yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] iynfynity:
Granted! But Barney came knocking on your door and painted it purple again.

I wish all my hard work would be worth it in the end.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Granted, but all that work will end up in the drain because the work was done on an obsolete platform that makes BB look cutting edge.

I wish...
[Off-topic] husam666:
granted, but shes as bad as ur hand

I wish everyone is forever alone
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Sure, but somehow, you forgot to fill up the required Form 94-c-(viii) in triplicate and attaching your thumbprint on the first and the third copy (you thumbed all three), so the everyone is only limited to you.

I wish for something else...
[Off-topic] Dirk:
All the good wishes have been taken leaving only the bad ones. You are f****d! :D

I wish it would rain constantly upon anyone who talks to me about the weather.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Unfortunately, every time that happens is when you are in their company, and the wind blows the rain onto you. Only.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Make a wish then. Why bother posting if you're not playing? :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
That was the wish :D
[Off-topic] dudau16:
I grant your wish...ERROR: No such file!

I wish i will be locked in mall for a night and have free access to all the stuff found there.
[Off-topic] SteveG12543:
Granted, but its an abandoned mall with only hobos and their bodily waste inside it.

I wish the weather would be constantly 55 degrees fahrenheit, partly cloudy, and slightly breezy wherever I go.

Sent from my Droid Incredible running a random CM7 nightly.
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Granted, but since it will always be "partly cloudy," nigh-time will never come, and you shall roam about in a trance for months at a time, due to lack of sleep. :eek:

I wish for an unlimited supply of wishes.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Granted. As long as you wish you were dead. :D

I wish for better grammar in the whole world!
[Off-topic] husam666:
granted, but then language changes

i wish for you a better life:p
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted, but then people of your level are considered the new stupid

I wish i had a dog that pooped money everytime i fed him
[Off-topic] Yuhfhrh:
Granted, but the only reason he poops money is because you keep feeding him your own money.

I wish I knew everything.
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted you become so bored and apatetic because theres nothing new in your life that you get depresed and suicide

I wish the hot waitress from the restaurant changed her mind about dating black people so i can date her
[Off-topic] Yuhfhrh:
Granted, but then she committed suicide.

I wish I didn't commit suicide! Lol
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Granted, but since you already have, your not alive to wish that you hadn't.

I wish they put more of those little round sirloin burgers, and less carrots in Campbell's Chunky Sirloin Bugler Burger Boy Soup.
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted, but the bowl is smaller

I wish my microwave fixed on its own
[Off-topic] GBGamer:
Granted, but the microwave is now a transformer, and kills you for the Decepticons.

I wish that The Doctor was real.

Sent from Darth Hercules
[Off-topic] qaz2453:
Granted, but you'll have to stop eating apples :)

I wish I was less lazy
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted but youre so hyperactive you get a heart attack

I wish my x10 grew an OLED screen
[Off-topic] prochargedls2:
Granted! But it has a bad green tint to it and can't go away no matter what!

I wish I had all A's in school.

Sent from my Epic with a lil' ice cream on it
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Granted. But u die a virgin.

I wish noobs would read..
[Off-topic] Theonew:
pfft :p. Noobs won't even read my signature (they should, it would help them :p), so they'll never read until they mess up their devices completely then come crying for help by posting their question in the development section (if they can), or in another devices section.

I wish Apple would give up (they literally make the same device every year :p).
[Off-topic] iok1:
Wish granted but Android fell with it.

I wish for a better phone.

Sent from my Galaxy Gio
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
wish granted. You get a iphone.

I wish to become ruler of the world
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but your not the ruler of the universe and you are constantly getting *****ed at by him and he is your boss and tells you what to do :p

I wish my friend would let me know about this I.T. job soon :(
[Off-topic] iok1:
Wish granted but he/she is very disappointed about it.

I wish for world peace

Sent from my Galaxy Gio
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but dinosaurs come back and eat everyone and there is only world peace between dinosaurs

I wish i won the mega million lottery 650milion :eek:
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Granted but u have to donate a dollar to every person in the worls.

