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[Galaxy S II General] scottyf79:
you know your rooted when you have promised NOT to root the brand new £400 sim free handset your mrs just bought you which inturn gets stuck in a boot loop.

Then you check the time and its something like 3am and you still cant get into recovery to flash something you know that works..........only to discover that your not actually using the correct button sequence to enter into recovery in the first place!!

So the 5 minute process has just taken the past several hours and you are now banned from ever getting a new phone or tablet in the rest of your life time :eek: aswell as a sex ban (which doesnt apply to any other female so no great hardship there then:laugh:)

but then she will come and ask you to unjailbreak her iphone so she can sell it to get herself a new iphone.......which takes around 2 days of hell as you havent a clue what firmware you need and neither do 99% of the ifools.
[Galaxy S II General] shishircoolin:
You know you are rooted when ur s*xy and u know it...(Lmfao):p
[Galaxy S II General] sunnylovesalman:
U know u r rooted when ur Ding is in her Dong. And its Ding Dong time. LOL.
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
YKYRW... BSOD is just another day @ the office :good: i.e. you fix it yourself :victory:

:rofl: @ bootloop references :rolleyes:
[Galaxy S II General] nakizzzle805:
You know your rooted when you start making jokes about being rooted! Haha awesome thread!
[Galaxy S II General] kishan366:
You Know your rooted when you boot your phone into cwm recovery and than flash a custom rom .. And your girlfriend who is sitting beside you is shocked .. And acts like what the hell is going on the phone .. ( Personal Expirience )
[Galaxy S II General] bartoloandre98:
Little info : obviously I have a gs2

You know you are rooted when you persuade a friend to buy an HTC one x for herself so then you can play with it,that is you now have 2 different phones from 2 different manufactures meaning more roms to flash and you actually use the htc phone more than your friend just to flash.

Sent from My Samsung Galaxy S2 running Paranoidandroid Rom.What else if not?=P
[Galaxy S II General] kishan366:
You know your rooted when you find that you are taking more time iin flashing roms than actually using the phone ...
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
You know you are rooted when you choose the colour of your new scooter based on your phones black blue theme :p
[Galaxy S II General] :
App?

Is anyone making a app based of these jokes. If not I will :)
[Galaxy S II General] Vink67:
You know you are rooted when like yesterday you see kernel panic and you don't stop to drink....
[Galaxy S II General] Stitch!:
I put my phone into airplane mode, threw it in the air.....

Worst transformer ever..... :rolleyes:

(Repost of myself but I posted a trolltread for all the people complaining about the sgs2 when it just launched. )
[Galaxy S II General] OrbitalDroid:
You know you're rooted when you change your phone's DPI settings and make it look like it has a crazy-ass screen resolution :P
[Galaxy S II General] idoleng:
You know you're rooted when..

you were enjoying flashing different roms, then all of a sudden got worried because of the effin brick bug. :(

you can go back to flashing when you confirmed that your phone was not included on the brick bug watch list. :D
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
As long as you pay us 'all' royalties ^^ sure make an app :highfive:

ykyrw... you pick up your ph just to make sure it's still alive :good:
[Galaxy S II General] saywhatt:
You know you're rooted when your external SD card is filled with ROMs, themes, kernels, modems, mods and other cwm flashable files :p
[Galaxy S II General] shishircoolin:
You know you're rooted when you Set Fire To The Rain.........(Adele:p)

You know you're rooted when You Move Like a Jagger

You know you're rooted when you are Back in Time...:cool:

You know you're rooted when you sing Party Rock Anthem....:cyclops:
[Galaxy S II General] TheSpaceManatee:
You know you're rooted when you realise Odin Thor and Heimdall are awesome
[Galaxy S II General] jdrake001:
You know you're rooted when you actually contributed to this thread ... :eek:
[Galaxy S II General] kishan366:
You know your rooted when you softbricked your phone ...
[Galaxy S II General] igos2:
Ykyar where you ask your friends if you can flash there devices

Envoyé depuis mon GT-I9100 avec Tapatalk
[Galaxy S II General] Stuart.upton666:
You know you're rooted when you have 7 rooted devices all running a kanged version of ics.
[Galaxy S II General] ROiD_II_oJIPo:
You know your rooted when you flash your ROMS newest update while stuck in traffic =P
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
You know you r rooted when xda has more answers about your device than your device manufacturer :p
[Galaxy S II General] Tricks25:
you know your rooted when your phone wont turn on.. XD
[Galaxy S II General] noscentsbrad:
You know you are rooted when ... you understand everything about CWM

