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[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
Grammar Nazi Alert!!!!!!

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Also my mom told me I couldn't have a lock on my phone so I switched it to the slide to unlock and one day she found my phone and said, "Why is there a lock on your phone???!!!".

*fat*** face palm*

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[Off-topic] xmrenegade7:
My girlfriend once asked me "Are Apple and Microsoft the same company just different departments?"

Tbh i didnt even dignify it with a response, although i probably should have.

Funny none the less.
[Off-topic] Deadly:
This is from our q&a section..

He made build.prop edit to make it rooted... by writing "nexus":p:p:p:p:rolleyes::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

Also see this too!

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2024858

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[Off-topic] egps2:
"I won't a new monitor but I don't want to lose all my desktop files, what should I do?" :good:
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
So he basically bricked his phone?

Motorola Photon 4G
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Not even close. All he needs to do is adb push a factory image for his device. But since he is obviously what I call a "techspert" it's a lost cause.
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Nope.. if he can manage to push the right build.prop to system.. he can get it to working...

Well that is if he did that mod only.. seeing that post god knows what else he did.. I could make him cwm flashable zip of build. Prop file.. to replace it.. but I don't use that rom to help him.. mine is a galaxy y duos phone whereas his is y phone . So:(

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[Off-topic] melvinchng:
But editing device name in build prop won't have that issue.... I did changed my device name to nexus to use android 4.2 camera...

Accidentally sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note 2
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Well you missed my first line of second paragraph... I don't know what else he did!! We can only know and guess from what information they give to us..

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[Off-topic] matgras:
shi*t.... i did just changed my qualcomm to an quadcore i7 x :(
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
It was only for phones, not for PC's.
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
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[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Another gem i found on reddit:

http://i.imgur.com/9I2E1.jpg

Motorola Photon 4G
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
My mom did that once. :rolleyes:

Sent from my Kindle Fire

Mock my muffin. I dare you.
[Off-topic] Deadly:
FTFY..

Use img instead of url inside [] when posting pics
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
[][][][][][][][][][][][][][]

Rectangles. :)

Sent from my Kindle Fire

Mock my muffin. I dare you.
[Off-topic] Chris95X8:
My mom was checking out sewing patterns on the PC. She found something she liked but the image was very small. So then... she asked me to give her a magnifying glass so she could see it closely....on the PC..... I was really disappointed...-_-
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Its not called rectangles.. But, "Square brackets" :p

Its better to show [] to make them understand easier than say rectangle :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Why don't you come on over to my yacht, the Love Commander, and check that out for me. I'm not much for tech; I'm more skilled at personal interaction if you know what I mean.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Already my favorite post of the day. I woke up my dog with my laughing...

Sent from my coffee pot.

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Ima gonna go ahead and double post, because I'm still giggling like a retard. Love Commander. Perfect.

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] flipq88:
I remember back in the day when I worked for Comcast's internet service as a rep, some old man called and wanted me to reset his myspace password. I was like "sir we only provide you the internet, I cannot access your passwords for any of your online things". He proceeded to tell me off and call me a dumbass.
[Off-topic] veeman:
Lmao!
[Off-topic] ysoliman:
Me: *showing my friend Google Wallet*

Friend: Woah! That's so cool. Can you put that on my iPhone?

Me: Nope, it's only for some Android phones

Friend: Don't lie to me! There is nothing an iPhone can't do that an Android can!

Me: .... Ohh, I'm sorry. Can I see your phone, I might be able to get it?

Friend *hands over phone*

Me: *takes a look* I'm sorry man, you're getting an ID 10 T error. It affects all iPhone users.
[Off-topic] digital box:
Sadly, apple is making Iwallet, which of course will be seen as revolutionary by iPhone users. Apple users will then proceed to think google wallet is a response to I wallet, a rumor that apple will gladly continue.
[Off-topic] sniper:
"Should I get the iPhone" -my mom this morning....... :banghead:

Click here for custom mods for your E4GT
[Off-topic] shaunnicho:
Mum: how do I log on to Facebook?
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
"How do I take a dump". Found that on XDA and it was my old sig.

