yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] EndlessDissent:
You can't tell from that screenshot. It doesn't say anything about the Nexus 4. Context is very important, especially in this case.
[Off-topic] cs098:
your right next time I suppose...

:p
[Off-topic] nespid:
Do they have blue stacks for android ?
[Off-topic] masterex567:
Any tech question where you feel smart isn't a stupid question. That's just a curious q. Don't see what's so stupid in it. :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] SMillerNL:
Isn't bluestacks a way to install android apps?

because asking to install android apps on android is pretty stupid
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Bluestacks: windows program to run android apps.

Android: Operating system that can certainly already run its own native apps.

Clearly nothing stupid going there.
[Off-topic] delusionsofgrandure:
will i get in trouble if the boss sees a popup from my computer that is not work related?
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
No. You'll be promoted.
[Off-topic] iammtxd:
Mum: Why I can't access my Facebook when I linked My account to a tablets AND phone?

Me: ..... what's the purpose of that?

Mum then called the service provider.

Mum: Okay, I crashed my Facebook account.

Me: :thumbup:

Sorry for my bad English.

Sent from my Nexus 4.
[Off-topic] iurnait:
http://xdaforums.com/showpost.php?p=30087985&postcount=347
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Facebook did crash today. Or maybe it didn't. I don't use it so I only heard it second and third-hand.
[Off-topic] SacGuru:
Sis: Will I get internet otg with this new tab (I had gifted her a Samsung Tab 2)

Me: Of course you will. It's called 3g.

S: That's great. I just bet Viv (my bro in law) that I will, and he says I won't.

Viv: (exasperated) She insists it will be without a SIM card.

S: (Confidently) Oh yes, I have heard you get these radio waves on Samsung Tabs...

It's funnier cos she works with a telecom giant, though admittedly in recruitment.

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[Off-topic] 404-Not Found:
How to turn on the PS3?(The cable was unplugged!!!!!)
[Off-topic] iurnait:
http://xdaforums.com/showpost.php?p=37789206&postcount=8
[Off-topic] cs098:
you the dumb one here, he said it works on ics "too" :p
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=37789597

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[Off-topic] cs098:
um that was already posted.....
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
I think u miss the point

Follow the link
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
I think you have the wrong link. It leads to this page.

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[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Exactly
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Derp. I get it now lol.

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[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Lol

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[Off-topic] iurnait:
Your sig is grammatically incorrect.
[Off-topic] scuba156:
You're grammatically incorrect. :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
"Why does it say "Asus" on your iPad? I thought they were all made by Apple? Is this one of those crap 3rd rate copies?"
[Off-topic] micrors4:
The other day I was at work and a large group of my coworker were staring at this one ladies computer, completely enamored how the desktop had been flipped upside down and no one could figure out what was wrong, I walked over went into screen resolution and flipped the orientation and they all thought I was some great technology god for fixing it. When I first went into IT I thought I was going to be dealing with unsolvable and complicated issues all the time, so far the hardest thing I have encountered was re installing a printer driver, it blows my mind how bad the average person is with computers.
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
This made my day :D

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[Off-topic] SacGuru:
I remember that during my initial training at work (while just outta college, still in the 'happy' phase of life), I would go to a random friends system and just flip the orientation for fun. It was amazing that the majority of people wouldn't realize what had happened even though I would've used a keyboard shortcut in front of them, and he/she would end up begging me to switch back. They wouldn't even consider googling the problem!!! Ahhh the sense of power over another human being that would give me :D

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
I just did it on my dad. He's frustrated and doesn't know how it happened. He was having a bath and I quickly flipped the orientation. When he called me, I just flipped it back and now he is 'forever grateful'. :D

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[Off-topic] vbhtt:
I used to do that to my friends in school during the computer practicals ! Then they would call the teacher and she would wonder what happened :D :D

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[Off-topic] Tha TechnoCrat:
My friend owns a 4S he dropped it once, after that it suffered bootloops. He did not knew what a bootloop is all he used to remember was loop so we went to the service center and he said hey what is this phone. I dropped it once and now it is looping. The guy at the service center was like :what:

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[Off-topic] slopra:
Doing tech support I had a customer call and ask why their monitor was a black screen eventually got to the point of asking her if the computer was on. She said idk and I asked her to look for a big button on her tower under the desk. She said oh I never mess with that but OK. pressed the button and she said omg something is happening!
[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
The dumb part is that he told the service center he dropped it.
[Off-topic] EndlessDissent:
If you guys like this thread, you would probably love techtales.com and rinkworks.com/stupid/. They're like this thread x1000.

