yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
Forget this 'thanks' thing now..

Sent from my xperia katana :D
[Off-topic] roofrider:
This thread has a tag that says: "seraz007 ruined this thread for everyone" :p
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
ikr

and its true :( :p
[Off-topic] matgras:
+1 they are just imaginary internet posts... You won't become a better person of it
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
Well thread derailed.png :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] matgras:
Unless you find thread derailments funny.....
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
:what::what::what:

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=44409773

Sent from my xperia katana :D
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
:what: :silly:
[Off-topic] :
Can't believe I have around 250 thanks. How did that happen?

Sent from my Sonic
[Off-topic] matgras:
Good job, you did just derail the thread again :p

Verstuurd van mijn ST18i met Tapatalk
[Off-topic] The Android Attorney:
Just got back from an interview at apple but they saw that I had an android phone. Will that effect the outcome?
[Off-topic] PuffMaN:
*points and laughs* :p

Sent from my HTC Desire X with Tapatalk Red

Computers are like air-conditioners. They can't work properly if you open windows.
[Off-topic] Lifehacker7:
Tell them you're a very big fan of apple that you put ios 7 on that droid phone :P
[Off-topic] domini99:
Lol i am on an android forum and using an iphone because my android broke :(

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN *hides under rock*

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

Siri logics:

> Im bleeding very badly call me am ambulance!

< OK, from now on i'll call you "an ambulance", is that okay?
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Did you break it

Sorry i meant jailbreak it :D

"You learn something new every day if you're not careful" - Wilf Lunn
[Off-topic] domini99:
Look VERY closely at my sig.

VERY VERY VERY closely.

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

Siri logics:

> Im bleeding very badly call me am ambulance!

< OK, from now on i'll call you "an ambulance", is that okay?
[Off-topic] matgras:
Meh, i actually like both like ios and android
[Off-topic] domini99:
Ios 6 is meh.

It works and the animations are cool, but the ui sucks.

Ios 7 is awesome, android-like ui with lots of 3d / transparent functions and cool animations, but since its still only beta its glitchy as f*ck.

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

Siri logics:

> Im bleeding very badly call me am ambulance!

< OK, from now on i'll call you "an ambulance", is that okay?
[Off-topic] matgras:
Ios 7 looks indeed beautiful, make it open-source and I'll buy an iphone
[Off-topic] veeman:
IOS 7 isn't even that glitchy.
[Off-topic] domini99:
Its too glitchy, and quite laggy. But they say they'll fix it in the next beta's

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

Siri logics:

> Im bleeding very badly call me am ambulance!

< OK, from now on i'll call you "an ambulance", is that okay?
[Off-topic] veeman:
What's glitchy about it? From the videos I've seen, it seems smooth as butter.
[Off-topic] domini99:
Seems yeah..

Wallpaper disappears alot,

Scrolling is slower, not snapped to your finger, after some up-time animations are going laggy, app opening slows down after some time, control center doesn't pop up immediately after swipe-up

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

Siri logics:

> How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] The Android Attorney:
Lol. Someone should sell me an iPhone for my job
[Off-topic] :
If they did, it'd be unprofessional.

Sent from my Sonic
[Off-topic] veeman:
On which iPhone? The 5 is more than capable of any crap Apple throws at it. It would probably run Android better than a lot of phones out right now.
[Off-topic] domini99:
No it won't

iPhone 5 specs:

1.2ghz dualcore

1gb ram.

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] veeman:
My dual core laptop has more processing power than my quad core tablet. It doesn't matter if it's dual core. The soc in the iPhone 5 is really good. The only limitation is the ram.
[Off-topic] domini99:
The main reason iphones are so fast is that iOs is really really light.

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] The Android Attorney:
Unless your jailbroken. It slows down your idevice.
[Off-topic] domini99:
Sorry, i didnt get that :confused:

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] veeman:
You really should look at the Apple A6 benchmarks. It's definitely no slouch. And it has a beast GPU.
[Off-topic] domini99:
I know, tricore gpu.

But are you defending iphone 5 or what?

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] The Android Attorney:
Jailbreaking is like rooting for iphones, iPads, and iPod touches. The difference is that rooting can actually make your device faster and better than if it were stock but jailbreaking slows down iDevices.
[Off-topic] domini99:
Oh like that.

