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[HTC Rezound] V0latyle:
You know you're rooted when someone starts complaining about paying 50 bucks a month for a 5 gig cap for VZW Hotspot and you catch yourself about to say "Dumbass"...

You know you're rooted when your significant other actually comes to expect you to not respond to phone calls and texts on a regular basis

You know you're rooted when you pick up your new phone and have no idea how to use it because you've been using AOSP for so long...

You know you're rooted when a sizeable chunk of SD card space is devoted to archiving ROMs...

You know you're rooted when your friend is bragging about his brand new iPhone 4S...and you aren't listening because you just flashed your phone (again) and are too busy trying to get everything "just right"....
[HTC Rezound] LilBompie17:
My thoughts exactly!
[HTC Rezound] V0latyle:
You know you're rooted when your biggest accomplishment for the day is getting a beta ROM to boot for the first time....

You know you're rooted when someone asks you if your phone got the new update, and has no idea what you mean when you say what you're running hasn't been released yet...
[HTC Rezound] johny101010:
You know you are rooted when your phone spends more time in recovery than on stand by.

You know you are rooted when you have spent more money in launchers, skins and icon packs than your wife has spent on designer shoes.
[HTC Rezound] wyattyoss:
You know you're rooted when you check other phone's forums to see how their roms compare to yours.
[HTC Rezound] Notorious:
+1 I do this all the time lol

From my Mikrunny 4g using XDA app
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
You know you're rooted when you check xda more often that facebook and twitter
[HTC Rezound] demmo86rt:
You know you're rooted when you try to explain your plans for the night to your wife and her eyes glaze over.

You know you're rooted when said plans include wiping and flashing.

You know you're rooted when you call Verizon tech support when your phone exhibits a known issue and you fake your way through their "troubleshooting" steps.

You know you're rooted when your pre-purchase research includes checking out the available ROMs for the phones you are looking at.
[HTC Rezound] Jaytronics:
Yeah last night and every other one for the past three months because you can not decide what ROM you want to use. Yeah, you know your rooted alright!
[HTC Rezound] Jaytronics:
You know your rooted when you get aggravated at the thought of having to set up your phone exactly as you had it befor and the 60umpteen bazillion times befor that one also.
[HTC Rezound] localceleb:
you know you're rooted when an iphone user laughes at you because they think booting into recovery is a bad thing
[HTC Rezound] djowett:
You know your rooted when you'd trade your 300 friends on Facebook for 300 "Thanks" on XDA in a second.
[HTC Rezound] BBEgo:
You know you're rooted when you're wracked with guilt because you're trying out your second-favorite dev's latest ROM.
[HTC Rezound] feralicious:
Does that mean you have 27 less FB friends now?
[HTC Rezound] woodmc2:
Friends complaining about new bloatware in the latest update. You look at them like they are speaking a foreign language.
[HTC Rezound] PoorCollegeGuy:
You know you're rooted when your biggest problem is bootlooping.

You know you're rooted when you can properly decipher the phrase "wipe cache, dalvik and data before flashing"

You know you're rooted when you heave a giant sigh of frustration every time someone asks how to root their phone.

You know you're rooted when you hang out in IRC channels that are named after your phone.

You know you're rooted when the number of Android drivers installed on your computer outnumber the number of drivers of your computer's hardware.

You know you're rooted when you're running ICS months before it is actually released.

You know you're rooted when your Samsung phone has Beats Audio. (alternatives: when you're HTC phone has Sony Xloud).

You know you're rooted when you're sitting at your keyboard thinking of witty ways to finish the sentence "you know you're rooted when.."
[HTC Rezound] jackpot08:
You know your rooted when you've flashed a Rom while driving....
[HTC Rezound] Jessesmith888:
That's when I make backups!

Rootzound
[HTC Rezound] cornjo:
You know you are rooted when you fall asleep late at night flashing a ROM and you wake up the next morning and your phone is still in recovery mode.
[HTC Rezound] Snuzzo:
You know you're rooted when you have Superuser asking for permission more than your spouse does.
[HTC Rezound] Primevyl:
...When you're willing to go without little amenities like Wi fi just to keep your phone stable after accidentally bricking it

Rezound on Ineffabils 1.3
[HTC Rezound] BBEgo:
You know you're rooted when the ROM you're running is so "alpha" that the PHONE part doesn't even work, and you think it's GREAT...
[HTC Rezound] Christopher3712:
I've done that a few times and been late to work.

You know you're rooted when you successfully sell your HTC Sensation 4G on craigslist for $125 more than anyone else because you included an ICS ROM w/ Beats Audio and made it a selling point.

You know you're rooted when your boss (who isn't technically inclined at all) recognizes XDA Developers page theme and knows you're not working, and asks "Are you hacking your phone again?"
[HTC Rezound] hgoldner:
LOL. Seriously.
[HTC Rezound] AndroidGraphix:
Too funny. 10 char
[HTC Rezound] I Am Marino:
You know you're rooted when right before you flash a ROM, you start the nandroid right before you use the bathroom or eat so it's done when you are.
[HTC Rezound] Thrakerzad:
You know you're rooted when everyday your friend says stop hacking your f*****g phone you dumba**! :p
[HTC Rezound] mrasquinho:
You know you're rooted when Superoneclick shows "done!".

:p
[HTC Rezound] RoryHe:
You know your rooted when you've been on xda for months and months ... and months.

(been browsing long before my join date)
[HTC Rezound] nosympathy:
You know your rooted when you start uninstalling stuff just to see if it is needed only to find out half the functions on your phone that look like they work, only force close.
[HTC Rezound] syikho:
You know you're rooted when your wife is ready to go out to dinner before you are. :D
[HTC Rezound] tbot:
You know you're rooted when you can type adb commands faster on the keyboard than you can your user name and password for xda.

...when you ask coworkers if they lost LTE after you did a flash to know if its a data outage or the rom/kernel you just flashed causing the issue.

...when the longest amount of text you've read recently is a logcat of why the alpha rom you just flashed didn't boot.
[HTC Rezound] hgoldner:
You know you're rooted when you've promised to come home early because it's the Mrs.' birthday but your favorite developer just dropped a new version of your ROM and, well.........
[HTC Rezound] DbZ Gokuu:
You know you're rooted when you spend more time wiping, flashing and restoring than actually using your phone

Sent from my Ice Cream covered Rezound
[HTC Rezound] Primevyl:
When you have more zip files on your desktop than shortcuts

Rezound on Ineffabils 1.3
[HTC Rezound] Volkaru:
You know you're rooted when your desktop looks like this...And it's changing every hour.
[HTC Rezound] jmoi923:
OMG! You ALL have made me laugh soooo hard (BECAUSE ALL THESE POSTS are soooooodamn true!), all I can say is, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
You know you're rooted when half of your 40 gb of data you used that month was downloading roms.
[HTC Rezound] ftmaniac948:
You know you are rooted when you only put your phone down to watch the bulls beat the heat!

I'm living on a yellow submarine
[HTC Rezound] Tachi91:
You know your rooted when you have .Smali nightmares
[HTC Rezound] DbZ Gokuu:
You know you're rooted when its 6am, you haven't been to bed yet, your power is out and you need your phones battery to last until morning for an alarm, and you can't help big brouse xda..lol.

(Currently happening to me :/ )

Sent from my Ice Cream covered Rezound
[HTC Rezound] who MIKE D:
You know your rooted... when you can ask somebody if they wiped and they respond with "No" or "Damn I forgot" and its not awkward
[HTC Rezound] PoorCollegeGuy:
You know you're rooted when a norm (read: normal person) asks you what phones you've owned and you somehow segway it into a 45 minute rant about your opinion of AOSP vs HTC Sense.

You know you're rooted when you pull the trigger on a 50GB Linux partition to "learn to dev".

You know you're rooted when the no s-off issue means more to you than Kony.
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
Anything means more than kony to me.

Sent from vigor running bamf 1.0 preview
[HTC Rezound] kevinlovesrice:
You know you're rooted when all your apps are gone......

#okface
[HTC Rezound] yojoe600:
you know your rooted when you restore in a certain order since you believe its faster.
[HTC Rezound] Scott:
Holly **** these are funny.
[HTC Rezound] AndroidGraphix:
You know your rooted when a boot loop screen doesn't faze you anymore.

You know you're rooted when you try to nandroid but it fails because your entire sd card is full of other nandroids.
[HTC Rezound] emarietta:
you know your rooted when you flashed the newest ruu and thought, ohhhh this is what stock is like
[HTC Rezound] dejahboi:
You know when you're rooted when you download every rooted app you think of and tell your friends you're rooted.
[HTC Rezound] Scott:
Ok ok... My turn....

You know your rooted when the homepage on your PC Browser is set to XDA Developers.
[HTC Rezound] racinwarrior:
You know you're rooted when your bootloader says "tampered"

sent from your mom
[HTC Rezound] cornjo:
You know you are rooted when you are up till 6 in the morning trying to regain root on your phone after relocking and running the New RUU and your not freaking out cause you have no friends to call and Google becomes your best friend.
[HTC Rezound] Fergusonfox7:
Very true lmfao!
[HTC Rezound] harajyuks:
Lol truu

Sent from my 4G HTC Rezound
[HTC Rezound] jackpot08:
You know your rooted when you correct people that your phone is rooted not jail broken
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
You know you're rooted when your overscroll glow is orange
[HTC Rezound] yojoe600:
i need that color lol
[HTC Rezound] somebodysomeone88:
You know you're rooted when you've been awake for over forty hours flashing different roms like they were a bag of skittles and you wanted to taste the rainbow.

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You know you're rooted when two of your three homepage tabs on your web browser are specific device XDA development forums.
[HTC Rezound] DbZ Gokuu:
You know you're rooted when one of your friends buys an iPhone and you pick her up and throw her outside into the snow and lock the door. (Yeah, I hate Apple that much lol)

Sent from my Ice Cream covered Rezound
[HTC Rezound] graymonkey44:
You know you're rooted when you keep going back to your Incredible to flash new ICS ROMS. Every time I pick that thing up, i think how much that phone was the ****.

You know you're rooted when you keep bothering you girlfriend to root her droid X.
[HTC Rezound] denpad2010:
You know you're rooted when your phone became an expensive shiny brick laying in your drawer lol (sorry my English just tying lol you know what I meant)
[HTC Rezound] I_FLY_Z3R0:
You know you're rooted when You comment on this and you don't even have this phone.

Sent from my iPhone killer.
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
You know you're rooted when you boot your phone and it says "android is upgrading"
[HTC Rezound] DbZ Gokuu:
You know you're rooted when you over hear the words "ice cream" in a stranger's conversation so you listen. Only to realize they're talking about real ice cream...

Sent from my Ice Cream covered Rezound
[HTC Rezound] cisco723:
You know ur rooted when u spend the night on the couch, cuz joelz just dropped a new rom so u wipe an install it, but your wife thinks ur deleting ur txt and ur hiding something....yeah it happens...!!

Sent from my sick rezound..
[HTC Rezound] krobbi:
You KNOW you are rooted..

You know you are rooted when you find yourself flashing roms on one phone while driving 72mph on the highway while taking a picture with the other :eek:
[HTC Rezound] spitzaf:
I'm guilty of that one.
[HTC Rezound] joebrady119:
.... When you can't sleep at night cuz your waiting for the next rom to drop!
[HTC Rezound] mrasquinho:
Conclusion:

You know you are rooted when you are rooted.

Epic root is epic!
[HTC Rezound] Kratz17:
Happened to me this morning. Lol

Sent From Ice Covered Blasting ReZound :cool:
[HTC Rezound] DbZ Gokuu:
You know you're rooted when you're flashing the newest version of CleanROM everyday :)

Sent from my Ice Cream covered Rezound
[HTC Rezound] kryptik06:
You know your rooted when someone with the same phone ask you how you have a custom boot animation
[HTC Rezound] Primevyl:
you know you are rooted when the thought of using a stock device makes you physically ill

Rezound Nils rooted

<Thunderbolt rooted

<<plain a$s incredible 2

<<<Droid Incredible rooted

<<<<OG Droid slop rooted
[HTC Rezound] dmeadows013:
You know you're rooted when the wet dreams you get are about bugless AOSP for the Rezound
[HTC Rezound] champdr0id:
you know you're rooted when you laugh at other people's bloatware.

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now that's just plain dangerous.

and you know you're rooted when you reach your thanks limit in less than an hour :)
[HTC Rezound] woodyt74:
You know you're rooted when...

you log on to Scott's thread for two days in a row and wonder if he's sick because there isn't a new ROM posted. :D
[HTC Rezound] hardfallen87:
You know your rooted when almost every day your on xda reading threads and flashing rom just to look at the clock and realize you have to be up for work in two hours.
[HTC Rezound] DbZ Gokuu:
You know you're rooted when Tapatalk replaces Facebook on your home screen :D

Sent from my Ice Cream covered Rezound
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
I made an account just to agree with you. And I want to start soaking up all the info here.

You know you are rooted when there is nothing on your phone that is off limits to customization.
[HTC Rezound] Scott:
Ahahahahaha!

Yep, happens to me too!

Ahahahahaha!
[HTC Rezound] guut13:
You know your rooted when you're reading these at work, laughing out loud so hard that tears are pouring out... and your co-workers are looking at you like you're a f*ckin' idiot.

Then you laugh even harder knowing they'll never get it and there is no point trying to explain.

This one was awesome.
[HTC Rezound] MrSmith317:
You know you're rooted when... you're willing to drop $10 on a USB cable from a gas station because that new ROM had unexpected results...at work
[HTC Rezound] kingofyo1:
I think I've got one to beat most..

You know you're rooted when you see an RUU drop, download it on a work computer, then download a driver pack for your phone and bypass anti installation features on said work computer to install said driver pack then forget to fully rename the downloaded PH98IMG because you were waiting to see if the relock would work properly. You then have to rip your SD card out and scour the entire office to find someone with an android device (all of which have iphones >.<) because you're bootlooping hboot. After an hour of searching for the holy grail android device to change one letter of a filename on your SD card, get it changed and successfully boot into RUU, you immediately flash CleanRom's 4.1

TL;DR

You know you're rooted when updating your phone is more important than your job
[HTC Rezound] johnwaynegacy:
... You can flash cm9
[HTC Rezound] rfarrah:
You know you're rooted when you want to do a nandroid backup and you start it and then put the phone in your pocket so you can continue to work on other things. And then an hour or so later wonder why you haven't received any phone calls, texts, or emails. (Because it's still sitting on the "Done!" screen in Amon Ra or CWM.)
[HTC Rezound] hceuterpe:
Because you need to backup with TB first before you can run iOS 5, on T-Mobile's network, all while on your Rezound.
[HTC Rezound] Scott:
Been there done that!

True that to both of them! Been in that situation before...

Ditto!

Wait, what?!?!
[HTC Rezound] Scott:
Ok, here's one...

You know your rooted when you wife (significant other) has to log into XDA to send you PM because you never see her!
[HTC Rezound] EmerikL:
Now that is funny.
[HTC Rezound] hgoldner:
You know you're rooted when you temporarily lose root but can't figure out how, and your tennis game goes to crap while you are distracted, thinking about what might have gone wrong.
[HTC Rezound] jmorton10:
Tennis??

Who has time to play tennis between ROM flashes?
[HTC Rezound] pmania:
You know you're rooted when one of your friends sees your phone in recovery mode and says "hey I didn't know you got a windows phone!" Lol
[HTC Rezound] championswimmer:
you know you are rooted when someone at a party says "hey you have that awesome 12/8 mp camera phone right? please take a pic of us" and you can only sheepishly reply "the new ics nightly doesnt have camera modules implemented yet"
[HTC Rezound] SteveG12543:
Been there, done that lol.
[HTC Rezound] Po1soNNN:
you know your rooted when you friend with the same phone asks why your lockscreen says "Do Work Son!" while his says "Verizon Wireless"
[HTC Rezound] Primevyl:
Or something fan boyish like "HTC forever"

»»Rezound merged with BusinessICS 2.3 by Nils««
[HTC Rezound] brock350:
when you still go check your old phones forums to see if there is any new ROMS to flash.
[HTC Rezound] fenguepay:
You know you are rooted when you are laughing quietly when you are at the gym and you see the person next to you on an iPod touch.
[HTC Rezound] fenguepay:
Or you know you are rooted when your friend asks how do you have 90% battery after no longer charging for 4 days.
[HTC Rezound] R187J:
You know your rooted when U can use ur rezound all day before u have to Plug It In :D
[HTC Rezound] championswimmer:
y ou know you're rooted when someone peeks from behind your shoulder and asks "hi..what app is that? it looks like dos? and why are you using the keys? touchscreen doesn't work?"
[HTC Rezound] tcinfantino:
You know you are rooted when you have 3 hours before you need to get to sleep, you think that is enough time to relock, flash new RUU, re-unlock, push recovery and flash newest ICS ROM....then screw up, unable to access the SD card, go to store to get a usb card reader for your computer, fix problem, and instead of being satisfied that you have the phone working right you flash the new ROM and then proceed to set it up exactly how you want it even though you will only end up with 2 hours sleep before work.

Yes this happened to me.

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Ha, showed mine to a friend and he asked "How did you get it to say 'Twilight Zone Wireless' instead of Verizon Wireless?
[HTC Rezound] jmichaels1982:
When you raise the limit for data usage warning to 120 GB to avoid annoying pop ups then raise it again and end of the Month because you exceeded it.

Ask not what your developer can do for you, ask what you can do for your developer.
[HTC Rezound] DbZ Gokuu:
Hahahahaha yeahh done that before! Also, love your signature lol

Sent from my Ice Cream covered Rezound
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
You know you're rooted one HTC puts in one stupid lib that breaks sense 4 on the rezound with data working
[HTC Rezound] Primevyl:
You know you're rooted when you stop solving phone problems for friends and family whom aren't rooted...

