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[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
The most funniest contributions will be posted here, so go on guys,lets have some note fun :D

by Eddster: when you try to convince your gf to let you root her phone rather than her.

by panyan: when a ROM update gets you more excited than your gf.

by Reynaldinho: when your girlfriend asks "who the f**k is xda and why are you always talking to her?"

by rego: when u became a robot checking google market every hour for programs updates, and never ever reads whats new or even open the program after update.

by azzledazzle: when someone at a party says “hey you have that awesome 8 mp camera phone right? Please take a pic of us” and you can only sheepishly reply “CyanogenMod doesn’t have working camera yet”

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[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] glevitan:
Is it based on a true story??....lol...:eek:
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] azzledazzle:
You know you are rooted when someone at a party says “hey you have that awesome 8 mp camera phone right? Please take a pic of us” and you can only sheepishly reply “CyanogenMod doesn’t have working camera yet”

(Copied but oh so funny..............and true)
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
Its kind of true,i have obsession to connect my note by some way to all devices i have :D

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[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
Lol

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[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] azzledazzle:
You know you're rooted when......................You have tegra enabled graphics on Dead Trigger !
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
U know u r rooted,when u buy rom manager app from market after a huge time of thinking,then descovers that it doesnot even support the note.

↖(^▽^)↗ Sent from Rego Galaxy Note ↖(^▽^)↗
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] arungupta1985:
porn

you know wen ur rooted..

wen u spend more time on xda dan watching porn..

wen u start downloading 700mb roms..instead of 700mb cd porn movies :)

wen ur download folder has more md5 checksums dan xxx clips :)
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] nickshertzer:
+1 True story! I used the original CM9 build from Jan 2nd (that used all sorts of GB binaries and graphics blobs). Until the first Samsung ICS leaks in mid February, my Galaxy Note was with out working camera. I just brought my point and shoot everywhere with me!

:laugh::silly::eek:;):laugh:
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] dr.ketan:
There is integration with microwave.

If your flash counter is raised, and unable to reset on bricked note, put it in microwave oven for less thn 1sec, it will destroy all micro circuit n ssc never know what happened to device.:p

PS: this thread have title humor...:p
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] SealsNavie:
You know you are rooted when one night you walk past a window of a house and see a couple having sex, you knock on the front door, the guy answers the door and says "Can I help you?", you reply "I have root too..." pointing at your crotch and then say "...can I ask her for special permissions?"
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] panyan:
You know your rooted when a ROM update gets you more excited than your gf
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] Att.Fan1982:
LOL :D
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] ali_khalid5518:
True...
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] msedek:
When someone post hey I'm full stock "only rooted" heck that's not full stock then lol
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
U know u r rooted when u became a robot checking google market every hour for programs updates, and never ever reads whats new or even open the program after update.

↖(^▽^)↗ Sent from Rego Galaxy Note ↖(^▽^)↗
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] Eddster3000:
You know that ur rooted when you try to convince your gf to let you root her phone rather than her
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] azzledazzle:
That is so true!
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] bedspringlex:
frozen apps

You know you are rooted when someone else with a Note says, " My screen doesn't look like yours - do we have the same phone?"
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
U know u r rooted, when u keep telling every one u see that u have the most advanced mobile on earth,even though u can't make a simple factory reset or it will got bricked.

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[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] smeddy:
You know you're rooted when you spend six weeks making your phone perfect, then two days later you get itchy trigger finger and flash the latest unstable beta and start again
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] firestonez:
U know you're rooted when u treat your note like a pc than a phone.
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] Kangal:
The SAMSUNG Galaxy NOTE: A phone so LARGE that smaller ones orbit around it!!
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] Coolkriss:
You know you are rooted when you keep staring at your friends Note and say - Why is that app not asking for "Grant Permissions"?
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] arungupta1985:
Haaahahahaha

Hahahahaha..!!!!

Reali awesum thread

Getin reali amazin replies :)

Each rooted user..will laugh out on each and every reply..

