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[HTC Rezound] shrike1978:
Making contacts is the most important part of job hunting. Every professional job I've ever gotten has been through having the right contacts and knowing the right people. My first one was with the company that sponsored my senior design project, and it has just chained from there.
[HTC Rezound] Obaterista93:
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I'm sorry.

That's the one where Mel Gibson hates the Jews, right?

Sent from FBI Headquarters
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
isn't that every mel gibson movie?
[HTC Rezound] platinumrims:
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Simply hired dot com.... Lol. Seriously. Look online.... Either that or find some companies and call them... Also submit your resume to your school and let them send it to employers. Your school should have something like that.

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Hehe :p
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
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Sunny and 60 here. Too warm in NC so all we got was rain.

But, my digital media teacher loves me because I rewired a soft box that has been broken for over a year and made it work.
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
so then hurry up and fix my GS3 already ;)
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
he's too busy playing minecraft xD
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
lol i'm sure if i actually sent it to him though, he'd have it done in a day :p lol
[HTC Rezound] SynisterWolf:
rain here. hope it doesnt stick around all weekend
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
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I don't mind it raining all weekend. All I'm gonna be doing is moving rooms anyway
[HTC Rezound] feralicious:
Yeah, that's what the person said in Q&A but I can't find it anywhere. When I was up at my bro's I was getting constant weather alerts for flash flooding or something and it was so stupid, there was no chance of that where we were. Had to turn the phone off to avoid them.

omg... lmao

No, you shouldn't seek life advice in the off topic forum on the internet.
[HTC Rezound] SynisterWolf:
:-O jay likes something?!?!? O.o
[HTC Rezound] platinumrims:
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What rom r u on?
[HTC Rezound] feralicious:
ViperRez. I found an "emergency" setting in messages but when I click on it it's blank.

The other day I found a place where you can set it to only "presidential" alerts or something. But it was already set at that when I was getting the weather alerts. I almost never get alerts where I live to it's hard to know if it's still happening.
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
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Broken GS3 + new charger port + flat file box + crappy mail service + one day of repair + another flat rate box + more crappy mail service = something that jay doesn't hate.
[HTC Rezound] platinumrims:
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Viper rez is bugged. You have to re-open it a lot and mess with it to get the menu to show up. I had the same problem with that rom. The menu is there it's just buggy. Try opening it and scroll up and down a lot of something. It might pop up
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
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dude its so simple. like it takes no work for me to do. I'm just so lazy. hahaha especially now that I have a working gs3. i'll prepare it this weekend, send it out maybe Mon or Tues then. pm or email me an address.... and your guarantee that you won't f me over lol
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
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I really don't have the desire to keep a sweaty phone.
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
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hahahahaha asshat. it's ok, i'll know where you live :P
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
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Or maybe I should violate all the rules of the internet and post my address out here. :D
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
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Then they'll find you

Sent from my Nexus 4
[HTC Rezound] Obaterista93:
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Why? We already know. *creepy stalker smile*

Sent from FBI Headquarters
[HTC Rezound] SynisterWolf:
post his address so we can send him poo.. eh i mean "stuff" :laugh:
[HTC Rezound] platinumrims:
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Hmm
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
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but how can that be?

no htc phone, especially the dna, could ever have better battery than a gs3 according to ant.
[HTC Rezound] platinumrims:
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DNA = fail boat.
[HTC Rezound] SirSigma:
I just saw and met Corey Taylor. I got a picture with him, except my Rez battery was dying and the tour lady kept quitting the app instead of hitting the shutter button for whatever reason. Somebody else in VIP was nice enough to take a picture and send it to me through text, but now I can't figure out how to save it to the card. The phone keeps telling me "please insert SD card" when it's already in there.

