yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[HTC Rezound] werdna87:
you know your rooted when you are waiting and waiting for S-off to be released then when it finally is you are taking a nap :/
[HTC Rezound] Insidious:
In not alone! :D
[HTC Rezound] Insidious:
LOL!!!!
[HTC Rezound] Insidious:
What gauge wire did you get?! :p
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
Sounds like my house. :D
[HTC Rezound] xhunter187:
So effin' true! The day it came in the mail I already had an HTCDev account made and perm root setup so I never even knew or know how 3.5 ran on it. Went straight to ICS.
[HTC Rezound] dragonrazorz:
Me either!!
[HTC Rezound] hgoldner:
....when you are so overjoyed about putting your own splashscreen on the phone at last that you attempt to explain to your wife why it's important and....well, you know the rest.

...and when you reboot into bootloader just to see that sweet S-OFF glowing again.....
[HTC Rezound] andrewp3481:
You know you're lame when you boot into the bootloader and the S-On HTC Dev unlock is changed to S-Off and you cream your pants cause you don't know how to use fastboot to flash boot img's :)

Lol. I'm S-Off.
[HTC Rezound] sknight13602:
You know your rooted when your drunk and trying to finish a keyboard mod and when you attempt to recompile it spits an error, instead of reading it you just try five more times till finally you are spelling the folder name wrong. Lol maybe this is more of a you know your drunk when....
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
You know you're rooted when you bump this thread just to see what else people can come up with.
[HTC Rezound] pmania:
You know you're rooted when you see this thread come back up and your eyes begin to well with tears of joy.
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
You know you're rooted when everybody is selling there phones for nexus' because we don't have aosp
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
thats a stereotypical statement. just because its 3 a.m. right now and im on XDA and i also have a rooted phone does not ummm.. umm.. hmm.. i forgot where i was going with this lol oh wellz. i think im addicted to XDA. i LOVE this site.

You know your'e rooted when your phone does'nt bother asking you permissions for apps, it grants them automatically.

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you need 22 gauge.

i was a noob and got 16 and that led to me forcing the thick wire into the hole. but i eventually got it.
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
ohh maaann. i feel ya on THAT one. no homo.

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i got a BUNCH of bookmarks. more than 95% are from XDA. 1 is for a job application for directtv technician.
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
Oh Snap. BUSS STIDD.uh huh yeah girl. you GO girl lol
[HTC Rezound] Hanger84:
You know your rooted when you check out a devices development sections before buying it.

You know your rooted when someone says a new OTA just came out and you laugh and tell them you've had it for weeks already.

You know your rooted when people ask you if you have the new iPhone because your running MIUI.

You know your rooted when someone over hears you mentioning flashing and wiping and they give you dirty looks.

You know your rooted when your looking at your phone with a stupid grin on your face because the rom you just flashed is so awesome and your girlfriend thinks your cheating on her.

You know your rooted when flashing rooms takes the place of all the porn you used to watch.
[HTC Rezound] briankariu:
You know you are rooted when you understand the term "bricked" and have been through it severally
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
LMAO.. Nice man. VERY nice.
[HTC Rezound] Primevyl:
This +1

»Rezound on Nils' BusinessICS 2.3mg 'roids«
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
You know you're rooted when you have jellybean on your phone and Google hasn't even released source for it yet

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
Link?
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
Its somewhere on rootz I'll post it when I get home
[HTC Rezound] Insidious:
I've had a few of those and I'm not even a dev.
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
http://rootzwiki.com/topic/28486-ro...e-link-for-stock-kernel-added-633pm-06282012/
[HTC Rezound] mygraine:
You know your rooted when you delete the stock ring tones so you don't have to waste time finding your ringtone.
[HTC Rezound] mygraine:
You know you're rooted when you are impressed that you wife's Droid charge has screen shot built into the stock Rom...
[HTC Rezound] Morpheus991:
When one of your "normal" friends brings up the topic of getting a new phone and you have to focus all of your attention on trying not to get super involved and constantly looking for a way to explain everything in layman's terms...
[HTC Rezound] Jmrwbilly:
You know your rooted when you open tapatalk more than Facebook
[HTC Rezound] DbZ Gokuu:
You know you're rooted when you would rather use your Rezound with a majorly cracked screen than a friends Droid X without root.
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
You know you're rooted when you downgrade from jellybean to ics just for cm9
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
Blahhhhhhhhh aokp!! Rom control!!!! Unicorn porn!!!
[HTC Rezound] Danariel:
You know you're a rooter when your husband, who's been *****ing about data problems since the 905 update to his Bionic, hands it to you and says, "Just root the damn thing already." and you are able to root it, back it up, and install Eclipse 3.0, from first research to boot up and Titanium Restore, in about an hour.
[HTC Rezound] bigsizzle:
You know your rooted when your phone dies cause you forgot to plug it in while you surfed for New Roms.

