[Fascinate General] skynet11:
A few corrections:

adb - Our favorite Uberdev forgot to finish his alphabet packet (just kidding, Uberdev ;))

AOSP - a mistaken spelling for soap; even our elected lawmakers forgot to finish their alphabet packets, because they tried to make showering mandatory when they tried to pass a bill called SOPA.

.apk - file extension for an application. In this economy, we often have to file many applications to get even one interview for a job.

Auto Reboot - sometimes, with no warning at all, while you're in the middle of playing Angry Birds, your phone just automatically reboots, usually indicating something wrong with your installation. This is occasionally a bug in the ROM or kernel, but if you're a noob, it's probably your fault :p

Bloat - this is a nice way of saying you have gas because you ate a few too many chili dogs.

Brick - what thugs sometimes throw through your window so you'll be too scared to snitch on them.

Clockwork Recovery - when your kitchen clock is dead, you may have to replace your battery so it will recover.

Debloated - see Bloat above - this is how you likely feel after you pass gas.

Droidstyle's Guide - this makes it much easier for experienced users to answer noob questions in ROM threads; instead of actually answering the noob's question directly, you can say "just look at Droidstyle's Guide." This saves a ton of typing and a ton of time. Think of it as prescribing chicken soup for a patient regardless of what's wrong with him or her :p

Eclair - the last thing patients with tooth decay should eat, and the first thing we actually eat.

Force Close - this was what Circuit City stores had to do when the economy tanked and all the customers were getting their electronics from Best Buy.

Flash - what nutjobs sometimes do in public when they disrobe.

Freeze - either what you have to do to your ice cream sandwich to keep it from melting, or one of the villians in the movie Batman and Robin.

Froyo - what hipsters tell themselves is more trendy to eat instead of ice cream.

Gingerbread - building material for a house in a German fairy tale.

GeeWiz - what kids used to say in the 1950s when their parents grounded them.

Ice Cream Sandwich - another bad idea for people with tooth decay. See Eclair above.

Kang - either a nickname for Captain Kangaroo, or one of the three old Klingons in the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode "Blood Oath."

Kernel - an individual piece of corn. You want as many of these as possible to pop (without getting burnt) when you microwave your pouch of Pop Secret.

KGB - the principal intelligence agency of the Soviet Union during the Cold War.

Lean Kernel - a low-fat flavor of Pop Secret. See Kernel above.

MIUI - a sound kittens often make when they want your attention.

OC - a teen drama series that aired on the Fox Network from 2003-2006.

Odin - one of the characters in the movie Thor.

Patch - what pirates sometimes wear over one of their eyes.

Radio - what people used to listen to in the 20th century :p

Recovery - what people have to go through after serious injuries or sicknesses.

Root - the part of a plant that keeps it anchored in the ground.

Samsung Drivers - NASCAR drivers whose cars have the Samsung logo on them.

Skin - what certain celebrities show too much of on the red carpet.

TB - an acronym for tuberculosis.

Troll - a short, ugly character from a fairy tale; these often live under bridges.

UV - a type of radiation that will give the aforementioned celebrities sunburn if they continue to show too much skin under direct sunlight.

Voodoo - part of a fellow XDA member's username. http://xdaforums.com/member.php?u=4500750

Wipe x3 - the minimum number of times you have to wipe after #tweetingwhilepooping.

zip - what men have to do after #tweetingwhilepeeing (this is often when men ease nature while sitting down so they can keep using Twitter on their Android phones).

Terminators run on Android :cool: