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[Off-topic] X8invisible:
YKYANW you think paranoid android it's just a song

"Searching is like eating: If you don't do it you'll die"©X8invisible
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
You know your rooted when u flash stock rom and u think its a custom rom
[Off-topic] MilkyJoePD:
YKYRWY swipe down the notification bar when you need to clean your screen.

OK, you don't have to be rooted, but I couldn't think of another suitable topic.
[Off-topic] sniper:
That would mean you're a noob....

Click here for custom mods for your E4GT
[Off-topic] FoxNovak:
you know you are rooted when you have a $700 phone but your always asking to use your friends
[Off-topic] rovar:
You know you're a noob when you post in this thread.

Tappin' Typin'
[Off-topic] lreyes:
You know youre rooted when you phone doesn't turn on after wa-

and now message from my SUPERSONIC

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[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYANW

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
"You know you WERE rooted" ? Which means you went with the other noobs? Haha loljk
[Off-topic] Techniques:
You know you're rooted when you're trying to use an app that requires root and it says your not rooted.

I typed this by hand.
[Off-topic] namelessname:
I am such a noob
[Off-topic] TingTingin:
YKYRW you wait for a new phone to get root before you buy it
[Off-topic] cstone1991:
I believe he meant that its been so long since using stock that you would forget that its stock. He never said a sweet custom rom. Lol

Sent from my ICS Dinc2
[Off-topic] A2Trip:
You know your rooted when you brick an Atrix 2 twice and end up on one still and back on these forums!!!

Sent From Rooted Motorola Atrix 2/MB865 Running SCV7 (ICS 4.0.4 Leak 2)
[Off-topic] primetechv2:
More of these posts would be funny if they weren't so true.

I've never been drunk, but sleep deprivation feels like the best reason I ever have needed for flashing a new ROM. Nothing like a feeling that you've destroyed your phone right before bedtime.
[Off-topic] Grim Reaper:
You know your rooted when you have a little panic attack when your phone takes longer then usual to boot.
[Off-topic] saywhatt:
You know you're a noob if you think "flashing another modem" would mean buying a dsl modem.
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYRW your apps ask for root permission more then you ask your girlfriend for root permission.

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] MiguelHogue:
You know you're a noob when you ask how is battery life on a ROM that hasn't been out long

I just be like

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss
[Off-topic] primetechv2:
Not sure if implying innuendos or your girlfriend is a phone.
[Off-topic] funnypharmacist:
You know you're rooted when you get late for a class because you were busy restoring Titanium Backup!

Sent from my Galaxy Y - A phone with Small Screen and Big Buttons
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
Innuendo.

But I must say at the same time if I got a new phone that was also my girlfriend it would be rooted within minutes.

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] fredryk:
You got it backwards. I would say you know you're rooted when you DON'T have a panic attack from that.

I got used to bootloops, etc. a long time ago.

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You know you're rooted when your hand is your girlfriend.
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
That's clearly wrong, I'm married and I know I'm rooted because the missus asks if my phone was in recovery when she tried to call to tell me the nursery rang about our son

sent from the thing I stab with my finger when I get two minutes
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Your wife must be awesome! My girlfriend's always like 'why can't I cal you is your phone in that weird way again' even though I've explained to her 1000000000 times its recovery mode

Sent from an unstable WiFi connection
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
she's building yup to asking me to get rid of sense on her phone I think. It keeps freezing on her. So I'll install an oc kernel because she likes sense it just drives her nuts having to restart it

sent from the thing I stab with my finger when I get two minutes
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Try a sense 3.6 ROM with a lil overclocking.

Which device does she have?

Sent from an unstable WiFi connection
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
the sensation,I intend to do the double wire tap method of root, if not just bootloader unlock and put on a good solid Rom

sent from the thing I stab with my finger when I get two minutes
[Off-topic] Grim Reaper:
You know your rooted when a little part of you dies when you get a boot loop.
[Off-topic] ppero196:
YKYR when you don't get bootloop :D
[Off-topic] DeathCzar:
Ykyr when you are never satisfied by any ROM. So you constantly keep switching.
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
YKYAN when you type 'your' instead of 'you're'

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] Grim Reaper:
I will come for your soul for nitpicking at my grammar.
[Off-topic] mark manning:
Halloween is next month
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Come at me bro! I'd be delighted to see you, old friend.