I wish i could last longer than a minute :-(
[Off-topic] Theonew:
Wish granted, but it only happens once a decade.

I wish quad-core tablets cost <$200.
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Wish granted, but they are all sub-par models crafted in a cave in the Andes and improperly optimized for their systems, causing an endless processing loop within the cores that creates a pinpoint singularity the first time you make a call, sucking your brain out of your head.

I wish I could be a Forumula One championship driver.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Wish granted but you die slowly in a crash on your first round

I wish zune didn't suck
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Granted but it blows :p

I wish there was trees that grew money
[Off-topic] Android_Monsters:
Wish granted. But they have thorns.

I wish Verizon galaxy nexus's worked on more networks.
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but 3g,4g and wifi don't work :p

I wish sprint would get the Note
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted but it's Wi-Fi only

I wish childish people on Facebook would stop the "like and share if" stuff going on, I hate it.

Sent from my Galaxy Gio
[Off-topic] iok1:
Sent from my Galaxy Gio
[Off-topic] iok1:
I wish people would post in this thread again.

(Also bump :P)

Sent from my GT-S5660
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Granted i just did now :p

I wish it was not this friday but the following friday so i can finally get my galaxy nexus :D
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted, but on the thursday before google releases an update that forever locks the software and installs a combination of blur/tw/sense on all galaxy phones. Have fun with your phone.

I wish the rain would come back
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Alright M_T_M

Stop Editing my POSTS!!! GRRR

Mod edit: Granted ;)

IT WAS ARCHER!!!

Great, now i have 2 mods that troll me,
[Off-topic] KennyJoe69:
Granted. Start building an Ark.

I wish I would get offered a better job.
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Granted but u have to start as an intern with no pay for 3 years.

I wish I could win the lottery
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted, and I thank you for putting my email and paypal account info in the "Pay Here" box.

I wish David wins the lottery
[Off-topic] KennyJoe69:
Granted and he lost his phone with your info.

I wish I had some cheesecake.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted but its 4 years old

I wish to travel to space

Sent from my GT-S5660
[Off-topic] ak700:
Granted. But it runs on electricity and can only take you to the Dinosaur Era!!!!:p:cool:

I WISH TO GET A SAMSUNG GALAXY S III
[Off-topic] liqwidzero:
Granted! But it comes with a 500 mAh battery with no option for an extended battery.

I wish I had a box of French Toast Crunch.
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but there is no actual cereal in it, just the box as you asked for -:p

I wish my credit card was paid off
[Off-topic] liqwidzero:
Granted. But those funds were paid with a store card with a 29.99% APR.

I wish James Earl Jones would narrate my life for three days.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted but you were in coma those 3 days

I wish all moderators would die

(Lol jk)

Sent from my GT-S5660
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Granted. Not kidding. You are banned. Just kidding. But not.

I wish Steel Panther would come to Catalina and play my birthday party in July.

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Wish Granted: Steel Panther comes to play your party as a benefit concert to support you while you are hospitalized with chronic diarrhea.

I wish Ifs and Buts were candy and nuts.
[Off-topic] Android_Monsters:
Granted, but a rabid weasel thinks your nuts are candy.
[Off-topic] iok1:
I wish i could teleport wherever i want

Sent from my HTC Optimus Ray 4S
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
You can, but your internal organs always re-materialize in the wrong place.

[YOUTUBE]QizX5msl-G0[/YOUTUBE]

I wish for a free lifetime supply of Ernie Ball guitar strings. (not asking for much :) )
[Off-topic] mikef:
Your wish is granted, but they are all of his old and stretched strings so they never play the right notes.

I wish I could have my own lane on the highway.
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Granted, but the speed limit is 25 mph.

I wish there was never a line at Wal Mart.
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Granted, but now when you go to peopleofwalmart.com, all you'll see is pictures of empty aisles and checkouts.

I wish I knew if OJ really did it.