You know you rooted when you feel the the word Rom should be capitalized.
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
Up you know you're rooted when you screw something up without making a nandroid and you say "oh ****" and have to restore back to stock
[HTC Rezound] piizzadude:
You know your rooted and have a flash addiction when EVERYTHING in this thread has happened to you
[HTC Rezound] osmidy:
You know you're rooted when you screwed up you're first attempt downgrading from ics to gb (because you were a lazy n00b who still had S-ON), finally found a solution at 6am, and suffered the rest of the day away on a trip with stock gb and only 50% battery life.
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
you know you're rooted when you stay up till 5 AM helping someone with a problem you could have solved on your own in 5 minutes ;)
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
You know you're rooted when you keep "missing" calls because the newest ROM you are running has answer and decline backwards from the last one.
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
I've done that so many times.....
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
You know you're rooted when XDA becomes your secondary social life

Sent from my Incredible, very Vivid, One X'strordinary S-off HTC Rezound

http://www.speedtest.net/android/216418366.png
[HTC Rezound] evilstewie23:
This ^^^ +10000000

Sent from my Rezound
[HTC Rezound] rezoundness:
Come on.man, I need a jelly bean Rom fix man... I can pay on Tuesday... I'm really twichin hear man.... I can go sell some blood and sperm....
[HTC Rezound] Antoine.WG:
You know you're rooted when your SD card has Titanium Backup files older than your last 2 phones.
[HTC Rezound] antp121:


Selling sperm is actually really complicated, you have to go to the place, get tests to make sure your not ill or have STD s and stuff, then you come back like 2 weeks later, get it on with a cup and in like 1 month you get your money. Not fast enough :/ don't ask how I know this ;) lol
[HTC Rezound] Squirrel1620:
You know your rooted when after getting a new phone your wife says How long is it gonna take you to mod this one?? And you just smile because you already unlocked, s offed, and flashed a rom last night
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
How much do you get payed??
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
Not that much actually. I think it was like $100? Maybe $200? I think it varies.
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
That's not too bad considering what you have to do lol

My mom would kill me before she let me do that though

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
Same. The only reason why I knew that was bc my friend thought he could do that for a living.... dumbass. I had to prove him wrong. So to the internet! Lol
[HTC Rezound] yojoe600:
its still good side money
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
True. If you're not still governed by your parents lol

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
[HTC Rezound] antp121:
Idk if I'd want my children all over the place lol
[HTC Rezound] WeThePeople13:
You know you are rooted when you stare at people on the phone to see what kind of phone they are on.

You know you are rooted when buying a phone you research devs and hardware not reviews.
[HTC Rezound] rezoundness:
You know your rooted when you offer to flash people and they think you mean something else...
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
THIS
[HTC Rezound] SR3TLAW:
You know your rooted when you think about other xda members and how they're doing.
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
You know you're rooted when you ask "normal" people with nexus s' if they got the ics update (5 or so months ago)
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
You know you're rooted when you have to TELL your friends that there is an OTA for their phone
[HTC Rezound] WeThePeople13:
You know you are rooted when you are still S-On half pulling your sd card out half wqy to boot into recovery at work in the bathroom and someone walks in and.goes what the help are you doing.....
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
You know you're rooted when the new guy at work has his phone rooted and you discover just how strange it sounds to say some of this stuff out loud.
[HTC Rezound] rezoundness:
You know your third when you name your son root and your daughter is named XDA.
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
You know it rooted when u boot to ur Rom for the first time from recovery (again) and u have both missing calls n voicemails

Sent from my Incredible, very Vivid, One X'strordinary S-off HTC Rezound

http://www.speedtest.net/android/216418366.png
[HTC Rezound] VitaminCBold:
You know You're rooted when you need stump remover to get out of the ground..
[HTC Rezound] rezoundness:
You know your rooted when you die and your casket and tombstone are in the shape of a cellphone. And your tombstone has a nodded tablet.
[HTC Rezound] fo0you:
you know you're rooted when your friends ask you to take a picture of them when you're out and your response is "I can't, my camera is non-functional because I'm running a beta build of AOKP" and you're not bothered in the least by this fact
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
Most people just stare at me blankly as if to say, " What........?".
[HTC Rezound] Nic2112:
You know you are rooted (and addicted to Android) when you can only be happy with that one ROM that isn't quite released yet running on the phone that is just about to be available for purchase.
[HTC Rezound] zkrp5108:
You know your rooted when your girlfriend txts you and for the third time in a week you ask who is this
[HTC Rezound] killerxmic:
you know you're rooted when you're on xda forums refreshing rezound android development page...

you know you're rooted when you laugh at your friends for being excited that ICS is coming out the end of the month...

you know you're rooted when you shake your head when you use other peoples unrooted phones....
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
I do that with my brother's iphone. Every time I try to do something with it, I realize it can't. I shake my head and mumble, " What a shame...."
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
Dont become an iWhore lol stay high on Android :) i get my fix everyday with XDA forums.
[HTC Rezound] phuckwithfire:
You know you're rooted, when you've gone through 30 pages of "you know you're rooted when..." jokes on a Friday night, because it's infinitely more entertaining than going out.

Who needs a life, when you're checking XDA every 10 minutes for news about the release of source code?
[HTC Rezound] Tachi91:
You know your rooted when you power cycle your rezound, but when you go to press the power button your bootup sound starts playing... haha wtf
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
try THIS one. a little bit off topic buuut.. bill gates is so rich, he hired Cancer to kill steve jobs.
[HTC Rezound] Tachi91:
o.O

idk how to feel about one... I fee like just laughing or ... idk :confused:
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
too soon? aww dont worry about it man.. im Holier than Kurt Cobaines garage door.. just sayin! he made some good music.
[HTC Rezound] Tachi91:
lol too soon.. probably, but I did laugh inside
[HTC Rezound] Squirrel1620:
Hah just watched that Jeff Ross thing
[HTC Rezound] 1dog9:
You know you're routed when your homescreen is empty because you cant remember what order your apps were in on your last rom
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
You know you're rooted when you get excited every time this thread comes back to life.
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
You know you are rooted when you are flashing window animations in the middle of church. :D
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
That is true....... BUMP.

Sent from my Incredible, very Vivid, One X'strordinary S-off HTC Rezound

http://www.speedtest.net/android/216418366.png
[HTC Rezound] murray68w:
You know your rooted when you break up with your girlfriend because she bought an iPhone. Stupid..
[HTC Rezound] rezoundness:
You know your rooted when you can watch porn.
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
whats this Pr0n you speak of.. is it a cool movie?
[HTC Rezound] rezoundness:
Well you must be on the iphone as jobs does not allow.porn on the iPhone. Iporn is only available on android an thus why Apple.is.going after Android
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
You guys should probably get back on topic.
[HTC Rezound] DbZ Gokuu:
You know you're rooted when you get mad when people get off topic in the "you know you're rooted when" thread.
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
You know youre rooted when you can say CPU, Control and Overclock in the same sentence.

Sent from my Incredible, very Vivid, One X'strordinary S-off HTC Rezound

http://www.speedtest.net/android/216418366.png
[HTC Rezound] SteveG12543:
You know you're rooted when you see the bartender has a Gnex and you both start talking about modding your devices lol.
[HTC Rezound] WeThePeople13:
You know you are rooted when your wife's I phone capped out and now she has to use your old Incredible and you start getting jealous. Lol.
[HTC Rezound] spc_hicks09:
You know you're rooted when you're not sure what ROM you're running at the moment...
[HTC Rezound] yojoe600:
You know you're rooted when XDA shuts down for 15 mins for maintenance and you don't know what to do for those 15 mins so you freak out.
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
That happened to me last night! I almost cried!
[HTC Rezound] yojoe600:
same here that's what made me say it because it was true
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
You know you're rooted when you have an androidgasm when you find out XDA is back up and running after a 15 minute scheduled maintenance.

