yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
Probably already said but... ykyrw a Cm dev thanks your post and you get butterflies in your stomach xD

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Galaxy S II General] xonone:
You know when your rooted when you have to start up your phone by nandroid backups...
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
This. That's ehy we got TiBu.

Sent from my premium potato
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
ykyrw... you've been running the new leaked JB 4.1.2 rom for 5 days & already it's modded/tweaked out the a$$! :victory:

I wub u andy!! :angel:
[Galaxy S II General] Blackwolf10:
you know your rooted when everyday day your on a new ROM

you know your rooted when being on recovery gives you a good felling

you know your rooted when you have a list of favorite developers on XDA
[Galaxy S II General] DryGoldfish:
Ykyrw........ Your late for work and feel that saying you were flashing a new rom was a good reason
[Galaxy S II General] sabarin_wipro:
You know when you're rooted when people ask you "why root?" and you don't know what to reply :confused:
[Galaxy S II General] crzr:
you know you're rooted when you know the difference between i9100 and i9100G
[Galaxy S II General] nutpants:
You know you are rooted when you are given a galaxy note by a friend and you cry because it's not the international model.

No syiah !!!!!!

written in your mud with my stick
[Galaxy S II General] Ruku1994:
You know you are rooted if your galaxy stutters, and you have to explain to your friends it is broken HWcomposer's fault ;)

(Although, now it is working like a charm)
[Galaxy S II General] sajitharsan:
you know you are rooted when your download limit exceeds because of new roms.
[Galaxy S II General] JoHnNy08PL:
haha true story! :D

Or when you flashed some alpha version of ROM, you hand your phone to friend and the FCs start coming up... and they say "You spend so much money on this phone and it don't work?! omg"

Wipe&Keep Rolling :P
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
ykyrw... You spend 80% of battery & roughly 3 1/2 hours trying to get JB 4.1.2 nandroid to restore properly...

nandroid is almost a waste of time on 4.1.2

Sent from Valhalla :mwhahaha:
[Galaxy S II General] fucitol:
You know you are rooted when you can't move.
[Galaxy S II General] Maliasbaggio:
+1
[Galaxy S II General] Volpones:
U can play with STweaks and Dorimanx kernel ... If U can do it better then he does :cool:
[Galaxy S II General] xman323:
You know you're rooted when you check BBQlog for changelog for your next CM nightly everyday when you wakeup

Sent from my Jellybeaned GT-I9100
[Galaxy S II General] rakeshishere:
YKYR when you patch your device to fix Exynos vulnerability :rolleyes:

Sent from the Matrix
[Galaxy S II General] jj_95nano:
You know you're rooted when the only time you let go of your phone is when you're in the shower :P

Sent from my Bathtub using bubbles
[Galaxy S II General] TheReverend210:
That happened to me. After 30 seconds of going "uuuuh" I finally came out with "so you can run root apps, obviously," then walked away.

YKYR when you press "cyanogenmod version" in about phone repeatedly and play with their little easter egg.
[Galaxy S II General] Bokun23:
You know when you're rooted when you use dualboot to try new ROM's.

Fun to read all those familiar things
[Galaxy S II General] jj_95nano:
I never thought of that sheesh :D

Sent from my Bathtub using bubbles
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
ykyrw... every time you post an issue there's some smart a$$ replying "works perfect here" :mad:
[Galaxy S II General] TroPir:
you know when you're rooted...,when you still remember your first root:)

gt-p7501 3g & wifi

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'works perfect here':p

gt-p7501 3g & wifi
[Galaxy S II General] vibhorbhatnagar:
You know you are rooted when you are always flashing and Modding your phone and whenever you want to make a call you find your battery empty.
[Galaxy S II General] gabibbo97:
You know you're rooted when ... you flash the same zip multiple times a day just to flash something
[Galaxy S II General] rakeshishere:
Really? :p:D

Sent from the Matrix
[Galaxy S II General] gastonw:
you know u'r rooted when you felt the first animation boot after flashing took too long, and flash it all over again.

you know you're rooted when a friend asks you "you're telling me that you unlocked my phone and got rid of my carrier bloatware while i went to get my dog from my neighbor?

and you go "hum........yeah"
[Galaxy S II General] gabibbo97:
Yes i did that :silly:

but only to showcase the power of android in front of astonished iPhone users xD

the zip that i use is often a kernel but if there isn't anything to flash i try a new rom as second rom, and if i really don't have to flash anything i flash the Nexus 7 :D