And you know you are rooted when you understand all abbreviations
[Galaxy S II General] xpressman:
You know you are rooted when the root come out from the bottom of your phone. lol
[Galaxy S II General] kilometers4:
Stop spamming the forum. It's not even on topic
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
You know you are rooted when u post something funny in a humor labelled thread and some buzz kill suddenly wants to be a stickler for rules.
[Galaxy S II General] rpalmer92:
You know you're rooted when... you start work at 6:00 AM and usually wake up via alarm at 5:00 AM to get ready, but you occasionally wake up at 9:00 AM or later because your phone has frozen or won't come out of deep sleep due to a heavy UV.
[Galaxy S II General] Lesiuk:
You know you're rooted when you have jellybean running on your sgs2.
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
When were how
[Galaxy S II General] xpresotw:
LOL:D
[Galaxy S II General] shishircoolin:
You know you're rooted when you are running symbian belle on your SGS2.:D

You know you're rooted when you are running Chuck Norris OS on your SGS2.:laugh:
[Galaxy S II General] bartoloandre98:
You know you are rooted when you have an sgs2 with jellybelly and you can do this

Sent from My Samsung Galaxy S2 running Paranoidandroid Rom.What else if not?=P
[Galaxy S II General] KubaCZ912:
You know you're rooted when UV means Undervolting and not Ultra Violet :D
[Galaxy S II General] kieronw3:
You know when you are rooted, when you check xda more than facebook :)
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
Ykyr when you have 'ykyr' in your Swype dictionary.

Ykyr when you read nerd jokes at night instead of watching porn.

Ykyr when you don't know whether it's the message tone or call tone because you have a new rom with different sounds and all...

Sent from my potatato
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
You know you're rooted when you spend more time modding your phone than you use it for calling and texting :D
[Galaxy S II General] lasic.2000:
True story (me )

You know your rooted when your Nokia C3310 is running Android Jealy Bean
[Galaxy S II General] pee41:
You know you are rooted when your surname become ............... Flashaholicasm.
[Galaxy S II General] disclaimernotice:
You know you're rooted when your friends with the same phone don't know how to use your phone.
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
You know you're rooted when you have jelly beans, whereas ICS has JUST arrived in your country via KIES... :P my friends are still on GB, learning how to flash ICS whereas I have jb.... ^_^
[Galaxy S II General] yoppi_fatal1ty:
curious to try JB & tray to root :laugh:
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
You know you're rooted when...

Your ph looks like no other on the planet (GUI)

Sent from Valhalla :mwhahaha:
[Galaxy S II General] M1cky:
You know you're rooted when you're a tree.
[Galaxy S II General] crazy_4_and1:
You know you are rooted when your friend sits in front of your computer , stares at it for a couple of seconds , turns around (while looking very very confused) and asks you about 354 folders on your desktop named i9100 /CWM 5.5.x BrickBug free kernel for ... / CM10 experimental JB ROM / AOKP stuff / etc . :D
[Galaxy S II General] iAnoop:
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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You know you are rooted when you have 100s of XDA thread bookmarked in your Firefox toolbar.:cowboy:

(Does anyone use IE here:laugh:)
[Galaxy S II General] MrPeel:
You know you're rooted when all your friends and family think you're technologically inept because of all the times they can't reach you while in recovery mode
[Galaxy S II General] remorema:
you know your rooted when you have to wait two weeks for your device to arrive from repair center due to emmc super brick bug.
[Galaxy S II General] porkchopbolt:
You know you're rooted when your everyday language consists of using abbreviations no-one else cares to understand (ICS, miui, aokp, CM10, CWM, SGS2)
[Galaxy S II General] shpanac:
You know you are rooted when you feel those butterflys in you when you play with your sweet JB S2

(First in my country on JB :))
[Galaxy S II General] rjsmer:
You know you are rooted when you are helping other people with different phones even you don't have one :D:D:D

Munni bhi mani aur sheela bhi mani shalu k Thumky ki Duniya Diwani aur shalu mere :P

Monster I9100 Powered by Sonia Gandi :D
[Galaxy S II General] Gustavo_s:
LOL nice one :good: :laugh:

you know you're rooted when all people of your family got cyanogenmod on their phones because you installed it for them.
[Galaxy S II General] Tuner420:
you know you are rooted when everyone on your school goes oooh aaah when they see your phone but no one understands really and calls you a geek while they are happy playing dumb angry birds on their iphones
[Galaxy S II General] num1gever:
omg +1000000000!!!!!!!

happens to me all the time!

all those stupid human beings with this brick called iphone

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ummm ever heard of chrome?
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
You realise that's a stupid question? Some prefer Firefox while others Chrome... They're both good.

