yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
Is it easier (possible?) to just update the OP with a FAQ and delete ALL replies? :D
[Vibrant Android Development] cpittman:
Then u chime in to make it even worse. :***** mp5:
[Vibrant Android Development] joe98200:
This post should be in OP
[Vibrant Android Development] inrelief:
I consider asking a question that's been asked ad nauseum, and has an easily found answer to be douchy. It says "my time is more valuable than yours, so let me pollute this thread and not invest any effort."

I don't think the tongue in cheek mockery is douchey.
[Vibrant Android Development] cpittman:
Isn't that the purpose of the q&a thread in the q&a section?
[Vibrant Android Development] markgeb50:
JIG works. I had successfully booted to download using a JIG
[Vibrant Android Development] Kaik541:
t959v is NOT a vibrant. it is a galaxy s 4g. we do not support this phone and can't account for photoshop ROM's based on this. go back to a stock ROM if it really is a vibrant.
[Vibrant Android Development] zenlakin:
I saw a couple of posts about it but I was curious if anyone running the current nightly is able to make and receive calls? I just installed it and I can't hear anyone talking when I receive a call and nobody can hear me either.
[Vibrant Android Development] zyrinx:
Unless you're joking, prepare to be land blasted by whiney bastards because you asked a question that's already been answered.

On a more positive note though, the answer to your question is no. Still a known issue that it probably being worked on as we speak.
[Vibrant Android Development] evilsaftan:
a have 2 vibrants whit CM nightly 9 but no sounds on calls recive or send......i revert to nihgtly 8
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
"Land blasted." LOL :D

I personally have fixed my anger towards re-posted questions by simply not answering them anymore.

...Oh, and whiskey. Lots of whiskey.
[Vibrant Android Development] go_l_den:
Rofl i got a text message and my phone played the cm7 boot animation on loop. Dont even bother with flaming me for posting bugs cuz its only happened like once and it doesnt need patching, I just thought it was hilarious.

Everything else in this ROM is AWESOME.
[Vibrant Android Development] sublimnl:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/lambasted

But I guess Land Blasted works too. LOOOL!
[Vibrant Android Development] tsnow247:
No. you can always get to recovery with a hardware locked phone. Dl mode is the only one that is restricted. I had two hw locked phones that I bricked before I figured this out.

You have a hardware locked phone.

Sorry

Sent from cm7
[Vibrant Android Development] zyrinx:
Touche, sir. =P
[Vibrant Android Development] AustinKnight45:
So flashing CM 7 V9 gets you land blasted, dam ill hold off thats some world ending $hit I'm not willing to deal with!
[Vibrant Android Development] daddysays:
mine does not work either, back to 8 hope that works.

edit: it does
[Vibrant Android Development] zyrinx:
Exactly. If you ignore it, then the person is then forced to utilize the search function a few more times before finding their answers. That or someone else that hadn't seen the question previously answers it for them.
[Vibrant Android Development] Jackdog89:
deleted..

10 char
[Vibrant Android Development] numberoneoppa:
Land blasted. Oh gosh I can't stop laughing. :D
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
Being land blasted is nothing to laugh about D:
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
I don't know if you can see it, but that giant scar on my wrist is from getting land blasted in Iraq in 2003. That is the exit wound. Entrance wound is on the other side. My first of two purple hearts.
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
See? Should've used the Search function!!

No but seriously, a hearty Hooah! to you good sir :)
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
Did anyone else notice that the nightlies have been removed from ROM Manager? Matter of fact, Cyanogen has been removed all together... or is it just me?

Edit: It was just me. :). ROM Manager changed my recovery back to 2.X for some reason. Weird. Disregard.
[Vibrant Android Development] cojonesx:
just you, I see both the nightlies and official

did you read the FAQ?
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
Please don't ask me that question... that's a ridiculous question to ask me. If you don't recognize my name, I forgive you, but if you know who I am, that could only have been a joke.

:)
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
I'm really hoping by this point, it's only a joke.