I'm mad i know :laugh:
[Galaxy S II General] rakeshishere:
Crazy :eek:

That's a sign of true flashaholic. :D

Sent from the Matrix
[Galaxy S II General] gabibbo97:
Yes hahah,

You know that you are rooted when you have only one desktop icon, ODIN :D
[Galaxy S II General] gastonw:
from sii xda-ded
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
You know you're rooted when at this time of the year, you're waiting for the special Christmas Edition ROMs more than Christmas itself!
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
ykyrw... you feel like hurling due to stomach virus that is clinically working it's way around your family + it's 3.30am on Xmas day... & you figure 'Eh, since I'm up I might as well mod my S2.' :angel:

:FFS: I hope I don't ralf on Christmas day!
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
You know you're rooted when Apocalypse uses iOS Maps and totally misses 21/12 :p
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
Wouldn't Apocolypse be rooted then? :confused:
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
That would be jailbreaked? :p
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
ty for correcting your self :chortle:

Jailbroken?? ;-P
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
I thought we would rather concentrate on screwing apple's case rather than correcting, eh?
[Galaxy S II General] LJ1981:
You know you're rooted when you keep commenting your co-workers what they are missing from their sgs2 phones when they are not rooted.
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
:lol:

Personally I have nothing against Apple :rolleyes:

However, bad grammar is another issue all together :D

Sent from Uranus
[Galaxy S II General] KyoouN:
You know you are rooted when your root counter bugs allready.
[Galaxy S II General] Armazia:
You know you are rooted when you have read 10 pages of this thread.
[Galaxy S II General] bamidrol:
You know you're rooted when u are a tree...
[Galaxy S II General] MaartenXDA:
Omg I feel like such a grammar Nazi now, I just get crazy by everybody saying: you know youR, IT'S YOU'RE DAMNIT, YOUR STANDS FOR POSSESION, YOU'RE STANDS FOR YOU ARE.

Sent from my awesome fridge
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
GO!! The grammar Nazi! :good:
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
Ok! :)
[Galaxy S II General] Peaceful Droid:
You know you are rooted when you use phone till late nights...not for talking with your girl friend but for flashing ROMs...
[Galaxy S II General] muzzyx:
You know you are rooted when you fallasleep while flashing a rom and wake up in the morning to find it in CWM recovery and freak out...lol happened to me yesterday night :D
[Galaxy S II General] SPBoss:
I've already rooted and put custom ROMs for over seven galaxy s2's. I convince every s2 user that stock is terrible lool
[Galaxy S II General] itay9001:
Happend to me, result died phone...

Good thing i had insurance :)

You know your rooted when the first app to be on your phone is "Titanium backup"
[Galaxy S II General] Donnie Sins:
You know you're really rooted when Agent Smith knocks on your door because you hacked the Matrix through Recovery Mode.

(Based on a true story)

Sent from the Matrix
[Galaxy S II General] :
You know your rooted when you spend more time flashing ROMs then you do using them
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
You know you're rooted when someone ask you: "What's the time?" and you answer: "It's 200Mhz past ten"
[Galaxy S II General] :
You know your rooted when someone asks for you to take a photo and you reply "Sorry i cant im in recovery"
[Galaxy S II General] Orkane1989:
Ykyrw your about to head out for new years eve drinks and to make sure your phone doesn't die, turn off any background syncing, change the CPU governor to conservative, lower the maximum CPU MHz to 800 and only allow one core to run... hmm surprised in not getting any lag to be honest haha

Sent from Jelly Fuelled SGS2
[Galaxy S II General] sahibunlimited:
You know when you are rooted when you are flashing the latest nightly in the new year party at 12 in midnight
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
You know you're rooted when the bookmarks on your browser are linked to android sites..

Also, ykyr when your parents don't understand why you spend so much time on XDA.. xD
[Galaxy S II General] sergiuniculescu:
Good one! :laugh:
[Galaxy S II General] notohp:
you know you are rooted when you browse through the ykyr thread and laugh at the jokes.
[Galaxy S II General] tombassi:
You know you are rooted when you are not happy with your new sgs2 bcoz you are not able to flash it every day (confused and feels noob)

Missing my x10 lol
[Galaxy S II General] rodrickmuir:
You know your rooted when you spend so much time on xda that your wife or girlfriend thinks it's actually an undercover porn site.

