yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
A woman told a mathematician and an engineer that whoever solves her riddle will get to sleep with her. Both agree so she states the riddle. Each person can get closer to her by only half the distance between them on each step. The mathematician states it would take an infinite number of steps to get to her and gives up. The engineer tries until they are close enough that they're touching. She says close enough you win.

I'm a mathematician and I approve this message.
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Lady-logic ****ing up the program, as usual.

A physicist would have said the "Planck Length" is the shortest distance.

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] z50king:
Are you a mathematician? I am a degree holder.

I knew that's how it was going to end. I was once on a team that went to high school calculus classes and talked about getting into college and things. A professor would sometimes talk about iterations of going half way to a wall. He was finish by saying, "You can find out if we reach the wall by either studying math or engineering in college..." And they were different
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
I'm a college math professor (if that counts as being a mathematician :D) Have a Masters in pure and applied mathematics.

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[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
You can never reach the wall.

You will end up 1.6 x 10 -35 meters away. You can't cut that in half.

(but if you do manage to do it, you win the Nobel prize)

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] S70RM3R:
You're both wrong.

Yeah that's right I said it. :eek:
[HTC EVO 3D] danaff37:
Well I'm a computer programmer, so 1 / 2 is already 0. So I win the girl right away.
[HTC EVO 3D] il Duce:
I'm a car salesman, so I'll just sell you all new cars, then I win. You wouldn't understand the math anyway :p
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
You can't sell a car to a guy with no money! And half of zero is....is......um....

Dammit. Whatever.

:D

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] evo bryan:
i need lots of mathe help just started intro to math i did bad on the placement test
[HTC EVO 3D] z50king:
Oh wow. I just have a bs and am now getting my teaching credential to teach high school. I don't really care what levels.

What school do you work at? Are you a lecturer there or did you get a full professor role?

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Shoot me a pm with your phone number. I can text you help
[HTC EVO 3D] danaff37:
I was previously a car mechanic at a dealership. Amazing I like ya and get along so much considering. Lol You seem awfully intelligent compared to the typical car salesmen I've known
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Lol, it's almost like you said "you speak well, for an imbecile." ;)

jk

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] diestarbucks:
What do you mean "ALMOST"?

:cool:
[HTC EVO 3D] il Duce:
Lmao. I worked in service/parts for about 7 years first.

High five!
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
^^ grease monkey.

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
I had a student once who got a 100% on a test in my prep 1 class (basic arithmetic, fractions, decimals, etc). When I congratulated him, he said, "I shouldn't be congratulated. I'm king of the morons".

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[HTC EVO 3D] danaff37:
That must explain the likeability part. Lol

No lie, one time working on a sales man's car, had to go into the trunk to trace a short. The trunk was full of... Uh toys of an adult nature, some beaded some electrical. Yikes...
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
like hell he is. that's MY title, ask my fiance.
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
Saw this at Chuck E Cheese at my daughter's birthday party.

In the words of Charlie Sheen, this thread is:

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[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
Anyone got an apk for this?

I went out to my car in the garage to get a pack of smokes and there's a gd raccoon chilling in back seat. Scared the crap outta me and now he's wedged himself under the drivers seat.
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Try fruit ninja, raccoons love fruit.

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] japoco_poz14:
wowww:)
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
Yeah, but they hate broom handles and Lysol to the face!
[HTC EVO 3D] danaff37:
You should have just left it. I mean Ricky Bobby can drive with a cougar in his car.
[HTC EVO 3D] il Duce:
Awesome movie!
[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Racoons, you have to be careful, distemper is a serious disease which many racoons have, if you noticed the roccon walking as though it's was drunk:beer::beer::beer:, wash every area with water and bleach, dogs, cats and kids can pick it up, I had a racoon that came to my front door and just sat there, no matter what I did, called animal control (not xda mods) and they said it was affected with distemper, washed my porch down with water and bleach
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
It's a good thing I used Lysol then:D
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
No bleach or flame thrower, just borough one off xda

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I had a mother and babies once in my garage, got the babies out but the mother was being a *****, final after 2 hours she fled, until that night she tore and scratched the hell out of my garage door for 2 nights
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
Yeah it's been in my trash the last couple nights and it chewed the hell out of my man door and bags of softener salt.
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
This just goes to show how dumb isheep are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdIWKytq_q4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
At least those guys weren't waiting in lines outside the Apple store this morning to buy one.

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
That Apple store is like an aquarium. "Awww look at the iSheep. They're so cute."

