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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] nabbed:
I've heard the herd argue about this a number of times. But I never commented.

Nevertheless, the herd always lost the scratch wager. Every time without exception -

one cannot not scratch their screen without the protector.

The herd has always been wrong, in every single case - it's not even up for debate.

("the herd" = a bunch of morons who think that they are beyond physical properties of glass, and are somehow invincible to the scratching of glass by micro particles of sand and like substances. In other words, "the herd" are ignorant, stupid people.)

They have scratch proof glass called sapphire crystal used for wristwatches. Unless your screen is made of that kind of stuff or better, don't even bother justifying your stupidity.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Iandv:
I've had my phone for almost a year now and I have one scratch where there is no screen and a couple hairlines. Honestly this could last me 2 more years without issue. When a better phone is out, I'll just buy it. I love the feel of naked glass. I'm actually surprised that my phone is in great shape considering all that it's been through. I went to cross a creek on a slippery tree that fell over. I threw my phone to the other side and it was covered in mud.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Sycobob:
So no phone in existence has ever made it 2 years without a scratch? Seems likely. And I'm sure you have data to back this up? No? Troll.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Biker1:
Here ya go:

Includes >>

Scratch resistant

62-carat

grade 1 sapphire crystal

Only $2000.00

http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/...orola-phone-sapphire-crystal-casing-included/

Here's the mohs Hardness Scale, including some everyday items.

Also included is the Absolute Hardness Scale.

Enjoy ;)

http://www.galleries.com/minerals/property/hardness.htm

I've read Gorilla Glass is about a 6 on the mohs Hardness Scale.

Some sites compare the hardness of GC with Sapphire Crystal, which is a 9.

Those comparisons are just plain BS, imho lol!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ebaum1:
Yeah...um.. thanks for the insight. I believe sand has been addressed.

Edit: sorry that was for the genius a few posts up talking about sand.. forgot to quote him.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
I have 0 scratches on my og evo and 0 on my et4g, both have been naked the entire time I've had them. Got the evo shortly after launch, it has fallen, dropped, been kicked, thrown, chewed on by my youngest son and not a single mark on the screen. The worst fall it ever took, I dropped it while I was walking and it fell right infront of my foot screen down, I kicked it and it slid across the concrete and bounced down 4 or 5 stairs before landing in a gravel filled planter. I thought forsure the screen was either scratched to high hell or obliterated into tiny shards. I picked it up wiped it down and the only damage was a small dent/scratch/gouge in the corner of the plastic housing near the charging port. So no not 100% of screens end up scratched if naked. Sand will wreak havoc on gorilla glass if you don't clean it gently or use a denatured alcohol based lens cleaner like the kind used to clean eyeglasses. I never keep my phones in my pocket though, I always carry them in a microfiber suede lined sideways phone holster that fits the phone properly, too loose or too tight and its more likely you will drop it trying to get it out.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Dvin211:
Just my 2 cents. If you have unexplained scratches, diamond earrings may be the culprit. Think about how you use your phone when you make a call. If your not the one with the earrings then it might be your significant other.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Zurginator:
That's actually a pretty smart thing I never thought about. Good thing I don't have to worry about that.

I always go without cases or protectors.... I can't justify making my phone ugly for 2 years to protect it from the chance of becoming ugly (at which point you can always slap a case on anyways).

My phone has taken some NASTY drops, and the only one it ever took damage from is when I dropped it from above my head (note: don't take pictures while drunk), which is about an 8 foot drop. It landed on the screen and skid for about a foot down the sidewalk. Screen was surprisingly fine no matter the angle of light (I honestly can't believe it), but the plastic did take a beating.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] cnstarz:
four possibilities with this scenario that make it more believable:

1) you're no taller than 3 feet tall.

2) your sidewalk is made of grass.

3) your phone had a case

4) your brain created a fake memory/altered the real memory in its drunken stupor

I would like to believe #1 and #2 only because I love short people.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Biker1:
I was target shooting the other day, and a bullet frag hit my screen, knocking my phone into a pail of sand.

Not a scratch :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] LeKtRiCzzz:
What screen protector should I get, I already had the Steinheil Ultra Crystal Clear but the finger prints showed way to much
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Biker1:
I put up with the prints on mine.

