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[Off-topic] mznatnat:
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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OMG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that was a good one.

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Your wish is my command. The world is ended. Your trip to hell has sped up by a few decades. Enjoy Diablo..... he's nice.... and hot

I wish I could go back to 1995. Why? Because Tyler Perry was a nobody back then and I didn't see his cross dressing a$$ all over my TV!
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted

Here's a T1000. Do us all a favor. Oh and sorry, the programming got mixed up. He destroys you and Perry.

[YOUTUBE]SdGbU34L0n0[/YOUTUBE]

I wish someone could go back to the late 90s and tell those boys in London what their new music called dubstep was going to turn into.
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
Granted, but due to wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff you make them kill the grandfather of a future leader, causing a paradox and the world ends

I wish I had a One X :(
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted

[YOUTUBE]Oi7zol01j9U[/YOUTUBE]

After watching that video, you quit your job to become a carpenter armed only with the One X and a desire to "hammer some s**t". After proving your worth to the foreman, he gives you the job. 6 nails into building your first cabinet, you break the board. He puts you on finish duty. 3 braids into the trim, you break the top shelf. He puts you on framing duty. 9 heavy duty nails in, you break the support brace. All cause the phone is that tough. But because you broke so much and quit your job you had. You have to sell your phone to pay rent cause you got fired from your calling as a Master Nailer.

I wish you would have just used the phone as a phone. Then I would not have seen the idiocy in the world once again.
[Off-topic] mznatnat:
Ha! I'm listening to dubstep now!!!!

Your wish is granted. The boys in London are now aware of what their music is going to turn into. They like it and they decide to turn it into (what is now known as the real dubstep) sooner. And instead of horrible hip hop taking over, the world gets taken over by horrible dubstep that sounds like dial up modems and broken garbage disposers. Lil Wayne, too, decided to do dubstep. FTW FTW FTW

I wish that whomever created Twilight, Harry Potter, and Scary Movie series were never born and that horrible garbage was never written / filmed.
[Off-topic] boborone:
I wish people would quit skipping wishes
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted. But Justin Bieber is ur roommate ::thumbup:

I wish I get some good app ideas
[Off-topic] Quinny899:
You do, but when you release them you find that someone got there first

I wish that Rosie would not resist resizing :mad:

<- Post 2,500 :D
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, but she suddenly starts eating lots of cakes and getting really fat - how's that for resizing?

I wish the guy upstairs from me didn't have his TV on so loud at 9 on a Sunday morning. :banghead:
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted but he turns on his Big Jambox speakers.

I wish the Blade gets a 100% working ICS
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
ZTE Blades are unbrickable.....EPIC FAIL

Granted but they take u prisoner and dissect u

I wish it was cooler
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted but u start hating Android

I wish a Blade cm9 nightly is out soon
[Off-topic] roofrider:
Granted, but u lose ur Nexus.

Just wish peeps will stop talking abt cm9
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, pretty soon they'll all be talking about CM11 instead :p

I wish I could win the lottery so I could stop working for the moment and help the person I want to.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted, you won the 1 dollar lottery.

I wish it was impossible to brick android phones

Sent from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted, but u fall in love with iPhones.

I wish the Blade gets a jellybean rom
[Off-topic] Edogawa Conan:
Granted,but your Blade will lag to the core

I wish i could get 12 hrs of sleep everyday
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted but u miss school/work

I wish I wasn't bored
[Off-topic] John McClane:
Granted. But you'll work hard everyday and won't have time to get rest or sleep. :D

I wish I have my classic car plate, for my '85 Cressida. :o
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted but ur car blows up

I wish my RD application gets accepted
[Off-topic] John McClane:
Granted. Now under your avatar says Running Developer.

I wish that my next wish get granted without corruption. :p
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted but u forget what's Die Hard (I didn't corrupt ur wish, just ur mind)

I wish I had a spare battery right now
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, but I end up paying as my wish gets corrupted twice as the universe makes up for it :thumbdown:

I wish I was a Mod as I'd love to be able to shut down some of the pointless threads that keep getting opened.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted but you die when you try to make that wish, no corruption for it needed ;)

I wish this wish doesn't come true (paradox? O.o)

Sent from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] John McClane:
Granted, but you'll have a 750 Amp Gel battery without terminals, nor wires.