A couple examples:

Techtales.com:

rinkworks.com/stupid:
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
1337 posts you guys!

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[Off-topic] TingTingin:
How so?

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[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
My friends conversation with her parents:

Her: I haven't got enough ROM on my desktop PC.

Mother cuts in: clean it then

*face palm*

If I helped, hit that thanks button!

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[Off-topic] Kronosthelordoftime:
This isn't exactly a question but a person once told me, "Here's my new email id. Send me that thing you were telling me about. Oh, I almost forgot. My password is XXX" xD

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[Off-topic] K.A.:
Can i hasz build Iron Man? :fingers-crossed:
[Off-topic] bbrad:
What?
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
I was asked one time by my cousin that if we could increase RAM? I just Facepalm when he said that!
[Off-topic] shutt1e:
i has been asked if the fbi can spy someone using the integrated webcam on many laptops, or a guy which was surprised why his new laptop didn't read any of his cd, while he was inserting them upsidedown
[Off-topic] Felimenta97:
Err, hmm, if she meant a PC, or maybe even a notebook then her question wasn't stupid at all. Just lack of knowledge, but not stupid. If it's a phone, then the story is different.
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
Even on some devices like the galaxy player, there are custom kernels that allow for more usable ram. Though, not all phones have this kind of situation.

Sparx639
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Not that I think it's happening (possible, yes) (regarding the webcam part of your post) but....

For the truly paranoid there's always the option to disable the cam using device manager and then cover it with some electrical tape

(only for the truly paranoid, tho ;) )
[Off-topic] EndlessDissent:
That's not really RAM. It's more like a swap partition. It's fake RAM.
[Off-topic] bbrad:
Still considered "ram"
[Off-topic] scuba156:
Depends. The i9000 had a few options available for increase usable ram, even with 720p recording fully working and without using a swap partition or any of those gimmicks
[Off-topic] bbrad:
Same for the Samsung fascinate you could increase it using devil kernel
[Off-topic] olokos:
Odp: Stupidest Tech Questions You've Ever Been Asked.

False. Head over to Xperia play boards. People are doing magic to get more ram. Just first thought: deleting 720p and leaving it with 480p gives you about 11 mb of pure real ram.
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Hey guys get a load of this guy LOL

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=37900615

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[Off-topic] cs098:
hahahahahahaha lol
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Also how does one "male" a Rom is this some sort of sexist rom lol

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[Off-topic] cs098:
maybe its a male and female galxy y rom mating to make a galaxy ace rom lol
[Off-topic] coovee:
Yep this happened to me a few days ago.

Her. "Do i right or left click?

Me. You tap left twice.

Her. Right click?

Me. When have you ever double right clicked and something worked?

Her. Just tell me

Me....sigh
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Just saw this on Twitter...

http://www.imgur.com/5jWLdAw.png

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[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Wtf was he trying to send a file

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[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
He was trying to post a pic on Twitter. Lol.

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[Off-topic] TingTingin:
By copying the path on his PC LOL

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[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Yup lol

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[Off-topic] _Variable:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1971789

Hint: we dont have honeycomb roms for our tab.

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[Off-topic] vbhtt:
He flashed a ROM for the Acer Iconia A500 on a galaxy tab 10:1

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Lmfao

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[Off-topic] bbrad:
I'm so tempted to reply calling him a noob
[Off-topic] cs098:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2117137&page=23

lol
[Off-topic] unglued94ta:
Maybe not the stupidest but the funniest to me was when someone watching me playing gta3 on my galaxy tab 10.1 using a ps3 controller asked, "can you sow me how to do that on my iPad?"
[Off-topic] cs098:
jailbreak it lol
[Off-topic] iKoolkid:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2145508 5th and 7th posts.
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
There seems to be no shortage of stupid people LOL

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[Off-topic] ironman38102:
forgot to mention he asked for his galaxy note! And BTW myself i use a swap partition cuz i like the feature of it though i never consider it as fake ram or a way to increase ram. just considered it as a virtual memory allowing u more apps to be open!
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Interviewer: mister swap partition what do u think of my sd card

Swap partition:

R.I.P sd card

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[Off-topic] SacGuru:
I think you guys kinda missed the third post :D

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[Off-topic] bbrad:
"WHO CAN I DO" LOL
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Lmao how'd I miss that rotflmao

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[Off-topic] SacGuru:
Maybe if he does the ugliest, loneliest engineer Samsung has got...:p

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[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Lmfao who can I do?