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[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Another year without our beloved canadian game of hockey, thanx to this idiot
[HTC EVO 3D] hockeyfamily737:
Just when the game was starting to recover from the last labor dispute.
[HTC EVO 3D] danaff37:
So some guy named Rom chef II is asking about the forbidden kernel? I call shenanigans. Trolls are bad enough , but fan boy trolls of any kind are worst. Like the pc gamer versus console gamer trolls of yesteryear
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Yap, blame solely on all those american teams that are losing money, coyotes to quebec city, just sickens me, bring in a idiot who has no idea about hockey and above all, a guy with the most hideous accent. I am canadian, save our game please, no offence to my american friends but it's our game.
[HTC EVO 3D] diestarbucks:
Agree totally about frigging Gary Bettman,..

I'll leave this for you Canadianman:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?page=UltimateStandingsMapleLeafs2012

:)
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
Isn't there some kind of Canadian hockey league or something like that? Considering most of the NHL teams are American, played mostly by Canadians, you'd think all the players going to Europe, Asia, or Antarctica to play during the lockout would just go home to play.

Hockey - the only thing Canadians do well. ;)
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Oh, don't get me started with the leafs, our general manager is also american, he's a ego maniac, and has done nothing. I miss Harold Ballard.

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Tampa has a hockey team and you have 3 great canadian players on our team.
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
Yeah, St. Louis, Lecavlier, and Stamkos are great, but the rest of the players that surround them are usually mediocre. But they make for some exciting hockey (or they did). The problem with hockey in the US is TV. When the finals are played on Versus (err... NBC sports) the league has visibility issues.

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[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
You need Don Cherry
[HTC EVO 3D] hockeyfamily737:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-PWJmvvZ_M&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[HTC EVO 3D] dimebagdan65:
Just thought I'd share the fun I have on Facebook trolling iSheep threads... it's public, so all can read, but if you're a Failbook user, feel free to pick up where I left off lol

TL:DR preview-it starts with me talking sh*t to the CEO of Scott-e-Vest lol

http://m.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/story...ent_reply&actorid=1091154656&__user=747817124

Sent from my SGSIII on Sprint
[HTC EVO 3D] kiewee3:
Sent from my Sense 4.1 EVO 3d ~ Kiewee3
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
At his age in the video, he's still better than most of the Lightning players.

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[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
He's honest, tells it the way it is, and not shy in giving his true feelings about any subject. We love our grapes (don cherry's nickname) we need someone like him on xda, call all the kangers by name.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Man and thought kangeroos where only seen down under or the zoo, I can't believe we have them on xda,the venomus snake bites the kangeroo again

my evil evo is wired on sense 4.1 viper 3d with a dose of the infected kernel
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
No, just trying to be funny, no complaint as i was the first to question predator about viper rom as I am running it on my evo

my evil evo is wired on sense 4.1 viper 3d with a dose of the infected kernel
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
Understood. I've been watching it since he brought it over. Was just waiting for the right person to report it.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Did not want to get involved but it was obvious to me, hope we can go forward and the kanging roms will hopefully stop

my evil evo is wired on sense 4.1 viper 3d with a dose of the infected kernel
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
MARIO, STOP THE MADNESS!!

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[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
I remember when XDA was a little less dramatic. So much junior high school-yard girl crap going on now. People copying lightly-themed roms, throwing others tweaks in, calling it their own work.

It's one thing to take from someone and expand upon it (take rock n roll, for example), but man.....these guys who just straight steal....they need attention that bad?

More and more, this place and anthrax and infected make me feel a little embarrassed.

And that sucks.

linus would scoff at our collective stupidity.

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] danaff37:
I almost yearn for the days when the biggest trouble was one guy using multiple names to troll everybody... They fixxxed that up pretty quick though.
[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
I mean what's the purpose of kanging roms anyway? All you do is make yourself look like a loser. Do the right thing and make your own Rom from scratch. That way you can be proud of "your" own work.
[HTC EVO 3D] il Duce:
"fame" and "money"
[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Lmao wow these people must not have a life at all. You get more money selling crack than stealing someone else's work. Don't sell crack its bad for you.:)
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
Here is the thing with kang. It's a fine grey line in the open source world. Everything we do is built on the shoulders of someone else's work. I will elaborate more later.
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
See in the open source world, everything that's done is based on other people's work. It's a thin gray line that needs more elaboration at a future time.

(see what I did there :cool: )

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[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Well to clarify I was referring about people who intentionally take someone else's work and modifies it and passes it off like its their own work without getting permission and giving out credit for the originators of that work. Like plagiarism. I am fully aware that it is a problem and is not tolerated here on xda developers. Don't get me wrong I understand fully that working off of somebody else's shoulders is the main way of making progress. I'm pretty sure nobody likes someone stealing their work and flaunting it like they were the ones who made it. But thank you for giving me a better insight on this subject.
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
Well I will try to get a bit deeper in a few. I'm at work and got called into a meeting.
[HTC EVO 3D] treyweez11:
Mmmmmmm **** Obama? Lol
[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
You spelled "grey" the other way?

