yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] MiguelHogue:
Lol! That seems to be common phrase also among moms / parents "I just want a phone that works"

-TeaM VeNuM Like A Boss
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Dude I'd happily give her both my DHD and Nokia N95 8GB (ironically her old phone) plus the £110 I have saved up for it.

*sigh* seems you can't please everybody

Love your rage not your cage
[Off-topic] Surj138:
You know you're a n00b when you're deathly afraid of the XDA Search button
[Off-topic] Montoyatok:
YKYR when you're upgrading windows on the PC and surfing the forums on your phone when you see a new ROM, head to the PC to download it, and cry when you realise that the upgrade is still going
[Off-topic] ortrigger:
Sad day. Ykyrw you search high and low for a way to download roms onto your phone and then, after spending an hour thinking of solutions, you realize that you have Dropbox.

Sent from my sgt7'd n7.
[Off-topic] namelessname:
YKYAN when you think every Android phone is an Evo. Every time my uncle sees me he asks if my phone is the Evo.
[Off-topic] deathnotice01:
YKYN when you get my favorite thread in OT closed, :(
[Off-topic] sniper:
I know that feel :(

Click here for custom mods for your E4GT
[Off-topic] vizzy:
If it said boobs instead of photo in your post, then you sir have issues. Luckily it did not therefore you are safe and you have full mental capacity.
[Off-topic] mingolianbeef:
YKYR when you can't play chaos rings because square enix wants to be android gaming's biggest douche bag -___-
[Off-topic] soupmagnet:
I think EA and Gameloft have them beat by at least a mile or two.
[Off-topic] Manar Aleryani:
YKYRW you never organize your apps and widgets in the homescreen, because you know all of this will be gone with the next ROM.
[Off-topic] alkesh95:
Ykyan when u always get kicked by wifikill...from open wifi network.....

I just killed 244 wifi devices from a 5 star's wifi....

Globally recognised and certified NOOB
[Off-topic] :
It sucks when someone uses wifikill on you :D
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
There's an app to make your phone immune to WiFiKill. I just don't remember the name.

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] :
Wifi protector? https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.gurkedev.wifiprotector&hl=en
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYRW you use droidsniff to hack someone's Facebook account and then use wifikill so they can't do sh*t about it :rolleyes: constantly do it to my mates when they are round.

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] :
haha my facebook account got hacked few days ago.. because I visited some site and they asked for proof of age(its not what you think it is :P ) so I had to copy my fb link.. anyway... my facebook account got banned till I changed my password :silly: Now I'm thinking about changing it back to what it was, because I love my pass and can't think of any other one.. :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
With droidsniff you don't need there age or name or anything! It picks up the session ID, session id's are for when let's say you are using fb on your phone and you don't have to log in each time you use it, because you are using the same session Id. Droidsniff takes that and opens a Page using the Id so it jumps straight into the persons news feed.

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Yeah, that's the one.

@Orkane,that's just evil, do you really do that for your friends? I mean yeah its fun to play around but give em a chance! At least don't do anything stupid :p

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] InfinityFTW:
YKYR when you have 3 SD-cards. One for ROMs, one for nandroids and one for kernels :D
[Off-topic] MilkyJoePD:
YKYRW your phone feels weird with the battery cover on.
[Off-topic] dragonslayer8724:
You don't nand before flashing the wrong rom/kernel for your phone :D
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
I don't nand full stop :rolleyes:

Love your rage not your cage
[Off-topic] loneagl:
YKYRW
[Off-topic] Domonopants:
Lol! Hilarious!
[Off-topic] jumbobombo:
YKYAR when flashing a ROM behind a wheel is much more simpler than texting behind the wheel
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Not funny dude...

Love your rage not your cage
[Off-topic] FirePoncho86:
YKYAR....

When u go on xda on the crapper
[Off-topic] funnypharmacist:
You know.you're rooted when you are downloading two different ROMs from your phone and PC at once and flash the one which completes first

Sent from my Galaxy Y - A phone with Small Screen and Big Buttons
[Off-topic] seajamiet:
You know your rooted when your bricked -_-
[Off-topic] joethetule:
Now that's some funny sh*#
[Off-topic] primetechv2:
You know you're a n00b when you think being bricked means you're rooted.

You know you're a n00b when you think an Android phone needs root to be good.

