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[Motorola Atrix 2] Fall of Enosis:
Oh TOTALLY man. Had this happen a few times with my remote. What you got to do is take your remote, hold down power and the channel "up" button, this will get you into the remote boot menu. MAKE SURE YOUR TV IS ON OR YOU WILL LOOP!

After that, install the proper .ZXF file for your model of thermostat (Google this as it depends on make and model) and you should be good to go!

Umm, but hey guys. I heard that if I install THIS in my A2 in place of the dual core that I will get massive speeds!!!! Although, do I need the extended battery for the 121 gigawatts of power it needs? Or do you think I will bootloop due to the massive overclock?
[Motorola Atrix 2] tcf38012:
Me love ICS.

Aw man, it spilled on my pants

Oh well, i'll lick it off

Oh I just swallowed i bug on my spilled ICS.
[Motorola Atrix 2] jimbridgman:
So I tried to root my house, but now my control panel says

All processes running in services mode

Now I am having rampant appliances turning off and on when they feel like it. Also my refrigerator process just keeps running, and won't stop.

Any ideas, I can't unroot my house because it's core processes might run off too, just like my fridge.
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
If your refrigerator is running, and you have Prince Albert in a can, you'll need to go get several cases of one-ply toilet paper and haphazardly throw each roll into your neighbor's trees. Next, order seventeen large pizzas and have them delivered to your local congressman's mother-in-law's home. That should do the trick.

Incidentally, I just ate three whole tangerines... what do you suppose is going to happen to me? :confused:

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] IceFragmatic:
I wonder if this is a similar experience to other Atrix2 users?

http://youtu.be/6dmhF1rqaZk
[Motorola Atrix 2] Skandranen:
I found the code to unlock our bootloader, its up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start. :D
[Motorola Atrix 2] mtnlion:
I was having issues rooting ics onmy a2 then i found this service in the phonebook that does it for you called "roto rooter" i called them and was told they only work with toilets. I said "no problem" and tossed it in.now im waiting on them to get here.

Motorola lied and I'm still locked mb865
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
Guys, remember: it's "answer the question above you, then post a random unrelated question! I'm looking for randomness, humor, and creativity! :D

I'll update the OP and make this a "contest" for the most random questions asked after answering the one above your post(s)...

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] leifemagnuson:
Eating three tangerines? Be careful. You might turn into android 6.01 (orange push up pop)

What do you get if you pour a bottle of whiskey on you ATRIX 2
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
Okay, I'll lay off the tangerines for a while...

Question though, I'm riding on down the road in my "Cross Country Journey of Inner Discovery" and of course, the "American Dream" when Donald Rumsfeld hits a moose.

"Maybe we should stop and get a tow truck," says me. "Gosh, that seems pretty excessive," says Donald Rumsfeld. "I mean, was a moose hit? Yes. Do the antlers sticking through the windshield make driving trickier? You bet. But should we just turn around and quit because the road got a little bumpy? I'd say no."

One thing about Donald Rumsfeld that you have to give him credit for is he always cuts through the crap to tell it like it is in his no-nonsense style. I am reminded of this when we hit the second moose.

"Moose happen," says Donald Rumsfeld. "There are moose, and we'll hit 'em. That's the way it goes. We've lost two tires and the brakes. That's life. I'm drunk, legally blind and have been charged with eight counts of vehicular manslaughter in the last three years. Gotta deal with it. Nothing's perfect." "If you think about it the more moose get hit by us, the fewer moose there are to get hit by us!" says me. "I like the way you think," says Donald Rumsfeld.

Donald grabs a beer an misses a pedestrian. Hooray! One of the moose is still alive an kicks at the engine. "Bad moose," says me. "No beer until you stop." Donald Rumsfeld throws an open bottle a Coors at the back seat to put out the fire.

"Are parts of the car on fire? Sure. Would we like them not to be? Of course. Have I gone insane from three decades of snorting military-grade rubber cement? Quite possibly. Do we need everything to be perfect for us to go out on the road? Well, that's absurd," says Donald Rumsfeld. "That's very true," says me. "We cannot make the perfect the enemy of the terrible."

The bridge up ahead is either out or doesn't exist. But if we waited for everything to be perfect before we did stuff, well then would anything ever get done?

Should we press on and risk more "Moosehumps"?

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] alteredlikeness:
Careful with that! There have been reports of people taking a quantum leap and bootlooping back to the future when using the stock lithium-ion battery.

