, so leave 'em alone, You don't wanna get shut down. Thug running the nine-quad, and you better believe they be wanting this thug style. So what now? see the Bone Thug claim. Thug never gonna change, so flame up sit back and just smoke the same cut. Leatherface on the creep, I came up
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] PantechBurstOwner:
The answer is 12

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
Murder mo murder come again.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
[YOUTUBE]oyi_q7hIOmw[/YOUTUBE]
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[youtube]XQ7z57qrZU8[/youtube]
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
[YOUTUBE]rEHvFr7dO2g[/YOUTUBE]
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Pfft its a screen capture of a youtube video. I see your continental skit and raise you the black angel skit

[youtube]qfDcKP5pBQE[/youtube]
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
yeah - was on my way out and it was the best continental bit I could find. If I wasn't afraid about offending people, I'd post either the clip of the watch scene from pulp fiction, or the sicilian speech from true romance. As it is though, I'll give you three little pigs.

[YOUTUBE]Tp_a9TLISoM[/YOUTUBE]
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Watch scene was my go to if you managed to top the angel bit
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] scottspa74:
Hahaha I was on the crew that completely rebuilt the monorail in 2006 after a massive crash lol

from my flying AOKP'd Evo LTE and xda premium

---------- Post added at 05:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:30 AM ----------

True romance. Everything about that movie was the best...ever. thanks for reminder.

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
Hi
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
Bored at wurk,,,

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] DanielEGVi:
jdcasino pls

I've seen that post on 9gag over 6385825963 times on 9GAG since 2010.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
Well I just saw it for the first time, so here it is again,,,

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[YOUTUBE]P8tfuBIutLI[/YOUTUBE]

Save the planet people!!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] sgt. slaughter:
someone say Hack the planet?...

[YOUTUBE]Cipc8EowshY[/YOUTUBE]
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Just don't piss off Don Cheadle

[youtube]TwJaELXadKo[/youtube]
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] metalfan78:
That was frickin hilarious
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] THunDA:
Hmmm this isn't working...lol

Sent from my Transformer Pad TF700T
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
My kidz are driving me krazy!!!

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] kf2m:
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.

puff puff pass...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Too much spidey @$$, it burns! Oh the humanity!

Now I'm off to give someone some very bad news
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
Just give the boots w the fur. She'll have the whole club staring at her!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[youtube]U2A4hDwpsVE[/youtube]

Good ol' days when MTV didn't suck
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] SteelH:
Beef curtains!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] stevemoffler:
You have some nice meat curtains ;)

Sent from my LTEVO
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] metalfan78:
Speaking of that, I just order all the the aeon flux episodes on dvd.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Moose8106:
Mr. Salamacca!!!!!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
Have you noticed, that when the Bad Seed Team is working on something new, this thread goes quiet,,,,lol
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
*Grabs defibrillator* CLEAR! Brfff!!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] joshuaw84:
http://gifsoup.com/MTkwODQ1

sent from my LTEvo
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Soooooo what have i missed guys?

Recognized Hooker Killer
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=32465884

Last 4 posts
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
God i hate you so early in the morning lol

Recognized Hooker Killer
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
Well, a bunch of dead hookers were found floating face down in the dunwall river. You wouldn't know anything about that tho would ya?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Gotta admit it was a good one
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[YOUTUBE]W_v_ubcYsTI[/YOUTUBE]
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] joshuaw84:
*bump*

So I was reading another thread and someone (Edit: it was om4 about the crack got milk commercial.) was talking about a ridiculous commercial that can't be found and that reminded me of this commercial. I hope you enjoy! ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boWCgJq_Jb0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] stevemoffler:
Hahahaha love the commercial!!!

Sent from my LTEVO
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[YOUTUBE]CVS1UfCfxlU[/YOUTUBE]

Oh look! An eagle
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] joshuaw84:
Nice

sent from my LTEvo
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
Best I could find other than Dave chappelle talking about it.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[YOUTUBE]EVogigFsZ8o[/YOUTUBE]

oh man I love this commercial
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] ssojyeti2:
My friend showed me these and I laughed so hard...

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[YOUTUBE]OKx1hE2GjBo[/YOUTUBE]

ouch...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] SteelH:
That was a good commercial.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] premo15:
Lol, thanks for posting these dude...I keep coming back to them for a good chuckle.

Sent from my EVO LTE
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Cherokee4Life:
I just wasted 5 minutes of my life by reading the first page of this thread..
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] joshuaw84:
You're welcome!

sent from my LTEvo
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] officiallytook:
...I'm glad you finally received the geese

Sent From a Super E4GLE_OfficiallyTook

latest everything...awesome kernel

and we're talking purple on a Red Xparent TapaTalk
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] arrogantbastard:
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] officiallytook:
Just dumpster her and get something sweet

Sent From a Super E4GLE_OfficiallyTook

latest everything...awesome kernel

and we're talking purple on a Red Xparent TapaTalk
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Best fight ever, writing it as they argue...