Actually, that gives me a great idea:

The Dev Forum Un-Q&A/Mis-FAQ

We should start replying to people in here with completely inaccurate information. Not necessarily stuff that will be believed, but something that says with some [not quite] subtlety, "We saw your post, and want to help, but really? Really?"

For example:

In order to get the microphone working in builds 9 and above, you must now make sure you have linked both a Facebook and Twitter account with at least 10 wall posts and/or tweets.

Odin is the sole deity of XDA. Senior Members, or those who have purchased an XDA Platinum membership, can post in the Prayer forum, and He usually responds within 15 minutes.
[Vibrant Android Development] apollo15rover:
Love it!!!
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
So how do I link facebook?(what is it?) and where can I find a microphone that will work on twitter? I can't find the prayer forum but I can only guess that it has been temp closed from all the new members that were pulled Sat@6pm after the earth quake. :eek:

but on the serious. can't give out brick info..but usly after a nightly comes out the same 10-12pages pete and repete..how do I, why can't I, this dosen't, that dosen't, when I, I can't, somebody hold my hand, baby sit me, what is a phone, do you know the dalli lamma, download what, odin who, clockwork where, 3., 2. what you mean...
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
My name is Dr. Jerry Wood,the regional manager of United Bank for CyanogenMod (UBCM) .. I got your information during my search on your forum. I am 48 Years of Age and Married with two Lovely Kids. It may interest you to hear that I am a Man of PEACE and I only hope we can assist each other.

I have packaged an answer to your question that Will benefit both of us. As soon as I saw your name I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other.I believe it is the will of the Almighty God for me to come across you now, i can assure you that you are going to benefit from it this transaction. One Mr.Shafi (now a deceased) who happens to be a member of XDA had a fixed deposit with our bank in 2004 for 60 calendar months, valued at US$18,400,000.00 (Eighteen Million, Four Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was 16 of January 2009. Sadly Shafi was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end.

He was off to Indonesia on a business trip before the eventuality took place. My bank management is yet to discover anything about his death. Mr. Shafi did not mention any beneficiary when the account was created and he was not married and has no children. Last week the devs requested that i should give instructions concerning the renewal of his XDA Platinum membership.

Basically, this account has come to maturity and ready for withdrawal together with the accrued interest.If the forum directors happens to learn that Mr. shafi is dead and do not have any beneficiary to claim his fund, it will be reverted into a n00b account. Now I must provide a beneficiary to claim this fund. For this reason, I have no choice but to search for you through his name so as to present you before the bank as the sole beneficiary to late Mr. Shafi, The fact of the matter is if you are intrested to offer your support and assistance in anyway you can will make this transaction executable under a legitimate background. There is no risk involved.

Better we claim this money and invest it in your country richly. I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties. If you are able to assist me with this noble endeavor, please contact me on my personal email address: ( jerrywood76@gmail.com ) for details and procedures. Please do treat this information as highly confidential.

Anticipating your communication

Dr. Jerry Wood.
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
LMAO! Yer killin' me!!!

But let's keep in mind, our jokes water down the thread as well. :)
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
Pissin' in the ocean at this point ;)
[Vibrant Android Development] cpittman:
stop making jokes it's entertaining. go back to policing each and asking stupid(sorry but if you have to wade through the answer to ask the question it's stupid)questions before it's too late!
[Vibrant Android Development] bobby915:
So what is the best nightly so far? Im on 4 :D
[Vibrant Android Development] cashyftw:
Edit: that seemed weird.

Sent from my SGH-T959
[Vibrant Android Development] cpittman:
i could create a bot to post "read the faq http://xdaforums.com/showthread.php?t=1061894" every 5 minutes until people get the point lol

jk

please dont't ip ban me it really was a joke
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
And then we'll figure out how to censor "faq" to "f**"...
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
+1 Well put!
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
I'm currently on 6, I had no problems with any of them, minus 0 and 9, ran 8 for the release day had no problems, but today when 9 was released with the voice issue and I reverted to 8 I had my phone freeze on an incoming call tonight with 8 so I dropped back to 6 where I've seen acouple say it is the best for them. but 10ish will be out in the morning and I'll go to that so...pick your own poison. :)
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
I was talking to you when I said well put... hit reply instead of quote. ;)
[Vibrant Android Development] masr1979:
WOAH! noob hate is strong in this thread. Oh by the way..... does the GPS work in v9?????
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
My personal experience from being in Team Whiskey is that when a build like 9 is released, and it has an obvious, annoying bug, but was supposed to be bigger and better, you can bet hands down that the next release will blow you away. :)
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
Not yet. They mentioned that in the change log. They did take some preliminary steps towards getting it up and running, though! Keep your eyes peeled for the next few updates. I'm sure it'll be working soon!