Well, there's many options as of 14th February.... :p
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2115799

2nd last post

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[Off-topic] Deadly:
This thread has lost its meaning... half of the posts these days are not even stupid tech questions:banghead:

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
+10

Man no kidding!

This thread has morphed into the biggest glob of moronic jibberish on the damn web :rolleyes:

Geez if I don't like it I don't have to read any of it...

There I said it for you.
[Off-topic] Nbsss:
Plagued by 12 year olds with an android device and the xda app....
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Your sig speaks for us now.. but i wish this thread gets back to its old glory.. :(

I used to get a laugh for sure when i open this thread then.. But, now i get sadz, gives sadzz :banghead:
[Off-topic] cs098:
I actually think its not that but the fact that all new stupid tech questions are similar iterations from the ones in the beginning ie. they are overused and boring.

I lost count of how many tablet = ipad posts, or stupid relative posts in this thread :\
[Off-topic] K.A.:
Y CAN I NO hasz build Iron Man?!!? :mad::mad:
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Look at this guys entire thread

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[Off-topic] bbrad:
Give a link
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Link

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2148238

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[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
Not sure if stupid for asking Temple Run on a Galaxy Y, or not asking a modded Temple Run 2 instead for Galaxy Y.. XD
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Too many wide variables going on.

Mood

Age of poster

Language barriers

Differing sense of humor

Level of knowledge with technology

Most of the posts in here lately just lay flat on the ground.

Might be different if those being posted about had a chance to defend themselves.

Just another put down thread.
[Off-topic] TheNoticer:
AW: Stupidest Tech Questions You've Ever Been Asked.

I flashed Cyanogenmod through Stock Recovery, my phone hung and I pulled the Battery out. Now it won't turn on. Download and Recovery are not working.
[Off-topic] cs098:
Yeah I agree, alot of them ARE stupid, but not funny or way too tedious before the punch line can be delivered, then again its the STUPIDEST tech questions ever asked not the funniest.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Like the post above yours...WTF is that saying?

On and on all day long.
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
(Attempting to revive this thread)

Anyways this isn't exactly a stupid question but a typo he made, made it look like a stupid 1 (I knew what he meant though but anyways)

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[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Odp: Stupidest Tech Questions You've Ever Been Asked.

The hell? I don't see on 720x1280 resolution :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
A resolution higher than the resolution of the image wouldn't improve the quality of the picture however a lower resolution would reduce the quality and it looks fine on my 240x320 resolution screen so I don't understand your stance

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[Off-topic] TheShade007:
LOL/// yeah.. nice one...
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
Try Ctrl + W
[Off-topic] slaphead20:
....18 months ago....here on xda

Sgs1 owner: I installed the ported S2 camera onto my S1, why won't the flash work?

Me:.....on....the.....floor....tears....of......laughter! :D

In case you don't know, sgs1 had no flash!
[Off-topic] ohyeahar:
Know Ctrl + Shift + T before trying that.
[Off-topic] saywhatt:
What's GAPPS? i only found google apps.

-my friend tryna flash cm9

Sent from my S2 which is awesome
[Off-topic] Theshawty:
"I don't need an antivirus since Macs are immune against that, right?"
[Off-topic] wuby:
From IRC:

guy1: How much should i give my sister for unzipping?

guy2: um, 10bucks?

guy1: No, i mean, WinZip?
[Off-topic] octavious19:
Why does this rom suck so much?
[Off-topic] gagdude:
That's the definition of oblivious.
[Off-topic] youngshredder:
What's your BlackBerry can do?
[Off-topic] wuby:
It can suck.
[Off-topic] FromiOSToAndroid:
Is that an iPhone?(Points at the the Galaxy S2)

No its a Galaxy S2

Oh

Its better than an iPhone

No! It can't be! iPhones are the best!
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
I have seen many friends give there iPods and iphones just to jailbreak them
[Off-topic] FrankyDoodle:
How do I get iOS on my Galaxy Nexus?

Really? wtf....
[Off-topic] Crisisx1:
Lmfaooo
[Off-topic] dualmaxi:
where is remote for my phone.

lulz
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Hey skinny where can I get a TB of ram? :D LOL THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!! :victory:

Also trying to tell iphone users that android is better I don't even bother cause they are all hypnotized.. I don't bother..

Here is one not so much stupid but had me scratching my head and thinking WHY?!?!?!