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] InflatedTitan:
YKYR when you actually use your bricked phone as a paperweight because you couldnt stand to see it go to waste.

YKYR when you constantly challenge people to a benchmark contest just to gain bragging rights, even to strangers lol
[Off-topic] DeathCzar:
YKYR when you never have a bricked phone.

YKYR when u know benchmarks never actually matter and challenge people about the smoothness of games.
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYRW you find yourself in boot loop several times a day.

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] DeathCzar:
bootloop is not bricked!

I consider bricked when your phone is unrecoverable sitting at home with a PC and net connection and a brain.

bootloops are as routine as meals now. Especially when trying to make ROMS / mod ROMS.
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
Edit: YKYRW you find yourself "soft"bricked several times a day.

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] primetechv2:
...that feel when people aren't actually aware of the true meaning of "bricked". And then heavy debate ensues. Not sure if very rooted or very n00b.
[Off-topic] AllEyezOnMe:
YKYAN when you use task killers
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Weak..

YKYRW your busted up, slowly dying DHD beats an iPhone 4s
[Off-topic] Manar Aleryani:
YKYRW each day that passes by with the same rom, You die a little inside.
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
YKYAN when you can read this whole thread without smiling.

Ykyr when you can't...

True nerd jokes :D

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] @non4:
YKYRW you never see a movie all the way through because you end up on xda half way through (happening right now) :cool:

YKYRW you are outraged at your parents having a galaxy s3 and still only texting, calling and facebooking when they could be playing console quality games and running a custom rom, DAMN I want that phone!!! :banghead:

Sent from Iron man's Jellybean powered suit
[Off-topic] fredryk:
You know you are a former nexus one owner when you use volume wake religiously & shudder every time you have to press the power button on your galaxy nexus.
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
My mum has an S3 and still doesn't know how to use it properly, despite me teaching her several times. I always look at her phone and think 'that right there is a lost opportunity'

Sent from an unstable 3G connection
[Off-topic] ortrigger:
Ykyr when you are as giddy as a kid at Christmas when you find out that your phone is close to getting it's first cm9 port.

sent from my LG spectrum.
[Off-topic] cmoG530:
Who gets excited over cm9 anymore? :p Just kidding around with you. :D
[Off-topic] letinsh:
You know you're rooted when you attend a football game for the high school where your wife teaches and when the cheerleaders ask, "Who you rootin' for?!, " instead of yelling out the name of the school, you yell "Superuser!" and don't understand why people are giving you funny looks...
[Off-topic] mark manning:
That made me lol for real!

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] ppero196:
You sir...made the best post so far!

Sent from my house via interwebs to You!
[Off-topic] NightHawk877:
You know you're rooted when you flash ROMs in the wee hours of the night.

Sent from my YP-G1
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYRW you get the word android in drawsomething and draw the cyanogenmod mascot and the other person is like "dafuq?"

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] mingolianbeef:
One of the more unique ones thus far lol
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
this is a true story and I just couldn't help laughing

YKYR when you're at this girl's house and you had taken a couple shots of whiskey. Then I opened up my phone to check my e-mail(btw never do that,I once almost sent an email to baws when I was drunk), and she saw my wallpaper. It's this wallpaper that has these 'fake' chemical signs from the word aokp. So she read the words and started laughing "Kang?! What the f*ck dude, is that some kind of Chinese or what?" I almost started telling her some nerd stuff but hopefully didn't,I just said "yeah right, Chinese" and then I gave THE smile and we started making out.

Well, I'm not really sure about the ending but let's just say that's how it went... :)

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] X8invisible:
Lol

Did you saw the new aokp bootani?

"Searching is like eating: If you don't do it you'll die"©X8invisible
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
She didn't, but it's cool as hell :D

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] mark manning:
Is it still that flaming pink unicorn with a rainbow coming out of its arse?

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] driftnut56:
I always cause myself a heart attack before bed trying to do things with ROMs and I still don't learn because a few days later I'll try again haha

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You know you're rooted when you tell yourself it'll just take a second but then the next morning you realize you didnt sleep.
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Nope, it now has the mad unicorn head and cogs in background while it reads 'initializing swagger'. Maybe that's the reason for my swag...

