[Fascinate General] skynet11:
Inspired by jawman27's glossary (http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1513143), I copied my own post from the old thread and decided to make my alternate version into its own thread so as not to hijack his thread. His thread deserves to be stickied as does droidstyle's guide, but obviously my lulz variant does not deserve to be stickied. Anyway, here goes:

adb - Our favorite Uberdev forgot to finish his alphabet packet (just kidding, Uberdev ;))

AOSP - a mistaken spelling for soap; even our elected lawmakers forgot to finish their alphabet packets, because they tried to make showering mandatory when they tried to pass a bill called SOPA.

.apk - file extension for an application. In this economy, we often have to file many applications to get even one interview for a job.

Auto Reboot - sometimes, with no warning at all, while you're in the middle of playing Angry Birds, your phone just automatically reboots, usually indicating something wrong with your installation. This is occasionally a bug in the ROM or kernel, but if you're a noob, it's probably your fault :p

Bloat - this is a nice way of saying you have gas because you ate a few too many chili dogs.

Brick - what thugs sometimes throw through your window so you'll be too scared to snitch on them.

Clockwork Recovery - when your kitchen clock is dead, you may have to replace your battery so it will recover.

Debloated - see Bloat above - this is how you likely feel after you pass gas.

Droidstyle's Guide - this makes it much easier for experienced users to answer noob questions in ROM threads; instead of actually answering the noob's question directly, you can say "just look at Droidstyle's Guide." This saves a ton of typing and a ton of time. Think of it as prescribing chicken soup for a patient regardless of what's wrong with him or her :p

Eclair - the last thing patients with tooth decay should eat, and the first thing we actually eat.

Force Close - this was what Circuit City stores had to do when the economy tanked and all the customers were getting their electronics from Best Buy.

Flash - what nutjobs sometimes do in public when they disrobe.

Freeze - either what you have to do to your ice cream sandwich to keep it from melting, or one of the villians in the movie Batman and Robin.

Froyo - what hipsters tell themselves is more trendy to eat instead of ice cream.

Gingerbread - building material for a house in a German fairy tale.

GeeWiz - what kids used to say in the 1950s when their parents grounded them.

Ice Cream Sandwich - another bad idea for people with tooth decay. See Eclair above.

Kang - either a nickname for Captain Kangaroo, or one of the three old Klingons in the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode "Blood Oath."

Kernel - an individual piece of corn. You want as many of these as possible to pop (without getting burnt) when you microwave your pouch of Pop Secret.

KGB - the principal intelligence agency of the Soviet Union during the Cold War.

Lean Kernel - a low-fat flavor of Pop Secret. See Kernel above.

MIUI - a sound kittens often make when they want your attention.

OC - a teen drama series that aired on the Fox Network from 2003-2006.

Odin - one of the characters in the movie Thor.

Patch - what pirates sometimes wear over one of their eyes.

Quadrant - an entertaining but still useless performance benchmark that's easy to spoof. All you really need to know is this: muh quadz is biggern ur quadz.

Radio - what people used to listen to back in the 20th century :p

Recovery - what people have to go through after serious injuries or sicknesses.

Root - the part of a plant that keeps it anchored in the ground.

Samsung Drivers - NASCAR drivers whose cars have the Samsung logo on them.

Skin - what certain celebrities show too much of on the red carpet.

TB - an acronym for tuberculosis.

Troll - a short, ugly character from a fairy tale; these often live under bridges.

UV - a type of radiation that will give the aforementioned celebrities sunburn if they continue to show too much skin under direct sunlight.

Voodoo - part of a fellow XDA member's username. http://xdaforums.com/member.php?u=4500750

Wipe x3 - the minimum number of times you have to wipe after #tweetingwhilepooping.

zip - what men have to do after #tweetingwhilepeeing (this is often when men ease nature while sitting down so they can keep using Twitter on their Android phones).

Terminators run on Android :cool: