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[Off-topic] Danial723:
Granted...but now it just blows all the time.

Wish I didn't have to go to my cousins wedding today :(
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
Granted but you have to go to it tomorrow!

I wish that this wish may be corrupt less
[Off-topic] ShadowCodeGaming:
Granted, but now you don't wish anything.

I wish i had a HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] Danial723:
granted....but it is already hard bricked.

Wish I could poop.
[Off-topic] peanut1596:
Granted, but you have a terrible infection so it's bloody and it burns.

I wish I didn't have to work today.
[Off-topic] geekgie:
You will now work everyday for the rest of your life....without bathroom breaks.

I wish the weekend lasted forever.
[Off-topic] peanut1596:
Wish granted, now you're never gonna make money and you will become a hobo.

I wish I got a raise.
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
Granted but your job ends a few days after.

I want a nexus 7 ... that isn't hard bricked!
[Off-topic] ShadowCodeGaming:
Granted but the Nexus 7 has been burned by a fire ( pun intended )

I wish i had $1.000.000
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Wish granted but the dots turn it into $1

I wish i was admin of xda :D:cool::thumbup::beer:

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] Danial723:
your wish is granted....but everyone moves to rootzwiki.

I wish for the cowboys to win every game forever.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but they get boring when they win.

I wish my wish wont be corrupted

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Your wish is potatoed.

I wish that people would realize that the whole potato thing isn't funny anymore. Actually it was never funny to begin with.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted but you become a potato.

I wish i could eat 063_XOBX who is now a potato

Sent from my jelly bean
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Wish granted but i get half of the potato along with butter

I wish everything was a potato

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] Danial723:
Hmm granted but now that I am a potatoes I can't make a wish :(

I wish I wasn't a potatoe
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted...but yhoo iz now tomato!

I wish potayto

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] Danial723:
Granted......but now you are banned foe screwing up the game and is never allowed to post here again.

I wish gmaster1 would never be allowed to post here again
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Granted, but he now posts everywhere else to make up for it.

I wish that somebody would hurry up and make a time machine already so that we would know if time travel was possible.
[Off-topic] kaleavi:
Granted but just to let you know i came back from 2046 to 2012:p

I wish people looked up at the sky & not think of CHEMTRIALS as a cloud or a normal contrial left by planes but do a little research on how bad they are to our body & mind's health.:rolleyes:
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but you know sound like a nerd :p

I wish i am no longer banned from posting about potaytos

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] kaleavi:
Granted but that doesnot mean you can judge a man by his posts!:p You have no idea how its like to be me!

I wish people don't call truth a conspiracy.. Truth is a truth even if only I believe it, Lie is a lie even if everyone of you believe it to be truth..:cool:
[Off-topic] Pop Tarantula:
granted, but now they call truth Starvin Marvin :eek:

I wish kaleavi wouldn't always make deep philosophical wishes with underlying messages of ethical behaviour and moralist values (:p see what I did there?)

Desire HD : * Nik Project X v4.1 * : Tapatalk 2.3.1
[Off-topic] Danial723:
Apparently your wish got granted and killed this thread

Wish this thread would start up again lol
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Granted but you develop hand pains and type anymore.

I wish that Swype predictions were mutt accurate

Sent from an unstable WiFi connection
[Off-topic] :
Granted. Swype is now 100% accurate, but only available on iOS devices.

I wish it wasn't so dry around here.
[Off-topic] Danial723:
granted....it now rains 12 inches per day and you are forced to live on a house boat and only have fish to eat for the rest of your life.....and the water is so high you lose all electricity.....

I wish it would rain 1 inch inch per day here
[Off-topic] peanut1596:
Granted. But now it is always cloudy and dark.

I wish I had food right now.
[Off-topic] Danial723:
That did not corrupt my wish I love cloudy and dark.

..makes me happy :)
[Off-topic] veeman:
You've got a bowl full of termites.

I wish I wouldn't have to get student loans for me to go to college next year.