Sent from my Incredible, very Vivid, One X'strordinary S-off HTC Rezound

http://www.speedtest.net/android/216418366.png
[HTC Rezound] zac41189:
When android police posts a new rezound RUU whose version number is .1 higher than the previous one.. and you get excited and download immediately. 4.03.605.1 vs 4.03.605.2.. how much different can it really be?

Enough for me to download.
[HTC Rezound] koldlaser:
You know you're rooted when you're bored by what's on TV so instead of turning it off, you power + volume down.
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
Is that what happened? I thought the app was wigging out on me, was driving me nuts.
[HTC Rezound] boyj600:
You know you're rooted when you have to stop at McDonalds to use the free Wifi to send your wife a text from your tablet that says "hey, don't call or text cause my phone is in a boot loop" or "I borked the radio and no longer have cell or data". I've done this more than once.
[HTC Rezound] yojoe600:
yea it was horrible :(
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
You know you're rooted when you are doing a titanium restore at your wife's cousin's wedding reception because you ran out time before hand when the flash didn't go as planned... then you post on XDA about it.
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
You know you're rooted when you know you're gonna miss this forum because you're gonna switch phones with your cuzzin because he has a sucky phone and you agreed to switch so you can make his phone better by rooting and installing better roms for it. But your Rezound Simcard don't fit in your cuzzins Motorola Droid 4 so you went to to Verizon to see if they can trim your sim into a microsim and provide you with an adapter to convert it back to a regular simcard but then you realize they didn't know what dafuq you were talking bout so you had to order a simcutter from amazon.

Sent from my Incredible, very Vivid, One X'strordinary S-off HTC Rezound

http://www.speedtest.net/android/216418366.png
[HTC Rezound] Squirrel1620:
You know your rooted when every time a wifi hot spot becomes available you speed test it to see how it compares. Then the person next to you looks at you weird when you say "this network freaking sucks compared to 4g"
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
Well, you don't have to be rooted for that. :)

But I do it anyway. Most WiFi sucks compared to 4g.
[HTC Rezound] Squirrel1620:
Actually this hospital I work at has a 100mbps connection fastest I've ever seen on 4g here was 30
[HTC Rezound] tf201:
... if one of your concerns in life is will nils and con come back to the rezound.
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
You know you're rooted when you quit ur job just so you can get home as quick as possible so you can go straight to the XDA website but then u realize AWWGHH I could've just used the app.

Sent from my Incredible, very Vivid, One X'strordinary S-off HTC Rezound

http://www.speedtest.net/android/216418366.png
[HTC Rezound] hellfrozeover:
You know you've had root when you spend days researching rooting your rezound so ya don't brick it cause your last phone was an Eris and it was so much quicker and easier... But so outdated!

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You know you're rooted when your Eris is more capable than your rezound cause it isn't rooted yet.

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You know you're rooted when your Eris has a higher number GB than your rezound. Can I just pay someone to wire-trick this thing into s-off? I'm unlocking the bootloader this afternoon.

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You know you're rooted when your microSD adapter is a more important pocket item than your wallet... just in case. :p
[HTC Rezound] hgoldner:
You know you're rooted when you spend more time in Recovery than booted to your ROM...whatever it is this hour.
[HTC Rezound] werdna87:
I'll do the wire trick for ya
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
You know you're rooted when you n hit the search button and Google Now pops up... "Oh, yeah... DO A BARREL ROLL!"
[HTC Rezound] hellfrozeover:
I will do it. Thank you though. I was just venting my frustration with how much more difficult the process is than for my Eris. You know you were rooted when you p*ss and moan about your new phone not asking you for permission when you start a new app.
[HTC Rezound] funnyangrykid:
You know you're rooted when apple is sooo afraid of Android that they're tossing out lawsuit after lawsuit because they KNOW we are going to take over the worrrrld mewahahahahaaa. All heil mien fuhrer android. We are not bigots against any1, we just know a great company when we see one. Apple has been hashing our the same thing since their first iphone.

