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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] arrogantbastard:
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

A: Keep the tip.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
I found it odd, she watched the whole dvd and it seems like evey time I walk to the living room the girl is crossing a river

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.....her brother just pointed at the TV and said that's were Mexicans come from *face palm*
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] 2k4mach:
my girls never got into that show i dont think, if they did i must have not been paying attention lol
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
There's a circumcision joke in there somewhere too... ;)
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wolfeyes30:
Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako ran to his mother, shouting, "Quick, Sam has fallen into the well. What shall we do?"
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Grab a Nokia 8800 and throw it down there so the kid can at least spoof call a few people for fun
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] funcrusher:
Something queer is afoot indeed.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
I wonder what became of the taco bell lawsuit from the 90's. Some Hispanic rights group threatened to sue them over their promotional stuff. Im guessing they guessing they rolled over to avoid a lawsuit. Gotta admit, anytime a commercial came on that said cross the border into flavor or some commercial came on about hitting the border or making a run to the border I was a bit offended. Not offended as a race but offended that they referred to their crap as Mexican food
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] 2k4mach:
yeah taco hell is far from mexican food. i cant stand when my sisters come in town from oregon and say lets get some mexican food and then they want to go to taco hell.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Riff76:
With so much drama in the LBC its hard being Snoop D-O-double G
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Back when I was still in tech school a bunch of us hopped in my car and we were trying to decide what to eat, someone said taco bell and and this black dude named Byron (I didn't even notice he hopped in the car, no one invited anywhere cause he was always holdin) leans forward right by my ear and yells naw man I ain't feeling no mescan food tonight. I got so pissed I said how about some soul food, I see him crack a smile in my rear view, he says now that's what I'm talking about. So I bust a u turn and pull into KFC, he jumps out the car yelling man f*ck y'all mescans...think ya got jokes n sh*t and starts walking back to the school
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] lancemoreland:
Speaking of fishy, we grilled some stuffed salmon and shared a bottle of Riesling tonight. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...it was gewd.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] freeza:
Congrats to Steel for making a thread with one sentence that's gathered more replies than some ROM threads. The EVO LTE community must be hurting. =x
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] scottspa74:
That seems for certain. Pull back the curtain to make it stop hurtin.

:p

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Mexicans dont use waterways tho your thinking of cubans lmao

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I do gotta say yall are amazing at fences and walls tho ;)....building them i mean of course lmao

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] drob311:
Anyone remember when a few cubans floated over in a vw bug? INGENIOUS!!!!

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Gotta cross a river somehow lol
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Thats right i forgot the rio grande is big in other parts of tx here its the size of a drainage ditch

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jeffsanace:
Started out as a vent. Lol How things over on s3 threads? Good I hope.

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
If you go to La Ceniza the adopted official language is Spanish, a lot of attempted crossings there lol
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] freeza:
Eh, kinda slow, but we've managed to squeeze out enough mods that there isn't anything left to do but wait for official JB. Eerie quiet over there.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Do the sheep still scream at night freeza
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] freeza:
I've learned to drown out the noise ;D
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Sorry when you said eerie quiet it instantly reminded me of that movie, it had a great atmosphere
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Riff76:
That's cause you and cobraboy are over in S3 land
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] arrogantbastard:
Do you mean the spooky one by M Night Shyamalan with the million plot twists or the creepy Tim Burton movie with the haunting Dannny Elfman soundtrack where Johnny Depp plays that really eccentric dude?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] kf2m:
I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass **** on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after ****ing a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

37
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] metalfan78:
Ha

'Try not to suck any **** on the way to the parking lot! '
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] pstevep:
For fun or is she going for some sort of record?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Riff76:
Oh man I haven't seen Clerks in years. What a mind blowing script that was for its time
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] drob311:
That is all... :)

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Clerks is a classic for sure
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
F*ck yes!!! Too bad thats probably the creepiest most undeniably pedophiliac black man ive ever witnessed lol

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] drob311:
Agreed... the words of the song are even creepy... let's all go and play with DJ Lance Rock today... has a pedophiles ring to it... Lmfao :)

