yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
My response would have been "7....at dot com."

-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
"I made a writing error, should I use typ-ex to undo it?"

Seniors and computers....
[Off-topic] _Variable:
My friend thought that the toyota vios in her driving school was a honda civic :p
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Starring me.

I thought i can root my ics tab using gingerbreak. x)
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Epic fail... RZ.. I didn't expected this from you... read first post of this page:eek::eek::p:p:D:D

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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
A mobile conversation i had 2 days back.. :|

Friend - Hey I cannot uninstall my Adobe Photoshop.

Me - Why?

Frnd - It doesn't show up in the Add/Remove list in control panel.

Me - Ok, try using CCleaner to see if it shows up in that list.

Frnd - Ok.

*After 5 mins*

Frnd - Doesn't show up here either.

Me - Was it an installer or a portable setup?

Frnd - Don't know, i just downloaded it and used it.

Me - I mean, did you install it or just unrar it and use it?

Frnd - I think I unrar'ed it but now i want to remove it but it doesn't show up on the list. I think it's a virus..

Me - Just delete the folder and it'll be gone.

Frnd - Are you crazy, I have a virus. Virus doesn't go away by deleting folders!

Me - (-_-), It's not a virus, it's supposed to be like this. Just delete it.

Frnd - Will you help me seriously?

Me - Ok.. I was just kidding, it's is a virus, format your entire PC.. XD

Frnd - Will that remove the virus?

Me - Yes definitely!

Frnd Thanks!

(Yes, i can be a jerk sometimes.. :laugh:)
[Off-topic] Asparov:
i think he can! :laugh:
[Off-topic] mani1999:
lol:D
[Off-topic] _Variable:
真中海 アプリ 押す度品
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
ماذا تعني؟

lol
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
English only on XDA

Rhas Al Ghul is dead
[Off-topic] mani1999:
Does that not exist in English?
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
Yes it does. I was just saying ماذا تعني؟ to my brother the other day. But my mother overheard me and slapped me.
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
I was just asked if I could fix the resolution on an iPod touch 2g to have a "retina" screen like the 4th gen
[Off-topic] vizzy:
I once got asked this, I told him to jailbreak his iPhone and install a 'wallpapers HD' app and then restart his phone.
[Off-topic] arbrib86:
Lol at iphone wallpapers :P .Remembers me of a friend of mine,when he got his new iphone 4:

Fr: Look,I got this new iphone,its amazing,apple is an amazing company man,they make this new amazing iphone,on which you can even change your wallpaper as you wish...

Me: You can what?My phone (htc hd2) could do that years ago...And I can even change my OS as I wish...

Fr:Wow,you can change your OS?Cool...Whats an OS anyway?
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
XD I should call that person and be like hey, I found a fix for it hahahahahaha
[Off-topic] iammtxd:
Can I root my iPhone?

OR

Can I jailbreak my S2?
[Off-topic] ScatteredHell:
Yesterday a friend of mine who have a Mini pro, came to upgrade to official ICS. when I upgrading it via flashtool he asked wtf u doing, it takes long time.(approximately about 2 mins after) are u gonna damage my phone?

I was at my highest limit that time.

Fortunately he said sorry
[Off-topic] _Variable:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2070040
[Off-topic] iammtxd:
I laughed so hard :p:):mad::banghead:

Sorry for my bad English.

Sent from my LG-P500
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
I second that. Made my day lol.

Not a question, but still funny:

Friend: OMG OMG I've been hacked! I've lost all my email

Me: OK, try the forgot my password option.

F: Ok *goes through all the steps*

F: *tries to login again * OMFG YES IM A MASTER HACKER, BOW DOWN *****ES (his actual words xD)

Me: Idiot you just turned Caps Lock off.

F: Oh.

Sent from my iPhone beating Desire HD
[Off-topic] imjustafq:
what is root?
[Off-topic] iammtxd:
That's funny too:laugh:
[Off-topic] 74M3NUMB3RS:
how to shut down the computer? -mom

how to use the camera -mom

yeah my mom is not used to modern tech...so...yeah.

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[Off-topic] lovey08:
Use to work for customer service and a customer asked this...

Me: Okay sir is there anything else? (After fixing the phone)

Cust: Yeah tell me if my phone sa "WEEFI"

Me: Can you reapeat that sir?

Cust: Yeah a friend of mine asked me the WEEFI... W-E-E-F-I (he spelled it out)

Me: Oh you mean "WIFI"

Cust: Yeah! Yeah! That!