Sent from my Volvo
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
You know u r rooted when u go to see this movie http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2234328/ assuming it is based on your fav kernel only to be disappointed big time
[Galaxy S II General] GodsGift:
LOL soooooo true!

Isnt it nice to be appreciated. love it when iPhone users ask for help after slagging off android and you navigate the settings on their phone just coz you have "common sense" and a "logical mind"
[Galaxy S II General] Matt3333:
You know you're rooted when you tell your friends you had 'no signal'.. when really you were just stuck in recovery flashing your latest ROM :rolleyes:
[Galaxy S II General] bluefa1con:
you know you are rooted when you have a hard time managing 32 gb on your phone when a decade ago you had lot of free space on ur pc's 40gb harddrive :D
[Galaxy S II General] rakimj:
You know you're rooted when you're compiling jb for your coffee maker.
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
YKYRW... someone has a new mobile ph & they proudly boast how they can access their email & check their tweets :blah: :blah: :blah:

& you moddy coddle them along saying "wow!" & "Really!" knowing full well their ph is no where near it's full potential & you know they're to naive to even start explaining all the amazing shiz you've got/done to your tweaked out beast!!

They make me laugh :laugh:
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
You know you're rooted when you finally understand y touchwiz has so many pretty nicknames; touch****, crapwiz, etc
[Galaxy S II General] Tuner420:
You know you are rooted when you show your mom recovery mode and explain her you can brick your phone if you do something wrong there and you're mom gets angry at you for messing up your expensive phone
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
You know you're rooted when you can fix almost any kind of bricks? ;)

Actually, you don't even start panicking about it, you just say say "bloody he'll, again" and fire up Odin.

I laughed my @ss off when my friend had just rooted his phone and he got a boot loop and he almost started crying! :D

I teased him a little bit and re flashed his stock kernel & rom. Noobs....

Sent from my potatato
[Galaxy S II General] saywhatt:
You know you're rooted when you wake up early in the morning to see if all your ROM downloads are finished and u cant wait to flash it while you're in class :p
[Galaxy S II General] Twiq:
lol i teased my friend too after he bricked his own sensation 4G when flashing to a custom rom.. and i told him if you still could access the recovery/download mode then its not bricked. then i made his device on qhsusb_dload mode by using a buggy S-OFFing tool, hand it to him and he cried lol.. fixed it hours later after downloading and watching last episodes of chuck.. haha that was a hillarious time

You know you're rooted when you brick peoples' phone just to make fun of them, then fixed them with style :cool:
[Galaxy S II General] Tuner420:
Lol I have never bricked my phone or got a bootloop, if it happens to me some day I hope I can get help from you guys haha
[Galaxy S II General] num1gever:
so how the f*** did you got here???!!!

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also sooo TRUE!!! hahaha happens to me every day with my friend's crappy iphone
[Galaxy S II General] Tuner420:
what??
[Galaxy S II General] gBodell:
You know you're rooted when you start to post in the "You know you're rooted when .." -thread.
[Galaxy S II General] MicroGeek:
You know you're rooted when you mess up a ROM installation and think 'Not Again...' xD
[Galaxy S II General] andysoserious:
You know you're rooted when ur trying to tell ur girlfriend y she could not contect you.

You know you're rooted when you have more Chainfire apps on ur device than third party apps.
[Galaxy S II General] 99heitor:
You know you're rooted when you've got one ROM for sudden need of stability or battery (sammy) and one instable but awesome to use normally (jelly bean) on Dual Boot.
[Galaxy S II General] stopro:
You know you're rooted when you cant stop mess with your phone and your girlfriend saying to u u Love more phone then her :D
[Galaxy S II General] epic118:
You know you're rooted when you're flashing CyanogenMod at your school's sports day.

(True story!)
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
You know you're rooted when people can't understand why you spend so much time on your phone. :)
[Galaxy S II General] ::majood:::
You know you're rooted when you start thinking that the yellow triangle looks nice
[Galaxy S II General] Equinox-X:
You know you're rooted when you're flashing a ROM while having breakfast in office. :laugh:
[Galaxy S II General] kieronw3:
You know when you are rooted when you spend 6 hrs of a night shift without your phone because you screwed up at flashing a new Rom and lost recovery :(
[Galaxy S II General] Obagleyfreer:
You know your rooted when your girlfriend is suspicious you might be a pervert because you have words like "rooting" and "flashing" in your predictive text - Obagleyfreer

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You know you are rooted when every time your girlfriend uses your phone she says "Why doesn't mine do that"?

You know you are rooted when you wait in anticipation for that "pass" notification in Odin and it sends a little shiver of excitement down your spine :)
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
You know your rooted when you are talking to people about your phone and everyone asks "in english please? "
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
You know you're rooted when you use the recovery every day :D
[Galaxy S II General] Tuner420:
Always!!

You know you are rooted when you are about to try to dual-boot a rom for the first time

im going to try RR 2.6.1 and Paranoid android
[Galaxy S II General] neo335:
You know your rooted when you keep finding new bugs in the latest custom roms.
[Galaxy S II General] yukice:
you know you're rooted when you're insanely obsessed about your phone.
[Galaxy S II General] stopro:
You know your rooted when jingle bell
[Galaxy S II General] igos2:
You know u r rooted when you follow this thread.
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
You know you're rooted if you pay more attention to your phone than you do on studying for oncoming exams :P
[Galaxy S II General] ndmuni:
You know you are rooted when.........

1. You use to love reading and watching all things SUPERMAN but now all you want to do is look at SUPERUSER.

2. Damn SUPERUSER is getting prettier everyday.
[Galaxy S II General] flexNL:
i know i'm rooted since I finally have a decent battery life after trying my first custom ROM and I now have spent a full day getting more and more enthousiastic about this community
[Galaxy S II General] Chillmann:
u know ur rooted if u dont care about sudden fc, reboot or freezes
[Galaxy S II General] jantonio23:
You know you are rooted when you prefer to read the XDA forum while watching a very awesome movie.
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
Haha! I remember this one from early times :D a repost, but nice nonetheless ;)
[Galaxy S II General] venkatusa:
you know you are rooted when your mobile produces strange sound when starting(BootLoader Sound) and all the People around have eyes on you. (True Story)
[Galaxy S II General] ariarman:
you know you'r device rooted when you rid of stock bot animation.

i hated..
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
Does S2 have that?!

Sent from my premium Mercedes
[Galaxy S II General] kilometers4:
Yup :) I know rootbox for sure has it
[Galaxy S II General] QLF:
You know you're rooted when that little yellow triangle no longer pisses you off....
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
You know you're rooted when you start flashing things from Odin just to amuse yourself by looking at the flash counter raising itself :D I've had the maximum of 15 I believe before I used a jig (that too because I was travelling the next day) :D
[Galaxy S II General] bihslk:
You know youre rooted when you says to your friends that you can run 1700mhz instead of 1200 on your gt 9100 and when showing them phone stuck at boot and crashes

Skickat från min GT-I9100 via Tapatalk 2
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
Oh you mean boot sound? :D

Sent from my premium Mercedes

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YKYR when you don't have it anymore.

...well that doesn't make sense :D

Sent from my premium Mercedes
[Galaxy S II General] saywhatt:
Ykyr when you think that s3 is impractical :p

Sent from my S2 which is awesome
[Galaxy S II General] kilometers4:
Yup :)
[Galaxy S II General] KristianKenneth:
You know you're rooted when you flashed a Rom and restored all your app and back up only to flash another Rom again.
[Galaxy S II General] KubaCZ912:
You know you're rooted when you download latest CM10 nightly and flash it on airport while waiting for plane. (True story) :D
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
YKYRW - 95% of the apps on your ph are for... well ^^ a rooted ph :lmao:
[Galaxy S II General] PholkLorr:
you see the yellow triangle.
[Galaxy S II General] jantonio23:
You know you're rooted when your cellphone died on its first birthday.. if you know what I mean XD
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
You know you're rooted when you save your friend's trip to the Samsung service center because you fixed the problem yourself, and your friend starts admiring you... :P
[Galaxy S II General] Twiq:
YKYR when most of your devices goes custom after a week it launched
[Galaxy S II General] christan:
jesus! And I really thought I was the only one in this world :D so ****ing true stories (my mates all having CyanogenMod on their old phones but don't even know how to update or install :D my mother being angry cause I am busy all day with my phone :p spending more time on xda than on Facebook - wait I must be sick xD)

