text: LPT: Smoking meth will keep wild animals like coyotes and bobcats from eating your corpse. They can smell the chemicals meth leaves behind.
  
  Author: Makes_Punz 
  
  turtlecash: "tbh I could give two shits about what happens to my corpse :)"  
  obtrae: "People underestimate Meth. We need to legalise it. Who's with me?"  
  dendaddy: "Belongs in r/shittylifetips"  orgotFasswordP: "I'll have to remember to bring my meth pipe next time I climb mount everest and anticipate not coming back."  atheistswhocare: "Not another completely useless LPT. upvoted " 
tokens: LPT : Smoking meth will keep wild animals like coyotes and bobcats from eating your corpse . They can smell the chemicals meth leaves behind . Author : Makes_Punz turtlecash : " tbh I could give two shits about what happens to my corpse :) " obtrae : " People underestimate Meth . We need to legalise it . Who 's with me ? " dendaddy : " Belongs in r / shittylifetips " orgotFasswordP : " I 'll have to remember to bring my meth pipe next time I climb mount everest and anticipate not coming back . " atheistswhocare : " Not another completely useless LPT . upvoted "
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nps.text: wild animals
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nps.text: coyotes
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nps.text: bobcats
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nps.text: your corpse
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nps.text: They
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nps.text: the chemicals
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nps.text: meth
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nps.text: Author
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nps.text: Makes_Punz
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nps.text: my corpse
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nps.text: Meth
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nps.text: dendaddy
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nps.text: my meth pipe
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nps.text: atheistswhocare
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