I didn't get the sentence, i'm not a native english speaker.

About the "what is jailbreaking" part.

NO SH!T SHERLOCK

LOOK AT MY SIG :banghead: :p

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] veeman:
Yeah, it's a good phone. Too bad about iOS.
[Off-topic] The Android Attorney:
Lollygogging! Lol I can't believe I didn't see your signature.

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Its kind of like AMD vs Intel. Somehow an Intel i7 @ 2.8ghz dual core beats a 4.0ghz 8 core AMD processor. I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE!
[Off-topic] matgras:
if ios was free (as in free to modify and redistribute) i'd buy an iphone
[Off-topic] domini99:
xD

I can prove it!

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] The Android Attorney:
If you had to choose between the nexus 4 and the iPhone 5 which would you get?
[Off-topic] ABD EL HAMEED:
That's not true

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Ya I'd love IOS's smoothnes with android's customizability
[Off-topic] veeman:
Nexus 4
[Off-topic] matgras:
I don't actually know, nexus 4 is extremely customizable but an iPhone is just simple and does what it is supposed to do, I think that I'd take the n4.... unless iOS 7 will be released under the GPL license :p
[Off-topic] domini99:
An absolute +1
[Off-topic] ABD EL HAMEED:
+1 also if IPhone had bigger displays that would be the phone for me I've had my share with lag
[Off-topic] matgras:
I think 3.7/4 inch is the perfect screen size, big enough for vids and games but still portable
[Off-topic] domini99:
I actually agree with that.

4 inch is good, maybe a little bigger but its good. Especially because I have quite small hands :D

Sent from my laptop replacer.
[Off-topic] matgras:
a friend of mine has a galaxy nexus which is just a little bit too big....

manufacturers should make a normal sized high end phone, I'd buy one.

my current phone is 3.3 inch and that is in my opinion the minimum for comfortable use
[Off-topic] domini99:
My iPhone 4 is 3.5"

Sent from my laptop replacer.
[Off-topic] The Android Attorney:
Yeah. That Adreno 320 GPU is leaning me towards the Nexus 4.
[Off-topic] ABD EL HAMEED:
Well I'd prefer a 4.7 screen with small body like the moto x which is portable curved for the hand and the perfect size
[Off-topic] :
This thread is heavily derailed.

Sent from my Sonic
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
I came for lulz and for that last 3 pages I see nothing but iphone, jailbreaking banter, son, I'm disappoint
[Off-topic] veeman:
7/10
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
?

2char
[Off-topic] 404-Not Found:
Laptops must have more processing power since the have to run heavier apps and programs than a tablet, specially android tablets
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
:rolleyes::rolleyes:
[Off-topic] simplyanin:
Mod plz dont ban me .... I am a NooB
[Off-topic] matgras:
wut,

why should he ban you?
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
oh do please ignore the fools :rolleyes::p

and i like your thanks count matgras :eek::eek::D:D
[Off-topic] PuffMaN:
Lol kinky :p

Sent from my HTC Desire X with Tapatalk Red

Computers are like air-conditioners. They can't work properly if you open windows.
[Off-topic] simplyanin:
Lol thats the most funniest thing i have heard in xda

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Only a fool recognise a fool ;)
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
Recognises/Recognizes * :rolleyes: :sly:
[Off-topic] veeman:
My point went right over your head
[Off-topic] undercover:
Which probably means you shouldn't swing your point about that hard. Aim for the head.
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Well this thread has gone to hell. No lulz here :(

We see you meow on our nexus⁴ can we haz some more?
[Off-topic] veeman:
I have bad aim. :(

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8/10 I lol'd.
[Off-topic] daniel98:
This was epic : http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=39135296
[Off-topic] domini99:
How to spot a n00b on Xda :rolleyes:

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] The Android Attorney:
This dude actually used his full email address as a username
[Off-topic] flastnoles11:
I've seen a couple people do that ^^^^
[Off-topic] veeman:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2401929

Lol @ thread title
[Off-topic] Sanjay:
Some fellow asked me how to become a senior moderator,being a junior.

That was funny.LOL:p
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
How do i become a senior troll?