JK.

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
I changed his quote with some light theming by using a different shade of grey called gray. So it's not a kang.

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[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
It's a rom, if you have to kang a rom just to get attention your priorities are all wrong, what ever happened to honesty & respect, has the world gotten this bad, we should not follow apple's lead, just put yourself in the other person's shoes and maybe you will make the right decision

my evil evo is wired on sense 4.1 viper 3d with a dose of the infected kernel

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Can I get my donation back predator (mert)

my evil evo is wired on sense 4.1 viper 3d with a dose of the infected kernel
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
[soapbox]

Kang.

We work with open sourced material, which means we all use other people's work. Kang comes into play when we blatantly take something from someone with out asking and/or crediting and passing it off as our own. The problem also tends to be with egos, a lot of people here and on other sites let their ego get in the way of progress. You know why me or my team doesn't get into dev disputes? Because we keep our ego out of it. There is a lot of our work that is in other roms, and we use other people's stuff in ours, but we work with these people. We go out of our way to form relationships with these people. I know if I need help on something I can ask dev x and he will help me. A lot of us still do this for the good of the community, we don't do it to look cool, we don't do it for money, we do it because we want to make our phones amazing and we share that knowledge. As far as I'm concerned (and not everyone shares this point of view) if you don't want to work together, you don't want to share, but you do want to make money and trash talk or steal other's work you can gtfo. I'm tired of stupid dev wars, I'm tired of self entitled users, I'm tired of people kanging, and I'm tired of who did what first. Get over yourselves, work together, make something awesome. If you are worthy of glory it will find you. If you aren't, well.

[/soapbox]
[HTC EVO 3D] il Duce:
Pssshhhhhh.

I do it to look cool! :cowboy:
[HTC EVO 3D] diestarbucks:
And the people said "AMEN!"
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
This is not how you troll.

Just sayin.
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
Or is it?
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Or is it?

Kanged trolling:D:D

my evil evo is wired on sense 4.1 viper 3d with a dose of the infected kernel

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Is this a reason for a ban:beer::beer::beer::beer:

Just pissed no hockey this year again thanks too

my evil evo is wired on sense 4.1 viper 3d with a dose of the infected kernel
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
Ban??

Didn't I see somewhere you said you would like to be banned? I kid, I kid.

Yeah sucks no hockey, not interested it like I used to be though, so.
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
TL;DR

I kid. We all know that d3rp, Imagika, and 420 are the best teams with respect to helping others.

I remember him saying something about that too. Something about pstevep sucks and couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a ban hammer. :)

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[HTC EVO 3D] diestarbucks:
Hockeyfamily just got done painting that barn, don't throw things at it!
[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
Hey I get that. Honestly I am not here to talk trash on anybody. I must apologize for my ignorance earlier. I came to contribute the knowledge I have now and to learn and grow from the best. I hadn't realized how this community of crazies:p was tight like a noose lol. Big group hug come on guys :highfive:... They didn't have a hug smilie lol thanks a bunch

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Nighty night guys. I gotta hit the books in biology tomorrow morning. Later.
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
I wasn't accusing you of anything mate. Just making a statement. The trolls in this thread aren't usually the problem.
[HTC EVO 3D] il Duce:
I accuse you of derailing a perfectly good troll thread with an actual discussion.

For shame!
[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
It's cool bro. No big deal. You were dropping some knowledge. I just wanted to make my intentions known. I ain't worried about the trolls neither. Well later bro gotta lab in biology tomorrow morning.
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
Hey! Shut it!

This is my thread!

Here.

Fish

Gelato

Heroin

Pancakes

Gerbil
[HTC EVO 3D] il Duce:
This is your *troll* thread...

Have you ever tried fish gelato? Sounds amazing!
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
We are all banned, banned we are, or at least I am, take an aspirin and don't call me in the morning, beer please:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
How do you know I wasn't trolling?

And um no.
[HTC EVO 3D] il Duce:
Pancakes while on heroin sounds interesting...
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
What are things in Richard Gere's hotel room?

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[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
I'm not going to lie. I agree.

You my friend win. Like seriously, totally what I was thinking. One free pass for you.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
kind of looks like this too

My evil evo is snake bitten by venom sense 4.1 rom and also infected with THE kernel
[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
That would be gross since heroin is an analgesic.

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
I knew I liked you. Only other person I know who would link to heroin information.
[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
I brought the soy sauce. Let's boogie!

