yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] fuser1337:
Granted but every time you take a photo, poop thickness gets larger
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
What's the faq? I wish for a unlimited supply of phones

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but old they are old bricks.

I wish for this wish to not get currupted.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Cuda1337:
Granted, but unfortunately you spelled corrupted wrong and your wish is invalid.

I wish for an army of mini-dachshunds .
[Off-topic] Jays2Kings:
Granted, you know have unlimited faceplam power.

I wish for another wish.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Your wish will be granted when you reply to mine.

I wish that I would get less work.
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
Wish granted! You'll get less work then eventually your boss forgets that you work there and fires you.

I wish for an easier way to grant wishes
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Granted, but it works like facebook.

I wish I'd stop thinking about roundabout ways to get things done.
[Off-topic] husam666:
granted, but you'll be more stupid than a zombie

I wiish I had no feelings
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
Granted but your brain dead.

I wish I had a limo with a driver
[Off-topic] IMMORTAL_TuF:
Granted, but you'll maybe find yourself in a computer game called Grand Theft Auto and get your limo robbed by the driver!

I wish I had a personal-prostitute for infinite sex :D
[Off-topic] SteveG12543:
Granted, but she has brand new

STD's that, upon insertion, cause you to explode.

I wish my PS3 power button/eject button board would arrive on July 2nd, 2011 fully functional and compatible with my permanently 100% functional PS3 that has a constant stream of power and is hooked up to an equally functional/constantly powered television via a HDMI cable that is, as well, fully functional.

Sent from my Droid Incredible running a random CM7 nightly.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Granted, but it will break 6 months past warranty.:P

I wish for a non broken usb port.

Youre looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
Granted but it will be a low speed port with slow transfer speeds of 0.8kb per day.

I wish for a supercomputer!
[Off-topic] husam666:
Granted, but it will be outdated today

I wish I'm never hungry
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
Granted but you only can eat one thing for the rest of your life

And that is decided by your old high school teacher who hated you.

I wish I had a cat
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Granted, but thay cat will be a tiger and eat your loved ones.

I wish i had my girlfriend home from Florida:(

Youre looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD
[Off-topic] husam666:
Granted, but she's in her period for the rest of her life

I wish I am super intelligent, but not nerd
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
I grant you wish but you are a nerd and this is what you look like:

I wish i could play video games for a living.
[Off-topic] RinZo:
You're super smart but you have a micro penis

I wish It wasn't so hot out side
[Off-topic] husam666:
Granted but this is you

[YOUTUBE]MT0-OL_71yU[/YOUTUBE]

I wish erick was here
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but he kills you :eek: :(
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
Since you didn't wish for anything ill wish. I wish I could sing better than I already can.
[Off-topic] om4eccv:
Granted, but your new career forces you to dress in drag.

I wish that none of my super awesome life choices had negative consequences.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but POTAYTO!

I wish to know what you said.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
granted.

have a dictonary.

*throws dictonary to gmaster1s head*

ohw sh*t! :(

i wish i thrown to his balls.

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] qyaku b:
wish granted, dictionary thrown to his balls

but there is a sexy hot nurse in the crowd and she goes to attend him...

I wish I was a really famous soccer player!
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but...wait...a nurse came to attend me??? Woah...i think id rather have my balls hit with the dictionary...just not too hard. I was on the ground everytime someone did it in football (P.E.) they shoot it so fast and hard...yeah...just imagine...

I wish i didnt just give a life story.

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[Off-topic] domini99:
granted but you did.

ps football is a crazy sport.

at school it always ends up in foot-ball. aaaand first aid.

i wish another wish.

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Granted, but you're forced to wish for a sex change operation, which comes true.

I wish I had a damn job again.

-Accidental Asshole aka Jeremy

[Guide] Headphone/Earphone Buying
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Granted, but you only make 7 figures, not 8. :)

I wish for a laptop.
[Off-topic] sy224048:
Alright Mr. Taco bell toilet cleaner.

I wish for a lot of money.
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
I wish for a laptop...
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted but I has a big picture of rainbow dash on the back

I wish for better memes

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[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
Wish granted. You can create the funniest memes with this

I wish for more money.
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Wish granted but you're never content with life.