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] roofrider:
By feeding on the weaklings?
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
Calling all Sherlock Homies! :eek:

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2402337
[Off-topic] daniel98:
Homepage of bootloader? That made my day
[Off-topic] domini99:
Like half the forum knows that my name is Dominique

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] PuffMaN:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHhyyRByuJ0

:p

Verstuurd vanaf mijn HTC Desire X met Tapatalk 4
[Off-topic] domini99:
****ing assholes my name is copyrighted :p

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] PuffMaN:
Yes, by them, in 1962 :D

And.. language domi! Bad boy!

Verstuurd vanaf mijn HTC Desire X met Tapatalk 4
[Off-topic] domini99:
Whuuut? My language is amazing :rolleyes:

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
2nd Line http://xdaforums.com/showpost.php?p=37916133&postcount=3

:eek::D
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
/lame

Sent from my xperia katana :D
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
/didnt get it :sly:
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
Not worth posting here

Sent from my xperia katana :D
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Much better than last couple of pages of iPhone :rolleyes::sly:

______________________________________

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
[Off-topic] MrAdux55:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2139856

Everyone is trolling the OP :D :D

Sent from my GT-S5570
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
Trololol :D
[Off-topic] domini99:
Loolololooloolol nice catch :D

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?
[Off-topic] :
Hah I was just about to post there asking if Ubuntu will be on my device but it got closed
[Off-topic] PuffMaN:
:D

Verstuurd vanaf mijn HTC Desire X met Tapatalk 4
[Off-topic] deathnotice01:
No lulz was given to this thread.

This post is in compliance with the national potato safety regulation.

[Galaxy S 4 LTE]
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
Agreed...

This thread has been lulzless for awhile now :(

>^.^< Sent from meow HTC One which is like catnip to me atm
[Off-topic] :
I think you just invented a new word.

Sent from my Moto X
[Off-topic] DowntownJeffBrown:
??????

>^.^< Sent from meow HTC One which is like catnip to me atm
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
Not sure if bump or.......:what:

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=44584940

Sent from my iPhone :silly: don't flame me :o

wanna hang out with us? click here:)
[Off-topic] The Android Attorney:
Lol! Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
[Off-topic] ABD EL HAMEED:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=44692564
[Off-topic] veeman:
teehee :D

http://xdaforums.com/showpost.php?p=33361331&postcount=1342
[Off-topic] matgras:
10/10 would read again
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
And with only two posts in six minutes you wouldn't. However keep an eye on the spam thread, I'm sure you'll see something funny soon :D

"You learn something new every day if you're not careful" - Wilf Lunn
[Off-topic] veeman:
What? You just copied my post on the first page word for word. :rolleyes: :eek:
[Off-topic] cascabel:
new guys nowadays just don't have originality. shame. still lurking in the spam thread. :cool:
[Off-topic] kreatonn:
Here
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
+9000

Sent from my iPhone :silly: don't flame me :o

wanna hang out with us? click here:)
[Off-topic] kreatonn:
Well, he asking donation by just copy paste links.
[Off-topic] EcHoFiiVe:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2412364
[Off-topic] Lifehacker7:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=44790049

Posts PM in xda app thread. LOL

In case he edits it,
[Off-topic] Deadly:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2412758

O.o ^ lmao
[Off-topic] PuffMaN:
That made me lol :D
[Off-topic] Groot:
MikeChannon is hilarious, nice lulz!

A velociraptor sent this
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
Just read that one, nice to see the big cheese has a since of humor. :D

Sent from my Galaxy Note 10.1! :D
[Off-topic] deathnotice01:
Can't get any better than that!

This post is in compliance with the national potato safety regulation.

[Galaxy S 4 LTE]
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
XD i cant stop ROFL'ing and LMAO'ing at both mikes and adams posts.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Gotta say, that is the funniest thing I've read for a while :thumbup::D

"You learn something new every day if you're not careful" - Wilf Lunn
[Off-topic] Stereo8:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=45116000
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
Lmao:D

Sent from my xperia katana :D
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
:eek:

sent from my dark muffin
[Off-topic] :
Ahahaha! Typos are the best :D:D:D:thumbup:

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] veeman:
I also like tits.

Mammaries or fate thee well!
[Off-topic] daniel98:
Lol
[Off-topic] BrooklynNY:
Off topic...