Oh, and it was one of the best nights of my life.
[HTC Rezound] feralicious:
Corey Taylor was in Riyadh???
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
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Everyday I'm shovelin

Sent from my Nexus 4
[HTC Rezound] Khayos:
New medical cure for Hipsters. So successfull even Jay will like it!!

http://gizmodo.com/5982988/the-hilariously-scientific-medicine-to-cure-a-hipster?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews
[HTC Rezound] tehknics:
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Haha that's awesome!

Sent from my HTC Droid DNA
[HTC Rezound] SirSigma:
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Yes

HoGaB was full of strong Islamic undertones.

Posting from my Rez
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
The only symptom I have is listening to Arcade Fire.
[HTC Rezound] Obaterista93:
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Anyone else make the switch to Ubuntu 13.04?

Sent from FBI Headquarters
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
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I haven't touched Ubuntu in at least 3 weeks because of the CM10 errors.
[HTC Rezound] Obaterista93:
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I haven't compiled anything lately. I've been on the Official CM10.1 nightlies for the GS3. The ability to update from within the ROM is pretty sick.

Sent from FBI Headquarters
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
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Now you are putting words in my mouth.
[HTC Rezound] feralicious:
"Brooklyn, Portland, Silver Lake... we're here to help. "

Hey wait a minute... I live in Silver Lake.

Are they still hip? I still listen to them too, saw them at the Troubadour when Funeral came out. Amazing show, great to see them in such a small club. I also listen to Bon Iver and buy fair trade items sometimes. But I don't download that music from iTunes, so maybe it doesn't count. And they didn't say anything about having tattoos. There may be hope for me... Especially since I don't have a beard. Yet.
[HTC Rezound] Obaterista93:
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Yeah? Where are those tattoos at? ;)

I wanna get a full sized tattoo of my face on my face.

Sent from FBI Headquarters
[HTC Rezound] feralicious:
Man, I hate when people quote me before I'm finished. Exposing my mistakes and unrefined thoughts. :(
[HTC Rezound] Snuzzo:
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What was that?! :P

Sent from my ADR6425LVW using Xparent ICS Tapatalk 2
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
duh you're right, my bad! i still think 14.4 was my first, but maybe 9600 was? hm. so wait, you're older than me!? oh noeessss i lost my status of being an old person in this thread! ;D
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
25 isn't old at all
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
I think this may be an error..... 100% after 2 hours of use? Half that was on YouTube videos.....
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
Ok right now I'm syncing the Cyanogenmod 7 repo!
[HTC Rezound] Khayos:
Pffft, yeah little older than 25 lol
[HTC Rezound] PhantasmRezound:
23 going on 24 in December. Got all of two days to enjoy that status before Nazi zombies and transdimensional creatures roam the Earth, thanks to some obscure supernatural effect of the Milky Way's supermassive black hole alignment.

Kinda wish I lived in the disco era with that knowledge, so I could answer my Zodiac sign as "OPHIUCHUS: BEARER OF SERPENTS, CALAMITY, & HUMANITY'S DEMISE."
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
Me doing a tailslide on the box I made
[HTC Rezound] SynisterWolf:
get a hair cut you hippy! :P

j/k nice man. if i tried to do that i would break something.
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
Haircuts are just what the man wants
[HTC Rezound] SynisterWolf:
But if you get one. You might just get your dock. :p

Sent from my iPhone...
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
WHAT?!

are you high
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
Amen. My dad literally FORCED me to.get my haircut yesterday. I hate short hair. Hes just jealous cause he lost his hair and mines luscious :p

Sent from mah HTC VIGOR on sexy, dark blue, Tapatalk 2
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
So after 5 hours of relatively heavy use on my touchpad, the battery has dropped one percent. Idk. Its either insanely amazing battery life or an error. I would post battery stats but I rebooted 5 times to see if its an error......
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
Dude if that's not an error I'm coming down to New Jersey and guess who's not going to have a touchpad anymore...
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
So how bout this Microsoft surface tablet?
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
Saw that on engadget a few mins ago. Me = Not Impressed
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
Down to 96% now......
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
Oh yeah cause you're an apple fanboi
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
No because i ****ing hate microsoft. I hate microsoft probably as much as you and jayochs hate apple. Winblows is absolute **** and dont even get me started on WP7. I hate them so much they literally make me mad. Unix-based operating systems (Linux, Android, OS X, iOS, BSD, Darwin, etc) make much much more sense.
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
I kinda want it....