You know you're rooted when you only can think of wonderful things to do once you're rooted anyway...
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
YKYRW Aroma has nothing to do with smell

Love your rage not your cage
[Off-topic] sohamssd:
Haha lol
[Off-topic] sniper:
You know you're a noob when you make posts that just say "haha" "lol" "lmao" or the combination of these or similar words.... :rolleyes:

Click here for custom mods for your E4GT
[Off-topic] sohamssd:
YKYRW you have updated terminal emulator at least 10 times on the play storr because the cm10 ROM irritatingly always has the old version.
[Off-topic] jumbobombo:
Haters gonna hate.jpg
[Off-topic] Orkane1989:
YKYRW your more interested in flashing a new rom than paying attention to some knob jumping from space.

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Off-topic] flipq88:
You know you're a n00b when you don't think of just downloading that new ROM straight from your phone.....

Sent from Flip's S3
[Off-topic] KeanuC:
You know you're a n00b when you think a bootloader is a storage device for your Timberlands.
[Off-topic] funnypharmacist:
^^ got the thought from here

You're a noob when you want to remove bootloader to free up some space!

Sent from my Galaxy Y - A phone with Small Screen and Big Buttons
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
You know you're a n00b when you think rooting is called jailbreaking

Sent from my own CM10 ROM built from source
[Off-topic] :
YKYRW you have a 'Roms' folder on your sdcard with a few fallback options.
[Off-topic] cstone1991:
YKYR when you forgot that people used SD cards for anything other than roms.

YKYR when you had to upgrade your 16gb SD card to a 32gb card because you had too many (is there such thing?) roms on your SD.

Sent from my ICS Dinc2
[Off-topic] :
+more than one, I'm sure.
[Off-topic] EnMoSya:
You know you're rooted when you're flashing for fun during your free time

You know you're rooted when you keep checking XDA for latest ROM release

Sent from my Incredible S
[Off-topic] amifiq:
You know you're rooted when people thought that your Galaxy S is a Nexus.
[Off-topic] soupmagnet:
YKYRW the only apps downloaded to your device are Terminal Emulator, Root Explorer, Teamviewer and Tapatalk.
[Off-topic] jumbobombo:
YKYAR when you have the most sexy phone in your circle even though it's not the latest :D
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
You know you're rooted when your wife says, "Honey, come take a picture of me and the kids" and you say, "HTC hasn't updated the libraries yet".

Sent from my own CM10 ROM built from source
[Off-topic] whodisname:
You know your a mood when you wait for a cyanogenmod Rom.
[Off-topic] cstone1991:
YKYR when you refer to a phone as sexy.

Sent from my ICS Dinc2
[Off-topic] Surj138:
You know you're rooted when you refer to your Droid Incredible 2 as an ICS Dinc2 :p
[Off-topic] cstone1991:
True... unless you live in China. They got the OTA on their Dinc2 a while ago.

Sent from my ICS Dinc2
[Off-topic] FirePoncho86:
You know you're a noon when you try to flash an GB kernel on ICS cause you like the features
[Off-topic] ppero196:
Grammar Nazi strikes again...
[Off-topic] veeman:
The mad punter strikes again.

Sent from my Nexus 7
[Off-topic] ppero196:
punter?!!
[Off-topic] gbatra4u:
kya tumhare toothpaste mein namak hai?

Sent from my kb
[Off-topic] DeathCzar:
Very few people will get that one mate. Very few.
[Off-topic] ppero196:
I understood toothpaste... that's all.
[Off-topic] DeathCzar:
Coz it's Hindi written in English letters and the joke written is a kind of inside joke....
[Off-topic] mark manning:
Mood?

YKYRN when you don't understand what cyanogenmod actually is!

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] veeman:
I know 2 words of Hindi.

Namaste and nahi.
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Mai samaja gaya xD

Sent from PACman'd Desire HD
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Mind telling us what YKYRN stands for?

Rooted noob? Makes sense...

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] DeathCzar:
Really? U understood the joke too mate? :p
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Yeah. Mum and Dad are from Pakistan so I can speak some Urdu/Punjabi

Sent from PACman'd Desire HD
[Off-topic] DeathCzar:
Oh. But as funny as it may sound, this slogan was used in a huge ad campaign by Colgate here.
[Off-topic] mark manning:
Lmao I've been up for way too long

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] :
YKYRW You don't remember the ROM you're currently running, and it's completely irrelevant because it will all be gone soon anyway. OR you do know the ROM and it still doesn't matter, same applies.
[Off-topic] seajamiet:
You know your a noob when.you think your friend is doing something related to plants on their phone when they say root.

You know you are rooted when you put your cpu freq down to lowest just to see how laggy it is.
[Off-topic] usaff22:
YKYRW you type from a premium potato.
[Off-topic] hostilevader:
YKYAR when you subscribe 4 different sections even if you have just one phone.