Is it possible that QuickBooks should replace blank quantities with 1 quantity when creating an invoice? (QuickBooks Enterprise 13.0 on windows 7). And, Where can I get twrp 2.6.x (for kindle fire) compatible themes?
[Off-topic] matgras:
U wot m8

It might be a better idea to ask this somewhere else
[Sony Xperia P, U, Sola, Go] SPIDERna:
I have rooted my device on 6.1.A.0.452 and I wanna update it but it can't be updated because of the root (I tried to update it from Sony PC companion and phone updates it self and i failed ). So anyone give links to flash the new rom without any change :)
[Sony Xperia P, U, Sola, Go] mharckk:
because you have rooted your phone im assuming you've unlocked your phone, you cant update your phone if you have unlocked your phone,

if u want to update via seus or pc companion you have to relock it again.

relocking bootloader

or if u just want to flash latest update, flash it via flashtool,

flashtool

firmwares
[Sony Xperia P, U, Sola, Go] SPIDERna:
thanks for the reply and the links.

But I can flash without relocking it. Right ?!

I Guess I rooted it without unlocking the boot screen.
[Galaxy Ace S5830i General] EnesGTR:
hey ho...

First, my English is realy bad, so Excuse me... :/

My problem...

I Try'd to Make a Custom Rom on My Brothers Galaxy s5830i...

Custom rom was CM 7.9...

So i Installed CWM and Press "Chose from Zip"

CM was installed and reboot...

But the Galaxy stuck in the "Galaxy ACE GT-S5830i" Screen...

I cant enter the Recovery Menü oder the Download Menü...

Is it a HardBrick?!

What can i Do?!

Please Help
[Galaxy Ace S5830i General] domnic79:
Cm7.9? U mean cyanogenmod 7.9? That too for 5830i?

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Force it into download mode.

Remove d battery

Keep pressing vol up + vol down +power

Insert d battery while pressing d buttons.

U should b able to see download mode.
[Galaxy Ace S5830i General] EnesGTR:
Guys, i made a Big Mistake...

Here is the rom, i Flashed off my Phone...

***.android-hilfe.de/custom-roms-fuer-samsung-ace/214849-rom-2-3-7-offizielles-cyanogenmod-7-2-0-a.html

But, Now i see, this rom is for ACE 5830 and not for ACE 5830i... -.-'

Hope, i can Wake the Phone from the Deads...
[Galaxy Ace S5830i General] hunny5142b:
not overclocking

my phone is showing error with no frills while overclocking---

Error running exec()

command[/system/bin/set]

working directory=null

Environment=null
[Galaxy Ace S5830i General] adrian816:
If you can get the phone to boot into emergency download mode then you could try installing the Samsung Kies application on your windows PC and using the "emergency firmware recovery" option.
[Sony Xperia S, Acro S, Ion] Silas0220:
Hey folks, I really want to use the stock messaging app because I want to be able to use the notification launching from the lock screen. However, I find that using the back button from within the app causes it to go back to the previous conversation, over and over. I have to hit it 10 times sometimes to finally get back to the main screen where I can select another conversation or start a new one. Am I missing something here? There HAS to be a better way to do this.
[Sony Xperia S, Acro S, Ion] KEB64:
As far as I know that's classic gingerbread behavior. Bugs me too. ICS refines all that. ICS has many little improvements in areas like this that make the whole UI smoother. ICS should be here this month. :cool:

Sent from my LT28at
[Sony Xperia S, Acro S, Ion] TesseractE:
I get notifications on the ICS lock screen with Handcent.
[Sony Xperia S, Acro S, Ion] Silas0220:
The notifications work, but the slide to launch for hand cent never works right.
[Android Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] manuel564:
Just wanted to know as ive looked everywhere and can't find it . if there is a tweak that can make text to speech by just selecting the text and having it be read outloud. if not what is the best app out there that actually works with browser integration on android . One thing i miss from my iphone but totally not willing to switchback because of that one feature . Love my S3 but just miss that feature . please let me know . thakx
[AT&T Samsung Galaxy Note I717] zeddock:
Hi all.

I have noticed with my note that the volume button... mostly the down... are so simple to hit without knowing. Is there an app or some setting that allows me to lock volume up, or make it less responsive?

Thanx.

Zeddock.

