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[Off-topic] watt9493:
Granted. But all your dataz and saved porn is leaked and put on face book for the world to see.

I wish it want so bloody hot :mad:

Youre looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD
[Off-topic] RinZo:
Granted but you live on antarctica

I wish I had several phones to mess around with
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Granted

but you have to be naked everywhere :eek:

LOL

I wish i could sleep for a living
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but they are in shredded pieces
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
Granted but you'll sleep so much you'll never spend the money.

I wish for unlimited supply of burgers
[Off-topic] keztricks:
Granted, but there veggie burgers

I wish It wwasn't 3am with work in 4 hours
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Granted, so now you're late for work.

I wish my bloody work desktop upgrade arrives now!

Abet form me HTC Dserie witf lé help of Swype and lé XDA app. Plis frogive typpos.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
It never happened.

I wish I had HTC gingerbread kernal source.

Sent from outer space on Sense 3.0
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
(It did, btw.)

Granted, but it comes with a weirdly locked bootloader :D

I wish everyone a good morning!
[Off-topic] Persona+:
And they got it but will suffer from extreme insomnia for 6 days.

I wish it wasn't so hot

Trust me d-..-b im from the webs
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Granted, youre now in alaska.

I wish my migrane was gone

Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Granted but u now have a broken leg.

i wish it was Wednesday of next week so i can go on vacation.
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Granted but no one in the world can talk except you
[Off-topic] Persona+:
for taking too long to make a wish now today will repeat itself over and over for the rest of your life.

I wish I could control my xbox with my phone.

Trust me d-..-b im from the webs
[Off-topic] husam666:
Granted but you'll get a red circle of death every time you try it

I wish I had a cool username like urs :cool:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
But then you found out it means "short-d1cked goat" in another language.

I wish I don't have to deal with @$$holes early in the morning.
[Off-topic] LordManhattan:
Granted, but you'll have to face them in the evening.

I wanna bone Olivia Wilde.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
(Well, I'm a much nicer person in the evenings. Ask every girl I ever dated)

Granted, but then you found out she's really a he.

I wish that the store near my office will have stock for my SGS2!
[Off-topic] phburks:
Granted, but they'll all be running iOS.

I wish T-Mobile wouldn't merge with AT&T.

G2X CM7
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Granted, but your connection still sucks, you can't ever get a signal, and they still charge an arm and a wee bit of your lower left leg for your plans.

I wish everyone a happy Friday :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
Granted, but rebecca black and justin beiber just made a new friday duet

I wish I do something today -.-
[Off-topic] Persona+:
Granted but you have food poisoning

I wish I had a 1958 les paul

Trust me d-..-b im from the webs
[Off-topic] husam666:
granted but it's neck is bent and cannot be fixed

i wish i had a fender bass
[Off-topic] avgjoegeek:
Your wish is granted - you wake up in the morning to find out you no longer have one... :)
[Off-topic] avgjoegeek:
I wish I had a date with Drew Barrymore.
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but u have to be blind folded.

I wish i could buy new laptop today.
[Off-topic] phburks:
Granted, but the only website youd be able to access is a never ending loop of the hamster dance.

I wish my Jeep was paid off.

G2X CM7
[Off-topic] watt9493:
It is. Then it breaks down, and gets repoed.

I wish I had enough money for a year of car insurance

Sent from outer space on OMFGB
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted, but you took out a loan to do it and the interest rates are 40%

I wish i could afford a new jeep
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but then u get in a lot of accidents that are all your fault

see above for my wish
[Off-topic] watt9493:
You can. But realize they suck.

I wish my iced tea was always cold

Sent from outer space on OMFGB
[Off-topic] Dirk:
You have enough money for a Jeep but your Driving License is revoked for life.

I wish my shirts would iron themselves!
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but only when you are wearing them and u will be burned and ironed with them.

I wish it was next weds for vacation.
[Off-topic] watt9493:
It is, flights delayed,

See above for mine

Sent from outer space on OMFGB
[Off-topic] phburks:
Granted but it's a block of ice and you can only lick it.

I wish I could fly.

G2X CM7
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but u are a bee and not knowing that when u sting someone u die, so u die.

i wish i could drink beer at work.
[Off-topic] Whereis404:
Wish Granted, but its non-alcoholic beer.