Me: Unfortunetly sir no it doesnt…

Cust: Okay… (Hung up the phone)

Uhh…:D
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
Hearing it called Walrus was always my favorite...
[Off-topic] joebarthib77:
Running a game without inserting its disk

I have a very old story but still makes me laugh.

A friend of my father's asked me in 1990 why his chess game wouldn't run. He was about 50 years old. I asked him to show me. He sat in front of the computer (an Amstrad PCW), turned it on. When the pcw had booted, he told me: 'look, at the back of the game box, they say that to run the game, I have to type RUN"CHESS but when I do so the computer says the program cannot be found.

When I told him that he had to insert the disc, otherwise the computer couldn't find the game files, he simply couldn't understand this, no kidding!!!
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
OK. I just got stunned today.

Went to a mall and was looking through a large promotional Windows 8/Lumia Setup in the center of the mall.

Was checking out the Lumia 920 (Real fluid UI though), this guy walks up to me and says

"Is this iPhone 4s or 5?"
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
I think iOS users are looking for a change in scenery, because it is so boring.
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
He was hitting on you. LOL
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Ya never know these dayz! :p

Starting to lose it.

I was cussing myself because I couldn't remember what I did with a new motherboard I wanted to install.

Then I looked down at the case and to my surprise noticed that I had already installed the damn thing.

Brain must be full.
[Off-topic] _Variable:
How small is the motherboard to not see it?
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
You must be blessed with youth.

I.am cursed with age.
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
Wow since the day i subscribed to this thread i've been exposed to stupidity.

This time it's on me! v_v

The net wasn't working and the landline was dead on Saturday.

I checked the phone unit's receiver cable, the splitter, splitter to modem wires, the main line to the splitter unit. Everything was fix in!

I even went down to check the main line once if my port was loose.

That was fix too!

So

Registered a complaint to the subscriber.

Was told someone would come on Monday as Sunday is non-working.

Monday morning he comes in and checks around.

Apparently the line from the splitter into the phone unit was out.

I can't believe how i missed that one!

I just stood there embarrassed as he went on thinking what a noob i am! :/
[Off-topic] Nbsss:
Mum: Why were you looking up cookie recipes yesterday?

Me: ....What

Mum: I found a folder called Cookies, it wasn't there before and i didn't make it

Me: oh.........it was meant to be a surprise....

"If you can't beat them, join them"
[Off-topic] :
The joke is on me this time.

I took my sisters galaxy mini to take a peek at touchwiz. It wouldn't come on. I tried to boot it into recovery mode but it still wouldn't... :(

My sister came..

I asked her why it isn't booting into recovery...?

She told that the battery is empty.. :(

And that i could only use the phone after charging... :(
[Off-topic] ohyeahar:
This reminds me of something that happened in highschool…

It was 1999 and I was some sort of computer class where we learned to code in Visual Basic. Anyway, the teacher was absent and we had a substitute. The sub was an old guy in his 50s and didn’t know anything about computers. So he just told us to study amongst ourselves.

I had a game (I think it was King of Fighters) on a floppy that I brought with me. So I stuck it in and copied the files over since I’d rather run the game off the HDD than the floppy.

I was playing the game when the sub spotted my monitor. I quickly Alt-Tab out but it was too late. He came over and said “No games!” and then he pushed the button on the PC to eject my floppy. He then walked away convinced that he put an end to my gaming by taking away the floppy.

I shrugged and Alt-Tab back to the game afterwards.
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
Lol..

I used to do the same but with Mortal Kombat IV (more gory :p)
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
"Why doesn't Facebook work? You blocked it, didnt you?!"

Completely failing to notice the non-attached LANcable and accompanying "no connection" error, of course. :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] Atrizzain:
Some idiot asked if you could turn a single core phone processor into a dual. Lmao
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
Hahah i heard that one he also said what if i take out the other phones dual core and put into his phone. LOL XD
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Yep, i also saw that.
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
LOL a big *FACEPALM* to that guy
[Off-topic] veeman:
Idiots. Idiots everywhere.

Sent from my Nexus 7
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
Come on veeman give that guy a break he must be a total rookie on android
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
This is the stupidest question thread remember?
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
*facepalm*
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
You guys do know that you CAN make a dual core processor out of a single core processor don't you??? You have to divide the processor into halves. You will get better performance than a single core, but not as fast as a dual core. But it does yield nominal performance improvement.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Virtual cores aren't real ones. Not that that needed saying.
[Off-topic] jootanen:
You mean cutting it half with knife?

Sent from my GT-I9100 using 2nd ROM
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
No. There's an app in the play store you can get. I can't remember the name of it.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Definitely belongs here.
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Root a thread
[Off-topic] jootanen:
lol :D "can i make my single core to dual core if i cut it half with knife?"

Sent from my GT-I9100 using 2nd ROM
[Off-topic] :
Yeah you can if you want to tear down the phone and give superuser permission to brick.... :) :D:p

PS: You'll need a really strong knife. LOL. Good luck ;) :) :D :P
[Off-topic] DanceOff:
In my school with my dumb friend well its a story by the way

Friend : android sucks and my Samsung is better than your htc(He has a corby lol)

Me: GTFO man you have no right to survive! I can do anything with Android what you can do is call and text!

Friend : No I can also change wallpapers add widgets play games

Me : What games? Java hehe and wallpapers? I can change rom! Oh wait I can even compile and cook Em

Friend : What's rom?? Firmware?! I get it! Samsung makes it you can't and don't freaking troll me you can buy firmware in nehru place(market)!!!!

Me: Oh you're right bye!
[Off-topic] :
Lol. Hes a dumbass
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Lawl
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
^Oh god that font :eek: Is that Papyrus? :eek:

Grandpa strikes again... Calls me this morning about how his mouse won't work anymore. Thing is, he has a wireless one, so I figured he's just forgotten to plug it in the charger again. Nuh-uh.

He was using his home phone as a mouse.
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Poor grandpa. Lol.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
He's either got a giant wireless mouse or the smallest home phone. Not sure which.
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Its called Rosemary.

Pretty much the only thing ive customized aside from my homescreen.
[Off-topic] NelsonTheMoron:
Not sure if you would even consider this tech-related.

Friend: "What's wrong with my phone? I cannot call anyone right now."

Me: *Checks phone....saw that it was off. Slaps friend.*

Friend: "Oh. How come my phone is slow and dies fast?"

Me: "What do you do with the phone? And how do you exit out of your programs?"

Friend: "Play games and use the internet to look up random things. I just hit the home button. Today, I was playing 5 different games in class, all of them were lagging. Afterwards, I went on the internet."

Me: "Uhh...yeah...maybe you should throw your phone to the wall and it will go faster and last longer! (sarcastic)"

Friend: "OK! *Actually throws it to the wall with full force*. Hey, what's wrong with my phone now? There's this huge crack on the screen that was never there and it won't turn on anymore."

I just walked away after this because the last thing was just really stupid.
[Off-topic] NelsonTheMoron:
Yeah...my friend is extremely stupid.
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
I just want to give you a *thanks*.
[Off-topic] Deadly:
+1 on that

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[Off-topic] HereBeMonsters:
You guys might like my blog: http://idiotsruinmylife.blogspot.co.uk
[Off-topic] mani1999:
One can't really tell if someone is stupid....even if it seems to be so obvious
[Off-topic] matgras:
i didnt knew that there are so much idiots on this planet :D

sony xperia ray stock rom ics 4.0.4 not rooted
[Off-topic] dagger:
once a guy asked me that whether flashing roms means flashing your phone's flashlight on it...:D

all right... all right...

i know its not that funny but its the only one that i had..

sent from my phone using hands and brain...
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
One: You don't have 10 posts. GTFO of Off Topic.

Two: Self promotion is generally disliked on xda. Read before you post.

The Corner approves..

That thanks button ain't gonna push itself!
[Off-topic] deepsagarj:
recently my friend was asking me if rooting his phone would increase his ram from 512mb to 768mb
[Off-topic] HereBeMonsters:
Interesting you see it as self-promotion. I thought it was entirely relevant - it's not like I make any money from the blog, it's just a place to put stories which are exactly like ones which have been posted in this thread. If you'd prefer me to copy and paste them from there, I can.

Secondly, why does it matter how many posts I have? I've been a member on here far longer than you, by the looks of things. No need to be so rude.
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Yup. And if you root it, your device will make you breakfast in bed :rolleyes:;)

The Corner approves..

That thanks button ain't gonna push itself!

You just clicked this cause its hidden didn't you?
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Well, the rules says that...

XDA shouldn't be used to promote your personal sites.. why not read rules once again?

Also, about your post count..

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1773593

Read that once.. may be he was a bit aggressive in words for you.. but people who don't read rules and are members from long time still.. might have caused it?

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[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
I wish we still had the thanks button..

And to the guy who posted (HereBeMonsters) I may have been a member for less time than you, but what have you done in that time? You've got 7 posts; I have 2168.

