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[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
YKYR when you can't make a call on your phone drunk, yet, you can download a rom, reboot to recovery, wipe the data, and install the rom, install TiBu, and restore all apps...

I woke up with MIUI last morning...

Sent from my premium Mercedes
[Galaxy S II General] bluefa1con:
This one is for the flasholics

Ykyrr when u wipe or phone more often than u wipe ur as*
[Galaxy S II General] CasioMaker:
I have one:

You know you're rooted when the sales representative from your mobile carrier asks you 'bout "what did you do to your phone to make it look cool and work better?"
[Galaxy S II General] pplu18207332:
i know i have rooted..
[Galaxy S II General] nutpants:
You know your rooted when apple sues you for copyright infringement.
[Galaxy S II General] octavious19:
Looks like someone pulled out the troll card on an off topic humor thread, because trolls are off topic and humorous?
[Galaxy S II General] foxxfiles:
You know you're rooted when you have 2 o 3 kernel images and flash it 2 or 3 times at day.

You know you're rooted when you have dual boot loader with Jelly Beam and Ice Cream, but this not enough, you need Gingerbread.

You know you're rooted when you run ubuntu linux on your phone to surprise your friends.

You know you're rooted when you have problems telling to your friend how to use a no-rooted terminal (sorry phone).
[Galaxy S II General] rubiks01:
You know when You do it.

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[Galaxy S II General] xstokerx:
you know your a rooted when the first thing you do when you get home with a new phone is root it you dont even look at the stock launcher

when you wife gets a new phone and she says my battery sucks make my phone last longer (true story)

when all your friends come to you for there rooting,uv,uc and oc needs and jailbreaking crap phones lol

you know your rooted when SU asks for permission :)
[Galaxy S II General] deniso177:
When you have to pay apple $1 billion...
[Galaxy S II General] Firschi:
When you know that CWM is no political party :)

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[Galaxy S II General] saywhatt:
You know you're rooted when you actually wipe dalvik cache in the hopes of getting something fixed :p
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
Ykyr when u suggest a good kernel for deep sleep to a person suffering from insomnia :p
[Galaxy S II General] redmaner:
You know you're rooted when stock is too mainstream
[Galaxy S II General] jgcaap:
You know when you are rooted, when you are never happy with the speed options given by the dev (we want always more :D).
[Galaxy S II General] simonthor:
You know you're rooted when your phone wont even get to the bootanimation at night and you go to sleep thinking "I'll fix it tomorrow".

(and the triangle of course is gone)
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
Ykyr when u have flashed 3 roms and its not even breakfast time yet :p(true story)
[Galaxy S II General] exynoss:
You are rooted when u get to know that samsung will not give jelly bean officially to gs2 :p SO time for custom jelly bean builds
[Galaxy S II General] i360*:
Yes they will...they're working on it
[Galaxy S II General] Thin_Bezel:
Youbknow you are rooted when you flash the wrong ron and your device is just a expensive paperwight

Sent from my Galaxy S2 powered by the best OS ever.

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Weight*

Sent from my Galaxy S2 powered by the best OS ever.
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
Ykyr when you kicked all the Apple devices(96 of them if i recall correctly) out of the school WiFi... Samsung 1 - Apple 0 :)

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[Galaxy S II General] bluefa1con:
Wifi kill?
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
YKYR when you chuck a rage and snap your s2 in half :/ but samsung still wins by embedding screen glass in my hands.... Me - 0 samsung - 1
[Galaxy S II General] milan188:
You know you are rooted when your phone has a cool hybrid tablet ui :D
[Galaxy S II General] Smarty sharma:
YKYR when you have flashed 5 different rom and all are stucked on bootloop
[Galaxy S II General] iAnoop:
YKYRR when you are more concern about latest ROM on XDA rather than update from Kies..
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
You know you're rooted when you have to teach members that there exists a 'EDIT' button for your posts! :p
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
YKYR when your 5 roms are in bootloop because you havent done a factory reset....
[Galaxy S II General] djseaneq:
You know you are rooted when trying to phone someone your phone apk fc's

You know your rooted when you are thinking of the sgs3 or note 2 you tell yourself you won't root but you will.

You know your rooted when your rubbing how awesome your phone is in your dads face who has a g nexus

You know your rooted when you are annoyed that your sister won't root her phone when she's out of warranty and she has bugs.
[Galaxy S II General] kieronw3:
Ykwyrr when you wish your dual boot was quad boot because two roms isnt enough :eek:

Kieron
[Galaxy S II General] ZervZ:
You know you're rooted when you get a bootloop but you feel it's so freaking annoying not panic.

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[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
YKYR when your sgs2 runs faster and smoother than a sgs3
[Galaxy S II General] bundi22:
HAHAHAHA
[Galaxy S II General] iAnoop:
LAMO ... :laugh::laugh:

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YKYRR when you are returning to Stock ROM for time being because Custom ROM is too mainstream:cool:
[Galaxy S II General] Kitschki:
You know you`re rooted when you spend your time reading the first 5 pages of this thread, but want to post your own joke so badly, that you skip the sites and just post your sentence but then get no likes, because you're just repeating another one's joke. ,,|,, (maybe true story :cool: )

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You know you're rooted when your heart doesn't go crazy anymore when flashing... (ADRENALIN!!!) :D
[Galaxy S II General] nutpants:
You know you are rooted when your s2 has all the software features of the s3, your overclock runs just as fast, but you still want an upgrade because you have had the s2 for a year..
[Galaxy S II General] bogdan89:
You know you're rooted when custom ROMS and mods occupy more space on your HDD than your porn (true story)

You know you're rooted when your girlfriend checks your computer for porn in folders named xxlpq, lps, sensation etc (often story haha)
[Galaxy S II General] tmdals8080:
you know you are rooted when u face a dilemma whether to purchase pro version of titanium back up.. and i am still considering it xD
[Galaxy S II General] Badassian:
You know you're rooted if you actually laugh at these jokes.

You know you're rooted if you get more prompts from Superuser more than texts from your gf.

You know you're rooted if you are a lot more happier in life if the Jelly Bean memory leak is fixed.
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
Ykyr when you simply can't be without Titanium Backup...

Sent from my premium potato
[Galaxy S II General] johnride:
YKYR When you don't have to specify port to connect to your phone via ssh, just for fun.
[Galaxy S II General] tata_brada:
YKYR when you delete system folder ....
[Galaxy S II General] Kaar3l:
Hahaha lol :good:
[Galaxy S II General] zer:
Signed
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
YKYRW your marriage prenuptial indicates you will receive 100% of any android device within the household and any mass storage device that contains android particulates.
[Galaxy S II General] Morngkilr:
You know your rooted when you follow XdA more than FaceBook!!!
[Galaxy S II General] richxiong:
You know you're rooted when your OCD gets worse each day, having the compulsion to flash every single AOSP/AOKP ROM available on XDA.
[Galaxy S II General] shaunnicho:
You know you're rooted when you flash four or five times a day :D
[Galaxy S II General] prab97:
YKYR

You know you're rooted when you take your dropped S2(screen damaged) to service center and the guy says sorry buddy your flash counter is in 3 digits!!!

You know you're rooted when in your dream you try to build and flash a ROM that has a secret magical menu that has options that can take you to Fairies, Devil, and God!
[Galaxy S II General] s2bal:
Nice

Nice
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
Why did you even bother sending a message like that?!

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[Galaxy S II General] Razor1990:
Ykyr, when you just can't take a photo, because your 16 GB SD card is full of roms,kernels and your daily Titanium Backup.(true story)
[Galaxy S II General] vzuwOw:
True that.:cowboy:
[Galaxy S II General] AayushDhuria:
Hahaha, that made my day, happened with me

~Sent from my Galaxy S2
[Galaxy S II General] rakeshishere:
Both are real life incidents

- YKYRW, when your colleague at office sees screen off animation after using your phone and goes wow because his iPhone can't do it.

- YKYRW, when your friend asks how did I do that: seeing the looks of my phone after seeing it.
[Galaxy S II General] :
You def know your bf is rooted. When you have his xda account and find him in this forum.

You def know your bf is rooted when he spends more time rooting his phone than you.

You def know your bf is rooted when he has superuser, and like hydro-ICS

Love hing98 gf
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
YKYRW this happens ^^^

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Galaxy S II General] prab97:
YKYAR

You Know You Are Rooted when a friend shows you a score greater than 10 million in Temple Run on his phone, and you simply say I can't do that cuz it requires consistently playing temple run which I can't cuz I flash a couple of new ROMs everyday.
[Galaxy S II General] sahibunlimited:
YKYAR when you show your friends a score of 10billion in temple run

(Gamecih)
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
You know you're rooted when you miss the Official Indian thread! :(
[Galaxy S II General] rakeshishere:
:o
[Galaxy S II General] big_bum:
You know you are rooted when you install cm-10 20121001-nightly and after 20 minutes of configuring your phone, you get a notification that cm-10 20121002 is available
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
Hahaha did that as well I was umm and ahhhing about just waiting for today's build but d/l it anyway only to find 2 hours later the new was out

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Galaxy S II General] ricey1986:
you know your rooted when you cringe at the word "iPhone"

You know your rooted when your checking this thread every 2 mins for another laugh
[Galaxy S II General] norpan111:
I've got an Android robot and the text "iWhat?"

You know you are rooted when your wife looks like she's seen a ghost when she sees you without your phone in the hand
[Galaxy S II General] shr33kant:
You know you're rooted when you realise that your speed dials on your browser are all xda links and cm9 changelog...also when you've saved changelog into your Swype dictionary...and adb...and siyah...and cm9...

You know you're rooted when you show people that drop test video of the iPhone 4s vs SGSII.

Sent from inside a black hole.
[Galaxy S II General] bahaeddin:
you know you are rooted when you post one of these jokes as a facebook status !
[Galaxy S II General] sahibunlimited:
lol how root and facebook status are related?
[Galaxy S II General] nikzDHD:
You know you're rooted when your post appears on Harce's Post 5. (Oh I miss harce and Post 5)

You know you're rooted when your on the London Underground and every one around you is viewing the web on a small screen on their iPhones, then you pull your S2 out and multi task around various apps and browsers without having to squint your eyes.
[Galaxy S II General] Rollies77:
You know you're rooted when you troubleshoot by actually searching XDA forums without making a new thread.
[Galaxy S II General] ivenoev:
Anti joke chicken strikes.
[Galaxy S II General] tango280581:
you know your rooted when Samsung hubs no longer show up in the running apps tab
[Galaxy S II General] tolis626:
You know you're rooted when you're only 17 and already afraid of having hemorrhoids(almost true :p )

You know you're rooted when people think that you drowned in the toilet or died from inhaling toxic gases,when you're just using your phone on your throne(mega-true :p ).

You know you're rooted when you're having sex and call the girl SassiBob.

You know you're rooted when the only TV show you actually watch ends with "And that's the moral of the news this week".

You know you're rooted when you feel the same pain when you're kicked in the balls and when you drop your phone.

You know you're rooted when your electricity bill grows by 20% for each new phone you buy.

You know you're rooted when you watch the Matrix and insist that,if you entered the Matrix via Tapatalk,you'd do an "adb rm /data/app/smith.apk" and all would be good again.( ROFLMAO :D )

You know you're rooted when you communicate,get entertained,heated and get your light from the same device.

You know you're rooted when you need pop-corn and cola every time you try to make a phone call :p

God,I can keep this up all day and all night long! :D :D
[Galaxy S II General] Goku80:
You know you are rooted when Tolis makes a joke:D:D
[Galaxy S II General] :
I like the SassiBob bit :)
[Galaxy S II General] tolis626:
If by that you mean that I'm funny,thank you.If you mean that I talk too much or something,f*ck you. :p

Just kidding pal,don't take my words too seriously. ;)
[Galaxy S II General] frankimm:
You know you are rooted when you troll Apple fanboys daily by showing them various awesome stuff.....Lol I showed him the kitchen app and he went like FFFUUUUUUUUU....

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You know you are rooted when other people come to you to get their phone rooted.
[Galaxy S II General] Goku80:
lol just messing about buddy...finally a thread that is worth keeping here and actually posting in.:)

You know you are rooted when Netchip actually gets a kernel working the right way:D
[Galaxy S II General] Sckank:
You know you're rooted when you take the phone with you to the toilet when you're going to take a dump.
[Galaxy S II General] tolis626:
That's classic.And most of us do it even before they are rooted.They just don't admit it. :p

Ok,so thank you. :p

And yes,the thread is all good fun. :D

You know you're rooted when people don't know if you're carrying a phone or a tablet.Now if THAT is true... :D
[Galaxy S II General] vcosmin:
You know you're rooted when ... what is facebook?
[Galaxy S II General] PHilclfc:
u know your rooted when your best friend is a tree
[Galaxy S II General] Goku80:
you know you are rooted when your dad is holding your phone and he thinks he is using an iphone :mad: (TRUE STORY)
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
YKYRW you thank god you didn't flash today's nightly cause they didn't merge the defconfig updates so everything runs at 10fps

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Galaxy S II General] big_bum:
Yea... I'm sticking with 20121001 and waiting for AOKP build 5.:cowboy:
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
By the looks of things from the last few posts. Someone is stating that the CM team have fixed the hw composer might have a stable release soon. Highly doubt it's true though.

