yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Hero CDMA Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] dirtroad:
Hey. Thanks for responding. I've tried. Still not working. Have flashed other roms too and the option is not there with those either. Tried a different cable. A different pc. I remember when it was working...my pc for some reason changed the drive letter that was associated with it. Im using a app to connect to wifi now in order to sync. If you have any other suggestions I appreciate it.

Merry Christmas to ya!

I managed to borrow another hero. It's not rooted. It did connect to my computer using my cable though. Is it possible a file that was/is on my hero got corrupted during one of my many flashes? I looked on the borrowed one, but I don't know what I'm searching for. If someone knows the file and location on the hero that allows for the usb mount, I can try to copy from the borrowed one to mine. Thanks.
[Hero CDMA Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] NineInchNails:
Its your pc. If it does it on every Rom you flash then it has to be pc. The drivers are probably wrong. Check out this link here and see if this helps you sir :)
[Hero CDMA Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] dirtroad:
Thank you sir! I'll check out the link and give it a shot...after the game;) With the other hero mounting correctly to my pc though, you dont think it's a file of some sort on my hero that has gotten borked, huh?
[Hero CDMA Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] NineInchNails:
here's a real test of that then. while connected to the pc, boot to recovery. go to mounts and storage, click usb mount. Your pc either will recognize it or not. if it doesnt work try reloading pc drivers like I posted
[Samsung Galaxy Nexus] WhiterThanWhite:
Is there any way for me to disable the automatic checking for OTA updates? I'm having the volume fix update pushed to me, but I don't want to install it because of CWM. Whenever I dismiss the notification, it just pops up again in about 20 minutes, which is quite annoying.

Any suggestions? Thanks.
[Samsung Galaxy Nexus] samjpullen:
yeah install it and re-install CWM... or update via CWM to something else e.g Modaco custom ROM....
[Samsung Galaxy Nexus] 4569294:
If I update and re-install CWM will I lose any of the date on my phone or my settings?
[Samsung Galaxy Nexus] Danny80y:
Should be fine..... but if you have CWM already do a Nandroid before trying so you can restore if you need to. Not sure what you would use to flash stock recovery tho... because you can't use the update unless you are running stock recovery.
[Samsung Galaxy Nexus] jasonrennie:
Does anyone have an answer to the original question---how to disable checking for OTA updates?
[Samsung Galaxy Nexus] badassirocz:
Install a custom rom... Other than that you can't stop it
[Samsung Galaxy Nexus] efrant:
http://xdaforums.com/showpost.php?p=21485951&postcount=4
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
I might have called this a Top Ten List if there weren't an almost unlimited number of ways to advertise one's noobosity. For the purposes of this thread, I'm defining the word "noob" as someone who is:

1. Either unwilling or too lazy to read simple directions prior to borking their phone because they skipped a vital step and virtually screaming "Halp Nao! OMG! Your stupid ROM bricked my phone!" Notice the difference from saying "I can haz halp plz - I took these (list specific steps) and now my phone won't boot"

2. Either unwilling or too lazy to do a simple search prior to posting a question that has already been answered multiple times in the thread they post it in. Granted, the search function in XDA is less than stellar (hint, hint) but you can usually tell whether the one posting the question at least made an effort to find a solution that's already been given to their problem

3. Making solutions even harder to find because of cluttering development threads with unhelpful or even useless posts like "Looks great! Flashing now!" or "Everything's working great! Thanks (insert dev here)!" Granted, devs like to be appreciated for their hard work just like anyone else, but that's what the Thanks button and the General section are for.

So, I would like to encourage everyone to post their opinions about the top ways to show everyone you're a noob, but to do so without being vulgar, abusive, overly personal, or a "dev snob," whatever that means ;)

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] :
how i put this on mi fone? this make fone fast lik 4g?????? o wait it not a rom....
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
I'll get us started (edit: mentose457 ninja'd me! Arrrrrrrgh!)

"I always wipe data three times before I flash a new ROM!" as if somehow the first wipe didn't really wipe all the data but left enough behind to bork the next ROM you use

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] buckwheat.phd:
big bad azz 14yr old with a skull logo brands all as either a noob or a troll. only two words in his little vocabulary. You guys ever wonder why this site suffers such a hostile rep?
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
I can only wish I was 14, but I certainly hope everyone does not fit the rather specific definition I put in the OP (I see my lulz thread is having the desired effect, though :D)

By the way, the logo is of a Terminator, the machine Skynet creates to hunt down John Connor (I guess the Terminator movies were before your time ;))

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] adude247:
For example..

