yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] kangfu84:
Just squeezed one out right before typing this.

Its the newspaper of the modern age.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] lacrossev:
bought mine specifically for this purpose, laptop was starting to burn my lap
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] goodintentions:
Thanks for the graphics.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Kumabjorn:
If I'm reading on my Kindle app I will bring it along. If I'm reading something good paper might be replaced by autoazomai
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Tubular:
Well the TF can replace a book. It's a multi-use device and one of those uses is ::GASP:: an e-reader!

It's the modern equivalent of people reading a book on the toilet back when these didn't exist. I don't personally do it but there's nothing strange about it IMO, it's business as usual in this age of fancy electronics. I'm sure they took craps while reading papyrus books too. :p

Slightly off-topic, it has been said that those who read on the toilet are smarter than those who don't. I forgot where I read this, it may be junk science. It may just be that if you're willing to get your "read on" while crapping you're obviously more interested in reading than those who don't.

It has also been said that you can get some nasty hemorrhoids if the reading keeps you in there longer than you normally would. :rolleyes:
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] cis.snakeman:
Ahah me too, but with or without the keyboard ? :confused:
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] AcIdC0R3:
Don't you know that methane emissions are harmful to the Transformer?? :eek: j/k :D Yep when I pinch a loaf I'll read Pulse. :eek:
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] jananan:
my diet consists of a lot of fibres. ;)

i dont usually take my electronic devices with me when i take a crap.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] rpavich:
What better place to ...ahem....clear the mind? :)

Yes...! I admit it! I do TF on the throne!!
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] life64x:
I do, because of some of the crap I read in other XDA threads....:D
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] magicdave26:
You read crap on the toilet ? Well I never ! :D

--

I don't think I have taken it to the throne yet.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] WhotahnHTC:
guess where the TF & I just left.... The mobile command post!
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] turbulent28:
Dropping the kids off at the pool just now...

But of course I do. I look for the tablet before I even go in
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] scoobdude:
I use my phone. Much easier one handed operation.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] SiL3nTKiLL:
hehe i always use mine in the bathroom. easier than taking my laptop in there lol
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] dOCnOK:
of coure i do, thats why they called it tablet :P
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] cis.snakeman:
I'm quite worry to ask what are you doing with other hand xD
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] life64x:
Yea....some people read tea cups or a crystal ball to tell the future...all I see is crap for mine...:D....in this thread.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] carrrnuttt:
I use in the tub too. I put in a double-lock gallon ziplock bag, which is just the perfect size for the TF.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Tjwoo:
No,

If I did, i wouldn't know about all the wonderful ingredients that go into a shampoo bottle.

Ingredients: Water, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Lauramide DEA, Glycol Stearate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate, Panthenol, PEG/PPG-14/4 Dimethicone, Acetamide MEA, Lactamide MEA, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium, Chloride, Magnesium Sulfate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Propylene Glycol, Hypericum Perforatum (St. John's Wort) Extract, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Extract, Arnica Montana Extract, Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Extract, Aesculus Hippocastanum (Horse Chestnut) Extract, Hedera Helix (Ivy) Extract, Citric Acid, Disodium EDTA, DMDM Hydantoin, Sodium Chloride
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] thebadfrog:
Thanks....This made my day. It was completely unexpected.

hahahahahahahaha
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] asdfuogh:
I can watch half a netflix (a whole one if I haven't been eating correctly ._.) episode, or get stuck there for hours on reddit..
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] ryan stewart:
If there is a new economist out, sometimes. Otherwise I tend to be quick with my work. I might have my phone on me though.

Tweeting this post might stop people from borrowing your Transformer.

---------- Post added at 05:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:46 PM ----------

I only shower but if I did take baths I would do this just for the awesomeness. I do something similar with the phone when camping, put it in a small ziplock. Ive found the screen works relatively well through it.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] bighulk666:
i'm on pulse when dropping a double deuce, lol
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] reaperzero:
Hhhhggg just dumped one
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] jerrykur:
Really!!!

I guess those Windows Phone 7 commercials were correct.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] atz6975:
I guess overclocking and undervolting could become an issue...unexpected reboot and FC can be lethal!
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] thebadfrog:
This also works for hot tub use as well. I've actually dropped my Nook Color and the bag saved the device from early death
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] brando56894:
Hell yea I do.