Sent from white and sexy GS2

---------- Post added at 01:13 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:11 AM ----------

YKYAR if you look at the GNex forum just to know how sexy its roms are.

And you don't own that phone :/

Sent from white and sexy GS2
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
Yes... be jealous of out awesomeness!!!:p:p
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
Le
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
YKYRW your phone is as sexy as mine

Sent from my own Droid Razr built from source
[Off-topic] gbatra4u:
enough of us indians learning english..its time for non indians to learn hindi..

yeh sandesh mere galaxy y se bheja gya hai...

---------- Post added at 12:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:16 PM ----------

anybody wanna root intex ibuddy go to ####://akshartutorials.blogspot.in/
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Oh come on, we get it... Besides, you can make non rooted android look the same.

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] sohamssd:
+1
[Off-topic] primetechv2:
You know you're a noob when you don't know the difference between Nexus, Droid, and Android. Seriously, coworker, get it together.
[Off-topic] hostilevader:
Black GS2 -> GNex -> White GS2

My story :) I have no regrets!

I didn't like the camera in GNex.. But it is the sexiest phone I've ever had :D

Sent from white and sexy GS2
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
You can't get soft keys on Droid RAZR without root

Sent from my own CM10 ROM built from source
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
But does it give you the right to post it twice? :p

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
Yes. True the camera is super duper bad but think about it long term and software wise. Aosp , instant updates and much more... also the hot design and looks :D
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
I only posted once...
[Off-topic] mark manning:
Let's keep it on track please

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] hostilevader:
The design is amazing. Let's see the new Lg Nexus 4 :)

Sent from a white and sexy GS2
[Off-topic] new ion?:
you know when you're a noob when you didn't know that TiBu saves what you've frozen across ROM flashes, and had to freeze the gallery on cm10, and when you flashed PA you couldn't figure out why there was no camera no matter what you did....

yup, right here.
[Off-topic] namelessname:
YKYRW people tweet about CM7 and all you can think of is CyanogenMod (apparently it's a mixtape)
[Off-topic] mark manning:
YKYRW you have used cyanogens recovery

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] loneagl:
YKYR when the actual period of flashing a new Rom is like waiting outside an ICU unit
[Off-topic] ortrigger:
YKYRW after playing with a new phone in the store it surprises the heck out of you when you actually like the stock rom on it.
[Off-topic] _Variable:
YKYR when you force your dad to spend $12 on repairing fastboot mode.

---------- Post added at 10:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:46 PM ----------

YKYR when You stay up all night with Facebook and XDA in tabs on chrome.
[Off-topic] NightHawk877:
That's what I thought of the GS3 when I got it.

You know you're a noob when you think rooting is illegal.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
YKYR when you make XDA you're home page :eek:
[Off-topic] usaff22:
Really? I hate TW, it is foul.

Sent from my locked, tampered ville
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
This isn't for androjd , but you know your a noon when you think your chip set is ich7

Sparx639
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
YKYAN when you can't spell properly.

Sent from PACman'd Desire HD
[Off-topic] mark manning:
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] selfinflicted1:
Ykyrw you flash dounut and cupcake ROMs because your bored with gb, ICS...
[Off-topic] imilleson:
He said he liked the stock ROM not the stock launcher
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
Sorry that I accidentally hit the j instead of the I on a completely flat, not even physically real keyboard

Sparx639
[Off-topic] soupmagnet:
YKYAN when you have to explain yourself.
[Off-topic] fredryk:
YKYAN when you write "YKYAR" instead of "YKYR" lol
[Off-topic] Mashkawizii:
Sdxc works on our phone, 64 and 128 that means

Phreaks play on the Fone, and the HTC Amaze 4G, - XML
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
YKYAN when your jokes suck and you use the word 'lol'. BURN!

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] ortrigger:
Ykyn when you flash a kernel for Android 4.1.1 on a 4.1.2 rom and soft brick your device.

Ykyrw said soft brick doesn't even worry you and the most frustrating thing is realizing how stupid your were.