UNIVERSALLY APPLICABLE rooted behaviour :)
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
U know u r rooted,when u feel like peeing on ur self wating samsung logo to disappear,just after the resrart of flashing a new Rom.

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[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] chaosdefinesorder:
You know you're rooted when you're late to work because a sleep-of-death prevented your alarm from going off!

bit old now, SoD got fixed ages ago, but still a true story from back then!
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] Reynaldinho111:
You know you're rooted when...

Your girlfriend asks "who the f**k is xda and why are you always talking to her?"

Or

You're the first person your friends come to when they can't sync their Google contacts because you "do cool **** to your phone"
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
Lol, added to the main post

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[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] sprintuser1977:
My wife loved this one :)
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] kirana01:
You Know that you are rooted is when the first time you saw litle tiny green robot in your note and and your posting in every status in every social media that you follow " officially rooted man"
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
U know u r rooted when u meets one of ur friends then u check his mobile:

-If Iphone, u scream at him "what,u have an iphone?? what a miserable son of the &!@? u r ...

-If S2 ,u said "why the hell u didnot got the note? "

-If Note,u said "mm,nice mobile, but do u know what is root? "

-If S3,u said "did u see the football match last night, it was awesome!!! " :D:D

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[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] musashiro:
you know you're rooted when you use WIFI kill to disconnect other users on a public wifi hotspot..

or

when you use droidsheep to mess with other's facebook account.

^__^
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] dr.ketan:
And killing wifi just to check ur sw, rather thn really you need it.
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
U know u r rooted,when u used to check XDA b4 having sex to give u some excitement :D:D

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[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] emuX:
U know u r rooted when... Titanium Backup is your most used app!
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] anandpo:
You know you are rooted when you find yourself 'unrooted' from your real life.
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
U know u r rooted,when u check 4 a newer version of HydraCore kernel every time b4 checking ur Facebook.

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[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] :
you know your rooted when the punchline of the joke the answer to everything is root instead of 42.
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] AndroidGreenHorn:
You know you're rooted when Samsung refuses your warranty claim.
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] Johny1fin:
U know you are rooted when your hair is OK and unrooted when it falls out
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] Yin-Yang:
You know you are rooted when you get to use your Gnote as a paperweight
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] PlayStation:
You know you are rooted when you subscribe to this thread.....

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You know you are rooted when you buy 2 extra batteries and an external charger....

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You know you are rooted when you replace the Flip Cover faster than your inner wear....

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You know you are rooted when you believe ROM is the short word for ROMANCE....
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] Macrint:
You know you're rooted when you feel a touch of panic and have cold sweat running down your back just because the latest rom is a bit slow to start... only to flash a new one two hours later.
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] cheryanne:
You know you're rooted when you spend more time on xda than facebook and twitter combined.

Sent from my gnote as always :) Rooted & Deodexed Dark Themed 4.0.4 XXLRQ HydraCore v4 STD XXLR1 baseband

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And the saddest one yet...

You know you're rooted when you get all excited about a new tweak you've applied and tell your non-root addicted friends about it and they just nod patiently because they've heard it all before and still don't understand why.

Sent from my gnote as always :) Rooted & Deodexed Dark Themed 4.0.4 XXLRQ HydraCore v4 STD XXLR1 baseband
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] eng.rego:
You know you are rooted when you believe ROM is the short word for ROMANCE....

Good one.:D
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] fulltank:
You know you are rooted when,

You try to hack the office wifi to connect with note (and get fired !)

You wake up earlier than alarm and check for updates and XDA

You check the first and last pages of a thread to find a shortcut

You imagine the note 3 features and justify not preordering Note 2

You Keep a reserved place to rest the note at office and home

You keep on updating kies for no use

You advice unrooted colleagues to root

You put pressure on mate to update

You try to find solutions for the careless colleague's note problems

You talk to your 3 year old kid on new update features

You take half day leave from office to do OTA undisturbed
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] antique_sonic:
Damn i always check xda dev site when i have my wine!