I just wipe them off.

But Steinheil also makes a print resistant protector. It's called Oseopholic or something like that.

You have to check the light transmission as compared to the Crystal Clear version.

It's on their site.

Also, read the reviews on Amazon and stuff to see if the feedbacks ok.

I believe the Crystal Clear was higher rated last I checked.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Zurginator:
1) 6' (total drop was about 8', phone was over my head)

2) Haha not in the city it ain't (Atlanta..... there is no grass)

3) Negative, hence the plastic getting quite a bit of damage

4) Nah, I remember everything (I didn't get THAT drunk, I just kinda didn't react fast enough when my friend bumped into me accidentally).

I do clearly remember the crowd yelling "OOOOoooooohhhh" though haha.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Biker1:
For your reading pleasure ;)

http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/20/asahi-glass-introduces-dragontail-for-consumer-electronics-puts/
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Imaginos:
Arrakis. Dune. Desert Planet.

It is said that God created Dune to test phone glass and screen protectors. One cannot go against the word of God.

My men had just summoned a maker as we were travelling from seitch to Arakeen. As Naib, I was first to mount. As I set my hooks I noticed my phone slipped out of of my stillsuit pocket! I could have sworn it was safe in my fremkit, but there it went! Seemingly in slow-mo I watched at it skidded face-down on the sandy, rock hard scales of the maker. It fell away into the roaring wake of sand. Cursing myself, I left the maker in the care of steersman to take it far out into the open bled while I search for my phone. Jumping to the desert floor with two of my best hunters, we began the impossible task if retrieving the lost Samsung.

It is said that what Arrakis claims is never again found. On this day however, Shai Hulud smiled upon this poor fool. Within minutes of my men repeatedly dialing my phone, the muffled sounds of my Toto ringtone called to me from below the sands. We dug. Moments later, the phone was back in my hands. I shook the desert sands from the headphone and charging ports. Not a scratch on the thing. Truly incredible!

True story, bro.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Biker1:
Amazing testament to the strength of Gorilla Glass.

My son shot a bb and hit it dead center.

He than cleaned the screen with sand, freshly excavated, not old sand, and wiped it clean with 100 grit sandpaper.

Not a scratch on the thing :D

Felt some levity was in order.

I'm just kidding of course ;)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Zurginator:
Funny thing is they showed them doing the exact same tests Apple did on the iPhone screen....

It's not how much it bends, it's how it withstands a corner drop (which is the real problem).
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Biker1:
Maybe these guys can make a custom Sapphire crystal screen for us?

www.rayotek.com/sapphire_custom_dome_tube_rod_prism.htm

Don't know if sapphire crystal can be made:

Flat, thin, light in weight, high light transmission, cost effective, etc.

And how would edge break resistance be?

It may just be that because our screens need to have all of the above attributes and more, including cost effectiveness, Gorilla Glass will be IT for now, and not too much better for the foreseeable future.

I have read about transparent aluminum, but I believe that was in a Star Trek episode :D

Notice how with Gorilla Glass 2, Corning made it 20% thinner, but with the same strength as Gorilla Glass 1.

It may be that they have gone as far as they can possibly can go with today's technology regarding scratch, break, etc. resistance.

They may have better, but likely not cost effective, or can not be made thin enough, which may be as to the reason why they're going with Thinner, and keeping the same strength, which is a feat in it of itself.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Fataldesain:
I live in Miami beach sand, keys in pocket whatever I drop my phone all the time no screen protector. All I have is an incipio feather case.

This may not be scratch proof but its damn near close in my book.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Biker1:
Gotta say that according to the laws of physics, beach sand, which is usually Silica (quartz) based (in Hawaii, I believe certain beaches are Volcanic Ash based,) sand will scratch plate Glass as well as Gorilla Glass, because both substances are less than 7 on the mohs Hardness Scale, while Silica (quartz) based sand is a 7.

I'm no sand expert, or Sandtologist, but I believe the aforementioned to be true ;)

http://www.reade.com/Particle_Briefings/mohs_hardness_abrasive_grit.html
[HTC Amaze 4G] xxquicksh0txx:
Thought I would bring some life to this forum that didn't consist of ICS/android/One series/and the general-ness of the whole UNIQUE forum. :D

Okay, anyways. The object is to make a story, with only 3 words per post. You cannot double post, you must wait for someone else to go.

Please keep it clean, there are younger-ish children here.

I'll go ahead and start...

The man went...
[HTC Amaze 4G] TricH:
To the bar...
[HTC Amaze 4G] xxquicksh0txx:
And met Nrgz
[HTC Amaze 4G] glacierguy:
Who was busy
[HTC Amaze 4G] eggydrums:
Trying to say...

Sent from my HTC_Amaze_4G using Xparent Green Tapatalk 2
[HTC Amaze 4G] xxquicksh0txx:
something about how
[HTC Amaze 4G] Keylogger_0:
he broke the
[HTC Amaze 4G] lonz358:
Law playing with

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[HTC Amaze 4G] glacierguy:
Spirit of everyone

Edit. Damn it
[HTC Amaze 4G] Keylogger_0:
and he died.
[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
Xboarder was suspicious
[HTC Amaze 4G] F033x:
and slightly constipated..
[HTC Amaze 4G] Keylogger_0:
Of what EclipzeRemix...
[HTC Amaze 4G] mukklemome:
Was sucking on
[HTC Amaze 4G] Keylogger_0:
a really big
[HTC Amaze 4G] xxquicksh0txx:
Big juicy steak
[HTC Amaze 4G] Keylogger_0:
That was redundant. "a really big... big juicy steak"

Nevertheless, I'll go on.

And asked for...
[HTC Amaze 4G] xxquicksh0txx:
A bigger steak
[HTC Amaze 4G] rubyman94:
To end his
[HTC Amaze 4G] woulfey:
Uncontrollable need for
[HTC Amaze 4G] kazzxtrismus:
But ate anyway

Sig:

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[HTC Amaze 4G] azcledel:
"Delicious!" He shouted.

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[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
And then vomited
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
"What a waste!"
[HTC Amaze 4G] aj_2423:
Then re-ate it
[HTC Amaze 4G] Hassaan.W:
Swallowed this time

Sent from Stamford Bridge using my jellybeaned Amaze
[HTC Amaze 4G] yo2boy:
When suddenly his
[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
Evil math teacher
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
Bent him over
[HTC Amaze 4G] aj_2423:
And put a
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
hand inside his
[HTC Amaze 4G] yo2boy:
box of tissues
[HTC Amaze 4G] PeterC18st:
Blowing real hard
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
Till he get
[HTC Amaze 4G] Hassaan.W:
His hand stuck

Sent from Stamford Bridge using my jellybeaned Amaze
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
. After all the
[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
dirty rom flashing
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
And some pooping.
[HTC Amaze 4G] aj_2423:
On everyones iphone's
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
And then he
[HTC Amaze 4G] yo2boy:
begins to wonder
[HTC Amaze 4G] aj_2423:
Why ios sucks
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
, but we know
[HTC Amaze 4G] PeterC18st:
Why it sucks
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
it's made for
[HTC Amaze 4G] aj_2423:
Technology illiterate people
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
And absolute buffoons
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
People like punk-kid
[HTC Amaze 4G] Shadow Samurai:
And Justin bieber

Sent from my Jelly Beaned HTC Amaze!
[HTC Amaze 4G] kazzxtrismus:
Who likes transvestites

Sig:

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[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
And Transexuals also.
[HTC Amaze 4G] Hassaan.W:
Dont forget midgets
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
Means Tim Cook is
[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
His brother said
[HTC Amaze 4G] justin lamantia:
Threw the blowhole.
[HTC Amaze 4G] aj_2423:
Lol this isnt making any sense anymore I dont even know how to continue it! Lol. Lets start fresh, anyone have a good intro feel free
[HTC Amaze 4G] PeterC18st:
Now hear this
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
Is a story
[HTC Amaze 4G] kazzxtrismus:
Of penetrating provocation

Make all word groups.... suggestive!

Sig:

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[HTC Amaze 4G] Shadow Samurai:
Vagina man penis

Sent from my Jelly Beaned HTC Amaze!
[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
WTF !?!

:confused::confused:

:o

I was gonna restart this restart with "a long time" but not sure if SS came down from the micro dot yet :p

Ok fo reals now..