I wish i could visit Equestria

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted

I wish derpy would have a episode dedicated to her

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[Off-topic] qyaku b:
gmaster1- what is wrong with a sexy nurse attending you ?

Devildog78965- wish granted but I don't know which derpy you are talking about so this kid called " Derpy diaper" gets an episode

I wish I had a bank account that gets $100k every month from an anonymous person
[Off-topic] Koizuma:
Wish granted

The feds track the anonymous person down then track you down for obtaining illegal drug money.

I wish I could travel the world.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but you must travel by paper boat

I wish i had more then 7 MB broadband

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
granted but you dont have enough broadband to get it.

i wish i could fly

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted...but then you look down when your in space...you then loose ability to fly...you know where its going...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeePLOP

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
i wish you wished something.

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted...I wish for pvp to be easy...

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[Off-topic] domini99:
granted but you fell out off the world.

i wish a cup of thea.

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but you get bombarded with my dictionarys again!

I wish that people stopped making me throw dictionarys at them...im all out now :(

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
granted, you already got them back.

i am tenniser and tennised all off them back.

note that 6 hit your balls and 3 your head.

i wish i wish wish abela wish.

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but noone understands what you say so potaytos happen.

I wish i knew what you said in a language i understand.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Granted but chicken

I wish for unlimited phones

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[Off-topic] domini99:
granted but i cant pay them.

btw you're absolutely right :D

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
I AINT NO PONY!

Dont even watch it.

I wish i knew the true reason of my existance.

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
You do, but you get your existance not your existence and so it's insignificant

I wish for no more exams :thumbup:
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Grant...infact...forget that crap. It will never happen. I just done a french exam today and boy did i suck...im not taking languages as a GCSE...or when i get to that point in time it will be EBC's i think.

I wish for my stoopid internet to work...

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Wish granted but its incredibly slow.

I wish there was more time in a day

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but your always sleepy so never use that day to your advantage...or you can just move to the north pole.

I wish that steam gave me a vac ban!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
I wish you could spell stupid correctly

And your wish was granted but your computer blew up

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
GRANTED! but my stoopid dictionary wont tell me how to spell it...oh wait...i spelt it correctly!

I wish that i could sleep

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[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
I grant your wish but what are you going to do with the peeping tom in your bedroom window?

I wish I could sing
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Granted but you can only sing Friday.

I wish for more wishes than there are fishes.
[Off-topic] Felimenta97:
Granted, but right before the entire fish population went to zero.

I wish I had a nice car.
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Granted, but you crash it 2 hours after you get if and die a horrible death, and end up causing a major chain reaction, resulting in thousands of innocent people's death.

I wish for a pet whale.
[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
Wish granted but your water bill just increased by ten fold.

I wish I was rich.
[Off-topic] namtombout:
Granted, but you get swallowed by the whale and God gets pissed at you for recreating the story in the bible

I wish my baby mama wasn't so damn annoying
[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
Wish granted. Now the law is going be on your rear for not paying child support. (Ouch)
[Off-topic] LoopDoGG79:
And, your wish is!?!?

Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
I wish I have twinkles in the kitchen cabinet
[Off-topic] domini99:
granted but you are poor and do not have a kitchen

i wish that i had an android tablet.

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
Wish granted. But it only has 128mb of non-expandable memory storage and 32mb of ram.

I wish I had an airplane.
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Wish granted, but it's a toy one.

I wish I wasn't good at procrastinating

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] namtombout:
Wish granted. But now you're quick to do everything and end up sleeping with a tranny.

One wish? I wish you would hoe
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted but bronies before hoenies

I wish for a life sized princess Luna cardboard cut out

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[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
Wish granted. 10 trees were cut just for you.

I wish the PS4 comes out sooner than it should.
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Granted, but it has the graphics of pong and 156 megabytes of RAM.
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Why u no wish?¿

I wish for a big giant super duper princess Luna themed monster truck

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[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
Wish granted. The gas guzzler giant made you broke.