(That, my friends is how you NICELY tell someone to check the changelog or read the FAQ. Hehehe)
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
Thats whats I'm counting on..These guys have been busting there tails to get CM to where it is today, I remember way back when it first came to the vibrant I couldn't even stand to be on it for acouple hours before I would odin out( no flashing another kernel with sgs or cwm or any other thing dosen't work ( read the faq lol)) I check the change logs on just about a constant refresh I'm loving my CM back from the old G1 days..Now if the new comers would just read a thing or two before letting there fingers flap it wouldn't be so bad really..
[Vibrant Android Development] bobby915:
Thanks maaaan :) 6 it is
[Vibrant Android Development] cpittman:
hm this thread reminds me of the town hall lol. and on that note i'm going to stfu and keep my eyes on the change log and occasionally answer noob questions so the devs don't have to. :cool:
[Vibrant Android Development] movieaddict:
very funny!! laughing so hard i fell out of my chair!
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
Aaahhhh.... the infamous LSHIFOOMC. :P
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
I must add this to the Un-FAQ, ASAP. ROFLCopter.
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
LSIFOOMC...oh baby thats rich :):)

c&P from change log (looking good btw)

Better fix for 4G on at boot: frameworks/base portion (android_frameworks_base)

I can see it now...Oh snapple we gets 4G yo..lol
[Vibrant Android Development] Poser:
Several questions:

1. Hows battery

2. Where can I get the touchwiz version

3. Is GPS accurate

4. Will Nero v5 battery mod work

5. I one finger salute, but can not get Thor to work or into downlink module

6. In prayer forum, does denomination matter... and is polystyrene membership available for newbs

7. Who the f#ck is kid dynamite

8. Can I flash over ryanza one click lag fix

9. The only kernel I know uses seven secret spices, is that compatible

10. Who is Faq and why does everyone keep referring to him/her

PS. KD, glad the hand is still attached to the wrist...thanks for doin what you do!
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
LOL! Hiya!

The touchwiz version is available aupon request in the prayer forum, but Odin usually takes a few days to grant miracles (so they seem legit). Also, in order to achieve downlink module, you have to disable Linda. You will know it's working when you hear her sweet sweet voice and feel a tingle as she reformats your pants.
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
TW version has chipmunk linda :D
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
Oh and 'FAQ' is a nickname we in the community here have given to a bag of bones. We throw them on a small puddle of goat's blood mixed with baby's vomit, unicorn semen and whiskey and we 'read' them to get answers to our questions.

You can make your own. Any bones will do, but the smaller the animal- the smaller the bones- and the smaller the puddle you need.... and I mean.... seriously... I think we ALL know how hard unicorn semen is to come by now-a-days. It's not like a few years ago, when you could just go manually masturbate a unicorn and BAM! Unicorn semen. Those bastards are hard to find now! PM me if you need help. I have a surplus. Enjoy! :)
[Vibrant Android Development] numberoneoppa:
Saw this in the changelog and laughed pretty hard:
[Vibrant Android Development] kimbo1986:
lol... sup KD
[Vibrant Android Development] gamikzone:
the battery is decent for an experimental rom, i mean of course its not as good as a stable rom but u gotta make sacrifices :D gps is work in progress they r getting closer every version and idk if u can use dl mode in cm7 i cantt
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
Hiya, kimbo!
[Vibrant Android Development] SamVib:
Hai KidDynamite! Switched to CM7 I see :)
[Vibrant Android Development] apollo15rover:
In Burbank, the Unicorn isn't a problem - it's finding a VIRGIN that can get close enough to masturbate one..
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
Gah, *that's* what I've been doing wrong >_<
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
My little bro, Sammy!!! I'm kinda stuck here, actually. I broke my USB port so I can charge, but not connect to my computer to ODIN. LOL! So, until I get a new part, or a new phone, here I am! Haha! I'm still watching the TW forums for shenanigans, though!
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
I figure I'll just wait for the sgs2
[Vibrant Android Development] aeok18109:
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID what up you fat beeeeeeeeetch havnt seen ya in a long time. you still rollin TWs stuff or have you come to the slowly but surely getting better CM goodness? I gave up on them after the fail of bionix 1.3.1 - Trigger was my crack for a good while and now im on the CM kick.