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Galaxy S II General] big_bum:
Yes, I see.

I'm a lil bit dissapointed with battery life. On AOKP BL was excellent... And to not be offtopic:

You know you are rooted when Phone.apk suddently stops working.
[Galaxy S II General] iMORT3rnAL:
You know you are rooted when most of the space on you SD card is taken up by ROMs, kernels and modems.

You know you are rooted when you’re able to keep up with almost all of the SIII’s features.

You know you are rooted when you use a friend’s phone and discover that a certain free app that you've been using a lot actually has in-app adverts.
[Galaxy S II General] :
What to do, when I know I'm right?
[Galaxy S II General] shumo:
you know you are rooted when your girlfriend yells "why are all my bubble breaker score levels gone ???!?!"

you know SHE is rooted when SHE yells "what the hell did you do to my phone again ?!?!"
[Galaxy S II General] Scarface1991:
You know you`re rooted when file-names like "cm-10-20121005-4th-EXPERIMENTAL-i9100-jbmali-oshwc2-vsync_sysfs-changmin.zip" actually do make sense to you.
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
Too bad not everything in that file name is working.... Vsync, hwcomposer.... :/

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Galaxy S II General] loop4444:
You know you are rooted when you are dual booting different ROMS for different parts of the day.
[Galaxy S II General] Scarface1991:
Haha that`s right, been testing Jelly Bean as a second Rom but I`m not trusting it to wake me up for work, so I switch back at night and throughout work to ICS.
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
YKYANW you keeps asking or posting about siyah kernel in the cm10 nightly thread.

YKYRW you post face palm pictures each time someone posts about siyah in the cm10 nightly thread.

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
This ain't YKYN thread ;)

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[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
YK I'm ANW I post in the wrong thread :p

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Galaxy S II General] slaycio:
Need to try this :)

... slaycio
[Galaxy S II General] rkcj:
You know you are rooted when your wife asks to borrow your phone to take a pic, and you have to say sorry I'm using experimental jbmali CM10
[Galaxy S II General] ammar1514:
Rooted
[Galaxy S II General] Riskytwin:
Ykyr when nobody understands you except some freaks of xda forum!
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
:rofl:

YKYAR - when you turn up a day early to a friends 40th b.day b/c you flashed a new rom after receiving their text invite & you told the wife it was on Saturday (it's on Sunday) :eek:

even worse than that!! I have a head cold & won't be able to have a quiet ale :waaahhhhhh:

PS - only silver lining is there will undoubtedly be a few iOS fan-bois present, to shine on :woohoo:
[Galaxy S II General] milan188:
You know you are rooted when you flash a rom and you feel that this s "The One" and a few hours later you flash another rom feeling that one is "The One"
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
Yeah, and marrying... Meh ;) NEXT! (don't take this personally guys :) )

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[Galaxy S II General] ammar1514:
hey U also from SA ..cool.....no offence but vodacom sucks ..lol
[Galaxy S II General] adity:
You know when your rooted when you haven't studied a damn and

flashing ROMs to your phone with books by your side
[Galaxy S II General] Fuzone:
You know you're rooted when, while you're asleep, you wake your girlfriend up at 2 in the morning to explain to her the differences between custom roms.

Which leaves her questioning your sanity as she realises you're a complete geek.

:highfive:
[Galaxy S II General] Scarface1991:
You know you`re rooted when you start to talk like this:

[YOUTUBE]7huae767Rxg[/YOUTUBE]
[Galaxy S II General] jootanen:
You know you're rooted when you tried to restore B2G to 2ndROM

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[Galaxy S II General] bittu4u4ever:
Yeaaaa this happens all the time wit me... :victory:
[Galaxy S II General] Leviathan13:
you know you're rooted when you're hungover and wish you could just boot into recovery mode flash back to the day before
[Galaxy S II General] krayndr:
You know you're rooted when you spend more time customizing your phone after flashing a new rom than using your phone for calling and shiz
[Galaxy S II General] xonone:
You know you are rooted when you flash a ported SGS3 rom for the SGS2 just to laugh at it.