YKYR when ... you start setting up your phone every day again because of some "huge" Rom updates :D
[Galaxy S II General] Scarface1991:
You know you`re rooted when the first thing you do after waking up is looking up if there is a newer build for your favorite ROM :D
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
You know you're rooted when your parents decide to take your smartphone away from you because you spend the whole day on it.. :/ (True Story :'( )
[Galaxy S II General] saurabh.2561:
YKYR whenever you see someone with an S2 and cant control yourself to tell them that their ICS sucks infront of my RR jellybean.
[Galaxy S II General] saywhatt:
Ykyr when you actually RESTORE FACTORY SETTINGS :P

**when i was on stock, i NEVER pressed the "restore factory settings" option.. •_•

Sent from my S2 which is awesome
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
Ykyr when u deactivated your Facebook account coz u just can't keep up with updates from xda to bother with checking posting crap about their life no one gives a u know what
[Galaxy S II General] octavious19:
U know ur rooted when u take advantage of this thread for post counts just so u can reply in the development thread, ha
[Galaxy S II General] saywhatt:
Uhhhhhh

Sent from my S2 which is awesome
[Galaxy S II General] Scarface1991:
You know you`re rooted when you see someone with an SII still running Samsung Stock Touchwiz Gingerbread and you are like this:
[Galaxy S II General] sahibunlimited:
YKYAR when you never use the "restore factory settings" (because you have CWM recovery)

YKYAR when you flash CM9 just after unboxing the device #truestory
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
You know you're rooted when you see such obvious trolls around XDA :p
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
Ykyr when you post a big rant even at the slightest mention of apple.

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=30216187
[Galaxy S II General] bartoloandre98:
You know you are rooted when u have a problem with your gs2 front cam,and the customer service guy asks you if you knew how to do a factory reset,you smile at him and in your head you say"if you knew all the things through which i make my phone pass every...single...day......factory reset is nothing,I might as well take your job,you douche bag who doesnt even know from where you can turn off my data connection>.<"I reply yes just to play dumb and test him if he really knew how to do a factory reset,them if he fails I show him and then I do my unique personalised face palm in front of him and laugh at him
[Galaxy S II General] eduardoroeder:
Ouch

;D
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
Ykyr when u buy a dozen muffins and give it to random people on the streets coz u r so happy after reading this

http://www.sammobile.com/2012/08/16/confirmed-galaxy-s-ii-to-get-jelly-bean/
[Galaxy S II General] KubaCZ912:
All of my friends with S2 had that before I had Android phone :D
[Galaxy S II General] Cool_fury:
True! Lol :D
[Galaxy S II General] tenkaishy:
Most obvious one:

You know you're rooted when you root your phone...:silly:
[Galaxy S II General] rchacin:
Totally right!

It's like butterflies on my stomach till I feel the vibe...!!!
[Galaxy S II General] argushermes:
Rooted

You know you're rooted when you put your phone on charge every night, and lay in bed dreaming what the next morning's flashing will bring..

You know you're rooted when ROMs and kernels take up all the space on your external SD card..

You know you're rooted when the morning cockerel sounds the dawn alarm and you're fidgeting with the micro or mini USB cables attached to your laptop..

You know you're rooted when your ears prick up if you hear words like 'full wipe', 'flashing', 'kernel', 'ROM' etc..

You know you're rooted when seeing some guy show off his ROM on a train ride, and you can think of nothing else but flashing the same or a 'better' ROM when you get home..
[Galaxy S II General] KidCarter93:
You know you're rooted when the service center recognize you.

You know you're rooted when your recoveries have recoveries.
[Galaxy S II General] musashihatred:
You know your not rooted when you cant see the superuser.apk -_-

(just got my phone. 2.3.5 GB .usb cable missing. rooting.impossible.odin.big joke :\)
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
Ykyr when u get more respect from xda member than your wife :p