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[HTC Desire S] Tectas:
You know you're rooted when you buy tons of cherries, hoping one contains a 3 kernel.

You know you're rooted if you try to use logcat to figure out what your girlfriend wants from you.

You know you're rooted if you flashed more gingerbread than you could ever eat.

You know you're rooted if you try to access recovery to restore a backup instead of taking a pill at headache.

You know you're rooted if a friend comes to you to show you how great his jailbreaked iphone is and the first thing you ask him is how many different roms he can flash now.

You know you're rooted when plants are the last thing coming to your mind while hearing root.

You know you're rooted when your grandmas phone is faster and has more features than the phone of your CEO.
[HTC Desire S] ttocs99:
You no your rooted when you screenshot on your girlfrend lol
[HTC Desire S] Gormsen:
You know you're rooted when your morningschedule looks like this: Wake up, check out XDA, eat breakfirst while browsing various forums on XDA, taking a shower, just a quick glanse at XDA, driver to work, sit down at your desk.. "now it's been half an hour since I last checked, something has bound to have happened!"
[HTC Desire S] olyloh6696:
Thanks for the replies guys :D

My two favorites so far! Keep 'em coming!

This one applies for ICS desperate fans!

You know you're rooted when you are looking for leaks...and you're not even a plumber!
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
you know that you're rooted when you look at your wife's identical phone and know that yours is better

you know that you're rooted when your single core htc phone runs as fast as your work colleagues dual core htc device

you know that you're rooted when your work colleague tells you that his dual core htc phone is soon to be upgraded to ICS and you show him the upgrade running on your device

<could carry on in that vien for ages....but it's just cruel>

you know that you're rooted when you can't watch the SKY TV subscription that you've already paid for using the SKY Go app- wtf!

you know that you're rooted when you read the entire first page of the similiar thread linked above and laughed all the way to bottom and then you nearly considered hitting next page

you know that you're rooted when you know why you shouldn't pull the battery
[HTC Desire S] Gormsen:
You know you're rooted when you meet someone with an Android, and want to slap him 'cause he "doesn't see the need to root his phone" :mad:

You know you're rooted when you check XDA for news more often than Facebook
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
You know you're rooted when you meet an un-rooted user and your emotional response is pity.
[HTC Desire S] ttocs99:
Now thes are geting good :D:D:D:D:D
[HTC Desire S] olyloh6696:
You know you are rooted when a new ROM update is better than Christmas!
[HTC Desire S] eyahl:
You know that you're rooted when the amount of stored backups for your phone is bigger than for your PC.

You know you're rooted when you try to teach your grandma what a ROM is.

Sent by my fingers to your head.
[HTC Desire S] olyloh6696:
You know you are rooted when you run out of storage space, and you spend an hour deciding which nandroid backup is safe to delete.
[HTC Desire S] olyloh6696:
You know you're rooted when you're wondering why the hell people on XDA are making threads about not receiving OTA updates.
[HTC Desire S] olyloh6696:
You know you're rooted when you're always surprised by your ringtone (or don't even realize it's your phone that's ringing) because you didn't set a custom ringtone after the latest flash.
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
when you nearly pissed yourself at the frightening truth in that one!:D

You know you're rooted when only yesterday you did try to teach your wife and her sister what a ROM was

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You know you're rooted when you get angry when someone responds with a "thank you" post rather than simply hitting the THANKS button!
[HTC Desire S] Tectas:
You know you're rooted when you change your rom twice while having dinner.
[HTC Desire S] DuTY09:
you no when your rooted when of your mates whith the same phone asks you what your doing.

you no when your rooted when you wake your misses up 3am...... because there is an update.
[HTC Desire S] thantos2024:
You know your rooted when you complain that's beats audio isn't working right on your desire S

You know your rooted when you tell your misses, "I'll join you in bed in just minute, this roms just about to finish downloading."

You know your rooted when you spend more time with your phone in recovery mode than it does actually booted up.

You know your rooted when flashing a new rom is part of your breakfast routine.

