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[Off-topic] scuba156:
Not really funny or stupid.

Some phones don't have the best audio hardware, especially compared to an iPod. Some can lack the space, such as the nexus 4 which isn't going to fit my entire collection on it, not even half. The battery life also takes a hit for a device that already struggles with lasting a day where as an iPod can last quite a while due to it having only one purpose. Google Play Music can get around the storage issue but it doesn't help with battery, and certainly won't help on areas with poor reception.

Difference of opinion does not make one stupid.
[Off-topic] cs098:
lol
[Off-topic] nespid:
My buddy works at vzw store and says around once a month, some dope comes in with a hardware issue and custom ROM installed.

How can you be smart enough to root, unlock, flash recovery, ROM, etc, and then simultaneously, be dimwitted enough to bring your note 2, running cm10.1 nightlies to the store because your mic stopped working and not expect to be laughed at?
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Sir, you must be new here:cool:

Half of xda has such people.. "noobs"

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[Off-topic] _Variable:
Do they get extra charge?

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[Off-topic] veeman:
lol ur a noobz. haha ownt.
[Off-topic] Deadly:
U high bro:confused:

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
he low.. he rainbow puking dino

must be low
[Off-topic] nespid:
Hahhahaha true enough.
[Off-topic] zeon321:
Someone once asked me.......where is the start menu? !!!!
[Off-topic] _Variable:
But not galf, more like 1/3

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[Off-topic] Deadly:
I thought exactly like this first..

But , devs are 1/4 & knowledgeable users are 1/4.. others are noob which are 1/2

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[Off-topic] dexter93:
bingo.

Don't forget about the trolls :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] Deadly:
They come under first 1/2 users I mentioned..;)

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[Off-topic] Tha TechnoCrat:
This one is classic :

Did Sony create Jelly bean only for your X10 mini

He has a Sola :cool:

Me gusta :no
[Off-topic] domini99:
Not a question but:

View attachment 1658495

Translation:

It doesnt freeze, to the one's who say that they rooted their tablet thats silly why would you do that, why would you root a perfect tablet.

*Facepalm*

Sent from my sending thing..
[Off-topic] Max Xman:
First of all I don't see where you found the word "stupid" as I've never used it once in post.

Second of all the people that I had in mind carry a Galaxy S2 and a Galaxy Note - both of which have plenty of storage space.

Third of all they're the last ones to buy music from either Google Play or ITunes if you catch my meaning.

Fourth of all, when asked out of curiosity why they carry both devices and do they think they that the ipod touch has a better music player, their response was - "because the ipod touch is cooler".

Add to that the fact that they keep dropping each one of the devices, because they're trying to text on one and listen to music on the other.

Fifth of all, I don't understand why you got so offended. Are you one of those people? Do you know someone that does that? If that's the case rest assured I meant no offense, but was just voicing my opinion and should have mentioned in my post that what I found funny was the reason why these people picked the ipod touch as their second device, which was "because it's cooler", that's what made me laugh about it.
[Off-topic] bliizzz:
Damnit u got sexy signature bro. **** lg _l__
[Off-topic] Deadly:
FTFY:rolleyes:

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[Off-topic] scuba156:
The title of this thread is stupidest tech questions, hence the general consensus.

If it was pointed out which device they have then it would of avoided my response. As a reader of that post, they could of had a $50 android phone for all I knew. No offense was taken by me, as it was it just didn't stand as anything stupid or funny.
[Off-topic] galaxys:
Is my first name a good password? :D
[Off-topic] thakrew317:
1234 is a better one!
[Off-topic] zeppelinrox:
but 1234 isn't a word ;)
[Off-topic] ArcticFish:
In 1337 it is :P

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
That's the way to do it :D

- Lt. Win

My Name is Win,

and if you are reading this, you have been defeated.
[Off-topic] ShadowCodeGaming:
Just recently my dad blew up his pc. He forgot the bios password and was looking for a jumper to reset it on the motherboard. He then proceeded to look on the back, where there was a voltage selector switch. He pulled it, power in entire house went out. He tries again, and WHAM smoke everywhere, plus he fried every component but the floppy drive. He asked me: smoke just came out of my pc, is that normal for a bios reset?

*double facepalm*

Verstuurd van mijn GT-I9000 met Tapatalk
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Then there's the glaring option to make your music available offline. Then it's stored on your phone. Saves a ton of data and battery too.:rolleyes:

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] vigoos:
Someone asks me if he can change processor to Intel atom to increase speed.

*Facepalm*

Sent from my HTC Salsa C510e running Farrago! v2 ROM by vigoos using Xparent Cyan Tapatalk.
[Off-topic] qubbus:
I heard a question aboun WiFi modem (sic!) plugged into tablet.
[Off-topic] domini99:
what is a pee-cee? is it some toilet thingy?

Sent from my sending thing..
[Off-topic] cs098:
lol is right
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
I personally like the iPhone but their users just keep adding to the Dumb stereotype.

Here's what happened.

Frnd with a 4S - check this temple run 2. This is so high end only apple phones can handle it.

Me- android version will also come in a few weeks.

Frnd - yeah, keep dreaming. Apple will never launch it for android.

Me- umm, temple run is imangi's creation.

Frnd- whatever!

Me- (X_X)

Sent.... just sent!!
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
Dumb people....xD
[Off-topic] cs098:
typical iPhone user :)

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[Off-topic] thakrew317:
That's funny ****
[Off-topic] Nutterpc:
"Unplug the power cord from the back of the pc" - Me

"What's that?" - Customer

I get lots of them at work, more than I would like
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
hahahahahahahahahahah XD

That was EPIC!

Though I'm not sure if I should feel sorry for her!

I guess even if I was in place of that Sam guy, I'd have done the same! XD
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
I pity her. And anyone else who stands in line just because everyone else is standing in line...
[Off-topic] AshraafCulpo:
What's ios? ANYONE know what's it bout..?
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
Darwin just rolled over in his grave...

They've certainly earned the name of iSheep... :laugh:
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Indeed they have
[Off-topic] cs098:
here's another stupid one :eek:

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[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
Hey that's the same idiot... :laugh:
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Yeah!! :D:D:D:D

- Lt. Win

My Name is Win,

and if you are reading this, you have been defeated.
[Off-topic] 0x80:
Holy ****!
[Off-topic] cs098:
This is why ios is "better" than android :rolleyes:

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sigh.................
[Off-topic] Deadly:
FTFY

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[Off-topic] cs098:
Thx lol
[Off-topic] bliizzz:
Where do these ppl **** n all:banghead:
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
She's been camped out for two days already and obviously forgot to bring her meds with her. LOL
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
@ the vids posted.

Finally, real iPhone commercials.
[Off-topic] cs098:
lol

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2102302
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Lol... you don't know him.. he has enough knowledge..

He is just trolling & you fell for it:p

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[Off-topic] funnyangrykid:
I have been selling an old flip phone for a while now(Pics Below). Was showing it off to a customer when suddenly she asks, "is it touchscreen?" And out of my infinite wisdom, the only reply I could come up with was "well you can TOUCH the screen if you WANT to but it's not touch screen" and we both Laughed our asses off.
[Off-topic] cs098:
wat :eek:
[Off-topic] Deadly:
This vvvvv
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
I didn't know QF was into trolling too XD
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
I found this on reddit.
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
If it accepts Sim cards then I'll buy it
[Off-topic] funnyangrykid:
sorry it doesn't support a sim card. it uses the cdma network but it IS 3G. anyways i know it aint worth much so im selling it for 3-5 bucks.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Lady: Is that the Galaxy?

*looks where she's pointing*

No that's the ZTE Warp (a phone that looks absolutely nothing like the S3).

Lady: It's in front of a Samsung sign.

Me: Face palm.
[Off-topic] kylec:
I was at a work induction this morning and I had my wifi tethering on for a friend to use.

Girl behind me raos my shoulder and says:

"My phone says you're a wifi, but I cant see any antenna boxes! Did you hack their wifi??"

Lol
[Off-topic] jootanen:
"reboot? what does that mean?"

Saw that in overclock.net. not sure if trolling or just stupid

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[Off-topic] gagdude:
This is why I never name a hotspot after myself. Once was on a 5 hour bus ride and had a hotspot on. Random girl from a few seats in front walks back and asks me (somehow guessed it was me) "are you Brandon?" So I'm like wtf but just said "yeaahhhh......" And then she's like " what's the password for your WiFi" and I'm like **** I ain't letting her freeload off me. Ever since its always been some random word. Sometimes I name it after my friend as a prank :p
[Off-topic] kylec:
Haha I will probably do the same thing lol.
[Off-topic] Tha TechnoCrat:
Jeez:banghead::thumbdown:

A guy in school asked me do you develop android for

"ROM"

*mistaken b/w rom and RIM

AS if rom is a company :-[

:banghead::banghead::banghead:
[Off-topic] nespid:
I saw a thread a few days ago where the op said he updated cm to gingerbread in order to prepare his phone for his carriers ITS jelly bean update. He/she then asked if there was anything else he needed to do to receive the update.

I know I was a noob too, at some point. But I just think this seems like something that should be common knowledge.
[Off-topic] cmason37:
Is he that stupid?

From the Nexus 7 AOKP thread. :facepalm:
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
English Translation - what do you want to say!!!!

Sent.... just sent!!
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
ROFL....

I'm from India...

Seen on facebook many times:D:D
[Off-topic] scorpion 13:
What is ROFL??
[Off-topic] :
U trolling??
[Off-topic] scorpion 13:
No,I just want to know it!

I though a lot of time about "ROFL"but I didn't understand what is it
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
Noob:rolleyes:

Rofl=rolling on floor laughing
[Off-topic] CnC-ROCK:
here ..the meaning

---------- Post added at 09:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:54 PM ----------

go back to OT and go a few pages back where i wrote about how people inappropriately use noob word in 3rd point of my post.. go read it..:rolleyes:
[Off-topic] ak700:
"Flashing?! But Android doesn't have flash anymore....." - My Tech Savvy Uncle with only half knowledge.
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
hahaha, i got this as well when i first told my friends about my ROM flashing habit on my Optimus One. They pointed out my phone didn't have a flash.. XD
[Off-topic] MaartenXDA:
That's actually just a normal question...

Sent from my awesome fridge
[Off-topic] LiskatFlow:
Why would I want software on my BlackBerry? - a friend
[Off-topic] SirSigma:
Do you know any way I can fix my iPhone? I dropped it in a swimming pool and tried to dry it off for a few minutes in the microwave, but now it looks worse!
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
I got an even worse version of that. Device that was supposed to have had juice spilled on it actually turned out to have lcd leakage. Had to scrub my hands since it got everywhere.
[Off-topic] Stereo8:
Ugh... Plus It's an iPhone....
[Off-topic] _Variable:
That is an embarrassment of the tab 2 community!

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[Off-topic] Sh4itan:
'How can i photoshop my images with Paint?'
[Off-topic] Stereo8:
Photoshop plugin for paint:):)
[Off-topic] Deadly:
F: I added governors and compiled kernel.. but when I flash it.. the kernel version not changing and governors not showing.. what to do?

Me: did you use old zimage(kernel) file? If yes you should use new one..(gets generated when you compile)

F: does that mean, it is the reason why its not working?:confused:

Me: zimage is the new kernel you compiled..:banghead:

Ehmagerd facepalm.jpg

Actually, he is a user in xda & is about to release his kernel in development section:eek::eek:

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[Off-topic] bbrad:
My mom- how do you open contacts on this thing (uses old black and white phone)
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
Too dev to understand :/
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Lol.. its just that.. you get a new file when you generate new file right?(when you compile I mean)

Then you are supposed to use the newly generated file to see the changes you made..

Instead he used old file.. and how is that supposed to change anything?

When I told him to use new file... he is still asking is that the reason why it doesn't work...

I mean.. seriously... you gotta use new version to see added things right.. its not a question he should ask... he should have known all along is what I meant..

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[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
ah, makes sense now :p
[Off-topic] cascabel:
lol. don't get me started on the numlock button. :rolleyes::cool:
[Off-topic] cs098:
:rolleyes:

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[Off-topic] Hidden Username:
Lol
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Odp: Stupidest Tech Questions You've Ever Been Asked.

This guy's "I don't care" is epic!

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[Off-topic] Hidden Username:
Don't get it
[Off-topic] brewy:
My phone wont fly in aeroplane mode here you sort it out, i dont understand it haha mothers eh !!!

Sent from my GT-S5830
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Link and pic

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2118231

Smh

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Did his iPhone explode

I know my GS3 did

Thread Not Closed
[Off-topic] masterex567:
A friend told me that his phone is spoilt because he can't find a system folder on sd card.

Facepalm.jpg
[Off-topic] HTCDreamOn:
This is from a thread in the Vision dev. Forum, OdiemanSAM found a way to swap /system and /data partitions to get a 1GB system. Which obviously gives you more RAM as well: http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=37204019#post37204018

There are an enormous amount of people who don't understand RAM....
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Therarequadruplefacepalm.jpg

Because one isn't enough.
[Off-topic] :
The joke is on me this time.

I wanted to flash CM9

I downloaded Xperia Arc S Rom w/o realizing it.

Trying to flash it on my phone but not working.

After reverting to stock for 7th or 8th time and giving up, I realized that the Rom was of a different phone. LOL
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
LOL XD! Facepalm
[Off-topic] iammtxd:
Mother: Why I can't use num pad when I'm having a call? I can't do any bank deposit and listen to voice mail!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:......
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Ipad (Acer)

W..T..F

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[Off-topic] iurnait:
Recently a noob found our galaxy player forum.

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=37074753

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=37179899
[Off-topic] Stereo8:
Omg that guy must die now...
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
What game is that cuz I'm having a similar problem with my s3(iPhone)

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[Off-topic] scuba156:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ante.nyancat

Might be an apple thing as I have the same problem with my S3(MacBook Pro)
[Off-topic] iurnait:
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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
LOL. Good one.
[Off-topic] Nbsss:
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"Optional boat loader"? God help us
[Off-topic] cs098:
hahahahahahaha
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
What the heck they mean?
[Off-topic] Hidden Username:
Bootloader haha
[Off-topic] Nbsss:
Moreover, how can a bootloader be optional?

How else u gonna boot the damn thing!?
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
I was doing a search for something earlier and one of the random results I got caught my eye. It had nothing to do with what I was searching for, but I read it anyway.

An individual posted something along the lines of "How do I disable the lock screen in JB?"

The first response was "Dude, download Widget Locker, and you can take complete control of your lock screen...you can even get rid of it!"

OK....for one, I KNOW the guy wasn't trolling. Secondly, Widget Locker is $2.99 at the Play Store right now.

So the poor guy who asked the question paid for it, and thanked the guy a million times for the recommendation.

Poor guy.
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Damn the answerer, he should recieve something worse! (At least what i learnt in school)

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[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
a wedgie?
[Off-topic] _Variable:
"Is that the mini ipad?" -my aunt

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[Off-topic] cs098:
how is that stupid, it technically IS a mini ipad :p
[Off-topic] _Variable:
My tab...is not an ipad..

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[Off-topic] cs098:
-.-

ROFL :laugh::laugh::laugh:
[Off-topic] EndlessDissent:
Not to turn this into a carrier war, but that wouldn't even be an issue at Sprint. Sprint company policy dictates that all hardware issues are treated exactly the same, whether or not the customer is using stock or custom software.

So, yeah, I'm on the customer's side with this one. You shouldn't have to expect to be laughed at just for using a custom ROM, especially if the issue is hardware-related. I realize Verizon's policy is different, but that doesn't make it any better to dismiss the issue just because the guy is using custom ROMs. It just makes it bad company policy. In this case, the problem isn't so much the customer being stupid and bringing in a modded phone as it is the carrier just being a douche.
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Do realize that the nightlies are somewhat unstable and that not all features will work. He should have known that there might have been hard/software issues when he installed CM...
[Off-topic] CnC-ROCK:
:laugh:....these posts made my day
[Off-topic] domini99:
people always say to me

'im downloading microsoft office from this cd'

as they mean 'installing'

downloading also means copying, moving, or uploading files.

and how do they call downloading a file?

that's right. Installing -.-

Sent from my sending thing..
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
Was just checking out videos for HTC one s. Saw a conversation.

Guy1: does this phone have 2gb for gaming?

Guy2: no it sports a 1gb ram.

Guy1: how is the uploader playing TDKR then, it's more than 1gb.

Guy2: (was a nice guy), explained about RAM and external storage..

Sent.... just sent!!
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
I was in us cellular the other day and found out that when a phone is being wiped, its called "rebooting your phone" Lol
[Off-topic] nespid:
Thank you... Exactly my point.... Nightlies often have lots of known issues or just completely non operational hardware.... And I don't have vzw, but from what I understand, if they find your device has been tampered with, you get to pay for your replacement. I completely understand why carriers want to protect themselves, in this aspect. It's your hardware, right ? that's the cm slogan. Then it's YOUR HARDWARE when you brick it/experience non operational hardware.
[Off-topic] Hidden Username:
Not always, sometimes nightlies are nightlies for the namesake. I used a 4 month old nightly and nothing ever happened
[Off-topic] schwarma:
The one I frequently get is...

Does this computer/laptop have enough memory to store all of my music/phones/videos? It says it only has 8GB of memory. I didn't think that was enough. Wow...
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
Friend: HTC explorer has 4 gb internal memory

Me: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:silly:
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
Yeah, I hate the RAM/storage space mix ups
[Off-topic] bbrad:
"I buy a computer with 4gb ram"

My mom " are you crazy were returning that 4 GB is never gonna hold your stuff" aww gawd I hate when people do that
[Off-topic] Tha TechnoCrat:
My friend says that

You have 5 games amounting to 26GB how does your ram handle it since it's only 16GB
[Off-topic] Tovagulet:
"A computer with 32GB of RAM must be really fast!"
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
it actually will be :p

No ordinary motherboard can handle that amount of RAM slots.. XD
[Off-topic] bbrad:
I've seen a computer with 64gb of ram no joke
[Off-topic] HTCDreamOn:
I beg to differ. A bog standard ATX size motherboard will have 4 RAM slots (I think even micro ATX boards have 4) and 8GB sticks are pretty normal nowadays. The problem would be the OS, you'd need 64 bit to use 4GB and I don't know if Windows (normal, not business) can use 32GB (don't know about Linux).

Tbh, you only need 2Gb of RAM to do nothing too demanding, other components are gonna help more.
[Off-topic] Tovagulet:
That better be a stupid tech stuff.. cause the amount of RAM doesn't make a computer faster.

From 2GB-4GB and on there shoudnt be a difference in speed.

Normal motherboards support upto 32GB of RAM... 4 slots.

Server mobos obvs support more
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
7/8 64-bit support a theoretical max of 128gb but I'm not sure what the "real" limit is.

There are already 128gb "sticks" but the actual usefulness/availability is another thing.
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
Thank you, you are the one that always seems to be the best at clearing most things up. So right before I go to respond, you're there and have already done it for me XD
[Off-topic] dohab:
So funny.

Most of them are good for a comedy tv show.

Thanks to all these stupid questions that make our live better.

-------

years ago, in a computer shop, I heard this question :

"Is this HDD good for my Dsl speed?".

That year, the shop has opened 4 branches.