You know you are rooted when fixing bootloop is a everyday job.

You know you are rooted when a sales rep from your phone company hires you to customize his phone (True Story)

You know you are rooted when you ask random people "Superuser.apk or SuperSU.apk?"
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
... when you spend more time in recovery than actually using the ph :eek:
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
You know you're rooted when you edit a few values in stweaks to improve the speed and smoothness in front of your friend and is much snappier than sgs3 and he's like "wtf did you do", "how the hell is your phone faster than mine"? (True story)
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
Yeah because the alcohol has wiped your data at night :)

Sent from my premium potato
[Galaxy S II General] Demo3827:
I c I'm no the only one hahahaha
[Galaxy S II General] Morngkilr:
You know your rooted when everytime you see a smartphone your itching to ask if they rooted and changed the rom.... till they tell you they got the device because "they can block a number" or "it has a wicked camera" then you realize they dont know wtf your talking about and look like a complete GEEK
[Galaxy S II General] highdiver_2000:
when you get a RIL lock.

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[Galaxy S II General] Morngkilr:
You know youve been rooted for a while when someone asks you for help rooting their phone and you basically have to give yourself a refresher cuz you forgot how to do it from scratch lmao

True story!!
[Galaxy S II General] Mogoboya:
Hey am from SA too am on MTN.. All south african networks sucks..
[Galaxy S II General] Twiq:
you know you're rooted when your Mobile Data Usage meter is never above 300MB. they got reset everytime you wiped and flash a new rom :p
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
ykyr... when your ph looks different every few days & your 'clockorkmod>backup' folder is almost 8 GB in size! :eek:

need to move some to lappy :silly:
[Galaxy S II General] xonone:
you know when your rooted when you have a rom for each day of the week... :cool:
[Galaxy S II General] adity:
You know your rooted when you spend more time on xda than on Facebook and suddenly the people seem stupider.
[Galaxy S II General] :
You know you are Rooted when... You check updates for ROM 's everyday.
[Galaxy S II General] jantonio23:
You know you are rooted when you spend time flashing a new ROM while taking a dump. Ü

Yea.. good times.
[Galaxy S II General] :
You know you are Rooted when...You read this topic :P
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
This. My friends keep joking about my phone always having a new 'theme' every day :p

Sent from my premium potato
[Galaxy S II General] adity:
Same here man.

My friends ask me which launcher I am using and I laugh back at them .
[Galaxy S II General] Bleeding-Edge-Armour:
You know you're rooted when...

You know you're rooted when you get a sense of satisfaction after your scheduled backup is complete.
[Galaxy S II General] bogaggas:
you know you're rooted when everyone on your house's network is staring at a monkey's ass and you spy-cam their facial expression while taking a dump.
[Galaxy S II General] thehaunted:
When you remember the first time you rooted your htc G1 dev phone, every time you root your new phone fresh out of the box. And bricks where only known for building houses...
[Galaxy S II General] testadeferro:
You know when you re rooted when you flash 4 roms in one day and dislike all of them and wish you need to make one exclusive for you (happened to me) lol
[Galaxy S II General] rakeshishere:
When you're using JB on your phone while your friends are still on GB :p
[Galaxy S II General] boki999:
When you mixed up JB with BJ. :)
[Galaxy S II General] kontinuity:
You know you're rooted when more than half the jokes on this thread are not funny to you. :)
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
YKYR... when, your JB 4.1.2 leaked rom has more files with the extension .bak in the system/app folder - than files with extension .apk

so much cr@pware :mad:
[Galaxy S II General] slimlo:
You know you're rooted when you sleep and dream of flashing your next rom.....
[Galaxy S II General] ChavitoArg:
you know youre rooted when u have a second S2 with no IMEI, just to try roms :p
[Galaxy S II General] krayndr:
You know you have rooted when doing nandroid backups is a waste of time xD
[Galaxy S II General] Sichroteph:
You know you have rooted when you know that a nandroid backup can really save your ass :)
[Galaxy S II General] rskyline:
You know you're rooted when anything can save you more than odin. And then you realize that nandroid spends lot of space and time xD

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