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[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] driftinganomaly:
You know that you are rooted when your girlfriend has you root her brand new E4GT because she can't live without LBE.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] randomrobbi:
Hmm...what's LBE?
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] punwik:
you know you rooted when you brick your phone and get a new one and dont remeber some of the stock settings and apps!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BigRitz:
You know you rooted when you've read every post and are trying not plagerize but everything you have read has happened to you :-)

You know your rooted when your favorite dev says he's getting a new phone you are too!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] downbond:
When you can't understand why anyone would by the paid version just because it's "ad free"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adam3Sixty:
You know your rooted when......

You spend hours flashing the same .zip file over and over again, no one else can see the difference, but u know, taking those extra 2 pixels off the padding makes it look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better!!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] schlonky:
You know you're rooted when you stayed up all night to flash the latest ROM leak and now *you're* in a bootloop while trying to get out of bed the next morning.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] rayprobg:
You know you're rooted when you have read up to this point from the beginning of the thread.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] ih8aol:
You know you rooted when you don't have to follow the step by step instructions anymore!

You know you are rooted when USB jig doesn't incur some sort of folk dance to you
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adam3Sixty:
You know your rooted when your girlfriend calls u for dinner, and the "2 secs" u shout back ends up with your dinner being cold!! :(

Just happened to me!! Cold food, I'll live with that, new home launcher looks LOVELY!!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jodot360:
You know your rooted when you try flashing a rom while driving and almost crash head on with a truck
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] jodot360:
You know your rooted when you should be spending time with your kids but your reading the xda forums instead
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] silversx80:
... when your flash counter is higher than your post count.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] driftinganomaly:
It is an app that lets you veto an app's permission in real time or to make a rule to always allow/ or always block.

After I showed her how often Facebook (for example) read her location, contact list, and sms inbox without even being opened, she won't have another unrooted phone.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.lbe.security.lite

Sorry for the offtopic post.

You know that you are rooted when the first thing you do in the morning is check XDA while drinking your coffee.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Esoteric68:
You know you're rooted when you get that 'christmas morning' anticipation every time you click on the XDA E4GT link.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] The Root:
You know you're rooted when you'll go through the whole day with broken apps because you decided to flash a new leak before work...

You also know you're rooted when you do more tech support on XDA than you do at your paid tech support job...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] erasable:
You know you're rooted, when immediately after telling someone about a cool app you've found, you follow up with "oh, but you're not rooted, sorry."
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] beserker15:
You know you're rooted when:

- your friends think you're gay because there's a purple unicorn every time you boot up.

- you keep bragging to your friends about how you can shoot 1080p, but at the right moment when you have something good to record you realize your rom can't record videos.

- your battery sucks ass, not because there's anything wrong with your phone physically, but rather because you never keep a rom long enough for it to calibrate correctly.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] phatmanxxl:
Not me

You know your rooted when you can drive to work while flashing a ROM, have your apps restored from TB, and contacts and calendar synched before the 15 minute commute is over. Then post any bugs in the ROM thread on your lunch break.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SpartanVissepo:
U know ure rooted when u flash 5 themes in less than 20 minutes just to check out which 1 you're gonna use because the screenshots in the op are not enough so satisfy u :D.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] SanityBroken:
I think we need some kind of support group, flashoholics anonymous maybe. I know I'm rooted because my phone is working better than any phone I've ever used right now, but I'm desperately searching for some thing new to flash so I can start from scratch for the fifteenth time this month.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] phpracing:
You know your rooted when, your friends ask you "how did you get your phone to look like that?"

You know your rooted when your friends look to you to fix their soft bricked tablet.

You know your rooted, when you have to make a folder of bookmarks of all xda forum topics.

you know your rooted when you spend more time on xda than facebook (this is a big one for me)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Specialksg1:
You know you're rooted when you have to remind people to e-mail the funny picture they just took because your mms isn't working yet
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] mdhscanes24:
You know you're rooted when you can't leave home without your netbook, USB cord and charger, just in case a new ROM leaks and you have a few minutes to play
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] BigRitz:
You know your rooted when everyone who touches your phone wants you to Touch theirs!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] phpracing:
you know your rooted when you should be looking for a job and are on xda anyways. ouch
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] phatmanxxl:
You know your flashaholic when you have a nand backup of almost every ROM in the development section on your sd card
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] punwik:
You know your rooted when your job takes the internet away from everyone because you cant stop downloading roms and other tweaks!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] lilotimz:
You definitively know you're rooted when someone asks if you want ice cream sandwich and you get all confused since you think it's android 4.0 and not an actual Ice Cream Sandwich.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Qwallace70129:
You know you are rooted if all your chrome bookmarks are xda links for every phone and tablet in your house.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
You know you're rooted when youre wife asks you to look at her iphone and it takes you a while to fiure iut how to navigate.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] samsmalls:
you kno your rooted when...

