yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] cascabel:
I empathically agree. Is it so hard to text "ok"? :D

And it always irritates me when i text someone asking something like "where are you" and he/she replies "almost there." Is Almost There a new restaurant or something? :what::D
[Off-topic] InfinityFTW:
"I have a HTC .... Jailbreaked with revolutionary'' Boy, if you tried to jailbreak an android, no wonder why your phone is bricked!
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
OK so I had a galaxy player and I had a ROM on it. It was cm9 and the camera and Bluetooth didn't work. And I told this friend of mine about all that stuff. Then when I got a galaxy nexus and I flashed a ROM. Then when this friend of mine found out that I had a ROM on it he said the camera and Bluetooth don't work on it right? I'm like what!? He's like since it is a ROM the camera doesn't work right? I'm like no..... and then he found out something was wrong so he was like no man I'm just kidding. :what:
[Off-topic] prototype7:
Also if you say "jailbreaked" you probably don't have the half a brain required to get S-OFF on an HTC phone.
[Off-topic] deathnotice01:
*looks at my galaxy*

hey! is that an iphone?, oh wait it looks different, its a crappy china phone then?
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
No doubt there. I've only had Samsung phones (which practically root themselves, lol), rooted several cheaper phones with z4root for previous employees, and when I rooted my wife's HTC G2, I had to actually think twice about the directions and learn some ADB basics.
[Off-topic] veeman:
Yes, because iPhones aren't made in China. :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] Roxy:
" NO ROXANNE! Do not use my cellphone while it's charging because it'll break! Tmobile said so! "

- Mom

* Facepalm *
[Off-topic] rezoundness:
I don't know can you?

---------- Post added at 03:21 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:18 AM ----------

So you been to Indianapolis i take it....
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
"What wire do I need to connect my laptop (it's a netbook technically) to the router?"

Facepalm.
[Off-topic] fata|i3y:
I have two boys..both are male..

Give me a red pen of black ink..

Open the window and let the atmosphere come in.
[Off-topic] rezoundness:
Well one could be a cross dressing tranny.
[Off-topic] InfinityFTW:
I rooted my htc with z4root (lol, didnt work) and it got slower. How do i know im rooted? A friend of mine said that
[Off-topic] ross231:
You have a galaxy?!?
[Off-topic] cascabel:
Aha!

Can't wait for samsung universe. :p
[Off-topic] Pancakes_Gio:
My 10 Year old cousin:

Wakes my phone every 3 minutes to see clock (pisses the f*** out of me)

Or when I'm doing something:

Every second: did you finish? Did you finish, what about now?, now?

Orrrr when someone begins using my phone without me knowing it makes me wanna kill myself OMG!

Or when he says: beats audio are better than beats by Dre!!!! Omg that pisses me off!

AAAAAND

When somebody asks me "are you asleep?

NOOO I'm just playing dead:mad:
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
"Are you awake?"

Well Cap'n Dipsh#t, I am now.

Sent from your mom.
[Off-topic] Zzz73:
it's a "mute" subject. those people should be muted... (superglue?)
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
My wife is a severe insomniac. She does that to me all the time. Pisses me off.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
I feel your pain man.

Sent from your mom.
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
Get her doctor to prescribe her some Ambien. Then get some beer, invite a few friends over, and watch her sleep walk around the house. Hell, she might even try to take the car out for a drive. Lol.

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[Off-topic] don2012:
My iphone 4s has gorilla glass 3 ......better the your s3

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[Off-topic] :
DUIs on Ambien are common.

http://www.duidrugs.com/dui-ambien/
[Off-topic] DStreet200:
"IOS has flash!"

Had a friend who bought an IPad and swore that it could play flash, SMH
[Off-topic] Pancakes_Gio:
"Blackberry is better than Android"

Pisses me off

Im like whats in blackberry better than android

They say: BBM

I want to kill myself:screwy:

Or when people type Iphone/Ipad instead of iPhone/iPad

It also pisses me off!

Orrrrr stupid comments on Youtube(i swear someone had typed that on a review for Samsung Galaxy i7500 "the first galaxy phone" -_-): my mom is planning to buy me a phone, should i get this or the s3.