Sent from my potatato
[Off-topic] xaccers:
It's OK, in 2015 they're bringing back Microsoft Bob :D
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
False. They are actually combining Microsoft Bob, the Paperclip from Word and Bonzai Buddy into one AI. It will cause mass suicides the likes of which haven't been seen since the Stock Market crash.
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Anyone want to place some exotic bets on whether ME, Vista, or 8 takes top honors for most OS-induced ragequits?
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
When I was doing tech support at Comcast, I had a guy call-in super pissed off his services didn't work... After about 8 minutes of getting cussed and yelled at, I noticed the HR icon on his account... High-Risk caller... so I looked through his notes some, and the last agent had notated that half of his house was without power... This moron gathered up all of his Comcast equipment, brought it to the side of the house with power, and literally had it all hooked to one surge protector not connected to any cable coax outlet... and actually expected it to all work... I then proceeded to treat him like dirt, cancelled his technician visit and told him to call back once he's gotten an electrician to repair his house, and things still don't work... *CLICK*
[Off-topic] FromiOSToAndroid:
This one's from my school:

Friend: Yo man this so sick my iPhone has an HD Camera.

Me: So?

Friend: DUDE that means I can record High Definition 720p VIDEO!! OMG SO EXCITED!! SO CLEAR!! EVEN UR Galaxy S2 Doesnt do that!!

Me: Beeeech please, I have 1080p recordong AND a better 8 Mega Pixel Camera

Friend: Thats it? I got a 50 Mega Pixel on my iPhone man!

Me: Where'd you get that from? Its 5 not 50

Friend: Dude ur just jealous I just checked the Apple website

Me: See it again

Friend: **Doesn't reply cause he got owned :P**
[Off-topic] PoorCollegeGuy:
My favorite all time.

*takes place after a fresh install of Windows 7*

Friend: Are my Windows Updates installing correctly?

Me: *looks at screen, where Windows Update is open in a window saying updates installed correctly* ...no.
[Off-topic] kylec:
Helping my friend install a program a few years back.

Friend: Ok, now read me the serial number.

Me: ok. 1234 "dash" 5678.... etc.

Friend: Is dash a full stop or the squiggly minus sign?

Me: Oh dear. Just read the numbers yourself
[Off-topic] Eternalty:
My sister in law trying to install an app

"What do I push?"

Me: install

"Do I agree and install?"

Sarcastically I said no

"How do I do this???"

Sent from Team Pirate
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
:mad: No! Rectangles! :mad:

Sent from my Kindle Fire

Mock my muffin. I dare you.
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
I am on the xda app, so for me it doesnt make a difference.

Motorola Photon 4G
[Off-topic] Pennycake:
My mum still doesn't understand how the file-system on her computer works and will call me and ask me to help her find where she saved something. I've shown her how to "search", but that hasn't seemed to help.

I'm just like.... the file system was created by people as an imitation REAL FILES - files that you are old enough to have used, yourself. Kind of like how the "save" icon only makes immediate sense to people old enough to have used floppy disks.

How did you use library card catalogs and get two master's degrees, but can't figure this out ? asdftfffffff

Mom, you're not even old enough to be senile. Stahp.
[Off-topic] tazmaniondvl:
We got a brand new computer on black Friday, I went out to do more shopping while my dad was "trying" to set up the computer. Well I got a call about 20 mins later, my dad seriously asked me how to turn on the computer, he said he pushed the power button but nothing was showing up on the screen. HE NEVER PLUGGED THE SCREEN INTO A POWER OUTLET!!! He said there was an extra power cord for the tower.... old people should not mess with computers or cell phones
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
"Why didn't you buy an iPhone 5?"

Must. Not. Get. Violent...
[Off-topic] Omg_Its_Erie:
I hope you dont mind but im gonna steer the conversation to a lil tech talk. Does your tv have insides?:confused:

Lol
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
So what would be the appropriate cutoff age for old people to stop messing around with computers?

Coming from the ground up
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
When it stops making sense to them.
[Off-topic] _Variable:
My mom thinks she cant make calls on an iPhone 4.
[Off-topic] MaRkuS_538:
My friend said: what should I do, my Smartphone isn't booting anymore. I said: Have you enough accu. He said: Ok, you are right.:)

Gesendet von meinem SGS1 using Tapatalk
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Good 1 :)
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Google maps.
[Off-topic] matgras:
it was a joke

sony xperia ray stock rom not rooted :(

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lol

sony xperia ray stock rom not rooted :(
[Off-topic] :
Not really a question but...

My cousin asked to see my gtab 2.0 7 inch... After about 15 minutes he says, " thanks for letting me see it... I really like the size of it...I think I am going to buy an iPad mini now!" *face palm*
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
Brought my computer to school today and was showing off Ubuntu and this guy comes up to me and says, "Is that Windows 7?"

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[Off-topic] Terrafirma91:
I work at a Staples and I've gotten everything from

"Is this mouse pad compatible with my mouse? "

To

" Why isn't this mouse working?" (as the man was holding it upside down.

Also I love the daily search for "ubs cables"
[Off-topic] _Variable:
LOLWAT!?? too funny.. :D
[Off-topic] veeman:
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=35170661

Sent from my Nexus 7

Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
[Off-topic] _Variable:
That's nuts
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
Need some help with BBCode for your Sig? LMAO
[Off-topic] Deadly:
OmG!!

Ella you got a pm;)

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[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
I've been asked about 10 times about my note 10.1 if its the new iPad

If someone asks me that again, I swear I'll flip my lid
[Off-topic] cascabel:
is that the new ipad??? :shocked: :eek:
[Off-topic] veeman:
Yes. And my Nexus 7 is actually an iPad Mini.

Sent from my Nexus 7

Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
[Off-topic] _Variable:
And my LG Optimus ME is just called an "LG"
[Off-topic] veeman:
I thought Optimus ME was code for Nexus 4.

Sent from my Nexus 7

Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
[Off-topic] _Variable:
O_O WTF.
[Off-topic] AtoZ0to9:
Nah man... Optimus Prime gets parkinson's in the next movie, and his long lost cousin, Optimus ME has to defend the world...
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
*Slowly readies sniper*

You wanna say that again?
[Off-topic] Deadly:
**uses bullet proof shield and ducks for safety**

Is that an ipad?:confused:

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[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
+1

*Takes out my shotgun*
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
*arms nuke*

ask me again ifits an iPad, I dare you...

:D
[Off-topic] Deadly:
/me comes from behind..

**draws a sword**

Slayed..:eek::eek:

/me comes from behind again.. sees nuke in hand!!:eek::eek:

**ducks back and doesn't look back again **

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[Off-topic] NiCk.JaY:
My uncle on seeing my Desire HD two years ago:

"Is this an iPad?" No really!
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
good.

Now I ask you again; is it an iPad?

Desire HD? Looking like an iPad? Is your uncle blind??
[Off-topic] NiCk.JaY:
Lol, iPad was just launched around that time and he didn't have any idea how it looked or what it meant, just heard the name. So seeing a big screen phone (yeah, 2 years ago DHD was considered big), an iPad was his best guess :p
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
LOL DHD is considered "small"nowadays XD
[Off-topic] acoogafosheeyas:
my friend had a sticky key on his keyboard and asked me if a disk defrag would fix the problem
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
Not even a question but the biggest fail I have ever seenView attachment 1549621

Read #2

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[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
*Le me copying some files to my friend's PC

Me: Why does it copy so slowly?

Friend: Maybe because you have so long USB cable.

Me: Facepalm
[Off-topic] NiCk.JaY:
Hahahahahahaha lol
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Both your questions were stupid. If you didn't immediately realize why it was slow to copy you're almost as bad as he is.
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Lulz:rolleyes:

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[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Finally figured out why it copied so slowly. The system was 8 years old, and the PC har like 1 GHz and 1 GB RAM.
[Off-topic] Deadly:
And you figured it out now?:eek::eek::eek:

xobX... you were so right...!

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[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
BZZZT. The files copied slow because it had USB 1.0 also known as snail-wire.
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2037816
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Thread title says : " 14 status bar Toggles for default stock rom with green icons(flash light bug fixed)"

Duh!! They don't read first page.. fine.. atleast title?

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[Off-topic] matgras:
try putting ubuntu on it

sony xperia ray stock rom not rooted :(
[Off-topic] hisname:
LOL, someone ask whether can we have android on iphone on XDA.