I wish my mommy cooks for me tomorrow.
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Wish granted but she cooks you dirt socks with onions.:what:

I wish I could have summer break right now.

rom: cm9 official

kernel: Turbo v3.1
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted because I want it to

I wish life could be mlp FiM related

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[Off-topic] domini99:
whats that for answer?

granted but it exploded

i wish a nuclear bomb

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Grante*world blows up meaning i cant make a wish as im dead...i wish i could wish...*

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[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted but your eyes are burned with the mane 6's cuties marks Lul

I wish for the children in Africa who need help to give them all the wishes they want

Also happy #lunamonday

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[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
Wish granted. Now you are mandated to fulfill their wishes and dreams no matter what.

I wish for a windows 8 tablet.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but its a picture.

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[Off-topic] domini99:
yep... you're no pony.

you didnt wish something.

ponies are smarter.

potaytoes are too.

you're dumb.

even better....

you're a NOOB!!!

NOOB! NOOB! NOOB! NOOB!

MODAFUKA WISH SOMETHING YOU LOSER!

:D

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
Jeez...:confused:

---------- Post added at 12:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:05 PM ----------

I wish college students like myself did not have to buy expensive textbooks for class.
[Off-topic] namtombout:
Granted. But now you have lost the title of being the dumbest person in the world.

I wish black pepper wasn't black
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Nothing changes except your perception of color.

I wish that it was St. Patricks already.
[Off-topic] m0cha5hake:
Granted. St Patrick's day is tomorrow. Unfortunately you will have to work and cannot call in without losing your job.

I wish for some spicy chicken.
[Off-topic] domini99:
lol xD

granted, but the spices are gun powder.

I wish my laptop whas repaired.

Sent from my sending thing..

I threw your **** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs,

I crashed your car into a bridge......

I DONT CAAARREEE!!! :D:D:D
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but nothing works.

I got no wish. Problem?

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
I wish that your wish was to get a unicorn.

rom: fxp cm 10

kernel: Turbo v3.1
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Granted but he doesn't like it.

I wish i had a Pegasus Pony

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Granted but its wings fall off and its an old 80 year old pony.

rom: fxp cm 10

kernel: Turbo v3.1
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
I wish for a pro recording setup so I can do commentaries for YouTube

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[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Depends if your gonna be that annoying kid who always says 'im loved by my subs!' when they have none...but still make vids after 1000 vids

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[Off-topic] domini99:
I wish i had good eyes and whas not colourblind, and can look furder then 200 meters in distance :( (true story :()

Sent from my sending thing..

Stupid Macbook Air can't fly.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Denied...i want to watch you suffer!

I wish for 20/20 vision...wait...i already have 20/20 vision!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Granted but one day you look at the sun and your eyes get fried and fall out.

I wish that I had a super phone with all the best specs and software :D

Viva el Xperia Play!

rom: slim bean

kernel: Turbo v3.1
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Granted but it bricks to unrepairable state after a minute of usage.

I wish I have unlimited battery life on my phone.

Sent from my HTC Wildfire S
[Off-topic] Ichigo:
Granted but then your phone breaks.

No wishes here...
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but the touch screen doesnt even work...or the buttons...

I wish for it to rain...POTAYTOS!

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Granted but they're all rotten and dead.

I wish to excel in all places.

Sent from my HTC Wildfire S
[Off-topic] itzkpanda:
Granted, but you abuse your newly gained skills/knowledge and God's wrath is summoned upon you like a giant hammer.

I wish I could sleep right now

Sent from my Epic 4G Touch
[Off-topic] mnishamk:
Granted but you have such a horriffic nightmare that you cant sleep for the rest of your life, ever

I wish I owned an island(indistructable too)

Don't forget to hit thanks:D
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted but it has ponies in it

I wish for a 1 month weekend

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[Off-topic] ...Awesome...:
Granted but it rains for the whole month leaving you without wifi or phone signal.

I wish I worked for Google.
[Off-topic] hiu115:
Granted, but you have to receive a very low salary, and eat dogfood. Your Android must also be downgraded to Android 1.5
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
I wish I had a better Phone

Sent from my

you'll never know
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but its a fake

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[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
I wish for a tree made of money so I can donate it to help other children and animals in need

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[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Since that is a good cause ill grant it but you cant take any.of the money for yourself.
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
I wish for a new game for PC

Sent from my

you'll never know
[Off-topic] domini99:
Granted, its Rollercoaster Tycoon 1

I wish my tablet whas already delivered :(

Sent from my sending thing..

Stupid Macbook Air can't fly
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Granted but it's in pieces and pink in color

I wish I get a mustache faster

Sent from my

you'll never know
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted because mustaches are awesome

I wish for a wish

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[Off-topic] sy224048:
Granted but you're wish has to replace all of these wishes that didn't follow the thread's rules.

I wish for a camel that stores whatever drink I want.
[Off-topic] domini99:
Granted but it gets mixed with urin.

I wish milk

Sent from my sending thing..

Stupid Macbook Air can't fly
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Granted, but after storage of 1 drink it dies and the drink evaporates.

I wish for nothing.
[Off-topic] saket_oo:
Granted but 'nothing' gets redifined as iphone.. B)

i wish XPhone releases within next month and beat all the competitors
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Granted but stocks are malfunctioned and everyone gets a broken phone.

P.S. I don't mind iPhones ;)

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that
[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
Wish granted but you spent up all your wishes foolishly.

I wish Summer was tomorrow.
[Off-topic] IceyYou2:
Wish granted, but i're a rainy British summer.

I wish I lived in Australia.
[Off-topic] domini99:
Wish granted, i got you a ticket, but your plane crashed.

I wish potatoes

Sent from my bigger sending thing..

10 inch screen, still makes typos..
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Denied...

...you know why...

...i wish for brocoli...

That's right, I'm the premium potaytoman and i seek the TROOOOOF! Problem? :eek:
[Off-topic] domini99:
LOLOLOLO

Aand: granted, but they are blue

I wish banana

Sent from my sending thing..

Stupid Macbook Air can't fly
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Granted but it's maggot infested

I wish for for juicy fried chicken

Sent from my

you'll never know
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Wish granted but it has a special chemical in it were you can only think of grass and all the words you say are grass related

I wish for nothing

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[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Granted but nothing turns out to be a pony murderer

I wish for a new ear phone

Sent from my

you'll never know
[Off-topic] domini99:
XD

Granted, the ear phone you got is the note 2, but its stuck in your ear.

I wish a new computer

Sent from my bigger sending thing..

You know what really sucks? A vacuum cleaner.
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Granted but it dies on switching on for the first time. And it cant be repaired.

I wish to develop kernels. (Serious wish)

Sent from my Single Core Wildfire S. :|
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Granted but it caused bootloops and now no one will try it out

I wish for a PS4

Sent from my

you'll never know
[Off-topic] mnishamk:
Granted but it got broken on the way to you.

I wish for more wishes

Don't forget to hit thanks:D
[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
Wish granted. Now you only get half of what you wish for.

I wish I was a kernel developer.
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Wish granted but you forgot to add governors and now it sucks

I wish joker didn't die

Sent from my

you'll never know
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
I wish he died in the first batman

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[Off-topic] domini99:
Denied. I dont even watch this sh¡t.

I wish that i didnt need to wish.

Sent from my sending thing..

Stupid Macbook Air can't fly
[Off-topic] Devildog78965:
Look batman lover this Is your place to be lol

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[Off-topic] scream4cheese:
Wish granted. You will now be living in a world with just one female human. You must search every corner of the Earth to find her.

(It should be women not woman. Who wants just one woman? Lol)

I wish for a new girlfriend. :o
[Off-topic] Lt.Win:
Granted but she's ugly and l£$…

I wish to kill the guy who corrupts my wish.

Sent from my Single Core Wildfire S. :|
[Off-topic] abdel12345:
Granted but... (sadly abdel12345 has died)
[Off-topic] dabeez98:
I wish unlimited battery in the Nexus X

Swyped by a tramp
[Off-topic] UndisputedGuy:
Wish granted but it's specs are below sub par and it costs an absurd amount

I wish it wasn't so cold in Britain

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
[Off-topic] darkshadow246:
Granted but now it's so hot you all melted

I wish for sleeping dogs PC

Sent from my

you'll never know