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[Galaxy S II General] vanthax:
You know your rooted when...

You know you're rooted when you realize that your SGSII is even more powerful than what the commercials say!!!
[Galaxy S II General] ohyeahar:
You know you’re rooted when you no longer require a widget or a 3rd party app to monitor your battery level. It’s already displayed as a percentage in the status bar.
[Galaxy S II General] rwj5279955:
You know your rooted, when you have a 5o'clock shadow at 3am.

You know your rooted, when the f5 button no longer says f5
[Galaxy S II General] rwj5279955:
You know your rooted, when your checking the XDA app in the delivery room at the hospital.
[Galaxy S II General] rwj5279955:
You know your rooted, when your flashing ROM's from your backseat at 2am because your girlfriend kicked you out for flashing at 1am.
[Galaxy S II General] Braidonh:
You know you're rooted when you have 10 .bat scripts on your computer for all your adb needs.

You know your rooted when a reading logcats isn't looking at a book about forest lions.
[Galaxy S II General] nocturnne:
You know your rooted when your greeted by that little yellow badge of honour while booting up your phone after flashing :D
[Galaxy S II General] Braidonh:
you know you're rooted when github isn't a place full of really dumb people.
[Galaxy S II General] xReal:
You know you're rooted if reading this thread makes you happy
[Galaxy S II General] tsimpoyris:
Root sucks </>Trollface</>

You know you're rooted when you can restore your phone from brick faster than you can brush your teeth.

You know you're rooted when you see an "Unroot" option and you go : "OMG WHYYYYYYY?"
[Galaxy S II General] highdiver_2000:
You have up downloading album art
[Galaxy S II General] Nitro_123:
You know you're rooted when you use your phone for testing more than for actually making calls/texting/phone stuff

And your parents are wondering why your phone is off as you're restoring a nandroid cause you screwed up your newest 'experiment'
[Galaxy S II General] Paul Blake:
YKYAR when you dont have any calls or messages cuz you just flashed a new rom

YKYAR when you dont use pc cuz it installs a rom kernel with odin

YKYAR when a friend buy a new phone and you ask him " bro can i root your phone?"

YKYAR when you have more kernels than socks

YKYAR when you spend more time in recovery backying up thing and restoring it than using you phone for calls

YKYAR when you cry cuz you cant download latest version of X rom cuz you dont have enought bandwithd in yor data plan

YKYAR when you smile when you saw a bootloop

YKYAR when bootloops doesnt worri you

YKYAR when you like to post memes about root #truestory#
[Galaxy S II General] hooligan007:
Ykyr when you see a YKYR thread in nexus 5 forum and you are like

" been there done that....
[Galaxy S II General] keithross39:
YKYRW.....you try to explain why your wife's S4 (unrooted stock bloat filled) is running slower than your S2.......but she don't want to know.....

YKYRW.....you worry about Knox on your wife's S4......on the off chance that she EVER lets you root it and de bloat it...........

This might be my S2, or it might be my W...but it's definitely CM
[Galaxy S II General] 75markus:
You know your wife is rooted ... when you call her "Su-san" and she returns an "#" :p
[Galaxy S II General] EvilAndroidVesper:
You know you are rooted when your screen look like this :D Btw new and happy rooted user of Sgs2 :D and CM

You know you are rooted when you dont need screen lock cause you have nothing to hide.
[Galaxy S II General] rtorres0106:
you are rooted when you are on the latest firmware available:cowboy: In which even the latest phone does not have that latest update...:laugh:
[Galaxy S II General] keithross39:
YKYRW.......you have your desktop organised into folders, and the folder with the most app shortcuts in it is called 'super user'........

This might be my S2, or it might be my W...but it's definitely CM
[Galaxy S II General] Twiq:
You know you're rooted when you're still compiling roms on new years eve
[Galaxy S II General] Eyenseo:
YKYRW you spent your whole Christmas holidays to Upgrade to KitKat and try to figure out how to get all missing 'extra' features from the previous ROM back - true story
[Galaxy S II General] vj_dustin:
YKYRW your status bar has no space for messages, mails, whatsapp, fb, tapatalk because Titanium Backup takes up all the space.
[Galaxy S II General] keithross39:
Lol.......like it.........

Been there too......

Each icon for one item of bloatware nuked......

