yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] :
It is not a question, but it was funny though:

I remember when my neighbour called me to repair their computer, I pressed the button and it didn't start. So i wanted to look inside the PC when I saw that it wasn't plugged in :D
[Off-topic] iurnait:
saw this on youtube regarding dropped iphones:

A: People don't drop their iphones accidentally, its their brain secretly trying to get rid of it

B: But that would imply they actually had a brain to begin with.
[Off-topic] thakrew317:
Say it dosnt even require that you have a brain in order to use an iPhone and everyone has one to fit in with the rest of the crowd
[Off-topic] melvinchng:
I have removed the app drawer button on the launcher. What should I do?

=_=

Accidentally sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note 2
[Off-topic] tangosierra_:
I just experienced my tablet being transformed into an iPad mini by one of my classmates...
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
I pressed the install button.now how do I download apps
[Off-topic] Nbsss:
F: How do I take out the sdcard from my nexus 7?

Me: it doesn't have a sdcard slot, there's nothing to take out

F: very funny, then how do u explain why there's a sdcard folder on astro

M: Facepalm
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
What's UI??

see my app sig at your own risk :

sent from my W8 running on armv7 processor:D problem??
[Off-topic] XxVcVxX:
I rooted my phone, why are apps on play store still not free?

Sent from my faster than SGS3 HOX.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
In flight C-130:

Will we lose altitude if all four engines are cut?

No...here pull these handles down to check.

OK

What are these handles for?

Throttles...they damp prop rpm high to low.

Why do the motors sound quieter?

The props aren't chopping air as much.

Ah...OK

What's our altitude?

2niner zero-zero-zero

Is that 29000?

Yes.

Is it dropping?

Yes.

By how much?

1500 feet per minute now.

Is that why I feel queasy?

Probably.

Should we accelerate a little?

Yes.

Is that the ocean down there?

Yes.

This plane won't float will it?

No.

OK should I push the handles back up?

Yes.

How far?

All the way.

OK...thanks for letting me fly a little.

No problem...it's been our pleasure.
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Oh, damn I get that a LOT.

a.k.a. Tyr Fifteen

My name is Win

, and I defeat all of you.
[Off-topic] cs098:
my friend : lol my droid DNA is so awesome, its better than your Chinese crap (its a Sony)

me: HTC is a Chinese company and Sony is Japanese

my friend: ...

me: lol
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
Whenever someone says that to me I just say, "Well I guess you didn't root it right. Try it again" they get so mad from trying XD

Sparx639
[Off-topic] deepsagarj:
HTC is a Taiwanese company not Chinese

Sent from...

why do you care where I sent it from???
[Off-topic] cs098:
Even though I agree with you, politically it is part of china. The United Nations only recognize one china, and that's the communist one. :(
[Off-topic] thakrew317:
I hada guy ask me to root and jailbreak his dr2g and I asked if he wanted it updated to ICS if it was available for his phone and he had no idea what that meant he just wanted to be able to use different carriers on the phone
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
I fail to understand why people buy flagships if they don't know what the hell is upgrading? My sisters husband has a Note 1. While using it I realised he was on gingerbread.... :rolleyes:

a.k.a. Tyr Fifteen

My name is Win

, and I defeat all of you.
[Off-topic] thakrew317:
Ha oh man that's no good...isn't that up to jellybean now officially or still ICS....and yes its crazy show many people out their have no idea what there phones are capable..thousands of good phones gone to waste :(
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
My friend said to me that he can increase ram of his Samsung galaxy y duos By jailbreaking

For him:

Jailbreaking=open the phone, remove old ram, insert new one:D:D:D:silly:

& by this method someone increased the ram to 1 gb in a galaxy y duos

see my app sig at your own risk :

sent from my W8 running on armv7 processor:D problem??
[Off-topic] thatrussianguy:
"I've downloaded the file from the Internet, but I don't need it anymore. How can I upload it back?" - Random guy on russian Q&A board
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
These days everyone is getting note 2 ! Some people are the ones who actually have to read the manual to understand the phone ROFl

And they use the phone just for calling and camera and to experience touch screen Hahahaha

My cousin sister bought s3 two months back still stuck with preinstalled apps and she doesn't know her phone has a WiFi :shocked:

I installed Mrs most wanted over my WiFi and she was like :eek:
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Who is that genius :eek::eek:

And I have y duos.. I wonder if I have seen your friend here.. I would like to know how to add ram too:p:p

@dance off.. no kidding lol

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[Off-topic] Gogeta:
He isn't on xda

He tried installing gingericejelly on his y duos & bricked

Sued xda..

Will Never install custom rom

see my app sig at your own risk :

sent from my W8 running on armv7 processor:D problem??
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Lol..! that rom has my kernel on it.. and there is no hard stuff to brick it either.. oh well :p
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
U too from India...:D

see my app sig at your own risk :

sent from my W8 running on armv7 processor:D problem??
[Off-topic] :
I'm from India too yaar... :D
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
Guys join here:

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1603978

this thread is dying...:(

see my app sig at your own risk :

sent from my W8 running on armv7 processor:D problem??
[Off-topic] deepsagarj:
Hey, me too...:D

Sent from...

why do you care where I sent it from???
[Off-topic] Tha TechnoCrat:
A guy once asked me how to change Mali 400 to tegra
[Off-topic] PROGUERAM:
Ahahhaahahahahahaha....ROFL!

HAvent laughed so hard in a long time...

Sent from my DROID RaZr.

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Me too...

Sent from my DROID RaZr.
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
U make kernels dafuq!

Phone Slow? go ------>HERE<------

Ubuntu phone OS announced

what do u think share your thoughts --->HERE<---

_____________________________________

This post uses the patented TingTingin®™ method I would teach it to you but you are not yet worthy (come back in a hundred years)

--Sent from the future with a galaxy s4 like a freaking BAWS-- ​
[Off-topic] Deadly:
You didnt see my sig till date? :eek: and you asked it today? :confused:

Yes, For 2 devices...

And there are many indians here.. including me too
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Aaaand me.

a.k.a. Tyr Fifteen

My name is Win

, and I defeat all of you.
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
Ok ok

Let's pay attention to the topic :D:D

see my app sig at your own risk :

sent from my W8 running on armv7 processor:D problem??
[Off-topic] vbhtt:
Can we go back to stupid questions?

(P.S. me too)

Sent from my bowl of jelly!
[Off-topic] scorpion 13:
"How can I turn off my phone CPU when phone still on?"

Wtf?
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
ROFL:D:D

see my app sig at your own risk :

sent from my W8 running on armv7 processor:D problem??
[Off-topic] vbhtt:
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Sent from my bowl of jelly!
[Off-topic] Sleepy!:
This one beats them all, in my opinion.

The Galaxy S3 had just been released.

A colleague who'd just bought it came to me and a few friends who were sitting in the cafeteria and asked us, 'So, tell me, bro, does this have that thing called Androids on it?'

We said it does, and had a very long laugh afterwards. :banghead:

Sent from my yellow submarine
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
I was arguing with one of my I sheep friends and he's like the iPhone is the best!! I'm like why is it better? He's like the iPhone 5 had a mp3 player!!! The galaxy s3 does not even have that so you are going to have to have a media player with you all the time to listen to your music!!!

I had to wait like 10 minutes to reply because I was laughing my head of...
[Off-topic] Donelop:
Someone asked me if apple made a phone. He had an iPhone. Really.
[Off-topic] cs098:
found a gem ;)

its on this thread

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2050297
[Off-topic] Rusty!:
How is that stupid? The Meizu MX uses an Exynos 4 SoC, so it was worth a try.
[Off-topic] cs098:
well f***

that was my stupidest post ever.

:eek:
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Not a question, but it was stupid, agreed. :D

-Tyr Fifteen

My name is Win

, and I defeat all of you.
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Saw this under reviews for mobile Odin

Phone Slow? go ------>HERE<------

Ubuntu phone OS announced

what do u think share your thoughts --->HERE<---

_____________________________________

This post uses the patented TingTingin®™ method I would teach it to you but you are not yet worthy (come back in a hundred years)

--Sent from the future with a galaxy s4 like a freaking BAWS-- ​
[Off-topic] lars1216:
Friend of mine a few days ago: you have quite some knowledge about android and stuff right? Can you update my phone to android 4.2 and root it? Guess what phone he has. Yup an iPhone. -.-
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
It's technically not stupid since people have been trying in vain to port newer versions of Android to iDevices since the newest iOS iterations.

CM9ed to your peepers
[Off-topic] lars1216:
Didn't know that :P
[Off-topic] Deadly:
:facepalm: @Motorola guy in pic..

Idiots, idiots everywhere..

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[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Lol

Phone Slow? go ------>HERE<------

Ubuntu phone OS announced

what do u think share your thoughts --->HERE<---

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This post uses the patented TingTingin®™ method I would teach it to you but you are not yet worthy (come back in a hundred years)

--Sent from the future with a galaxy s4 like a freaking BAWS-- ​
[Off-topic] iKoolkid:
Have at him
[Off-topic] 'Duster':
Getting heard of updating Nokia 1100 software :p

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Man I can't take this one..

He had challenged the defn of ROM ;)
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Conversation between me and my girlfriend:

GF: So I have a new phone (she bought a DHD cause I have one) and can you make it do all the cool stuff you do?

Me: Sure, just give me the phone and I'll root it.

GF: What's that?

Me: It allows you to have full control of the phone.

Gf: SO SOMEONE ELSE IS CONTROLLING IT?

*facepalm*

Sent from my Desire HD with BlackIce.

Thanks don't hurt ya know?! :)
[Off-topic] ryaninc:
I used to do tech support for a K-12 school that provided computers to students. Naturally, I got some crazy calls from students/parents. Here are a few:

Mom: "does the Internet filter on the school computers block MySpace?"

Me: "Yes it does."

Mom: "THANK YOU, JESUS!"

-----------

Me: "Now right click on the icon..."

Mom: "What?"

Me: "Click on the icon with the right mouse button."

Mom: "...oh! There's another button on here?"

-----------

Student: "Can you send me a new battery for the laptop?"

Me: "You shouldn't need a new battery already...is something wrong with it?"

Student: "No, it just doesn't last very long before I have to turn it off."

Me: "...turn it off?"

Student: "Yeah, so it can charge."

Me: "You don't have to turn it off to charge, actually. You can use it while it's plugged in."

Student: "I can?!"
[Off-topic] thatdefault:
Me: I want to buy a Chinese tablet for my cousin.

Shop Owner: Sure! This tab is great for kids, lightweight and compact.

Me: Which OS?

Shop Owner: Galaxy OS.

Me: What?!

Shop Owner: The OS from Samsung.

Me: It is android.

Shop Owner: No, Galaxy OS and Android are different.

Me: OK *goes outside and laugh* .
[Off-topic] ryaninc:
Sorry, double post
[Off-topic] xaccers:
After replacing someone's monitor when I worked for the MoD

User: Do I need to arrange for a data transfer?

Me: No, why?

User: Well you've just replaced my computer

Me: That's just the monitor, the computer is that box on the floor

User: Oh! I thought that was the power supply!
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Again, a perfect chance to clearly explain to someone what Androids are capable of instead of playing the 'you're an idiot' card. Some people just aren't tech savvy, so why not take the time to help said people out?
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Funny part is she knows more about Linux then me, when I said 'su' she was like 'Wha?' then I said 'sudo' and then she said 'Now I get you'

Sent from my Desire HD with BlackIce.

Thanks don't hurt ya know?! :)
[Off-topic] adamski123:
My mum(talking about her new Galaxy Y): "so is it safe to turn the phone off?, can I do that?"

#facepalm ;)
[Off-topic] mtbrgeek:
OH that post reminds me of a good one..

We have a PC user on campus that REFUSES to use the right mouse button... she beleives its evil... no joke... She also wont type with more than one finger at a time as she beleives that too much contact with her pc will infect her brain.

we think shes seen matrix too many times.
[Off-topic] IRX120:
My brother: my iPod apps keep crashing

me: reboot it

My brother: how do you turn it off

#super facepalm :P
[Off-topic] dbreezy187:
Not a tech question cuz i cook now.

Which one of these pancakes are blueberry?

Umm.. the one's with blueberries in them...

Sent from my DROID4
[Off-topic] xaccers:
"I've just started a new android forum, if you're one of the first 15 signups you will be a mod. Would you like to sign up?"
[Off-topic] iKoolkid:
Lol I was posting on that thread.
[Off-topic] xaccers:
Can you imagine the risks of making the first 15 strangers moderators? :eek:
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
And who do they moderate for the first few months, each other?

Sent from your mom.
[Off-topic] Jbluna:
grandmother: "How do I make a call?"

while holding a flip phone...

*sigh*
[Off-topic] ShadowCodeGaming:
The most stupid question i ever was asked (by my ex-GF):

GF: My iMac shows an icon with a power supply, does that mean it is charging?

Me: Yeah sure it has like a mega battery right?
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
That is officially the most retarded post I've ever seen in XDA.

Sent from my premium Mercedes
[Off-topic] ShadowCodeGaming:
So how come it ain't in your sig yet?
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Because I don't wanna look like an idiot...

Sent from my premium Mercedes
[Off-topic] Deadly:
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[Off-topic] cs098:
invalid forum specified.

dafuq :confused:
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Lol.. don't know what happened.. let me reupload it..:banghead:

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[Off-topic] cs098:
lol rofl

:laugh:
[Off-topic] 'Duster':
"The Guide" was a link ??:confused:

Sent from Sending thing

[/QUOTE]
[Off-topic] PROGUERAM:
Member 1: "There is a dent on the glass of my neXus4."

Member 2: "Post a screenshot."

Lol!

Sent from my DROID RaZr on JB.
[Off-topic] Deadly:
otherwise it wouldn't get featured here:rolleyes:

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[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
http://forums.androidcentral.com/showthread.php?t=243939

Alphabetizing Apps
[Off-topic] ak700:
Does "rooting" mean "jail breaking" on Android? :eek:
[Off-topic] Tha TechnoCrat:
In flashing, is light involved? ":what:Flash"
[Off-topic] SMillerNL:
It actually kind of does. You clearly don't spend enough time with dumb people because that is really not that bad of a question.
[Off-topic] zeppelinrox:
Just happened...
[Off-topic] mrtraveler:
I know some people that still think AOL is the internet... :confused:

I tried to change there mind so many times that I finally just have up.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Actually UV light was used to erase bits from the earliest E PROM devices prior to 1978.

The predecessors of your modern day EE Prom reflashable memory chips.

So yes at a time in the past light was involved with "flashing"

This is where the term came from.
[Off-topic] nespid:
Do I have to put "@Gmail.com" part when I email someone?

"I flashed a custom rom"

"Awesome. Which one?"

"I did a factory reset"

"Right."
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Dafuq! XD

-Tyr Fifteen

My name is Win

, and I defeat all of you.

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I see you has OX+. How's it?

-Tyr Fifteen

My name is Win

, and I defeat all of you.
[Off-topic] matgras:
Q: whar is the average size if an mp3 song

A:1000 megawatts

Or

Is fastboot something to have your phone starting up faster??
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
One of my cousins asked me a stupid question(he was joking though)

He asked this cuz my phone only support 2 multitouch.

Can we totally press hard our all 10 fingers on your smaryphone screen to make it multi-touch?

*facepalm*
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Actually:

Apple doesn't make the phone they designed the device so they could market the OS on a hardware platform manufactured by Foxconn or Quadrant (rumored)
[Off-topic] akm987654:
Grand mom wasn't getting my emails, email address she gave me was @comcast, she had verizon .... It was still my fault I wasn't staying in touch.
[Off-topic] Rusty!:
That's not stupid, because on HTC phones, it is.
[Off-topic] cs098:
me and my friend unboxing, his iphone 5

(i`ll admit I was kinda curious on what the ip5 was like needless to say it disappointed :p)

my freind: this is so cool iphone is the best

me : yeah...

my friend: I`m gonna go to the washroom I`m soo exited :D :D :D

While he at the washroom I take out the headphones because it looked interesting

my friend comes back

mf: hey where are the speakers

me: there are at the bottom of the phone

mf: no I mean the speakers that you can put on to your phone

me: you mean HEADPHONES right? (gives him the headphone)

mf: yeah I call it the speaker

me:-.-
[Off-topic] xaccers:
That reminds me of our old Psion Organiser II in the late 80's which had UV EPROMs.

The first PDA
[Off-topic] Kjc99:
Should I buy an iPhone ....haha

Galaxy S3

Omega Rom V37
[Off-topic] Deadly:
And how is that a stupid question?

Facepalm

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
I dunno.

Some of the replies here are a reach to say the least.
[Off-topic] :
Good joke. ......man:):)

HEY YOU FORGOT TO PRESS THANKS BUTTON. . . . . . . . .

SEND FROM FUTURE USING GALAXY S- |\/
[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
My sister bought an iPhone 5, unfortunately it was stolen by a FedEx employee enroute, and she was delivered a empty box that only contained a receipt and activation kit. I asked her if she noticed that the box was light when she got. Her reply was yea but I thought the iPhone was really light so I didn't think anything about it. So I tell her to call the police and file a report. She calls them and tells them that my iPhone 5S was stolen. I correct her and say you mean your iPhone 5, there is no 5S. Now here comes the dumb question; she asks me how do you know that its not an iPhone 5S. And I answer well the 5S hasn't been released yet and the 5 is the latest model and she replies oh.