I read the rules and follow them; you don't.

The Corner approves..

That thanks button ain't gonna push itself!

You just clicked this cause its hidden didn't you?
[Off-topic] XxLordxX:
I think the stupidest was when I was travelling and my friend had a Sony camera which takes photo a little slow... Then he asked me:

"Nick can you make my camera faster?"

That's pretty stupid, well, at least he doesn't want to do anything about computers lol, he wants medicine so I cant say he's stupid, but still the question is...

"The past is dead, it was all just a dream..." - Magus (Chrono Trigger)
[Off-topic] HereBeMonsters:
Wow. Have a round of applause. Are all of your posts this ridiculously condescending?
[Off-topic] vbhtt:
Removed due to an error
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
I'm gonna leave it at that :thumbup::D

The Corner approves..

That thanks button ain't gonna push itself!

You just clicked this cause its hidden didn't you?
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
Attempt at meme fail due to poor English.
[Off-topic] vbhtt:
Fixed it.. sorry

View attachment 1613635

Sent from my bowl of jelly!
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Not at all a tech question or anything.. its not a post.. so didn't post in funny post thread..

I just got this pm.. lmao!

Notice my app sig of this post..:D

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[Off-topic] thebeastglasser:
Was selling one of my old phones on Ebay, it's got a stock rooted build and all that. And I get these two questions from the same guy.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Tell him it'll have 5.0 and edit the build.prop to reflect that. Then send him a screen shot of the about phone. Lulz will ensue.
[Off-topic] KRAZYADROIDMASTER:
Is that a KINDLE FIRE. :eek:

I have a NEXUS 7 :D

DEVICES:

NEXUS 7 32GB STOCK

(NO ROOT)

T-MOBIL LG G2X (LG-P999)

STOCK (ROOTED)
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Can my iPhone run android?

Or

Can I run a custom ROM on my iPhone 5?

R'as Al Ghul is dead
[Off-topic] thakrew317:
Of course it can :) haha
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
GTFO nub.
[Off-topic] Hidden Username:
The Samsung store is very close(In front) of the iSheep store in my city. I got kicked out of the Apple store twice because I trolled their iCrapbooks with Windows 7 wallpapers :P
[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Can I install Apple Maps on my droid?

R'as Al Ghul is dead
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
I don't know which part is more stupid.

Wanting to install Apple Maps on a droid?

Or

Wanting to Install Apple Maps!!!! :D

Sent.... just sent!!
[Off-topic] _Variable:
The latter.
[Off-topic] jnewman1991:
The iPhone 3G (I think it was that one or maybe the 3GS) actually had Android on it at one point. It didn't work too well, but you could do it.
[Off-topic] Hidden Username:
It did not work at all. Only the speaker worked, no bluetooth, no wifi and HORRIBLY laggy

I tried that on my iPhone 3G once

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Happened at Tim Hortons today:

Guy: Hey, that's a cool Tablet!

Me: Yup, it's an Android tablet

Guy: Nevermind then, must be laggy

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Y U NO UNDERSTAND MY TAB NO LAG?
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
Lol its like everyone is still living in the ol gingerbread days
[Off-topic] abnah:
Dad: "How do I change the wallpaper on my new phone (It's an Galaxy S2, btw)"

Me: "Long press the home screen, and select wallpaper."

Dad: "Home screen?"

Me: "..." *Turns around and leaves room.*
[Off-topic] iKoolkid:
How do you close the internet, and some guy in my school asked, how do you fix the internet, every time I open it it loads up to a page, but not the page I want, and how do I like, see webpages?

Check out the Hellybean nightlies Here and here and the Devil Kernel for ICS here and Jelly Bean here for the Galaxy S and variants.
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Many of these are indeed dumb questions, but in some of these situations a few of you are just straight being dicks =p
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Depends on which side of the question you're on. I don't mind teaching someone something that they don't know (how else are they going to learn) but some things are just common sense. Which is funny since so few people have it.
[Off-topic] abnah:
And I'm proud of it! :D :victory:
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Yeah, but the people treating their tech challenged family members like idiots is strictly dickly.

Brought to you by the letters "M" "I" "U" "I"
[Off-topic] ross231:
Look in the attachment.

If you think this is fake, a link is available.
[Off-topic] thebeastglasser:
So today I went to a supermarket where they know me just a little too well. And while I was ready to check out the terminal suddenly broke down with an unknown error.