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Huh? Well, granted but that is the only thing you know from know on

I wish i could get my keys back now.... i have a sensation to put my hands on

Sent from my HTC Optimus Ray 4S
[Off-topic] Fabianmarian:
I wish to had endless battery life
[Off-topic] - Swift -:
I grant your wish but you must sacrafice your Droid for a Nokia 500.

I wish for an iPhone to run a crappy version of Android when they realise how sh!t their own OS is
[Off-topic] MissionImprobable:
Granted, but someone finds a huge security flaw due to Apple's tinkering and implants a virus that affects all iPhones and Android devices. You are now forced to use only Blackberry, whose newest OS fails horribly, or WP and be doomed to sameness forever. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish ifs and buts were candy and nuts.
[Off-topic] - Swift -:
Granted but you must pay by the dozen each day (since life is full of ifs and buts :rolleyes::screwy:)
[Off-topic] iok1:
I wish irishstuff09 would post a wish......

Sent from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
Granted but its colour was invisible

I wish that my ROM was fully resized and working
[Off-topic] :
Granted, working but fully resized down to 1".

I wish that Bioshock Infinite was out.
[Off-topic] FrankyDoodle:
Granted but, your sensation gets into a permabrick

I wish I get my GT-S5380 this week
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Granted. UPS dropped the box in the street and it gets run over.

I wish I don't ever have to goto dover again....
[Off-topic] - Swift -:
Granted but you must visit Dover 5 times before your wish can be granted.

And wait a waiting period of over 2+ years. :)

I wish that everything worked that way you want it to!
[Off-topic] Thing O Doom:
It works the way you wanted too - but a "IF U DONT REPOSTZ THIS IN 2 SECONDS BLOODIE MARY WILL KEEL YOU" post actually comes true and you die.

I wish for the ability to pause time so I can finish my online english before the deadline.
[Off-topic] John McClane:
Granted. But internet and online courses will be paused, and you'll be stuck at pause time.

I wish to be a natural born killer. :D
[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted, but you will kill your mother and father.

I wish I could run super fast.
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Granted but only in place :p

I wish my package was coming this week and not next week.
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Granted, but you also turn into Sheldon Cooper.

I wish the Beatles were all still alive and back together as a band.
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, but you will immediately die and be reborn as Yoko Ono.

I wish to be able to cure the cancer I've just found out the woman I love has been diagnosed with.
[Off-topic] veeman:
Ignore this post... my bad.
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted. Just granted :)

I wish some retard hadn't given my app a 1 star rating
[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted, but... aww shucks, how am I supposed to corrupt that and live with myself... :/

I wish my laptop was faster.

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Granted, he gave it a two star rating.
[Off-topic] John McClane:
Granted, but that retard turned into a developer and made an app with all 5 stars.

I wish I could swim without getting tired.
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted but ur laptop grows feet and now its too fast to catch

I wish Madrid lost every season
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted but you can never watch it again.

I wish i was a better developer

Sent from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted ... but you are only able to develop apps for the iPhone :eek:

I wish I had more time with the woman I love (and yes, you may corrupt this even if you know the story already)
[Off-topic] :
Damn I'm going to hell for this.. Granted, you now have a terminal illness, enjoy your afterlife.

I wish I wasn't going to hell for the above statement.
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted (you're actually not going to) ...

... but ...

but nothing, thank you for what you posted.

I wish I wasn't going to get flamed for breaking the rules of the game.
[Off-topic] :
Granted, you get banned instead. ;)

I wish I was off work already so I could go for queso and margaritas!!
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, but when you get there they are already closed :eek:

I wish I didn't have to use this damn iPhone that my company has decided to give me today :mad:
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted, but ur fired

I wish my app gets into the Top Free category
[Off-topic] John McClane:
Granted but they give u a Moto Startac instead, with no features.

I wish to be able to have vacations this summer.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted, have fun in Antarctica :D

I wish i had a cat

Sent from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] :
Granted

I wish I had a key that opened all the doors.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted, but the key was left behind a locked door.

I wish I was drunk
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Granted.

But when it's time for a liver transplant, I'm your donor.

I wish I could drum for Motley Crue back in 1981.

