[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
One day mopar will learn how to pretend he's not as drunk as he really is, like a true alcoholic. I can get hammered and still perform like im sober as a judge. Only problem is when I'm sh*tfaced if you set me off I go muy loco and turn into an angry gorilla, sometimes over stupid things. This one time when my wife was pregnant with out first kid (our oldest son) she was working at a higher end sports bar and I had gone to watch the sunday games while she was working cuz both our teams were playing each other (falcons-me, vikings-her). Well this douchebag at the table next to me started talking sh*t about her being fat and slow (she was 7 months pregnant). Well I was fairly wasted since I'd been drinking since about 9am and it was now around 5pm. I turned around and said "hey di*khead that's my fu*king wife and she's almost 8 months pregnant, so shut your fu*king mouth." Well his big ass gets up, he's a few inches taller than me (I'm 6'7") and easily 150lbs heavier, and says to me "do you know who I am?" I just looked at him like he was retarded and replied "I don't fu*king care who you are, say one more rude thing about my wife and I'm going to break your jaw" Well needless to say he thought he was some cool guy cuz he had like 7 dudes with him and I was alone so he says "tell your fat ass wife to bring me my food and stop being lazy" and I just went :eek::mad: hopped over the little railing between us and shoved him back across a table as hard as I could. Well all his little butt buddies jump up and get in my face talking about "do you know who that is blah blah blah" like I really give a fu*k who this douchebag is that's talking sh*t about my wife, like him being famous and 2x my size is gonna stop me from faceplanting his big ass on the floor. Well he gets up and gets in my face and starts to say something, I don't remember what it was that started coming out cuz about the time he got close enough I kicked his knee backwards and punched him dead in the throat and as he started to fall towards me I jumped up and grabbed the back of his head and kneed him in the face as hard as I could and let him hit the floor unconscious. Then his buddies were all like "ZOMG do you know who that is?" I'm like "what am I about to be famous for knocking his dumbass out or something?" Turns out he was a bucs player, and I did actually become some what infamous after that. He did actually apologize to my wife once he woke up and realized I just ended his season cuz I blew his knee out. His buddies didn't even try to fight me either as soon as he collapsed like a brick wall being hit by a wrecking ball they all started back peddling and trying to explain none of them said anything about my wife. He ended up getting banned from the bar and everyone was buying me drinks the rest of the night and the GM of the bar was like "hey do you want a job working as a bouncer?" I was like "no thanks, he just called my pregnant wife fat and pissed me off" after that no one that worked there ever said one bad thing about her and it was a long running joke that if you messed with her I'd likely show up out of nowhere and cut you down like a tree cuz I was always really quiet and reserved when I'd go in and hang out and no one ever realized I was that mean.

☆SoA: Son's of Android™☆

I like to break stuff! :D