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You know your rooted that the last order of things you do at night is brush your teeth, climb into bed and run your titanium backup's batch restore..
[Galaxy S II General] Donnie Sins:
Didn't they watch the 'You are a noob' video from xda? That's xxxda-developers.com^^

Sent from the Matrix
[Galaxy S II General] mckeowngoo:
When you cry, ***** and moan about Samsung not releasing Exynos source code.

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When you jealousy covert the Nexus 4 because the latest ROM you flashed is a broken, bug ridden, 4.2.1 release and it makes you shed a tear.
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
So rooted people do that?

Sent from my premium leather sofa
[Galaxy S II General] Adinaky:
You know you're rooted when you have no bootanimation and say: "I am going to live through this even if it kills me."
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
More Humor FOR XDA USERS

Memes for Flashers
[Galaxy S II General] kewinh0727:
you know you're rooted when your girlfriend is the one that is looking at porn ;)
[Galaxy S II General] :
You know you are rooted when your gf is always asking you for a new rom that she wants to test by herself! (happened to me)
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
covert?? I believe you mean 'covet' :p

I dislike poor grammar :highfive:

PS - YKYRW - ewe current spiel :D
[Galaxy S II General] MaartenXDA:
If you dislike poor grammar, you shouldn't be here :P

This thread is full of people saying "You know youR rooted when"

A lot of people don't know It's you're...
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
It's "it's", not "It's" if it's not in the beginning of a sentence. :P

You know you're rooted if you switch between kernels just to see which one has a better-looking recovery :P
[Galaxy S II General] MaartenXDA:
Oh lol, didn't see that, stupid autocorrect always does that. :l

Sent from my awesome fridge

Remember to hit the thanks button!
[Galaxy S II General] King_Rat:
:roflmfao:

lub da gramah worz!! :laugh:

ykyrw - you've got your current rom set up just so...

and you think... 'mmm, that rom looks nice :fingers-crossed: think I'll flash it' :cool:

[so many roms - so little time] :p
[Galaxy S II General] shollen9:
When You Are rooted you write a post in this thread..
[Galaxy S II General] Twiq:
You know you're rooted when you think that this thread is getting very boring AND/OR ppl's standards of humor has drastically decrease
[Galaxy S II General] Donnie Sins:
Good one. Now post a funny/smart comment:rolleyes:

Sent from the Matrix
[Galaxy S II General] emceeb:
Try this for humour

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=2095411

Sent from Pandora
[Galaxy S II General] bittu4u4ever:
You know you are rooted when you never ever switch on your power saving mode....
[Galaxy S II General] brettpoole:
You know you're rooted when spending time with your phone, is more fun than spending time looking for porn... Hmmm on second thoughts. LOL
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
YKYR when you spend your nights reading a nerd forum rather than watching porn...

Sent from my premium leather sofa
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
Should be a geek forum :P
[Galaxy S II General] darkviktory:
you know youre rooted, when you install new tom update, even though u lose all your beloved addons from previous version ^^ :fingers-crossed:
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
I'm pretty new to toms. Can you recommend one? Will they brick my phone?

Sent from my premium leather sofa
[Galaxy S II General] sahibunlimited:
If you flash it, your phone turns into a mouse eating cat
[Galaxy S II General] rakeshishere:
Is this about talking Tom app? I'm not getting the humor here :o

Sent from the Matrix
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
No, I was just being a smartass about his typo :p

Sent from my premium leather sofa
[Galaxy S II General] ammar1514:
now that was funny
[Galaxy S II General] codestorm:
You know you're rooted when you go to the service center and come back from the way realizing that you forgot to flash official ROM via odin.

True story Lol...happened to me yesterday:p
[Galaxy S II General] Christian Nothing:
You know when you're rooted when you have to send your phone to service and you forgot to flash an original rom via odin and trying to unroot the phone there in the shop.

Made it but the service told that they could not do anything to my phone they don't know how to fix it.

(A bad calibration of accelerometer sensor made me angry a month until i gave the phone to a friend and he recalibrated it )

Sorry for long post that's my true story with this phone when i bought it :(
[Galaxy S II General] gastonw:
you know you're rooted when you dream about a girl, a bottle of wine, candles and a pit file.

Sent from the little guy
[Galaxy S II General] Donnie Sins:
But... that has nothing to do with... with being like you know.. with having root access...:confused::confused::confused:

Sent from the Matrix
[Galaxy S II General] Spiralzz:
There is one. You need root access to access the girl, and the pit file is what goes in I guess... :P
[Galaxy S II General] nick280:
You know you're rooted when phone keeps dropping business calls so you go back to factory rom for a few days then re-root your phone again because stock roms are boring.

