yashsingh1/xdaforums huggingface dataset:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Nope. Something about some rule which I can't remember the number of.

I endeavour to treat everyone the same, regardless of sex. Both in terms of gender and frequency.

My statement still stands. Not everyone was born equal, and not everyone has the confidence to approach a girl.
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
lol, I am speaking of the fact that you made the remark about the "uglies" in response to my message. I would say that is one way NOT to get a girl to like you ":P

@OP, stop right there...before choosing to follow his "love advice" or example for that matter, you may want to consider the repercussions. ImJustSayen
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Sister, there are some things to clarify here.

Attraction, I believe, is mutual. Most of us decide whether we even want to talk to someone within the first 30 seconds or so (8.3, according to another womanizer).

To say that I would not talk to someone of the opposite sex who is not attractive would be false. Some good friends of mine, and some really funny and nice girls I know could not be fairly called attractive.

However, in accordance to my remarks, I would not consider them as a potential for my future wife (bless her) simply because they don't attract me.

I get girls to like me (I think) by telling jokes and making them laugh. Even for a minute. Of course, the jokes that I tell face-to-face will differ from those that I tell online.

Here, everything is finally equal. I can't see your face, and I don't know what you look like, and frankly, I can never be tempted to look at your boobs (trust me, it is distracting when I just wanna have a conversation). So what if I made a crass joke about girls? Would you have preferred to look at, I don't know, some dirty hobo on the streets than, say, Hugh Jackman (or whatever your tastes may be, IDK)? Obviously the same applies here for men and for women.

If you think that my joke was too crass, I apologize and will retract it, if necessary.

One more thing, the focus of my initial response should be on the first part. I mentioned the uglies as a joke.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Ooooooops.
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
lmao, Woman and men think extreemly different in this case. I, as a woman, would be with a man for the following reasons:

He treats me with respect

He is a gentlemen (opens doors, makes it a point to walk on the oncoming traffic side, orders for me, etc)

He is sincere and by his words and actions I can see he is only interested in me

He has a good sense of humor

He takes my side in front of others, even if he doesnt nessisarily agree with me

He is divoted to me

He has a good head on his sholder

The list goes on but I can tell you, looks are not on it

Anyway, yes, I agree that men are horrible in this aspect, thinking attraction should be at the top of the list, does not mean it is justified. Anyway, I didnt really take offence at your post, just thought it amusing that you would make that type of comment in response to a woman.

So @OP, I think the number one thing you should always do is treat her with respect! Pull out her chair, walk her to class (or whatnot), open doors...thats a good start :P

Oh annnnd...Let this thread die already ::P
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Even as a guy, I have to agree with you on that. A woman will love me for the respect and love I showed her, but a guy will take a good look at her first.

That being said, I have had waaaaay too many toxic relationships based solely on looks, so I'm gonna take a page from your book.

And yes;

/thread
[Off-topic] Dark Mage66:
Aha be a hypebeast. Get a haircut, maybe a lineup, or a fauxhawk. Something that many asians have, because they get the hottest girls. Also, be confident in yourself, don't be so insecure. Not too overconfident though, just confident enough to talk to the girl, and ask her out. Girls like guys who also play around with them. Remember to have a friendship with them first.
[Off-topic] trvstw:
I think he already has that last tip down...
[Off-topic] nrvnqsrxk:
this thread is friggen hilarious.

the easiest, most surefire way? have a lot of money. if she doesn't like you then, there's always another to take her place.
[Off-topic] Dark Mage66:
Regular is boring... Stand out and be different from the other girls...
[Off-topic] Dark Mage66:
That's the attitude you don't want to be acting like. Desperate and wanting... Be confident and knowing...
[Off-topic] Dark Mage66:
+1 that's so true.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Are you using the browser or the app?

There's a multiquote button, you know?
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
NEW GIRL: Carolina Salas

She wont reply to my message and she goes to my school.....I didn't do anything creepy
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Look on my facebook bro
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
I hate FB. Strictly G+ for me now.
[Off-topic] Sceneiskeen:
Have a huge member....
[Off-topic] jj03:
easiest way...punch her in the face.. lol.

sent from my galaxy S2.
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Man just don't fail like the previous time

Sent from deep

under the sea...
[Off-topic] duboi97:
1. Quit being a ***(jk)

2. Try to get a middle man or meet up with a group of friends with her in it.

3. Quit creeping it doesn't help.

Take me legit or not but you shouldn't start a relationship off Facebook ...
[Off-topic] thetinybus:
calling escort services seems like a worth while proposition.
[Off-topic] dexter93:
Lol!

