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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Cdma: Canadians don't mind Americans. Lol I love you flashallthetime. (Not in a gay way) because we are all trolls with depositions of somewhat normal schitzophrantic paranoid narcissistic rage...:eek::laugh:

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Um.. Yes! We will call this meeting to order. Now sir please tell everybody why you are here?:confused:
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
My coworker dropped his sg2 and broke it, and now he feels like pooping at work has lost it's appeal.

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
Pooping at work never has any appeal. That's one of those things you do in an emergency because you'd poop your pants before making it home.

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[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
I have an addiction to being annoyed by ignorance. Does that count?
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
I don't know how you expect to get clean while hanging around these forums.....

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Yes us Canadians don't mind Americans, aslong as you don't flip our flag upside down. We have a saying "hosers" now guess what tv programs that was from?

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[HTC EVO 3D] z50king:
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you go****mn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Wait, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me... Ok tell me.... Now that's a post that could possibly get you banned for life.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Extreme trolling?

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[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
Sorry, but discussing different currencies is no longer allowed on XDA.

It tends to make people argue over which one is better.

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Supreme extreme trolling
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
What is allowed?

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[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
Trolling and cross posts.

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
You quoting my wife?

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Are we allowed to discuss who is better at trolling or will that cause people to flame each other?

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Lmmfao
[HTC EVO 3D] diestarbucks:
And then you fix the cable?
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Trolls are trolls, either you admit you are troll or you are in denial, at the hospital with my troll son, broke his wrist playing not hockey but soccer:eek::eek::eek::eek:

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[HTC EVO 3D] diestarbucks:
Did he land on it wrong when he flopped down like a fish when another played passed by him 5 feet away?

(Hope he heals quickly :))
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
No, I always told him to save the ball the his head, but noooo he had to stick his hand out,:):):)

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
So um I went to star bucks to buy a coffee, I gave the barista some Canadian money and she got pissed and swore she would wipe me off.the face of the earth with a soccerball :D:D:laugh::laugh:
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
You should go to Tim Hortons instead. Hockey pucks but no soccer balls.

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
I did but but he wouldn't except my money :crying:
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Tim Horton's is canada's favourite coffee joint, got to go to timmies

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
I do like there bagels.. however I am not a fan of dunkin donuts coffee. That ***** spilled coffe all over my interior ahhh:eek:
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
I thought he was the mayor of Canada.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
No, prime minister and he's dead

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No, prime minister and he's dead

Google man google

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[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
Pssssh prime what? Canada only has a mayor. Or a crossing guard. They definitely are not a country.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Not a country? I guess we are a unknown 51 state.:):):)then in that case g.s.m hahahhahhha

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[HTC EVO 3D] il Duce:
Uhhhh z50king...

Was that **** supposed to be real?

/confused

EDIT : didn't you say a month ago you were a pure math professor?
[HTC EVO 3D] danaff37:
it's a copypasta I think originally from a YouTube or Facebook comment that made its rounds on /b a few months ago
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
He just graduated with his math degree. I'm the math professor. Get it straight duce. :D

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[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
2+2 go!
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
IPhone 4s?
[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Um um.. 22 right ?
[HTC EVO 3D] z50king:
Yeah I'm the one spending most of my time in a middle school observing and participating with 2 focal students. All while being there is a gray issue legally with the district.

Oh, what joy becoming a public school teacher is
[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
= 11 in base 3.

Right, coal?

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
Yes. Now what is it in octal?

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[HTC EVO 3D] dryogeshd:
How to cook a Pepperoni cheese pizza?:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Earlier, you said you farted. Which is it?

Screen shot or it didn't happen.
[HTC EVO 3D] :
I'm the only one here that's even thanking anything...
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Happy now?;)
[HTC EVO 3D] :
You go on reddit?
[HTC EVO 3D] nuvens:
So..do the people that decide who gets recognized titles, so their titles read "recognized recognizers of the recognized"?
[HTC EVO 3D] :
Nah, it's probably just "Senior Person"
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Señor person.
[HTC EVO 3D] :
Hector Salamanca, of course.

Sent from my Evo 3D on Sprint's blazing fast 3G network with 4G coverage everywhere
[HTC EVO 3D] NineInchNails:
Just taking the pets out for a walk... nothing to see here
[HTC EVO 3D] Papa Smurf151:
Actually its senior moderators. Forum moderators get the request. We pass the request onto a thread that senior mods have. They evaluate and then determine. If yes it goes to an admin to change ur title. That a for rc and rt but for rec developer there is a committee that you have to apply with and its alot more in depth.

xda moderator/recognised contributer
[HTC EVO 3D] il Duce:
^ recognized boring post ^
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Ain't it enough for some guy to see you on the street and say "hey, I recognize you.....you're that dev!"

Edit: that happened to me. Someone thought I was AOSP.

the devil burnt my toast.
[HTC EVO 3D] :
That got me thinking...

We should all (especially recognized devs) post our pictures in our profile section so we know what they look like. Then, if you find a dev in real life, you pester them for a while and maybe get a picture.

I'm one step ahead of you guys.
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
That way, I can ask for an ETA in person....

the devil burnt my toast.
[HTC EVO 3D] diestarbucks:
Did you tell them a Fable?
[HTC EVO 3D] notsointeresting:
Lololololol bahahahahahahhh :thumbup:

You can follow me on Twitter - @NotSo1nter3stin
[HTC EVO 3D] Papa Smurf151:
xda moderator/recognised contributer
[HTC EVO 3D] Mexhawk06:
Can you guys please send a request for me to be come a recognize contributor to the troll department? Thank you your help will be much appreciated!
[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
The same old boring 4.

I hated octal on my first mainframe, a Honeywell 6000. The words were just too short.

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] motoelliot:
Cure for hiccups? Go!???

:confused:

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[HTC EVO 3D] il Duce:
There was a guy in the news recently, who wanted to use the "scare the hiccups out of you" tactic on his buddy after some drinking, so he pulled out his handgun, and accidentally (safety was off) shot his friend in the face, his friend died. I am not joking, Google it.
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
Sounds a lot like the death pact that we made because of this forum ;)
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Ok, but what about the hiccups?

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
I think death cures hiccups.

(Hangs head in shame for that joke)

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[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
I hope you are right, and the poor guy doesn't have to hiccup for eternity.

(Hangs head in even more shame)

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Not if you believe in reincarnation.:D:D:D:D:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::eek::eek::beer::beer::beer:

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[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
I would hope so

You achieved a "double-head-shame-hanger". Should be some kind of award for that....

Hopefully he will still have the hiccups, so we can go through the classy hiccup jokes again.

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Just don't allow anyone to point a gun at your head, as you only have two chances.

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[HTC EVO 3D] tgearman:
There is. I think they call it "Canadian Citizenship."

Oh, I just couldn't stop myself. Again.

:what::what::what::what::what:
[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
Puhlease....

At least if I had dual citizenship I wouldn't need a passport to pickup cheap drugs.

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Ok, here we go again with the Canadian jokes, I'll set this straight,(doubt it) ok Canada is the best country on this great planet,we live in a country with so many cultures it would blow your mind, there is no other country that is a multi cultural as Canada is. Our sense of humour is unmatched, yes we do make fun of ourselfs and why not, we don't take it serious as we know we do live in the best country, no we don't live in igloo's , only in Alaska. Come to Toronto and see what a spectacular city it is, it would open your eyes

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[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
I used to go to the Mariposa Folk Festival on Centre Island every year when I lived on the mainland, which was quite a while ago. Do they still have that every summer?

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Yes and much more, Toronto has grown every year, high rise condos are going up as fast as they can produce them, 9 million people live in the greater toronto area.

