[Galaxy S II Original Android Development] Hacre:
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Should you arrive in this thread bereft of the basic intelligence required to remember to breathe in and out as needed and you ask questions/make posts that clearly demonstrate this fact, I'll be sure to give you the attention you deserve in this very post.

Yes it's normal. Your IQ isn't. What on Earth possesses you to even open SetCPU if you're looking for schedulers in there? Do you also complain to car manufacturers when you can't find your spare tyre in the engine bay or you find that a motorbike has no ashtray?

If only I had taken the time to write a FAQ post, on the first page of this thread that would answer this question...

I'd really like it if people with a shoe size rivalling IQ would refrain from giving advice to users of our kernel. Advising to wipe cache/dalvik before changing kernel is akin to advising checking tyre pressures because the gearbox just fell out.

Or in other words: "Hi, I'm too lazy to read threads or use the search function." This has been addressed in several posts in this very thread.

Wow, I really wish I'd taken the time to put a changelog on the first page after the download links. If I had, then surely no one would need to ask me what's changed in new releases. Thank you so much for highlighting my failing!

It would seem I live in a parallel universe, one where I'm sure I write things down yet they do not appear. This can be the only explanation for you not seeing "Voltage control via SetCPU from 800mV up to 1500mV" in the THIRD POST ON THE FIRST PAGE. Well there's that explanation, or there's you being a moron. Hmmm...

AND THE CURRENT THREAD RESIDENT INEPT BUNGLING RETARD AWARD GOES TO:...you. How the hell did you even manage to find this thread? In fact how did you even manage to survive long enough to use a computer? Or am I looking at this from the wrong perspective, should I be thrilled that a Chimpanzee has managed to procure a PC and an SGS2 and already managed to flash a custom ROM to it? You sir are the reason new scissors are labelled with "Warning: contains sharp objects". Answers to all of the questions you've asked are freely available throughout the SGS2 forum and in the form of guides all over the internet. So not only are you bereft of the basic intelligence required to figure out which way is up, you're also lacking the kind of effort that's required to carry out the most simple tasks like "find a useful collection of words" and "read a useful collection of words". Shame on you.

No it's not normal. This is outrageous. Thank you for submitting this bug report so that myself and netarchy can get to work right away on the part of the kernel that is supposed to suspend the space-time continuum when your phone goes into standby so that it uses no power whatsoever. You see we weren't sure whether to suspend time or have it invent hydrogen fuel cells and circumvent the battery during Deep Sleep so we opted for the far easier suspension of space and time. I'm awfully sorry that our experiment failed and we'll now look into kernel code that can combine matter and anti-matter for a low power sustainable reaction so that you lose no precious battery life at all while the phone is in standby. Or you could do us all a favour, including yourself and turn your phone off and never ever touch it again. That way the number of people you communicate with will be curtailed, your phone will never lose power and you'll never need to sully one of my threads again. You have all the intellectual creativity of a box of hair, a command of language worse than that of a deaf mute and an ineptitude so offensive it cannot be summed up in a single word, so I'll try three: You're a moron.

Yes. Kill yourself. Asking such a question means you're clearly beyond help, have no clue about overclocking and don't deserve such a nice phone. Free up some oxygen and resources for the rest of us please, thanks.

Might sound dumb? No no, it IS dumb. 4004mV is how much voltage is remaining in the battery you twatneck. Why are you asking what app you should be using when it is clearly stated ON THE FIRST PAGE OF THE THREAD?. How has it escaped your grasp when editing voltages that are all ~1000mV that over FOUR THOUSAND millivolts might just be something else?? In fact how did the words BATTERY VOLTAGE not clue you in after changing CPU VOLTAGE? You're a (unfortunately) breathing example of never underestimating the lowest level of stupidity. If brains were chocolate bars yours would be labelled "Fun Size".

This guy calls himself a developer. Yes your "#twiter" link is a fail because a: it isn't spelled properly and b: it 404s. Why keep it there if it's a dead link? Because you didn't know until it was pointed out to you, that's why. As for "I don't think that people in usa are much clever"....oh the irony. If your kernels run as well as you post I'm sure scattered around the XDA userbase is a smattering of dead or unresponsive SGS2s. Which wouldn't surprise me. Taking a look at your kernel thread it's clear that you've as much clue as a lobotomised Orang-Utan. More steps on your CPU frequencies than there are on the stairway to heaven, you think somehow that 500MHz uses less power than 200MHz, governors included that anyone doing five minutes of research would know they're unstable, you advertise standard kernel features as unique features in your kernel (CFQ, CFS, boy those sure are new features!) and to top it all off you've got the cheek to take code from Ninphetamine and then come here and ****post. I've more chance of developing film in direct sunlight than you have of developing anything close to competent and the fact that you have the audacity to consume bandwidth on the internet offends me. If braincells were matchsticks you couldn't light a candle, so kindly return to your thread full of fail and leave us big boys and those of us with IQs higher than room temperature to get on with grown up things, mkay?

Holy **** an actual threat of violence from the internet. Hahahahahaha. At least I think that's what it is. You "know that your fists yes"....I can only assume this is a threat...unless you're chatting me up and want to fist my bottom? I'm not that way inclined mate, sorry.

I'm revoking the other guy's retard award because you've single handedly come into the post and shown us in fewer than 20 words just what being a hap-hazardous retard with an IQ smaller than a bullant's testicle and the sharpness of a dull stick of butter what being a retard is all about.

No no, please, pray tell, how running a different ROM will magically make a CPU run at 1.6GHz when it wouldn't before? This, you cretinous simpleton, is akin to giving a steam roller a paint job and expecting it to pull an extra 100mph as a result. Please promise me that's the last time you ever post on the internet, because if you keep this up you'll dilute the global IQ so much we'll all start eating our shoes.

Oh yippee the language police arrived. I'm so pleased you found the opportunity to take time away from your perfect life your perfect wife your perfect children and your perfect job situated high within that glorious and shining ivory tower of yours to descend upon us normal folk to educate us about our terrible language and vulgar manner of insulting those whom we only see as morose shambling idiots who cannot even manage to search a thread, whereas you see them as gleaming examples of humanity, bereft of love, attention and experience.

Well, as you're now down here on planet Earth, you globulating and sickeningly sweet preacher of goodwill, may I first introduce you to the word hypocrisy. Often rife among your dogooding kind, it means that you sit on high quaffing down pints of innocence and regurgitating it upon us regular folk as some kind of moral education, while still sneering like a ****ing 1930s cartoon villain. If you could get the shine of your halo out of your eyes for a few seconds and deign to look upon the unwashed masses, you'd recognise that dishing out lessons in manners doesn't often mix well if you throw in a dash of "insult their lack of any life worth living" or "let's have a pop at his wife".

You sir, are a **** but not only that, you're the worst type of ****. I'd rather deal with 20 of EACH of every idiot that precedes you in this posted collection of horrors than one of you, you vile and pathetic excuse for a human being. How dare you feign to come into my thread and chastise my use of language when you can't even ****ing spell let alone string a sentence together. You're not only offensive to the morals you're offensive to the eyes, you write down pure eye cancer and I implore you to stop.

I have never and will never excuse anyone's lack of common sense. There's a difference between not knowing and not even having the wherewithall to help your sodding self. I berate the latter and assist the former, whereas you don't flap your ****in caviar chompers unless there's some moral crusade to embark upon. How about you be honest with yourself and realise that you only arm yourself for combat and mount upon your trusty forum steed to put right what mere mortals like me have wronged, to give yourself grace and relief from the sorry, putrid and langquidly depressing state your own life is in. How about you spend even half the effort you spent ejaculating that illiterate and berating post into my thread, on sorting your own miserable existence out and then maybe we'd both be a lot happier. Your insignificant blip of an existence wouldn't be quite so worthless to you and maybe, just maybe, you'd keep your hypocrisy laden lectures to yourself which would in turn make me very happy indeed.