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2041085
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
Its already been done for the iPhone and iPod touch

Sparx639
[Off-topic] enzofear:
A friend of mine, long time ago asked me if his pc could get viruses through the ethernet cable, i really laughed hard at him
[Off-topic] Mike_NZ:
Years ago, just to see what would happen, I set all the colours on a VAX station to be the same - all text, borders, pointer border, pointer background, etc. - the answer should have been obvious, but I had to try it anyway.

It turns out these settings were persistent through anything short of a VMS re-install, which the support team refused to do (once they'd finished laughing).

Should any of you ever need the information, you can also recover from this situation with the aid of another identical workstation, a lot of clear desk space and a ruler.
[Off-topic] Slender Troll:
Vax station?

Outdated yet young Motorola Photon 4G
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
T-Mobile sgh t989 forum. I mean, come on, how can you not know what's wrong. O.o

"Hello.

I am getting an error then i'm trying to run asphalt 6 and dungeon hunter 3 and other games. "You do not have enough available space on your memory card to install the game. You need to delete 993 MB from your applications (videos, images)."

Can anyone help me, Please?"
[Off-topic] -Falco:
"Why are you on YouTube when you don't have anti-virus, you're going to get a virus."

I fought with my mom for hours on how I know that you can't get a virus from YouTube you can only get a virus from a link on YouTube and how I'm not stupid and know how to not get a virus on my computer. And mind you this is a fresh boot of Linux Ubuntu 11. Longest argument ever.

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Samsung galaxy s2

Rom: Jedi knight 6

kernel: Jedi kernel 2

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[Off-topic] -DarkKnight-:
Which is better, BMW or Honda.... *facepalm*
[Off-topic] 00_MACKIE_00:
I helped a friend set up her do it yourself install for her cable internet service. She attempted to hook her pc up to the router but really just took a phone cord from the 56k modem and plugged it into the port on the router. :laugh:

I also received a question at work one day asking if we turn the website off at the end of the work day.
[Off-topic] veeman:
BMW Isetta.

Sent from my Nexus 7

Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
[Off-topic] Rehnbergz:
I've heard these quite many times

"How do you press play?" :)
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
"Where's the 'off' button? I only have an 'on' button."

*sigh*
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
Can you fix this? Hands me one of these

Sparx639
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Change request

Can we change this thread to "Stupidest tech questions you've ever asked?"

If not That's Ok
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
No.
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
And expose my ignorance!? NEVER!!
[Off-topic] Mike_NZ:
Like an overgrown PC, but running the VMS OS (look it up, youngster :) ) - they were common in environments that needed serious computing power on the desktop (eg., multiple windows, heavy maths processing, etc.) and were normally configured as peer members of a VAX cluster consisting of the VAX Stations and one or more VAX mainframes - the PCs of the time just weren't up the job (a 486 with 512M of RAM was near top of the line).

Such workstations have been pretty much replaced in most situations now that PCs have acquired the necessary grunt and memory to take over the work and the client/server model for software has been developed and improved over time.
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Aaaa-haaaaaa :cool:

So there are two sides to every story...
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Nope... actually 3 sides..

Yours, theirs, and the true story;)

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Yes!

More than true...

:o
[Off-topic] egps2:
I've seen people seriously ask about data recovery from messes like these!
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
Me too. Even one that had clearly involved explosives....
[Off-topic] MaartenXDA:
"What's a root" -__-
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
A part of a plant. The kind you put in the groud and then proceed to trip over. :p Tell ' em that :p
[Off-topic] _Variable:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1838072

"ICS 4.1.1"
[Off-topic] tangosierra_:
Tell him "its like jailbreaking".

:DDD
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
Ikr, I mean even if they don't know anything, they could at least be sensible

Sparx639
[Off-topic] db4d1988:
"Is this a coffee cup holder?" ~ pointing at the DVD-Rom drive.
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
I asked my friend if he know how to root Android, he said: Yeah, go into settings.
[Off-topic] leezrd:
Well first at&t gave me a nano sim for iPhone for my galaxy s3. Get correct sim after card keeps coming loose and telling me I need to buy adapter for sim to mini sim. Next she sees phone boot up and says.. "is your phone jail... " me-"jail broken?". She says "yes jail broken" I tell her "I can not tell a lie it isn't jail broken" on the way out the door I tell her " jail breaking is for iPhone" keeep in mind I'm running aokp
[Off-topic] powerpoint45:
what's technology?
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
None phone, tab, OS or computer tech related...