Ps. Sorry if in wrong forum
[Nexus 7 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] eric273:
Hey, do you recommend any Kernel control apps (setcpu, EG) for use with the Nexus 7 on Enhance Stock 1.2ghz? I am a bit confused what happens if I am not running any apps to set the cpu speed, does it just choose on it's own? or what.

My ROM: http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1830016

The Kernel I want to install (currently Stock) : http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1804374 (Max Stock Enhanced 1.2)

Please give me suggestions!

Thanks for the help.

-Eric
[Nexus 7 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] CharliesTheMan:
The kernel has default settings just like a stock kernel, and without a management app it just uses the defaults.

I can't remember if Scotts ROM had built in performance settings in the regular settings menu.

I recommend avoiding set CPU, and I would run system tuner, and just ignore everything but the CPU category if it seems overwhelming at first to see everything the app can do.

CPU master is much more basic and simple and user friendly and although it doesnt have nearly as many configuration features, its much more simple and to the point.
[Gen8, Gen9, Gen10 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] sheepytoo:
:confused: hi all, help need here

my g9 froze whilst reading a book, i did the 10 second power button reset but all it did is hang on boot.

it shows the archos splash screen but the bright bar that shows booting progress is not there.

i tried to reset the system using the power/volume+ button and resetting android without any joy.

as a last resort i went for a full format and putting on a new aos, but the g9 is not showing up on my win7 computer so

it seems i am now stuck....... ok guys and gals any ideas ??

six month old g9 101 turbo on 4.07 ics
[Gen8, Gen9, Gen10 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] surdu_petru:
HI!

...after a full format , normal you should be see a new drive on windows 7 ! ...if not change USB cable and re-format full tablet ! Good luck !:good:
[Gen8, Gen9, Gen10 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] sheepytoo:
i have rung archos tech support this morning, and after going through the process twice they have decided its a hardware fault, so its rma'd and ready to send back.

so it looks like i'm getting a new one which suits me fine :fingers-crossed: i have to say that apart from this fault my g9 has been great and its going to be cold turkey untill it gets back .........( please please be quick :silly: )
[Gen8, Gen9, Gen10 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] smithmal:
I had this problem myself with a failed ROM flash. Basically what I did was boot into recovery and reload the official Archos firmware (4.0.7). From there I re-flashed the tablet as normal.

smithmal
[Gen8, Gen9, Gen10 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] sheepytoo:
sent it back on Monday, it was diagnosed as a hardware fault and my new g9 was delivered this afternoon......

well pleased, as far as i'm concerned Archos can do no wrong

thanks for all your help guys :D
[HTC One X] EN4CER69:
I currently have a genuine HTC 700 clear case, but quite like the look and gripabity of the Rock Quicksand Case.

What I would like to know is, does the case form a lip near the screen edge or does it sit below or flush?

and

Does it protect the camera lens?

Thanks in advance.

Winny
[HTC One X] kahlua_khan:
Hi, I've got one of those cases and there is a noticeable lip around the edge of the case, it doesn't sit flush. It's not however what I would call a bulky case. The Camera is recessed inside the case so it will protect it somewhat when being put on tables etc. Personally I like the matt grippy texture of the case and they go well with the one x. Ciao
[HTC One X] EN4CER69:
Thanks for the heads up. I'll be sticking with what I got then. :)

Just need a screen protector now that actually completely fits the screen...?
[HTC One X] Wilks3y:
Good luck finding one of those lol.

Ive tried many different screen protectors, and NON of them completely fill the screen.
[HTC One X] EN4CER69:
Are you like me now, naked?

;)
[HTC One X] akashi_220:
Naked is the best way, but some protection is ever appriciated! :laugh:
[HTC One X] DJouneyt:
Hi, could you please share some photos or if possible a video of device with the case?
[HTC One X] P00r:
I have 2 Rock case, One black and one quicksand, they are VERY TIGHT fit, but they do not goes all around the device (top and bottom is less covered) but all corner are still well protected

I have modified the black one to fit inside my HTC dock so that it still charge the phone, it is a bit less stable than the HTC case when inserted in the dock but this does work...

The reason why I like those case better than the HTC is that they cover the camera and also provide rigidity from edge to edge... haven't used the quicksand much but this material is nice to hold in the hand. I have the international version not sure how they fit to the XL...

Seem to me that our phone was designed with the assumption we would be using a case...