[Eee Pad Transformer Q&A, Help & Troubleshooting] Jazztrmpter:
Okay, got the repo added. I'm continuing the process now.

EDIT:

Adding that repo did not completely work. I got an error when updating. Here's what I added to the sources file:

and here's the error I get from apt-get update, and then trying to install qemu-user-static:

root@bt:~# apt-get update
Hit http://all.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution Release.gpg
Ign http://all.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/main Translation-en_US
Ign http://all.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/microverse Translation-en_US
Ign http://all.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/non-free Translation-en_US
Ign http://all.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/testing Translation-en_US
Hit http://all.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution Release
Hit http://all.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/main Packages
Hit http://archive.ubuntu.com precise Release.gpg
Ign http://archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise/main Translation-en_US
Ign http://archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise/restricted Translation-en_US
Hit http://source.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution Release.gpg
Hit http://64.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution Release.gpg
Hit http://all.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/microverse Packages
Hit http://all.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/non-free Packages
Hit http://all.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/testing Packages
Ign http://archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise/multiverse Translation-en_US
Ign http://archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ precise/universe Translation-en_US
Hit http://archive.ubuntu.com precise Release
Hit http://archive.ubuntu.com precise/main Packages
Ign http://source.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/main Translation-en_US
Ign http://64.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/main Translation-en_US
Hit http://archive.ubuntu.com precise/restricted Packages
Hit http://archive.ubuntu.com precise/multiverse Packages
Hit http://archive.ubuntu.com precise/universe Packages
Ign http://64.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/microverse Translation-en_US
Ign http://source.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/microverse Translation-en_US
Ign http://64.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/non-free Translation-en_US
Ign http://source.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/non-free Translation-en_US
Ign http://64.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/testing Translation-en_US
Ign http://source.repository.backtrack-linux.org/ revolution/testing Translation-en_US
Hit http://64.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution Release
Hit http://source.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution Release
Hit http://64.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/main Packages
Hit http://source.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/main Packages
Hit http://64.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/microverse Packages
Hit http://source.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/microverse Packages
Hit http://64.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/non-free Packages
Hit http://source.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/non-free Packages
Hit http://64.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/testing Packages
Hit http://source.repository.backtrack-linux.org revolution/testing Packages
Reading package lists... Error!
E: Dynamic MMap ran out of room. Please increase the size of APT::Cache-Limit. Current value: 25165824. (man 5 apt.conf)
E: Error occurred while processing libjaula-doc (NewFileVer1)
E: Problem with MergeList /var/lib/apt/lists/archive.ubuntu.com_ubuntu_dists_precise_universe_binary-amd64_Packages
W: Unable to munmap
E: The package lists or status file could not be parsed or opened.
root@bt:~# apt-get install qemu-user-static
Reading package lists... Error!
E: Dynamic MMap ran out of room. Please increase the size of APT::Cache-Limit. Current value: 25165824. (man 5 apt.conf)
E: Error occurred while processing libjaula-doc (NewFileVer1)
E: Problem with MergeList /var/lib/apt/lists/archive.ubuntu.com_ubuntu_dists_precise_universe_binary-amd64_Packages
W: Unable to munmap
E: The package lists or status file could not be parsed or opene

EDIT

I'm just going to use a live CD from now on and just do it that way to get it done. BackTrack isn't meant for this kind of work, although I would like it to be able to do it.