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYRW this is what's left after 2 hours of transferring stuff to you PC

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] @non4:
OCD!!!

YKYRW you're singing lyrics off a viral youtube rap battle and keep saying "widget" when the word is "midget", true story D:

Sent from Iron man's Jellybean powered suit
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
When your boot animation and wallpaper(and clock wudget) have a pink unicorn and you find it rather manly than gay, :cool:

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] :
When you find unicorn porn in your phone :D
[Off-topic] stumpyz9:
I can explain....its not what it looks like..

xP
[Off-topic] geo.samuel:
Looks like that whale is role playin!! And unicorn says "say my name, say my same"
[Off-topic] mark manning:
YKYANW you have broke(cracked the screen of) 3 galaxy nexuses .......

FML!!!!!!!

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYRW the first thing you pay attention to during a McDonalds advert is a pimped out Toyota Soarer with XDA on the license plate haha

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] ShadowCodeGaming:
Ykyrw you think everyone should donate to him for a new gnex

Sent from my HyperSense Nova enabled Nexus One!
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
YKYR when instead of going to buy it, just steal it and run :p:p
[Off-topic] droidzika:
ykyr rooted when you're in a conference call and all you can think about is what CM9 will be like :D
[Off-topic] ursubpar:
YKYR when restoring with titanium backup is daily.
[Off-topic] mengfei:
YKYR when you make a guide for rooting :p
[Off-topic] :
You know when you're rooted when you feel that bit of emotion when the phone vibrates on first boot.

You also know you're rooted when you remember the root proceedure
[Off-topic] AndyFox2011:
You know your rooted when your sitting in class smiling like an idiot cause your using CM9!
[Off-topic] cashyftw:
You know you're rooted when you're in class and your friends think recovery mode is some type of game because you're always in it..
[Off-topic] cashyftw:
You know you're rooted when you tell your friends to take you home because an ics leak came out for your phone lol
[Off-topic] Koizuma:
YKYR when your phone looks like:

From overclocking to much
[Off-topic] ursubpar:
YKYR when you have swagger turned on in AOKP
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
You know you're rooted when the sprint sales associate takes out the battery before shutting down and causes corrupt data and a bunch of force closes and he suggests to update the latest ota and says handcent always glitches and you want to yell and curse at him for not powering it off or using tue reboot option in the power menu, then have to wipe and reinstall the rom

(Happened to my dads epic when he went into buy an iphone for his wife and the sprint guy needed to deactivate then reactivate the epic and I had to fix it)
[Off-topic] mark manning:
You know you're rooted when you ask to use your friends phone, they look at you like they just saw a ghost and ask to dial the number for you. :cool:
[Off-topic] droidzika:
hehe

Sent from my Sexy beast, MB870 CM7. Rule #1 of leadership: Everything is your fault.
[Off-topic] stumpyz9:
So true
[Off-topic] ursubpar:
YKYR when a nook color or kindle fire is considered a tablet, not an ereader.
[Off-topic] shravbits:
What kind of troll overclock do you use???!!!
[Off-topic] mengfei:
YKYR when you hold your breath while flash is going on then sigh of relief when it's done :p
[Off-topic] RootTheMachine:
Ykyr when the guy sitting next to you in class points this out...

Sent from my ICS Samsung Captivate
[Off-topic] :
YKYR when your phone happens to be in the Periodic Table of Elements.
[Off-topic] mark manning:
You know your rooted when people commonly tell you things such as "omfg I just peed my pants " because you posted themes for cm9
[Off-topic] ortrigger:
Ykyrw your math professor is talking about variables and says adb and your first thought is, when did we start talking about android development? Just happened to me.

sent from my sgt7'd nexus 7
[Off-topic] DeathCzar:
ykyr when you think of your phone every time while studying waves in physics class.

For those who didn't understand, frequency is counted in Hz, MHz, GHz etc.
[Off-topic] jayjay3333:
Nice try... But

YKYRW you clean install through recovery, reload through Titanium Backup, some through Play store, start up new ROM, then flash inverted and kernel

... all in one period... Wait for it

... while teaching

Respect
[Off-topic] soupmagnet:
YKYRW you search the internet to find a way to root your child's LeapPad.
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
Ahahaha that's is simply epic!

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] RunasSudo:
You know you're rooted when other phones stare at yours jealously.
[Off-topic] imilleson:
YKYRW

Two year old phone
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYRW when you believe in God???

YKYRW you go to a psychologist and he holds up the cards with black splatters on them asking what you see and all you can say is Cid Cyanogen

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
YKYANW you have a username based on a version of Android 2, almost 3, versions behind.
[Off-topic] iKoolkid:
Ynwyanw you drop a hammer on a galaxy s 3 screen and you expect it to be ok. I loled when the guy did it on youtube.
[Off-topic] soupmagnet:
YKYANW http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1633343
[Off-topic] Flashalot:
Dude that $hi+ is so funny and true
[Off-topic] SwaySwayJoy:
You Know Your Rooted

You know you're rooted when you knocked out and woke up seeing your phone still in recovery mode
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYRW its 5am and even though your so tired your falling asleep with your phone in hand, you decide to download the latest cm10 nightly and set an alarm so as soon as it's done so you can wake up to flash it.

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] primetechv2:
I think we've established Rooted people love flashing ROMs when their brains are most incapacitated... Yay us. I can think of worse things to do... Not to our phones, granted.
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
Fixed :D

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] loneagl:
YKYR when the saddest thing in your life is that your device didn't have kernel 3.x yet:(:(
[Off-topic] X8invisible:
YKYRW you see there is the word 'yet' in that post;)

"Searching is like eating: If you don't do it you'll die"©X8invisible
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Dafuq.jpg

Sent from my unstable mind
[Off-topic] ppero196:
Best ever...3.x kernel is the best?!

Sent from my house via interwebs to You!
[Off-topic] sniper:
Ykyrw you just woke up from a dream involving custom roms :cool:

Click here for custom mods for your E4GT
[Off-topic] soupmagnet:
YKYRW you have the 3.x kernel on your device before anyone else :)
[Off-topic] whodisname:
Ykyr when u just don't even get excited anymore. Its just a thing like going to the rest room or eating. Just a thing you do in life.
[Off-topic] vcrp94:
YKYR when you use Wifikill to troll your teacher on programming classes :D
[Off-topic] :
Tell me more about this Wifikill :good: :fingers-crossed:

NVM I found it (evilsmiley) :D

(in case anyone else wants to try it here's the link ;) have fun (devil) ) :D

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1282900
[Off-topic] funnypharmacist:
You know you are rooted when your status bar force closes while texting to your girl riend and you use the phone without the bar till your conversation finishes

Sent from my Galaxy Y - A phone with Small Screen and Big Buttons
[Off-topic] :
YKYR when your phone does weird sh** that makes no sense at all :silly:
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
YKYR when you sit down with your friend, pull out your phone and the first question she asks is: 'What's new on your phone then?'

Sent from my unstable mind
[Off-topic] omario8484:
You know your a noob when all you can do is one clicks
[Off-topic] soupmagnet:
YKYANW you spend days trying to debug a script, only to find out it was the device that didn't work properly. damnit!
[Off-topic] whodisname:
Like what? I will try to help you fix it, and I have a never give up attitude!
[Off-topic] Flashalot:
Lol http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1788714

Here's a lot more
[Off-topic] :
Thats the exact same link I posted :good: :laugh:

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Everything is under control :) Sometimes my phone reboots on its own.. but thats because JB is still a bit buggy on gs2 ;)
[Off-topic] primetechv2:
What is this I don't even

Sent from my N861
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
Don't worry just joking around

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] primetechv2:
But if the shoe fits...

Sent from my N861
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
Hahaha

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYRW you spend 30 mins on xda and when you go to your participated threads Page in the app all you see is your own avatar.

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] PotatoEngine4:
YKYARW you wake up in the middle of the night just to check if your fav ROM dev tweeted anything about a stable/nightly release.
[Off-topic] soupmagnet:
YKYAN when you can't think of a good YKYR joke.
[Off-topic] ortrigger:
Ykyrw you threaten your phone with a full wipe and different rom when it's not working how you want it to.

Sent from my sgt7'd n7.
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
YKYR when your friends idea of a prank is to put a new ROM on your phone then make it bootloop.... :/

Sent from my unstable mind
[Off-topic] @non4:
At least your friends are cool, I only have one rooted friend who I never see :screwy:

Sent from Iron man's Jellybean powered suit
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYRW you manage to convert a devoted Iphone user over to android by sitting there with both phones going through everything android can do and Iphone can't. They recently sold the fail phone for a SGS2 :P

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] omario8484:
I see...an intervention is al these isheeps need
[Off-topic] soupmagnet:
...or a swift kick to the frontal lobe.
[Off-topic] iakovidis:
You know you are rooted when.... wait! I can run android WITHOUT root? Is that possible?
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
Ahahaha!

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] MilkyJoePD:
Or the frontal danglies.
[Off-topic] amifiq:
You know you're rooted when your friend want to share picture from your phone via Bluetooth and all you can do is say "I using ** experimental ROM".
[Off-topic] MilkyJoePD:
When you wish format system and format sdcard weren't right next to each other in recovery. One of these days...
[Off-topic] hostilevader:
It sounds creepy.

Inviato dal mio GT-I9100 con Tapatalk 2

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When you scroll the recovery menu from the bottom :D

Dunno why but I always start from there.

Inviato dal mio GT-I9100 con Tapatalk 2
[Off-topic] DeathCzar:
And I thought I was the only one!
[Off-topic] @non4:
Me too! I try to save time this way but it never works lol

Sent from Iron man's Jellybean powered suit

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YKYRW you have a wild impulse to get an iPhone 5 after playing with it in a shop and thinking "hmm, more games, and now the screens big enough". You then soon realise how disgusting you have been when you play on dead trigger on a nexus 7 in the same phone shop. I repent my sins everyone, someone please exercise me of these impure thoughts :eek:

PS: I'm a mobile gamer, I don't have any consoles :( I'm sorry I nearly got suckered into the dark side because of this. Now I'm considering the galaxy note 2 :D

Sent from Iron man's Jellybean powered suit
[Off-topic] huggs:
YKYAN when you consider buying an iPhone5 :p
[Off-topic] loneagl:
YKYRW when you attribute your stagnant thanks meter to rising gas costs, general public discontent, low morale and widespread economic depression..
[Off-topic] ortrigger:
Ykyrw you're testing an alpha version of a rom and find a bug and your wife (who has no tech experience) tells you to let the dev know about.

Sent from my lg spectrum rocking cm9
[Off-topic] A2Trip:
YKYR when you can recover your softbrick with 2 ICS leaks and a GB 2.3.6 system...back and runnin 1200 stock! :D

Sent From My Motorola Atrix 2 ICS Leaked 1.
[Off-topic] hostilevader:
Hahahaha!

Sent from white and sexy GS2
[Off-topic] power323f:
YKYR when you start shouting: LOG, LOG, LOG, when you are searching your lost cat. :p
[Off-topic] zcostilla:
YKYR when you pick up the wife's phone and imagine how much better it would run without the bloatware and a better kernel.
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
YKYRW you flash while waiting in line (for a new phone)

Love your rage not your cage
[Off-topic] usaff22:
YKYRW you ask the ICT teacher if you can root her HD2 or Nexus 7 for her, and she says that only you want to root because you want to overclock because you have too many junk apps :D
[Off-topic] amifiq:
You know you are rooted when you stare at your phone more than you stare at your gf's photo.
[Off-topic] hostilevader:
Yes.. yes.. call it "root" :D

Sent from white and sexy GS2
[Off-topic] X8invisible:
Ykyr when one of your classmates has an xperia active and your x8 has more sony stuff than him and you think"that phone can do so much more, oh well its a pity" :cool:

"Searching is like eating: If you don't do it you'll die"©X8invisible
[Off-topic] Surj138:
YKYR when you get road rage when seeing someone texting while driving, yet you've literally flashed a ROM from behind the wheel... just because you couldn't wait to get home
[Off-topic] jdidtht:
Thats too funny.. most of us have done this I'm sure..
[Off-topic] ch0ka:
YKYR when you try to restore your job with Titanium ;)
[Off-topic] MiguelHogue:
You know you're a noob (mom) When you say "a phone is a phone"

Yeah alright.. You get some laggy crap that has a mind of its own & see if you sing the same tune :rolleyes:

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
I know right? My mum has a S3 and she's just like 'its so crap/slow and rubbish I just want a phone that works'

Dude I would kill (not literally of course, just a figure of speech) for that phone yet you want to get rid of it? :S

Love your rage not your cage