You might be better off just using some scrap plutonium, a bolt of lightning, or your run-of-the-mill coffee grinder for a power source.

On another note, I've been having trouble hearing dog whistles lately... is my hearing going bad from playing my music too loud? Or are dogs loosing their ability to whistle due to natural selection?

Sent from my phone's mind
[Motorola Atrix 2] Skandranen:
I'm having trouble, i saw somewhere the A2 can be turned into a portable defibrillator, i just can't find the right rom, is that an ics or jb upgrade?
[Motorola Atrix 2] Silas0220:
It's none of the above, you need to get a mophie juice pack and switch the wiring. Assuming you can find one to fit our phone and you don't press 4 8 15 16 23 42 on the keypad first.

If up up, down down, left right, left right, b a start unlocks our bootloader, what does IDKFA do?
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
Whiskey will only cause your ATRIX 2 to become belligerent when discussing its drinking habits, come home in the wee hours of the night covered with glitter and smelling of cheap perfume, and running your joint bank account into the ground.

Have you tried giving it Red Bull? This may add the Supercharger script to its unit.d folder and make it much more exciting and fun to be around...

You may have tinnitus, perhaps caused by loud music, or possibly from sensorineural hearing loss. You should download the audiometric hearing test app from Google Play to be sure!

The other day, I ate some boiled peanuts. I mean, like a whole bunch of 'em, and I'd like to got sick... know what I mean?

I believe "IDKFA" will result in a error message saying "DILLIGAF".

Am I the only person who has ever witnessed a homeless man punch a pigeon right out of the air?

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] techsavvy.jaz:
Hmm.. wondering what the pigeon name might be, if its motorola, then..

And do you think chuck noris can unlock this bootloader, or will he be struck in the "universal" loop?

(On a side note: is he already lurking on our forums with an alias Jimbridgman?? ) ;)
[Motorola Atrix 2] leifemagnuson:
He was hunting for food. He wasn't homeless, had been tracking that pigeon for weeks. That's why he was covered in poo. It from a&F's new urban safari line.

If I become a contractor how many of our phones would it take to build a retaining wall. Are they like adobe? Do I need to let them sit in the sun to harden them up? Ha hard bricks.
[Motorola Atrix 2] IceFragmatic:
Hi all,

just got a new Atrix Phone but it does not seem to make calls.

Does the battery need to be in the phone? I cant try it right now as I left the battery at home....please help me urgently as I need to call home to get them to post the battery to me.

John

---------- Post added at 11:56 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:51 AM ----------

My phone is not working properly...

please give me detailed step by step instructions of how I can fix it.....
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
When Alexander Bell finally invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from jimbridgman.

ATRIX 2's are extremely sensitive to light. So keep out of direct sunlight, and never, NEVER feed it after midnight!

Your battery issue sounds very complex, and far out of my realm of knowledge.

Anyhow, I wanted to add Beets Audio to my phone, I gathered a handful of ripe beets, and placed them in the blender along with my phone. Pulsed, chopped, and pureed them with a dab of Tabasco and a celery stick. Should I add vodka also, or will I get too looped?

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] moofree:
The batteries in these devices are prone to leak and will release corrosive substances onto the circuit board. It's best if you leave the battery unconnected.

Sent from my Amiga 3000.
[Motorola Atrix 2] leifemagnuson:
Add vodka if you want to listen to kesha. Your phone might slur during playback. Most new stuff might sound better that way.

I put my ATRIX 2 in one of my kids morning diapers. Waited til noon, now it wipes its own cache every time my kid gets up. Then this morning I caught it pulling its case off standing over one of my old NES games. Is this the correct way to flash a rom?
[Motorola Atrix 2] big ach:
Ask your kid to fart on it.... Warning make sure he doesn't take a crap on it or it will be bricked!!! I warn you do not let him crap on it, Motorola will not honor the warranty then!!! You have been warned!

Why does motorola still use rsd lite? The same lame program that they used wth the motorola Q running windows mobile 6.0!!!!

Sent from my Motorola Droid Xyboard 10.1 with Verizon 4G LTE
[Motorola Atrix 2] Fall of Enosis:
They use RSD lite, because it was cheaper than asking MaCaulay Culkin to build a newer better running system after he released "Monster." Had they got ahold of him around the "Home Alone" era, we would have an unlocked Bootloader by now.