Look at the first comment -_- this phone is like from 2008:banghead:
[Off-topic] MagicMan3:
When someone says "L.O.L" when having a conversation with them instead of laughing.
[Off-topic] :
Never had that happen before, but if it did I would never talk to that person again.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
That seems more like it might be patronizing. At least that's how I'd take it.
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
LMFAO.

She's been on Ambien for years. And 14 other prescriptions. She's with one of the leading specialists in the world. I could write a book on her sleepwalking, talking, cooking, etc.
[Off-topic] YummyLaxatives:
Why doesnt my laptop from 2006 not run as well anymore?

-_-
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
You know? You're right.

Sometimes it IS better to say nothing at all.

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[Off-topic] deathnotice01:
anything people say about iphone superiority is stupid
[Off-topic] A2Trip:
The doctor will be with you in a moment. (2 hours later :rolleyes: )
[Off-topic] drpsyko:
"You all infringed our patent for using bounce effect in scrolling your smartphone. Hereby, I'll sue you $1.2billion."
[Off-topic] Zzz73:
Samsung infringed on or patent by making their phone rectangular-shaped with rounded corners. Thereby, we sue you for $1.2 billion.

Make room in your pockets for the hockey puck cell phone people. Apple owns the rectangle. I'm more angry at a jury not seeing this for the BS it is!
[Off-topic] slprlan:
i can put win 95 on my android?

answer:why?android it's better
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Talking to a friend of mine (who lives in a different state) about Hurricane Isaac:

Me: My area just got named in the tornado watch.

Her: Be careful.

Me: You don't understand how tornadoes work, do you?
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
It is the patent system that is broken! And well the jurys and I hate apple.
[Off-topic] xaccers:
I know you've just been posting in an Apple/Samsung thread in General, and this is crazy, but post in thread in Android Development/Hacking now maybe? ;)
[Off-topic] NightHawk877:
My neighbor once called my Captivate an iPhone. I was walking my dogs at the time, Told them to sit and educated my neighbor on the differences between an Android phone and an iPhone.
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
My Gnex has been called and i phone before and blackberry too

But mostly by old people who asked me
[Off-topic] Pancakes_Gio:
"iPhone is so fast and cool":mad:

Apple= A number of a**holes who "invented earth".
[Off-topic] qaz2453:
When people say "YOLO"

I just want to axe them in the face..... Texas Chainsaw Massacre them... then feed their remains to other people who say that word:D:banghead:
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
When people make empty threats, such as this one.

YOLO!!!

Sent from your mom.
[Off-topic] leezrd:
Guy at work messing up 10's of thousands if dollars in inventory: " what are you a teacher? Don't tell me how to count. I'm not in school anymore"
[Off-topic] d_man17:
Random text at 3:37 a.m.

Random person: "Yo, are you sleeping?"

Thought in my head: "No I'm skydiving"
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
"In off topic, the mods troll you"

Classic example :p
[Off-topic] Archer:
lol.. oh you!!
[Off-topic] John McClane:
LOL!! It's that your input, or really claiming the lock? :silly::p

When in the supermarket, saying ..... Grab that Kellogg, and you picked the Kellogg and she said... No, not that one the other --> picking the other brand which is not related to Kellogg. :confused: Same goes for paper towel and other groceries.
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
"I'm not afraid of ninjas." Of course, no one ever lives to regret saying that, so it's all good.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Ftfy :D

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[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
"For me, personally..."

Yeah, I know, as soon as I hear "for me", I understand its personal.:rolleyes:

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[Off-topic] xaccers:
Nearly as bad as "for all intents and purposes" or "at this moment in time"

My mother in law comes out with some great stuff.

At a pub quiz when the question "What year did Neil Armstrong walk on the moon?" she exclaimed "We haven't been to the moon have we?"

Her sister can be just as bad as one night she commented "Barry White hasn't released anything recently, I wonder why?"

Then much later that night when my MiL saw a large black singer on TV "he looks like that white bloke" It took us a while to work out that she was referring to Barry White again.
[Off-topic] prototype7:
Can I ask you a question?
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
"ATM machine."

You do realize the M stands for Machine, right?

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[Off-topic] Soap:
Can I get some gas for my blender?

The Creator of Suds N' Bubbles
[Off-topic] xaccers:
"hey guys watch me, it's going to be awesome!"
[Off-topic] jaredw444:
What are you making meth.