Sent from my GT-N7000 at the corner of this rounded earth.
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] strategist99:
really true

thats why i have Chrack rom

XD :P

but the point is u alao know when u r rooted when u wake up with ur note in onw hand and a custom rom toolkit in another

and not with ur p

haha

regards
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] Thijsvr:
You know you´re rooted when your house burns to the ground right in front of you while you are trying to call 911, but can´t because changing the resolution on your phone screwed up the dialer.
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] fulltank:
Hmmm.. Thats very specific and too odd :)
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] Bilarn32:
you know your rooted when your dog eats up ur phone! then ****s it out and the phone is still working
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] O_G:
Thread Closed​

We have a off topic thread, which this is turning into.​
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] redman3170:
I know the Tmobile Note came out yesterday but has anyone compared the Tmobile Note to the N7000 to see if it can get 4g speeds?
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] redman3170:
Bump
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] redman3170:
Bump!
[HTC EVO 3D] ddropski:
i know this is old but how are you guys getting gta 3 to work on the evo 3d.. mine installs but when i run it it immediately says "unfortunately GTA III 10-year Annaversery eddition has stopped"

please help thanks
[HTC EVO 3D] DjDom:
Download it from the Play Store.

The illegal copies/versions do that.
[HTC EVO 3D] sitlet:
Yupp, mine works fine.
[HTC EVO 3D] mario7595:
I know it might not be too easy finding it, but last I checked, GTA III 1.0 worked fine for me. What version are you on?

REMEMBER TO SAY THANKS IF I HELPED YOU!!!!!!!!!!
[HTC EVO 3D] Lothaen:
My play store says its not compatable with Evo
[HTC EVO 3D] ddropski:
i tried many versions including 1.0

here are some specs of my phone

hardware:0002

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software: inbrededRom ics 5.2.5

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android ver:4.0.3

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htc sense ver 3.6

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kernel :3.0.16-g4211684

htc-kernel@u18000-build144 #1

smp preempt

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i install the apk then go to app drawer then it immediatly crashes .. it never loads any internet data ...also many other games crash too (mostly Older gameloft games) ie.. hero of sparta...avatar...nova 1 and nova 2 ....but other games work good..such as dead space...shadow gun ect,,,

i belive there has to be something different from your phone and mine .. mabe if you can tell me the specs..and i can duplicate you phone then i can get to the root of the problem.... also playstore says its not compatable and doesn give the download option

thanks sooo much for your help
[HTC EVO 3D] Lothaen:
Nova 2 3D crashes for me since the update to ICS
[HTC EVO 3D] DjDom:
Weird, I have a hacked play store, so it shows everything, I guess.

I know you'll hate to do this, but I know I had an issue with Apps like that when they installed to the SD Card.

Backup your data from the phone AND SD Card, do a system wipe and format the SD Card.

Or better yet, clear everything on the phone using Recovery and flash the ROM again.

Many apps aren't compatible with ICS yet, especially the 3D apps since the only two 3D Device (EVO 3D and Optimus 3D) didn't really have ICS. Now the EVO has it, but I still think the Optimus is running Gingerbread.
[HTC EVO 3D] TheLeapist:
Can you point me in the direction of where you achieved this?
[HTC EVO 3D] Lothaen:
Optimus will get it. Shame Gameloft don't seem keen to update their older 3D games
[HTC EVO 3D] mumu22:
answer

mine 2 from play store. works fine .
[HTC EVO 3D] Dr.8820:
Mine is from the Play Store, not working.
[HTC EVO 3D] DjDom:
They will eventually get the message.

People are complaining.