I wish I have more thanks....... Lol
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted but ur account gets deactivated permanently

I wish McClane doesn't give me a 750 amp gel battery
[Off-topic] mznatnat:
LMFAOOOO!

And me too!

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Wish granted. Some random cute girl you meet at the bar gives you STD's instead. And all because you were too horny. Sorry.
[Off-topic] roofrider:
I'd wish for u to have made a wish.
[Off-topic] boborone:
Granted

CA CA CA CA COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

(no corruption, the game continues)

I wish my laptop had a LED screen and not a LCD
[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted, but your screen is made up of one LED.

I wish I knew how to solve a 7x7 Rubik's cube.
[Off-topic] vanisleryan:
Your wish is granted but it's a Lite Brite. I wish I was stuck on an exotic island with Halle Berry.

Sent from my I9000 running JW5 with Dmore3.3 and Semaphore 2.7.4
[Off-topic] mznatnat:
TO MAKE A WISH

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Boborone take Easy Combo Breaker off!!!!!
[Off-topic] yourguitarist:
Your wish is granted, but she has aids.

I wish I was black
[Off-topic] John McClane:
Granted but your bones disappeared instantly. :p

I wish this game doesn't end. :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, but you are condemned to spend the rest of your life in OT with no escape :D

I wish I had a more exciting evening planned.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted, exciting until you break your leg

I wish i was moderator on xda :P

Sent from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] :
Granted, you can only buy pr0n apps.

I wish I had some Chinese food.
[Off-topic] iok1:
granted, food poisoning...

I wish I could be productive right now

Sent from my HTC Sensation
[Off-topic] Pop Tarantula:
Granted. But your enjoyment overload will cause 24hrs total lack of bowel control, followed by a massive coronary failure. RIP.

I wish I still had my trusty CBR600FP (motorbike)...

Desire HD : CM7.2.0 RC3 : Tapatalk 2.1.3
[Off-topic] chbea:
granted bicycle

i wish google give 10 free app to all people in world
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted, but they are all the same app - Google+ - and the world ends up hating you for it.

I wish that people would get the concept of "Corrupt A Wish" before they post in this thread :banghead:
[Off-topic] Pop Tarantula:
Granted, but just like goldfish with short memory (myth), concept will be lost on them after a few seconds.

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good - I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala (skee-lo) ;)

Desire HD : CM7.2.0 RC3 : Tapatalk 2.1.3
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted, but

You're taller because u wear 5" heels

You're a baller but u break ur hands and feet

You have a good looking girl but she cheats on u everyday

You have a RABID rabbit in a hat with a bat

And ur '64 impala is stolen

:p

I wish AdMob wwasn't so tough to use
[Off-topic] thatdefault:
Granted but you can't repack :p

I wish my Wi-Fi download speed reaches 300 KB/s
[Off-topic] Faiz Malkani:
Granted. You're speed keeps on increasing

300kbps

700kbps

5mbps

70mbps

800mbps

1gbps

476gbps

1tbps

And then ur wireless router blows up

I wish AdSense hadn't closed for Android
[Off-topic] jt.one:
granted.

but you and all your friends are banned from using it.

I wish I had the knowledge to cure cancer
[Off-topic] Pop Tarantula:
Granted. But then an evil logging corporation destroys the rainforest habitat of the ant colony you just discovered holds the key and it is lost again..... ;-)

I wish I had 'real' unlimited download allowance, not capped to 30GB by 'fair use policy'

Desire HD : CM7.2.0 RC3 : Tapatalk 2.1.3
[Off-topic] Archer:
Nice reference, and great film :)

Granted! But you only get 2kbps download and 1kbps upload speed.

I wish I had unlimited wishes (or genies).
[Off-topic] Babydollll:
Granted. However, every wish you make has a dire consequence that costs someone/something dear to you....

I wish Sparky would stop throwing socks on the floor

(no, really....)
[Off-topic] humanophile:
Granted. You are now homeless and have no floor on which socks can be thrown. There is only the muddy earth.

I wish I didn't have to reach 10 posts just to be able to post in the thread about my phone's alpha CM9 rom.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted, you now have to reach 1000 posts for it (You never said if you wanted a lower post count :P)

I wish for world peace
[Off-topic] Pop Tarantula:
Granted, but is only peaceful because you are now the only living thing left alive.. Enjoy the silence!