.......back before I discovered I could 'batch delete'.....lol

This might be my S2, or it might be my W...but it's definitely CM
[Galaxy S II General] iXanza:
Ykyrw your friends start scolding you for being on KitKat while their s3 is still on jb
[Galaxy S II General] andredn8:
Truly me!! :laugh:
[Galaxy S II General] Troubadour666:
ykyrw when you have two battery in status bar :)

ykyrw when you swicth dorimanx kernel to dualboot 4.1.2/4.4.2 rom :)

ykyrw when you change mali version in 4.4.2 rom to run it with dorimanx kernel made for 4.1.2 roms :)

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thanks.
[Galaxy S II General] Turk64:
You know when you're rooted if you can use Viper4android *________*
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
YKYR - when some young punk [a.k.a Salesman] (I'm 40, get over it... I have) :lol: in the gadget section of your local 'all you can buy' shop starts showing off his G2 & you keep interrupting him with 'My S2 can do that!' & you sneakily ask 'Is your ph running 4.4?' when you know well & truly that it doesn't...

and you show him that your S2 is on 4.3.1 (not ready for kitkat just yet) & he explains he used Cyanogen on his last ph & he has no idea what your current rom is (fyi Carbon Rom @ the time) & he is totally flummoxed when you start talking about MIUI!

For a stock ph the G2 looked ok :p

PS - when I asked him when he would be rooting ph he proclaimed 'I don't need to!'
[Galaxy S II General] Twiq:
YKYRW when you compile rom while watching Harry Potter, and end up having very useful "feature" like in this pic

#SLIMROMS #GGFTW

Note: i didn't build this, but somebody must have ?
[Galaxy S II General] Paul Blake:
YKYRW you spend your birthday day trying all kitkat roms
[Galaxy S II General] vj_dustin:
YKYRW on your Thanksgiving Dinner, you are thankful for

"No bricks, bootloops, hangs, random reboots, yellow triangles and failed rom downloads"

SGS2. Still Going Strong!
[Galaxy S II General] :
You know you're rooted when you have to re-setup the alarms on your phone every few days.
[Galaxy S II General] angelglz:
True story :cool:

*flashing while reply* :highfive:
[Galaxy S II General] crzr:
And kitkat support too!

Enviado desde mi GT-I9100G mediante Tapatalk
[Galaxy S II General] 3B3RT:
you know you are rootend when yo have more space used by files (. zip) than videos and music.
[Galaxy S II General] TheImpossibleEnemy:
you can use your phone only as a flashlight thanks to its bright boot logo
[Galaxy S II General] rakeshishere:
Stuck in Bootloop? :D
[Galaxy S II General] TheImpossibleEnemy:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
[Galaxy S II General] hooligan007:
Ah you think Bootloop is your ally noob? You merely adopted the bootloop...I have coded it. Compiled it. I didn't see the bootloop until I was already a flashoholic, by then it was nothing to me.

Heavy breathing...
[Galaxy S II General] julle131:
You are doing it wrong :D

Let me fix it for you :P

Ah you think Bootloop is your ally, noob? You have merely seen bootloop... I have lived with it... Grown with it. I didn't see a booting OS until I was a senior member, and by then it was nothing to me.

Heavy breathing intensifies.
[Galaxy S II General] CoolAndroid12:
... you're phone is the odd one in your friends group. XD

... it doesn't boot anymore after a flash.
[Galaxy S II General] surfintauranga:
You know you're rooted when you have an S5 rom before the S5 is even in the shops.

You know you're rooted when having an S5 rom (before the S5 is in the shops) feels really retro.
[Galaxy S II General] banjara:
You know you are rooted when your internet plan limit gets over as soon as the month starts. (and not because you were downloading porn:p)
[Galaxy S II General] ankit1986:
You know you're rooted when you flash a new kernel before going to the bed and you wake up in the middle of the night just to check how much battery has drained :)
[Galaxy S II General] bala_gamer:
you know you're rooted when you ask a android newbie "have you rooted?" and getting a reply "what is it?" and having a thought OH!! **** i have to repeat the same old grandma rooting story again :D
[Galaxy S II General] nutpants:
You know your rooted when XDa development support is more important than OEM warranty.

You know your rooted when you have more phones than car chargers.

