text: LPT: The word apostate is magical for dealing with Jehovah Witnesses who come to your door.
  
  Author: weatherwax_poetic 
  
  lurkerversion2: "I usually tell them as they are leaving, "Satan loves you. Have a Satan day!""  
  axmantim: "So is answering the door with a firearm."  
  ryemanhattan: ""Get the fuck off my property and don't fucking come back" have been magical enough for me"  SayCheeseLouise: "What also works in my experience is telling them you're Jewish (whether you are or not). Not sure why if it works or if it was just a coincidence that it worked for a few people I know."  Alamue86: "Because Jews have a free pass to heaven, and are the "chosen" tribe.   Or some BS like that. It just works. "  ElectricKittyCat: "Or you can just tell them to put you on the "do not call list." Easy and straightforward." 
tokens: LPT : The word apostate is magical for dealing with Jehovah Witnesses who come to your door . Author : weatherwax_poetic lurkerversion2 : " I usually tell them as they are leaving , " Satan loves you . Have a Satan day ! " " axmantim : " So is answering the door with a firearm . " ryemanhattan : " " Get the fuck off my property and do n't fucking come back " have been magical enough for me " SayCheeseLouise : " What also works in my experience is telling them you 're Jewish ( whether you are or not ) . Not sure why if it works or if it was just a coincidence that it worked for a few people I know . " Alamue86 : " Because Jews have a free pass to heaven , and are the " chosen " tribe . Or some BS like that . It just works . " ElectricKittyCat : " Or you can just tell them to put you on the " do not call list . " Easy and straightforward . "
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nps.text: The word apostate
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nps.text: Jehovah Witnesses
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nps.text: Author
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nps.text: them
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nps.text: Satan
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nps.text: a Satan day
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nps.text: the door
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nps.text: a firearm
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nps.text: the fuck
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nps.text: my property
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nps.text: SayCheeseLouise
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nps.text: What
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nps.text: my experience
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nps.text: just a coincidence
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nps.text: a few people
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nps.text: Alamue86
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nps.text: Jews
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nps.text: a free pass
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nps.text: heaven
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nps.text: the "chosen" tribe
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nps.text: Or some BS
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