Amen Brother! :D
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] i9apps:
I use it mostly on the bathroom :)

Sent from (the bathroom) my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Wybo:
I am in bath right now :)

I made a sort of desk over it, where my docked TF is on :)
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] fangface007:
Every day - however, it is off for RMA at the moment so I am lost at present - no angry birds / TV episode watching / random surfing now :(

I did previously use my Samsung Galaxy S but since moving to the Transformer I find the small screen a pain now.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] An0mander:
Hell yea I do. Wife and kids already know that when I go in, I'm not leaving until the legs are numb and that is usually because I got sidetracked on the Tablet playing a game, or reading some comics.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tonyz3:
Well here i sit

All broken hearted

Thought i would have time to read

But i only farted.:eek:
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] mr.bobharris:
Men used to read the newspaper when taking their morning dump, now they bring electronic devices. Its evolution, baby!
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] stippLe:
haha its funny im on the ****ter right now. my first time doimg this and i saw this thread while doing it. Its fate haha
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] :
You guys spend too much time on the toilet.

Taking a dump should be no more than a five minute affair.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] blastdabomb:
Which is good enough for random browsing, reading comics, or reading a few articles.

But a lot of people were reading newspaper on the toilet anyways so it's basically an improvement over a few pieces of newspaper.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] lrissman:
oohh.. now i know what that sound was followed by the nuclear wind....

to the OP. Yes, I do. :) on second thought though, I generally dont tell people because many people want to play with the TF when they come over (new technology right?).. On third thought maybe I should tell them...

Sent from my Transformer TF101
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] wynand32:
I prefer my tablet, because it's much harder to drop in... Phones are slippery little bastards.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Tybalt:
My girlfriend thought I was crazy the first time I brought it into the bathroom.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] DT39:
Daily use while doing no.2's I take my time and do a bit of browsing on the transformer can't beat it, the vote speaks for it self! :-)
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] goodintentions:
Recently a study done by staples found that about 30% of all tablet users use the tablet while doing #2. Actually, I find that hard to believe that the percentage is so low.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] uploder:
tf on the can @ home? all day. in a public bathroom? depends how clean it is... lol
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] evotuning:
always use my pad while a number 2 is in progress.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] diamantericos:
I should recieve mine in a few days.I plan to do just that, ill probably put velcro on the back, so I can stick it to the wall and watch a few videos. Ill link it to my desktop which has a tv tuner so I can watch live tv. I forgot the name of the app I use.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] wynand32:
That's just the nature of such surveys. Most sane people wouldn't admit to doing so, even in a completely anonymous survey. We, on the other hand, have no problem with announcing such a fact in a semi-public forum. So the survey results say less about how tablets are being used as they do about us... :D
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] neoghio:
Its the reason I bought the EEE Pad, Desire just didnt cut it when on the toilet :P
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] nonpaq:
But unfortunately, newspapers are far more useful if/when the toilet paper runs out.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] asdfuogh:
Unless you're using an iPad, I heard those scrape real well.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] uploder:
^^ heyyoooooooooooooooooooo! ( jason pitts voice)
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] psycho2097:
Lol this is one f best threads I hav read n the transformer forums in a long long time.....:D
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] CaNsA:
Not only do I use my TF101 while enjoying a satisfying #2, i provide informative updates via #asus-transformer.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] thebadfrog:
No wonder you give such crappy advice on IRC
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Paradaz:
I crimp one off twice daily whilst accompanied by the Tf'er
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] scottmog:
Well my phone is always with me. Its rather difficult to aim birds while blowing a vein on your forehead from pushing
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] SwiftLegend:
Just read some of The Odyssey on it for school while on my porcelain bowl.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Danzano:
Lol yes soon very soon probably end up playing Mario on the rd on the toilet to ha ha btw i'm in the bathroom right now plus one for everyone in this thread
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] denenatse:
all the time
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] RaistlinMajere:
Nothing beats the TF for portable porn.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] SparkyRih:
Why would it be wierd to read from a tablet while you're on the toilet...

But it does stay at reading things.... I feel wierd when I start chatting with people XD
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] lrissman:
chatting, emails, research, general working -- I was doing all this on the crapper long before the TF was ever about on my BB, the TF just makes it a bit bigger..

Now, the front and rear facing cameras are new... i wonder what excitment I could cause with those...