Sent from my sgt7'd n7.
[Off-topic] Mashkawizii:
Ykyrw you do that on a xperia arc and downgrade by accident bricking your battery voltagemeter

Phreaks play on the Fone, and the HTC Amaze 4G, - XML
[Off-topic] Sparx639:
That one was pretty funny, got to give you props for that one

Sparx639
[Off-topic] SohamJ:
You know you're rooted when you flash the latest cm10 on your device before going out for a trip even if you know the Camera Doesn't Work
[Off-topic] amifiq:
YNYRW you never realize cm7 is actually a guitar chord.
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Ykyrw you use an ipad stylus to type (me right now)
[Off-topic] blade30p:
Sorry m8 but I had to napture that pic. I reckon that will come in very handy

Sent from my GT-I9300 using Xparent SkyBlue Tapatalk 2
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Mark will get mad at us
[Off-topic] ppero196:
He is mad whole day...quickly hide what you need to hide
[Off-topic] Remcotjuuh:
You know you're a noob when you accidently format your friend's Link2SD partition at school, since you needed his SD card to get your device out of a bootloop.
[Off-topic] mark manning:
Lol mad at what

Lol :confused::confused::confused:

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] jayjay3333:
This....just this....

Lulz
[Off-topic] mark manning:
Am I missing something??? I so confused right now :banghead::banghead:

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] ppero196:
Move on folks. Nothing interesting here...
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Ykyr when you flash ROMs every hour.
[Off-topic] ppero196:
YK your family is rooted when your cousins decide to switch from stock to custom ROM (rooting+cwm+ all goodies)
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
YKYRW your girlfriend suggested your last two ROMs

Sent from Pacman's DHD
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Lol. We take turns swapping phones and she suggested using Sense cause it looked good.

Also YKYRW you swap between an S2 and a Desire HD on a regular basis ;)

Sent from Pacman's DHD
[Off-topic] ursubpar:
YKYR when the HTC HD2 is an android device.
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
You Know You're Rooted when you have on more than one occasion lost phone numbers because you forgot to backup contacts before you flashed a new Rom. I'm thinking maybe I should start task scheduling a backup or start using an sms app. My Contacts Backup and the Alt Key are the only things I miss about not ever running the stock Rom anymore.
[Off-topic] mark manning:
Don't you use Google to back up your #s lol

Sent Telepathically ©
[Off-topic] stumpyz9:
YKYR when your friends don't understand why some parts of your phone aren't working cuz you just flashed a beta rom
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
^^THIS^^^

No matter how many times i delete contacts i just have to login to my account and i have them :rolleyes:

Apps can wait but contacts are the first thing that need restored so, linking them with google is the best way :D
[Off-topic] iok1:
You know you're rooted when the only cat you have is a logcat

Sent from my GT-S5660
[Off-topic] :
I never really use logcat.
[Off-topic] mark manning:
That's because your a bad wolf and don't help your devs debug your roms :thumbdown:

Sent Telepathically ©
[Off-topic] :
Do you own a WFS? I don't use it because it's a tad to complicated. Also we wolves choose to work in a specific way.
[Off-topic] mark manning:
Lol

Sent Telepathically ©
[Off-topic] armyboy11b:
YKYRW your Android can fly an attack drone ;)
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Nope. Google has issues with backing up all my contacts properly. Just makes for a hot mess.
[Off-topic] droidzika:
what do you use to back up your contacts? I had issues backing up and found Google to be a nice solution.

Sent from my Sexy beast, MB870 CM7. Rule #1 of leadership: Everything is your fault.
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
I usually just use MIUI backup since it's all I run regularly, and export my contacts to SD now and again.
[Off-topic] ursubpar:
YKYR when your friends ask why your phone is cooler than theirs.
[Off-topic] rr5678:
You know you're rooted when you know exactly where to tap the dialog without even thinking about it.

In addition, you know you're rooted if you know what dialog I'm talking about.
[Off-topic] anushajayanti:
You know when you're rooted when you feel that bit of emotion when the phone vibrates on first boot.

- Credits : @weeo. So true.

You know you're rooted when it takes you a moment to understand the horror on your friends face when you talk about flashing.
[Off-topic] mark manning:
You know you are rooted when your processor heats up your phone to the point you can fry an egg on it!

Sent Telepathically ©
[Off-topic] - Swift -:
You know you're rooted when you are searching through the endless pages of ROMs for your phone and say "which fu***ng one do I use?!"
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Mark manning ftw! Other thread locked...continue...

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] DeathCzar:
Your girlfriend in one word:

AWESOME. :D
[Off-topic] cascabel:
I'd kill (figuratively) to have a girlfriend like that. My last one always gave me a warning about how attatched i can get to a new phone whenever i buy one.
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Hehe lol. My girlfriend know that I love my phone like I love her so it's all good. She couldn't care less about her phone as long as everything still works ok I can do whatever I want to the phone ;)

Yes she is incredibly awesome

Sent from Pacman's DHD
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
a keeper by the sound of it.

sent from the thing I stab with my finger when I get two minutes
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Definitely. I've known her since we were about five so we know each other pretty well :)

Sent from Pacman's DHD
[Off-topic] amifiq:
I rooted all my family's phone and give them cm9. They're like, wow ics! (exept my mom, she stick with her touchwiz5 & waiting official jb.)