Petty name calling or thinking your post will be the "one" to fix anything with XDA rep....
[Fascinate General] bigjobber69:
this is already starting out awesome, am i right buckwheat.phd? oh boy XDA never stops giving
[Fascinate General] chopper the dog:
hehe go back to your cough cough razr forum..... You can really pick out the type of people that would by that piece of S#!t.

good day.
[Fascinate General] adude247:
Or not knowing your out of your league before you post an attempted insult....
[Fascinate General] schu9120:
Does moms work on this room? I can't send pics
[Fascinate General] chopper the dog:
Nah. you won't find her here. Try 5th & Main St.

good day.
[Fascinate General] bigjobber69:
What the **** does this mean...learn to troll, I know its mms but still i had to
[Fascinate General] Hypnosis4U2NV:
HELP! I just flashed Enyo's Cup of Tea Honeycomb ROM and I can't make any calls and send any text messages!

Sent from my Commodore 64..

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[Fascinate General] droidstyle:
Nope... but I would like to thank you for being our next piece of troll bait!
[Fascinate General] adude247:
Not there either I dropped her off over on 69th a little while ago...
[Fascinate General] adude247:
Be sure to hit the thanks button for him....
[Fascinate General] Hypnosis4U2NV:
Who is this jt1134 guy?

Sent from my Commodore 64..

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[Fascinate General] adude247:
Justin Timberlake...
[Fascinate General] Hypnosis4U2NV:
OK, so I went into Odin and flashed the ROM under the "phone" option and I'm stuck at a blank screen and the phone is smoking.. Now what?

Sent from my Commodore 64..

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[Fascinate General] schu9120:
Damn it guys! Why didn't you remind her that she needs to pick enyo and me up from school at 3? Or 4. Or some other eta. We were supposed to go to the store and buy some honeycomb and ice cream sammys but all we have now is knockoff gingerbread cookies from October.
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
I wish I could hit the thanks button more than once for this one!

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] droidstyle:
I tried flashing ics alphalulz to my lg chocolate...now it just screamz lulz at me while it smolders. Oh pweeze somebody help now!!
[Fascinate General] adude247:
Hey now you have a chocolate ics nice...
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
What's wrong with TSM Resurrection?!? It totally fried my LG Vu!

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] Hypnosis4U2NV:
Can someone tell me where I can find Enyo's ICS Alpha Beta Delta 1555.88547 at? Thanks..

Sent from my Commodore 64..

READY.

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[Fascinate General] bobloblaw1:
/me Brags about my quadrant being bigger than your quadrant...
[Fascinate General] droidstyle:
Enyo just replied in his sdk honeycombless thread for josh to lock it Lulz...
[Fascinate General] Enyo.:
Because m going to create another one with all my roms and such without making new threads
[Fascinate General] hesh.monster:
85/3rds of 5/12 of all trolls agree...this thread will be gold :D

"I didn't say that...my Fascinate has a tiny troll inside it."
[Fascinate General] droidstyle:
Come on man troll back alittle would ya? Join in the fun...we troll you now you troll us....Troll Aboard ya dig?

Here ill start:

Im not sure which would be more functional, me flashing one of your roms, or just odining back to stock and dipping the device in your cup of espresso?
[Fascinate General] mezster:
Or number your releases by the number of features added/bugs fixed so that early releases look like later, stable builds and not the alphas they really are (even if you stole them).
[Fascinate General] mezster:
Taking your ball and going home, eh?
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
Another way to advertise your noobosity: "I always wipe data 3 times before flashing a new ROM. You should, too" and actually thinking you're imparting wisdom to everyone.

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] buckwheat.phd:
Look, dipswich. 3rd grade tells us you NEVER end a sentence with a preposition. It should read "where the alpha beta 1555.8857 at, ahole"?

man, you people
[Fascinate General] laureanop:
I read this one today "hey guys what does lulz mean"

"the relentless pursuit of the perfect rom"
[Fascinate General] laureanop:
"hey guys I'm trying to root my stock fassy but Su won't stick"

"the relentless pursuit of the perfect rom"
[Fascinate General] laureanop:
"hey guys I'm trying to install cm7 with the red all.tar recovery and....."