You know your rooted when you have a panic attack that you haven't flashed your phone with anything new in over 24 hours.
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
you know that you're rooted when you have to explain to your wife what rooted means after she catches you laughing at this thread in the early hours of the morning!
[HTC Desire S] olyloh6696:
You know you are rooted when the opposite of Conservative isn't liberal but OnDemand
[HTC Desire S] DuTY09:
+1 LMAO :D
[HTC Desire S] theguitarman94:
you know you're rooted when firends or family with the same phone as yours or similar phones ask you why your phone is so much faster than theres and how did you delete that and so on... :)

You know you're rooted when you have no contacts and realise that you can't import them from sim if you aren't on a sense rom!
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
loved that one, although to be politically correct must point out that the opposite of conservative is actually labour not liberal, although smartass would probably sum them all up more accurately!

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[HTC Desire S] x24:
You know you're rooted when you think of new ROM rather than food when you hear the word "cooking"

You know you're rooted when you're having a hard time finding out what you're phone cannot do while your friend's iphone / bb can.

You know you're rooted when your friends ask you why they cannot use the office's authenticated proxy on their phone

You know you're rooted when you know that anything fried is best served without "eMMC" :p
[HTC Desire S] akshayf:
You know you are rooted when using a friend's phone you constantly wish for the "App X has been granted superuser permissions " Dialogue to pop up :);)
[HTC Desire S] shrome99:
You know you're rooted when you spend more time setting up your phone than actually using it.

You know you're rooted when your friend on Sense 2.1 asks you to "send him the Sense 3 lockscreen by bluetooth" and all you can do is facepalm.

You know you're rooted when a tasty treat is the last think you think of when you hear the words Ice Cream Sandwich.
[HTC Desire S] shrome99:
You know you're rooted when you know your device's code name (saga), and use it just to confuse others.
[HTC Desire S] djsubtronic:
You know you're rooted if you read every single post in this thread.
[HTC Desire S] mikeyd85:
You know you're rooted when GPS shows you in the Yorkshire Moors, regardless of where you actually are.

You know you're rooted when you avoid certain tasks as you know it'll cause a reboot.

You know you're rooted when having a touch screen enabled recovery mode reduces the use of your volume buttons by > 90%.
[HTC Desire S] Tectas:
You know you're rooted when you get can't find errors while using terminal emulator, but no permission denied.

You know you're rooted when you can't move a feet.
[HTC Desire S] monkey21stc:
You know you're rooted when your sibling allows you to touch his/her phone...
[HTC Desire S] enigmaamit:
You know you're rooted when you can time travel between nandroid backups!
[HTC Desire S] olyloh6696:
You know your rooted when you put your friends phone in recovery just to see their freaked out reaction to what just happened to their phone
[HTC Desire S] enigmaamit:
You know you're rooted when your phone screen turns off like an old TV!

Sent from a phone waiting for kernel v3. Wake up HTC!!
[HTC Desire S] shrome99:
You know you're rooted when you finish all your 8 thanks for the day on a single thread
[HTC Desire S] enigmaamit:
You know you're rooted when your homepage is set to XDA.
[HTC Desire S] zyotty:
You know you're rooted when you open XDA at least few times a day to see if there is a new ROM

You know you're rooted when you know exactly what you will do after you flash a new ROM
[HTC Desire S] shrome99:
You know you're rooted when you would rather use an ICS ROM in pointer mode than a fully working GB ROM.

You know you're rooted when you get stuck on the HTC splash screen and think "Meh, I've dealt with much worse"
[HTC Desire S] enigmaamit:
You know you're rooted when you can kill the entire floor's wifi with a single tap on your phone!!

Sent from a phone waiting for kernel v3. Wake up HTC!!

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You know you're rooted when you get 23GB of free Dropbox space you had no business of having, without buying a new phone!
[HTC Desire S] olyloh6696:
You know you are rooted when this is your number plate:
[HTC Desire S] djsubtronic:
HOW?!
[HTC Desire S] olyloh6696:
WiFi kill app ;)

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1282900
[HTC Desire S] enigmaamit:
That's how.

I took out every device on the recreation room WiFi in my hospital once. Couldn't stop smiling that week!!!

Shhh... nobody knows.
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
back on thread....

You know you're rooted (if [ "$(id -u)" = "0" ]; then echo "if you're reading this!" fi)
[HTC Desire S] eyahl:
loving that app.. Really cool

You know you're rooted when nobody around you has wifi access but you have :-)

Sent by my fingers to your head.
[HTC Desire S] eyahl:
Wtf my bad
[HTC Desire S] harshs23:
You know you're rooted when after flashing, resetting up your phone is like a flow chart in your head..:D
[HTC Desire S] Tectas:
Maybe recheck the doubled negation ;) or is it meant that way?