Sent from deep

under the sea...
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
@husam666 & sakai4eva

I will not tolerate that type of comment, even in OT...it is no joking matter. Comments deleted. Thanks
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Whoops! Sorry :D
[Off-topic] husam666:
sorry ma'am :D
[Off-topic] deliriousDroid:
Damn, now I wanna know what they said.lol

Sent from my SilverBullet 'HTCDesireZ running CM7'
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Something about ____ or gt_o. Fill in the blanks yourself.

:D

^is that a bannable offense, just to say it out in blanks?
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Tits or gtfo

There.
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
It had nothing to do with that statement, and if you thought it did, why would you repeat it?
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Are you a moderator?
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Erm... I just want to be clear? Lolx.

But I have no idea what I said.
[Off-topic] dexter93:
:rolleyes:

Sent from deep

under the sea...
[Off-topic] husam666:
you know, that special kind of love, and your friend behr, you do the matching :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Lolx, I can't remember... need to go back. lolz
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
What gave it away? Maybe the nice shiny print under my avatar? :P
[Off-topic] vmiguel:
Dear Mistress, long time no see. :)

Love the avatar, and that nice shiny print. ;)
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
VM! When did you get back!? Nice to see you :) and thank you :)
[Off-topic] Grim Reaper:
You: Its a good thing I have my library card.

Her: Why?

You :Because I'm totally checking you out.

Sent with my Infused Infuse using XDA Premium App
[Off-topic] husam666:
her: get a life loser
[Off-topic] Grim Reaper:
You: Be part of my life.

Sent with my Infused Infuse using XDA Premium App
[Off-topic] husam666:
her: *calls 911*
[Off-topic] TheRomMistress:
Me: You guys are weird :P
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Cool.
[Off-topic] Five0nIt:
look at her and say " hey baby hurry up and write my number down before i dont wanna give it to you no more"
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Yeah. I find that even lame jokes/pickup lines work as long as you know how to make girls laugh. Breaking down the first resistance is important.

It's kinda like Normandy; once you've established a beachhead, it is the end of the beginning and the "war" is in full swing.
[Off-topic] Dark Mage66:
Thanks for telling me! I'm sorry, kind of new here :P
[Off-topic] SteveG12543:
Cool, you joined on my birthday! Well, welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Sent from my Droid Incredible running a random CM7 nightly.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Nah, it's kewl. So far, you're polite and willing to learn, and if you'd keep it up we'd enjoy your company :D

Not sure you'll enjoy PDL or Dan's though :D
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Jess we welcome new people!
[Off-topic] MillerTime33:
Write her a poem, limricks work best!
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Wont it be creepy?
[Off-topic] galaxys:
Wisper sweet nothings in her ear!
[Off-topic] bconover93:
... ... ...
[Off-topic] kryptoner:
This actually belongs to 'development' section imo..
[Off-topic] Omnichron:
Honesty, Tactfulness, and a good listening ear. ah yes and girls love flowers no matter what they tell you.
[Off-topic] dotAlexX:
Creating this thread is creepy enough.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Lolx. :D

And a woman speaks! Problem with me is...

1. Honesty. Could there be such a thing as too much honesty?

2. Tactfulness. Incredibly, I have the same problem as No.1, how can you be tactful and honest at the same time? Although, I profess to be quite the gentlemanly @$$hat.

3. A man's good listening ear will listen to every single word a woman says. An excellent one will do it without the brain's input. A perfect one engages the mouth appropriately, and without fault.

4. Roses are red,

Violets are violet,

I buy you flowers,

I can haz ***?
[Off-topic] :
Are we really still going on about this? If the man doesn't have a girl by now then there is no advice that can save him.

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Who says I'm just giving advice? An intelligent man learns from his success, a smart man learns from his mistakes, but a wise man learns from other people's mistakes and secretly laughs at them.