I wish I could get either the Samsung Infuse or Xperia Arc for free (I am not sure which to get btw)
[Off-topic] Persona+:
congratulations you won a free* xperia ark!

*With a 5 year $299.95 per month non-upgradeable contract.

I wish I could learn java like in the matrix

Trust me d-..-b im from the webs
[Off-topic] sterfreak:
Wish granted. You are now a mindless robot that only seeks to compile.

I wish aircrack worked on my phone

Also, does this remind anyone of Twisted Metal? lol
[Off-topic] crassy:
Granted, aircrack now works on your phone. WiFi doesn't.

I wish I won the Nobel prize.
[Off-topic] phburks:
Granted but your time machine runs Windows ME.

I wish the time traveler the best of luck.

G2X CM7
[Off-topic] Persona+:
granted the time machine breaks down and he ends up traveling with doctor who.

I wish that no american network ever picks up doctor who.

( BBC forever syfy sucks! )

Trust me d-..-b im from the webs
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Granted but every TV you ever own will break as soon as you turn it on!

I wish there were more good TV shows...
[Off-topic] falseman:
I wish to ban all these gauys above me..
[Off-topic] Frosty666:
Granted, their all banned.

Unfortunately the ban button spazzed out on me and your banned as well.

I wish to get to sleep for gods sake. Just turned 12am here D:<
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
A deep sleep shall come upon you, from which you will never reawaken. :eek::eek::eek:

I wish this heat wave would end.
[Off-topic] Frosty666:
Granted, heat wave is ended. But it became so cold the whole world froze over. ..... nice one -_-

I wish I had a pretzel.
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Granted, but it's so twisted that your mouth can't figure out how to eat it. :p

I wish I had a Cadillac. :)
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Here, have this pretzel. (Gives pretzel). I found it under the fridge where it's been laying for 8 years! :p

I wish my bank balance was as big as this mornings hangover...
[Off-topic] husam666:
granted but your hangovers becomes smaller and so is ur account

I wish i could get no corruption for this one
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Your bank balance is now as big as the hangover but it turns out it's not a hang over but a side affect from the sti you caught analy :eek::eek::eek:

I wish for you to corrupt my wish :p:D
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
:eek:B*tch posted just before me with nearly the same wish :eek:

Edit: oh wait, maybe not the same :p

Edit2: wish not granted :p
[Off-topic] avgjoegeek:
To keep this thread moving....

Your wish has been granted - your corrupted wish is you've been given temporary admin rights to XDA Forums then you ban yourself!

I wish I was on vacation.
[Off-topic] husam666:
granted but you have to deal with 10 women in their periods

I wish i can predict teh future
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Wish granted, but it's to Canada :p:p:p

I wish I Knew what's so important I can't see the calendar http://xdaforums.com/calendar.php:(
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Granted, but your limited to 0.0000000000000001 seconds in th future.

I wish I knew what was so important on the calendar that I can't seenit :(http://xdaforums.com/calendar.php
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Granted. It's the secret pr0n sub-forum and you'll never be allowed to access it! :p

I wish for all the rioting idiots in London to wake up this morning with an untreatable case of Syphilis.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Granted, but then it spread to you!

I wish... that it's the 29th of August... and that... jailbaits will stop baiting me!
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Granted, but for you it will be that day over and over for eternity!

I wish i got paid for the afternoon i'm taking off work :D
[Off-topic] RinZo:
Granted, but that afternoon off is the last time you get paid.

I wish I could be back on vacation.
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Granted, but this time it's with Chevy Chase and his National Lampoon wacko family.

I wish I had invested in gold last year, since it has doubled in value.
[Off-topic] husam666:
granted, but whiny kids ruin it for you

I wish everything wasn't reversed in soviet russia
[Off-topic] RinZo:
Granted but in Soviet Russia wishes make you

I wish that My credit cards were paid off
[Off-topic] RinZo:
lol double post
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
lol ...........
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Granted but u only have a ounce

I wish I had a iPhone
[Off-topic] newter55:
Granted......but it is an iPhone 2g.

I wish I had a new corvette
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but it has scratches all over it.

