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[Galaxy S II General] .-Lion-.:
You know you are Rooted if u wait the end of the flash via Odin and at the same time,you must go to the Wc.....its painfull....flash done take the phone run to the Wc....

You know u are rooted if u sit at the toiled and enjoy the new Rom feateres....after one hour everybody at the house search you where u are. :D
[Galaxy S II General] Twiq:
you know you'rooted when you have the swagger toggles on the notification bar :cool:
[Galaxy S II General] CamoGeko:
You know you're rooted when you accidentaly press vol up + home + power and then see the words CWM Based Recovery.

Logged using an SGS2 type droid while exploring CheckROM V6 quadrant on a research & rescue operation.......
[Galaxy S II General] pabligeno:
lol that is so true... I am spending a lot of time looking for a ROM that meets all my requirements... xD

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I have that but actually I dont have ideat what it does xD

you know you are rooted when your phone becomes a mini firewall...
[Galaxy S II General] g00ndu:
You know you are rooted when you can't decide whether to take a dump in the toilet or to take a dump from your phone.
[Galaxy S II General] bbeanss:
You know you're rooted when you don't realise that your ex has broken up with you because you factory reset your phone before flashing the newest update of HyDrOG3N ROM <- true story, happened to me today -.-

Beans
[Galaxy S II General] wntrmn:
You know you're rooted when a 32 Gig SD-card is too small...
[Galaxy S II General] dirtbikerr450:
You know when you are rooted when superuser request superuser permissions from it self.
[Galaxy S II General] rocky23:
you kno ur rooted wen ur frnd tells u "yo m8 i got marijuana roots an ill get higher than u":eek:
[Galaxy S II General] bartoloandre98:
You know ur rooted when a biology lessons turns out about a discussion how i managed to break my teacher's device by flashing siyah rc6(from the teacher's perspective by connecting the phone to the pc)
[Galaxy S II General] reza1reza1:
You know your rooted when you hack swipe to be grammar perfect.
[Galaxy S II General] RS08:
You know you are rooted when you try to create a nandroid backup on your wife's phone
[Galaxy S II General] Siemser:
U know u are rooted when u forgot that an eBay auction is running out of time because u were flashing a new rom and ur girlfriend is freaking out at the end coz u missed it.

(that's true)

Gesendet von meinem GT-I9100
[Galaxy S II General] mookan:
You know you are rooted when your phone actually does what YOU want at all times

...and when you are browsing XDA forums and your girlfriend is in the kitchen making dinner :p
[Galaxy S II General] B3311:
You know you're rooted when you realise that a kitchen isn't a place for the preparation of food, a jig isn't a little dance, a launcher isn't used for rocket propulsion and flashing isn't exposing yourself to random strangers.
[Galaxy S II General] z3r0n3:
You know you're rooted when you access XDA in the middle of the college classes (true story).

You know you're rooted when you have bought more than 10 apps that need root access on Market.
[Galaxy S II General] nomikSqash:
You know you are rooted when you realize that you don't remmember where is needed app since changing launcher 2 times per day

You know you are rooted when before downloading porno with your PC now you do it secretly in outside free Wi-Fi area with your G2

You know you are rooted when you are freaked out that your titanium backup's had only backed data and not app more than you breaking up with your gf

You know you are rooted when you speak with your friend starting with "I made a new look for phone, new cool UP, and amazing config for Undervolting..."
[Galaxy S II General] Goku80:
you know when you are rooted when you try to jailbreak an android and root an iphone:p
[Galaxy S II General] sahibunlimited:
You know you're rooted when you talk about cm,xda,overclock to your friends and they say "f*ck off you crazy b@stard"
[Galaxy S II General] beston94:
You know you're rooted when you flash your phone at least 3 times a day....
[Galaxy S II General] sxi200:
You know your rooted when you wake up and the S2 is still in your hands.

Your definitely rooted when you wake up and the S2 is in your pants.

Sent from my GT-I9100T
[Galaxy S II General] bungknees:
This one is so true, especially if youve had a little bootloop issue.Classic
[Galaxy S II General] Goku80:
You know your rooted when wipe, wipe, wipe, is something you do other than in the bathroom
[Galaxy S II General] akbarhash:
You know you're rooted when you live satisfied that no one else in your circle can do the things you can do on your phone.