It's just that, people hate developing apps for android because it's too easy to pirate it.
[HTC EVO 3D] Lothaen:
Yeah. They already developed the games, would be nice to see them patched up to work properly :p
[HTC EVO 3D] Dr.8820:
I received an email from Rockstar, now the Evo 3-D is no longer a supported device

http://support.rockstargames.com/en...anniversary-edition-list-of-supported-devices

Sent from The ACSyndicate Tower using XDA Windows Phone 7 App
[HTC One V] daxiaamu:
this is the myONEv RC3.1

the LockScreen was port from HTC ONE X，so I guess thats why the font looks so small

anyone know how to make it bigger？？
[HTC One V] Aninomus:
Big font

There's an app in play store named "Big Font" try that one out :)
[HTC One V] daxiaamu:
thanks，i‘ll have a try
[Galaxy S III Accessories] mokiki:
He
[Galaxy S III Accessories] Fruktsallad:
Couldn't agree more.
[HTC One X] srashedian:
Hi;

I ruined my phone, so I recovered it using the RUU for my phone (H3G 1.28)... This section went well and phone recovered without any problem...

But now I can't use fastboot or adb, although I'm sure driver is not the problem and windows works fine, fastboot doesn't recognize my device at all (on the phone it says FASTBOOT USB but on my computer there is no phone available!)

Can anyone help please?

And for the record, my phone's state:

RELOCKED

PVT SHIP S-ON

HBOOT-0.94.0000

RADIO-1.1204.103.14H
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] Nate Rules:
I hope someone can help me. I have a 16 gig GS3. When I plug it in to the computer It says I have 1.5gb free out of 11.9gb. This is after I deleted all but the rom I am using and most of my backups. I've tried using directorybind to move some apps but shadowgun was the only big one I had and I just deleted it. Also, if I check the properties on all the files in the sd card it comes to 8.5gb. That leaves 2gb of unseen files. If that is the OS then why do I only have 11.9gb available. I am kindof wondering if I am making a new partition everytime I flash one of these wonderful roms peope are making. Does anybody know how I can free up some space on here. I'm not storing anything on there and it wont be long before I have no room what so ever.
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] lazarus2405:
What recovery are you using? How exactly did you delete most of your backups?

If you're using some version of CWM 6, it stores the meat of your backup in the /sdcard/clockworkmod/blobs directory. If you delete the backups in the backup folder, the blobs it references won't be deleted. Reboot into recovery, backup and restore, and free up nandroid space. That will delete any blobs that aren't associated with a backup. See if that gets you your space back.

Oh, and never delete stuff in the blobs folder, at least not if you expect your backups to work.
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] Nate Rules:
Ok, before I do this, let me make sure I understand you completely. I don't think I have done any restoring. So are all my backups stored in the blob? And a backup and a restore will take it down to one backup? Do I delete the blob and then do a new backup? I'm pretty sure this is my problem, because I was wondering why my backups were only about 20 megs.
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] Nate Rules:
Sorry Lazarus, I reread your post and realized that free up nandroid space must be an option. I did it and it cleared up 3gb of space. So I have some breathing room. But that still leaves 7gb of stuff on my internal sdcard. Seems like alot when I am trying to minimize stuff on there. Also, I still feel like my partition is shrinking. I am pretty sure there was at least 13gb there a couple weeks ago and now there is 11.9gb.
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] lazarus2405:
First, don't delete blobs. Bad stuff will happen.

When I said "reboot into recovery, backup and restore, and free up nandroid space", I meant in navigating the menus in CWR. When you get into recovery, select "Backup and Restore", then go to "Free Nandroid Space". If you already deleted the 20mb backup files you don't need, selecting that option will free the rest of the space. Also, any time you make a new backup, CWR will try to do the same thing before starting the backup. This way, you can selectively keep the backups you need and discard the ones you don't.

Again, don't delete any blobs and expect your backups to work. If for some reason you wanted to get rid of all your backups, you could delete the entire clockworkmod folder, and CWR will remake any directories it needs when you make your next backup. The downside of freeing space this way is you'd loose all of your backups, of course.