I don't know what's worse. The fact that she is buying a product that she knows absolutely nothing about just because of a name or the fact that we are talking about someone who actually has a college degree.
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
I stopped reading there. :p

Okay, but seriously. Even my aunt bought an S2, and she is asking me how many megapixel s the camera is. And she bought the phone for its camera.

:|

-Tyr Fifteen

My name is Win

, and I defeat all of you.
[Off-topic] cs098:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2089138

lol 3rd post
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Lmfao....

__________________

Sweet Devil >_<

GT-P3100

Android 4.0.4 ICS

Sun Cellular

"LG should go bankrupt"
[Off-topic] thakrew317:
That whole thread is just funny
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Look at the latest reply lmfao

-Tyr Fifteen

My name is Win

, and I defeat all of you.
[Off-topic] cs098:
lol :P
[Off-topic] Rusty!:
Bwahahahahaha!!!

So wrong but so funny
[Off-topic] :
Stupid

1. What is Windows?

2. What is a Notebook? (some friends at School ^^ )

3. What's a Operating System?
[Off-topic] cs098:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2105985

this is kinda dumb, look at the user's number of posts and join date. :P

and still doesn't know where to post
[Off-topic] zeppelinrox:
Wow...

I say either move to India, or post in the Pakistan thread :p
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
Idiots, Idiots everywhere!
[Off-topic] Gogeta:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=36869467

1st & 2nd post:D:D

see my app sig at your own risk :

sent from my W8 running on armv7 processor:D problem??
[Off-topic] Deadly:
And how is it a stupid tech question? :sly::sly:

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[Off-topic] ironman38102:
This guy posted the same thing in Funniest post in XDA
[Off-topic] Deadly:
I know.. but it could atleast belong there even though it was not funny at all to me..

But, here.. no way...

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[Off-topic] DanceOff:
Lame posts are lame not funny :cool:
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
Holy balls the ROM info just kept on goin

Sparx639
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
I just flashed CM10 and I go to root explorer to delete bloatware

My bloatware isn't showing up

How do I enable it
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
"I don't want to wait for a replacement I want you to repair the speaker yourself."

A customer expecting me to magic up a replacement right speaker module for his Note 10.1 international.
[Off-topic] Hidden Username:
Use titanium backup.
[Off-topic] eurohomie:
them: you got that phone?(Note2) I thought it was too big so I got this(iPhone 4) and its the best phone out there.... It does all the same things as that one...

me: really? I really like this multiwindow thing where i can be browsing the internet and replying to my texts at once...

them: yeah all that stuff its the same just smaller.

me: really? and I love being able to stream football games live with flash enabled websites

them: yeah me too it's great?

me:--really? what website do you use?

them:--oh you know the same one you use...

me: --yeah ok... im uh gonna get back to work...

one conversation at work the other day...

another one I had when the iPhone 4 first came out and the 3Gs went on sale for .99...

them: I just got this phone(3Gs) and it's the best phone in the world..

me:really? i thought the iPhone 4 was the best?

them:oh no it's the same thing one is just rounded and the other is sharper edges.

me:oh what all does it do?

them:it's cool it has internet, messaging, facebook, search, and phone.

me:really? mine(sidekick 4g) does all that too and has a keyboard and a ton of apps...(didn't wanna get too into detail with them.)
[Off-topic] cor4twenty:
The situation:

Blackberry is wiling after repeated attempts at entering passwords. After 5 or ten attempts it wipes. Person was on last attempt and entered password wrong so phone begins wiping and they're solution was to pull battery out to stop the process.

Conversation:

Person: Ah! The phone is wiping! What can I do

Me: Nothing that I'm aware of to be honest.

Person: So what do I do? I need my info

Me: Did you ever use the software to back it up on your computer.

Person: No it didn't have software just a manual and a CD. (I ignored this one lol)

Me: Well sorry man seems like it will wipe as soon as you turn the phone on.

Person: What if I don't turn it on?

Me: Maybe it won't but how will you find out.

Person: Well I'll just turn it on duh.

I left it at that haha
[Off-topic] Max Xman:
Funny thing is I know some people that purchased an android phone and then bought an ipod touch for listening to music, so they basically carry both.

Makes me wonder what they even bothered to buy a smartphone in the first place if they just mainly use it for calling and texting- something that a feature phone is capable of.

But hey, that's the "power of apple" on some people.