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Random thought: Does anyone have a inner tube, a monkey and a plane ticket to Cambodia?
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
You know you can get a lobster dinner there for $1?
[HTC EVO 3D] Jsparta26:
A full dinner for only a dollar? Looks like me and my monkey won't have to share. :p
[HTC EVO 3D] danaff37:
Troll tip #42

Go to the Wal-Mart. But a pregnancy test and a single wire coat hanger. Ask if you can return the hanger if you don't use it.
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
Way to get arrested tip #42: see previous post.

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[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
I think you're doing it wrong.;)

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
Seriously, no one got that movie reference?
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Hangover2? (idk, just thought I'd give it a wild guess)

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] hockeyfamily737:
LOL

Nope...It's MIB 2
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
Finally! Yes mib2.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
I don't miss hockey after all, there's more action tonite on xda, after my day, just sit back crack open a cold one and read, total mayhem
[HTC EVO 3D] kiewee3:
Took me a minute to figure that out... I'm slow.

Sent from my Sense 4.1 EVO 3d ~ Kiewee3
[HTC EVO 3D] Makowsky:
He should try some town in Poland like:

Puszczykówko

Szlichtyngowa

Włoszakowice

and more ;p
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
Looks like Saturday Night Live. For our non-US friends, it's a comedy show that runs...well...live on Saturday nights.

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[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
"Cheese burger cheese burger" "jane you ignorant slut"
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
But, noooooooooo!

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

Something that rarely happens on XDA.

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
By rarely happens, I believe you mean never stops happening ;)
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
You know what this thread needs: MORE COWBELL.

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[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
Unless you meant the beautiful day in the neighborhood. :)

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
Drawing my just turned 3 years old daughter did of herself. No she's not a cat, she tried to draw her curly hair.

(And bump).

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[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
Nobody trolls like Sammy.
[HTC EVO 3D] z50king:
Hey don't be a douche
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
Seriously, how do people still use the "I'm on Tapatalk so I can't search" excuse. Your phone has a @$&!#=&$$@&+/#?& browser built into it. Don't like it? Download Chrome, Firefox, Dolphin, Opera.

Idiots!

[/rant]
[HTC EVO 3D] rootlinux:
Actually Tapatalk search is pretty darn good now.

It even does advanced search.
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
I use that as an excuse when I'm answering questions and am too lazy to search for someone who was too lazy to search.

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[HTC EVO 3D] z50king:
What are talking about, search? This is all I get.
[HTC EVO 3D] rootlinux:
I think Tapatalk search is better than the browser search now. Lol
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Why do a search when they're so many helpful people on xda, they rather wait for hours to get an answer, than almost instantly, being sarcastic of course:eek::eek::eek:

take alittle bit of Viper3d and mix some anthrax goodness and what do you have? 1 awesome Evo 3d
[HTC EVO 3D] Spurtle:
So what is the ETA of the next patch?
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
What does ETA mean?

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[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Eat Twinkes Allowed

take alittle bit of Viper3d and mix some anthrax goodness and what do you have? 1 awesome Evo 3d
[HTC EVO 3D] ch1naski:
Extra Tomatoes, Anchovies.

d3rpalicious.
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
entitled trolls association
[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
Et Tu, Android?

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
I think everyone in this thread qualifies as card carrying members.

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[HTC EVO 3D] matrixmain78:
Estimated Time Arrival! It's 2012 thank God Google exists!
[HTC EVO 3D] Ravaged Pheonix:
Not sure if trolling, or actually taking question seriously...:confused::what::sly:
[HTC EVO 3D] danaff37:
Trolling the trolls by taking the trolls seriously....
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
A funny video for us iphone hatershttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7yyE6hZNDo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[HTC EVO 3D] matrixmain78:
Wow! Someone told me "it's that the new iphone?its bigger than my 4S, please remove the cover and let me see it!, ahh it's Made by HTC?" :eek:No iCrap fan! It's my 3vo with Miui! And still my phone its better than yours! :D
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
No trolls posted in here yesterday. That's sad. What's wrong with you people?

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[HTC EVO 3D] pstevep:
Well.

I have been busier than I want to be. Especially with extra curricular gpl based things.

Other trolls? God only knows.
[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
Not worth it
[HTC EVO 3D] ramjet73:
No one told you that yesterday was National Bluebird of Happiness Day?

It's hard to troll when you're chilling over bluebirds.

ramjet73
[HTC EVO 3D] ThunderStick:
Since I've been replying to all these retarded threads, my participated section on tapatalk is filled with useless threads and information. Oh well I'll add one more,,, trolled
[HTC EVO 3D] coal686:
i, was? Celebrating/ national' punctuation( Day-

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[HTC EVO 3D] flashallthetime:
This is for all the gsm dumb, dumbs :banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead: