yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] StormMcCloud:
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
[Off-topic] K.A.:
Why So serious?

I'm going to make him an offer he cant refuse.
[Off-topic] ROFLkopter:
"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!"

Press 'Thanks' if I helped!
[Off-topic] Pop Tarantula:
dark star, carpenter classic

"You don't hear the word 'no' very often, do you?"

"Yeah I do but it's more like 'Please....noo...noo'"

Analyze This!

Desire HD : CM7.2.0 RC3 : Tapatalk 2.1.3
[Off-topic] -HellRaiser-:
"I am always around !!! "

Superman returns
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point.
[Off-topic] Pancakes_Gio:
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

Tony Montana:D

"Reality Hits You Hard, Bro"
[Off-topic] Reedisbomb:
Movie quote

"Blue with a hint of your mother" -xkcd color survey, movie rights pending

blog.xkcd.com/2010/05/03/color-survey-results
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
"Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?" -Ian Holm, Garden State

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] samsgun357:
"Who let this IRA mother****er in my bar?" "I'm just kidding how are you"

"Oh not good Frank, my mothers on her way out"

"We all are, act accordingly"

Just one of the many classics from The Departed

Pluck strings....
[Off-topic] StormMcCloud:
"Why don't you make like a tree and get the f*** outta here!"- Boondock Saints
[Off-topic] chrisrj28:
Enough is enough, I've had it with these muthaphu@?in snakes on this muthaphu@?in plane....

Samuel Jackson, best movie line ever
[Off-topic] MrChaosDesire:
"Its not always rainbows and sunshine in this world..."

Austin 3:16 said "I just whooped your ass"
[Off-topic] han-shinbi:
Joyful noise movie:

Earla: "...I'm gonna be known as' tap it & die'..."

Pastor: "I heard that!"

Sent from my intricate brain via mind control.
[Off-topic] darkmirko:
Great Scott!

Back to the future. :sbav:
[Off-topic] X8invisible:
No, Elvis is not dead, he just went home
[Off-topic] KeanuC:
"Say What Again!!! "
[Off-topic] OpAckTool:
Alot of good quotes from Trainspotting. Many not very clean...
[Off-topic] DarkDr0id:
Why so serious

May the force be with you

Not a movie quote but

The one who's strong doesn't always win but the one who wins is strong:rolleyes:

sent from to far from my computer
[Off-topic] :
Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
[Off-topic] stephj:
This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
[Off-topic] samsgun357:
"What now"?

"What now, let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard pipe hittin niggas to come down here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch and get busy with the homes here" " You here me talkin hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight, I'm gonna get medieval on that ass"

Sent from a galaxy far far away......
[Off-topic] stephj:
From the same film as post#128....

This unknown, comes out of nowhere, to lead the pack at Augusta. He's at the final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2-iron, I think.
[Off-topic] :
"You've got to be a stupid mother****er to get fired on your day off"

"What the **** are you stealing boxes for? You tryin to build a clubhouse?"

-Smokey (Friday)

"I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile"

-Uncle Rico (Napoleon Dynamite)
[Off-topic] Techwolf12:
-I didn't get this car. I stole it. That's a felony. --Well, it shouldn't be if it can't go over forty!
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
I've got enough of these motherfu#king snakes on this motherfu#king plane!

-Samuel L. Jackson

Yippi-kay-yei, motherfu#ker!

-Bruce Willis
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
"unh, unh, unh. Ooooo, ooooo ooo, ahhhhhh unnnhhh, ooooh, oooohhhh, uunnnnnnh, ooo, ooooo, yes, Yes YES, YESS, YESSS, YESSSSSSS, YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!"

Meg Ryan - When Harry Met Sally
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Wow, I thought I was the only one... *brofist*

Sent from my wallet
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
[Off-topic] vlsmp:
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
[Off-topic] PureLogic:
its not who i am, but what i do, that defines me.

- batman begins
[Off-topic] darkmirko:
"Ezekiel 25:17 - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." BANG!
[Off-topic] XO:
great quotes.

one i like is : "I don’t want a broken heart because I’ll lose the pieces" - Lil Wayne. ahahahaha!:laugh::crying:
[Off-topic] tranceph0rmer:
Ju ****ing wid me, ju ****ing wid the best!!

I make hits, not the public.

I tell the DJs what to play, understand?
[Off-topic] xXdarkskyyyXx:
madea are you going to church sunday.no. but u said you would.......nono i said by the church i didnt say i was going to church see we just drove by the church
[Off-topic] Archer:
Not a movie, but an awesome quote...

"You've got a time machine. I've got a gun. What the hell... Let's kill Hitler."
[Off-topic] :
Anything from Lucky Number Sleven!!

Slevin: I'm sorry, who are you?

