yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
No kidding...gets very old.

Poor clueless bastards.

OLL!

Goot ones!

I get tired of the "Don't buy this or that Android device because flash don'ts work with it"

The Amazon reviews are loaded with folks not having a clue.

Man Google is right there...for cripes sake!
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Wtf

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2085062
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Lol. The amount of dumbasses these days...
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Hey, I was 12 once.

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
I was also 12 once.

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[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Same goes for everyone else over the age of 12 right? Make your own joke.

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
I already have one.

*at a war

-Hey, wait! I have to flash CM10 nightly!

* The other guy:
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Strange. I'm not laughing.

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Sent from an awesome tablet using Tapatalk HD
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Too obvious troll is too obvious. Thank you. Please drive ahead.

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Thank you.

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[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
I meant, you suck. Your trolling sucks. Deal with it.

-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
[Off-topic] Rokostar:
A friend of mine to me:

- Hey i have a new Computer with a quad core can you imagine how fast i can download now things from the internet ?

Hahahahahahahaha

Bla bla from my bla bla bla just to disturb bla bla
[Off-topic] renome:
My friend explaining processor power to an equally tech savvy friend:

"Quad core 1.5 means it's equally fast as single core 6.0."

It's not a question, but it is one of the better ones I've heard this year.
[Off-topic] XxLordxX:
There's this one:

"WOW! With a internet of 10Mb you click the IE and the page will appear in less than a second!!"

"Imagine how fast the internet page will load with this processor!"

(Here on my city the best speed I can get is 10Mb, I have only 5Mb)

"The past is dead, it was all just a dream..." - Magus (Chrono Trigger)
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Other day my friend saw a live wallpaper on my phone and asked if u need root to use that

This post uses the patented TingTingin®™ method I would teach it to you but you are not yet worthy (come back in a hundred years)
[Off-topic] sivsiv:
I wish i could remember all the dumb questions i've been asked (I used to work as an IT helpdesk person, so everyone had all sorts of questions)

I was once asked what a mouse was for.
[Off-topic] scorpiopantera:
Fake.
[Off-topic] sivsiv:
That doesn't seem like a question, unless you meant to say "fake?"
[Off-topic] RootTheMachine:
I was in the laptop section at hhgreg recently, and an employee was telling customers something like this.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
I hate to say it...I'll say it anyway cause a little flaming never really caused a flesh wound.

This thread just gets dumber and dumber...

Sorry had a few this evening...
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
I've had a few 'experts' tell me this when I went for advice a few years ago, too. Several times, in fact. I laughed all the way back home... I still hear employees say this in most computer stores. They also seem to think cores share processes, so that when they open IE (ack), it'll spread the thing out over all cores and use the full '6Ghz'.... *facepalm*

No, that's just humanity itself.. :p
[Off-topic] kylec:
Haha a friend of mine called me today after he cracked his iphone screen.

Friend: my sister said that putting toothpaste in the cracks and freezing the phone will hide the cracks. Is this true?

Me: .... no.... don't listen to anymore advice she gives you that is tech related.

Friend: oh.. I already put it in the freezer. Should I get it out or just try it anyway?

Me: up to you. *sigh*
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
No arguments there....
[Off-topic] abhi7395:
Hehehe... one village man asked in customer care to active internet on nokia 1100...

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Lol

http://www.imgur.com/Y5DvM.png
[Off-topic] brilldoctor:
Doesn't the nexus 7 say Asus on the back
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
lolwut.. XD

Also overheard a conversation in the bank today.

Guy1: I got a new phone (was a low end Galaxy, maybe Y or Ace)

Guy2: Cool, get this-this app, they are great.

Guy1: Ok. But it'll cost a lot on mobile internet, i'll use my new wifi.

Guy2: Yeah, do that, it's better.

Guy1: Umm, i'm new to wifi stuff, so do i need to switch on my desktop first or after i switch on the wifi modem to use internet on my phone?

I've no idea wtf did that mean..!!
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
i think he meant that should he turn on the computer then he should turn on the modem to use wifi? lol i totally laughed at ur joke
[Off-topic] chikoo:
That statement is not all that way off. It could possibly be delivering results faster than a 7.0 single core.

Think of it like 4 chefs in 1 Kitchen preparing a meal vs a 1 chef preparing the whole course all by himself.

They will not be faster individually, but the complete meal would be prepared faster and more efficiently.

So, Why do you think it is laugh worthy??
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Because it's untrue. There are too many factors to compare to just say that 4x 1.5ghz cores to a single 6ghz core. Not to mention heating, FSB multiplier, Cach sizes and architecture. Only a clueless person would make such a claim.
[Off-topic] chikoo:
and this is how he buys his condoms.
[Off-topic] xxjoevxx:
I hate the people's assumption that Iphone is the best phone ever.. Lol
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
Well if all of those factors were equal, and you had one quadcore running at 1.5ghz and single core 6ghz, mathematically, it produces the same performance, but, it just cannot be applied to real life situations. So the guy in the store was a n00b XD, he wasn't overly stupid by any means
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Lo nearly got into a fist fight cause of that

The Corner approves..

That thanks button ain't gonna push itself!

You just clicked this cause its hidden didn't you?
[Off-topic] Stereo8:
Working in tech support is worth only to hear stories like this... :)
[Off-topic] gagdude:
A single core 6 GHz would blow a 1.5 GHz quad core out of the water in terms of raw power. Just saying.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Depends on the kind of processing being done. Obviously a single monster core is going to obliterate it in a single process application but there will also be tremendous heat and power consumption in a multithreaded process compared to a multi-core processor. That's why right around 4ghz they switched to multiple cores.
[Off-topic] chikoo:
clueless. just like yourself? It is not about raw clock speed. It is the amount of work done that is to be considered, and a quad core 1.5 might very well blow a 6.0 single core.

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That, I can see happening.

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
If I install 32bit 2 times , will it become 64bit

Stupidest tech question ever
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
tell that person to close the 64bit installation at exactly 50% to get a 32 bit -_-
[Off-topic] tobiascuypers:
this is amazing. I will try it!
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Hey genius, miss this?
[Off-topic] XxLordxX:
Many times when I talk to a friend of mine he start speaking:

"No way any Android phone is better than iPhone! Look at benchmarks, iPhone 5 made much better scores than GS3!!"

Also one day we were talking about processors and I said that Xeon rocks and is an amazing processor, then he said:

"Apple A6X Rocks!!" Then I answered that Xeon is a PC processor and said if it is about mobile/tablet processors Exynos is amazing!

He answered to me: "A6X is more amazing"

:facepalm:

"The past is dead, it was all just a dream..." - Magus (Chrono Trigger)
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
Thats totally stupid and for that i would say the level of stupidity is too damn high in this world!
[Off-topic] unciviilized:
At work a friend has an s2 on tmobile (they dnt have led notification like the s3) So he knows im always rooting my phones and installing roms. So one day i get a txt and my s3 starts blinking and i have a truck horn as notification. Friend says "can u root my phone so i can get that blinking light and that msg tone''
[Off-topic] _Variable:
"Ics 2.33"

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2091845
[Off-topic] deepsagarj:
Lol 4.1 ics :D:D

Sent from...

why do you care where I sent it from??
[Off-topic] Deadly:
He is using "ics" instead of Android..:p

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[Off-topic] HTCDreamOn:
The keyboard's disappearing :0

This was in one of the Vision JB threads; it wasn't really a stupid question, but I kinda made them look stupid (sorry! :p )

Them: anyone else having a problem with the keyboard disappearing?

Me: No, maybe the spring mechanism is broken?

If you still don't get it, the HTC Vision / Desire Z / G2 is the one with a physical keyboard... Aren't I hilarious

And another one, from a Vision Sense thread:

Silly person: Mirror is not working for me

Somehow the front cam is not activated

Anyone confirming this? [ they mean the sense mirror, the app that uses the front cam.]

Someone else: mirror not working here either (although I'm still on v11)

Someone sensible: The HTC Desire Z (G2) don't have a front camera :p

Silky person: Lol

Yeah it does^^

Up left beside the speaker

someone else sensible: Thats not a camera... its a sensor... the DZ only has a back camera

someone funny: awesome! i wont your dz/g2! ive never seen one with a front camera! i want i want! where can i get one like yours???

sensible person again: Ahahahahaha ... up left beside the speaker ... ROFL

Plz tell me the ROM that can active your FRONTCAMERA ?!?

Godlike

P.S.: Use your office calculator software to upgrade your DesireZ

Activate all features you ever want

This made me laugh quite a bit :)
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
I had a DZ and...
[Off-topic] Jimmy_Christ:
Is your friend an (cr) apple user?

Sent from a van down by the river.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Ladies and Gents, have at it.

some way to upgrade my ram (memory) ???
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Lololololol
[Off-topic] lars1216:
He actually fell for that troll? What a dumbass XD
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Lmfao lol
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
Hahahahaha :laugh:
[Off-topic] Rusty!:
"Why isn't my mouse working?"

It was because it's USB plug had been inserted into the RJ45 port.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
That's not possible. RJ45 is ethernet. USB wouldn't fit...
[Off-topic] Rusty!:
Oh really? Oops, silly me.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Human stupidity has no bounds. Let me rephrase that, it SHOULDN'T fit. At least not without enough force to break something.
[Off-topic] Deadly:
well said:thumbup::thumbup:

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[Off-topic] Rusty!:
You'd be surprised, it slid in there pretty easily (that's what she said).

If you put a USB plug up against an RJ45 plug, there is precious little difference in the width.
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Giggity lololol
[Off-topic] icybluetooth:
if (true) { a = a };
[Off-topic] SMillerNL:
Last holiday i was working with a bunch of hired people in ICT. Suddendly one asks me why the keyboard didn't work. I look at the PC only to find out he plugged the colorcoded PS2 ports incorrectly. Next time i want them to hire monkeys. Might be smarter.
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
Oh these USB Mouses and keyboards, they have taken out all the fun from such dumb incidents :/
[Off-topic] Rusty!:
Except when someone plugs them into the network port, that is :D
[Off-topic] iammtxd:
Can I have windows 9 installed on my computer?

Sorry for my bad English.

Sent from my LG-P500
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
My friend with galaxy fit -

Why do I install cm9 will it change me processor to armv7? And I can play temple run ?

Me -

Yes off course

Friend -

I'll give the phone to you next month when warranty gets over !
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
Haha good one! One guy asked me that if i root my android phone will i get paid apps from play store for free. *facepalm*
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
I installed cm7, it sucks there is no play store what to do ?
[Off-topic] a.cid:
O.o
[Off-topic] iammtxd:
Is that guy used to have iLone?

Sorry for my bad English.

Sent from my LG-P500
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
o.O
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
"why does your iPhone say Samsung on the back?"

Also, loving that SwiftKey doesn't know iPhone, but does know Samsung :D

Send from my Samsung Galaxy S3 using Tapatalk 2
[Off-topic] jootanen:
O.O
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
0_o
[Off-topic] boborone:
http://xdaforums.com/showpost.php?p=36583305&postcount=3
[Off-topic] a.cid:
You surely gotta make a guide for that "procedure" :D
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
What procedure :confused:
[Off-topic] Deadly:
By installing cm9 to change processor to armv7:rolleyes:

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[Off-topic] TingTingin:
O_o/

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[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
FAIL

O_o
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
\O-O/

\ | /

|

/\

C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

The Corner approves..

That thanks button ain't gonna push itself!

You just clicked this cause its hidden didn't you?
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
I'm asking a stupid question here:

What in the hell does the signature above mean?
[Off-topic] Hidden Username:
+1
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Your avatar is epic.

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalapatalalapatalk HD
[Off-topic] Hidden Username:
Thanks :p
[Off-topic] stratoll:
"my laptop wont turn on and i dont know why. it just flashes this orange light everytime i try"

solution: charge the damn battery!
[Off-topic] thebeastglasser:
Just saw this on the forums.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
LOL!

That is funny!
[Off-topic] 13lack13ox:
lol i cant get enough rom usage myself.

Had a friend ask me to fix his internet. When I got there lol he didnt plug in his modem.....AND NEVER CALLED AN ISP TO START AN ACCOUNT.
[Off-topic] kylec:
Lol I had a friend like this too. She assumed the modem WAS the internet haha
[Off-topic] thebeastglasser:
The XDA App is the bomb. No better way to say it.

Here it is.

View attachment 1639924
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
My friend I was messaging and then she was like how to fix a locked memory card lol

This was for a camera so I was like am take it out and move the locked slider into the unlocked position

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[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
How about this genius?

http://xdaforums.com/showpost.php?p=36640878&postcount=327
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
This was posted in the ubuntu for phones General section LOL!

View attachment 1640099

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[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
What was the response?
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Here's the link

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2094682

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[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
I may or may not have left one myself.
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Lolololol
[Off-topic] _Variable:
I remember someone asked for homescreens there.
[Off-topic] I r o n M a n:
Someone once asked me how to jailbreak his SGS2 and how to install cydia and installus. :banghead:
[Off-topic] Montoyatok:
Some of my friend's are just stupid

He just stuck his hand into a running computer's fan when it was at full speed. Needless to say, he won't do that again
[Off-topic] cs098:
One of my friends who has the iPhone 4s came to me and said

"My iPhone is better than your phone" (I have a xperia mini pro so he might be right in a hardware sense) "I bet your phone can't even play temple run."

Guess what I was doing as he was saying that?

Playing temple run.

derp
[Off-topic] :
Lol.... XD
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Lol typical iSheep he probably heard android phones have a problem with temple run (because the devs have no idea what they're doing) so he tried to use that in a argument smh LOL!

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[Off-topic] cs098:
Actually, because of the sliding keyboard on my xperia mini pro, he though it was one of those five year old dumb phones :p
[Off-topic] _Variable:
2nd to last post

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=36600222
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Lol
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
I decided to help the guy out unlike others.

a.k.a. Urahara

The truth! I'm really a girl!
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Lol that guy was just doing to many things wrong for me not to troll
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
The other day:

Friend: that new iPad 4 software looks wierd (GNote 10.1 with TouchWiz)

Me: its not an iPad, its a Galaxy Note 10.1

F: no it can't be, apple don't make screens bigger than 10 inches

Me: not an iPad, like I said.

F: but Samsung don't make tablets

Me: yes they do..

F: no they don't

Me: listen here dipsh1t if it wasn't for Samsung you wouldn't have your precious iCrap

F: yeah but Apple is better

Me: check again, look at the GNote benchmarks compared to the iPad 4, then check the Note 2 and iPhone 5.

F: *after seeing benchmarks* oh.

Me: that's what I thought

TheCorner approves..

That Thanks button ain't gonna push itself!

HTC Desire HD ¦ Samsung GNote 10.1
[Off-topic] domini99:
I got texted:

Dominique, how do you restart the computer?

Thats the stupitest off all.

Furder i get things like "is it safe to install flash player?

Most discusions start like this.

*phone rings*

(me is >, other is <)

>hello?

<with ######, i got a problem with my computer.

>wich windows is it?

<idk

>how does the taskbar look like?

<Whats a taskbar?

>the bar at the bottem of the screen. Is it transparant or plain blue?

<idk

>aargg, how does the start button look like? A circle? Green with literaly the text "start"?

<idk

>y dont u know how it looks like

<idk

>ok, whats the error you get?

<some kinda box

>what does it say?

<or i want to update flash player

>then click yes

<isnt it a virus?

>no

<how do i make sure?

>trust me, its not a virus

<what if my computer crashes?

>it wont crash

<i still don't feel safe.

>why not? Flash player is good!

<but what if it isnt?

>come on! You're to paranoid!

<no im not, i just want my computer safe

>well, then i cant help you

<but what do i have to press now?

>the 'no' button

<but what if installs even if i pressed no?

>IT WONT

<sure?

>SURE:MAD:

<ok. Bye

>bye...

*hangs up*

Sent from my sending thing..
[Off-topic] SMillerNL:
People call you in english? Most dutch people I know don't speak any englishm
[Off-topic] tororosso125:
I used to work on an IT Helpdesk.....

Caller : my PC is not working

Me : what can you see?

Caller : black screen

Me : is it turned on? Can you see a light on it?

Caller : just bear with me it's dark in here

Caller :no, no lights

Me : press the power button on the front of the base

Caller : I can't see it it's really dark in here ... oh wait I can see now ... button pressed - nothing

Me : can you check it's plugged in

Caller : I can't see the plug I can only see things when there is a bus at the bus stop

Me : what do you mean ?

Caller : we've had a power cut and I can only see when the light shines through the window from the bus

Me : ........

Stupid cow didn't realise you need electricity for it to work

Sent from the moon on the back of a Yamaha
[Off-topic] domini99:
No, its translated, as many people on this forum dont know dutch

Sent from my sending thing..
[Off-topic] tororosso125:
Another genius .....

Woman had an issue with her display ...

Me : can you right click on the desktop

Caller :ok done

Me : you should have drop down menu

Caller : nope

Me : okay right click again

Caller : done still no drop down menu

Me : odd , ok so what have you done up until this point?

Caller : you asked me to write click on my desktop twice I couldn't just write on the desktop so opened word and wrote click twice... I still don't have a menu though

:banghead:

Sent from the moon on the back of a Yamaha
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
And to think these people vote...

(Unless they live outside the US...)
[Off-topic] Rusty!:
You might well do, but that never happened to you. It's an old old old story that's been round the net more than the moon has been round the earth :laugh:
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
Today I wanted to ordered pizza from Pizza Hutvbut I had number only of dominos, so I called dominos:

Dominos: Welcome sir can I have your order?

Me : Do you have the number of Pizza Hut ? :D
[Off-topic] vbhtt:
So you called Domino's and asked them for their own number?

Sent from my bowl of jelly!
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
FTFY
[Off-topic] Rusty!:
So you have an Android phone, yet didn't think to Google Pizza Hut's number? That is a special kind of stupid :D
[Off-topic] Deadly:
well, what if you didnt have data plan on your sim and you didnt had any wifi spots to connect to? :rolleyes:

I know people here who have smartphone and doesnt have data plan and hardly use internet on their phone.. i'm not saying danceoff doesnt have data plan on sim.. just saying..
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
I've seen people having Note 2's and no data plan.... I mean wtf is the use of having an android phone?
[Off-topic] Deadly:
well, its India dude :rolleyes: what do you expect?

i know it doesnt make sense to have smartphone without a data plan.. They, either dont know what they are missing.. or its just ignorance.. and we dont have good(price-wise) 3g plans yet.. 2g is so slow... you would kill yourself by just waiting for it to finish loading..

lets not get into all this speed and plan talk here.. otherwise we will need 2 pages just for this talk lol!
[Off-topic] vesper007:
I entered an electronics/audio/video shop and asked the shopkeeper the price of a class 6 micro sd card.

Guy: What's class 6?

Me: Class 6 refers to the speed of the card

Guy (looking at me with suspicious disbelief): I've never heard of classes on sd cards.

Me: Just show me that card you have on the shelf behind you. I don't suppose you know what class this is?

Guy: It's Class 1! It's the fastest one there is!

It was actually a class 4. Facepalm!

Another one was quite recent when I was helping my noob cousin unlock the bootloader of his xperia x10. He is in another city so we were using teamviewer. There is a simple tool that does the unlocking for you, but for some reason it just wouldn't work. After 3 hours of exhausting every possible remedy, I realized that the idiot had only extracted the tool's batch file and not the supporting files and directories. Made me wanna climb through the screen and kill him.
[Off-topic] tororosso125:
I did indeed happen on both counts, some people really are that stupid

Sent from the moon on the back of a Yamaha
[Off-topic] :
What? You think that voting only takes place in the US? :eek:

Sent from a democracy OUTSIDE the USA
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Lmao.
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Lol
[Off-topic] cs098:
slender troll why u say lol on everything ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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is the tool you used by any chance.....

THIS ONE :D

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1560613
[Off-topic] vesper007:
Quote: is the tool you used by any chance.....

THIS ONE :D

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1560613[/QUOTE]

Nope. That is for 2011 xperias. X10 has a command line based tool developed especially for it. Simply labelled 'qsd8250'.