"the relentless pursuit of the perfect rom"
[Fascinate General] droidstyle:
I don't always wipe data, but when I do, I prefer to wipe 3 times. Keep wiping my friends. :D
[Fascinate General] TheBDub:
Who's roms?
[Fascinate General] adude247:
And in 1st grade we learn how to spell words "dipswich", or at least use words that make sense....
[Fascinate General] hesh.monster:
http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1378257

Please, help, phone stuck/Droid Charge

FTW

"I didn't say that...my Fascinate has a tiny troll inside it."
[Fascinate General] laureanop:
"Hello, I am running cyanogen release and my phone wont ring. It starts to play music off of my hard drive after the call is missed...thanks any help is appreciated."

. Nothing to add to that one . Picked up from general section

"the relentless pursuit of the perfect rom"
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
"dipswich"? really? Please take your personal attacks and petty 3rd grade name-calling back to your little Droid RAZR forum and stay there.

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] laureanop:
Dipswich: what BMW and other German auto makers use to check oil level. They phased out the dipstick in 2010

"the relentless pursuit of the perfect rom"
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
I got .tar-rred and .feathered, and I'm all red after the .tar was removed while I was in recovery.

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
Another way: get arrested for trying to infiltrate the Large Hadron Collider and claim you're from the future and you've come to save the world from the "communist chocolate" state it's destined to become http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man...collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] xactnode:
OK this is my findings so far.........

Can we get some screenies????

I know there are how to's but umm...
[Fascinate General] nitsuj17:
so to not make any more new threads, you are making a new thread? :cool:

and by your roms, you mean of course the roms of others that you have removed apps from and reposted?
[Fascinate General] nitsuj17:
sorry if this one was used already (havent read through every post)

"is there a way to root the (insert phone) without using adb? i tried to install it but it wont work, and I cant find gingerbreak in the market!?!? :( can someone make a 1 click root!?!?"
[Fascinate General] Hogwarts:
I always thought the term noob was for someone who was a troll / rude / griefer.

Maybe the term newb would be more appropriate to describe a new person who knows nothing haha.
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
Nope, it wasn't used yet... Good one!

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] OhioYJ:
"I can't get root to flash a new rom."

There is almost zero point to root these phones, with sobmany solid rom options.
[Fascinate General] adude247:
Finaly someone has come to bring us wisdom and give us guidance through these, oh wait, nevermind its a noob (newb so he understands there's no difference) getting our hopes up damn you enyo, your a bad role model to the other kids....
[Fascinate General] The Root:
From what I remember this is a left over habit from when an older version of cwm wouldn't wipe everything perfectly the first time and lead to force closes and data corruption. Since then, the error has been fixed and people just do it out of old habit.
[Fascinate General] droidstyle:
I dont always run enyos roms, but when i do, unbrickable mod is on standby. Keep bricking my friends.

Lets keep the dos equis one liners goin...anybody else?
[Fascinate General] Dj-Dubster_TN:
omgggg xD this thread is ausuummmm
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
I don't always ask noob questions, but when I do, I prefer to ask questions that have already been answered 5 times.

Stay cluttering, my friends...

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] icemanwbs:
I don't always flash unprofessional roms, but when I do I stay far away from anything from UBERDEV.

Stay rooted my friends.
[Fascinate General] sageDieu:
There is actually a marked difference between noob and newb... a newb is someone who is willing to learn or work to get where he wants to be. For example somebody who just bought the Fascinate and comes here asking how to do stuff just because they've never had the opportunity to learn before. once they are pointed in the right direction they usually figure stuff out and help other people with their knowledge, and stop bugging the rest of us with questions.

A noob is usually someone who does the aforementioned things, but instead of learning after they are guided, or figuring things out, they continue to post dumb things, ask questions that they could figure out for themselves, etc and never contribute or help others. People who come into these threads and call others names and stuff, like the third or fourth post on the front page of this thread insulting skynet11.