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Probably keeps a bunch of candy under that hat...uh you know, in case he's hungry...yeeaah
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fernando sor:
Jeff's got that record beat
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
Very deep. You should send that in to the readers digest.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Okay, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah? Its all from the hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Wow...took a step outside and I hear this loud screaming, I look over and the neighbor is pacing outside red in the face and breathing heavy and looking very uncomfortable in general. I ask him what's going on and he says my daughter's having a go inside. She's grounded till the end of time when she gets through. All I can say is damn that's impressive, I ask why he doesn't just step in and act like a parent and he looks at me and says its awkward enough that she's in there howling at the moon. And I say wait, it stopped and we both look over and see something just above the fence and hear a thump, his daughter runs to the window stark yelling baby are you ok? I whistle at her, she looks up and says oh f*ck me, she turns around and after 3 minutes she comes back to the window in a huge jersey and jumps out....all in all best day this month
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Outstanding

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
I need to put up some cameras so I can post this sh*t on YouTube lmao
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
And send to ur friends lol

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] 2k4mach:
yeah we need a video of this. if that was 1 of my girls id be breaking doors down in my house.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] kf2m:
****. ****. ****.

Mother mother ****. Mother mother **** ****. Mother **** mother ****.

Noise noise noise.

1 2 1 2 3 4

Noise noise noise.

Smokin weed, smokin weed.

Doin' coke, drinkin beers.

Drinkin beers, beers beers.

Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.

Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.

Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

<>

15 bucks, little man, put that **** in my hand.

If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.

My jungle love.

Oh e oh e oh.

I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] premo15:
What the hell are you guys singing?

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] 2k4mach:
clerks 2 IIRC
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] premo15:
Lol no! Jay and silent Bob strike back... The next line after that song is the kid saying "what the hell are you guys singing"

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Noinch noinch noinch
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
The greatest song of all time written by god herself and handed to the most amazing band of all the mother f*cking TIME!!!!!

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] drob311:
Morris Day and the mother****ing Time!

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Sorry i forgot morris day ty for correcting me *whispers to himself f*ckin a**hole* lmfao just playin brother

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Riff76:
Who plays fantasy football here? I got burned bad for playing Dez Bryant, that facking no good POS, should have started Dwayne Bowe instead
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] scottspa74:
Not .ore coconuts. Send them east, as not to confuse them

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] THunDA:
Very amusing thread to read in the AM..lol
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] volk9029:
It's more amusing in the pm.

Sent from my lair.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
All right

Stop whatcha doin

'cause I'm about to ruin

the image and the style that ya used to
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town

Sent From My Sweet Ass EVO LTE :P
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] il Duce:
And my sounds layed down by the underground.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
I sent in my application to The Real World, so I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. And if that doesn't work out I'm thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like hey, what's up guys? You want some crack? I'm just kinda waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Om u aint gonna be a very good crack dealer if you keep smoking all your product man
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Burkettacb:
DOC!? IS THAT YOU?! I'M STUCK IN THE FUTURE DOC?!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
I just want to tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] scottspa74:
Sell heroin. Much more relaxed crowd.

Trust me.

And Real World? I thought at first you meant, like, earth.

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Riff76:
Tack you Cack
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Where do I put the keg?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Riff76:
We're in the big time now! We're freshmen, where all the girls will be putting out!

I love those red heads, man

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Dominant male monkey mother f@cker

Sorry Duce...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] drob311:
I'll drink up all the Hennessey you got on your shelf. So just let me introduce myself...

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
In the tub with the ice

Sent From My Sweet Ass EVO LTE :P
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] arrogantbastard:
My name is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.

Sent From My Sweet Ass EVO LTE :P
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] arrogantbastard:
and all the rappers in the top 10, please allow me to thump thee
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] celticking:
Thought I was the only one.