Seeing has how "Moto" insinuates movement of somesort, why does Motorola insist on sending me random cheeseplatters?
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
I have them sending those to my house as well. Apparently, in supporting Project Bootloader Unlock, we have somehow made it on their "here's some cheese with your whine" list due to all the negative comments made by us about them regarding Moto's locked bootloader devices. Lucky for me, I frigging LOVE cheese!

Aside from the Motocheese initiative; if guns don't kill people, therefore assuming people kill people, is it safe to say that toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast?

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] lukensteinz:
Did you know that if you add Beats Audio to your phone and bootloop it, you'll have an advanced generic rap studio!

Also, can anybody please point me to the rules to this thread? I searched like a whole 2 times and couldn't find anything.
[Motorola Atrix 2] lukensteinz:
Jimbridgman is actually the legend Ip Man! Norris Chuck is turd generation.

I discovered a hack for a tricks two. It involved paying for two tricks but instead of getting both tricks, you get one after the other.

Is this related to motorola and bricking funes? (A fune being a zune with phone capods. Like the iphone is an ipod with fune capunes)
[Motorola Atrix 2] guitaraddict4791:
I would say over 9,000. Your best bet would be to stack them, overlapping brick style, cover the whole thing in gingerbread crumbs and ice cream, and give it a day or two to harden. Once the gingerbread/ice cream/A2 concoction has hardened, it should be strong enough to smash an apple, no sweat.

My question is: I want to port ICS onto my Game Boy Color, but the bootloader on my Game Boy is still locked! Does anyone have any tips on how to unlock my Game Boy Color's bootloader? I've been led to believe that it's similar in architecture to the Game Boy Pocket's bootloader, but I don't want to brick my Game Boy. HELP!!!

XD
[Motorola Atrix 2] Ajfink:
I tried to flash my mailbox, but I just got arrested. :/

What do I do?
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
The bootloader on the Game Boy Color has a warp pipe pattern for bootloader CDT tables 8-4. When you start out jump over the lava and skip the first 2 warp pipes, then the weird thing above the lava, and take the warp pipe when you jump over the lava. You will come out near 4 warp pipes, so jump over the helmets and then the warp pipe and the Koopa. Hit the hidden RSA key signature block next to the warp pipe in the air. Go down that warp pipe. You will come out near 3 warp pipes and jump over the 1st 2 and down the 3rd one and avoiding the flying fish and the lava. You should be in an underwater 512 bit encrypted level. Just avoid the fireballs and bloopers. Head forward and enter the pipe leaving the underwater level. Jump over the 2 warp pipes avoiding the hammer bros, paraboo, and lava. Bowser will throw hammers and fire at you. Either dodge him, run under him, shot him with fireballs, have a big brute force script power run through him, or a fire power and run through him. You will win and select "unlock bootloader now" with the B button. Hope this helps.

Anyone know if it is illegal to marry your cousin's Samsung Galaxy S3? :confused:

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] captaincado:
I just found an app in the market, that when you run it and pass gas, it will make the smell, smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls,

Sent from my TRS-80 Model 3
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
You're going to need a good attorney. Might I recommend you seek legal counsel from one if Apple's lawyers, as well as request your case to be tried in Judge Lucy H. Koh's court?

I've seen that one. The "cinnabutt" app, yeah? Have you tested it yet?

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] X-jo:
My friend's HTC Sensation is very jealous of my A2. My 6th sense tells me that his Sensation mite do something to my A2 when left alone. Is there any app that i can install that will give my A2 a better defense technique?

Thanks
[Motorola Atrix 2] mtnlion:
Anyone know if it is illegal to marry your cousin's Samsung Galaxy S3? :confused:

Sent from my Atari Falcon030[/QUOTE]

In Tennessee it's perfectly legal as long as it's your third cousin.so since it's a s3 it will pass.

So why do i need an unlocked bootloader.when all i need to load my boots is to slide my feet in?

Motorola lied and I'm still locked mb865
[Motorola Atrix 2] X-jo:
In Tennessee it's perfectly legal as long as it's your third cousin.so since it's a s3 it will pass.

So why do i need an unlocked bootloader.when all i need to load my boots is to slide my feet in?

Motorola lied and I'm still locked mb865[/QUOTE]

I think it was meant for only 11 sized feet... so for others yes sadly Motorola lied ..
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
Bunions, much like kernels can be very painful. The swollen bursal sac on the mesophalangeal joint requires an unlocked bootloader. Those with stock ("normal") boot requirements have their bootloaders locked, but for those who demand extra comfort and boot performance, a bootstrap is useful for a partial workaround. Unlocking the bootloader will allow for full boot customization...

Anyone ever mis-type while describing flashing a rom and accidentally type, "I flashed a Tom"?

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] Skandranen:
I flashed a rem once and it put me right to sleep, and damn it was a good nap

Does anyone know how to enable teleportation features in the a2?
[Motorola Atrix 2] jimbridgman:
You are going to need more power for that feature, so I recommend using the macgyver method and connect it to a large power source directly.

Then download the teleport me app from the market and when you first launch make sure you are grounded, or you might end up somewhere you don't want to be.

On a side note: Is it bad when these little green droids keep coming to your house and and looking for apple product and stealing/trading them for other droids?

I am afraid I might one day be over run by these little green droids. What should I do?
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
The group of green droids are very friendly, and will not harm you or your belongings. They are collecting all Apple products and paraphernalia in an anti-Apple media blitz to inform citizens to "Just Say No To Apple" and "Apple Causes Terror" and "Be Cool, Just Say No To Apple". Apple tariffs are levied and sanctions are being imposed.

Their plan was to collect all of these Apple products and paraphernalia and launch them on a GX2 anti-Apple ballistic missile. Test launches of the missile landed in Tacoma, Washington. Eh, who cares about Tacoma, Washington?

Their next plan is now to use this Apple contraband in a scientific experiment, fusing hydrogen into helium, shamelessly flouting the law of the sun to make a nandroid backup of the sun, in case the current one flashes itself out if existence.

What's the deal with overclocking? I placed my alarm clock atop my phone and set it to 12:00 a.m., but after I rebooted I'm still at stock 1GHz?

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] leifemagnuson:
You under clocked it. ATRIX on top of clock to over clock. Put a bible on top of that. You'll need some sort of script(ure) to make it work.

If I over clock my time card can I work only one day a week?
[Motorola Atrix 2] Moscow Desire:
Seriously,,,

I just used the new released Universal Super 1 Click Root....

Now my wife is asking me for Superuser Permissions......And her SU binary won't update... :(:(:(

Thinking of flashing back to stock....

Just thought I'd join in the fun ;)

MD
[Motorola Atrix 2] captaincado:
I've seen that one. The "cinnabutt" app, yeah? Have you tested it yet?

Sent from my Atari Falcon030[/QUOTE]

I dowloaded app, then it said phone needs to be tooted, so I tooted it, then it needed Pooper User permission, so I granted it, now its saying 404 file not bound. I'm going to call Moto customer service and see if they will give a new phone.
[Motorola Atrix 2] captaincado:
Messed up on the quote.

Sent from my TRS-80 Model 3
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
I'm not sure how, or even if you can overclock your time card, so as to only work one day a week. But, if you are able to find out, please post to the General Section and I will request a mod to sticky it!

Are there any rollover plans available for all those childhood naps I refused?
[Motorola Atrix 2] shardul.phatak:
m trying my best 2 unlock the bootloader

i've hired Sherlok Holmes to break into MOTO n get the codes

trying with Hulk to break my fone n find if there's a secret IC for bootloader !

several G.I. Joes are also on mission

Batman is searching for the person who got an idea to lock the B/L after finding he'll send him @ "Loki"'s place

pls don't ask where "Superman" is !

I need some fundings.... here is d donate link

kickMOTOrear.com
[Motorola Atrix 2] answersamir:
hahaha

DONT WORRY BRO I AM HERE FOR UR HELP

i have talked to bill gates and his entire friend community is ready to donate !!!

but the problem is they want to donate by kicking the cheque on motos a**

so if u could arrange that the mission will be successful :fingers-crossed:

now i have a problem aliens have stolen my atrix 2 what should i do now????? :eek:
[Motorola Atrix 2] shaurya19:
obvious