As far as I know, most expressions like this come from things like counterstrike... for example a newb is a player who loses a lot because they haven't played very much and don't have the knowledge or time to have better weapons or skills... a noob is someone who is just bad at the game and uses exploits and cheap tactics because they don't bother to try to advance their skills. A lot of sayings like this come from counterstrike too, like the difference between owned and pwned... it isn't just a typo!

Sent from my MIUI SCH-i500
[Fascinate General] sageDieu:
I don't always reply to threads about trolling, but when I do it's with a history lesson.

Stay noobish my friends, you just got pwned

Sent from my MIUI SCH-i500
[Fascinate General] gunnermike:
[ROM][MTD]GunnerSexy version 23.578413.0590 Dec 06,2001

Im not sure if i put this in the right place, but here it is anyway.

I compiled this from source and added some tweaks of my own. So far im on my 7th day with no charge and im at 36% on my battery!!!!

Credits:

Enyo

danalo1979

so here it is!!!!!

GunnerSexy version 23.578413.0590

Mod Edit: Link removed
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
Trololololol!

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] Hypnosis4U2NV:
He can create ROMs based on science fiction alone.

He has more ETAs than all major shipping companies combined.

His threads are trolled before he can even open them.

He is the most laughed at individual on XDA forums!

I don't always have ROMs ready, but when I do, I prefer to release them kanged.

Keep patiently waiting my friends!

Sent from my Commodore 64..

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[Fascinate General] skynet11:
An instant classic!

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
Another way to advertise your noobosity: claim to be able to port iOS and WebOS to the Fascinate, and then "make" (kang/mod) a kernel named after yet another non-Android OS.

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] JaeKar99:
Awesome ROM gummermike53! I am running it over-crocked and with a voodoo kernel and able to obtain a quadrant of 9,000.

Cannot wait till you add theme tweaks so it will run even faster..

By the way I'm trying to get the EH03 update and I cannot find the update under settings... HELP!!
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
Great! Just what we need! Yet another gunnermike theme! JK gm ;)

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] nitsuj17:
over crock-ing? now that sounds 1337 :p
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
Sounds like a big crock to me :D

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] droidstyle:
I dont always kang everybodies work and call it my own, but when I do, Xda becomes full of Lulz! Keep Trolling my friends!
[Fascinate General] laureanop:
What is excessive widgets?

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=20051799

I'm sorry brett, I couldn't help myself

"the relentless pursuit of the perfect rom"
[Fascinate General] yawdaert:
4. Kang people's stuff, get flamed, and then get your thread closed.
[Fascinate General] dogg94:
Rinse and repeat...

and I'm all outta bubble gum
[Fascinate General] mezster:
I don't always wipe 3 times....but when I do its front to back.
[Fascinate General] hesh.monster:
Post anything related to Quadrant scores...

Example here

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=20065943

Fascinate SCH-I500.04 @ 2.4GHz Benchmark

2.4Ghz?! He must be on Bada kernel...

"I didn't say that...my Fascinate has a tiny troll inside it."
[Fascinate General] gfosco:
5. Confuse Quadrant score for a Ghz rating * 1000.

6. ???

7. Profit.
[Fascinate General] gunnermike:
post an actual picture of your quadrent scores instead of a screen shot!!!

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?p=20065943<br /><br />Fascinate SCH-I500.04 @ 2.4GHz Benchmark

and not even a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
Another way: post a claim of 3+ days of battery life while neglecting to mention that you used the phone for a grand total of 15 minutes during that span.

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
Another way, related to ^^^: complain of 3-hour battery life while neglecting to mention that you were playing Angry Birds the whole time while ScoreCenter, Phandroid, Dolphin Browser HD, Facebook, and Twitter were all running in the background.

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] dogg94:
Argue with the dev of the rom about what it haz doesn't haz should haz and tell him he's being a douche...

http://rootzwiki.com/topic/10490-romawesome-sauce-eh09-fasc-touchwiz/page__st__70
[Fascinate General] droidstyle:
I dont always argue with devs, but when I do, my blind ignorance leads me to believe I know more about the rom then they do...Stay noobish my friends!
[Fascinate General] xwhofarted:
Wow you know what would make this better? If some one made a list of ways to show if you are a noob!

.......Two Posts Later...........