You know you are rooted when two iPhone guys are talking about their phones and you are sitting there smiling thinking "if only they could understand the things you do on your phone is of a magnitude higher than they can ever do"
[Galaxy S II General] :
You k ow your rooted when making a thread on XDA asking if you done it correctly when ignoring the original post or rules

You know your rooted when you accidentally delete an app from titanium back up

You know your rooted when you have no TouchWizUI :)
[Galaxy S II General] VAXXi:
You know you're rooted when you flash a ROM during the morning ... "system dump".
[Galaxy S II General] akbarhash:
You know you are rooted when started reading this thread and before reaching the last page ran out of "Thanks" for the day.
[Galaxy S II General] pmcee:
you know you're rooted when you flash a new rom, setup your phone for about 2-3 hours with the perfect background, perfect icon and widget arrangement, undervolt it and suddenly stumble upon an even cooler rom, do a full wipe and start all over again...

you know you're rooted when you just can't stop whining & complaining about battery drain in the CM9 thread...

you know you're rooted when you try to record a movie on every nightly from CM9 knowing it won't record anyways...

you know you're rooted when checking xda more often then facebook.
[Galaxy S II General] sahibunlimited:
i will go hit,kill and **** on them:D:D
[Galaxy S II General] iekansh:
You know you are rooted when you're busy thrashing noobs on xda because you've just flashed the latest nightly of cm9(without a single issue they're facing.)
[Galaxy S II General] akbarhash:
Not worth it. LoL.

Sent from my GT-I9100
[Galaxy S II General] B3311:
You know you're rooted when your daily 8 "thanks" are all on this thread.

Sorry, akbarhash beat me to it:(
[Galaxy S II General] pmcee:
you know you're rooted when having a fully working phone is nothing compared to flash the newest unstable ICS rom!
[Galaxy S II General] DarkDvr:
You know you're rooted when you think everyone at work has a phone, and you have a freaking intergalactic spaceship.

You know you're rotted when you honestly say "I have a best phone on the planet as of today" without even blinking.

You know you're rooted when ur microUSB cable connected to your PC is used more often than your mouse.
[Galaxy S II General] nikunj_cal:
You know you are rooted when you can flash a new firmware sitting in the toilet !! :D
[Galaxy S II General] pabligeno:
Today I flashed my new ROM going in the subway xD
[Galaxy S II General] luizlee86:
and..

You know you're rooted when you can flash a new rom while you are in the car waiting for the green light.
[Galaxy S II General] bartoloandre98:
You know ur rooted when u experience the nice feeling,when u,alone in the bathroom,the only time of the day where u deticate some time to yourself,away from the hectic life of the surrounding world are taking a poop on the toilet while flashing ur new rom in peace then going out of the bathroom, smiling with a sense of success and satisfaction that u took the poop and flashed ur new rom.Now you can continue with ur normal life ,like a boss.
[Galaxy S II General] Droid_Dustin:
I hope you sit on the toilet, not in. :D
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
You know you're rooted when XDA and devs become synonyms with Church and God :D
[Galaxy S II General] ferrigato:
You know you're rooted when you think how Many RAM waste God in a weekend to create universe
[Galaxy S II General] yetep:
You know your rooted when you think this thread is the saddest thing you've ever came across. Really guys? ... really?
[Galaxy S II General] Makrilli:
You know you're rooted when this happends:

Sent from my sgs2 running cm9
[Galaxy S II General] 289jul:
You know you're rooted when you flash a rom in french class the morning and a you flash the latest DDKQ8 firmware the afterrnoon is physic class
[Galaxy S II General] T__:
You know you're rooted when you're in work doing nothing other than checking XDA for new stuff.

You know you're rooted when you spend you're weekend of work with a big hangover, a laptop, USB lead, and Odin to get you're phone to a normal state again after a faulty ROM.
[Galaxy S II General] xan:
You are rooted when your friends know that no messages in your inbox doesnt mean you have no life.

You are rooted when your GF doesnt suspect anything when you always have clean call log.

You are rooted when your compass always points to north.

You are rooted when when GPS always shows you are somewhere in south-west france...

Finally...

You are rooted when noone actually expects you to pick up the phone because they know - you cant :)
[Galaxy S II General] dareas:
You know you're rooted when you flash Siyah kernel :D
[Galaxy S II General] Harsha Raj:
You know when you are rooted when you go back all the way from ICS - ASOP - AOKP to GB because you are tired of finding the perfect ROM.
[Galaxy S II General] JayJ-1974:
You know your rooted when a minor kernel feature like BLN breath gets you really excited...

