yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
TPAM is hoping this wont get lo...oh. sorry. My bad. Wrong thread :rolleyes:

Granted but another good thread gets locked.

I wish for a life...

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Edit: Potayto is ninja

Granted... but you sacrificed yourself to save it. BANNED!!!

Again, I wish to see a Vocaloid concert.

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[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted, but now you have a life as a banana.

I wish this thread would turn into TPAM thread. :D

Edit: Fast pasta is fast.

Granted, but now you are deaf and can't hear the music.
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Wish granted.

Tpam is an idiot. :D

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[Off-topic] Seraz007:
ahh common peopLe!!!!

I wish i dun see the word Tpam here in this thread ever again :D
[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted, but Tgam should stop being mad.

I wish I had some pasta to eat.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
TPAMTPAMTPAMTPAMTPAMTPAMTPAMTPAMTPAMTPAMTPAMTPAM

I wish for a nap.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
I wish someone would actualy grant my wish :(

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
Granted, your wish is now granted.

I wish that i can wish that my wish gets granted so i can have the thing i wanted my wish granted for..

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

Siri logics:

Me: Im bored

Siri: Try to watch some TV

Me: Sounds like a great idea!

Siri: What does a great idea sound like?
[Off-topic] 404-Not Found:
Wish granted but your wish was to choke on a apple.

I wish for this thread to continue in only 243 posts more.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but...idk...

I wish for the world.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
Granted, here's a chart.

I wish a thoahwster

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

Siri logics:

Me: Im bored

Siri: Try to watch some TV

Me: Sounds like a great idea!

Siri: What does a great idea sound like?
[Off-topic] 404-Not Found:
Granted but I dont understand what you mean so, I have granted you a iPhone (1$t gen)

I wish for PS to dominate the World!
[Off-topic] luqman98:
Granted but Sony needs to compete with Xbox, Ouya, Nvidia Shield and PC Gamers.

I wish that I can buy any consoles that mentioned above.
[Off-topic] domini99:
Granted, you bought a 2000 gaming pc :P

I wish it whas tomorrow already.

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

Siri logics:

> Im bleeding very badly call me am ambulance!

< OK, from now on i'll call you "an ambulance", is that okay?
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted. But tomorrow becomes today.

I wish for windows 7...im fed up with win 8...

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
Granted, but i dunno where you live so i cant come over to install win7 for you.

I wish that i could wish for a wish and that wish would be another wish

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

Siri logics:

> Im bleeding very badly call me am ambulance!

< OK, from now on i'll call you "an ambulance", is that okay?
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted. You now have another fish...whats that? You never said fish? Oh...well you got one anyway!

I wish that i was a famous actor.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] 404-Not Found:
Wish granted, but you were mistaken for a Potayto Ice Cream, so your paparazzi ate you.

I wish for Microsoft to go bankrupt and Shall PS and Linux take over the the world.
[Off-topic] aDigitalPhantom:
Granted, except at Microsoft's bankruptcy sale, some rich person buys windows and it becomes the next linux.

I wish for....A faster/quicker car.
[Off-topic] ext109:
granted

I wish to win the grand prize in the lottery :3
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Granted...but someone overhears your joy of winning and snatches the winning ticket.

I wish people would stop calling me pasta

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[Off-topic] aDigitalPhantom:
Sweet!!! *heads off to local auto body repair shop to buy repair supplies*

I wish for an unlimited supply of race fuel.
[Off-topic] gallardo5:
Granted, but government makes it illegal to use.

I wish I had a Nexus 7 (2013)
[Off-topic] 404-Not Found:
(OT: You were so, ignored. Anyways, but your late for dinner, Pasta:p
[Off-topic] autry7:
I grant your wish but the limit is now 100 posts
[Off-topic] thepacmanfan:
I want a tropical island all to myself, with an unlimited supply of swimsuit models on tap.
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Granted but you die your first minute there.
[Off-topic] roofrider:
404: Wish not found.

I wish bacon didn't exist. :evil:
[Off-topic] luqman98:
Wish granted but bacons still exist in dat game:

I wish that I had 100mbps internet connection.
[Off-topic] domini99:
Granted! But your router cant handle it and it explodes.

I wish something to make a casemod with :(

I want to mod PC.

Spoiler content hidden.
[Off-topic] thepacmanfan:
Granted, but your casemod gives off UV light and attracts a cloud of bugs every evening. Snakes and bats come to feed on the cloud of bugs. Mongooses come to feed on the snakes. Your computer room is filled with carnage, every night.

I wish I had to power to be invisible at will.
[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted, but you have no superpowers.

I wish people would stop quoting posts from page 53. :rolleyes:

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Granted but you can't sneak into dressing rooms :D
[Off-topic] Seraz007:
Granted but they still do :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I wish i were a betta troll
[Off-topic] thepacmanfan:
Granted, but suddenly there are no more newbies on the internet.

I wish all the Chuck Norris jokes were true.
[Off-topic] domini99:
Granted, one was that be killed you.

I wish RAM for breakfast, i'm too tired.

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?

My MC Server:

domini99.iclanwebsites.com
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted. You eat the ram of your computer...nothing happens apart from you have to buy new ram and your teeth broke.

I wish for my potayto friends to come back from the ded...

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] danishaznita:
Granted hes transform to kitteh

I wish Xda hack me

sent from my katana
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
GRANTED.

I wish for keyboards to go in alphabeyical order.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
Denied, i don't want to re-learn blind 10 finger typing.

I wish tpam to learn blind typing :rolleyes:

Tell you its goddamn usefull for the rest of your entire life.

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?

My MC Server:

domini99.iclanwebsites.com
[Off-topic] daniel98:
Granted, but someone cuts off your hands.

I wish i had a girlfriend
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Blind typing? Easy. I dont need to look at the keybored...but my sister and mum does...and they do it 1 finger at a time.

LOL ROFL LMAO no.

I wish for to learn french so i dont have to do french tests any more.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Cooptx:
Granted, now you have to take german tests

I wish for pie
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Here you go!

π

I wish i knew every number in Pi.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
Granted.

You get baked stone.

I wish for a nexus 4

Sent from my jailbroken iPhone

How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?

My MC Server:

domini99.iclanwebsites.com
[Off-topic] 404-Not Found:
Granted but you get a iPhone 1 instead

I wish for Nexus 7 FHD.
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
It's not granted if he didn't get what he wished for.

No.
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Granted, but no Wi Fi signal.

I wish for a 4lb lobster perfectly steamed in garlic butter sauce.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but its rotted away and smells awful.

I wish for a longer holoday.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Cooptx:
Granted it is now a hhoollooddaayy :D

I was for a cow
[Off-topic] shailpancholi:
Wish granted but after cow heard ur name it suicides and writes a note claiming u responsible of its death hench police arrests u and hangs u to death.

I wish If there would be peach in whole universe....
[Off-topic] Cooptx:
Granted but the peach implodes upon it self and takes the universe with it. I wish for all passerby to join the thread in my tapatalk

I am the Potati King!
[Off-topic] cgrugger:
Granted, but all the thread traffic causes the forumn to crash and you got banned.

I wish for my hangover to go away.
[Off-topic] luqman98:
Granted but you can't stop it.

I wish I can met [MENTION=4428709]domini99[/MENTION] :D

Love doesn't need a reason.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
is he even active any more???

i wish for better moniters.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] ArmorD:
Granted... Wait, what is a moniter?

I wish I could sleep.

Sent from my panda
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but you only get 5 seconds of sleep

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
why would you?

Yes im still active.

But not always.

You didn't ask a question :p
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
i wish people would do what they mentioned about someone else.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] cgrugger:
I grant your wish, but it will only be the negative things people mention about you.

I wish that I can finally beat my little brother in the half marathon this year.
[Off-topic] Ph0enix_216:
Wish granted! Unfortunately, you accidentally drop it down the sewer in the parking lot.

I wish that I didn't just waste $15 on a piece-of-crap burner phone.

>>Sent from my homebuilt TARDIS running Android 4.3... or maybe it's a rooted Kindle Fire HD running ChameleonOS<<
[Off-topic] cgrugger:
Granted, you wasted 300 bucks on an iphone5.

I wish my apartment was wired for internet.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but you only get 1kb speeds.

i wish for my phone to work properly.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] luqman98:
Granted but it will not last longer :P

I wish I can stalk someone in my vilage.
[Off-topic] Ph0enix_216:
Granted, but they lead you out into the woods, turn into Bigfoot, and eat you.

I wish my car would start.

>>Sent from my homebuilt TARDIS running Android 4.3... or maybe it's a rooted Kindle Fire HD running ChameleonOS<<
[Off-topic] cgrugger:
Granted, but your transmission went out.

I wish I had the money to rebuild my Jeep.
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted but you phone turns into a iPhone. I wish to find the magical twerk tree!
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
NO.jpg. theres no way I'm having a new viral trend like dat! and where have you been???

i wish for school holidays to last alot longer.

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[Off-topic] ABD EL HAMEED:
Wish granted but now school will last you more years ;)

I wish I had a a MIG-29 M OVT (and don't tell me wish granted but you get shot down by a missile or the plane explodes while flying)
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
wish granted but you get shot down with a misile AND the plane explodes!...what? you said OR so i changed it to AND :P

wish granted but its non functional.

i wish for a...

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] ABD EL HAMEED:
I know you wish for some nice and boiling fry oil so wish granted and I won't corrupt it for you ;)

I wish for another MIG-29 M OVT
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted. but its the same as the other one. non-functional and people think your a collector.

i wish for people to stop annoying me on facebook.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted

I wish for a banana phone case :p

The reason I have been gone is because I only really go on here for Roms and such for my new phone but I'm going to be active a little more.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted. but its a banana skin and your phone will be more vulnerable to breaking and becoming yellow.

i wish for a GALACTIC TAKEOVER!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish not granted

I wish to be a potato so I can party with [MENTION=4521666]gmaster1[/MENTION] !
[Off-topic] ABD EL HAMEED:
Wish granted but you will be frenchfried before you are able to do so

OK since super potato here destroyed all my MIGs :mad: I wish for a SU T-50 (it's a stealth fighter and you won't be able to shoot me down MWAHAHAHA)

sent from my iGalaxy
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but the stealth part doesnt work and you will go KA-BOOM!

i wish for something.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Your granted everything, but have no time for anything.

I wish Breaking Bad didn't end this season.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted but no next season cuz i dont wanna watch it.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
<error>/wish=null<error>

I wish the guy below me didn't exist.

Sent from Rin's Orange
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING???...:mad::mad::(:mad::( :banghead::( :banghead::banghead::mad::(

i wish people would be nice to me...:(

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
I wish my brother [MENTION=5043198]Android Pizza[/MENTION] would be nice to [MENTION=4521666]gmaster1[/MENTION]
[Off-topic] luqman98:
Wish granted. But will their friendship last longer?

Same :D
[Off-topic] luqman98:
Bump :P
[Off-topic] John McClane:
Bump Granted, :D But then the Server flooded making it impossible to reconnect.

Wish I could have a new AF-S NIKKOR 14–24mm with f/2.8G stops............ :fingers-crossed::fingers-crossed:
[Off-topic] luqman98:
Yes, but someone would steal your DSLR Camera.

I wish i have many money :P
[Off-topic] edisile:
Wish granted. How much money you would like to have stolen?

I wish I wished to wish wishing to wish something.

Signature:
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
your wish to even wish about a wish is granted. but it gets corrupted...somehow.

i wish for christmas to come quicker!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
I'm always nice to him :what:

He's my good potayto friend!!!

Sent from my Atrix HD :)

Check out this thread!
[Off-topic] ABD EL HAMEED:
Your wish will come true,however,you won't get presents

I wish for nothing really
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
You got everything.

I wish I could fly

Sent from my Atrix HD :)

Check out this thread!
[Off-topic] ABD EL HAMEED:
Wish granted but you get sucked into an aircraft engine

I wish for the moto x or the lumia 925
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
congrats. your now the thenth 'master of the obvious' (google moto if you dont get it)

i wish to be potayto famous!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
Wish granted. You have been cooked into an order of McDonalds' World Famous Fries®.

I wish I knew how to compile ROMs from source

Sent from my Atrix HD :)

Check out this thread!
[Off-topic] luqman98:
Wish granted, but you only have f*cking slow PC that runs Windows 1.00 :D

I wish that I can change the world.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
granted. you may make 1 change that effects you and you only.

i wish for a mansion.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] ABD EL HAMEED:
Wish granted but the mansion explodes while you were in it

I wish for......What should I wish for?
[Off-topic] Android Pizza:
You should've wished to complete your sentence. But then again, I just made a paradox.

I wish Apple didn't exist

Sent from my Atrix HD :)

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[Off-topic] ABD EL HAMEED:
Wish granted but orange exists now and it's even worse

I wish to travel around the world and meet lots of people
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Granted but you get stranded in a forest and are now forced to eat and drink your......

(you know what)

I wish for a girlfriend
[Off-topic] danishaznita:
Granted but she is a man

I wish i lost
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
congrats. you just lost the game.

i wish i couldnt lose the game

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] luqman98:
Granted, but you can possibly lose and ........

I wish I can get fast laptop.
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted but the laptop has a large banana on the lid.

I wish for a Nissan skyline gtr r34 for sale locally!

Sent from my Banana Powered S4 Running Kit Kat

L: Whatever you say, I'm still taking your cake.
[Off-topic] danishaznita:
Granted but it doesnt have Powertrain!

I wish , wish is real
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Wishes are real, but someone wished you were dead before you wished for infinite safety.

I wish all the best old off topic threads are brought back to life.
[Off-topic] karandpr:
Wish granted. However you get banned for trolling ...

I wish for the next person to corrupt my wish.
[Off-topic] danishaznita:
Im here to corrupt your wish !

But instead your wish is granted o.O

I wish karan dpr got confused and spam all over thr place
[Off-topic] cajunflavoredbob:
Granted, but you get banned instead for giving him the idea to do it.

I wish I had 6 arms.
[Off-topic] karandpr:
Wish granted. You also have 6 smelly armpits .

I wish to settle on Saturn's Moon.
[Off-topic] danishaznita:
Wish granted .

And you were there , Only you and you alone

I wish everything is affordable and not overpriced
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Granted, but you now have an average wage of 33¢ per week.

I wish the world was happy
[Off-topic] husam666:
Granted, but humans are apes.

I wish I can download knowledge to my brain without effort.
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
granted, but its in an incompatible file extention.

I wish there was a forum dedicated to trolling and flame wars
[Off-topic] karandpr:
wish granted... you are banned for lurking

I wish for world peace
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Granted, the world will explode into pieces, when you least expect it.........

I wish for excellent hacking skills
[Off-topic] danishaznita:
Granted but you got arrest and thrown in jail with no technology

I wish jesse72 is real
[Off-topic] karandpr:
Wish granted. But you don't have computer or wood to test those skills .

I wish for a legit wish granting genie.
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Granted ages ago. But you need to travel to see him

Wish granted, but his face is so ugly you can't stand being within 100m away from him, out of wish-granting range.

I wish I wasn't so perfect that people are jealous of me
[Off-topic] danishaznita:
Wish granted. Youre so perfect , till you wish u didnt wish for this

I wish supercars are cheaper
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Wish granted, the local Ferrari dealer has posted a $3 discount.

I wish for sunny weather
[Off-topic] danishaznita:
Granted and you got heatstroke

I wish its a little bit cold outside
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Granted but you get hypothermia (karma)

I wish I was rich
[Off-topic] danishaznita:
Wish granted , now everyone is richer than you

I wish i could eat
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Granted, but food tastes terrible because you've suddenly ended up in Asia

I wish people weren't so jealous of my greatness
[Off-topic] vinay:
granted now you are no longer great.

i wish i have world,s fastest pc.
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Granted, but it is incapable of running anything newer than Windows 98.

I wish hooning was legal
[Off-topic] vinay:
granted it is legal for everyone but not for you.

i wish no one could corrupt my wish.
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Ha suck. Invalid file format

I wish people appreciated my humour
[Off-topic] vinay:
People appreciate your humour but you can't laugh ? anymore.

Ha you failed to grant my wish so invalid file format.

I wish to met jesse72

Sent From My Sony Xperia E3 dual.
[Off-topic] karandpr:
Wish granted . Jesse 72 is a croc and eats you

I wish for llamas to take over the world
[Off-topic] vinay:
Granted but they forced you to clean whole world.

I whish internet were free.

Sent From My Sony Xperia E3 dual.
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Granted but only if you take poor download speeds

I wish phones were free
[Off-topic] karandpr:
Wish granted . they are carrier locked and bootloader locked. Plus you have to pay exhorbitant rental monthly.

I wish for pandas to take over the world.
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
granted, humans are now endangered.......(actually that may be good, depending on your opinion)

I wish I had lots of free cars of my choosing
[Off-topic] vinay:
Granted but all phones are dummies.

I wish everything in world were free.
[Off-topic] karandpr:
Wish granted. Welcome to matrix...
[Off-topic] vinay:
Granted but all cars are without engine and seat,s

I wish i never die

Sent From My Sony Xperia E3 dual.
[Off-topic] danishaznita:
dude i live in Asia :p so yeah i can eat Hahahhahaha!

---------- Post added at 10:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:48 PM ----------

Granted , now you are paralyzed and cant do anything other than blinking eyes for ever

I wish for 20/20 vision
[Off-topic] vinay:
granted but you can only see in black and white

i wish i could control the world.
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Granted. The world explodes the next day

I wish I could get my chinese phone rooted
[Off-topic] vinay:
Granted but none root apps are compatible.

I wish i could teleport

Sent From My Sony Xperia E3 dual.
[Off-topic] Jesse72:
Granted. But you always end up in the sewer of the area your going to.

I wish I was famous
[Off-topic] vinay:
Granted you are a famious thift

I wish everything were cheap.

Sent From My Sony Xperia E3 dual.
[Off-topic] husam666:
granted, but you find out that your house is on fire

i wish that i had something in mind as a wish
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
Granted but your wish will cause bodily harm to you

I wish I had an unlimited supply of hot pockets
[Off-topic] phburks:
Your wish is granted, but you will have no microwave.

I wish I never had to sleep.
[Off-topic] Pluto:
Granted but you'll faint everyday at 2AM

I wish I can gather $720 in two months
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
Granted but every $ you collect will give you irritable bowel syndrome.

I wish i had a job.
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
Granted but you work at fails r us. As an epic fail associate

I wish there was an easier way to attract girls.
[Off-topic] phburks:
Wish granted, but given to your little brother.

I wish I could tan instead of just burning.
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
Granted but you develop skin cancer.
[Off-topic] chasehammer:
since there was no wish for the last OmegaRed post ill rehack this one because i have a better consequence.

wish granted but in two months you owe $721 to the IRS for incorrect tax preperation.

-- I wish the world would spin the opposite direction that it is now.
[Off-topic] phburks:
Wish granted, but with the condition that you must take a lifelong vow of celibacy.

I wish I could read other people's thoughts.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted, but everyone thinks in an obscure African tribes' dialect.

I wish Mandy Moore would quit making movies that girls and mom's want to watch, and therefore you must watch because you are with them.
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
Granted but you will transform into a small Mexican donkey when ever you try to speak to women.

Wish i could see the medical footage from "Britney Spears's boob job". :p