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[HTC Desire S] olyloh6696:
You know you're rooted when you realise that a kitchen isn't a place for the preparation of food, a launcher isn't used for rocket propulsion and flashing isn't exposing yourself to random strangers.

^ got this one of the SGS forum, made my day :D
[HTC Desire S] eyahl:
Oops no it's not :-)

Sent by my fingers to your head.
[HTC Desire S] TooByAas:
You know you're rooted when you save your friend's phone for sending it to repair by doing a factory reset in recovery!
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
you know that you're rooted when you have time to add more to this thread as your device is still in recovery in the middle of a backup, just before flashing another new ICS ROM build!
[HTC Desire S] aliishere:
you know you're rooted when friends of yours amazed to see FB and youtube apps working in china....
[HTC Desire S] Garz.SP:
There's no need to root your phone unless you have no social life or anything else to do. ;)
[HTC Desire S] enigmaamit:
Cmon man, that's below the belt...!!!:mad::p:p

Sent from a phone waiting for kernel v3. Wake up HTC!!
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
As always you are far too polite ;) I'd only managed to come up with....

You know you're rooted as you have no social life or anything else to do? so instead you post dumb comments on xda :confused: :p

You know you're rooted because you post constructively :p
[HTC Desire S] eyahl:
Oh wow, a very creative one..

*Facepalm...

Sent by my fingers to your head.
[HTC Desire S] shrome99:
The only reason NOT to root your phone, is if you're unlucky enough to be stuck on blackberry, or you're happy just showing off a white fruit logo at the back of your phone. Also, if you're discouraging rooting on a site meant for the purpose, there's definitely something wrong with you :rolleyes:
[HTC Desire S] Garz.SP:
Don't get angry friends, it's just a humor thread.
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
I did wonder if I/we have been possibly slightly harsh in that the original comment may have been an attempt at self deprecating ironic humour, which could have been lost in translation? or am i now being too kind? either way back on track......

You know you're rooted when............................
[HTC Desire S] miz_pimp:
You know you're rooted when you spend every second (or third) day changing roms :o

Sent from my Desire S
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
You know that you're rooted when your wife starts referring to your device as the 'other woman' :rolleyes:
[HTC Desire S] suku_patel_22:
You know you are rooted when wife says she will throw the phone out...

Swyped from my HTC Desire S
[HTC Desire S] suku_patel_22:
You know you are rooted when you wake up to pee in the middle of the night and end up spending 30 minutes on XDA...

Swyped from my HTC Desire S
[HTC Desire S] goatimus:
You know your rooted when your wife asks if you want a good root and you wonder when she got a new phone
[HTC Desire S] goatimus:
You know your rooted when you break out in a cold sweat when adb doesn't recognise your phone and you can't get out of bootloader.
[HTC Desire S] goatimus:
You know your rooted when having a poo takes 30 mins longer than it should and your wife thinks you've gone out.
[HTC Desire S] enigmaamit:
This is why I play safe and give someone the benefit of doubt. We are humans after all, aren't we... Does make me sound a lil spineless extra polite, but hey, I'm amongst friends, so what the hell...?!!

Sent from a phone waiting for kernel v3. Wake up HTC!!
[HTC Desire S] psshashanka:
you know you are rooted when you say ' i never use camera on my phone' to justify the ICS you recently flashed. :D:D
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
I know this is stolen and repeated but,

You know that you're rooted when you've used the last two days worth of thanks on this thread alone....so anyone who feels that they're owned one - THANKS!!
[HTC Desire S] Garz.SP:
You know you're root when you have a tree on it :D

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Sorry, it's just spanish stupid humor :(
[HTC Desire S] Tectas:
I'm from Austria and also like it ^^

It's like the KISS principle ;)

