[AT&T Samsung Galaxy S II Skyrocket SGH-I727] Uncle Irish:
Religious beliefs are odd. I wonder if this is legit or not?

Dollarism

You much worship the Almighty Dollar. All actions in life will be purposed at obtaining dollars by any and all means necessary. A minimum of 10% of total Dollars gathered will be offered to the Dollar Den and will build your entrance into the Kingdom of Heaven. All members will be instructed and trained in methods to obtain Dollars and further their growth in Dollarism. It is the philosophy of Dollarism to grow rich by any means and ensure that your riches are protected. The Diary of Dollarism is a growing book and is the bible of Dollarism. This will be your guide to eternal happiness in Dollarism and will serve as a guide to gain Dollars and your entrance into Heaven. Dollars will be held as sacred and once acquired may not be used other than tithe offered to the Dollar Den. All Dollars must be cleaned and placed in protective storage. Upon the death of any Dollarism member, all accrued Dollars will be transferred to the Doctoral Dollar Den and counted to determine their place in Heaven. Dollarism members with high numbers of Dollars at their time of death will be granted admittance into the richest portions of Heaven. It is up to the individual member of Dollarism to determine their place in Heaven.

All members must actively seek methods or means to acquire Dollars. Any means necessary is permitted provided that Dollars are not acquired from the Dollar Den or any practicing members of Dollarism. Dollars may be acquired by theft, deception, unfair business practice, fraud, or any other means necessary. Physical harm or death to others who are not members of Dollarism is permitted with the strict understanding that this can only be permitted in an effort to gain Dollars. Those found guilty of causing death or physical harm to another nonmember without gain of Dollars shall be fined $10,000 Dollars per incident by the Dollar Den. Any member found causing death or physical harm to another member in an effort to gain Dollars shall be fined $100,000 Dollars for the first infraction. If a second infraction is made, a fine of $1,000,000 will be assessed and the offending member will be hung by the neck until death on the steps of the Dictoral Dollar Den.

Rituals will be held each month on the second Tuesday. You may either attend a local Dollar Den or you may participate online via the Digital Dollar Den. All tithing must be made to the Dominant Dollar Den on the first (1st) of each month and will consist of a minimum of 10% of total Dollar savings. The first Dollar acquired by any member will be cleaned and placed in a glass enclosure on an altar and displayed in their home. A dedicated room will house the altar and each day at 7:00pm, all members must kneel before the Almighty Dollar and praise it.

All humanity will be permitted entrance and all humanity will be strongly urged to seek entrance. A high status in Dollarism guarantees entrance into Heaven and an eternal afterlife filled with many riches. Dollarism members are urged to gather new members. Those who refuse membership may be used as a means for gathering additional Dollars by any means necessary.

Dollarism is like no other, but does share a few similar characteristics. The Roman Catholic Church is the most profitable business in the world. Funding is received by state and local governments as well as most of its members. There are probably more followers of Dollarism than we would like to believe. We can read about it in the newspapers or watch it on the news. Any of us have been directly affected by a member of Dollarism. We may have been approached to see membership in Dollarism, but refused.

All hail the almighty Dollar.