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Don't need a passport to pick up some drugs. I got a Michigan enhanced state id for that:laugh::laugh: Hello flash im your neighbor wanna go hang out and bang heads and drink?:p
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Sure, we are neighbours I don't insult the your rednecks, there is a ignorance that some americans have towards canadians, I have alot of rspect for my neighbours south of the boarder, you have built a vast empty country into a power house. Just come to Canada and see what we have, I have been to many countries and continents and Canada is by far the friendliest, cleanest, beautiful, advance and respectful country.

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Ok back to canadian trolling, eh!!:D:D:D

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By the way I only drink Canadian beer as your American beer sucks. If I was stranded on a desert island with only a case of budwieser I would rather die than drink that.:p:p:p

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Oh no you didnt just say all that. To clear the air out I'm not

redneck at all. As a matter of fact, I'm not fond of the southern accents and living on farms. Or all that southern hospitality. I grew up in Cincinnati and moved to Detroit a few years ago. I never had the pleasure of coming to Canada or any other country for that matter. Even though you are cultured, there are some great things about the U.S. Have you tried a Boston lager? That's the only beer I drink, way better than Budweiser. I'm an opened minded person and would not mind coming to Canada just to see and experience something new. Of course when I:D make jokes about Canada its only because its innocent fun. I don't mean any offense or am I racist. By the way, that Budweiser is piss water:p to me and would rather drink a lager or Canadian lager.:laugh::o
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
I just couldn't help myself, just poking a little sarcism back my southern neighbours, actually Boston and Chicago are beautiful cities. We can all have a pint on me, but I pay in Canadian funds only:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
You really need to try some of the beers from American breweries that don't advertise on the football games. There are literally thousands of micro breweries in the US that make world class beers and more bars here are starting to serve the quality stuff.

:micro brewery beer:

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Windsor does not represent Canada as a whole, Windsor is more like Buffalo, or as we call it arm pit city, no offence, but the Bills do play some actual games in Toronto, and why? Because that is where quater of the bills season tickets bought, by us Torontians, so we have ,NFL, NBA, MLB, CFL, MSL, and we had NHL, thanx Gary :banghead::banghead:

The banghead is for Gary Bettman

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
I actually got to go to a concert about a few years in Boston. Me and a couple guys drove there on a road trip with a quarter pound of some fine reefer. Crashed in New york, picked up this guy along the way, met some crazy people had a blast in Boston. Good times. Yes let's get together and have a few rounds eh? How much change can I get for a 10 dollar bill in Canada? :p:p:p
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
We have a fair share of micro brewers up here to say the least, beer is our coke cola up here, as kids our mothers fill our bottles.with a mixture of milk and beer:p:p:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
That explains why Canadians have bad grammar:laugh::laugh::laugh::p:p
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Yes, it was the lack of proper schooling and far to much woobly pops, go to the east coast Newfoundland and it sounds like they are speaking a totally different language, or as we call them Newfies:):D

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Lmmfao I'm about to pee myself :laugh::laugh::laugh:
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
See, sense of humour we do laugh at ourself all the time, just hold on, the outhouse is around the corner, and never mind the moose and just be curdious and leave a looney when you are done

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Lol ill do that the next time I go outside and leave a looney next to the crackhead sleeping on the bench in front of my apartment building.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Got to love Detroit especially the Lions as bad as the Maple Laughs (leafs)

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
I know right. You can walk outside and see a bum and a manager of a pharmacy throwing trash at eachother. An occasional ranting crackhead and of course, a ton of burnt down house in the ghetto sigh.. :angel:
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
Canada is beautiful. Been there on many occasions. Molson is my go to beer. Followed by most of Sam Adams offerings. However I can't take you seriously due to the whole looney and twooney thing. I will say newfies and quebecers rival the stupidity and absurdity of our rednecks, hill billies, and right wing nut jobs. Stupidity is global, just concentrated more in some areas than others.
[HTC EVO 3D] ThunderStick:
Thinking of starting a new poll,