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[HTC Desire S] kartikk:
you know you are rooted when you don't use taskkillers

you know you are rooted when you flash a ROM just because you are bored

you know you are rooted when you suddenly remember that a very long time ago your phone could take photos
[HTC Desire S] suku_patel_22:
You know you are rooted when you can sell the camera of the phone at the original price and the emmc goes for free :-)
[HTC Desire S] kartikk:
you know you are rooted when build.prop is the only file you use on the phone
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
You know that you're rooted when you're more aware of how much charge is in your phone than money in your bank account or petrol in your car [not that i drive!]
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
You know that you're rooted when you think that the invention of a touch recovery is the best things since sliced bread

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You know that you're rooted when you chuckle whenever you are forced to use a stock phone
[HTC Desire S] kartikk:
You know you're rooted when you get mad at HTC for not releasing kernel 3

You know you're rooted when you hardly receive any calls because you are always in the recovery menu
[HTC Desire S] mikeyd85:
...when your friends won't let you go anywhere near their new phones! :(
[HTC Desire S] kartikk:
You know you're rooted when you laugh at a higher priced phone with a factory OC

You know you're rooted when you have multiple keyboards with broken F5 key due to refreshing XDA

You know you're rooted when your favorite dialogue is "you wont have this problem if your root & flash a custom ROM"
[HTC Desire S] prateek7791:
You know you're rooted when you visit a HTC store and try to compare your desire s with sense 4 to the ONE V... :)
[HTC Desire S] olyloh6696:
You know when you're rooted when the first thing you type in the Play Store is 'TIT' ... and wait for the Titanium Backup suggestion to pop up.
[HTC Desire S] psychoace:
You know your rooted when you find a topic like this funny and feel the need to have it spammed everywhere
[HTC Desire S] goatimus:
You know your rooted when saying "I'm going to root my phone" no longer sounds a bit perverted.
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
Think someone came close with these already, but they're so true I simply had to duplicate:

You know that you're rooted when you wake up in the night for a pee, can't sleep and end up on Xda for thirty minutes

You know that you're rooted when you main advice to any new Q&A is a combination of downgrade, unlock, root, install 4ext recovery and then apply a custom....sorted

You know that you're rooted when you main advice to any new Q&A is see link in my signature

You know that you're rooted when you main advice to any new Q&A is look in the INDEX

You know that you're rooted when you main advice to any new Q&A is 'have you heard of google', something that's probably not say enough!

Swyped form ym Dersie S unsig XAD Permuim
[HTC Desire S] djsubtronic:
Rofl that's awesome. How do the killed devices get their connection back though?

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You know you're rooted when your one-year-old phone has a newer version of Android than your friend's brand new phone.
[HTC Desire S] enigmaamit:
Once you switch off the app, the devices can connect again by restarting their WiFi... :D:D:D
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
what about the pace makers and blood pressure monitors :(

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[HTC Desire S] eyahl:
Black screens, big fun :D

I think they don't work with wifi connection, do they?

Sent by my fingers to your head.
[HTC Desire S] enigmaamit:
No, thankfully they don't!!! :eek:

Anyway, this was tried in the doctor's lounge. That's my playground. I prank most of my comparatively technologically challenged colleagues there. That's where my android reigns supreme against those ipad toting monkeys. Bluetooth file transfer, anyone...? ;)

Sent from a phone waiting for kernel v3. Wake up HTC!!
[HTC Desire S] Saipro:
Now, this truly happened last year (gave my friend my Desire S for a day, running Virtuous Unity):

You know you're rooted when people think your Desire S is a pimped-to-heaven Sensation - and remark it's the slickest they've ever seen!
[HTC Desire S] :
You know you're rooted when you cook ROMs during math lessons at school...
[HTC Desire S] suku_patel_22:
You know you are rooted when the kernel source code of a similar device pumps you up!!!
[HTC Desire S] shanz:
You know you are rooted when you tell your husband that he'll have to wait for some loving for the next day as you are busy flashing your phone because a developer has decided to release a rom at bedtime!
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
that's exactly why my wife remains un-rooted :) (no euphemism intended), plus that way the SKY Go application still works on her stock device so when and if I need to watch Sky football when we're away from home I can still use her phone ;) selfless me :D
[HTC Desire S] suku_patel_22:
You know you are rooted when factory data reset becomes wipe data partition

Swyped from my Desire S waiting for Kernel 3, WAKE UP HTC
[HTC Desire S] Eclipse_Droid:
you know your rooted when your girlfriend has learnt how to wipe all your phones partitions and delete all your nandroid backups off your sd!... and then hide your usb cable!!!!

damn!
[HTC Desire S] shrome99:
lol, did she do that to keep you off your phone for a while??? Pretty nice trick :p

Sent from a device waiting for Kernel 3, WAKE UP HTC
[HTC Desire S] ben_pyett:
grounds for divorce :D that's why I've a spare battery
[Galaxy S I9000 General] co.2010:
mages problem after installati rom

E:format_volume: rfs format failed on /dev/block/mmcblkop2
[General Questions and Answers] jaybo1973:
Hi all

I have heard that there is a version of the Samsung smart tv app that will work on any smart phone rather than just Samsung phones. Can't find it on the market place. Can anyone point me in the right direction.

Thanks
[General Questions and Answers] LinxuSx:
Samsung Remote in the app store works fine for me on a HTC device
[General Questions and Answers] jaybo1973:
Cheers. Yeah, mine too. Tried it last night. Can't find dual viewing on app though?
[General Questions and Answers] lulonen:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1177692
[HTC One X] dlau77:
Hey guys, finally received my white One X and it is a beautiful phone indeed! After playing with the camera for a bit I managed to take some photos that I wanted to upload to Facebook, but despite trying to upload them over 3G and wifi, they always fail with an "unknown error" occurring each time.

Does anyone else have this problem? Any way to resolve this?

Thanks
[HTC One X] chowdarygm:
No issues here... Try after some time or re-install
[HTC One X] kaladhar.r:
I didn't have any problem with Facebook at all.. works like a charm.
[HTC One X] pifsworld:
I've not been able to change my profile pic on fackebook,when I choose a photo it gives u the option to assign to contact or use as wallpaper can't change profile pic..
[HTC One X] ArmedandDangerous:
You have to do the profile pic from inside the Facebook app, not from the gallery~
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] zenosteam:
hi all

here is my question:

can i use the bluetooth headset to hear media mp3 player or others media i see an option on mp3 player to listen the music via bluetooth but when i make a scan nothing appear i can only use it for call's ? is it something miising on ics rom's i have try an application called bluemusic on ginger 2.3.6 and it's can root the media via bluetooth headset but it's in demo and i can buy the full one because i can't do this operation on my country so i there any other solution ?

thanks,
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] furgee:
The only way is through a 3rd party app like BTmono i am using. Or you could buy a headset that supports media playback out of the box :)
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] manichon:
I havent had any problems with music over bluetooth

What ROM are you using?
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] zenosteam:
i am using ics wanam 10.7
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] furgee:
Really you should try the BTmono app from the Play Store, it does the job for me. You just run it before the music player and all your audio is routed to the headset :)
[Galaxy S II Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] zenosteam:
that what iam installing for now and it's work on miui ics i will try in sammy ics thanks for your replays guys :)
[T-Mobile Sidekick 4G] wjcarpenter:
I don't really know if this is peculiar to Glorious Overload (which I've been running for a week or so) or is maybe a kernel problem on the Sidekick 4G.

I want my wifi to stay connected when the screen turns off. I've tried setting the wifi sleep policy to both "never" and "never when plugged in" with limited success. Seems to sometimes stay on and sometimes not. When it gets into the "sometimes not" state, the only cure I have found is rebooting the phone. Other than that, I haven't yet caught a pattern to it.

Anyone have any info or suggestions?

(For those wondering, I want wifi to stay on so that I can use the quite nice "AutoAir" app to turn off my 3G/4G data connection [to save battery] when I'm connected over wifi. And I want that because I'm trying to use "Groove IP" to do all my calls as VoIP, which is somewhat better over wifi when it's available.)

(For those who don't know how to set the wifi sleep policy, try Settings > Wireless and network > Wi-Fi settings. Then hit the menu button and select "Advanced".)
[T-Mobile Sidekick 4G] Dripz167:
Well, I checked my advanced settings, and mines was on never. I know it's woring because I download a lot of crap, esp via torrent clients. And once I have wifi on, it doesn't use 4g anymore. When I turn it off, 4g comes back. Mind you, I don't use and switcher apps or anything of that matter.

Quite odd that you're having a problem, are you stock GO2?

Sent from my Sidekick 4G running PDT's Glorious Overdose.