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] OverRipeBananas:
nor do you

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] PhxkinMassacre:
My "wat?" sense are tingling after reading this thread?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] ca1ne:
Once upon a post.... Er.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jeffsanace:
Twinkle twinkle little dev, who's code you got runnin round your head? Oneth by day Oneth by night, I think I may I think I might, have all the answers by the end of the night.

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] ca1ne:
Ask and you shall receive

Google and you shall find

Decompile and it shall be opened unto you.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] pstevep:
I suspect the river is full of fish.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] rovar:
Reminds me of tha space morning asn mac camp when the ball wnt and ate called phone

Tappin' Typin'
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jeffsanace:
Humpy dumpy sat on a wall... He fell off and broke his neck...

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
But Humpty Dumpty was sitting on the lower end of the east wall, the wind had been blowing from the east, the reports say he fell back and to the west, it couldnt have been an accident!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] drob311:
Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore I am a unicorn. Your argument is invalid... :)

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
but do you sh*t rainbows?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
you fellers dont mind do you

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no just skittles
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] pstevep:
Red rubies, and low scruples leads to Google.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] SteelH:
Anyone ever play the game that had "drawkcab sknom" ?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] drob311:
It depends on what color booze I drank last night... :)

Best thread EVER!

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
considering that their official slogan is taste the rainbow, i think that may fit the requirement
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jeffsanace:
Love that game!

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] dased14:
wooohoooo
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Why does rap and hip hop have to suck these days. More and more of it is starting to sound like Lil Wayne and he wouldn't be sh*t if it wasn't for birdman

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Lmao my gf says you want old school and starts clapping and yelling 1234 get yo woman on the floor gotta gotta get up to get down
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
It was all a dream i used to read word up magazine salt and peppa,heavy d in the limosine, hanging pictures on my wall.....

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] il Duce:
A durreeeerr duree
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Gangstas make the world go round
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] durandetto:
Tupac, biggie and bone thugs that was rap at its finest. Also, love the Sig.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
My my my my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my lord, thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet. It feels good when you know you're down,a superdope homeboy from the Oaktown. And I'm known as such and this is a beat uh u can't touch
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Woooooow om just wow lol

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
That's my gf contribution to our thread lmao
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] il Duce:
Hi 5 her for me, then get video of the dance...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Oooooohhh oooh ooooooh oooooh stop hammer time

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Tried to hi5 her but she pushed my face instead and yelled can't touch this and shuffled out the door. I really gotta hide the redbull

Does Vader count?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSepFmw8XuU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] pstevep:
What the heck happened in here?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Wile declared hammer time, duce is handing out parachute pants
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] nexus995743:
This thread looks legit...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] pstevep:
It's too legit. Too legit to quit.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down and I'd like to take minute so sit right there and I'll tell how I became the prince of a town called bellaire

Dundun dun dun
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] il Duce:
Do you have time to explain?

Do you have time to explain?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jeffsanace:
Rappin like a samari.. I'll be damn if I.. Ever let a Fisher Price Mc hang.. Then rhymes a toy nothing but ying yang..

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] xHausx:
No time or we'll have to leave this all behind. Someone's candy is melting.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Robin: Holy outdated Batman and Robbin reference, there's a unicorn driving that van!!

Batman: No Robbin, thats just Sarah Jessica Parker
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] boborone:
win

lightyear.meme

win everywhere
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
the thread is so full of win Charlie Sheen came by to christen it with 2 hookers, a porn star and a pound of coke, right over there...and there, and there, and there.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] boborone:
Quotes from just one interview. I swear he's better than Gary Busy.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/best-quotes-from-charlie-sheens-howard-stern-interview
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
We all came out to Montereax, on the lake Geneva shoreline. To make records with a mobile, we didn't have much time. But Frank Zappa and the Mothers, were at the best place around, but some stupid with a flare gun, burned the place to the ground.

Smoke on the water and fire in the sky. Smoke on the water.... Da da da...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] buzzwyzr:
XDA remix of this song is titled "Kangnam Style"

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RIP Humpty Dance man
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] arrogantbastard:
Fire in the sky!

F*@k, that riff is going to be stuck in my head all day now...
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] drob311:
... and don't you eat that yellow snow...

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] kf2m:
True story.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
[YOUTUBE]y9P2V0_p6vE[/YOUTUBE]

there will never be anyone quite like him
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] drob311:
R.I.P. He was such a character... pure genius... awesome video!

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little cooooaat
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jdcasino:
View attachment 1336840

sNAiL!!!

The cameras on our phones are friggin greatarriffic
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
.... um.... Fat snail in a little shell, fat snail in a little shell
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] iok1:
What is going on in this thread andz why have i missed it? :confused: :mad:

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
All sorts of randomness and other things like this for instance

I wanna rock right now, I'm Rob Base and I came to get down. I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the microphone. Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous. Stay away from me if you're contagious. Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser. To be an M.C. is what I choose, the ladies love me, girls adore me. I mean even the ones who never saw me, like the way that I rhyme at a show. The reason why, man, I don't know so let's go
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Archer:
Random thread is random.

Closed thread is closed.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] pstevep:
Not sure why this got moved to off topic. Sorry Archer, it was meant for evo lte. A place for our trolls.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Psteve hi5!.... Well be that way then, I'm going home
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
How dare he try to move out thread like that does he not know we NEED this thread lmfao...this is the only thing that half of us have to keep us sane

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
My gf wants to make an account just for this thread lmao. Told her I'd share my account and she's lazy so my peace of mind can stay in tact
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] royshero:
Your mom goes to college
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
No one was supposed to know!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] arrogantbastard:
I heard you missed us, we're back!

I brought my pencil!

Gimme somethin to write on, man
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] ssojyeti2:
Just found this thread and read the op. lol
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] jeffsanace:
Thread does what it is, don't move, ya dig..

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Speaking of thread title, did steel ever bring the fish?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] drob311:
Very carefully! :D

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] funcrusher:
hope it's not an old pic is old situation.

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Pretty sure I still have the 'It Takes Two' single in a box in my closet. lol
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] pstevep:
Penelope
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] funcrusher:
[YOUTUBE]kNIrVXqqQhk[/YOUTUBE]
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] diestarbucks:
Is that like a pasta melon? Penne-lope?
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] funcrusher:
"He knows nothing about the needs of us full﻿ size face people."

"If you don't think this is funny ... You probably have a little﻿ face !"
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Come on barbie lets go party

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] a senile fungus:
Dude, he pissed on my rug.

- I'm a fungi
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
U can brush my hair undress me anywhere

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
who the hell brought the gimp??
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Riff76:
It's not my fault I lost my legs to a chinaman in Korea!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
damn it man, how many times have I told you to make sure they don't have a bf or husband before telling them you'll bring them to america
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fachadick:
You just listen to the old Porkchop Express here now, and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightnin's crashing, and the thunder's rollin and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says: 'Gimme your best shot pal, I can take it."

Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run.

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] arrogantbastard:
Avast! Today be international talk like a pirate day! I be drinkin rum and plunderin the booty of yon wench!
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] scottspa74:
You sank my battleship

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] Riff76:
Kao Nexus or GTFO
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] fernando sor:
I love double Dees. Jeff loves double Dees nuts on his chin
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] DarkManX4lf:
I gotta drop a double deuce. :(
[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] wileout:
Double dees to double gees theyre all beautiful to me hell ill settle for bees as long as the ass is poked out in the back and the waist is small

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[Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE] om4:
Here comes the lyrical breakdown, move out the way punk and take a seat clown, it's the ice man slicing dicing, hitting like Tyson. So listen to the rhythm I giving them, my lyrics got the impact of a mac truck when I'm sending them. Yo, my funky rhymes flow, kicking it like psycho and I'm exploding like nitro-glis coming like a hurricane pissed. Straight sacking the track like a quarterback, my man Zero is back with a killer slice. I'm blowing up the mic, ya damn right. Vanilla Ice with twice the punch I put the crunch on Mark and take the funky out of his bunch. I hit the home run, you got to third base, son, I'm in first place. Take a seat clown, for the beatdown