btw, Jayochs, my friend is down in brick now :p he's at like buffalo wild wings or something.
[HTC Rezound] feralicious:
See what I mean?
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
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I really don't know. I wish I could see Arcade Fire at all. I only buy music from Amazon and CDs.
[HTC Rezound] wlmeng11:
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Nope. Arch.
[HTC Rezound] Insidious:
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Guess we're all hipsters then...
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
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I'm running kubuntu 13.04. Pretty nice.
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
I honestly don't use Ubuntu that much so I'll try 13.04 in a second

In computer tech class I'm such a smartass. When it asked me what OS we where using I said "Windows 7 professional 64-bit with service pack 1"
[HTC Rezound] Obaterista93:
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It has native MTP support now. And YouTube finally works in full screen without being choppy. Those were my only two gripes before. Unfortunately I nuked my windows partition in the process.

Sent from FBI Headquarters
[HTC Rezound] BreatheALittle:
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So I'm totally delaying my jog tonight because I cannot pull myself away from Kill Bill Vol.I., especially during the Japanese restaurant fight scene. Favorite fight scene ever. That is all.
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
So far it is way smoother overall. Like stuff as simple as dragging a window around would be extremely choppy, that has almost completely been fixed. Also the game performance is supposed to be tons better.
[HTC Rezound] feralicious:
The Kill Bills are the only Tarentino movies I've never seen! Do yourself a favor and go see Django Unchained asap if you haven't already. See it in a theater with good sound too, the music he puts in is incredible.

And speaking of Django, I just got Django Django's album, it's really good and only $2.99 on Amazon.
[HTC Rezound] wlmeng11:
Those have both been fine on Arch for a long time.

*yawn*
[HTC Rezound] Obaterista93:
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But..... Can it read?

*shameless south park reference*

Sent from FBI Headquarters
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
so i got up early on my day off so i could switch rooms today..took all day, but i moved into my brothers old room, which was bigger...reason for doing so is bc my dad's gonna work on my room for the first time since '08...he's gonna paint, do all the trim, molding, rip up carpet, put new carpet in etc..so i'm gonna be in this room for a good month or to..might even stay.

my old room looked like a law office bc of my L-desk, so i told my brother i'm moving because the rent was just too damn high in the old place! haha

http://imgur.com/a/3g8xp
[HTC Rezound] BreatheALittle:
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I saw it the weekend it came out! I'm a bit of a Tarantino freak. I love everything he does. He is one director who has never let me down! I will definitely have to check out this Django Django's album you speak of. Thanks for the tip.
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
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Continuing to display my fascination with smartphones, I am I inappropriately posting from the Orpheum theatre. Seeing Wicked with my wife. Unfortunately, I can't lie, I'm kind of enjoying it.

Sometimes you have to be smarter than your smartphone.
[HTC Rezound] feralicious:
The Django Django album has nothing to do with the movie or Tarantino... in case I made it sound like it did.

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And if you didn't enjoy it you could just soak in the beauty of the theater itself.
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
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It really is an amazing building

Sometimes you have to be smarter than your smartphone.
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
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I saw Wicked here at DPAC and I had tears in my eyes at the first intermission. A really awesome play.
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
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Do any of you play League?
[HTC Rezound] Insidious:
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So Verizon is now sending me a Droid 4, and they wouldn't offer me anything else :/.