You know your rooted when you get a back up phone so you can make calls when flashing.
[Galaxy S II General] bala_gamer:
lol thats you're or you are :D
[Galaxy S II General] i897addict:
Had to register just to share my view on this:

You know you're rooted when you rely on your wife's Nokia E71 to wake you up in the morning (fact).
[Galaxy S II General] nutpants:
You know your rooted when you hack swipe to be grammar perfect.
[Galaxy S II General] pockobg:
You know you're rooted when your F5 key has worn off from the fact you are constantly hitting it on samfirmwar*.com

Chuck Norris can flash a custom ROM from Kies :)
[Galaxy S II General] TheSniperFan:
Chuck Norris can use download mode without an USB-cable. ;)

You know you rooted when your custom-binary-count is OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!
[Galaxy S II General] ivkos:
You know you're rooted when you wipe your data more often than your ass.
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
You know you're rooted when you check to see if anyone is looking before you reboot because your boot animation is a pink Unicorn..

For all ya AOKP Fans :D :p

Another one,

- You know your rooted when you put your friends phone in recovery/download mode just to see the freaked out reaction to what just happened to their phone ... I do it to each of my friends and even to the phones at Samsung Store! :p

- You know you are rooted when u have to think of words your friends will understand when they ask you what you did to make your phone run so great!

- You know you're Rooted when...anytime a friend has a problem with their Android phone, you say "If you Root it, you wouldn't have that issue." (True Story Bro!)
[Galaxy S II General] spin26:
you know youre rooted when you pick up to check an iOS device and then keep pressing the back button as if it was your SGS2
[Galaxy S II General] ZACQ8:
You know you're rooted when your boss gets a notification form your IT department asking about you that "1000000 MB Downloads, 100000 MB Uploads so far, average 7 hours per day online to a single web site called XDA-developers.com, is this really your assignment to your colleague and your job related? otherwise kick him out..
[Galaxy S II General] rocky23:
u kno ur rooted wen u get up in the morning ****d up thinking y did i flash this rom:rolleyes:
[Galaxy S II General] nomikSqash:
You know you are rooted when you forget how stock bootup without triagle looks like, and you are scared when you friend does not have one

You are rooted when script manager is your second Bible

You know you are rooted when the guy who works in mobile section looks at your phone with amazed eyes and tries to unlock it. (lol it was only jkay and he could not) - Trued story
[Galaxy S II General] danielsf:
You know when you're rooted when you think, "I can watch porn or flash a kernel" I know cirtainly flash somthing :D

You know your rooted, when you walk into a phone shop and play around with their s2, just to laugh at how slow it is compared to yours
[Galaxy S II General] sahibunlimited:
You know you're rooted when you flash roms while taking a dump
[Galaxy S II General] xmoo:
You know you're rooted when you show it to a girl and her panty's drop when seeing it...

You know you're rooted when your dad wants you to do the same thing with his Iphone...

You know you're rooted when you almost **** in your pants on the first (long) boot...
[Galaxy S II General] nikzDHD:
You know you're rooted when you walk into a lamppost whilst browsing xda
[Galaxy S II General] ZACQ8:
You know you're rooted when Your phone is ‘Crushed’ while you are flashing a Modem form Kitchen when you are crossing the zebra line, collide with the opposite guy, phone is thrown to the road, driver of a Pajero only think I drive through a small brick…….
[Galaxy S II General] faisman:
You know you're rooted when you have just wasted half an hour of your life going through this thread (True story) :D
[Galaxy S II General] Gustopher:
Conversely, you know you're NOT rooted when you are fretting that the ROM for the black SGS2 may not work on the white one.
[Galaxy S II General] brar.arsh:
You know you are Rooted when your 8MP camera couldnt record any video.. {CM9}
[Galaxy S II General] fernandes.s:
You know you're rooted, cos who else has ics with face unlock on their SGS2 ;)
[Galaxy S II General] nikzDHD:
You know you're rooted when you flash an i900 kernel and brick you phone,

You know you're rooted when you compare phone sizes and that's not what she said,

You know you're rooted when your perving on SassiBobs assets on the Super AMOLED display,

You know you're rooted when your phone slips out of your hand and straight into the loo bowl,

You know you're rooted when a girl after a night out is trying to slide to unlock you,
[Galaxy S II General] Gorjess:
You know your're rooted when you killed dozen of laptops at Starbucks [WifiKill]
[Galaxy S II General] beston94:
LOL!! I guess time well spent, huh? :D

If I was killing their wifi, I probably couldn't help my self to laugh!
[Galaxy S II General] cillianire:
you know you're rooted when you use triangle away and miss your warning triangle as you boot up
[Galaxy S II General] Goku80:
you know you're rooted when Chuck Norris says so;)

you know you're rooted when triangle is gone and you get Chuck Norris on the screen and he pops out and whoops you're ass on the spot..Then you are definitely rooted:D
[Galaxy S II General] coradux:
+1
[Galaxy S II General] wmwamidi:
You know you are rooted when your Navigator GETS lost!