Many years ago..
[HTC Amaze 4G] kazzxtrismus:
A man came

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[HTC Amaze 4G] yo2boy:
and found out
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
this mysterious thing
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
Ate his family.
[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
The next day
[HTC Amaze 4G] aj_2423:
he turned gangsta
[HTC Amaze 4G] justin lamantia:
Bit an apple
[HTC Amaze 4G] diveoz:
and fell flat
[HTC Amaze 4G] yo2boy:
on a cactus
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
and got several
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
Large frog warts
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
Oozing with puss.
[HTC Amaze 4G] justin lamantia:
While eating his
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
Wiener and coconuts
[HTC Amaze 4G] justin lamantia:
The next day
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
He got raped
[HTC Amaze 4G] kazzxtrismus:
By a moose

Sig:

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[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
Who had HIV-AIDS.
[HTC Amaze 4G] PeterC18st:
R.I.P
[HTC Amaze 4G] Ventus_zx:
So his mom
[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
Told him that

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[HTC Amaze 4G] yo2boy:
whatever he ate
[HTC Amaze 4G] Shadow Samurai:
Was a personal

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[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
Disgrace to ancestors.
[HTC Amaze 4G] PeterC18st:
And his dog
[HTC Amaze 4G] justin lamantia:
Became a zombie.
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
And hunted noobs

Sent from my HTC Amaze 4G running ViperAmaze Sense 4.1.
[HTC Amaze 4G] justin lamantia:
For a living
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
and one day
[HTC Amaze 4G] aj_2423:
at Bates Motel
[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
He smelled something
[HTC Amaze 4G] jvx333:
From a vagina
[HTC Amaze 4G] yo2boy:
in the sky
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
It was moose! :eek:

Sent from my HTC Amaze 4G running ViperAmaze Sense 4.1.
[HTC Amaze 4G] kazzxtrismus:
It's labia dripped

Sig:

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[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
Radioactive green slime
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
And then suddenly

Sent from my HTC Amaze 4G running ViperAmaze Sense 4.1.
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
he saw something
[HTC Amaze 4G] kazzxtrismus:
Even more tasty

Sig:

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[HTC Amaze 4G] yo2boy:
a long, juicy
[HTC Amaze 4G] ravike14:
multicolored big lollipop
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
Tastes like peniz.
[HTC Amaze 4G] monkor:
The pope pooped
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
So did nuns
[HTC Amaze 4G] Hassaan.W:
Rabiis joined in
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
But no imams :D

Sent from my HTC Amaze 4G running ViperAmaze Sense 4.1.
[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
They preferred men
[HTC Amaze 4G] kazzxtrismus:
To fornicate vigorously
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
They banged SO HARD...

Sent from my HTC Amaze 4G running ViperAmaze Sense 4.1.
[HTC Amaze 4G] PeterC18st:
That's four words.
[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
But funny ****
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
Rules are meant to be broken maybe once in a while. :cool:
[HTC Amaze 4G] aj_2423:
I just finally gave up because it was like the worst three word story ever lol
[HTC Amaze 4G] hatim_rajput:
hahaha...it was really fun, aj... start a new if you got bored,or allow me .. ;)
[HTC Amaze 4G] SuperAfnan:
Or me :p
[HTC Amaze 4G] TravisBean:
Duplicate thread me !!!!!!
[HTC Amaze 4G] Keylogger_0:
all vegan diet
[HTC Amaze 4G] xndabox:
And so PETA
[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
Closed down XDA
[HTC Amaze 4G] fuego77:
And then they
[HTC Amaze 4G] fuego77:
Double post, delete
[HTC Amaze 4G] eioous:
Ron f'n Swanson

Sent from my HTC_Amaze_4G
[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
Called up Chuck Norris
[HTC Amaze 4G] stratax:
round house kick
[HTC Amaze 4G] fuego77:
All of the
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
Noobs, whiners and

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[HTC Amaze 4G] F033x:
self proclaimed kangers
[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
Stoped in fear
[HTC Amaze 4G] xxquicksh0txx:
Xboarder and Glacier
[HTC Amaze 4G] Opentang:
Are 2 crazy
[HTC Amaze 4G] :
And just might
[HTC Amaze 4G] kronickhigh:
Accidentally the whole :D
[HTC Amaze 4G] ryandabao:
Box erupted violently

Tapatalking in my sleep
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
And sprayed white

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[HTC Amaze 4G] Keylogger_0:
Sticky unknown substance

Mailed from my HTC_Amaze_4G using Tapatalk Mailer
[HTC Amaze 4G] fuego77:
All over the
[HTC Amaze 4G] jjlean:
Back of her
[HTC Amaze 4G] :
New computer screen
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
And on her

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[HTC Amaze 4G] khnfrhn:
New Energized ROM

Sent from my HTC_Amaze_4G
[HTC Amaze 4G] stratax:
Chicken is good
[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
so she said
[HTC Amaze 4G] khnfrhn:
"pass me the
[HTC Amaze 4G] mrmako777:
chronic glacier guy
[HTC Amaze 4G] kazzxtrismus:
And spank his
[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
You Know what
[HTC Amaze 4G] Opentang:
All day long
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
And dream about

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[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
A Sense-4 Port
[HTC Amaze 4G] fuego77:
That's actually stable
[HTC Amaze 4G] xxquicksh0txx:
With working gsm
[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
And Wifi/BlueTooth
[HTC Amaze 4G] :
Eggydrums wants ETAs
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
Read the rules

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[HTC Amaze 4G] xndabox:
But still asks
[HTC Amaze 4G] xilande:
for juicy dounuts
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
From Krispy Kreme

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[HTC Amaze 4G] hurrpancakes:
And then he
[HTC Amaze 4G] asimons81:
took a shower
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
In the rain

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[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
Looked at a

HTC Amaze Running BulletProof
[HTC Amaze 4G] phunky1:
Car driven by
[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
A Fire Monkey

HTC Amaze Running BulletProof
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
While using the

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HTC One S

Sent from my HTC Amaze running Sense 3.5
[HTC Amaze 4G] EclipzeRemix:
but then he
[HTC Amaze 4G] ajbk4life1:
went back home
[HTC Amaze 4G] :
With dead battery
[HTC Amaze 4G] kazzxtrismus:
From carrier bloat
[HTC Amaze 4G] aj_2423:
So he punched

Sent from my NRGized amaze

Via XDA premium
[HTC Amaze 4G] fuego77:
The nearest female
[HTC Amaze 4G] hyphydragon:
the story ends
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
When he went

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[HTC Amaze 4G] eioous:
Back in time
[HTC Amaze 4G] alrosal:
For a testicle
[HTC Amaze 4G] fuego77:
Removal procedure that
[HTC Amaze 4G] phunky1:
would decrease his
[HTC Amaze 4G] fuego77:
Chances of getting
[HTC Amaze 4G] masondoctorjt:
Any female pregnant
[HTC Amaze 4G] eioous:
The ultimate "protection"
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
But not from

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A bad Md5sum
[HTC Amaze 4G] alrosal:
Or a rash
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
Or waking with

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a banana up
[HTC Amaze 4G] thenikeman:
Inside his perfect
[HTC Amaze 4G] ryandabao:
Round sewer orifice

Tapatalking in my sleep
[HTC Amaze 4G] eioous:
only to find
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
That ICS LEAKED!!

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[HTC Amaze 4G] :
Chuck Norris.
[HTC Amaze 4G] kazzxtrismus:
Because of olestra
[HTC Amaze 4G] kered424:
in potato chips
[HTC Amaze 4G] ImperialX12:
Was disguising itself
[HTC Amaze 4G] Harry GT-S5830:
And found it
[HTC Amaze 4G] woulfey:
In vanilla flavor
[HTC Amaze 4G] alrosal:
packed with fudge
[HTC Amaze 4G] thenikeman:
And topped with
[HTC Amaze 4G] eioous:
Candied crushed skulls
[HTC Amaze 4G] xxquicksh0txx:
That when crushed
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
It multiplied by

Don't quote me on this...
[HTC Amaze 4G] droidemere:
Coming to life
[HTC Amaze 4G] woulfey:
Like a gremlin
[HTC Amaze 4G] eioous:
A wet gremlin
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
And turned into

check out my hairless guinea pig ...
[HTC Amaze 4G] thenikeman:
a long, hairy
[HTC Amaze 4G] :
Guinea saurus rex
[HTC Amaze 4G] ziggy46:
is the amaze
[HTC Amaze 4G] Double0EK:
check out my hairless guinea pig ...
[HTC Amaze 4G] eioous:
-ing carnivore killer
[HTC Amaze 4G] thenikeman:
Meanwhile, in a
[HTC Amaze 4G] jjlean:
Scary forest the
[HTC Amaze 4G] tha23kidd:
Hairless Guinea Pig
[HTC Amaze 4G] thenikeman:
kicked a gerbil
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Shagged a sheep.