I wish i had over 9000 dollars!!
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
Granted but u can only spend a dollar a day

I wish husam liked my post XD
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Granted, but you get ticketed for doing 180MPH in a 25 zone and can't get auto insurance.

Wish I had a 24 ounce porterhouse, right about now.

@T.C.P.

I didn't purposely skip over you. When I started to write my post the "I wish I had a Corvette" wish was the next wish in line.

The order got discombobulated.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
YOU CAN have your 24oz porterhouse...but it's burnt....to a crisp. :(

I want my neighbors on the second floor to move out....TONIGHT!
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
Granted but the disfigured bodies they find next door drop the value of your house.

I wish the internet was free and fast here.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
That's fine. I rent :p

The internet is free and fast but you are being watched 24/7 by teh gubberment! :eek:

I wish Sparky wasn't such a n00b....
[Off-topic] T.C.P:
granted but he has a iPhone :p

I wish oboma gave me a million dollars
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
HA HA HA HA!! :D

The problem is i am sure they already know about my porn collection.

jk jk

Granted but every full moon you get possessed by the soul of your not so interesting grandmother and she just ate prunes.

Post speed faaaaiiiiilll.... :(

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Receives 1 milion Zimbabwean dollars. "Zimbabwean dollars are worthless"

I wish aliens would teleport all the dumb and evil people in the universe onto one planet and then nuke it.

The alien should be called spock.. it's only logical.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Granted. However, you are mistakenly included in the group and nuked as well. :eek:

I wish I knew everything worth knowing.....
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted except you can't tell anyone any of your knowledge ever!!

I wish the galaxy nexus would hurry up and release on sprint already!!!
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted granted but it would be imediately sold out when you go and have to one more month

I wish my x10 suddenly transformed in the xperiaS
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
Granted but it overheats like the x10.

I wish coffee gave me super human strength.
[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
granted. but the coffee tastes like your grandpas farts combined with month old cow urine. still want that coffee?

I wish i was able to fall asleep at a normal hour
[Off-topic] yannn007:
You fall asleep at normal hour, but then you wake up after 5mins and cant fall asleep again.
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Id wish ACTA and SOPA never existed. Corrupt this :p
[Off-topic] agent205:
Granted ! But all of 'em will be forever-alone-gay, FOREVER

I wish someone give me sgs3 for free

Sent from derp-mobile
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
Granted.. but it gets stolen just after you root it and get everything how you want it.

I wish i had the cursed crossbow that can kill justin bierber.

"celebrities are reptiles in disguise"
[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
granted. but you miss your target every time you shoot. even from 3 feet away.

i wish i didnt have to fix other peoples mistakes
[Off-topic] Jotokun:
Granted. Now you cant even fix your own mistakes.

I wish I had a 100% efficient solar panel for my house and car so I wouldnt have to pay an electric bill or for gas.
[Off-topic] SteveG12543:
Granted, but then the sun burns out unexpectedly.

I wish I can stay here in Erie, PA and not have to move to Dover, DE...
[Off-topic] Jotokun:
Granted. A meteor falls on your car while you're in it, killing you. Congrats, you get to be buried in Erie, PA!

I wish mainstream computer monitors would finally rise above the artificial 1080p cap and keep a reasonable price.
[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
granted, but the screens are only 2" and arent getting any bigger.

i wish straight talk had roaming so i could run off different towers when i'm on the road instead of just at&t
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
Granted.

But the phone uses 10 times the normal battery.
[Off-topic] Nicgraner:
You didn't ask for something so...granted. I wish for the HTC ville
[Off-topic] agent205:
Granted, but it explode in your hand when you touch it

I wish the person below me is justin bieber

Try it :D

Sent from derp-mobile
[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
if i didnt bite this bullet, i'm not sure anyone else would

granted, but it only lasts for 5 seconds.... just long enough for me to change back before i can commit suicide.

i wish i could fast forward 2 years so i could be done with school
[Off-topic] GreggoryD502:
Granted. But after you get your degree you find out your only qualified to be a fluffer in gay male porn.

I wish I was the most powerful person in the world.
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
Granted but the powers only manifest when no one is looking.

i wish developers would put much bigger cells into phones.. "no seriously"
[Off-topic] strassenkehrer:
I grant your wish but those phones just work with solar power.

I wish someone would do my laundry
[Off-topic] SteveG12543:
Granted, that someone is you.

I wish someone would give me a dollar, and absolutely no negative repercussions would occur.
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
Zimbabwe dollar.

I wish i had x-ray vision and telepathy.

oh.. and mysterion's power.
[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
x-ray granted, but it only works on the mens shower/locker room

telepathy granted, but it never works in your favor.

mysterions powers... granted.... but you get stuck in 4th grade for the rest of your life and dont age past that.

i wish the FAA didn't have so many damn regulations...
[Off-topic] Gibsonflyingv:
I wish I could hit 1Thz
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Granted...but now they have none, your pilot is a drunk macaque monkey and he flies your plane into the nearest cliff killing 203 people and one Macaque monkey...

I wish I could have an unlimited data plan for five bucks a month....
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted but you are throttled(slowed down) after 5mb of use

I wish megan fox gave me an hour with her(nothing can corrupt this)
[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
granted, but there's no touching allowed and she's invisible

i wish i didnt have to wake up in 5 hours
[Off-topic] Frosty666:
Granted, but you don't wake up ever :O

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow...

PS, I accidentally thanked you haha

Sent from my Snapdragon.
[Off-topic] Archer:
Granted, but you go anyway because you miss the place so much.

I was I hadn't sold my HD2.
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
Granted, but it will brick tomorrow

I wish I had unlimited money on the Market

Sent from my IceColdSandwich Desire HD

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[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
granted. but none of the apps show up because the market thinks none of them are compatible with your phone. "i'll just do it on my computer then" no you wont. your computer has an uber virus that crashed the internet for the ENTIRE WORLD! thanks kojack.... lol

i wish my flight training went for more than a couple hours at a time.
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
It does, but you crash and DIE HORRIBLY

I wish the apps were compatible with my device...

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[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but there force closes every 1 min and lots of bugs

I wish it was next week on friday so i can get paid.
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
It is, but your company goes bust and doesn't pay you

I wish I had a non-buggy ics for my Archos 80 G9

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[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but after an hour of use it hard bricks your phone :p:p

I wish i had a new 2011 jeep wrangler
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
Congratulations you get a 2011KG lead weighted 2011 jeep wrangler.

I wish i knew what my next wish is.
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
Granted, it's what you make of it

I wish apple would f**k off

(Don't we all)

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[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
granted. but they bust an appley load all over you before hand. (eeewwwwww)

i wish i could fast forward time
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
LMAO!!

Granted but you can only fast forward 1 min every month :p

I wish i could see an alive dinosaur
[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
granted... but it eats you (as if you didnt see that coming)

i wish i didnt live on the side of a mountain. i swear getting to my car is like climbing mount everest
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
granted but you live at the top of the mountain :p

I wish amazon would stop taking so much DAMN commission!!!
[Off-topic] OmegaRED^:
Granted but shipping prices by 3rd party company increase cost dramatically.

I small tornado sinks the delivery truck.

I wish i had all the knowledge of the universe in a tiny time traveling, talking A.I. cube.
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted, but you drop the cube that happens to be made of glass

I wish my battery lasted 7 days of hardcore use
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
Granted, but it short circuits and bricks your phone

I wish this Biology lesson (That I'm in now) would end quicker

Sent from a school Samsung N145 Plus netbook using Opera
[Off-topic] agent205:
Granted. But your teacher will give you a lot of homeworks

I wish i get promoted :p
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
You get premoted and then immideately demoted

I wish I had no homework :(
[Off-topic] agent205:
Granted. But then you turn into justin bieber

i wish this headache is gone :(

Sent from derp-mobile
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
Granted (here, I have a huge amount of paracetemol)

I wish my tab had more ram

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[Off-topic] Rocky7032:
Granted but now it boot loops.

I wish i had a working iron man suit.
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
Granted but it's too heavy to walk in

I wish my script worked :-\
[Off-topic] BeerChameleon:
Granted but only for 1 min :p

I wish i had a Red Bull Right now :(
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
Granted, but it's empty

I wish my tab would boot quicker

(The script is working now)
[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
granted, but it bootloops... jyst faster now

i wish there was more time in the day
[Off-topic] GBGamer:
Granted, but you have 20 hour workdays.

I wish I owned a TARDIS with a working chameleon drive.

Sent From My Herculean Wizard
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted but it gets stolen

I wish i could magically create money
[Off-topic] watt9493:
Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I had an iphone. ;-) can't corrupt it!

-My life is a shooting range, people never change-
[Off-topic] Waddle:
Hmmm this is hard...

Wish granted, but by buying it you forfeit the right to having android. Phones. And it falls and shatters on your way home

I wish that I got free upgrades whenever I wanted to...
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted, but its restricted to dumb phones only

I wish my screen never got dirty
[Off-topic] dexter93:
granted but its so fragile it breaks when you touch it.

I wish i had mod powers
[Off-topic] Rolex81:
Granted but you accidentally banned yourself.

I wish AT&T would stop throttling my unlimited data.
[Off-topic] Dr_Jefferson:
Granted but it's stuck at the slowest speed possible.

I wish I had my pilot licence
[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
granted, but ATC gives you hold short instructions and then forgets and ignores you

i wish it was 8 am already so i could go fly lol
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Granted but you can't fly... There has been a terrorist attack and everyone suspects you... You cant go anywhere near the airport...

I wish we started school an hour later
[Off-topic] ridethisbike:
granted, but now your classes run two times as long.

i wish my flight class was twice as long lol
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted, but most of the time is spent watching pron

I wish i could eat like a pig and not get fat
[Off-topic] Archer:
Granted, but everything tastes disgusting.

I wish I wasn't bored.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Granted but you're surrounded with annoying people

I wish I didn't forget to post a wish -_-
[Off-topic] bdfull3r:
Granted but now you forget everything else

I wish stupid people would go away
[Off-topic] husam666:
Granted, but all the girls turn ugly

I wish deploying apps to my phone didn't take that long
[Off-topic] vbansal:
Granted but you can only have iPhone 1...

I wish I could have the latest working Android phone
[Off-topic] Rolex81:
Granted but you drop and break it on the way out of the store.

I wish new music didn't suck so bad
[Off-topic] Yuhfhrh:
Granted, but you just lost your hearing.

I wish this following wish would come true and be my perfect wish; a wish that cannot go wrong or become corrupt: I wish I had absolute complete power.
[Off-topic] GBGamer:
Your wish is granted, but since this a corrupt wish thread, you get kicked off xda, and you, in your infinite power, take down xda.

I wish I could sleep at school.

Sent from Darth Hercules
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Now you can, but you will only ever be able to sleep at school.

I wish i could erase my memory so that i could do everything for the first time again!
[Off-topic] xaccers:
You can, but now you soil yourself as you've forgotten how to use the toilet

I wish I was feeling better
[Off-topic] Dirk:
You feel better, but only because a sixth finger has grown on each of your hands! :eek:

I wish i could stop my bloody heater from buzzing! :mad:
[Off-topic] shr33kant:
Your wish is granted, however your heater now won't turn off and attracts a swarm of wasps...

I wish I could make the world see how Apple tells dirty lies and likes to r*pe babies in while they're still in the womb...
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Sorry, double post!
[Off-topic] Dirk:
I grant your wish, but now you like the dark so much that you spend the rest of your life sleeping during every daylight hour.

I wish i could go back in time...
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Cool, vampirism...here I come ;)

You go back to the year 1199 and die (painfully, I might add) in the war between england and france fighting for Richard the Lionhearted...

I wish I had a sugar glider
[Off-topic] boborone:
I grant your wish.

Time is 2:03 AM, 6/27/11

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow...well today I guess
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted, but he doesn't like you, he likes Sparky. Bites and screams at the birds, and sense he's nocturnal, keeps you up every night.

I wish there was a line to wait in before posting in threads like this one and the banned thread, that way they don't get all screwed up.
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
I grant your wish. You are next in line to post.....behind 2, 563,452, 306 other people

I wish the walls in my apartment weren't purple and I could GET OFF BEDREST and paint them....
[Off-topic] 4silvertooth:
Wish granted. And your parents like the paint job so much, they want you to paint their whole house.

I wish the day was for 30 hours , 6 hours for doin nothing.