Which will it be tonight :rolleyes:
[Galaxy S II General] leech4:
You know you're rooted when you use your phone for almost everything but making calls
[Galaxy S II General] gastonw:
Only rooted people dream about pit files, that's a fact! :p

That's just too graphic :D

Sent from the little guy
[Galaxy S II General] deadload:
You know you're rooted when you can't listen what people around you is talking cause you're reading threads on xda and other people feel angry.

Sent from my GT-I9100.
[Galaxy S II General] DaMan90:
You know your rooted when you argue with an apple fanboy
[Galaxy S II General] CambaStorm:
You know you're rooted when you flash a rom with less than 15% of battery, do a full wipe, flash kernel, and feel like a boss when you see your phone boot and have enough battery to set up your google acount. (true story) :)
[Galaxy S II General] gastonw:
Sounds like an X Game.
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
Wow, I didn't know one can combine a geek joke and a dirty joke. Nicely done, Sir :eek:

Sent from my premium leather sofa
[Galaxy S II General] Blackwolf10:
you know your rooted when you flash your wife via CWM
[Galaxy S II General] jyanta:
LOL.. Great thread
[Galaxy S II General] szymgio:
You know you're rooted when you fix your car by removing the battery. :D
[Galaxy S II General] hanker_de:
You know you're rooted when you've buyed Android Handys for

- yourself

- your wife

- your mother-in-law

- your wife's sister

- your wife's sister's husband

- two friends of yours

...and have rooted (or even flashed custom ROMs on) those, of course!

True story. :D

(but didn't pay for them all alone, though ;) )
[Galaxy S II General] bittu4u4ever:
This is for Indians... ;)

You know you are rooted when u FLASH while WALKING on a SIDEWAY and a auto rickshaw guy yells at u to give him the WAY :P

True story...
[Galaxy S II General] testadeferro:
Lol lol lol... great
[Galaxy S II General] ozzy141:
You know you're rooted when every other day you flash another Rom trying to perfect your battery life.....
[Galaxy S II General] Blackwolf10:
Lol that was ages ago :D
[Galaxy S II General] TheMasterOfToast:
you know you're rooted when your phone looks more lika an S4 than an S2 :P
[Galaxy S II General] crzr:
Ykyrw you have android 4.3 on your phone, before the s4
[Galaxy S II General] doctor_droid:
when ur phone takes it own decisions :D :D
[Galaxy S II General] pertson:
You know you are rooted when you have more archives than actually contacts on your phone

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You know you are rooted when you care so much about bench marks

Sent from a dark place
[Galaxy S II General] hikarugo:
You know you're rooted when your phone doesn't run the ugly touchwiz ui at all
[Galaxy S II General] Scarface1991:
You know you're rooted when your friends are impressed what you have done to your phone and they want to do the same with their phones but they can't because they have IPhones :P

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[Galaxy S II General] keithross39:
You know you're rooted when you walk past an apple store thinking "hell no".....

You know you're rooted when you think that the brand new apple UI looks a lot like the UI that's been on your phone for the last 6 months.....

You know you're rooted when the data folders in your phone are more organized than your life.....

You know you're rooted when you have XDA as one of the swipe shortcuts on your lock screen.....
[Galaxy S II General] :
You know you're rooted when you know what Build.prop is...

LOL.
[Galaxy S II General] Twiq:
YKYRW you can host bootable iso/ums on your android to reinstall any pc/laptops

YKYRW you managed to jailbreak your friend's iPhone from your preconfigured windows environment booted on your friend's laptop straight from your android just to slap your iFans friend harder
[Galaxy S II General] jj_95nano:
View attachment 2190750

You know your rooted when you start messing around with your S2's case... and soon realise that a ClockWorkMod Restore can't fix it! :p

True story. :o
[Galaxy S II General] nutpants:
You know your rooted when you go from a s2 to note 2 and rooting is more important than getting a new sim to use the phone
[Galaxy S II General] keithross39:
YKWYR.....because you have to remember to restore your texts so your wife/gf doesn't get suspicious....:)

Sent from either my S2 or my W via XDA developers app
[Galaxy S II General] Giveer:
YKYRW... your friend says "Why would I bother rooting?" and you can feel the friendship drain from your soul.
[Galaxy S II General] neuropsychosis:
YKYR when you start saying OK to everything she says and asks, for the sake of peace and quiet.