I like rainy weather too.
[Off-topic] Dirk:
You don't get loans so you have to sell everything that you own to pay for it instead.

Me too. I wish it would rain!
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Wish granted but it now rains...POTAYTOS! :eek::D:beer:

I wish i was a biig fat potato

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[Off-topic] KingAmir:
Wish granted however we ran out of potatoes here at WishGranted LTD. You are an orange.

I wish that I could have a better signature picture. I made it, So maybe, make better sig pics?
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but...your sig...will...uhm...be worse because we ran out and only have bad wishes left

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] husam666:
I wish I knew what the person above me wishes for
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Granted but your mind is forever scarred by the sheer depravity of what the average man wishes for!

I wish Husam lived in the UK so that we could hang out.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
So do i!!! So wish granted...but im the only one he talks to :)

Do we have unlimited wishes??? I wish i knew

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] husam666:
Now you know..

I wish I can install knowledge like in The Matrix
[Off-topic] :
Granted, but there are only 2 knowledge chips left to install after the rest were destroyed. You now know every Justin Beaber and Nickleback song ever made, by heart, including but not limited to lyrics and dance moves.

I wish it was Friday!
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Granted but now you're stuck with Rebecca Black all day.

I wish all torrents were virus free

Sent from an unstable WiFi connection
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but they now have trojans instead

I wish for more then 7 mb broadband and more then 5 mb bandwidth :mad:

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] husam666:
Granted, but you only get 5 minutes of internet a day

I wish I had a better laptop
[Off-topic] Danial723:
Granted but it is a Mac book

Wish I had a bottomless bottle of crown royal
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Granted, while in a seated position, the top of your lap is immaculate, perfectly suited for a cat or dog to sleep/shed on.

I wish I could live my life without being short on money ever again.
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
Granted but you have no happiness

I wish that I could have all android devices that work and have no problems and nothing could stop me from using them
[Off-topic] prototype7:
Granted, they only run froyo.

I wish the next nexus would come out tomorrow so I could buy it.
[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted.. but it's worse than the current Nexus.

I wish I had a better laptop.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but it has no keyboard or mouse compatability

I wish for a wish

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] Grim Reaper:
Granted but the wish has no wish value.

I wish for a Trillion Dollars......In pennies.
[Off-topic] KingAmir:
Granted, it is coming there by time machine. It should be there yesterday.

I wish I could see the iphone 10.
[Off-topic] Felimenta97:
You will be dead by that time.

I wish to work at one of the Google Offices.

"A scattered dream is like a far off memory

A far off memory is like a scattered dream"
[Off-topic] KingAmir:
Granted but you work at the cleaning department.

I wish to develop a time machine.
[Off-topic] Danial723:
Granted but it can only move forward in time by 1 milisecond

I wish I wasn't so lazy
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Granted, but you only have a 3 second attention span, and thus cannot accomplish anything.

I wish I had carne asada at home marinating in my own recipe. I'm hungry and that sounds good.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but monkeys come to eat you food!

I wish for Nuck Chorris!!!:eek::eek::eek:

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] cajunflavoredbob:
Granted, but he roundhouse kicks your face off. Not your head; just your face.

I wish I had another beer.
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Granted, but it is poisoned and you die two hours later.

I wish .9999999 didn't equal 1.

Sent from my Kindle Fire
[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted but you are suddenly incapable of making new threads.

I wish all the mods would go to sleep so we can have some fun up in here.

Sent from my Nexus 7
[Off-topic] cajunflavoredbob:
Granted, but Ron Jeremy joins the party, then steals all the women.

I wish treehouses grew on trees.
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Granted, but tress grow in lava.

I wish I could fly.

Sent from my Kindle Fire
[Off-topic] cajunflavoredbob:
Granted but your wings are covered in honey. Also, bears can now fly.

I wish for world peace.
[Off-topic] Kevin1a:
Granted, but it comes only after humanity goes extinct.

I wish I owned a discotek.
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Granted, but then it breaks.

I wish that I was a mod.

Sent from my Kindle Fire
[Off-topic] cajunflavoredbob:
Granted, but then you get banned.

I wish I could play and pause real life.
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Granted but you get it 20 years from now.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish. :(

Sent from my Kindle Fire
[Off-topic] cajunflavoredbob:
Granted, but you made one anyway.

I wish Hitler was still alive. (Good luck to you)
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Granted, but he still has a bullet inside of him and dies soon after.

I wish I had a Nexus 10

Sent from my Kindle Fire
[Off-topic] Whowahn:
Granted, but you get the iPad 2 for Christmas and as you rage and snap it, you slip and land in the bear trap that your redneck grandfather gave to your dad for Christmas.

I wish for a genie to grant me another wish on this topic.
[Off-topic] SteveG12543:
Denied.

I somebody would not donate money to me. :)
[Off-topic] cajunflavoredbob:
Granted, but your grammar confuses them, so the money goes to someone else.

I wish I had a bigger house.
[Off-topic] SteveG12543:
Damn it lol. That's what I get for not fully paying attention to what I'm doing :cool:

Granted, but it's full of giant hostile gorillas.

I wish Wednesday, November 28, 2012 would arrive sooner.
[Off-topic] cajunflavoredbob:
Granted, but you're in a coma all day.

I wish thumbs were little pro wrestlers.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Granted, but you're a carnie with small hands, so they're midget pro wrestlers.

I wish I never had to work another day in my life.

Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
[Off-topic] Dirk:
The grand piano hurtling out of the sky towards you ensures it!

I wish the Turbo on my car would stop cutting out.
[Off-topic] Pluto:
Granted, but you can only use the turbo in reverse.

I wish marijuana is legal.

Sent from my #Based HTC One X using TVPVTVLK.
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Granted but now its illegal to smoke at all.

I wish I had a N7

Sent from my MIUI'd DHD
[Off-topic] Pluto:
Granted, you now have a nitrogen atom.

I wish I had enough skills to play for the NBA.

Sent from my #Based HTC One X using TVPVTVLK.
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Granted, but the NBA is bought out by a conglomerate and turned into the National Mud Wrestling Championships.

I wish i had control of one of the Master DNS servers for a day. (So that i could direct all Internet traffic to Leekspin and Breadfish)
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but the master dns you use if offline...forever...

i wish for :confused: to become:cool: because :beer: and:banghead:

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] Felimenta97:
Granted, but you will have to have classes for more 10 years.

I wish I lived in England, as Brazil sucks.

"What really matters in this world, anyway?"
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Granted, but by the time you reach England.. it will become like Brazil and brazil will become better than England..

I wish I could have nexus 4

**Nothing is True... Everything is Permitted**

Muffins.. muffins everywhere!
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but it will be faulty and defective. google will also ignore your complaints.

i wish that i liked tra*gets run over by train*

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] Kevin1a:
Granted, you love trains, but when you get run over you survive and aren't really a big fan anymore.

I wish whiskey was good for your health and dirt cheap.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but whiskey IZ dirt

i wish for mine turt*steps on mine turtle*

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
10 days??? noone granting my wish??? :(

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] sohamssd:
Not worth. So not granted.

I wish for an HTC one x+++ which *should * work perfectly and have no errors. Also, it should be unbreakable and work even in water.
[Off-topic] prototype7:
Granted, but it runs Eclair.

I wish I had a Nexus 11.
[Off-topic] Danial723:
Granted but now you don't have hands

I wish I didn't have heartburn
[Off-topic] sohamssd:
Granted, but your peni$ is cut in half:p

I wish for an HTC one x+++ which *should * work perfectly and have no errors. Also, it should be unbreakable and work even in water. And it should run jelly bean.
[Off-topic] prototype7:
Granted, but it has a 300mhz processor and a 1 inch screen.

I wish I had hands.
[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted but now you have to do 500 quadruple integrals every day in order to graduate.

I wish I was accepted into a good university.

Sent from my Nexus 7

Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
[Off-topic] shahrukhraza:
Granted but temple run is not supported for your new phone...

I wish people would stop killing kids:(
[Off-topic] Deadly:
Granted.. now they don't have kids anymore only direct adults.

I wish I can get nexus 4

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[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted, but now they start killing dreams.

I wish college applications didn't cost so much.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but you now have to pay more just to get a job

i wish for minetur*steps on mineturtle*

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] iptux:
i wish endless power supply and wifi connection:)
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but you die because of too much electricity

I wish for mine tur*steps on mine turtle*

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] sohamssd:
You can't make a wish which you already wished for.

I wish for an HTC one x+++ which *should * work perfectly and have no errors. Also, it should be unbreakable and work even in water. And it should have a 2gHz quad core processor, and a 4gb ram and a 4.5 inch screen... And all of it should work, BTW.:D

Also, I should have a perfectly healthy body so I can enjoy NY new device.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
says the guy who made that wish 3 times...mine hasnt even been granted yet :banghead:

I wish for mine tur*steps on mine turtle*

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] ShadowCodeGaming:
Granted, but they are all dead.

I wish for 1 million US dollars.

Verstuurd van mijn GT-I9000 met Tapatalk
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but its fake so noone will take it.

i wish i knew my hqr's...or is it zyx's?

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] ShadowCodeGaming:
Granylted but they will be burning.

I wish someone would donate a phone to me

Verstuurd van mijn GT-I9000 met Tapatalk
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but its a broken nokia

i wish for POTAYTO!

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
we all wish that...and for that i grant it...without a corruption. (i was never realy cool. noone realy liked me...*forever alone*(just joking but i was left out in alot of things that i wad bad at e.g. sport. but when it was something im good at then BAM! im the most popular guy there!) enough of the life story.

i wish for the person i like to like me...had to do it...

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] Danial723:
most pupular gay huh?
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
F***

now can someone grant my wish?

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[Off-topic] Danial723:
Granted but it turns out she is a man.

I wish the person above me wasn't the most popular gay.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
guy...GUY! i just write gay alot to some...you know...annoying people who act it...so auto correct put it in the dictionary and...well...also granted but you become what i was :p

I wish for the person above me to never pick up my errors!

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] gallardo5:
Odp: Corrupt A Wish Game...

Granted, but someone else will do it. I wish I had a good job with good wage

Send from my Asus Nexus 7.

POOOLSKAAAA BIALOOOO CZEEERWONIIIII!!!!!
[Off-topic] ironman38102:
I wish i had nexus 4!
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but its broken and a fake.

I wish for a Nexus 10!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] NsZebra:
grant your wish, but nexus 10 comes with 200-100 cpu freq and you cant root/modify it

i wish i could have an xperia z with no problems and unlimited guarantee
[Off-topic] I r o n M a n:
You lost it.

I wish I had all the money I wanted and be irreversibly happy as well.

Sent from my pet- Megatron™
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but you get fake play money AND you are eternaly happy!

I WISH FOR TROOOOOF!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] bbrad:
I wish for a gs3 with a super octocore CPU and it has no problems its indestructible and I can never lose it
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
denied due to lack of granting my wish.

i will choose my previous wish...I WISH FOR TROOOOOF!

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[Off-topic] I r o n M a n:
The dog has a bad throat.

I wish for unlimited wishes!

Sent from my pet- Megatron™
[Off-topic] bbrad:
But all the wishes turn out to be evil

I wish for a industructable gs3 with a suoerproccesor clocked at 1.9ghz with a super GPU graphics and a full HD screen
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but those wishes count as your life...you use a few wishes...you die...your corpse will get the rest of them.

I wish for windows 7 back...win 8 is SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW as hell...i can barely get pass the logon most times.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] bbrad:
You skipped my wish wish disqualified

And also widows 8 is stupid fast :cool: your just not using it right :rolleyes::what:
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted butthe touch screen dosnt work and you cant do anything with it.

GRANT MY WISH!

And also win 8 is super slow on my beast of a computer. Win 7 was so fast i had no jitters or laag.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
i grant your wish but my head got bluescreen and everytime i touch your computer my head crashes again because of seeing windows 8.

(yes i really hate win8)

i wish my cat stops meowing in midnight.

Sent from my sending thing..

and just in case, banned with my banana
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
...*sad yawn*...denied...reminds me of my old cat...they had to put him to sleep...forever...i never thought he would die...i never knew he was peeing out too much blood...enough to loose his life to a vet anyway...:( *crys and runs*

I wish for my cat back :(

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
aawwwww im so sorry :(

i would love to grant your wish but unfortunately its inpossible :(

you know, i lost my previous cat too.

it ran away and never came back.

he was the best cat i ever had.

i wish you will neva forget your cat :)

thats one way your cat knows sure you loved him/her :)

Sent from my sending thing..

and just in case, banned with my banana
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
...hope so...used to scratch the heck out of anyone he didnt know...only purr'd when he wanted something...usualy food. That was the only time he ever wanted to be fussed. Unless he was sleeping in my bed...then id have to find a new bed XD before i felt a claw and a scratch or 2...million...he had his moments though...and i loved him...

:'(

I wish for no more thoughts about this topic...

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] mnishamk:
Granted, but u'll dream about it.

I wish for a nexus

ha I knew you'd look

Sent from my Xperia Mini Pro
[Off-topic] CnC-ROCK:
granted you a nexus 4 but it is cursed and will fall down in a day and the screen will crack

i wish for a lamborghini aventador j
[Off-topic] bbrad:
But you crash it as soon as you get it
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Wish gr...wait...where is...where is your wish?

i wish to know my zyx's

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[Off-topic] Babydollll:
You know them but you keep forgetting where you live.

I wish I could leave here. Easily, with no problems.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted...but suddenly...a wild facebook appears! And you go on that instead and never come off

I wish to be in a youtube vide...wait...i already am!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
i will neva grant your wish as xda is the best place on earth... i mean internet :D

i wish an iphone 5 :D

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted but it has only mlp content on it

I wish for mlp to go on FOREVER

sent from my Nexus 4 in Equestria

Click it I dare you?

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
NO.jpg

I wish for my rank in a minecraft server (prison server) would be higher then C. Just getting to C was a P.I.T.A.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Yes you get it but you must tell me the IP

I wish for world peace :)

sent from my Nexus 4 in Equestria

Click it I dare you?

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
You serious about the I.P. part? Confirm and ill pm you it.

Granted but there will be that one guy that ruins your world peace by asking random questions...yes...you know everyone knows a guy like that and theres no getting rid of them! MWAHAHAHAHA

I wish for a wish...

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[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
OK I wish for a 24 hour energy drink

sent from my Nexus 4 in Equestria

Click it I dare you?

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
GRANTED BUT YOU TALK SO FAST THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU SQUEKING AND TALKING JIBBERISH!!!

I wish that i wouldnt get killed by high level pvp'ers D:

also. You want the ip before i forget?

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[Off-topic] sohamssd:
Granted but you die anyways somehow.

I wish the mmcblk0p7 was writable on one v so we could change to supercid and use facepalm method to gain s-off:banghead::(

Sent from my One V
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Granted but something.

I wish i could understand what you said.
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Granted but your brain explodes from the pressure of the randomness

I wish for fully upgradeable android phones like (ram,CPU,GPU,etc..)

sent from my Nexus 4 in Equestria

Click it I dare you?

http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
[Off-topic] Pluto:
Granted but every time you upgrade a part of your phone your ears get slightly larger.

I wish XDA had a Video Gaming section.

Sent from my RENOVATED HTC One X.