I wish I could fly helicopters

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[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Granted but during your test flight of your new helicopter the rear blades come off and embed themselves in your neck, causing blood to gush everywhere and you crashing the plane. You die slowly from the neck wound you have, causing your heart to pump blood to the gash, effectively killing yourself.

I wish the xda app wasn't so unreliable

Sent from my inter galactic super fantastic communication device.
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Streamlined and tweaked to perfection, but the only one you can converse with is your parole officer/momma.

I wish I had a never ending supply of fresh Main lobster.
[Off-topic] azzledazzle:
Granted but the lobsters are from my pool which is where all my waste water ends up.

Enjoy your chocolate lobsters:)

I wish I had a body like an addonis
[Off-topic] cascabel:
Done. Your body will now have the appearance of my friend's pug who he has lovingly named Adonis (true story).

I wish i have an sgs 3...
[Off-topic] Soap:
Gifted. But you can only move small objects like pencils and paper cups.

I wish I had new guitar strings..
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Granted but someone strangles you with the old ones

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[Off-topic] iok1:
I wish Guyinthecorner would make a wish.....

Sent from my jelly bean
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted ... but his wish comes true and you are wiped out of existence as a result.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep for once.
[Off-topic] Soap:
Granted. But you sleep 3 hours late and get fired from work.

I wish newbs weren't so newbish..
[Off-topic] prototype7:
Granted, but... yeah, you can have that one.

I wish you good luck trying to think of something clever to say about this wish.
[Off-topic] StormMcCloud:
Granted, however upon reading the clever retort that is written in response to your cleverly worded wish, you suffer a brain aneurysm. Now you spend the rest of your days lying on a hospital bed watching daytime soap operas unable to tell the nurse that you would rather watch game shows.

I wish people would learn how to drive instead of just getting behind the wheel and acting like morons.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Granted but since everybody learns to drive everybody stops paying for car insurance destroying the industry and resulting in mass suicides. All on your conscience.

I wish that Politicians were required to have their constituents interests at heart.
[Off-topic] TravisBean:
Granted, but their constituents are their relatives.

I wish gas prices dropped back down to a dollar a gallon.
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Granted but cars now cost $1 billion +

I wish my phone wasn't grey, I want a white phone!

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[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
But then I already have quite a great life, so the wish is meaningless :D

I wish for world piss/peace
[Off-topic] husam666:
granted but the sewers flood/ everybody's hippie :eek:

i wish for infinite wishes without corruptions
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
But your wish will never come true.

I wish... for... something.
[Off-topic] Grim Reaper:
Wish granted, but the something is not what you wanted.

I wish I had a snow globe.

Sent with my Infused Infuse using XDA Premium App
[Off-topic] RinZo:
Wish granted but the snow is actually anthrax and it breaks and gets everywhere.

I wish I didn't have to work
[Off-topic] husam666:
granted, but you also will lose your loved ones and all your money

I wish I become in shape
[Off-topic] solarpolitiks:
Granted but you will come into the shape of a circle

I wish for a way to get out of my contract with Verizon
[Off-topic] watt9493:
granted but they will take your arms and legs with them.

i wish for a fast way to flash roms and not mess up my phone, having everything working perfectly
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
But your Android phone turns out to be a KIRF from China. Or worse:

AN IPHONE!

I wish that nobody corrupts my wish of becoming a billionaire.
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
Wish granted but your a billionaire with monopoly money.

I wish for a easier way to make money.
[Off-topic] :
Wish granted, but you'll end up being a prostitute and catch various diseases, and you sleep with only fat women.

I wish I had a laptop for college.

-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
Wish granted but its a IBM laptop running windows 3.1

I wish for a credit card to buy whatever I wanted.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Wish granted, but you'll have to pay 30% interest per day for it.

I wanna be a billionaire, so freaking bad...

(Work with me here, guys)
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
wish granted but you only can by one thing and burn the rest.

i wish for a mcdonalds franchise
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Then McDonald's were banned in, like, 49 states. Especially Texas.

I wanna buy all the things I've never had.
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
wish granted but you went bankrupt and everything was repo'd

I wish for a fast car with unlimited gas.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Unfortunately it doesn't have wheels and will get you nowhere. But it'll get you nowhere fast, so...

I wish my wishes will never be corrupted when I wish for USD1,000,000 right now.
[Off-topic] Jays2Kings:
Granted, your wishes will not be corrupted... Later on. You get $1,000,000 in pennies landing in top of you and crush you.

I wish for a edible hard shell taco.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
But when you chew on it you realize that it's fossilized turd.

I wish for USD1,000,000 in my bank account.
[Off-topic] houstonsveryown:
Wish granted but once the money is deposited in your bank it automatically transfer to your worst enemy's account.

I wish for unlimited power
[Off-topic] Dirk:
Your phone is now white. So are all the graphics and all the text. Good luck!

I wish the free weights section in the gym is always empty when i arrive so that i can get a bench whenever i need one!
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Your gyms free weight section is now always empty....just like the rest of the world. You are now the last surviving person on Earth.

I wish that The Beatles were reunited.
[Off-topic] :
Granted.

I wish October would hurry up, I'm ready for TWD.
[Off-topic] lreyes:
Hahaha I think he ment the band the beetles
[Off-topic] :
Oh sorry.

I wish there was a special sarcasm font, it would be helpful to everybody, myself included.
[Off-topic] iok1:
That font uses wingdings. Wish granted.

I wish i had a galaxy nexus that is unbrickable, unbreakable. And will always get latest Android. Also i wish this wish doesn't get corrupted :P

Sent from my jelly bean
[Off-topic] abnah:
Wish granted. But everything else you ever wished for your life will never happen.

I wish I had a beer right now. :D
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Done. But it's a warm beer.

I wish that it was raining paper money.
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted, but its monopoly money

I wish i could command any girl/woman to have sex with me at any time
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Granted, but you've been locked into an impenetrable chastity belt whose lock cannot be picked or removed. And it's extremely snug.

I wish my son would metaphorically pull his head out of his ass and do his homework.
[Off-topic] husam666:
Granted but his head is now literally is up his ass

I wish I had something better to do than sitting and being stupid on the internet
[Off-topic] lokenok:
Granted but a troll came out from ur computer screen

I wish i could have all the sony phones ;)
[Off-topic] veeman:
Granted but they all have defects.

I wish my phone had a higher clock speed.
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted, say hello to your new melted phone @500ghz

I wish my autocorrect was more accurate.

Sent from my jelly bean
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Granted, but its more accurate in Arabic.

I wish I didn't have to wait till the end of a contract to upgrade phone for free
[Off-topic] husam666:
Granted, but you can only upgrade to an iPhone

I wish for world piss :p
[Off-topic] John McClane:
Granted, but it will have a 5 second memory loss.

I wish for a new full frame DSLR. :D
[Off-topic] :
Granted, but it can only hold 10 pictures.

I wish Zombie Tsunami is available on Android.
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but it will only run on crap graphics

I wish i could get to sleep right now

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] o0BlacknesS0o:
Granted but you will never awake

I wish i could start a thread that Archer would leave alone

Droid Charge powered by TSM Tweaked 3.0 w/ JellyBean 5.0
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but youll have a bigger troll onto you (e.g. M.T.M.)

I wish i could think of a wish

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] o0BlacknesS0o:
Granted but now everything you wish for will benefit your enemies

I wish i knew who M.T.M. was...

Droid Charge powered by TSM Tweaked 3.0 w/ JellyBean 5.0
[Off-topic] sepherian:
Granted but new you know him too well and he's clingy

I wish someone wouldn't corrupt any of my wishes
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Your wish isn't corrupted but a chunk of blue ice falls from the sky and kills you.

I wish my wish would be corrupted.
[Off-topic] roofrider:
Granted, but potaytoes happen! :eek::eek:

I wish potaytoes!
[Off-topic] sepherian:
Granted, but tomatoes happen.

I wish for world peace
[Off-topic] SimonTS:
Granted - the world is now full of peas; no potatoes or tomatoes, just peas for the rest of your life.

I wish I could find what I was looking for :eek:
[Off-topic] Pop Tarantula:
granted. it's right there in front of you, but now you can't remember what you wanted it for.....

I wish I had a hammer so I could hammer in the morning, all over this land...

Desire HD : * Blackout ICS 3.0.0 * : Tapatalk 2.3.1
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Granted but it's a Pink hammer. Pink is a girl's color.

I wish Hollywood would stop rebooting movies.
[Off-topic] Danial723:
Granted...but all new movies released star Justin beaber...

I wish I had a bigger penis :)
[Off-topic] iok1:
Granted. Its so big no one would ever want to be your friend and you die alone.

I wish for some good night's sleep.

Sent from my jelly bean
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Granted, but you wake up next to Danial with his oversized unit, never to forget what happened.

I wish life would stop ****ting on me, metaphorically and/or literally.
[Off-topic] :
Granted, for now on your pet ****s on you instead, and if you don't have one then your friends pets.

I wish it was next month so i can watch TWD S3.
[Off-topic] Danial723:
Yay I won't die alone now :D lmao
[Off-topic] Danial723:
Your wish has been granted....but your TV signal is terrible and you only get the Spanish channel.

I wish I had an iPhone5.....to see if it will blend. :)
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
The iPhone 5 does not in fact blend.

I wish that oil was found on Mars.
[Off-topic] kaleavi:
I grant your wish but even if we find oil on mars, the digging & transportation costs will lead to the rise of fuel prices as well as rise in pollution. Not to forget some martians beating the crap outta us :D plus all the free sources of energy that we could use if these big oil companies & corrupt govt would let us, for e.g. Nikola Tesla's patented works so that no one else could produce Free Energy!:banghead:

I wish everyone would wake up very soon to this mass global awakening & join in this spiritual shift & also help it by spreading it. WakeUp!
[Off-topic] :
Uhm, not sure what that means but I'll give it a go. Granted, the world is now Atheist, no more judging other men.

I wish the Skrillex/Kanye collaboration would leak.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
It leaks but turns out to have been a Skrillex/Kayne/Justin Bieber/Ke$ha/Pitbull collab featuring Beats by Dre audio enhancements.

I wish that Dave Chappelle never went crazy and ran off to Africa.
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Granted, but he became a monk, took a vow of silence, and retreated to a life of solitude.

I wish all new iPhone threads would be punished by a perm ban.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
Granted. Members who post iPhone threads will now be banned from getting perms.

I wish I had another wish and it was uncorruptible.
[Off-topic] sepherian:
Granted, but you die in the middle of new York city and no one helps you, they gather around and sing songs (not alone?)

I wish life were a tad bit simpler
[Off-topic] :
LMAO :good:

Granted. You are a cat.

I wish I could sleep until 4:30 when I get off.
[Off-topic] jRi0T68:
Granted, you are also a cat.

I wish I had the freedom a cat has to be lazy and have everyone take care of their every need.
[Off-topic] Danial723:
granted, you are now a vegetable in a coma.

Wish I could fly like a bird.
[Off-topic] 063_XOBX:
You can now fly like a Dodo.

I wish iPhone was automatically censored on XDA.
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Granted but you now have an iPhone and are kicked off xda

I wish all torrents were malware free

Sent from my inter galactic super fantastic communication device.
[Off-topic] Danial723:
Granted....but now they only download at 1kb/hour

I wish my cat would get off my lap so I can go mix a drink
[Off-topic] Pop Tarantula:
granted, but you mistake the pretty bottles and mix a double vodka and toilet bleach....

I wish there was no commandment restricting the coveting of my neighbours wife or maidservant ;)

Desire HD : * Blackout ICS 3.0.0 * : Tapatalk 2.3.1
[Off-topic] negrobembon:
Granted but shes a dude

I wish i had a money pooping dog

Edit: u can freely go after the maid dude
[Off-topic] gmaster1:
Granted but it poops cr@p on the money it poops...if that makes any sense:p

I wish school died out...along with english...

That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem :eek:
[Off-topic] kaleavi:
Granted as i hate schools too but you know you'll miss sweet cheeked early teens & their short skirts!:o feeling hot already:p

I wish everyone searched about what soft drinks like coke & pepsi do to us apart from making us fat!:D
[Off-topic] Pop Tarantula:
granted, but the only information found is written by Coke & Pepsi Co. Consequently, everyone believes they are health drinks, sales increase & they all get fatter.

I wish I didn't have 2 left feet when attempting to dance

Desire HD : * Blackout ICS 3.0.0 * : Tapatalk 2.3.1
[Off-topic] GuyInTheCorner:
Granted but you now have no feet at all

I wish HTC's keyboard didn't suck at times...

On a side note, nice to see many fellow DHD users :P

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