What is OP?

Sorry New here :P

-----OR--------

[Noob]Man i need to post five more times so i can finally post in the Dev forum

[Seasoned user] Why? if you need something Post in the Q&A section

[Noob]No Why post there?

[Seasoned user] Well what do you want to say to the Dev?

[Noob] Oh i have a question about the rom........

[Everyone]----FACE PALM------

Lol that one is my favorites
[Fascinate General] dogg94:
I honestly wish I was clever enough to come up with those as they are pretty good, I sat here reading a few trying to but alas...I'm a Luer..:confused:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=luer

edit: I posted some background to this term in the noob forum ;)
[Fascinate General] the entity:
That's supposed to happen. Just wait 5 minutes and you'll see the splash screen... The battery explodes (which is also normal)
[Fascinate General] bobloblaw1:
Okay guise. I didn't have a camera to take a picture of my screen or a mirror so I could use the fascy cam but I drew you all a picture of what I see that shows my my leet quadz.

2 things:

1. I keep jumping through time randomly but it only seems to happen when I'm on the highway. I think this is a glitch in the Bada kernel. It's cool but I get confused where I am and the GPS takes too long to lock so I don't know where I am.

2. Does anyone know how to program the phone to show the real time? I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF IT DISPLAYING 12:00. UGH DEVS TEST YOUR ROMS BEFORE YOU RELEASE THEM.

3. Thanks for all the help and everyones hard work!! I can't wait for you all to spend hours with me trying to fix my issues while I ignore everything you say and I do what I want to fail at fixing it and then complain that you didn't fix my phone. =) =) =)
[Fascinate General] hesh.monster:
Lest we not forget the one's who dredge up a year old thread to boost their posts...so they can post dumbass questions in the dev section.

Once this collaboration is nice and filled up it should get sent off to Azrienoch to make a new "So you're a noob on Xda" video. :D

"I didn't say that...my Fascinate has a tiny troll inside it."
[Fascinate General] dogg94:
***Success*** I literally laughed out loud at this, well played
[Fascinate General] adude247:
Another noob give away is still thinking enyo's work is the best ever and is all his....
[Fascinate General] neh4pres:
My phone is running 2.4 ghz
[Fascinate General] Hypnosis4U2NV:
My house phones are 2.4ghz and 5ghz so what's the big deal? Yeesh!

Sent from my Commodore 64..

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[Fascinate General] mkuehl06:
Posting a kernel, having a previous version out two days ago and saying "don't remember" what you changed.

I don't always change stuff, but when I do, I can't remember ****. Stay lazy my friends

Edit: probably the stupidest joke I've ever come up with. But im at work and bored outta my mind.
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
A legit question often asked by noobs (not a bad question, so I'll provide the answer)...

Q: How do I root so I can install a ROM?

A: Download the ROM of your choice onto your sd card, Flash Clockwork Recovery in Odin and use that recovery to install your ROM, or just download a complete Odin package containing a rooted ROM.

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
Why haven't you updated your ROM in over 2 weeks?!? Where have you been?

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] droidstyle:
Odin does not see my device...HELP!
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
<<White Knight Wannamod comes riding to the rescue>> You stupid noob! Mods please ban this tool! Mr. Dev has a day job, a family, and does this for free! Did you sniff gasoline fumes as a child? This is what's wrong with XDA, stupid entitled tards like you cluttering this thread!

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] TheBDub:
Odin needs better glasses then, especially after enyo gets done turning our phones into 10.1" galaxy tabs with his honeycomb sdk port
[Fascinate General] laureanop:
Or better yet sarcastically so the noob can't figure out if you're being serious or not

Edit: what the hell did I quote?

"the relentless pursuit of the perfect rom"
[Fascinate General] skynet11:
I put the protip in a quote box to set it apart from the white knight part. For that reason, the protip didn't carry over to your quote.

Has anyone seen John Connor?
[Fascinate General] mobile_sensei:
You might be a noob if: "Launcher2? I only have 1 launcher, the 1 that comes with the rom."
[Fascinate General] mobile_sensei:
"I know it says this is only for the Galaxy S II, but shouldn't it work on my Samsung Fascinate, since they are both made by Samsung & both are running the Android theme?" - 1 of my favorite noob quotes