Isnt it obvious......put your cell tracking app in inter galactic mode through your desktop and find its coordinates after locking to its coordinates type "phoneymagnet" in your cell tracker software's main menu then you will see that your phone will come back to you with the speed of light....Hope it helped(but be careful the phone will be coming with light's speed and catching it with your bare hands can cause severe burns and/or death so use your mittens )

download droid defense it defends from aliens

i was once using my atrix 2 to surf the net when it suddenly vanished i typed www.if-you-type-this-in-your-address-bar-your-phone-will-vanish.com in the address bar.......please help( i used every mode available in cell tracked but it just cant lock into its coordinates):crying
[Motorola Atrix 2] answersamir:
Actually your phone has vanished into one of the biggest black hole called locked bootloader and its theoretically impossible to bring your phone back but now our galactic captain Jim Bridgman is taking risk of losing his life for saving our phones from the black hole you can just pm him and he will bring back your vanished phone while breaking the black hole :D:eek: lets keep our fingers crossed

Thanx because of your help i receuved my phone back with lightning speed :eek:

But now another problem came up

The aliens have inserted some crap called apple in my phone and i cant get rid of it it has hauntedy custom recovery. Pls help
[Motorola Atrix 2] captaincado:
Hi, guys....

I just found a new way to root your phone and update your O/S in one shot.

1st you new to make sure your phone is in debugging mode.

Then, you need to buy a 2 piece box of KFC chicken, it has to be 2 piece chicken only, and it has to be the Kernel's original recipe.

Next, and this is very, very important, you have to dig a hole exactly 6 foot, 6 inches square, (width x length x height).

Next place phone in box, with chicken,(make sure the phone is fully charged), and bury the box in your precisely dug hole.

Wait exactly 6 hrs and no (0) minutes and 6 seconds, and dig box up.

Take phone out and reboot.

Now your phone will be rooted, with an updated kernel, and will be on Android 6.0.6, CottonCandyCheeseburger.

ENJOY!!!!

I would like to thank the following:

jimbridgeovertroubledwaters

Apex_Strideriteshoes

Fall of Enos,thebumblingdeputyfromtheDukesofHazard

Sent from my TRS-80 model 3
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
Do I need to water my device after buried to assure proper rooting procedures take place? What about proper sunlight? I'll try this when I get home.

One thing I've been wondering though, with all that cholesterol-laden fried chicken, wouldn't it add more bloatware? Can I substitute the KFC two-piece with the light butter/low cholesterol Orville Redenbacher's "Smart Pop" popcorn kernels to help de-bloat?

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] captaincado:
I forgot to add the watering procedures to the op....you need exactly 6 gallons and 6 ounces of Red Bull, this will help in speeding the process up, and as a side benefit, will also speed up the CPU.

As far as substitutions, you can experiment, but, as always, I am not responsible for any damage to your phone.

Sent from my TRS-80 model 3
[Motorola Atrix 2] captaincado:
DO NOT USE THE ABOVE ROOTING PROCESS!!!!!!!!

WARNING......WARNING.....WARNING

After doing numerous reboots, file WILL degrade!!!!! Upon my 5th reboot all I got was a picture of the Kernel with it stating that 'YOU NEED TO ORDER 2 SIDES TO PROCEED ".

DO NOT USE THIS!!!!!!

Sent from my TRS-80 model 3
[Motorola Atrix 2] Apex:
I think the biscuitloader is locked because of the Kernel's Secret Recipe! It makes sense now, that this method won't work. I'm going to try a brute-force-feed attempt with these two sides: mashed potatoes and macaroni 'n cheese. I'll let you know if I am successful.

Side note: Does anyone know what ever happened to Benjamin Healy, honest old tricky old Benjamin Healy, who sold hats to the headless, and converted the footless, and befriended the friendless, the oppressed, and the short throughout the land? They say he flew around the world in a contraption made a geese feathers and elevator parts and two small control devices taken off of the ALWEG Monorail from the 1957 world's fair... :confused:

Sent from my Atari Falcon030
[Motorola Atrix 2] Fall of Enosis:
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Oh! Good ol' Benji? He just married my roommates mother. I was at the wedding, and played Frank Sinatra's "The coffee song" for the happy couple.

Although, does anyone know what happened to Benji's first wife? :confused:
[Motorola Atrix 2] shaurya19:
Sorry...

Sorry my friend now its impossible to get your phone back to normal.....you can try app(l)kill but i don't think that there is much hope.......my condolences with on losing such an awesome phone......
[Motorola Atrix 2] mtnlion:
She ate the forbidden fruit called "apple" which was rotten and she died.

edit: she was in moscow,desire for the forbidden fruit led her to where she got it from Paul rogers bassplayer.

What's the antidote to this awful poison?

Motorola lied and I'm still locked mb865