[Off-topic] whosgotlag:
You know every non-ninja assassin in every movie ever made? That's my Ukrainian stereotype.

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ELECTRONIC CIGARETTES:

Before I begin

I have given this exact write-up to 6 people I know; 5 have quit and are in varying weeks without cigarettes, one of them still has the morning cigarette only. It was introduced to me through the subreddit for it: http://www.reddit.com/r/electronic_cigarette which has 13 THOUSAND subscribers; and there are hundreds of stories of 20+ year habits broken. I myself was a Marlboro Red smoker for only 5 years; so it was decidedly easier for me, but these things WORK.

They are more complex than you think. These are not Blus or NJoys. it may require some research on your part, and I've already done the research - without it it's like getting thrown into XDA and not knowing what the hell a ROM or kernel is. Feel free to ask me if you have any questions.

If you can quit WITHOUT electronic cigarettes I'd advise doing so - you are not supposed to be inhaling anything besides air. THAT being said; in the short term electronic cigarettes are MUCH safer than real cigarettes and nicotine by itself IS NOT CARCINOGENIC (IE, if you like your nicotine stress relief, it's perfectly fine). You will experience most benefits of quitting smoking including increased sense of smell and taste, increased lung function, getting laid more often, teeth won't be stained, etc.

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Alright - so they look like robot penises because they're bigger batteries. Bigger batteries means more voltage so you can get more flavor / vapor / throat hit - essentially the things that make other ecigs too weak to be able to quit with.

To start up you need four things

1. A battery - 20ish bucks

2. A clearo/carto/tank - 9-15 bucks

3. A charger - 5 bucks

4. Nicotine Juice - this can vary, I'll give you two sites.

1. I have a battery called eGo C Twist - The twist means it's variable voltage (3.2 - 4.8 volts), the twist part is important because you'll want to be able to tune how much power you're running through the coils. I got mine from here http://www.litecigusa.net/category_s/249.htm - the 650mah and 1000mah refers to the size, I have a 650 one and a 900 one. I'd recommend grabbing two since you want a backup if one dies.

2. The clearos/cartos/tanks vary quite a lot - but they're what holds the juice and brings it to the coil to get vaporized. I grabbed a Mini Vivi Nova and a standard Vivi Nova. I'm probably going to get a few more later, it's useful to have a few. http://www.litecigusa.net/Vision_MINI_Vivi_Nova_V2_Clearomizer_Tank_System_p/vivi-nova-mini-kit.htm

3. Charger is .. you know - a charger.

4. Liquid - there's literally any flavor you can think of. Bacon to whiskey to blueberry cream. Two sites I used are

http://www.mtbakervapor.com/ - Mount Baker Vapor is pretty damn cheap and they're good. They're made at the time of ordering and nicotine juice needs some time to steep (a little complicated but essentially the chemicals need time to mix well so they taste good), so I only liked one flavor out of the 4 I got, but a week later and I like them all and the one I liked initially got REALLY good.

http://thevaporchef.com/ and http://www.fuzionvapor.com/ are considered 'gourmet vendors' and their juice is a bit more expensive. I just got some flavors from them, and they're ****ing delicious. A few I'm gonna let sit for a while, but honestly I'd grab some from these guys because they're really really good.

REDACTED got http://www.discountvapers.com/dv-ego-twist-starter-kit-900mah/ that starter kit for 50 bucks, and all he needed after was some juice. I went with the individual purchase and he chose the kit, so depends what you want to go for but we're both happy with it.

It seems a bit expensive to start up, but it's 1 week 6 days, and I've saved 61 bucks, so I've almost broke even already.

If you're serious about quitting, this really is the absolutely JOKINGLY easy way to do it. It took me a day after I got it to completely cut out cigs, .

what mine looks like http://i.imgur.com/B2R5pgz.png

double edit: made it a link cause that picture was big