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted, but instead of being known for having Tommy size woohoo, you got the lil twig n berries. Bringing the band down as soon as stardom came up and because of your laughing stock rep, the band broke up and now you are remembered best as drum tech for Ratt.

I wish they would play more good music on the radio.
[Off-topic] samsgun357:
Cool game...

Random off topic

Go to page 2 of thread, first two posts 1. by twitch351

2. quote says op by twitch153..

Play on

SGH-T959 ICS Gummy 1.2
[Off-topic] boborone:
Welcome back man.
[Off-topic] mznatnat:
LMFAO!

lmfao so bad!

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Your wish has been granted. But you lose your hearing and have to watch music videos on the television with captions.

I wish Google would hire me onto any team!
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Bobby's a cool cat. And funny enough, I was offered an audition for Steven Pearcy's solo band some years ago...said no. I was already "retired" and wasn't ready for another round of the life.

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] mznatnat:
Your wish has been granted. But you lose your hearing and have to watch music videos on the television with captions.

I wish Google would hire me onto any team!
[Off-topic] TheSkinnyDrummer:
Granted.

You're over-qualified, but you get the janitor position anyway.

I wish for The Toxic Avenger on blu ray.

Sent from my coffee pot.
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, but your blu-ray player breaks when you put the disc in and you're just left with the packaging to look at.

I wish I had the ability to say what I need to without screwing it up.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted, no one listens to you

I wish people would stop corrupting wishes :mad:

Sent from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, but then wishes stop being granted as well.

I wish it was better weather here today.
[Off-topic] shepherdofthedamned:
Granted, but an earthquake just swallowed your city....

I wish BB would open so that I can get my EVO 4G LTE
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted but u hard brick it

I wish Supernatural doesn't end so soon
[Off-topic] Jeremy:
Granted, but it begins to suck harder than it already does :D

I wish that all my wishes, starting from this wish onwards, are incorruptible.

/thread
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted, you get them all in cents

I wish I got the million dollars from him but on credit :D

Sent from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] shepherdofthedamned:
Granted, but his credit rating followed Facebook's IPO.....

I wish my 4x4 got better than 13 mpg

Sent from my phone, to your forum
[Off-topic] mznatnat:
Ouch. My heart *clenches to the heart*

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Granted, now your 4x4 gets 13.2 mpg.

I wish I never had to go back to McDonald's (My Job) again.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted

But you have a choice between driving the brand new limited edition Prius 4x4 complete with 13" tires and 4" ground clearance or keeping your truck and driving it at 14 mph at all times. Cause that's the speed that will get you 14 mpg.

I wish my girlfriend didn't screw up her life by drinking.

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Granted, but now you have to work at Burger King as asst manager. Your schedule is determined by the manager for the following day, the previous day. You have no time off and a pay decrease. But because of your experience at McDonald's, Google doesn't take your resume seriously and you never get hired anywhere else again.

See above wish
[Off-topic] mznatnat:
Damn! Well.... Wish granted. She's sober...... Unable to feel the balance in your relationship, you turn to alcohol yourself.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Haha I already drink. But I'm not a "drunk". I drink a lot. But it doesn't affect my life.

So..........yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Wish granted for real. /thread

I wish the thread could go on.
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
You got so proud of your reply that you forgot to post a wish of your own for us to corrupt :p

I wish I had done more with my life when I was younger.
[Off-topic] :
Granted, but now you're a paraplegic with debt and STDs.

I wish I didn't have to leave and go to work.

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Wow strange. I called the boss and she said she's not working today. So my wish is granted, but now I have to push mow the lawn.

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.;)
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Granted, because the grass stopped growing due to a drought.

I wish XDA forum pages would load faster.
[Off-topic] mznatnat:
Your wish has been granted. But (like most of us already) you lose track of time and stay on here for a week or so without sleep. Pass out and hit your head on the table. Wake up and don't know who you are or what XDA is.

I wish I could have a better boyfriend who cares about me and my feelings. And chooses me first.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted, they are sped up by 1 bit/s

I wish i had a 32 gb sdcard

Sent from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted but it's corrupted beyond repair

I wish my app gets into the Top Free category
[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted, but you are not given credit for making the app.