Maybe the battery life will last more than 3 hours on this one!
[HTC Rezound] platinumrims:
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That game is for a whole new nerd level lol.
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
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Nah. If I said WoW then it would haha
[HTC Rezound] wlmeng11:
LoL is the new WoW.
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
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They are totally different.
[HTC Rezound] wlmeng11:
Obviously, the games are completely different.

I was referring to the players.
[HTC Rezound] SirSigma:
I have a co-worker who's addicted to LoL.

When he plays it on Steam (using the add non-Steam game option), it shows up as "League of Losers".

I'm not making that up, either. He really does play it like that.
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
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lol ant doesn't understand our meaning behind what we say apparently ;)
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
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It was really good, but I wouldn't go that far.

Sometimes you have to be smarter than your smartphone.
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
LoL
[HTC Rezound] platinumrims:
Re: ★★★Htc Rezound OFF-TOPIC THREAD!★★★

What you want to say is... ant can't read? Lol jk.

But seriously. I installed LoL a year or so ago and played like two games on it.. Then uninstalled it lol.
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
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While I quietly play minecraft......
[HTC Rezound] Insidious:
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Hehehe that was punny, Ashton.
[HTC Rezound] pmania:
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Is is stupid for me wanting to switch back to my droid 2 for a while? Mainly battery life reasons...
[HTC Rezound] SirSigma:
I saw an article a few days ago on Engadget comparing the Droid DNA with the international variants (HTC Butterfly, Butterfly J, and some other one that shares a similar name).

Considering the international variant has an SD card slot, I have a feeling Verizon told them to leave it out. I think I might leave Verizon when I have a chance to upgrade if they're going to continue being dicks and water down their HTC phones.
[HTC Rezound] Insidious:
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Nope. If the Droid 4 doesn't work out I'm switching back to my D2.
[HTC Rezound] pmania:
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What'd you tell them to get a replacement? And how many have you gone through?
[HTC Rezound] platinumrims:
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What's the DROID 2 and DROID 4?:-\ dont judge.
[HTC Rezound] Insidious:
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4 Rezounds and he literally was just like you have some options, we could send you another Rezound or a Droid 4, and at this point I'd take almost anything over it. Its really sad, parting ways with my Rex... But I need something that doesn't have a laundry list of issues that makes it practically unusable.
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
wait, you guys are kidding, right?

you'd ACTUALLY switch, sorry i mean downgrade to all hell, from a rezound to a DROID 2?!

A DROID 2?!??!!?!? ARE YOU INSANE?!

literally the worst phone ever created, followed by the droid eris, droid 3, then finally droid 4.

i really can't believe any of you would switch to a droid 2 or a droid 4 from a rezound.

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and insidious, you said you got an inc 4g i thought?!?!!?
[HTC Rezound] Obaterista93:
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Mehh, I prefer WtF and OmG over LoL and WoW.

Sent from FBI Headquarters
[HTC Rezound] Insidious:
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Nah, Droid 4.

I know they're both terrible, and as much as I love the Rezound I just can't get one that works. :(
[HTC Rezound] pmania:
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Resound is better in every way, save battery life. I get battery battery with the stock on my droid 2 than with the extended on my rezound. And battery life is most important to me in a phone
[HTC Rezound] SirSigma:
Storage is the most important thing to me in a phone.

You can imagine why most of HTC's most recent phones (with the exception of the HOX+) piss me off.
[HTC Rezound] Insidious:
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For me, its battery life and responsiveness. For some reason the Rezound's screen lags soooo horribly behind touch input. It's weird, the I first installed the leaked OTA RUU on my first Rez way back, it was sooooo smooth and responsive.... Now its laggy as hell :/.
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
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Umadbr0?

Sent from my Nexus 4
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
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I kinda like the droid line. The droid 4 is snazzy idk about performance.

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How much pr0n do you store on your phone?!?
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
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droid 4 is a terrible phone and I've had nothing but returns on them. It's as bad as the stratosphere. keyboard phones are absolute garbage and not worth the money.

I honestly can't fathom how anyone could go from something like a rezound to a droid 2. idc about battery life, everything else is so terrible, awful, slow and ugly on a droid 2. It's just an awful phone to look at. It's so ugly.

just get an extended battery dude.. the rezound feels better with one anyway.
[HTC Rezound] SirSigma:
If by "pr0n", you mean "my music collection", lots and lots of it.
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
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Lol how much music do you have?
[HTC Rezound] SirSigma:
Nearly 30GB of music.

I hate the whole recent push to cloud services. If I want to hear some music and happen to be in a dead zone, then it means I'm shit out of luck.
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
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I don't really listen to music. I mean I don't have any on my phone and I don't really have a genre idk why.

What kind of music do you like?
[HTC Rezound] wlmeng11:
I don't know, maybe the music that he talks about in this thread all the time?
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
hahahahahahahahahaahaha

whos the one who said that thing about ant not being able to read?
[HTC Rezound] wlmeng11:
That guy.
[HTC Rezound] SirSigma:
Do I really talk about the music I like in this thread that much?

I never really thought about it. Maybe I've been so busy fanboying the fuck out of myself in the past few days that I didn't realize it.
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
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Ive seen maybe one or two posts by you talking about some artists but not nearly as much as they make it out to be.
[HTC Rezound] wlmeng11:
Not LITERALLY all the time, but a lot.

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=37770030#post37770030

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=37748204#post37748204

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=37727266#post37727266

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=37406126#post37406126

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=37231448#post37231448

That, and gaming.
[HTC Rezound] platinumrims:
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I mainly look for build quality and features... This includes removable batteries and sd cards... HTC has neither....
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
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All the time -> a lot of the time.

Man, you can't keep your story straight huh? :P
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
?

you probably meant to phrase that as "all the time does not equal a lot of the time"

in which case you should've done the =/= thing
[HTC Rezound] jayochs:
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just for ant, i'll post my nightly battery screens
[HTC Rezound] wlmeng11:
Linux crisis aversion story of the day:

So I was updating my laptop running Arch as usual in a TTY, with "yaourt -Syua" (this updates from official repos as well as AUR).

So updating packages from the official repos was all fine and dandy. This included upgrading the kernel from 3.7.5-1 to 3.7.6-1.

When it got to AUR packages, I realized I was using the root account, which isn't recommended for building AUR packages, so I Ctrl-C'd out.

I rebooted.

It didn't boot. (After selecting Arch in rEFInd, it hung on booting the kernel.)

Fortunately, I had my bootable Archiso USB drive, so I proceeded to troubleshoot.

Eventually, I downgraded the kernel to 3.7.5-1 (probably unnecessary, in retrospect) as well as copying all the kernel images to all their appropriate locations on my EFI partition.

My system was back after that.

My hypothesis for what went wrong initially?

I have a systemd service to copy the kernel images from my boot partition to EFI partition (which I don't really need anymore since newer versions of rEFInd can boot directly off the boot partition).

Somehow, after prematurely terminating the system update and immediately rebooting, the service never had a chance to run, leaving me with an outdated kernel on my EFI partition and an updated kernel for the rest of my system. After copying the files to make them match, problem solved.

Moral of the story?

Always keep some form of recovery media with you all the time. You never know when either the computer does something wrong or you do something wrong.

Since permanently dedicating a partition on your hard drive to recovery is a waste of space IMO and can be potentially destroyed at any time during normal operation, I would just use a bootable USB or SD card, if you can boot off of that.
[HTC Rezound] Obaterista93:
To anyone who might know.... Theoretically speaking, if I accidentally formatted /dev/sda0/ (my Windows partition) instead of /dev/sda1/ (my Linux partition), can I still reactivate using my Windows install disk, or will it still read as having an active install on it(you can only have so many active installations per install disk)? Or do I have to burn it from a new ISO?
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
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Sounds like me about 3 weeks ago.

I am to the point now where I am just leaving things alone.