your 4s friend ask, "why's yours blue, why does it load so much faster than mine, & what's blazer again"?

your girl ask "damn your rooting your phone AGAIN"!

your checking daily for an update for your favorite rom!

you love this thread!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adam3Sixty:
you know your rooted when u have flashed more custom roms/kernels then there have been official updates for your phone!!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
You know you're rooted when your home office has become a 3rd world country's version of NASA because you've slaved every piece of computer equipment you could salvage into a bot so you can still get your work done while compiling from source

________________________________

{We are legion, for we are many}

>Sent from my Anonymous DeathStar in the depths of GalaXy S2<

-Coming soon to an Evo4G near you?: [AoSP]EViL-MoD_FReEvO v0.1[Free your phone]-
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] aleph23:
Mine didn't go as well.

You know you're rooted when you boot up your laptop on the commute home so you can Odin back to stock while driving due to a flash error caused by being bored at work and reading about a new ROM on xda..
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] downer06:
you know you are rooted when you are digging through your wallet looking for the sd card with your stock rom back up because.......

- your internet went out and tethering isnt supported by your rom

- you are lost and you cant get a gps lock with this build.

- you are waiting for a important phone call and you LOS eevery 5 seconds

you know you are rooted when you almost crashed your car pairing your bluetooth to your car for the 4th time this week.

Bonus: you know you have a android when your girlfriend is screaming mad that you just got her latest favorite game for free when she paid of it on her iphone and she realizes your phone would have saved her 50 bucks since the beginning of the year.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] edisonalvarez:
You know your rooted when you hide in your own house just cause you want to flash a new room theme kernel modem in peace! And you don't want to brick your phone lol
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] phatmanxxl:
LOL I always say I dont know how to use iPhones just because I dont want to mess with it.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Esoteric68:
This thread was a great idea.

Kudos I_FLY_Z3R0, thanks for initiating so many laughs.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] mheller91:
You know you're rooted when you goto the Sprint store and the salesperson asks you how you got ICS
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] coiledwire:
You know you're rooted when you know what the init.d folder is used for.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] xxxicu812:
Haha...more like ' I hope my crack dealer is home' anticipation.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Qwallace70129:
You know you are rooted if you still rather check the General section for AOKP updates even though the actual thread got moved to the dev section.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] nitro_c4:
:thumbup:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] I_FLY_Z3R0:
You know you're rooted when you read this thread! :)

Sent from my iPhone killer.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noXcape:
You know your rooted when you pay for root explorer so maybe themes will work right...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] MochaCharok:
True story.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Brolloks:
You know you are rooted when you can do a Nandroid restore on a soft brick while in your car and waiting at a red light.:cool:

PS... did this a couple of days ago
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] emod0705:
You know your rooted when you want to beat every iPhone to hell because of how much they SUCK!!!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] bam85:
You know your rooted when...

Flashing a rom gets you more excited then a hot chick flashing her tits.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] keeepinitgansta:
You know you are rooted when you're the only one with a yellow triangle on your start up screen.

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You know you are rooted when you've wiped data more than you've wiped your a$$.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] musikalharmony:
You know your rooted when you see a random person with an Android and say "hey I can make your phone better"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] noobtoob:
You know you are rooted when you google search "nandroid t-shirt".

No affiliation, but I did find this little gem...

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/nandroid+gifts
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Overstew:
You know you're rooted when you wipe your phone more often than your ass.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] keeepinitgansta:
I already said this one lol
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] phatmanxxl:
You know your rooted if you get this.

http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w388/Lars1000PetalLotus/****-yea.jpg
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Overstew:
Oops lol. Didn't read the previous posts.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] T.C.P:
U no your rooted when u download the placeholder for a future rom. XD
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ja5oN:
Hey I'm rooted and I don't even get that:D;):D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] rgregg504:
You know your rooted when you buy a USB jig for $3.00 and pay 29.95 to ship it overnite...:mad: the yellow triangle was making me nuts
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] slick4mitch:
You know you're rooted when you are debating your wife about giving your first born the name Calkulin.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] punwik:
You now your rooted when your wife goes to bed alone every night!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] lems111:
Lol.