As a driver for AAA roadservice in a past life.

I got a chuckle out folks that would pump the gas pedal in a car that is fuel injected.
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
Kind of like people who pump the buttons when waiting on elevators.
[Off-topic] donrocko77:
I could go on all day..wish I would have seen this earlier..

1. My mom college educated, asks me if the feds are going to come to the house if she watches a Magic Mike torrent..smfh, but when she finds out I could put Photoshop on there all of a sudden she's not concerned..

2. A lady I work for sometimes has me install a printer and do some maintence on her PC.. I'm taking BS programs and toolbars out, of which there were TONS. I go to get rid of the 15 different AOL programs and she says "DONT TOUCH MY AOL! CAUSE THEN I CANT GET ON THE INTERNET!..true story

3. Ow then there's always "if you root my phone will it wipe my data"..smh again

4. I also love "How did you put that file on my phone? You didn't use any wires..

5. The funniest has to be "Can you make my iPhone do that?"

6. "Let me get this straight" "You use water to cool your computer, what if it gets wet?"

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[Off-topic] Thats OK:
...or the people that can't figure out what to do when there automobiles FOB pendant battery dies.
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
I left an Ubuntu installation CD in my CD drive. My son turned off the PC. I was out taking care of errends when my wife sent me this text.

" PC acting weird. It says Ubuntu and I can't log on, wtf"

Lol, gave me a good chuckle. :D
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
Or those who keep pushing the pedestrian light thinking it'll turn green faster... :laugh:

Or those who think yelling, in a sealed car, at the, equally sealed, car in front of you will make it go faster... :laugh:
[Off-topic] Thats OK:
Showed up at a location from a radio call in a tow truck to change a flat tire for a person.

This person opens the trunk removes an unmounted bald tire and says: "here ya go...bout how long will this take?"

:o
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
Good one :thumbup:
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
LOL.
[Off-topic] gagdude:
Found this on another forum

Sent from my Nexus 4
[Off-topic] mtmerrick:
my grandfather was trying to sell his car online. my dad volunteered to help him with craigslist, but when he got an offer i got this call. Keep in mind this is a 75 year old man who has a loose grasp of CDs, DVD's, XP, and Office/Outlook 2000. He really doesn't get USB flash drives. so... yeah.

Grampa: I need your help with gmail

Me: What about it?

G: Well I need to send one.

Me: So....?

G: Well I've barley gotten a hole of E mail. I have no idea how to send a G mail. I don't even know F mail yet!!

I hung up on him.

He called back a few minutes later and I told him the call was dropped, then attempted to help. And after TWO EXCRUCIATING HOURS I managed to get him to comprehend what was going on.
[Off-topic] vj_dustin:
Just subscribing for now.. :D

Sent.... just sent!!
[Off-topic] charlie878:
:confused: +1. :D
[Off-topic] vbhtt:
(The joke is on me this time)

My sister wanted some songs on her BlackBerry, so so I selected the songs on my phone and clicked send (by bluetooth). But when I was pressing 'ok' to accept the songs on the BB, it wouldn't work after pressing many times, so I asked her why it wouldn't work, she asked me to do it again and then replied, "that isn't a touchscreen you dumba**"..

P.S. I have never owned a non-touchscreen phone before.

Sent from my bowl of jelly!
[Off-topic] ppero196:
You poor kid.

I'll sent you Ericsson T65 so you can feel the old phones.
[Off-topic] matgras:
my first phone was an nokia 1100,

still une of the best phones :)

sony xperia ray stock rom not rooted :(
[Off-topic] ShadowLea:
"Why can't I install this game?" User on SWforums regarding Kotor2 on W8

Yea, I'm done. We have about 3.000 threads about it not working on W7, what makes them think 8 would be any better?
[Off-topic] mani1999:
My father asked me once how to open a programm called "powerpoint viewer"
[Off-topic] tangosierra_:
I got scolded by my dad yesterday night because he thought "music video" was some technical term used by videographers when it was actually him not understanding.
[Off-topic] SteveG12543:
Android Police posted this on Twitter earlier, figured I'd share it here.
[Off-topic] deepsagarj:
someone once asked me what is your email number

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