Further research shows everything causes sickness, but only if your a lab rat in California
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
When does a monkey have a trunk ?

When a suitcase just won't do..................
[Off-topic] KidCarter93:
Here's one I like to say to people. It's sounds stupid as hell but it's actually kinda clever.

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Sparky: what are you doing?

Me: flashing (a) SU (zip)

Sparky: who the hell is Sue?....and why are you flashing some broad?

:rolleyes::confused::rolleyes::confused::rolleyes::confused::rolleyes::confused::rolleyes::p

Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it. :p
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/for_all_intents_and_purposes

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/all-intents-and-purposes.html

Not sure what you find wrong with the first, or the second really. Perhaps the second is slightly redundant, but not enough to get upset over.
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Lmao!!

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
True story.

Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it. :p
[Off-topic] xaccers:
That awkward moment when you have to explain sarcasm ;)
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
"That awkward moment when you have to explain sarcasm." Guy said it to me once; once...

=p
[Off-topic] prototype7:
That awkward moment when your sarcasm makes no sense.
[Off-topic] Bharakrama:
Working in IT ... the use of the abbreviation of "CPU" to mean computer. It ... makes ... me ... twitch :banghead:

"Can you move my CPU to this overly sized office which I will actually fit my ego but is not physically required for me surfing the internet."

I'd love to just yank the actual CPU out and just leave it on their desk and be like "DONE!"
[Off-topic] prototype7:
Lol, sounds like someone is trying to sound smart and failing badly. Even worse is "CPU processor."
[Off-topic] veeman:
+1

My mom says that. So annoying.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Then there's the half-wits that think memory is the hard drive.

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[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
"Half of you move over there, half of you over here, and the rest of you come with me."
[Off-topic] StormMcCloud:
ATM Machine, PIN Number, CAC Card (Common Access Card), LCD Display, Tuna fish, HIV Virus, etc...

Do people just not realize how stupid they sound when they say things like this?
[Off-topic] conantroutman:
In 'merica its pronounced "toona fish"...

Annoys me... :p in fact toona annoys me full stop, awful, vile, stinking filth.... :spew:

Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
i already covered the ATM one earlier today, but those are mighty fine additions!
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
"I'm from Europe." No way that conversation is going anywhere good.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Cool, you got your 10 posts....LATER!
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
There are a large number of n00bs posting tonight. I feel a drive-by is going to happen with links to online streaming movies and sporting events.

But back on topic....

Can I be honest with you?
[Off-topic] Keion:
Yolo

Sent from my 3d porn machine.
[Off-topic] ic3y:
every time Chelsea plays on TV my girlfriend asks who Chile is playing against (due to the abbreviation CHL) xP
[Off-topic] bangdrum:
Fag. Most over used "insult" mostly used by kids or by no life video gamer adults. Makes me want to punch people through my mic when I play xbox.
[Off-topic] KidCarter93:
When people think that "your mum" is the best insult ever and constantly use it. Eurgh!

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[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
When people say "mum" instead of "mom."
[Off-topic] veeman:
When people say mom instead of "Dear Mother"
[Off-topic] drpsyko:
People who put everything on the desktop. "It is easier to find it, duh."
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
Why is calling someone a cigarette an insult?
[Off-topic] spider623:
At the cashier

Are you paying for that?:what:
[Off-topic] Theshawty:
Dunno about you, but I wouldn't wanna be called a cigarette.

On topic: Mac users/Apple lovers who say Macs are immune to viruses. Yeah, sure. Pfft.

iPhone users who claim they have the ultimate phone. Ultimate what? Clogged up homescreen with only icons, no widgets without jailbreaking. *****, please.
[Off-topic] jaredw444:
When you walking out the front door

"Are you going out"
[Off-topic] :
When I send a text and get back the reply "word".
[Off-topic] Theshawty:
When people ask you: "are you sleeping?"

I usually respond: "no, I'm training to die"
[Off-topic] KidCarter93:
When you're clearly standing in the queue and someone asks if you're in the queue, -_-'

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[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
When people say "queue" instead of "line."
[Off-topic] KidCarter93:
When people think there's a difference in the context I used it in.

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[Off-topic] veeman:
I sometimes go to the mall to chill out in the AC.
[Off-topic] bangdrum:
I was going for attempted insult.
[Off-topic] veeman:
But queue is the correct term. Just we Americans are too lazy/stupid to spell queue right.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
My printer speaks it fluently.

