[Off-topic] boborone:
Originally Posted by sakai4eva

Ahem. Please allow me, the veritable King® of Off Topic™ to explain:

It is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that it is impossible to go off topic in Off-topic because by going off topic in Off-topic, you are actually going on topic in Off-topic because the very definition of this sub-forum makes your off topic posts on topic, but then since you are on topic in Off-topic, that makes your post off topic because you are not supposed to be on topic but off topic, but since your post is now off topic in Off-topic, I would say that ZOMBIES!

Mod edit: FTFY ;)