build 9 was ass cuz of the call issue. all good tho. back to 8 and its pretty damn good for me :)
[Vibrant Android Development] cyberpyr8:
I am glad to be back on CyanogenMod Roms. My mt3g ran really well with them. I now have Netflix working but it broke my need for speed shift. Anyone have that working?

Now maybe CyanogenMod will put out some roms for my wifi tab!
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
Yeah, I've gotta admit, it's tits. And now that cyanogen officially supports it, it's all up hill from here. TW will always be my home, though. I have made some good friends over there. I'm still the resident zombie, and I'm sure I always will be. I like the toxic heroes guys too. Good guys. :)

Cyanogen just have this amazing android dev history and reputation, ya know? Definitely worth checking out! Reminds me of way back when I had my g1. Ahhhhh.... memories!
[Vibrant Android Development] techpreneur:
Just installed V9. Cannot hear the person on the other end. Happened with two vibrants. Restoring backup.
[Vibrant Android Development] cashyftw:
I wish I had forum friends lol

Sent from my SGH-T959
[Vibrant Android Development] cpittman:
just install any previous version other than 0. it's a bug in 9.
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
Hi cashyftw!!! Long time no see!!! ;)
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
I believe I now understand where "SMDH" comes from :/
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
oh.. looks like you might have to pm me that one.. I can only guess.:cool:
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
I guess I should point out that SMDH and SMD are not related terms :D
[Vibrant Android Development] :
Lmfao I only have one :/ scrizz wanna be my friend we are both spanish lol
[Vibrant Android Development] CM Wave:
I think I *may* have stumbled onto a bug but i'm not sure.

I was conditioning my battery so I charged it to 100%, removed the batterystats.bin file (using the BatteryCalibration app) and used it off and on until it hit 0% and shut off automatically. When I plugged it back into the USB port and it booted up, though, it showed that the battery was 7% charged.

Anyone else run into this? Or is this normal behavior?
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
That's normal. Charge it back up and this time only let it drain to the 15-20% range. In fact, I don't care what anyone tells you, you should really never let your battery deplete all the way, even when you are conditioning it. It shortens your battery's life. I'm sure someone will try to say I am wrong, but go ahead and Google it. There is a lot of information about these kinds of batteries. You should never let them deplete all the way. They aren't designed for that, conditioning or no.
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
^^^ My good deed for the day.
[Vibrant Android Development] cashyftw:
Haha what's up dude! Enjoying cm7?

Sent from my SGH-T959
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
:cheers, yep I was gonna tell him he was SNAFU. I'm guessing/wondering where they cheated out the other 4-5% for the "OMG I'm not 100% batt, it's only 96-5-7%" high side, low side, combo in the middle over the range.

But yeah your all good there man. Everything is as it should be, but your phone exploding in the next 45min...ya might wanna watch out for that.:eek::D
[Vibrant Android Development] cashyftw:
Hopefully your talking to me, but of course! I'm cuban.

Sent from my SGH-T959
[Vibrant Android Development] iynfynity:
^^^

I can be your friend. :D
[Vibrant Android Development] cashyftw:
Haha you guys are making me feel like I'm weird lol, but sweet! Enjoying cm7?