Gf's brother: did you watch the ipad event, you nexus is gonna be obsolete when the mini hits the shelves

Gf: meh... If you say so

Gfb: of course it is, it's better in every way, didn't you watch the event.

Gf: better how?

Gfb: its a bigger 7inch tablet

Gf: you want a 7inch tablet that's bigger then 7 inches? Grab a regular ipad.

Gfb: its 7.9 perfect for a small size and still big enough to enjoy videos and games

Gf: the nexus is 1280x800, what is the mini

Gfb: idk 1024 or something

Gf: so you're going to be watching muddy dvd's while I watch beautifully detailed bluray? That's basically the difference

Gfb: its gonna be better for games

Gf: with a 1 year old dual core, I'm running a quad core that handles up to 1080p graphics and a ton of next gen effects

Gfb: the ipad has more memory

Gf: Google has a 32GB nexus 7 that's going to sell for the same price as my 16GB and I think your precious icrap is over 300.

Gfb: idk rather pay more for a quality product

Gf: my nexus is unlockable, I can customize literally every aspect, instead of rows of buttons I have widgets that provide info and entertainment. I can connect to any desktop, laptop, car charger, wall outlet and basically anything usb. Don't you have to buy extra hardware for your omg its lightning its amazing propaganda port? What's the point of faster transfer speed when you have to buy new crap just to get it to work. Our maps work, our voice assistant works, YouTube works, flash works, android runs on anything, it's scalable, open source, and adaptable.

Gfb: apple is still better

Gf: hold on

*beep beep*

Gfb: wtf

Gf: I just locked you out of your phone, should have changed your password

I love this girl :D

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Lmao he's threatening to call 911 if she doesn't unlock it since that's all he can do now
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[YOUTUBE]RpoDbQ_Ip2A[/YOUTUBE]

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] William:
I thought it was "Beat your meat"? Oops.

*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=

The U.S government wouldn't lie to us....would they?

*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
Om4 gotta love die hard apple fans

"Its better cause its apple"

Sent From My Sweet Ass EVO LTE :P
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] SteelH:
FAPPLE
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] arrogantbastard:
Ha, I used to think that when I was 13.

I also used to think Jimi Hendrix sang "Scuse me while I kiss this guy" lol
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[Youtube]08rJkTAPpm8[/Youtube]

Ha!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] shadowxaero:
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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
Damn, gotta google how to lose weight in face...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[youtube]TdXzqwaUSho[/youtube]

What has been seen can not be unseen
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
Ehhhh
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
Post dammit
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] metalfan78:
Ha! I love metalacolypse. Yeah this thread died.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[YouTube]r9JhT-_3MjQ[/YouTube]

I refuse to acknowledge its death, party harder boys. Let the inane posting ensue!!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that this thread here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] metalfan78:
Humperdink Humperdink humperdiiiiiink!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
Me smeeels pizzazz? Pepperponies? Me can has some?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] scottspa74:
I love mostly dead. There's something so ...relaxing about it. More than dead is NO FUN though. It's actually really taxing.

Oh, and here's this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwh8kWuire8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

hurled from my AOKP'd Evo LTE. Enjoy.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
[YOUTUBE]LUUGa0vBdTg[/YOUTUBE]

I like Jay's take on it
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
This election is close. Thought Obama had it in the bag...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] vader860:
He does, if he carries Florida, Romney cannot get to 270
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] keynith:
If romney wins i guess ill finally have an excuse to go be european.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Using the president as a reason to join Europe? What about the ton of alcohol, crazy clubs, even crazier chicks, and legal narcotics...those seem like much better reasons
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] keynith:
Dude europes the same way haha if u go to clubs there...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
I was talking about Europe?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
I know it will never happen but I want to see Obama get up on stage in his best James Brown impersonation sort of like Sherman Hemsley used to do
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] scottspa74:
Woo hoo !!!

And, om4, great points for Europe in general. ;)

hurled from my AOKP'd Evo LTE. Enjoy.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] SteelH:
Goodbye.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] diestarbucks:
OK, you have won everything. Top shelf Sir!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] pstevep:
What's that smell?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fernando sor:
Steelh upper lip
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
There once was a man from Vordue,

whose limericks all ended at line two.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
thanks guys my gf some how found it and made it a ringtone within 5 minutes of me playing the video, she is currently dancing 3 feet away from me yelling gangnam style b*tch....it seems my sister is rubbing off on her

now my sister is standing on my left side yelling in my other ear...fml
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
There once was a man from Vurdun.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Technics0891:
You mad? Or you JELLY?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
Good now it can be stuck in your head like it got stuck in mine after someone we wont name names here(hockeyfam?) post it in a team huddle. :p

May make a bootani to torture the world with later(or maybe the pony one)

Sent From My Sweet Ass EVO LTE :P
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] diestarbucks:
Please please make a bootani! And it was pstevep who put it in huddle. Blame and worship him.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
Thought hockey said he did oh well your all to blame damn it

Sent From My Sweet Ass EVO LTE :P
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Gumby63:
A little late, but that's hilarious.

Someone make it their avatar :D
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
PSteve? That ^^^^^^

Sent From My Sweet Ass EVO LTE :P
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] kf2m:
"We had two bags of grass,seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers,downers, screamers, laughers .... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls .... Not that we needed it for the trip, but once you get locked into a drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge....and I know we'll get into that rotten stuff soon, probably at the next rest stop."

-R. Duke

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] joshuaw84:
This

sent from my LTEvo
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] pstevep:
Make it so
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] diestarbucks:
"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough."
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] diestarbucks:
Love the new avatar.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jeffsanace:
Yaaba.... Daaba... Doo doo!

Bad Seed Customs

Just Sick!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
No its ccuuuuuccckkkkooooooo for cooocooo puffs or was it coooooooooookkkkkiieeeeeeeee crisp
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Ummmm is this the spot to dump dead hookers or is that two threads down? Sorry im not from around here.

Sent from the euphoric state of my mind
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] HixVAC:
Wish I knew what possessed this thread...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
pfft what dead hookers....come ooon....
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] joshuaw84:
The souls that gingers steal for the devil?

sent from my LTEvo
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
I heard gingers earn a freckle for every soul they consume, its gotta be true, i mean its on the internet and everything. Im sure theres a wikipedia on that
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fernando sor:
steelh's ass i believe.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] joshuaw84:
Yes I read on the Internet that if it's on the Internet it has to be true.

sent from my LTEvo
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fernando sor:
hahaha wileout is that guy that quites the room
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
So anyone notice Jack Sparrow looks surprisingly similar to Raoul Duke? *taps nose*
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] lazydazed:
it is what it is,

unless it isnt what it is but what it isnt,

then i guess

it isnt what it is... or

it isnt what it isnt,

and that just goes without saying
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Sorry yall i need to remember not everyone has the same sense of humor ad cats in the army and for that i apologize it may have been to dark humor for some of you but u still chuckled to yourself and you know it. Anytime someone mentions a souless ginger or a hooker which they all sell their souls anyways lol, every man with in earshot cracks up. So be men damnit and embrace the dead hooker. This has been a paid advertisement for "wileout for men acting like men campaign" paid for by supporters of wileout and his cause.

Sent from the euphoric state of my mind

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Sorry thats my snake i thought i buttoned that enclosure back up after i playedvwith him earlier guess not....thank you for finding him in your boot usually i find him in places i dont want him to be.

Sent from the euphoric state of my mind
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
damnit wile i dont know anything about dead hookers!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] sumkee:
is anyone using tapatalk 3?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Yes you do...well i didnt tell you she was a hooker tho so actually your right your right....just help me unload the bed of the truck lol

Sent from the euphoric state of my mind
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Now im just confused lol

Sent from the euphoric state of my mind
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] joshuaw84:
This?

Just as much as you I guess.

sent from my LTEvo
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Please forgive om4 as hes still getting over the shock that the chick from last night didnt exacrly like him she was paid to. He thought he had game like that lol....so everyone take it easy on him lol

Sent from the euphoric state of my mind
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
nah just quoting movies...not much else to do right now

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less famous is this "never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] cabbieBot:
this looks like a good place to take a dump
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous. Dr. Gonzo
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Hear that, he was 'getting there'. Son, you wouldn't even know what to do if you got there.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] kf2m:
I'm just admiring the shape of your skull.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Anthonicia:
Just want to carve a little z on your forehead... My god, am I just thinking this or saying it...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] zaaye:
Watta ta my dimmies!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Craigerade:
My cat is homeless now.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] metalfan78:
Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.

"We're coming from a pure power source"
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] pstevep:
That's ok. It doesn't need a house.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] joshuaw84:
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber.

And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.

And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.

And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.

One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.

And terror possesed me then.

And I begged,

"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"

And the angel said unto me,

"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!

You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."

And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared,

"Hear me now, I have seen the light!

They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!

Damn you!

Let the rabbits wear glasses!

Save our brothers!"

Can I get an amen?

Can I get a hallelujah?

Thank you Jesus.

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........

This is necessary.

~Tool~

sent from my LTEvo
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] metalfan78:
You win for an obscure Tool quote. Very cool.

"We're coming from a pure power source"
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
yeah posting an obscure quote...way to ruin it by outdoing everyone guy. anybody want a peanut?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] metalfan78:
No more rhymes, I mean it!

"We're coming from a pure power source"
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] kf2m:
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] metalfan78:
Tell me about the fukking golf shoes!

"We're coming from a pure power source"