You know, you are rooted when, you carry kernel and rom zip-backups for gb and ics, just in case.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] rgregg504:
Haha did that last nite, damn fc18
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Specialksg1:
That's cold man, I'd never send my wife to bed alone at night ... I mean, she complains that the laptop and phone screens are to bright for her to sleep, but that's her problem! ;)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Adam3Sixty:
LMFAO!!

I usually go to bed on my own, cos my misses falls asleep on the sofa watching tv, then I go on the computer, and then I go to bed and leave her on the sofa.....

Wait.....

You know your under the thumb when u wait for ur other half to fall asleep BEFORE messing with ur rooted phone =/
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] lems111:
You know you are rooted when, you show off your phone with a brand new cm build to ppl clueless of cm or root; i.e. wife, boss, coworkers, etc.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] likeurface:
You know you're rooted when you make up excuses to avoid going to the movie theater because Calkulin just released another update.

Expecting the worst so the best is better
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] karikian:
lol... so true!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] madocs:
so many wife and girlfriend references, glad to know I'm not alone (~sniffle~) Staying on point...

You know you're rooted when the wife gets pissed because you have to setup your phone alarm clock all the time!

"Doesn't that thing save your alarm settings!? You do that almost every night!"

I could quote-out the rest of the conversation, but I doubt that is required...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Overstew:
You know you're rooted if you download a ROM over 4G...during a movie at the movie theatre. (True Story)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] ALBERTOSCLN:
you know ,you are rooted when you change your blazer rom instead another you dont know and break your phone,
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] afinch1992:
you know you're rooted when your family calls you asking if you're dead, because you were flashing new roms so much the past week.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] xST4T1K:
You know your rooted when you drop comcast because you have a wifi hotspot :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] radrian92:
You know you're rooted when Christmas doesn't happen on December 25, but every time a new leak/ROM comes out :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] keeepinitgansta:
You Know you're rooted when you have gps issues
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] mx499:
hilarious

you know you are rooted, when you forget to set an alarm after flashing, and miss a class in the morning. (true story.. =( )
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Koserman:
You know you're rooted when you install a new ROM during class and get kicked out because the stinking boot up sound isn't removed.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Kebetz:
BAHAHA!!!

You know you're rooted if you spend more time in recovery than Robert Downy Jr.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Ja5oN:
And Dizaaaaaam! That sure is a lot of recovery time:D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] icedclown:
you know your rooted when your boss lets you bring your laptop to work so you can flash new roms and tell her whichs ones are ones she will like :D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] xxxicu812:
You know you're rooted when your friends ask "How in the hell do you get such good battery life??"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] vash469:
You know your rooted when every ask you took a picture of them and you tell them I didn't I was unlocking my phone.

You know your rooted when people ask what your doing and your unlocking you phone with face unlock
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Drumrocker:
You know you're rooted when your phone receives more loads than your wife/gf :eek:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] blackroseMD1:
You know you're rooted when your girlfriend says "Why are you texting me from your Google Voice number? Oh, wait...you're in recovery again, aren't you?"
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] tprince1225:
You know your rooted when your at sprint working and a customer wants to see your phone and they say will you do that for mine :)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] d_willia:
You know you're rooted when you can enter the entire 16 character password for your two-factor gmail account without looking it up.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] godofwar762:
You know your rooted when.. You don't got to pay for wireless tethering..
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] neverends:
You know you are rooted when you can remember the name of all 147 apps you install...

You know you are rooted when your get more xda notifications then SMS notifications

You know you are rooted when you need an extra battery just to be above 50% to flash then next ICS leak.

You know you are rooted when the thought of wiping and doing a fresh install of FC22 right after you finished FC18 brings a smile to your face...

You know you are rooted when you run out of "thanks" 20 minutes after you wake up
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] neudof:
You know you are rooted when you tell your friend that works for sprint as a salesman about the newest phones, accessories and software updates, and he has no clue what you are taking about.

So he asks the store techs who also have no clue, and you end up explaining how to root and flash using Odin via text!

Sent from my ICS'ed out SPH-D710
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] z31k:
You know you are rooted when you have to explain to customers why your phone looks nothing like what their phone looks like..

You know you are rooted when you rather spend your lunch flashing a different ROM then talk to your girlfriend..
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] DataHawg:
You know you are rooted when the Android folder on your PC that has all your Roms and backups in it is 63 GB and growing. Craziness!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] M2Iceman:
My wife screams this all the time (#3) LOL!!!!!! Although she wants the new faster ROM and free WiFi but doesnt want me to mess with her phone.