Well it's cool! :cool:

EDIT: You know your rooted when you just have to share these funnies with a college that doesn't have or know what root is and still feel satisfaction when they laugh....:confused:
[Galaxy S II General] flicka81:
This one made me lmfao!!!!
[Galaxy S II General] Cristiano Matos:
You know you're rooted when, you know you're rooted when, you know you're rooted...

Damn, another bootloop! Forgot wipe cache again! :D
[Galaxy S II General] bartoloandre98:
I hope u wiped ur ass until its sore too as full wipe is needed

Sent from my SGS2 powered by cm9 love
[Galaxy S II General] Ironic12:
You know you're rooted when, you spend 1 hour for reading nerd joked on You know you're rooted when.

My GF always asks me why I clean my SMS and call LOG :( the same explanation all the time... but she never understand.

Also when your GF want to do something and you are trying to convince her to make root and change ROM!
[Galaxy S II General] hawkice:
:D You know you're rooted when, you are wondering why posts 've drained from this thread & then you realize people are busy flashing ROMs :cool:

:rolleyes:very funny & true comments in this thread:rolleyes:
[Galaxy S II General] bundi22:
You know you're rooted when your phone tells you what the weather is like without you having to look outside
[Galaxy S II General] blade30p:
Fail. My stock SGS2 tells me the weather without root
[Galaxy S II General] bundi22:
you know you're rooted when you believe everyone who uses an iphone is dumb/stupid.
[Galaxy S II General] hawkice:
Somethings are true ;) whether u believe it or not :D:D:D
[Galaxy S II General] T3rran:
You know you're rooted when you start growing leaves and bloom in the spring.
[Galaxy S II General] Twiq:
you know you're rooted when you're trying to sell your house to buy the new Galaxy SIII instead of selling your Galaxy SII.

(sorted chats from omega rom thread on SGS III)
[Galaxy S II General] sj1021:
you know you are rooted when you watch xda and porn side to side
[Galaxy S II General] twilight-Zone14:
you know you're rooted when your girl friend ask you for help when she got some troubles with her computer and you asks her if her computer is rooted or not ! (true story)
[Galaxy S II General] bartoloandre98:
You know you are rooted when you are always flashing and Modding your from and when you want to do an important call you find your battery empty

Sent from My Samsung Galaxy S2 running Paranoidandroid Rom.What else if not?=P
[Galaxy S II General] luisfer21069:
You know you're rooted when you panic because your phone gets stuck in boot screen
[Galaxy S II General] janis99:
- You know you'ar rooted when you don't panic because your phone gets stuck in boot screen:D
[Galaxy S II General] victorator:
You know when you're rooted when you look at your car audio.
[Galaxy S II General] OrrPenn18:
You know you're rooted when you bring this thread back from the dead ;) (like a boss!) :D
[Galaxy S II General] Cheexsta:
You know you're rooted when you want to root Facebook to delete the bloatware apps :D
[Galaxy S II General] naveediftikhar:
You know ur rooted when chuck norris no more makes you wet ur bed!:-P
[Galaxy S II General] Juan Kerzhoff:
You know your rooted when your computer has more rom zips than system files.
[Galaxy S II General] nutpants:
You know you are rooted when your super smart phone had the newest ROM possible 4.04, is smoking fast, had the coolest tweaks but you no longer use your hdmi connector, wifi direct and USB drive mode is never as easy as one button push.

But it's still worth it.
[Galaxy S II General] Quinch19:
Now that's BOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS...!!
[Galaxy S II General] Quinch19:
LMFAO...! WATCHING PORN
[Galaxy S II General] olyloh6696:
I've probably ruined the layout too, but your posts in this thread are absolutely pointless. Stick to replies on the rooted jokes.

If you find something good, use the thanks button. Don't clutter up by posting pointless replies.
[Galaxy S II General] ZACQ8:
You know you're rooted when you dont panic at any silly situations because you have already got experience with and come across the Father of Panincs "KERNEL PANIC UPLOAD MOD"
[Galaxy S II General] Pizzaface123:
You know youre rooted when you want to start yelling at your friends when they are showing off their phones with stock roms.
[Galaxy S II General] beston94:
You know you are rooted when you spend more time at the CWM screen than your actual home screen....
[Galaxy S II General] hughfollett:
You know you are rooted when you try to flash a custom rom to everything that have a power button!