The Boss: I'm The Boss.

Slevin: I thought he was The Boss.

The Boss: Why? Do we look alike? So, Mr Fisher, you were gonna tell me something?

Slevin: I don't know, you brought me here.

The Boss: Yes I did. Back when you thought I was him.

Slevin: I didn't think you were him, I thought he was you. And I was trying to tell him - you that they picked up the wrong guy.

The Boss: The wrong guy for what?

Slevin: Whatever it is you wanna see me about.

The Boss: Do you know what I wanna see you about?

Slevin: No.

The Boss: Then how do you know I got the wrong guy?

Slevin: Because I'm not...

The Boss: Maybe I want to give you $96,000. In that case do I still have the wrong guy?

Slevin: Do you wanna give me $96,000?

The Boss: No, do you wanna give me $96,000?

Slevin: No, should I?

The Boss: I don't know, should you?

Slevin: I don't know, should I?

The Boss: [pause] Long story short.

Slevin: I think we're well past that point.

The Boss: I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose.

Slevin: Okay, I'm under the impression that you're under the impression that I owe you $96,000...?

The Boss: No, you owe Slim Hopkins $96,000. You owe Slim, Slim owes me. You owe me.

The Boss: [shows Slevin the body of Slim in his freezer] Hey, Slim? Do you know this cat? Slim?

[turns to Slevin]

The Boss: No use. Ever since somebody shot him, old Slim went deaf.

Slevin: What happened to make Slim go deaf?

The Boss: Why?

Slevin: Well, because I owe you $96,000, and I might have a slight problem coming up with the money.

The Boss: Oh, okay. Well, why don't we just make it an even 90?

Slevin: I... may have exaggerated the slightness.

The Rabbi: [interrupting] My father used to say: "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."

The Rabbi: The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are off today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived and it's too late. You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what someone else has.

Mr. Goodkat: Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story.

Slevin: I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left.

Lindsey: What's that?

[cuts to Boss's penthouse]

Slevin: Yes.

Slevin: The two of you killed everything I ever loved.

[pause]

Slevin: F*ck you both.
[Off-topic] Archer:
Anything from that film is awesome. One of my favourite ever films.
[Off-topic] KidCarter93:
Whitaker: Hey, wait a minute. These are the fish that ate ****, right?

Peter Gaulke/Cooker: Yeah!

Whitaker: Alright, so go with me here. If **** is in the fishes, and we're eating the fishes, doesn't that mean we're eating ****?

Cooker: [after a long pause] What the f*ck!

[everyone spits out the fish in disgust]

One of endless brilliant quotes in Strange Wilderness

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[Off-topic] X8invisible:
From TED:

'There is a sh** on my floor'

'Maybe there is a floor under your sh**'

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[Off-topic] 85gallon:
I think I just shat myself!!
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
LOL where's that from? That was hilarious :D

Sent from my wallet
[Off-topic] Archer:
It's a great quote, isn't it :)

It's from Doctor Who, an episode appropriately called 'Let's kill Hitler'. I'm catching up on all the Matt Smith episodes before the new series starts.
[Off-topic] rolo143:
My favorite quote from "Batman Begins":

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me" - Bruce Wayne/Batman
[Off-topic] Jbluna:
"Never leave the cave without it" - Batman & Robin

In reerence to...*sigh*....the bat credit card

...oh not because it's a a good movie/scene or anything like that, hell no; I think it single handedly managed to kill a couple of brain cells....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcukDDDhuYk
[Off-topic] ChillyChan:
From Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?

Sokka: No. I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing really.

Sokka: I'm too young to die!

Old Fisherman: I'm not but I still don't wanna!

Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.

Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!

Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction.

Sokka: Can you even *hear* yourself?

Iroh to Zaho who is about to kill the Moon spirit in fish form: "Whatever you do to that fish, I WILL unleash on you tenfold!"
[Off-topic] heinrichkaiser:
Well I'm german but I work in india.. this is a dialogue from a Bollywood movie.. its the best I've ever heard

Gangs of Wasseypur - "aand chahe kitna hi bada ho jaye.. rehna to usey laand ke niche hi hai"

Roughly it means " no matter how large your balls are.. they'll always be under your d**k.."
[Off-topic] 2momo123:
lol
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
"You ****!"

Jeff Spicoli
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Omg...I just came in here to post a Spicolli quote lol

"There's no birthday party in here for me."

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] yosup:
Black Hawk Down

Cpt. Steele: Quick word, Specialist.

Pilla: Sir.

Steele: Tell me, Pilla. You understand why we have a chain of command, don't you?

Pilla: Roger that, sir.

Steele: 'Cause if I ever see you undermining it again, you'll be cleaning latrines with your tongue til you can't taste the difference between **** and French fries. Are we clear?

Pilla: Hoo-ah, sir.
[Off-topic] :
Fear and loathing in las Vegas

Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.

We can't stop here! This is bat country!!

You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!

Sent from my Xoom
[Off-topic] StormMcCloud:
One of my favorite quotes from Act of Valor.

"Live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about his religion. Respect others in their views and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life. Beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and of service to your people. When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." - Lieutenant Rorke

I love this movie even though I can't really watch the final scene at the funeral. Brings up too many memories and brings out too many tears.
[Off-topic] Android_Monsters:
Dream For an Insomniac

Frankie: Anything less than mad, passionate, extraordinary love is a waste of time.

Deep Cover:

David Jason: With dreams begin responsibilities
[Off-topic] whodisname:
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here! ;)
[Off-topic] Android_Monsters:
Martha Stewart miniseries:

Martha:

I have a short memory for painful things
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
"She said that every living creature on earth dies alone." - Donnie Darko
[Off-topic] KidCarter93:
Of course I know xD

Lilo & Stich FTW :D

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[Off-topic] :
Daniel Plainview - There Will Be Blood
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
"Wake up early...and take a walk with your grandma...so she doesn't get raped." -Hesher

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] tranceph0rmer:
You got nothing. You got no evidence, you got no proof, you got nothing,... nothing - Al Capone

First come smiles. Then come lies. Last is gunfire.
[Off-topic] saywhatt:
"orange soda!!"

-Kel, the dude from Kennan and Kel in Nickelodeon back in the late 90s :P
[Off-topic] whodisname:
What we have here is a failure to comunicate!

Also

"I have a notoriously dry sense of humor"
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
I'm not chubby; it's protective karate fat!
[Off-topic] bword:
Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!

Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
[Off-topic] iKoolkid:
Maximus: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
[Off-topic] Dalabad:
"You shall not pass"

I always have to think about this in exams...
[Off-topic] devonbadman:
I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother****er mother****er!
[Off-topic] 85gallon:
Orange mocha frappachino!!!!!!

Surfing from my Kindle Fire running CM10 Jelly Bean.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Sister: "Feck You!"

Brother (to stunned mom): "I think she said 'feck'."

Mother: "What's the difference...."

Brother: "The letter U."

Almost Famous.

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[Off-topic] iKoolkid:
Gandalf lol.
[Off-topic] KidCarter93:
"Don't let no-one f*** you in the ass" - delivery guy from 4,3,2,1

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[Off-topic] veeman:
You can say ass but not ****?
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] studywes:
Hi everibody,

Can we remove the "Swipe screen to unlock" on the lockscreen with the last UK ics firmware lq2?

Thank you very much
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Braxos:
Yes just go to setting>display there untick "show help text"

Photo here
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] studywes:
thank you very much, work very well!!
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] snoopycr:
Is there a way to remove the swipe to unlock?

I want to press my home button, and it goes to my home desktop., no swiping anything to unlock?

Is that possible?
[Galaxy Note GT-N7000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Braxos:
Yes it can be done just go to settings>security and put "none" on lockscreen
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] jl10101:
Hey everyone,

I noticed a small dark spot on the left of the pictures I was taking with the phone, and ignored it. This was about 2 months ago.

But just today, I turned on the camera and saw a large smiley face dark patch on the camera. iv tried cleaning it with compressed air, rubbing alcohol, restarting the phone, reflashing the stock firmware. Nothing is helping.

Im really really annoyed, for a phone so expensive why is it plagued with so many problems? Nothing is stopping me from tossing this thing and getting an HTC or something because I am getting a bit fed up with the pink spot, usb port problems, grey spot etc etc. :mad: Anyway, enough complaining.

For now, any suggestions?

http://i.imgflash.com/plb.jpg
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] MistahBungle:
I'll give you $20 for the phone.
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] jl10101:
Didn't realise this was a sale thread...
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] MistahBungle:
It's not. When people throw tantys along the lines of 'I'm going to throw this phone against the wall & get a <insert brand/model of phone here>', most people on here roll their eyes and/or laugh. And tend to ignore the person posting same.

Now...To your issue.

It may well be a physical issue with the camera/lens. There may be something trapped inside the glass covering the lens (maybe at manufacture), or it could be a scratch/blemish of some sort on the glass itself.

If it's that much of an issue, I'd send it in for warranty service. Obviously if it's an issue around a scratch or blemish on the glass covering the lens that has developed after you bought the phone, you might well have problems getting it fixed under warranty.

The other thing you could try (you didn't give us any info about rom) would be to go back to stock if you're currently not running stock to rule out a firmware issue, though you did say you noticed it two months ago & let it slide.

To me, that sounds like it's either a hardware problem with the camera/sensor or that lens/glass issue I mentioned.
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] sidrocks89:
I too got a spot on the top right hand corner if I use the camera, not otherwise. It's very annoying and now my s2 is NOT in warranty period. What should I do? The upper glass on camera is clean without any scratches.
[Samsung Infuse 4G] nicxxxe:
Hi I recently installed the Zeus rom 6 and when ever I plug it in to charge it vibrates when I plug it in and dosent stop. I've tried multiple plugs and outlets. Thank you in advance
[Samsung Infuse 4G] Clark Joseph Kent:
are you saying, once plugged in....it continuously vibrates ?

I have not seen this, was this a fresh install? Now my phone phone makes a chirp sound when plug in, just once.
[Samsung Infuse 4G] scott.hart.bti:
Not saying that there is anything wrong with Zeus, but try flashing a different ROM... if it doesnt happen with different custom ROM, then for whatever reason your phone does not get along with Zeus...
[Galaxy Tab 7.7 General] alibukhamsin:
Is is possible to delete files stored in SD card from apps other than stock myfiles app?. I tried HD manager and other file explorer app but no app can delete any file stored in SD card. Am i missing something? (my tab is not rooted and running stock honeycomb).
[Galaxy Tab 7.7 General] boelze:
Do you have a cardreader? If so take out the sd card and try to delete the files you want to delete using your desktop/laptop.

Btw usually you should not need root for deleting files on your sd...
[Galaxy Tab 7.7 General] OrangeSpiv:
Sympathise with you...

I must admit that it's only in the last few days that I discovered this problem with external SD card file deletion/amendment.

I have looked into this and am quite frankly amazed that such a 'glitch/bug/oversight' could be allowed to find its way into a modern day operating system like Android, or the Samsung Tab OS (not exactly sure which is causing the issue).

Like the first poster in this thread, my Tab is not rooted and I don't really want to root it either. It would appear that there are 'fixes' available - but only for rooted Tabs.

Basically, it seems that the external SD card is READ ONLY when in the Samsung Tab. How ridiculous is that? The stock file manager that comes with the Tab will allow you to delete, rename of amend files on the SD card - but that seems to be the only app that will perform this.

I can kinda live with it - or, more to the point I have got to live with it. The big problem is that any file such as a Word doc, spreadsheet, txt note or even image can only be allowed to reside on the SD card as long as you don't ever want to edit it!! What a crazy situation that is.

For a sophisticated operating system like Android and a sophisticated device like the Tab I feel that this kind of issue should never have been allowed to happen. It's clear that the manufacturers know about the problem which is why they have made a half-way solution with the built-in File Manager. However that doesn't address the problem and places unnecessary restrictions on how you can use the device.

Shame...
[Galaxy Tab 7.7 General] alibukhamsin:
I made new word document in Polaris app and save it to SD card. Then, i edited it and save it to SD card again...it worked perfect. Also, i successfully used gallery app to deleted some pictures stored in SD card , same thing as well with stock music player. So, it seems only stock app (like Gallery, music player) have full access to SD card files (write, edit, delete).
[Galaxy Tab 7.7 General] aletheus:
This is listed a few items down in the common/known issues thread, here:

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1487991
[Galaxy Tab 7.7 General] alibukhamsin:
Thank you for your help :).
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] :
Soo, i've been running AOKP on my ET4G and my galaxy tab 10.1 for a while now with all the updates but when I recently installed CM9 for theming capabilities, I found that when I switched back to AOKP, my screens colors were very dull. In CM9 there are options for Dynamic, Natural, and movie I think, but not AOKP. I like AOKP much more but is there anyway to make use of the Super Amoled display?
[Eee Pad Transformer General] vanstrien:
My dad has a TF-101. Most times he does a Skype call the audio doesn't work. He can hear, but no one on the other side an hear him. He has to reboot his tablet and then it works fine.

I've not seen any postings about the audio issues or a specific issue with Skype.

Any ideas? He's not had it long so I've not told him to wipe it.
[Eee Pad Transformer General] farsight73:
It's probably the Skype app itself having compatibility issue.

I had some issue with Skype and Tango with on my phone and it was slowly fixed by the developer over stages updates.. So, it's good you report the bug to Skype in the Play Store.
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] eugene690922:
Hi

I built a custom kernel.

I use "cat /dev/zero >> /dev/mtd2"

When I use "flash_image boot zImage", I got "flash_image not found"

When I copy /system/bin/flash_image to somewhere else.

I got permission deny...

How to flash_image boot zImage...?
[Galaxy S I9000 Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] carlosousamn:
reply

You removed your external sd?
[Samsung Galaxy Nexus] james873:
Could someone make a battlefield 3 theme like the one on PlayStation 3
[Samsung Galaxy Nexus] james873:
Bump
[Samsung Galaxy Nexus] FrostyF7:
+1

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