I got one

You know you're rooted when:

Your wife who claims she doesnt know anything about phones suddenly can be an expert to her friends when they ask her a question and she shoots out answers about ROMs, WiFi tether, flashing and recovery, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Then I get a smile and she says see honey, I do listen sometimes!:D
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] truoc444:
You know you're rooted when your 4 year old recognizes the odin screen and knows not to touch your phone or computer when you're recovering from a soft brick.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] The Root:
You know you're rooted when your desktop is littered with Odin tars for various devices for quick access. (and you have a similar folder on your wife's, parents', and sibling's computers as well.....just in case)
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] phatmanxxl:
Both my daughters laptops have Odin, the drivers and tars on them lol. Just in case. :cool:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Heavywater88:
You know you're rooted when you have to ask friends for their numbers again, because you did "something" to your phone and lost the number, but really titanium backup didn't restore all of your contacts...
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] iSaint:
Save contacts to Google so there always stored with your Gmail account ... never have to restore them
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Specialksg1:
Don't understand why anybody with an Android phone doesn't do this. Has always been one of my favorite features.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Heavywater88:
I do use it, but it has happened to me before lol
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] -EViL-KoNCEPTz-:
One more from me-

You know you're rooted when before buying any new devices you check to see if they are rooted yet or if you're gonna have to find an exploit yourself cuz youre too impatient to wait

________________________________

{We are legion, for we are many}

>Sent from my Anonymous DeathStar in the depths of GalaXy S2<

-Coming soon to an Evo4G near you?: [AoSP]EViL-MoD_FReEvO v0.1[Free your phone]-
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] emod0705:
How about the cats see the screen and run to next room...I've had one unplugged by a cat before..lol.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Rsloan:
you know rooted when a "OTA" update Bricked your device :-P
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] veritasaequita:
you know your rooted when you keep hacking into your friends facebook page using the faceniff app to change his profile to gay instead of str8. lol, and he cant figure out how the hell the same person keeps figuring out his new passwords.

Its a "root thang" u wouldnt understand!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] I_FLY_Z3R0:
You know you're rooted when the awesome developers released a root for your phone before the phone is even released.

Sent from my iPhone killer.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] AnAm85:
You know your rooted when you've seen EVERY ONE of Qbking77's videos.

And I mean EVERY ONE.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] kc_sheets:
you know your rooted when someone at works ask you to "fix there phone" and your co workers make a "tic tic booooommm" sound.

you know your rooted when the sprint tech ask you to help a customer with there issue. and you fix it.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] downer06:
you work for sprint to I see lol

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you work for sprint to i see.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] someguyatx:
You know your rooted when on the airplane you compare bootup times to the passengers sitting near to you on landing
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] fabs109:
You know your rooted when you show up to work to use the work phone for your conference call and you email your boss and say email me if you need me, its gonna be a bit before I'm unbricked.

You know your rooted when you keep a laptop at work and one at home and both always have a micro USB plugged in at all times.

PS. I was going to say that same one about not being able to show my customers my phone because it will be totally different set up then the one they will buy from me. Then explain why!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Skipjacks:
Dude.....I had to reply because I am doing this now!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Darkendes:
You know you're rooted when you breathe a sigh of relief every time a new ROM makes it past the Samsung boot screen.

You know you're rooted when the term "soft brick" doesn't sound absolutely silly to you.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] t0mmyr:
you know you're rooted when you're running ics before it's officially out on your carrier
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Skorpion56:
You know you're rooted when.....

-Everybody you work with is now begging you to "fix" their phone.

-When your friend with an iPhone 4s asks "do you you have an iPhone"?, and you answer "No, I just have a S4GT, its just thinner, bigger, faster and prettier to look at!!" :cool:
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] Specialksg1:
You know you're rooted when you have a slow day at the office so you start flashing new roms from your work computer because ... well, what the hell else am I gonna do??? Sometimes I love working here. Nobody knows what rooting is, nobody knows how to block downloads, nobody knows anything about computers at all really ... excpet me ...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] gothikzoul:
You know you're rooted when your downloads folder is full of sh*t, but you still won't delete anything, unless you have no more space for a rom you need to download

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You know you're rooted when your friends go like "Wtf???? Is this android???" and you just lol yourself
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] fryingpan0613:
You know your rooted when you would rather go to work on 4 hours of sleep then have your phone stuck in boot all day.

You know your rooted when you think about calling in to work to flash roms.

You know your rooted when your first post in xda in almost 2 years is how to undo something you did to your phone.
[Samsung Epic 4G Touch] freemanz:
you know you're rooted when you bought this phone just so you can root it!