You know you are rooted when you can't get off XDA
[Galaxy S II General] harise100:
You know you are rooted when the opposite of Conservative isn't liberal but OnDemand.
[Galaxy S II General] beston94:
Hey! What's with all these jokes with netchip and his mum? :D Did I miss something funny?
[Galaxy S II General] sahibunlimited:
Figure it out yourself:D

His mom doesn't let him root his phone because she thinks its illegal

He isn't a dev and sends untested work to people and haven't rooted his phone yet and never flash a rom and he is 12 years old
[Galaxy S II General] Goku80:
not going to say anything. if i was, unfortunately i would be giving you a history lesson behind the joke so i let you do the digging around:D

but as Mr SahibUnilimited said figure it out yourself:D
[Galaxy S II General] ZonyX:
You know you're rooted when you realised "normal" people dont know what CWM is

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You know you're rooted what you say "yeah?! well my flash counter is at 200!"
[Galaxy S II General] adrian_128:
damn true man!

+1
[Galaxy S II General] CamoGeko:
You know you're rooted when your SGS2 gets up at 7:15am to make coffee and go to work.
[Galaxy S II General] nishant_713:
you know you're rooted when you feel that your sgs2 is can do much more than your friend's sgs2

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-You know you're rooted when you just killed your friend's wifi connection (WifiKill App :D)

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You know you're rooted when on the Kernel threads, you are bugging the devs with posts saying "Backup and restore not working on this kernel" :p
[Galaxy S II General] Makrilli:
you know you're rooted when half of your phone's memory is taken by nandroids
[Galaxy S II General] Siberian Tiger:
Just to add something more :

- You know you're rooted when you spend more time on the XDA forums and your wife whinning all the time :D
[Galaxy S II General] Slow N Stupid:
You know you're rooted when you wake up late in the morning and think "OH **** I FORGOT TO SETUP AN ALARM AFTER FLASHING!!"
[Galaxy S II General] TheSniperFan:
You know you rooted your device when you have screen burn from ClockWorkMod.
[Galaxy S II General] kurogana.inc:
that was the best hahahah laughing soooooo much
[Galaxy S II General] ionut.micu:
You know your rooted when you check xda-developers instead of facebook.

You know your rooted when you are in the car and you need to find an address and your gps doesn't work because you forgot to flash gps_patch.zip (true story).

You know your rooted when when your boss can't reach you because you are in recovery mode (true story).

You know your rooted when if you don't have what to flash on your phone, you flash your wife's phone (true story).
[Galaxy S II General] ZonyX:
You know youre rooted when the first question you ask someone is "so,what Rom you running?"
[Galaxy S II General] kurogana.inc:
You know you are rooted when you boot your phone and have to install your apps and realize that it does not have the market, errr forgot to flash gapps

You know you are rooted when you pass your limits with root explorer and delete some essencial apps and your phone, sms, camera or else stop working. (true story, many many times)

You know you are rooted when you turn on your deveice holding up 3 buttons instead of only 1( hahahah)

You know you are rooted when you flash THAT rom, incredible, unbeliveable and you saw 2500 pts in quadrand and your heart cry alone...

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You know you are root when your girl asks where are that game with the flying birds that she loves... ops... :)
[Galaxy S II General] ZonyX:
That is so so true!
[Galaxy S II General] julle131:
You know you are rooted when you post facebook updates on people you dont like profiles, and kill their wifi connection. (Faceniff and wifikill)

You know you are rooted when someone is talking about how great his iphone is, and you go to ask him can his iphone kill your wifi connection.

Both of these are true :D
[Galaxy S II General] mattyh77:
you know your rooted when your lying in bed with a smoke in you mouth thinking, "Yeah..... Quickest time yet........in getting things back to the way you like after a full flash"
[Galaxy S II General] nikzDHD:
You know your rooted when you try to flash Verts theme on stock firmware
[Galaxy S II General] b_bhavu:
you know you are rooted when you spend more time in toilet, so you can set up your newly flashed rom and restore apps.

You know you are rooted when your wife asks you to shoot your kid walking first time,with your s2, and you are running cm9. ( my story)
[Galaxy S II General] tolis626:
You know you're rooted when your girlfriend whines and you search for her power button,just to hold it down for 10 secs.