Sent from my Incredible, very Vivid, One X'strordinary S-off HTC Rezound

http://www.speedtest.net/android/216418366.png
[HTC Rezound] AshtonTS:
You know you're rooted when the "you know you're rooted" thread is getting out of hand...
[HTC Rezound] tCizler:
HAHAHAHAHA this is me.
[HTC Rezound] con247:
You know others are rooted when your PM box gets clogged with people asking how to fix main version older error.

Wait, that isn't a joke. That is true. :|
[HTC Rezound] jskolm:
I do too! My wife will not let me anywhere near her phone either!!!

So true!
[HTC Rezound] FabianaS:
lololol... it's funny cause it's true!

you know you're rooted when your response to that is.. yes honey but it could be soooo much better!
[HTC Rezound] I Am Marino:
You know you're rooted when you used to flash a ROM and you saw "error, main version older" and then you proceeded to be angry at your phone.
[HTC Rezound] jackpot08:
You know your rooted when when spend more time flashing roms than using your phone
[HTC Rezound] I Am Marino:
You know you're rooted when you tell your girlfriend, "alright I'm doing nerd stuff now, phone will be going on and off for the next hour or so"
[HTC Rezound] username235:
You know you're rooted when you don't remember what your phone looked like when you first got it

Sent from my bad**s mofo HTC Rezound
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
You know you're rooted when you're looking at 3 hours of sleep, but you haven't gotten to the "alarm step" yet, and you know you won't be able to stand waking up "having your phone look like that."
[HTC Rezound] nosympathy:
You know your rooted when you forget to delete the phxximg.zip file off the sdcard, get stuck in a bootloop, and no microSD card reader or adb equipped computer near by and feel cut off from the world for a day.
[HTC Rezound] con247:
http://xdaforums.com/showpost.php?p=21578188&postcount=279

You can get around that easily.
[HTC Rezound] nosympathy:
Well yeah. I guess. I really hadn't done this with the rezound but the thunderbolt. Oh well haha.
[HTC Rezound] survivalist9167:
You know your rooted when your wife sits next to you and reads this, then asks if i wrote it...
[HTC Rezound] Sleek69:
You know you're rooted when the new crazy ***** you're dating breaks up with you 'cause you didn't text her back for a few hours...
[HTC Rezound] Ndaoud360:
You know your rooted when you change roms and you forget to set your alarm and then you wake up and your like oh **** I missed my class. Then your like ah dammit I had a exam in that class too. (Which I cant Makeup)
[HTC Rezound] Serinety:
Lolololol
[HTC Rezound] Serinety:
This is why I put all my classes into google calander.. :)
[HTC Rezound] SuperFan86:
You know you are rooted when.... the only reason you need unlimited data is so you can download ROMS
[HTC Rezound] jmorton10:
LOL, this cracked me up... (I'm still chuckling).

You can't stand waking up having your phone look like that (& you wouldn't get any sleep anyway worrying about it).......

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At least I don't have to worry about my Wife will say, we have been together for years and she knows me too well.

She knows I can never leave anything "stock". It didn't surprise her in the least when I bought a brand new $18,000 Harley and she walked in 4 days later & I had the entire engine apart & spread out on a blanket on the floor of our family room.....
[HTC Rezound] racinwarrior:
you know youre rooted when you can read this thread and relate to every post...
[HTC Rezound] jongbum:
You know you're rooted when you have both the gingerbread and ice cream sandwich for desserts.
[HTC Rezound] a_bug:
So True; My son used to pick up my OG Droid every now and again and then look up at me with sad eyes and say "Awww Dad. . .again! Why did you change the phone AGAIN. Can you please put back {enter game name here} so I can play it.

Now that I've got the new Rezound he's stuck playing the games I left on my OG Droid :).

A Bug :P
[HTC Rezound] das0527:
You know you're rooted when...

...you can install an app that teaches you correct use of the apostrophe.
[HTC Rezound] hgoldner:
You know you are rooted when you have so many Nandroid's you're keeping for "legacy" purposes, you have to burn them to DVD to recover hard drive space.