Question, what to do for jock itch

...
[HTC EVO 3D] Will32:
Generously apply bengay or icy hot
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
In Cdn funds 9.90 exchange rate , canadian dollar is slightly higher than your US greenback, sorry

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[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
We drove into Canada once on a road trip (before you needed a passport). It was lovely. I bought a Canadian Snickers with English and French on it. I kept the wrapper as a souvenir...until my wife said "Why do you have a stupid wrapper?" and threw it away. :(

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
That's what she said! Oh what now :laugh::laugh::victory::victory:

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The Boston lager. Mmmmmm dont share with your redneck neighbor or they will never leave. Unless you tell them to drop a looney off next to the moose should you have to go outside to pee.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Just watch out for yellow snow it's not lemon flavoured:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
All this Canada talk really makes me want to go now. Damn you flash :o
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Your are welcomed, it's the least I could do, I could tell you to flash coolexe's rom, if you wish and then you would have pooploops:D:D

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[HTC EVO 3D] z50king:
My gf is being a *****. I was in my garage when I heard tires screech and someone scream around the corner. I got on my bike and rode over to find nothing. Another neighbor was out there too, older retired man, and he started talking to me, real close like. My gf was texting me a few times and I didn't look at my phone. She drives in and I finally say ok i need to go and I ride back. She gets out of her car and starts yelling about not answering my texts of the last 5 minutes....

Anyone know that feel?
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
I have a wife, so no you wont get a sympathy from me.LOL I guess a case of pms?

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Just giving it to you, tell her to relax, woman can be a real thorn in your side kinda like some mods on xda.:):):):D:D

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[HTC EVO 3D] z50king:
Yessir. Sucks
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Do I hear another rant from you like yesterday?

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[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Wow, Toronto is fascinating.

British Columbia, FTMFW. Hot Springs, too.

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] Hedied4me:
You poor man.
[HTC EVO 3D] z50king:
Anthrax
[HTC EVO 3D] Hedied4me:
Hahaha
[HTC EVO 3D] mikocok:
I don't know that feel....
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Your friendly Canuck is back, it feels like a funeral around here, dead or died:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
How about some wine in a can?
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
:beer::beer:? Why not

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I going to take apart agrabren rom after I have had a few.:D:D:D

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[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
GSM or CDMA version?

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Gsm version, don't know what cdma is

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Was going to take apart coolexe rom but he did that himself

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[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
So hic-up I hhaaavvve finished muuuuy 24 annnnddd Iiiiiii started to pulllll apppaart agrabr3eeeeenzzz roooomeeeee, Iii can't cccccc s hit, got 2 go wiz

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[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
I love the way propaganda is spread

I'm done.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Silly isn't it, I just bang my head against the wall and ponder:D:D:D

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[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
Believe me friend you have no idea. It sucks knowing things. It makes you understand why ignorance is bliss.
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Hmm. Sounds like fun, whatever it is. I'm glad I missed it.

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Just trying to add some.humour to the whole situation, guys it is just a phone, thats all, more issue's that are far more serious, like no Hockey again, sucks to be canadian, square heads and all

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[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
After all that PMS talk, guys usually quiet down.

d3rpalicious.

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You wouldn't have that problem it Canada had more basketball teams than just ONE.

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
We did but the nba felt one s hitty team was enough for canadians.

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[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
You will see it eventually.

Humor is always acceptable. I'm just glad there is football on ;)
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Football? On a SATURDAY? College guys...if they are so great at football, how come they have to do it for free?

;)

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
You really think they do it for free? How naive.

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
Lol we all start somewhere.

Plus gotta support my state in prime time.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Canadian football league or National Football league? Yes we have our own crappy football league with all nfl rejects. I do prefer NFL any day, although L.A has no team, kinda makes you feel like us canadians

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[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
College football. Watched my Gators beat LSU. Technically I went to USF, but they suck this year so I hide the fact.

Speaking of the Canadian league, sometimes players play there then do well here. Like Kurt Warner.

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