Wait rooted means married right? No? Damn.
[Galaxy S II General] keithross39:
YKYRW.......your nandroid backups take up more space in your storage than your pictures and music combined.......

Sent from either my S2 or my W via XDA developers app
[Galaxy S II General] keithross39:
Lolz......that one put an 'I know where you're coming from' kinda smile on my face........

Sent from either my S2 or my W via XDA developers app

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YKYRW......your wife says "why don't you just use your phone to make calls?"

YKYRW......you try to explain to your wife how her S4 would work so much better if she let you remove the bloatware but she doesn't want to know (I *WILL* get my hands on that phone.....lol)

Sent from either my S2 or my W via XDA developers app
[Galaxy S II General] Christian Nothing:
You know you're rooted when you have so many apps in appdrawer that needs root access :D:p:D

Sent using my Premium-Zanpakutō (斬魄刀) powered by my Shinigami soul ◣_◢
[Galaxy S II General] kouangooo:
You know you're rooted when a corrupted nandroid backup is your worst nightmare
[Galaxy S II General] capitanjrfr:
You know you are rooted when your passport number is XDA648942D LOL ;)
[Galaxy S II General] Pixelvernichter:
You know you're rooted when the release of the stable version of your costum rom is like christmas, birthday and vacation together.

Sent from GT-I9100 with XDA Premium
[Galaxy S II General] ExYq:
You know you are rooted when you type su in terminal and line changes to #

...then you crash and brick your phone .
[Galaxy S II General] Knight_43:
YKYR when you edit the system parameters so much that you end with bootloop
[Galaxy S II General] julle131:
Naah :P

I'm going to use a real scenario here, that happened to a friend of mine: You know you are rooted when you chmod a wrong folder at 3AM and brick your Jolla phone which you got 3 days ago.
[Galaxy S II General] Maniac9331:
YKYRW when u think about carving ur phone via knife to suit the custom rom:)) :))
[Galaxy S II General] keithross39:
YKYRW.....you can post memes on XDA.........

Jus jokin........lol :D:D

This might be my S2, or it might be my W...but it's definitely CM
[Galaxy S II General] Paul Blake:
YKYAR when your dropbox folder is like this
[Galaxy S II General] herandy:
YKYRW you don't know what your ringtone is because you factory wipe your phone each week !
[Galaxy S II General] keithross39:
YKYRW.....you no longer have to re download all your apps from play store because you saved them all to a flashable tibu app update zip.....

This might be my S2, or it might be my W...but it's definitely CM
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
Thank you guys for starting up this thread again, missed it badly.

You know you're rooted when you start missing this thread for your daily quota of jokes. :P
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
You know you're rooted when you feel almost guilty if you don't flash another ROM after 3-5 days.

#truestory!
[Galaxy S II General] keithross39:
YKYRW.......the guy at the phone shop has trouble finding the menu option he's looking for on your touchwizless phone.....

This might be my S2, or it might be my W...but it's definitely CM
[Galaxy S II General] haasgo:
You know you are rooted when *#1234# is in your quick dial list.

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[Galaxy S II General] haasgo:
you know you are rooted when sgp gives you protection.

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[Galaxy S II General] pmcee:
Lol I actually did that some hours before :-)

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[Galaxy S II General] remorema:
you know you are rooted when you game without annoying ads
[Galaxy S II General] norpan111:
They got cydia, thats one big ass kitchen
[Galaxy S II General] override182:
You know youre rooted when you slept while doing nandroid restore late at night #facepalmtwice
[Galaxy S II General] override182:
Cydia is more like a premium restaurant where you have to pay to get even simple mods
[Galaxy S II General] :
You know your rooted when:

You have further admin privileges on your phone that allow you to do things you wouldn't be able to do on an unrooted phone, such as using a 3rd party screenshot app.

You have flashed CF-Kernel.

You have Superuser installed on your phone.

You have a custom ROM installed on your phone.
[Galaxy S II General] rawr:
You know you're rooted when someone else shows you "some killer feature" that is only in the stock ROM and you have never tried it before... (like tilt-zoom in the Sammy ROMS)
[Galaxy S II General] Dimenxion:
you know you're rooted when your friends impressed with what you phone can do compare to them.

you know you're rooted when your friend poisoned to sell of his Galaxy S and bought S2.

true story. lol :D