[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General] chasmodo:
I feel it's about time someone wrote a glossary of Asylum specific terms, don't you think? So, without further ado, I give you

Asylum Glossary v1.1.6​

Most of the following original words and expressions were coined by distressed users in times of crisis - brick looming - so typos which gave us this colorful little collection are quite understandable. The origin of these words is lost in the mists of time, but we'd nevertheless like to thank their creators for their unintentional inventivnality and originess. We also like to think that all of them got out of their respective shtooks and lived happily ever after.

Also, our special thanks and eternal gratitude goes to Alcoholic Anonymous 1973, who went to great lengths to collect and preserve these linguistic pearls for posterity.

A word of caution: Don't drink tea and read Asylum Glossary, it might render you impotent!1!

.exe ----> files some would like to run on N7000

15 lockscreens ---> notorious 15 tongles™

abond ---> abandon

ad nosium ---> ad nauseam (native American speaker)

adiction ---> addition

adive ---> advice

AOSP ---> ASAP (fanx, AA)

aourcea ---> source

ASAP ---> Android Open Source Project, it's only logical

apollo, Aokp ----> custom kernels

appoint u ---> point you (in the direction of...)

arnie (schwarzenegger) ---> CPU governor

asp ---> not a snake, it's an app

back round ---> background

bag ---> back

barmen ---> amen

basement ROM ---> Rom base, as in ICS, JB or whatever

BeerGong ----> inventor of the niftiest little flashing tool in the known Universe, BeerBong

benetit ---> benefit

bettery train ---> when your phone develops a lot of wakelocks (thx Markus)

Billy Jean ---> Jelly Bean

binfo, ifno, iformatiosn ---> information

black curse ---> black crush

boltware ---> crapware

boob, boop, boom ---> boot

boobanimation, bootammunition ---> obvious, init? Thanks, Markus.

bootloocker ---> locked bootloader

brake, brock, breaked, breaken ---> various forms of the word break

braziliansexwax ----> one of the CPU governors

brink ---> brick (thx User_99)

broplem ----> issue

brother ---> browser

brute ---> root

burpday ---> birthday

C3PO ----> r3p0

care fool ---> careful

cash, chache, catch, cashe, catche ----> cache

cobbler ---> make clobber

compressed ---> compelled (to say, to ask, etc)

compitale ---> compatible

concertive ---> one of the governors

contributinv ---> contribution

convulsive ---> compulsive

coogatno ---> connect

copypasta ---> copy & paste, thanks AA

corbolt ---> cobalt

Crack ---> Chrack

Crapsung, Samsuck, Soupsong ---> ginormous company we all know and love (Crapple loves them, too)

Crapple ---> makers of iPhone, iPad and iPoop (for all your hot downloads)

Cryogen ---> CyanogenMod

culture ---> clutter

customer ---> custom, as in Rome™ or kennel®

CWRP ---> lovechild of CWMR and TWRP

david, delvik, volvik, dalvic, devlik, devils, dalvyk, dilvek, dalvick, dillvak, delwik, dalvin, dilvich, devalk -----> dalvik

debegging ---> debugging

deep clean ---> full wife™ with system format

defecated ---> deprecated

depository ---> repo

derogation ---> degradation

destruction, introduction ---> instruction

Deutschmark ---> a benchmark test that Euro failed miserably

disbale, disabilitate ---> disable

dissent ---> doesn't

do the dirty ----> flash a Rom with just cache wipe

dumb ---> dump

dump ---> dumb, obviously

Dumbuntu ---> Ubuntu

Durex ---> Nexus (thx Sasha)

ecind ---> 2nd

emergencial ---> a matter of some urgency

emissions ---> permissions

epidemic ---> academic

espresso ---> express

eunuchs ---> Unix

explications ---> explanations

explanation ---> exclamation

exxon ---> exynos

eyeball ---> our very own rocket man, eybee1970

FaceBoob ---> obvious, init?

FC mutilvier ---> local football club? (thanks kopitalk and AA) multiview FC?

film manager ---> those useful little things like Root Browser or Root Explorer

fink ---> think

filling ---> feeling

firrugting out ---> trying to understand

flaah, flush, flesh ---> flash

flushable, flasheavel, fleshable ---> flashable

fools, stools ----> tools

fouler ---> not a football player committing atrocities, it's a folder

fox ---> fix

Freaking Annoying Questions ---> FAQ (thanks, AA)

freexpire project ---> Free Experia Project

fred, threat, treaht ---> thread

frick out ---> to go bonkers

full-wife -----> to do a factory reset, wipe cache and dalvik

full-wipe ----> your wife, obviously

fully stoke ---> completely stock

future -----> feature (thanks, Sasha)

fyn ---> fine

gasps --- Gapps

GB 4.0.4 ---> your guess is as good as mine...ICS?

genuity ----> authenticity, genuineness

glass ---> class

glue ---> clue

GPS aviation ---> obvious, innit?

grape ---> great

Greek god ---> Thor

hability ---> natural or acquired skill or talent (thanks BB)

harward ---> hardware

Hap! ---> a desperate cry for assistance

hectic, baltic ---> haptic, of course

herp ---> not short for herpes, it's a derp

hw compressor, he composer, hwmozart ---> hwcomposer

hyper core, hydrocore ---> HC kennel™

i/o governor ---> scheduler

imperical ---> empirical

impotent, impertant ---> important

imprbemet ---> implement

inductions ---> instructions

inutile.d ---> init.d

Iraq ---> XXLRQ

JBroid colon cleaner ---> famous preparatory stool™ for kernel flashing (thanks for this gem AA)