»»Rezound merged with BusinessICS 2.3 by Nils««
[HTC Rezound] Fergusonfox7:
You know you're rooted when you consider not flashing another rom "for a while" so that you can keep your goodies on temple run.... but still flash a rom.. :(
[HTC Rezound] Scott:
These are great!
[HTC Rezound] OLDsJUNKIE:
You know you're rooted when you can use "I was monkeying with my phone again" for an excuse when your girl or your boss can't reach you. And they just sigh.....
[HTC Rezound] rfarrah:
Yeah, and roll their eyes.
[HTC Rezound] bradsinram:
+ a million
[HTC Rezound] kryptik06:
You know your rooted when you get a new android phone and the first thing you do is visit these forums to find the root method.
[HTC Rezound] jaysckap:
You know your rooted when your Rezound looks like this

Sent from my Motorola StarTAC
[HTC Rezound] Primevyl:
Best. Signature. Ever!

»»Rezound merged with BusinessICS 2.3 by Nils««
[HTC Rezound] jchammer123:
Great minds think alike!!!
[HTC Rezound] ftmaniac948:
You know your rooted when looking at these in class, laughing out loud, then realizing you do the same exact thing

I'm living on a yellow submarine
[HTC Rezound] championswimmer:
so i was forwarding some of these jokes to my best friend who

1. is a girl

2. doesn't own Android

3. has no idea about rooting

and here's her reply

u r rooted wen u keep sending this " u r rooted....." xda-stuff to ur frnds just coz u can relate to it.... n bug them... :P ok jk lol
[HTC Rezound] Wendemixda:
I can totally relate to that. Let's hope they won't create a DWF law.
[HTC Rezound] ijustwantmydock:
You know you're rooted when you flash a Rom right before school then take every opportunity to restore apps/settings etc
[HTC Rezound] evilstewie23:
I can relate
[HTC Rezound] SteveG12543:
You know you're rooted when you saw the S-OFF post in the dev section and have been checking XDA every 5 minutes since then, hoping for it to be publicly released and trying to learn as much information as possible about the required HBOOT versions and such lol.
[HTC Rezound] DbZ Gokuu:
Yeah tell me about it. I think Scotty is testing it too :)

Sent from my Ice Cream covered Rezound
[HTC Rezound] SteveG12543:
Yep, I heard that too. Apparently he's not having any luck, but he's still trying.
[HTC Rezound] DbZ Gokuu:
Watch him brick his brand new phone :p

Sent from my Ice Cream covered Rezound
[HTC Rezound] SteveG12543:
You know you're rooted when you brick your phone trying to get S-OFF lol.

I really hope he doesn't though. :(
[HTC Rezound] Zaihanzainal:
You know you're rooted when you're trolling other ppls forums cos you've read all the threads in your own forums.....

You know you're rooted when you rush all the work you have to do at the office within 30 mins and use the rest of the 7 1/2 hours modding your phone and checking xda for updates ..... (daily...)

You know you're rooted when you look at the xda app and say to yourself 'I bet this would look nicer in (insert color here)...

You know you're rooted when you are looking at the word REStaurant but your mind is thinking res folder.....
[HTC Rezound] magicnanners:
So true lol.
[HTC Rezound] sknight13602:
You know your rooted when your English professor suggests you and your buddy don't sit by eachother cus your checking eachothers benchmarks and suggesting root apps all class.
[HTC Rezound] magicnanners:
You know your rooted when you stealthily flash a rom in class.
[HTC Rezound] sknight13602:
+1 do that all the time
[HTC Rezound] bradsinram:
**** I'd give that a +2
[HTC Rezound] bradsinram:
You know your rooted when you saw that post, called your friend in the middle of class and have him speed you home so you can be the first person with s-off
[HTC Rezound] graymonkey44:
You know you're rooted when you spend like 3 hours trying to install linux, figure out how to configure ssh and have someone help you open port 22 so you can try to get s-off. Then during the process lose connection with host and spend another hour reconfiguring the port so we can actually perform the process that literally takes 2 seconds.
[HTC Rezound] GrayBoltWolf:
You know you are rooted when your friend wonders how you got ICS. :)
[Android Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Stefoos:
I have to make a project for my college. I need somone to help me with

some Map things. if anyone think that he can help me sent me a pm.

I will give some money for his help!

Thank you guys
[General Questions and Answers] KAM Macklane:
explorer...is giving troubles with its internet browser???????? any1 know, how to solve it?