Oh! THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN PLAYWRIGHT!

*You're in control! You produce your own plays because if you don't, they won't get produced!*

*You're special! During Black History Month or Women's History Month your work receives at least one staged reading!*

*You're hot! If you're under the age of thirty your career might last a few seasons!*

*You save money! You don't have to buy evening gowns for all those awards ceremonies!*

*You live in the moment! No need to obsess about your place in theatre history—you won't have one!*

*You don't fear failure! Your breasts are the only things that will flop!*

*81% OF ALL PLAYS PRODUCED IN THE U.S. DURING THE 1999-2000 SEASON WERE WRITTEN BY WHITE MEN. THE FOLLOWING LIST IS BASED ON 1,000 PLAYS PRODUCED IN 1999-2000.*

GUERRILLA GIRLS

CONSCIENCE OF THE ART WORLD

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