Wait, the last part is probably an @$$-0, but what I say still stands. Corrected slightly, that is.
[Off-topic] :
I like that, I agree with your thoughts/advice. :)

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Yeah... I'd think that the reason why History is a subject is so that we appreciate what happened in the past and don't repeat it.

Although, the historians could have made it slightly more interesting.
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Since this thread I've had like 3 girlfriends ....so yeaa
[Off-topic] RinZo:
LIES!!!!!!!!
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Er... actually... truths... I saw at least one, and I guess lying in XDA about the number of GFs you had is like telling people you had a few extra pixels in your 800x480 screen.
[Off-topic] RinZo:
I guess you're right trying to impress people you don't know is really dumb. I do have extra pixels though..
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Yea I have.

Jackie

Elissa

Monica
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
I still like Jackie though.

And this other girl named Carolina....
[Off-topic] RinZo:
[YOUTUBE]zVa_qvBjVb4[/YOUTUBE]

You listing the names reminded me of the second verse of this song
[Off-topic] Dark Mage66:
You gotta pick one! Aha you can't have both at the same time! You can, but it won't end good...
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Unless you're trying to ride a tricycle :D
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Jackie :-)

Though I already dated her she.dumped me after a week and I still like her.....I feel like I didn't get to experience much with her.....
[Off-topic] :
It's always the one that dumps you that you always want return to. I never knew why we do that.

-My signature is better than yours-
[Off-topic] Dark Mage66:
It's because YOU didn't dump her so you still like her.
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Yea.....

Hmmmm I created this thread after she dumped me

She dumped me the day before valentines day
[Off-topic] Dark Mage66:
That's pretty cold dude, I think Carolina should be your rebound.
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Well I messaged her on facebook twice and she doesn't reply so

Don't knowww
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
When you say 'didn't experience much ' explain :p :p
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Like it was only a week ....it wasn't much time...I would've liked it to be atleast 1 month or so
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
Ahh fair enough :D
[Off-topic] bobbysteels216:
Take her hand and slide it down your pants.
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
This, see how far she goes, if she stops laugh and pretend you were joking around if she continues, enjoy bro :p
[Off-topic] husam666:
what if she screams for help?
[Off-topic] MacaronyMax:
XD cover her mouth with tape and continue :p
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Okay i know i sound crazy but i think i like this other girl....
[Off-topic] chewbz:
Don't be the best friend, being in the friend zone sucks. Don't try too hard, you don't seem like your desperate. Most importantly don't lose who you are when trying to impress the girl you want. I'm not a girl expert but I'm going on two years with my gf so take my words with a grain of salt.
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Nice man!
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Just sayin.
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Tags!
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Yes they are.
[Off-topic] SteveG12543:
Ha, don't ask me. They tend to avoid me :P

Sent from my Droid Incredible running CM7 RC4.
[Off-topic] magicriggs:
Get off XDA, clean up, and talk to her. The more she knows you the better.
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Okay! Got it
[Off-topic] souljaboy:
and clean ur damn room
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
How did you know I already did
[Off-topic] Tyrian89:
Determination. I've wanted the same girl since high-school. She turned me down countless times. Been together a year now as of Saturday and she agreed to marry me on Valentine day. So just be yourself (unless you're a **** lol) and if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
[Off-topic] Cheetohz:
Beer, lots and lots of beer! Doesn't work? You didn't use enough beer.
[Off-topic] :
She'll only like him till the beer wears off....and if he keeps pumping it in, she'll likely die of alcohol poisoning...I would only recommend this method to someone who is looking for a cheap score :D

-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
[Off-topic] souljaboy:
sounds like you haunted and stalked her till she gave up the idea of ever having a normal life

and 1 year marry ? waaay too early somthings definately wrong here , most likely she just doesnt dare to cross you and agreed, poor girl
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Unless she's a hooker
[Off-topic] Tyrian89:
Rofl, we've been friends for around 6 and a half years. She kept turning me down on the grounds of not wanting to ruin our friendship. And we're not getting married for 5 years. Wanna get a house first. I also think I should make it clear, I had other girlfriends before I wore her down just always had feelings for her.

Plus, she cooks my dinner for me every night for when I get home from work and she enjoys cleaning... Why wouldn't I marry her :P
[Off-topic] :
Ah yes, the respectable house wife haha You and your girlfriend's relationship reminds me of someone else I knew :p

-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
[Off-topic] TheKoomba2010:
Just go up to the girl say some random things and ask her to come to your place for some pizza and there you got it. It actually depends on what girl you like.. If shes a milf...... Ummmmm i dont know but try it!

Dont trust advice from 11 yr olds......
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
God I need a girl

Its so hard starting from scratch especially when you started getting acne this year
[Off-topic] Fuskand:
One of the easiest ways to start a conversation with anyone is just to go up to them and introduce yourself. I.E.;

"Hi there! My name is Fuskand. It's nice to meet you."

If you come in going "H-hey there, m-my name is F-Fuskand. It's nice to m-meet you." You will fall terribly short.

There, you have a conversation going. Now for the next part; When you start a conversation, don't expect people to be at the ready with instant quips or to exhibit extreme situational awareness. Imagine being asked to spring a 50 meter dash without stretching or having a warm up of any kind. What you need to do is carry the conversation for the first five minutes or so. Provide the content for at least that long, as this allows the other person's brain to warm up and be ready for an engaging exchange. What this is called is the 90/10 rule.

Another thing to consider is the energy levels of those around you. If you come in with way too much energy, you'll scare them away. Coming in with less energy then they have will make them have to come down to your level, essentially taking value away from the group, which is awful. Coming in with the same energy won't add any value either, which negatively impacts any engagement. No, you need to exhibit an energy level that is slightly above theirs, this means that you provide value to the group.

Hope this helps brah.
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Yes it did!

Okay now what do we talk about?

Do I say "I wanted to talk to you for a long time?" Or "I've always wanted tto talk to you?"
[Off-topic] Fuskand:
Don't make it personal to start off with. Observe your surroundings and comment on something. Tell a joke. Humour is a great way to start a conversation as well, as laughter really lets people's guards down. Don't bother with personal formalities; starting with those is exceptionally creepoid.

After awhile, why not casually ask if you'd like to get a coffee/grab lunch/see a movie etc. Something easily accessible for two people to do without it seeming like something obviously romanticized.

Conversations will naturally jump from topic to topic as people get more engaged in a conversation. The worst thing someone can do is stay on the same topic for too long.
[Off-topic] VeryCoolAlan:
Okay good advice br0! Thanks
[Off-topic] :
I'm just going to say this for advice, if you need to be walked by the hand on how to talk to a girl then you shouldn't be diving head first into a relationship. There are many more hurdles that you'd have to jump over that are much more complex than having to talk to a girl and having her like you.

-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
[Off-topic] souljaboy:
watch out bro , by what he wrote , the guys a scientologist
[Off-topic] ClementNg23:
haha you know what...

when i first spotted this topic i knew something epic is gonna happen here lol,

and indeed, well, sort of... ideas and suggestions always pop up making this type of thread entertaining to read, which comes down to why i love xda - cuz of its humourous community (why so serious?) ;)

^ lol that was irrelevent... now back on topic

how to get a girl to like you?!

- keep what youre doing, and be yourself... it always works :)

I aint that much older than you (im 16) but i can tell ya mate it works, keep it simple and relaxed... oh and also, keep trying and talking to your one under all circumstances and try to like become part of her daily activity - to talk to you... then time will take care of the rest...

if you're just here for the lols you can have a listen to mah friend's lecture on this particular subject :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwO9Zn5P708

argh i felt like i just typed a whole page of gibberish :p
[Off-topic] xcoder_123:
You have to be confident, and you have to have a strong body language, because 70% of communication is your tone of voice and body language.

I know by saying "you have to be confident" won't change much, start small, approach at least one stranger a day and start a conversation with them, or do some public speech. Eventually, you'll become more confident.

I could go on and on about this particular subject. But I think this is the most important part.
[Off-topic] Fuskand:
Did you not observe the Golden Apple of Discord or the Discordian slogan in my signature?

At any rate, you're the scienlawligist here fella.
[Off-topic] elsworth1983:
Show them ur droid and what u have done to it they will b impressed
[Off-topic] abhi.eternal:
If you are on somewhat talking terms with the girl, then try this:

Go to her and tell her that you need help. When she asks with what, tell her you are bored and give her your droid. Open a song identifier app and ask her sing something, you will not be around to hear. When she hands back your phone, tell her that she saved your life, for the day, now that you have something to listen to! Now you have to show gratitude, so ask her out for coffee. Offtopic: In India, there is a coffee chain whose tagline is 'a lot can happen over coffee'. Ontopic: When you are sharing coffee, you can bet that this WILL happen, ask her out for a movie. At present, I would recommend Rio, awesome movie, but make sure it's an evening show. This is because this will also give you the opportunity to ask her out for dinner after the movie. There you go. You have to manage on from here. All the best :)
[Off-topic] souljaboy:
i see he speaks the tongue of the devil , alan , dont listen to this madman
[Off-topic] fsunoles157:
Roofies lol
[Off-topic] Quinn1513:
Give her candy....
[Off-topic] DanWilson:
Nice bump.

Also. Don't give her a bump. Of you know what I mean. ;)
[Off-topic] ClementNg23:
ahaha I like this :)
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Bump her hump.
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Or hump her bump. Whichever works.
[Off-topic] irrelephant:
Just ask her to come over and record you farting in the tub and trying to eat the bubbles! She will be discusted laugh and very curious as to if you are serious! I since a new fetish coming along!
[Off-topic] jmollabi:
drug her up
[Off-topic] ClementNg23:
that's just wrong :(
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
But oh sooo right...
[Off-topic] ClementNg23:
I thought thats why facebook and formspring (maybe myspace) were invented...

to give you the possibility and opportunity of chatting to your girl without getting rejected that badly (i guess? you got the whole xda backing u up if you wanna) or bitten :p

and it also provides another efficient way of stalking xD

hope this helps :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] smokeybandit:
Win the lottery
[Off-topic] daddij:
roll up in a decent to nice whip and all the hoes will wanna ride home ;)
[Off-topic] rugedraw:
Pretend you're gay to gain their confidence.

THEN you drug them up.
[Off-topic] JieeHD:
play dead.

jokez lol.. just be yourself :).

Hero with Sense 2.3 ;)
[Off-topic] michalbrz:
Being yourself is soooooo mainstream
[Off-topic] JieeHD:
but sooooo true.

Hero with Sense 2.3 ;)
[Off-topic] ClementNg23:
I guess its time for change, finally :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::D:D

edit.... one more post till 300 !
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Which is actually a great way to end up in loserville.

The dating scene is a zero-sum game. Approach it that way, play to win, be prepared, and be confident of winning.

If you are a loser, being yourself will just end in a heartbreak for you.
[Off-topic] ClementNg23:
i thought thats why we have backup plans for everything... :rolleyes:
[Off-topic] sakai4eva:
Banned because that's why I don't hit on chicks on FB. It's soooo lame, like a llama on wheelchairs.
[Off-topic] dakkywantstodocrazysht:
Ok ok ok show her your a man jump up on the table tell her to give you some whip it out and make her fall in looooovvvvveeeeeee....(double points if you show her mom who's a man to) (tripple points if you don't have to use drugs)
[Off-topic] winxx:
Stop saying "lolz" wth does the "z" mean?

Sent from a flashed CM7 myTouch 4g
[Off-topic] acme64:
Root her phone

Sent from my PC36100
[Off-topic] mur76:
introduce her to your friend, she'll like u for introducing her future husband.
[Off-topic] ClementNg23:
you got this mate

personally i dont do it... but,

just quoted it off one of those fb-like sites.. that was way long time ago cant remember tho.

on other thoughts, it seems that you are altering your friendness in the way youre conversating with me... let's be friends ?? :D:D:D:D:D

oh and i like how you ban people on the wrong thread ;) just a FYI

back on topic,

'it all builds up you gotta work your way up...

start talking and chatting to your potential gf, the more frequent the better, it helps :)
[Off-topic] souljaboy:
sakai being on point here ... girls i never hit like on , write comments on , chat with on fb jump in my neck whenever we meet irl ... and thats the way it should be ... whats the use of chatting and kissing their hind ends few hours a day if they hardly say an awkward hello when you meet em ? you just make yourself overly available to them , and they loose interest ..... thats why girls on fb is a f***ing no-no