You know you're rooted when the most heartfelt compliment you make to a woman is "You make me feel like after a full wipe".

Ahh...Love is in the kernel,la la la... :p
[Galaxy S II General] vcosmin:
you know when you're rooted when you have the calls diverted, just in case, to the other phone...
[Galaxy S II General] zorkis:
You know you are rooted when you are rooting your parent's android devices.

Skickat från min GT-I9100 via Tapatalk
[Galaxy S II General] :
And i'm still doing it LOLOLOL :eek:

My sentence: You know you are rooted when you root all your family's phones and they don't even use rooted apps!

You know you are rooted when you have a windows lock and you imediatly think on doing a full wipe on your laptop!
[Galaxy S II General] seburn:
You know you are rooted when xda is the first and only custom app you install on each rom coz the others waste too much time between flashing.
[Galaxy S II General] screamworks:
You know you're rooted when you spend hours tweaking your kernel config... to gain +20 minutes battery life.
[Galaxy S II General] 84tdan:
You know you're rooted when a friend sees your galaxy and asks: "MOTHER OF GOD, WHERE IS THE BLOATWARE?"
[Galaxy S II General] 84tdan:
You know you're rooted when you convince you're boss to root the phone.
[Galaxy S II General] XxKillerKev7xX:
You know your rooted when someone tells you that their iphone runs so slow because they jailbreak and you laugh in there face and *facepalm*
[Galaxy S II General] Dark Emotion:
You know you're rooted when you see a battery with % in top right corner
[Galaxy S II General] TheReverend210:
You know you're rooted when you get angry when you see people with the same phone, running stock firmware.
[Galaxy S II General] kamz999:
You know you are rooted when u whine and complain about not being able to root other electronic items like your fridge, washing machine, or overclock your blender.

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You know you are rooted when your favorite celebrities are Chainfire and Koush... (mine are)
[Galaxy S II General] ZACQ8:
You know you're not rooted when you make a questian thread on XDA with bold heading "WHAT IS ROOTING?"

You know you're rooted when you make another questian thread on XDA with a bold heading starting with "PLEASE HELP !!".........
[Galaxy S II General] frankimm:
Hahahahaha Now that was something!
[Galaxy S II General] wurzelsepp3:
You know you are rooted when,

your phone freezes while shpwing it off to your friends.

You know you are rooted when,

you put your phone in the freezer to score higher in benchmarks.
[Galaxy S II General] Tungstwenty:
You know you're rooted when the first thing you do when something doesn't do exactly what you want is reading *.smali files, instead of googling for existing solutions.
[Galaxy S II General] zemariaabreusantos:
You know you're rooted when you're on xda during physiks class ^^ (only to make a rooted joke xD)

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I don't get angry but when they show off their galaxy s II to friends runing stock I laugh my ass of and think: ***** please! What a noob xD
[Galaxy S II General] irish-sid:
you know your rooted when you dont post on xda much but read this whole thread laughing your ass off.
[Galaxy S II General] wmwamidi:
You know ur rooted when you are the only one standing while everybody runs for a fire extinguisher when somebody shouts "Chainfire" .
[Galaxy S II General] uultimaa:
You know your rooted when your phone FLOPS higher than a PC you owned less than a decade ago.

:cool:
[Galaxy S II General] Tungstwenty:
While we're on a 9gag note...

You know you're rooted when you *facepalm* thinking about those first few days when

you

were afraid of all the terrible things that could go wrong if you flashed a

stock, non-rooted

ROM using Odin instead of KIES.
[Galaxy S II General] Princeomi:
You know you are rooted when you are not sure why the screen turned off, was it the screen off time or UV that caused it?

Sent from my GT-I9100
[Galaxy S II General] fred_up:
You know you are rooted when someone pours water around your feet...
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
Two more true stories :p

You know you are rooted when you wipe cache/dalvik without even thinking when you're on recovery.

You know you're Rooted when...your family and friends think you're a GENIUS when it comes to Android/Linux, but in actuality it's the Great minds at work here at XDA and you know a small fraction compared to the communities many members.
[Galaxy S II General] kamz999:
You know you are rooted when that new rom you flashed added 500 points to your quadrant score and to your self-confidence...

You know you are rooted when u don't have any money to buy a toothbrush but you still donate to that developer whose ROM you are using...
[Galaxy S II General] onbacardi:
You know you are rooted when:

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