I wish I could eat some delicious cake right now.
[Off-topic] SanderTheNinja:
Sorry its in my belly now.

I wish I could go to a Muse concert.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted. Hi I'm Dustin. That's the corruption, but still, howdy.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't jealous in bed when other girls join us.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted

Meet Stephanie (Steve)

She love you long time

I wish Milad could experience the greatness of bacon.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted, but then you get sentenced to death for treason like the Doctor who helped with Bin Laden.

I wish I could have a Persian girl.

btw, I did't quote you cause I was going to let you edit it. Seriously, I don't want you getting in trouble in Iran cause of a post like that. Hear about you getting sent to some prison after a public beating never to hear from you again.
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, but Microsoft take their place and become even more evil than they already are.

I wish I found it easier to get to sleep at night.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted, you are the world's genuiss authority when it comes to shining turds.

I wish I had a live in barrista.
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, but you end up with Hipster Barista for the rest of your life.

I wish I could get rid of the nightmares I've started having every night - If they carry on they'll drive me mad until I kill myself ;)
[Off-topic] jumbobombo:
I wish to see red hot chili Peppers perform live :)

I wish to be superman :D

Sent from my GT-S5830
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted - but it is permanent and nobody even knows you exist any longer.

I wish I could grant the wishes of everybody on this thread, without them being corrupted.

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I wish somebody could read the rules of the thread :p
[Off-topic] boborone:
Already granted. You live in Iran and have no girlfriend. How much more do you want to disappear?

I wish Top Gear America was even half as good as the UK version.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted, but before you leave, you have to give a white guy from Texas a tour of Iran.

I wish I could visit the middle east.
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, but the guy giving you the tour is invisible ... everybody thinks you're going mad because you keep talking 'to yourself' ... you are arrested and sentenced to spend the rest of your life in prison over there.

I wish I could stop corrupting other people's wishes.
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
You've already left the planet - kind of pointless to leave the middle east now.

I wish I could think of better wishes to make.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted but the thread gets closed when you try to post. I wish speech recognition had swedish support

Sent from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted but ur stuck with an iPhone and Siri

I wish I get sleep
[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted but you are in a cycle of 23 hours of sleep and 1 hour awake.

I wish I had a better phone.
[Off-topic] mznatnat:
Lmao!!! I'm all out of Thanks for today (used up my 8) +1

Wish granted...... now your gf is no longer jealous....... BUT now she wants to bring other men into bed as an equal trade. You say no, storm out of the house, get attacked by a raccoon that was sitting on ur porch.... now you need a tetnis shot!

I wish I wasn't so bored with life.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Haha, I'm not jealous of guys. Don't cross swords but doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Again, wish granted. Hi, I'm Dustin.

I wish people would take a hint hahaha
[Off-topic] mznatnat:
Hint has been taken. But I don't share ;)

Your wish has been granted. But now people take the wrong hints and some men decide they want to cross swords. :D In a violent anger rage at some random guy's failed sword crossing attempt, you move to another country (Germany) and fall in love with a beautiful German girl. Once again she gets the wrong hint and thinks you are a violent Russian drunk trying to attack her. She calls her father the prime minister who decides to throw you in solitary confinement for treason. Where you make friends with a rat and a spider. Forever being called RodentMaster (not Boborone) lmao.

I wish I was more independent.
[Off-topic] veeman:
Well hi there Dustbin.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Well hey there veeman. How's your hammer hanging?
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted.

You are the owner of the Dyson company. Not only owner but lead tester for all new products. Gotta stand behind your name you know. So instead of life sucking and getting clogged on you, it's now bagless.

I wish there was an idiot plague that killed all the f**ktards in the world.
[Off-topic] roofrider:
Granted. but u were killed too.

Wish i was was born in the hippie era.
[Off-topic] roofrider:
Granted, but u dont get to chose the year..ur ex does.

Wish i owned a Gibson acoustic. :(