A moment later the manager comes over to see if he can do something. Immediately he looks at me and with an exasperated sigh says... "Please tell me you didn't root it."
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
All your checkout are belong to me.
[Off-topic] mtbrgeek:
im desktop tech at a college.. so i have HUNDREDS of these...

but the one that comes to mind is.....

User hands me laptop that has clearly been dropped ( hinge is busted, lcd cracked, keyboard popped out, chasis clearly broken)

User: it fell out of my hands onto the desk

( this is where i give the user my best " YeaRight" look

Me: OK well, we can get ahold of purchasing to look into getting you a new one.

User: why do we have to do that cant we just fix it?

Me: well, im sure we could but i know the costs to repair are going to be more than the laptop is worth...

User pulls out a laptop straight out of Hackers... i386 windows 95 ... IT HAS A HANDLE!!!!!!

User: well, cant we just take parts from this to make the broken one work?

........

My supervisor had to take over the situation as i couldnt stop laughing.... ( may not be funny to you but it still puts a smile on my face)
[Off-topic] digital box:
Please post more!
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Not a question, but my dad once sent me a message(I was at school):

"You left your phone home"

Oh tell me more father!

Sent from my premium Mercedes
[Off-topic] failure_2_win:
My english teacher asked me "How do you use this touch screen?" She was trying to use the school computer cart which had a touchscreen.
[Off-topic] saywhatt:
"Nice bootanimation! Where did you get that?! I want one! I want mine to go like 3 minutes"

**i was stuck at bootloop

Sent from my S2 which is awesome
[Off-topic] RootTheMachine:
My mom with her new iPhone:

"How do you get siri to shut up? She won't stop talking to me!"

Sent from a jelly bean
[Off-topic] usaff22:
...

me: Yes, I used to use CS5 but now I use Elements (to someone)

random person: Wow that's so crap! I use CS8!

me: ***Facepalm×∞***
[Off-topic] cascabel:
"What's the best rom for my phone?" -me when i first joined xda :D

And no, i didn't create a thread for that. :p

Edit: oh. A question i was asked. Sorry about that. :D
[Off-topic] iok1:
Girl i know: iPhone is so much better than Android, iPhone 4s has 2 processor cores!

Me: pfft, most new Android phones come with 4 cores

Her: *silence and walks, away*

Sent from my jelly bean
[Off-topic] Khaaaan:
"My computer says I have 74 virus's?" - my uncle

A fake Av as expected
[Off-topic] Georges2251:
"Is Google Earth a planet?"
[Off-topic] Hidden Username:
Nah they are just ignorant Apple Sheep. Till now, I have not got my dad to stop saying "Can you go get the iPad?" For god's sake its an Asus Transformer Tablet not a goddamn iPad -_-
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Undercover salesman me thinks...
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
How it would end if it was me:

If: Did you buy a chinese tablet? Idiot

Me: It's Nexus 7, Google's flagship tablet, made by ASUS.

If: It sucks, go and buy a real tablet, like ipad mini.

Me: You wanna fight?

lol

Wysyłane z mojego Nexus 7 za pomocą Tapatalk 2
[Off-topic] deepsagarj:
he should be hanged to death for calling nexus 7 a Chinese ripoff of the ipad mini
[Off-topic] Montoyatok:
Not a question but....

My brother is building his first PC and I caught him trying to put RAM in the PCI slots
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Lol.

AW MAH PHIOKINH GAWD! I LIKE TRAINS KID <333333
[Off-topic] melvinchng:
Mum to brother:

Don't enable WiFi, enable it when you need it. It will costs you a lot of money... XD

Accidentally sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note 2
[Off-topic] Thin_Bezel:
What is the best rom/kernel??? Gosh I hate that question
[Off-topic] GeekyNitz:
"Does wifi need 3g to work?"

Dafuq.

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Hahahahahahahahaha hilarious
[Off-topic] Thin_Bezel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdIWKytq_q4&feature=youtube_gdata_player it just make my day everday
[Off-topic] beanboy89:
This happened to me at work today.

Customer: (Holding a case found in the clearance section for a Vizio tablet) Will this case work with my tablet?

Me: What kind of tablet do you have?

Customer: It's called an Ice Cream Sandwich tablet.

Me: What kind of Ice Cream Sandwich tablet?

Customer: It's called Ice Cream Sandwich.

Me: Ice Cream Sandwich is an operating system that runs on the tablet. That's like saying 'I have a Windows Computer.'

Customer: Will this case fit my tablet?

Me: How big is the tablet? 7"? 10"?

Customer: I don't know.

*facepalm*