Jelly Bear ---> BB's Roma™

Jerkins ---> CM build server

Jerry Bean ---> JB

Kangnam Style ---> zipodexed and dealigned TW Roms with SGS3 launcher and Note 2 live wallpaper (or versa-vice?). And with 15 lockscreens.

kernall, kennel, kern, colonel, cernel, colon, kerner -----> kernel (the last one is mine)

keybored ---> that little thing you use for typing stuff

lackscream begground ---> lockscreen background

Lagwiz ---> Samsung's stock framework (thanks AA)

lake foot ---> make root

lansator ---> launcher

lick ---> link

lift shopping ---> shop lifting, obviously

Linario, Lunaro ---> compiling toolchain

lollary & roflness ---> hilarity

low and beyond ---> lo and behold

lowcut, bogcat ---> logcat

lunch ---> to start an app

luz active q ---> lulzactiveq

mantova --- > most of them

maralia ---> malaria

MC (as in Master of Ceremonies) ---> CyanogenMod

MC servis ---> Jenkins

medioker ---> mediocre

mirrow ---> mirror

Mobile Olin ---> CF's little gadget for flashing stuff

modern ---> modem

mortification ---> notification

muise ---> mouse

MUIU ---> MIUI, obviously

multi widows ---> the most famous Omni cherry pick

n7000 cup ---> not some annual sporting event sponsored by Samsuck®, but N7000 CPU

N7000OJPLR8 ---> a mysterious Rom with no kennel™ (?)

na droid ---> backup

navy bar ---> not a pub frequented by sailors as some might think, but a navigation bar

nerd ---> need

night lies, noughties, nighties, keiras ----> Nightlies

noob -----> one of the I/O schedulers

noop -----> n00b

nose ---> news

not her ---> another (native English speaker in the wee hours of the 2013 NYE celebration)

O yay ---> OK (Oy vey?)

ommit ---> commit

ore™, hase™, quastion™ ----> or, has, question; linguistic peculiarities of a colorful police-dog trainer who is sadly no longer with us.

official JellyBean 2.3.6 ---> ? GB?

onion ---> opinion

otherwhere ---> elsewhere

overlooked ---> overclocked

overwall ---> overall

pacific ---> specific

panaroma ---> a view of an entire surrounding area

ParanormalAndroid ----> PA

patients ----> not referring to Asylum inmates...it's patience actually (thanks OG)

patrician --- > partition

phazle colcmod ---> philz recovery

piggie ---> biggie

pixies ---> pixels

PMS ---> private message

pogrom ---> program

pool ---> poll

protect butler ---> project butter

purgative ---> prerogative

Qad, an Tutu ---> stoopid benchmarks

R2D2 ----> 1. little android on the download mode screen; 2. r2p4

razt ---> rest, see 'not her'

reboob, rebbot, rebate, rebook, robot, rebooze ------> reboot

Recognized Member ---> AA1973

realse canadit ---> release candidate (native American speaker)

reseat ---> reset

responsible ---> responsive

revocery, clock bod, crm, curtain (this one is a complete mystery) ---> CWMR

roof ---> root

Room, Rome, Mom, Rim, Rum ---> Rom

rum desk ---> ramdisk

quadrant ---> quad

sauce ---> source (thanks, Beto)

screen shops ---> screenshots

sdcat ---> SD card

shasmodo, chasmado, chase, quasimodo, cheshire, Dr Chal, chaos ----> your humble interlocutor

shemales ---> shameless

sitting ---> setting

Snapdrasong ---> Snapdragon

spellar and gramming ---> grammar and spelling

standyby intelligent ---> smart stay

steam line ---> not a route regularly taken by an old ship or train, it's streamline

sticked, stucked, stock, stucken, stocked ---> stuck

summit ---> commit

suppository ---> repository

suspection ---> suspicion

swamp ---> swap

swipe data, swipe catch™ ---> do a full-wife™

testes ---> not what you think, it's testers

thaw, thoe, thought ---> though

there ---> they're, their, there

think ---> thick

threw ---> through

till ---> tell

tipalia ---> tilapia, aka G3 Nexus 7

tongles, toogles, toggels ----> toggles

tw reciever ---> TWRP

tyre ---> try

un-/charge ---> discharge

undercarriage ---> undervolt

undergrade ---> downgrade

utaka, ukata, ucatak, uckata, utaska, ultaka ---> our one and only supplier of PA night lies©, utacka

vague ---> rogue

wedgie ---> widget

verse ---> version

warlock, wavelock ---> wakelock

weep, wyppe ---> wipe

what tell ---> wait till

whine, women & song ---> complaining

whinked ---> thought

wipe bug of dead, wippe bug, unholy bug of reset android issue ---> brickbug

wired ---> weird

wisdumb ---> some knowledge, but not much

witch ---> with

wrongtone ---> ringtone

wurk, uork, wrek, wrk, vork, werk ---> work

Xpissed Framerate ---> Xposed Framework

zipline ---> zipalign

zipodexed and dealigned ---> what every custom TW Roma must be by default (thanks, AA)

That's all I can think of for now, but please bear in mind that this is a progress in work (PIW), and I'll be adding shiny new words as soon as AA1973 collects them. Inmates, feel free to link this post, spread the word(s) and enlighten the uninitiated.

Sincerely yours,

Asylum EST Dpt, Central Wing, lower basement