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[HTC Amaze 4G] droidemere:
Men chosen to
[HTC Amaze 4G] eioous:
repopulate the threads
[HTC Amaze 4G] tha23kidd:
With baby making
[HTC Amaze 4G] eioous:
Birthing some ICS
[HTC Amaze 4G] jvx333:
While eating from
[HTC Amaze 4G] Dark Nightmare:
a round table

Sent from a Galaxy flowing with Jelly Beans.
[HTC Amaze 4G] Shivammcool:
made from squares
[HTC Amaze 4G] Dark Nightmare:
in the middle
[HTC Amaze 4G] Shivammcool:
Dancing to kuduro
[HTC Amaze 4G] Dark Nightmare:
while singing to
[HTC Amaze 4G] ziggy46:
some yodeling music
[HTC Amaze 4G] jvx333:
Then S.Jobs bricks
[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
Makes no sense
[HTC Amaze 4G] ziggy46:
L O L
[HTC Amaze 4G] Dark Nightmare:
while drinking beer
[HTC Amaze 4G] ziggy46:
and smoking dandelions
[HTC Amaze 4G] Dark Nightmare:
on the roof
[HTC Amaze 4G] ziggy46:
then he fell
[HTC Amaze 4G] eioous:
And learned to
[HTC Amaze 4G] jvx333:
Make peanut butter
[HTC Amaze 4G] ziggy46:
before he goes
[HTC Amaze 4G] Dark Nightmare:
To see a
[HTC Amaze 4G] freakboy13:
Hottie sunbathing nude
[HTC Amaze 4G] Keylogger_0:
and eating her...
[HTC Amaze 4G] shekki:
creamy chocolate covered
[HTC Amaze 4G] ziggy46:
EDIT: the guys below me was better
[HTC Amaze 4G] broker32:
When suddenly she
[HTC Amaze 4G] ziggy46:
then a bone
[HTC Amaze 4G] Trewyy:
Squirted all her
[HTC Amaze 4G] jjlean:
Squirt guns until
[HTC Amaze 4G] Keylogger_0:
she fell & died. (The ampersand doesn't count as a word :D )
[HTC Amaze 4G] Trewyy:
And then jesus

Trewyy
[HTC Amaze 4G] jjlean:
Came down pissed
[HTC Amaze 4G] Shivammcool:
With Kate Upton
[HTC Amaze 4G] ziggy46:
And he said

Sent from my epic amaze 4g
[HTC Amaze 4G] jvx333:
"I didnt inhale"

Some of yall are probably to young to know about this famous quote.
[HTC Amaze 4G] jjlean:
But he did
[HTC Amaze 4G] Trewyy:
So his dad

Trewyy
[HTC Amaze 4G] jjlean:
Slapped his head
[HTC Amaze 4G] jvx333:
And it squirted
[HTC Amaze 4G] jjlean:
Out green liquid
[HTC Amaze 4G] eioous:
It's slime time
[HTC Amaze 4G] alrosal:
In my eyes
[HTC Amaze 4G] jvx333:
Lives a troll
[HTC Amaze 4G] Shadow Samurai:
Who was a trololololol

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[HTC Amaze 4G] filthygoat223996:
And proclaimed that
[HTC Amaze 4G] Stopfakn:
He really misses
[HTC Amaze 4G] Shadow Samurai:
His fatass hooker

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[HTC Amaze 4G] filthygoat223996:
Who he beat
[HTC Amaze 4G] masondoctorjt:
Like a rug
[HTC Amaze 4G] jvx333:
Like a caveman
[HTC Amaze 4G] filthygoat223996:
Who he then