Sent from my Transformer TF101
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Erusman:
Of course. I even had some toliet paper stuck to it when i came out. lol
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] hairyonion:
never drop the kids off without it
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] AlexTheStampede:
I personally don't. It takes me little time, AND if I get sidetracked, I do it spectacularly: the only time I had something to read... I've read it all. All two hundred something pages of the book. Wikipedia has already claimed several nights of my life, really no need to make things worse lol.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Jisonga:
I do use mine in the bathroom but when i am soaking in the bath. I either listen to music or catch up with some youtube action.

Jason.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Paran0idAndr0id:
Enjoyin my tf while taking a dump. Now i can google the ingredients of a shampoo too
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] reaperzero:
lol someone else had the same idea XD
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] danofsteele:
oh hell yeah:D
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] jmccarter:
Cool, my next android app is on the radar: something to keep your legs from falling asleep while using the TF on the pot.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] EP2008:
You guys don't worry about bacteria? I mean, seriously, I hope you wipe that transformer down with alcohol when you're done! So digusting.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] bleached45:
THERE IT IS!

I knew I would find this in here.

Lol.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Paran0idAndr0id:
I don't play with the thing which flushes down the toilet usually. Don't know what you doing in the toilet.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Mattamac230:
it fits perfectly on my legs when i am on the toilet, never gets too hot either, and if i get tired of the keyboard on i just take it off and continue reading or whatever.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Zeon45:
Im using it right now !
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] deadman3000:
Hope you wipe...your TF that is.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Leachman:
This thread rules.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tonyz3:
um does this look like your bathroom.

:D
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] goodintentions:
My bathroom is probably the cleanest place in my home. The bacteria you speak of is just your paranoya talking.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] EP2008:
Really? Try getting those UV black lights that detect urine and see how "clean" your bathroom really is. You know the fecal contamination in restaurants are always linked to chefs and cooks not washing their hands properly.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] deeren:
Who cares about bacterias. As a matter of fact, they are everywhere. It is not like you are going to lick the tab after . Lol.

Every morning, a hot coffee and the tab in my hands, on the royal throne awaiting for the majestical dump.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] AlexTheStampede:
I kinda see his point. How many smudges has your screen? Last time you brushed your eyes/scratched your nose/bitten your fingernails?

I do have soume doubts about the actual "contamination" but the unwanted spreading of bacteria is relatively easy to understand.

BTW did you know that the average keyboard is more dirty than a toilet bowl? Guess wich gets cleaned often and with bacteria killing and powerful acids? And what gets never cleaned? I hate using other people's computers, always warrants a good wash of hands afterwards.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] kkoenen:
@OP Glad you didn't ask for pictures
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] chienb:
splashtop to desktop 10 ft away
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] DilloDroid:
Ifn I want to.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] gtsfrost:
anyone got a special "case bag slot thingy" in the toilet? I usually use that to keep my tf after usage, to wash my hands =D
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] goodintentions:
Yesterday on the train I talked to a husband and wife who each owned an ipad 2. When I mentioned using the tablet in the bathroom, the husband was like "ya, it's great man" and the wife was like "ya, it's disgusting how he spends forever in there with his ipad". The husband then said if he could have his way he'd put a tv in the bathroom.

Haha.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Solaris_irc:
I don't, I use my galaxy tab for that :D
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] CaNsA:
Im laying a cable right now.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] thebadfrog:
Ahhhhh....so your talking? :D
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] psijac:
ther are two kinds of tablet owners: Those that admit to using their tablet on the toilet, and liars
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] EP2008:
More like those who care about hygiene and those that don't...

I should point out that a HEALTHY bowel movement should take less than 30 seconds... if you are unhealthy and constipated, perhaps you need to figure that out rather than playing with your tablet while on the can 0_o
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] thebadfrog:
But it takes longer to spank the monkey and the TF is necessary for that :)
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] CaNsA:
LOL WTF!