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Nah, euros are just strange, we had to fix it for them.
[Off-topic] StormMcCloud:
I go to the mall to hunt cougars.
[Off-topic] angeljuarez:
when people ask "where did you lose it?"
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
"I have an iPhone."
[Off-topic] mikef:
Actual stupid question posted on XDA:

"where is the advanced/technical questions forum located?"

My answer:

"This is XDA. You are already here."
[Off-topic] Theshawty:
- I have misplaced my -insert-object-here-

- I know where it is!

- Ya, where?

- It's in the last place you put it! *trollface*
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
How about where newspapers and some people say something "was found missing" ?
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Holy crap! How did you do that to your phone? Did you jailbreak it?

*followed by me immediately punching them in the face for calling rooting jailbreaking)

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[Off-topic] MiguelHogue:
When a person asks you if you seen a certain movie...

You reply no

And they say something like like "Ahh man you didn't see that movie"?

Didn't I just say I didn't see the damn movie.. Asking again won't get a different answer -__-
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Any and all unsolicited advice.

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] SteveG12543:
"Is Long Island long?"

"Electricity doesn't start fires."

Both from the same person lol...
[Off-topic] veeman:
Two finger click.
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
When any female says, "Will you please buy me a watch?" There's a clock on the stove for a reason.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
That ^^^^

IMO is a stupid thing for you to say. :rolleyes:

HTC One X running Viper ROM and Bricked kernel....
[Off-topic] KidCarter93:
Not gonna lie, this deserves more than a simple high five. *bro-fist*

A thanks will have to suffice though #_-

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[Off-topic] MiguelHogue:
Lol this made my day

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[Off-topic] 85gallon:
You know why women's feet are smaller? So they can stand closer to the sink!! LOL J/K Couldn't resist!! :D
[Off-topic] :
SuperSU - Chainfire is a great dev but that name just Erks me.

Kind of like..

Has anybody seen the remote?

The black one that says Sony on it?

Yeah that's the one.

Nope, haven't seen it.
[Off-topic] abluetowel:
"Being drunk is different from being wasted, I mean getting high" my gf lol
[Off-topic] Archer:
If people are gonna turn this thread into a thread to slag off women then I'm gonna close it. Your choice.
[Off-topic] StormMcCloud:
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
[Off-topic] KidCarter93:
:p

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[Off-topic] scoffyburito:
If you enter these restricted premises, you will be shot and killed and then receive a 50$ fine.
[Off-topic] MiguelHogue:
When a person asks you if you are sleep..

Nooo I'm just laying there with my eyes closed playing dead

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[Off-topic] Soap:
"Dawg" .. What are you? A rapper? No. Just a 12 year old kid who wants to be cool.

:cool:

The Creator of Suds N' Bubbles
[Off-topic] TekkenLaw:
My daughter (age 6) when we go on a long drive..after every 15 min.s..

She: Are we there yet?

Me: NO

She: How much longer now..?

Me: $#^@&^*
[Off-topic] tessut:
When somebody asks if you are stupid :D
[Off-topic] cag7:
On going argument with my American gf....

Its spelt A R S E not A S S! An ass is a donkey.... jeez!
[Off-topic] veeman:
Because no other words in the English language have double meanings.
[Off-topic] jaredw444:
If your not ganna be appropriate dont post, i dont really think i should have to emphasize what that means. After all, this forum is to help and make every one feel accepted.

NO SEXIEST, RACIAL OR INAPPROPRIATE JOKES.

Thanks
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
"I think I fixed it."

-Many a man.

Please edit if that's too sexist =p
[Off-topic] flipq88:
God some of you need to have a sense of humor....
[Off-topic] veeman:
God some of you need to read the forum rules....
[Off-topic] dark_knight35:
Can't find it anymore, but a few days ago( maybe yesterday) a guy created a thread in Galaxy S dev section and asked for a 2.1 fw as 2.2 is too laggy for him :D. And he really meant it serious!
[Off-topic] Theshawty:
(One of the) Most stupid comment(s) I've heard in years: "I just want a phone that works, so I chose an iPhone"