Sent from my hybrid SII with the power of ParanoidAndroid and Fluxi kernel
[Galaxy S II General] mcnamaragio:
You know you're rooted when you have tried all the roms that are out there.
[Galaxy S II General] josephnero:
you know you re rooted when you try opening the bootloader of a banana

you know you re rooted when your oven runs custom kernel
[Galaxy S II General] ammar1514:
haha

true story...lol....BUT

You know you are rooted when someone tells to take a pic and you quickly dual boot into a stock rom and take the pic without anyone ever finding out that your primary rom doesnt have a working camera....:D
[Galaxy S II General] ammar1514:
you know you are rooted when you reset your fuel gauge chip and end up with this:D
[Galaxy S II General] mcnamaragio:
You know when you are rooted when you cannot use phone with stock rom.
[Galaxy S II General] rjsmer:
You know you're rooted when when your phone stuck on bootloop ...

You know you're rooted when you have unlimited game cash and credits...:D
[Galaxy S II General] CamoGeko:
You know you're rooted when you turn on your phone and it doesn't say Samsung anywhere on the screen lol
[Galaxy S II General] b1k3rdude:
Oh this cracked me up, its so close to the bone.
[Galaxy S II General] GMoneyDTP:
you know your rooted when you have the fastest phone on the plant then over clock and custom rom to make it even faster then want to buy a s3 to make it faster #SpeedDemon
[Galaxy S II General] sociojeje:
You know you are rooted when you read all of these...... LOL
[Galaxy S II General] xBlackDroid:
You Know you're rooted when your wife think that you're cheating her with your SII

**Today i'll sleep on the sofa *** :True story:
[Galaxy S II General] TWeaKoR:
You know you're rooted when you have a mini orgasm whenever someone mentions the word 'aroma'
[Galaxy S II General] vthl:
one know when he rooted.....when yellow bombs pops in the screens
[Galaxy S II General] Morngkilr:
You know your rooted when stock is only used to make SOUP
[Galaxy S II General] amarpras:
So true,,, :-P :p
[Galaxy S II General] KeithOYS:
Well I can't think of a humor one currently. My line's more or less a fact x)

-> You know you're rooted when you see Superuser app appear in your app drawer. oO
[Galaxy S II General] jumbobombo:
LMAO!!! :D

Be Kind everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
[Galaxy S II General] rootingdestroyer:
You know you're rooted when you find yourself checking for an update every day on your favourite ROM :rolleyes:
[Galaxy S II General] saywhatt:
you know you're rooted when you've already received trash talks from the pros :p:p true story
[Galaxy S II General] kieronw3:
You know you are rooted when your sig tells you …:rolleyes:

ROoted and BOoted sgsII
[Galaxy S II General] 135D:
hahaha so true :D
[Galaxy S II General] Riskytwin:
You don't know you're rooted, you just FEEL it!
[Galaxy S II General] CamoGeko:
You know you're rooted when you wake up in the morning and straight away go to check if the build-bot has built a new CM9 nightly yet.

Sent from my 80GB CyanogenMOD 9 + Siyah ICS powered beast. Booya!!
[Galaxy S II General] Akiainavas:
"You know your rooted when when spend more time flashing roms than using your phone."

Who would do that...ehh, who am i kidding. That's gold mate ;)
[Galaxy S II General] inspiron2:
You know you are rooted when you spend so much time deleting crapwares in Titanium Backup
[Galaxy S II General] saywhatt:
You know you're rooted when you talk about android development things with a person and he goes like "speak in english!!!" :p *true story
[Galaxy S II General] prabhakar321:
U know u re rooted when u frustrated with crap touchwhiz

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thats a good one
[Galaxy S II General] PantsDownJedi:
You know you're rooted if you read this one and left the thread to see if you have it or not.

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You know you're rooted when you're doing a nandroid restore of a previous ROM at the hospital less than an hour before your wife is cut open for a cesarean because you forgot the camera and last nights ROM is now crashing. True Story.
[Galaxy S II General] a67543210:
You know you are rooted when each time to go to the toilet, you pick up your phone to read the news
[Galaxy S II General] Fwuffy86:
Lol, so true sometimes. Especially when ICS just came out.
[Galaxy S II General] xBlackDroid:
Omg!

Sent from SGSII//CM9 >>xBlackDroid<<
[Galaxy S II General] nutpants:
You know you're rooted when you think using your 600$ phone to film child birth is better than a $100 16MP camera.
[Galaxy S II General] fred_up:
You know you've been rooted too long when all the apps you tell to your mates are 'must haves' all require root.
[Galaxy S II General] num1gever:
omg you are a genius!!! lol

you know you rooted when you just feel sorry for the world for having this ridiculous thing called iphone, and being stuck with this ignorance forever
[Galaxy S II General] :
I'm going to start doing that in Telco stores :D Muhahaha~~!
[Galaxy S II General] plotinus:
You know you're rooted when you grab your brother's phone and accidentally wipe its internal memory from CWM... True story

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[Galaxy S II General] PantsDownJedi:
You know you're rooted when after finding this thread you got so excited that you uploaded the stock flashable CWM.zip and a Siyah.zip to your webserver for in-store use on display phones.

