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Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!! - by Ankit Shukla

3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !! - by Ankit Shukla

4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”* - by Ankit Shukla

5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!! - by Ankit Shukla

6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!* - by Ankit Shukla

7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol - by TJ

8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!! - by TJ

9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife. - by Vivek Singhania

10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do. - by Pras

11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other. – by Sourav Ghosh

12. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one” - by Pras

13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. - by Rajini

14. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside. - by Prabh

15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. - by Abbas

16. Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants. - by Abbas

17. All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died. - by Abbas

18. If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him. - by Abbas

19. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down. - by Abbas

20. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land. - by Abbas

21. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning. - by Abbas

22. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. - by Abbas

23. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired - by Abbas

24. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on. - by Abbas

25. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana - by Abbas

26. In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.” - by Abbas

27. Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet. - by Abbas

28. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably. - by Abbas

29. Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..?? - by Abbas

Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mind it! - by siva

30. In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gt pregnant !!! - by siva

31. 1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant” - by siva

32.Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die …………….. R.I.P PAUL !!!! - by Nikhil

33. Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third. – by Arpit Rathi

34. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend. - by Arpit Rathi

35. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking… - by Arpit Rathi

36. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”. - by Arpit Rathi

37. Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA. - by Arpit Rathi

38. Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE.” - by Nikhil

39.When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables! – by Harvinder Singh Gill

40. The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims. – by Harvinder Singh Gill

41. The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her… and now she’s Miss Pooja. – by Harvinder Singh Gill

42. The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!! – by Harvinder Singh Gill

43. The movie Krrish is loosely based on Rajnikanth’s life. – by Harvinder Singh Gill

44. Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off. – by Harvinder Singh Gill

45. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them! – by Harvinder Singh Gill

46. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala. - by Nikhil

47. Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS - by Nikhil

48. Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna.. - by Nikhil

49. Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession - by Nikhil