So,

YNYRW all your family members lend you their phones and see yellow triangle on boot the next day.
[Off-topic] :
Designing a website so we can all upload these and then I'll make a app for viewing them
[Off-topic] MilkyJoePD:
YJKYR!
[Off-topic] ortrigger:
You just know you're rooted?

Sent from my sgt7'd n7
[Off-topic] MilkyJoePD:
YJK.
[Off-topic] jugg1es:
Ykyrw your tearing your hair out figuring out what's chewing up your battery at a rate of 1% a minute.

sent from the thing I stab with my finger when I get two minutes
[Off-topic] jayjay3333:
YKYRW this sh@# is funny

http://phandroid.com/2012/10/23/sht-android-fans-say/
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
YKYRW you know who I am
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
Meaning that nobody is rooted... correct?
[Off-topic] mark manning:
YKYNW your a
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
I cracked at "Lemme root your phone!" :D

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
I thought you knew me. I gave you that guide for making ROMs on Nexus
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
Lol... you sound like you are talking to your best friend who just broke up to you (no offense). It was just a joke. And I am grateful for that guide.
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
I thought you were my best friend.
[Off-topic] sewer56lol:
You know when you're rooted when chuck Norris mode activates and blows up your CPU
[Off-topic] Remcotjuuh:
You know you're rooted when you move downloaded apps immediately to the /system partition after you downloaded it if you have some space left there.

Sent from that little piece of plastic, metal and other materials I take care of if it were the most precious thing in the world.
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
Well... you thought wrong :p:p
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
YKYR when your thread has 69k views... ;)

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] mark manning:
Or when it has 621,000 views ;)

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[Off-topic] Nethojs29:
When your mother grounds you because you didn't root her droid and your father's one is rooted by himself.... How? Idk lol
[Off-topic] mexterkate:
YKYR when your wife, who is actually a tech-noob, wants Cyanogenmod on her phone!
[Off-topic] hostilevader:
YKYR if you know what "one-click-lagfix" is.

Sent from a white and sexy GS2
[Off-topic] azoller1:
YKYR when YKYR when YKYR.....
[Off-topic] samcrocr:
You know you are rooted when you are flashing roms when a hurricane is about to hit the whole state
[Off-topic] jumbobombo:
When your phone is so messed up that nobody can use it except you

- - Greetings From India
[Off-topic] DROIDRAZ:
YKYAN When you post crap like that

Sent from my XT912
[Off-topic] _Variable:
Ykyr when youwant to be single your whole life.
[Off-topic] MilkyJoePD:
YKYRW you wish "Apple Crumble" was a news headline, not a dessert.
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
FTFY
[Off-topic] mengfei:
YKYR when you try to flash the next ROM while walking down the streets
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Nice collection of ROMs hehe :)

YKYR when you flash 10 ROMs in 4 days and you're still like: nah its not right

Yes I bought the xda app. Problem?
[Off-topic] VaderSKN:
YKYR when you are flashing ROMs in school.
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Do that all the time :D

One time I got a detention (ironically for using my phone in class cause O was flashing a CM10 nightly)

and I flashed in there :)

It was such a rush cause if I had another strike I would've been dead meat. (Our school has a three strikes policy. Caught on your phone once; lunch detention, twice; after school detention, three times; taken off you till the term ends)

Yes I bought the xda app. Problem?
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
What school is that? Elementary?

Sent from my premium potato
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Nah secondary. Don't know what you'd call it where your from but I'm 16 so whatever school you'd be going to at that age :D

Yes I bought the xda app. Problem?
[Off-topic] ortrigger:
High school in the US. Ykyrw you regularly go home during your lunch break to reflash your device through fastboot because your rom isn't jiving with a kernel you decided to test.

Ykyrw your wife gets mad at you for behavior explained above and you don't know why she's mad.

Sent from my aokp'd n7
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
YKYR when there's no F5 button anymore, just a scratched and abused button

I bought the xda app. Problem?
[Off-topic] NightHawk877:
You know you're rooted when you have memorized the IMEI number of your phone.

Sent from my YP-G1
[Off-topic] stumpyz9:
YKYR when your phone may be broken(physically) you can still make it work. Second time ive had to do this lol