Put it on the external sd :p

Included superuser&busybox.zip just to raise awareness.
[Galaxy S II General] pcboyy:
YKYR when you see at your noob friends' android phones and offer them to root and flash Rom free of charge
[Galaxy S II General] jumbobombo:
YKYR when you ask them this ^^ and always get a no as the ans :p :D

Be Kind everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
[Galaxy S II General] vishalj2010:
You know you're rooted when samsung says "new update coming soon" and you already have a leak of it.

heheheh
[Galaxy S II General] icedTricky:
You know your rooted when you don't See your launcher because you modded it to death :D

True Story! Had a flashable Backup :)

Sent from my GT-I9100 using BlaaaBluubb-Premium Super Paid Forums Browser App Thingy
[Galaxy S II General] Simonetti2011:
You know you're rooted when none of the newly released phones from any manufacturer can outperform your highly overclocked Galaxy S2.
[Galaxy S II General] remorema:
you know your rooted when your TV plays mkv HD from usb service port ;)
[Galaxy S II General] Fuanda:
You know you're rooted when you check your phone info and the I.M.E.I. is blank - True Story
[Galaxy S II General] Prashanthme:
You know your rooted when u show ur mobile to unrooted friends and tell them its very difficult job, perhaps u might brick or lose ur IMEI....

:D:D:D:D:D

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LOL true to exact.... I showed my overclocked 1.5GHZ S2 to his NOTE.. he was shocked.. how come its so fast... I said this is Sammy's special edition ;)
[Galaxy S II General] DizZyRaScaL:
LOL you guys crack me up
[Galaxy S II General] graemeg:
You know you're rooted when your wife is installing bingo on your phone and asks what superuser is!

ps

You try explaining it to the wife, especially after you've explained root privileges to her and she asks, " so what does that do?"
[Galaxy S II General] Simonetti2011:
(really happened)

You know you're rooted when your co-worker is anxious for Motorola's release of ICS for his Razr XT910 and you already tried dozens of *official* releases of ICS on your GS2.

The best part: this was actually true! A co-worker was undecided between a GS2 and a Razr and didn't listen to my advice. He liked the Kevlar crap that the Razr has as a back cover and no matter how much I tried to convince him he got the Razr. Nowadays he is green with envy, because I flash a new ROM every day using Mobile Odin (every Sammy release that has a higher changelist!) and he's still in old GB. Using Siyah and overclock my phone scores at least 15% higher than his in benchmarks.

Part 2:

You know you're rooted when you call your co-workers and colleagues for a "benchmark battle", and you know you can beat them all.
[Galaxy S II General] Morngkilr:
You know your rooted when you have to waste 2 minutes of your 15 minutes break dual booting in a different rom just to be able to watch 5 minutes of mobile tv cuz it wont work in primary rom!!!

True story :-P

Sent from my GT-I9100
[Galaxy S II General] piticoeur:
You know your rooted when you watch if your thanks meter grow up each hour

I'm sure some of XDA user do it :laugh:
[Galaxy S II General] fishingfon:
You know u r rooted when you want to have sex with your S2 :-P

You know you r rooted when you start spending 2 hours on the toilet (flashing roms) when you should be at your desk working.

You know u r rooted when your gf asks you to fix there phone, and you ask if they have siyah kernel, have they wiped the /system partition, and did they fix permissions in cwm touch recovery, and she has no idea what the f*** you are talking about
[Galaxy S II General] ArmorD:
You know you're rooted when you wipe your phone more often than your arse.

You know you're rooted when you change your rom more often than your socks.

Sent from my wallet
[Galaxy S II General] Nasty_z:
You know you're rooted when you start watching unicorn porn :p

Sent from my S II Monster
[Galaxy S II General] :
You know you're rooted when you have Superuser/Super SU installed
[Galaxy S II General] fishingfon:
You know u r rooted when u think Sergey Brin is God

You know you r rooted when u r sitting up in your bed at 4:37am in the morning, after not sleeping for 48 hours, and knowing you have to be at work in 3 hours, writing this comment :-P
[Galaxy S II General] brgroover:
hahahahahaha i did this too! Galaxy S2+ hahahahahahahaha