The reason this changed in CWM6 is to save space. Instead of backing up whole partitions in one huge file, it backs up each individual file into the blobs folder. If you back up often and much doesn't change much in between backups, CWR will only make another copy of files that actually changed. Smart, eh?
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] antawnm26:
i just my 64gb sandisk micro sd card and is having a hard time formatting it.. Whats weird popped it in the phone it recognized it but when i put it in my pic(vista) it doesnt and tells me i have to format it.. So, I put the card in my rezound popped it back out and then put it on a pc running windows 7 it recognizes it..What the hell is going on? I really need some help. I tried EaseUs program but it doesnt recognize the card..
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] therobzilla:
Card

The file format in order for the Samsung to read it must be Fat32, it's not the most efficient file partition setup, however Samsung does not read anything other than that right now, the card is probably formatted in some other type of format like NTFS. Search on the Samsung S3, using "Format SD Card", or something with SD Format in the search and you will find there are a bunch of apps for formatting the card for the Samsung.

Hope this helps
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] jmorton10:
Completely untrue (it has to be FAT32 for CWM to read it, but not for the phone).

I porposefully DO NOT format my 64 gig cards to FAT32 as I have movie rips that are over 4 gigs & FAT32 will not allow over a 4 gig file size.

I have two 64 gig cards & both work fine just as they came out of the box.
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] antawnm26:
so, why isnt vista recognizing my card? I also just noticed something as well..vista has started seeing the card but under computer settings it says ricoh sd device, but my other micro sd cards says secure digital storage device. I may have messed this card up popping it in and out of every device i could find..lol

update: I put it in my rezound and wiped the micro sdcard and i think thats why its saying ricoh storage device instead of secured digital storage device..If so will it harm or diminish the performance of the card?
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] droidstyle:
here is how your format the ultra 64gb sdxc to fat32

http://www.ridgecrop.demon.co.uk/index.htm?guiformat.htm
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] antawnm26:
how much of my space will i keep? Thanks for the help
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] therobzilla:
My apologies, I thought that what the file format needed to by, but you are correct CWM can't read the Fat32 format in recover.

Sorry for the misinformaion.
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] droidstyle:
59.45gb free
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] antawnm26:
sending card back to best buy and getting a new one and will start over.. My phone kept saying blank sd card....i had two partitions on it and was trying to rid of it and messed up somewhere down the line...Everyone makes its sound simple as putting it in your phone and letting it format it to fat32, but im sure the galaxy is putting it to extfat.. I will do some more studying on it...
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] antawnm26:
when i put the card in the program read E:29gb..does that mean it will only give me 29gb of the 59.495gb ?
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] nosympathy:
Don't worry dude. I got a bad one myself. Got halfway through transferring all my data and then the card stopped transferring and hasn't worked since. Tried to nuke and boot it, HP format tool, fedora Linux, two different phones and nothing.

I just called and they are shipping me a new one. Since it will be a couple days I might mess with this one just hoping.

Edit: Something that shouldn't have changed anything. I put it in my htc rezound with amon ra, did usb toggle mode, and formatted, and it worked fine....stupid!
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] antawnm26:
Alright, my new card is in and ready to give it another shot. I'm running windows vista. I was told to try:http://www.ridgecrop.demon.co.uk/index.htm?guiformat.htm....When i insert my card it says 29, does that mean that it will only do 29gb? I hear people saying that they just pop the card in their phones and it formats it that way. Is that format exfat?
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] droidstyle:
No its 59.45gb free after format.

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exfat is not compatible with cwm recovery...if you plan on running any rom other than stock, you will need to format as fat32.
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] antawnm26:
Cool, thanks... I just want to make sure as to what im seeing when i pop the card in and hit format. the program is showing E:29, what exactly does that mean? It doesnt give me an option to go any higher
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] Vorfidus:
The phone formats the card as "basic hierarchical." not sure if it can be used with cwm
[Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III] antawnm26:
I was told to use this program to get it to fat32::http://www.ridgecrop.demon.co.uk/ind...at.htm, but then question that hasnt been answered is when i pop the card in the program says: E:29, does that mean it will only convert 29gb of my 64gb.It doesnt give me an option to go any higher