Why are people naturally assuming android doesn't also just work?
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Exactly! My friend said that (cause I got rid of Sense) my phone is **** (she has a Desire C, so my phone takes a steaming crap on her's) and it has huge bugs (occasional FC). Then an iFail user says that she's right and we should all just buy iPhones cause they're better, easier to use & just work

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[Off-topic] IRX120:
The stupidest thing ivy heard anyone say is "god is not real"

It may sound stupid but watever
[Off-topic] veeman:
That's not stupid. That's an opinion. I could counter by saying prove that god/gods are real but religious discussion stays off xda.
[Off-topic] KidCarter93:
I was about to say that myself. Damn you work quick ;)

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[Off-topic] jaredw444:
The dumbest job ever, this is a real job

A professional cuddler

plays by prison rules
[Off-topic] kylec:
Girl I know: "I just had me hair did"

Frustrates me so much
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
^Hahahaha, from Memphis to Australia.
[Off-topic] deathnotice01:
"i love my iphone"

stupidest sh*t someone says
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
I was in Radio Shack a few years ago and I bought two connectors for my surround sound system. To say they would fit in the palm of my hand would be an understatement.

So when I paid for them the chick behind the counter handed me this 12" long receipt and then started to put it in this huge plastic bag, Now I am not a tree-hugger by any means, it is just easier to stick the stuff I bought into my pocket and go on.

So I tell the chick, "No thanks. I don't need a bag."

She looks at me and says "Cool. Save a tree dude!"

All I could say was "Yep. Those plastic trees are endangered."
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
I'm guilty of this one myself, but when the workers at the desk by where you scan your card at the gym say "Have a great workout!" I almost always say "Thanks, you too". Unfortunately I also do this kind of thing at restaurants and at the movies.
[Off-topic] jaredw444:
When people say

" the technology was ahead of their time" ......obviously not they made it
[Off-topic] ingenious247:
When someone calls your home phone and you answer and they say, "what's up man, where you at right now?"
[Off-topic] AnarchiX:
Install Gentoo.

iykwim
[Off-topic] SteveG12543:
On Facebook:

Person 1: Hey, text me, I don't have your number anymore, new phone, blah blah blah.

Person 2: Alright.

Two minutes later via texting:

Person 2: Hey.

Person 1: Who is this?

I hate that lol.
[Off-topic] jaredw444:
This isn't really a dumb saying its just ironically funny. Ole lady gets on me for drinking tap water, all she drinks is bottled/filtered. Goes to dentist today has two cavities, dentist said because she doesn't drink tap water she got them.

Dam those pesky chemicals like Fluoride they put in our water:D

dumbest thing lately.....miui roms
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
"Drink more!"

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[Off-topic] jaredw444:
Ole lady asks last night....

" if the Olympics are in England, why are they cheering so much for great Britain?"
[Off-topic] BiteBlaze:
"Dr. Dre is a noob"
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
''Pet food system''.
[Off-topic] don2012:
they guy who said that is a noob
[Off-topic] :
Last night my buddy was trying to get me to go to the club with him and I wasn't very enthused. I called to ask what kind of music they were playing, the guy says "we have a dj". I asked, "so EDM?", he replies "No, mostly dance music". I laughed and hung up. Thought that was kind of dumb of him. I dont expect everyone to know what EDM is, but when you work at a place called "_____ Music Hall"....:rolleyes:
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Hah, that's begging for a "because you hate yourself and find your only relief in making other's miserable?"
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
I always wanted to say "Yes, but I'm not going to give you any info you don't already have to use against me so I'll just pretend to be surprised when you tell me".
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Or "Why do you think I think you stopped me?"
[Off-topic] saywhatt:
"omg, my iPhone is a billion times better than your android phone!"

:\ never underestimate android!!!!
[Off-topic] :
There is an ethernet cable running down the hall temporarily, I was telling somebody to be careful not to trip on it. Her exact words:
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
This actually happened today.

Sitting outside a classroom with about a dozen other people. All within 5 feet of the door.

New person walks right up to door, tries to open it. Stops and stares as if the concept of a locked door is too much for their feeble mind and shatters their concept of reality.

At this point everybody is just staring at her wondering what she'll do next.

"It's locked?"

Twelve consecutive facepalms.
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
Saw a truck for sale today. Had a sign on it that said 25,000 “actual“ miles. WTF?

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[Off-topic] ingenious247:
New engine I would assume..

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