A "Healthy" dump requires no straining. It "just falls out with great ease"

30 second ****...... must be like
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] deeren:
The problem of hygiene in this scenario is just hysteria. Just to give you an idea... when you finish taking a dump, do you wash your hands first, then pull up your pants or is it the inverse..( dump-pull up pants-wash hands) If thats the case, then those worrying about hygiene... should also change their underwear and pants after each dump cause you have touched them before washing your hands. everytime you go to a public place, wash your hands. be it in the metro,bus,office. even when taking money coins or notes (which by thw way have passed through thousands of hands), you should wash your hands....
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] thebadfrog:
Uhhhhhh.....I carry a gallon of hand sanitizer in an easy to carry shoulder pack so I can wash my hands constantly. I also do not go out in public or touch money. My house is surrounded by a plastic bubble and the air is tripple scrubbed before I breath it. I also do not wear clothing and have a shower in the toilet so I can shower after every pee or poo.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] deeren:
Sincerely I was expecting a bashing of my post but damn I didn't expect this one coming.lolzzz. that's a good one. :P
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Eddie Bombay:
I'm just trying to figure out how it takes so long for you guys to take a dump. I tried to use my celly in the restroom and the second I unlocked it to look at it I was done.

You should be in and out of the restroom within a few minutes (unless you're jacking off of course).
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Floating Point:
Thats normal to me. People get magazines and newspaper to the toilet, whats the diference if it's a tablet, cell phone, psp, ds, whatever...

When I'm watching something and I feel a need to use the toilet, I just take the tablet along hehehe.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] JaiaV:
Sometimes people also use the toilet at work as an excuse to not be in the office for a little while. Also, (beware, anecdotal evidence!) lots of people in the area I live tend to eat low fiber high protein diets where the movements can be a bit long in the making.

Me, personally it depends on how I'm feeling. I tend to vary my diet a bit and not always eat enough fiber so I end up reading a bit on the toilet. Or maybe I just feel like sitting somewhere private and quiet for a few minutes.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] CaNsA:
Once again I am laying a cable.

'Tis nice
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] leerobson99:
Not so much my tf but defo my nexus s, it's the law lol the amount of time I skip at work because of this is unreal.

Sent from my Nexus S
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] mrirvs:
Definitely prefer the nexus one in this scenario as it fits nicely in the top pocket during those times when the hands are pre-occupied - the TF would be more of a nightmare :-)
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tinybfk:
At home yes unless people are watching... At work i usually leave it in the office and just take my E4GT. When camping... Well lets not worry about camping.

Sent from my §ãM§ûñG GåLâXÿ §2 éPîç 4G TøùçH
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] AlexTheStampede:
Just don't try to patent the idea, it's kinda old news, wikipedia says around17th century. Cleaner cultures have been using this fabled thing called "bidet" for quite a long time.....
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] chatch15117:
I just got a new toilet seat :D. Will be spending more time with my TF in there for sure.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] leonpr:
Either my Kindle or Transformer joins me on the crapper :P
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] jadesse:
What is the next thread going to be? "Do You Fantasize About Your Transformer During Sex"?
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] tinybfk:
Only on the weekends...

Sent from my §ãM§ûñG GåLâXÿ §2 éPîç 4G TøùçH
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] CaNsA:
laying another cable.

its brought tears to my eyes

its mahoosive.

watch out for splashback!
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] flozilla:
Yesdo

Doing it right now! :D
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Fermbiz:
I am laying the law down as I type this.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] uploder:
lol i love the fact that there are soo many different ways in the english language to describe dropping a deuce!
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Alakhai:
who needs to fantasize the trick is positioning
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Kermode:
I would if I had a place to put it.

(And no, I can neither read or reach if i put it on the floor)
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Paradaz:
Taking some marines for a swim-test right now!
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Floating Point:
I'm afraid my TF betray me and take a photo of me with the front camera while I'm doing my stuff in the toilet.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] thebadfrog:
I'm dropping some n00bs off at the pool right now
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] goodintentions:
That's nothing.

I recently installed gotya app. It's an anti-theft app. Without knowing it, I set it to taking a picture and posting it on facebook. Since I don't use facebook very often, I haven't been checking. Well, last night my sister called me and asked why I posted a bunch of pictures of me with weird faces. Went on facebook and holy crap there was a bunch of pictures of me in the morning, at night, in the bathroom, etc. How embarrassing...
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] scottmog:
ROFL!
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] smackdownn:
Wtf! I just cried laughing......! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] uploder:
currently :D its become quite the ritual lol
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] asdfuogh:
Isn't the function of the tablet to replace the books when using the toilet? :)
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] CalvinH:
I do sometimes, but my short and venerable RCCA collection is my prefered reading on the throne. I have already read the few magazines I have dozens of times.

Regards.
[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Paradaz:
Knocking one out.....;)