Sent from my SGH-T959
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
Haha, the thread is turning into an episode of Oprah! :D
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
Everyone gets a car!!!
[Vibrant Android Development] krazie1:
Yeah Oprah is Nice, way better than Jerry Springer with all the drama. So has the Battery Life improved im still debating on coming back to CM7.
[Vibrant Android Development] movieaddict:
I want a car.lol
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
How is the gas mileage on the car?

can I swap the motor out or do I have to trade the car?

Which key opens the door? is it the same to start it? I can't get into the trunk

Which version of radio does it have?can I turn up the volume?

Do the wheels on the car go round and round?
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
Yeah, man, it's not bad at all any more, depending on your usage. I manage to get a full 16+ hours out of it, and I use the music player a LOT. If you want to jump in, flash nightly 8 or below. 9 is a bit broken ATM, but I'm betting on 10 being out at some point tonight.
[Vibrant Android Development] cashyftw:
I only want the car if it's a lamborghini :D

Seriously though..
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
This ain't the car Q&A!! Did you try the CarFax function up there above the thread? Did you call the dealer?? These are TRANSMISSION MECHANICS in here, son! Read the damn OP.

Geez.
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
So are ya saying it's a stick..or auto??:D:D and how big is the gas tank??:eek:
[Vibrant Android Development] kimbo1986:
SamVib, cashy Hola!
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
No! I'm not saying that - That's not what I - AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Just, kill me now.
[Vibrant Android Development] cpittman:
judging by antin's twitter idk if we'll see 10 compile tonight with a phone fix. from the looks of it the phone thing has proven more difficult than first thought. either way i'm cool with 8 for now. on the plus side the gps on his garmin works. ;)
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
That tweet had me cracking up!
[Vibrant Android Development] cpittman:
maybe we can port the drivers. can't be that different from the vibrant. :rolleyes:
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
What is his twitter name?
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
...?device=nuvimtd
[Vibrant Android Development] Moped_Ryder:
Atinm me thinks
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
@atinm..it's really hard :D:D
[Vibrant Android Development] davewave:
was reading some of the post but i could not find anything related to my question. i dropped my vibrant while running this rom and i lost service, waited and could not get service back. rebooted, no answer. removed the sim, battery and waited, then inserted, no answer. only way around this was reflashing the rom. anyone else lose any signal with data?
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
hmm.. must be something else.. none of the garmin drivers are showing up for me in Rom manager and I have the paid version.. I want my dollas worth :confused:
[Vibrant Android Development] cpittman:
i'm running the nuvi speedmod kernel oc @ 2.4 with the imaginary core enabled, voodoo 16 and working gps.
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
If you'd have bothered to USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION, you'd know that you're not gonna get any answers until you buy the XDA Platinum membership :D
[Vibrant Android Development] zombioptic:
Hasn't happened to me, but I haven't dropped the phone lately either. :)
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
I'm calling BS. Nobody's gotten GPS working on the Nuvi series...
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
possible that the sim got bumped, then something fizzled with the modem, and the stars aligned, and shabongoed your antenna... would of been nice if you would of flashed a modem before a rom reflash, but your case is pretty en-ter-esting.
[Vibrant Android Development] cpittman:
i haven't dropped a phone since my nexus 1 hence my owning a vibrant now. unrelated but it's pretty ironic that i bought a dev phone because of it's openness and got stuck with one of the most closed phones available. fu asurion!
[Vibrant Android Development] g1flasher:
My multi quote skillz are lacking for some reason... :/dooohppp.. thats what the search thingy does huh?
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
Oh damn, that sucks... I actually traded my Vibrant in for a G2 about a week after getting the former... Of course, I had no clue that I'd end up buying the wife a Vibrant a year or so later lol
[Vibrant Android Development] aeok18109:
My phone told me I would get cake if I flashed CM7. It said its cousin GLADOS was baking it. Kinda nice of her really. Said something about a free tour over where she works at Aperture Science. Pretty neat stuff there. Wants me to volunteer for an overnight survey. I get a cool $75 for it.
[Vibrant Android Development] ChristoA1:
I wouldn't do it... The guy that used to run the place promised me $120... Turns out the stuff he wanted to slather me in doesn't really like the human skeleton... at all.

I filed a BBB complaint.