[General Questions and Answers] Bob_Bobber0:
So I think my phone has been hacked out something. Last few weeks I've been getting mysterious calls from blocked numbers and a caller asking for me by name only to say "thank you" and hang up as soon as I identify myself.

I'm getting these creepy messages in english, spanish, and now arabic. They are about getting back at someone, or scandal or something. I had a voicemail that said "call me back mother****er" and other crazy **** happening.

I was using some pda app to tether my phone via usb to get internet on my laptop when this happened. Its as if I was just spliced into someone elses conversation over the web. My friend was texting me using his text free number. The messages I got were not sent by him but appear from his number. On his end the messages appear to come from me. My phone also started randomly calling my friends, sending messages 20x in a row. Just crazy crap.

I'm paranoid as **** right now. Can someone translate this?

Here is the whole thing up until the Arabic. Everything up until 2:52 is us talking..

Him [2:52 PM]:

01/02:i don't know..i queried, with, "you mean the miata forum he frequents?" or also, you mean the foam he pilfered for his at home studio that he said, emil ...

Him [2:52 PM]:

02/02:said i could take.. i'm not sure, take your pick

Him [2:52 PM]:

they just moved the date they didn't add more seats

Him [2:52 PM]:

and i said april 10th

Him [2:52 PM]: 4/10

Me [2:52 PM]:

yea that works

Me [2:52 PM]:

I'll be nearing the end and eveyrthing will be done

Me [2:53 PM]:

there are lots of tickets avail, that ppl are selling, my friend is gunna hook me up

Him [2:53 PM]:

sure sure

Him [2:53 PM]:

and sometimes i feel like it's necessary

Him [2:53 PM]:

exactly, that's what i told him..it's time for a new shade

Me [2:56 PM]:

what?

Him [3:02 PM]:

simply, yeah but it's such a shame that it's form ambiguously so

Him [3:02 PM]: because you can simply count on the contingent of apes that will inevitably take over

Me [3:04 PM]:

dude i dont know what you are talking about

Him [3:06 PM]:

did you talk to him about that? he said it's not true, that he only saw it from a distance

Me [3:08 PM]:

dude, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

Him [3:20 PM]:

i think it was the auto erotica asphyxiations

Him [3:21 PM]:

but either way, it's all about penetrating her bat cave

Him [3:37 PM]:

do you expect me to take YOUR word over that of an anonymous tipster?

Me [3:38 PM]:

dude i dont know what you are saying

STFU

Him [3:40 PM]:

fine, fine..have it your way.. I'll look into it when i have time but i can assure you, that i don't need help in sale-ing these good conditions

Me [3:41 PM]:

duuuuuuuuuuuuude

Me [3:41 PM]:

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE **** YOU ARE SAYING

Me [3:41 PM]:

shut the **** up

Me [3:42 PM]:

dude are you on crack or something?

Him [3:45 PM]:

i think it was something else going on in your woman theatre..sort of like a succubus

Him [3:45 PM]:

but stay off my manzone lest it be occupied with unsheathed, unmanned pounding

Me [3:46 PM]:

dude im done with this i can't handle what you're saying

Him [3:46 PM]:

congratulations on superior depositing.

Him [3:47 PM]:

and get rid of anything that stands in the way of your dreams

Then the Arabic came in and then I got the voicemail saying "call me back mother****er".

Then today I got this text message:

anyonymous@textem.net: yo muth****a, iz about to twis dis niggas cap. i seent you w/ my ***** in yo house. I been waiting fo u to show and you not goin no when iz gonna hit u up. no"

Then I got a ton of jumbled symbols and letters which I assume was more arabic (it showed up on my computer because I have that font or language add on)

Then I got this: yo no deseo que interfiriendo con mis chicas baja suma no m?s

It repeates like several times and then this: es una perra punk de asno y yo estoy a puto de ir todo loco en su asno alegre.