[Off-topic] conantroutman:
Couple of things that need to be adressed here :p

First off, I think you mean "Jam" or "Fruit Preserve"....

This is jelly...........

And as for keeping it in the fridge..... well thats just wrong. Its almost as bad as keeping tomato sauce in the fridge....

;) :p

Secondly, and more importantly......

DO NOT start a rant thread if your "rant" is only one line long :eek:

Thats not a rant............:mad:

Thats nothing but a minor gripe........

If your gonna rant, RANT. Dont just throw out a tiddly little one liner and expect people to feel sorry for you. You need to make them feel your pain!

Your need to spew absolute bile and vitriol at whatever it is thats grinding your gears.

I dont expect to come in here and see a threads called "Rants Thread" only to open it up and find you crying into your soup because someone cut across you on your way home from work....

I want to experience a level of anger not seen since that video of the angry german kid smashing his keyboard to bits! I want to believe your so absolutely livid with rage that you would punch your own mother full force in the face if she popped her head around the door to offer you a cup of tea!

There should be pictures of you stood on the roof of your house with a megaphone in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other screaming blue murder at the cops below.

There should be ridiculous amounts of the most vile and offensive profanity imaginable, language of such a filthy and depraved nature that it would make a sailor blush.(but not on XDA ;)

It beggars belief that this is what passes for a rant these days. In my day rants would go on for days..........

Thats the problem with "da yoof" of today, theres no passion. Nothing gets your blood pumping except Justin Bieber and the new limited edition flavour of Doritos.

Back in my day rants would go on for days. You could walk into any pub and find an old man in the corner jabbering on for hours putting the world to rights. You come back 2 hours later and he's still be going. Come back in another 2 hours and he'd be starting all over again from the beginning.

And thats another thing, whats up with pubs these days?

They dont even smell like pubs anymore, I remember when you walk past a pub at any hour of the day and smell nothing but stale beer and cheese and onion crisps. (Thats right crisps not "chips", chips is the correct name for "fries" :rolleyes:). Pubs nowadays smell like the perfume counter at an overpriced department store....They dont even sell pickled eggs :rolleyes:

They're just filled with overgroomed morons with stupid hairdos wearing T-shirts sporting the name of a Japanese city they've probably never heard of and a random number! Pffft most places dont even serve a decent pint. Its all watered down continental lagers that think they're better than a real pint because they're made with some obscure type of hops and barley cmobination. They dont even let you re-use your glass after your finished your drink because the health and safety types might wet they're pants if they see someone using the same glass for two drinks in a row. Its H&S gone mad thats what it is!!

Like those kids that werent even allowed to play conkers at school without safety goggles, they probably had to walk through some bleak inner city craphole full of junkies and degenerates all by themselves to get to school in the first place because they're lazy benefit cheating parents couldnt be bothered to get off they're lazy ass and take them, but OHHH NOOOOO, heaven forbid they should play conkers and maybe get hit in the face by a tiny little fragment of some overgrown seed......

Not that kids these days can even get hold of a decent conker these days, back in the day you could find them everywhere, big as a cats head.

Like that cat from next door, always coming across into my garden and crapping all over my prize begonias. I oughta set up a snipers nest in my loft and wait for it to come creeping in one night then.... BOOOOM..... headshot!!

Of course, I'd be in the wrong.....

"It was just a defenceless kitty :eek:" they'd cry......

Bah, It was trespassing on my property and I was defending myself. Whats the world coming too when a man cant even defend his own home from being attacked by his neighbours rogue feline??

This countrys gone to the dogs I tell you..............

Anyway, I dont have time for this I need to go and teach that bloody cat a lesson..........

tl : dr

NEED MOAR RANTZ

;)

(Disclaimer, I do not kill cats and have no intention to do so. No cats were harmed during the typing of this post)