Ok so when I was in class last semester I met this older guy in a group project he is nice and what not. He randomly calls me to set up his new electronics which he buys, like tv and computer stuff and what not. ( I usually get 15-30 bucks) anyway here :

He calls Me: Hey can you come set up my wifi printer to my new verizon hotspot and computer.

Me: Sure why not..

*Drive over there

Him: I am considering cancelling my quest dsl for this verizon hotspot capped with 4gb (me wanting to ask him why and tell them that is a bad idea) but he doesn't listen..

Me: Ok so you want me to connect your wifi printer through your hotspot and keep your wifi through quest on the wifi printer as well.

Him: yes

ME: ok very easily to set up, get through it no problem but what is annoying is that he has to switch what wifi is on, on the printer itself.

I am still thinking why get capped internet for more money a month and why on earth do u want your printer connected to both networks :confused::confused:
[Off-topic] chris170569:
This is not tec related but still really funny.

I used to work security at stena line in Belfast. The HSS (fast ferry), was about 3 to 4 feet from docking. It several stories high. Was standing watching it reverse onto its berth when this guy came up to me and asked me if the boat was in yet.
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Works on a laptop too if you click both onboard mouse buttons.

If you click both buttons while anywhere else you'll get the same scroll slider you get from a normal mouse with a center wheel.
[Off-topic] FrankyDoodle:
Not tech related nor a question.
[Off-topic] ShadowCodeGaming:
It is driving me potty xD

Verstuurd van mijn HTC Desire X met Tapatalk
[Off-topic] geekygirl74:
Today my niece, who has a BA in Finance/Economics and manages a high end retail store, called me up to ask me about a decent priced laptop she'd seen online. So I hop online and check it out, I asked a few probing questions because she couldn't be arsed to send me a link, so I go does it have Windows 8, she pauses and says, "Wait, does that come with the computers now, I thought I'd have to buy it." At that point I cracked up, but could have forgiven her ignorance because she has only really ever used Macs and my laptop from time to time. But she compounded it by saying, " Oh, wait is that the OS, you have to buy those separately right?" At that point I told her that I was so happy she gave me some cannon fodder and I was going to post this one here.
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
I now see what u guys mean

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[Off-topic] SacGuru:
Maybe the next logical step in the progression of this thread should be to open another thread linked to this one, where anybody who would like to crib about the degradation in the quality of posts on this thread, can. Just so all of us who feel the thread isn't funny enough for them (when the very title of the thread does not ask for it to be funny), that it isn't 'what it used to be' (do point out the golden era though, hard to find out in between 1400 posts) or that the thread goes off topic from the material asked for by the OP (although ignoring it went off topic in the very first reply), can post in that second thread in peace instead of wasting space on this thread, going way off topic, writing huge replies filled with very generically-pointed though possibly well meant criticisms, as I have just done.

No offense anybody, I just really do not get whiners.

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[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Not a question, but amzi911's comment on qbking77's 4.2.2 review video.

Sent from my Nexus 4/Nexus 7
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
An easier route would be to rate posts based on funnyness

Meh.....4/10

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[Off-topic] Gogeta:
This isn't stupid .....

But I want to kill him:mad::mad:

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2148231

wanna thank xda? here
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
A good idea Ting...now that's thinking!

:good:
[Off-topic] Deadly:
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[Off-topic] bbrad:
Lol look at my post
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
6/10 that guy thinks people are just waiting around to spoon feed

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[Off-topic] domini99:
ultra-noob off the year.

(ps, im an arc s user, who succeeded doing all the things he eerrmm.. asked. if he was nice i helped him)

Sent from my sending thing..

and just in case, banned with my banana
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
Faith in this thread.... restored!
[Off-topic] SacGuru:
Understandably you might be new to sarcasm in general :D

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[Off-topic] kofiaa:
Honestly, he deserves noob of the month and a nomination for the year.
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Hey all again, My tab is still an ipad to them qst graders...

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[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
The legendary noob of the year thread has been deleted :(
[Off-topic] cs098:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
I understand.

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[Off-topic] :
Most $hitty news of the year
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
No....no..... NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[Off-topic] TingTingin:
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[Off-topic] bbrad:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE THREAD WHY COULDNT THE MODS JUST LOCK IT AHHHH
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
Too bad XDA app doesn't have some, cache thread option for offline reading.. XD
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
Thanked by TingTingin

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[Off-topic] Thin_Bezel:
What was that famous deleted thread about? :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] billyts14:
how does a keyboard could type something on a screen:confused:?:silly:
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
The biggest noob in xda history

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[Off-topic] TingTingin:
FTFY :rolleyes:

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