Wonderfull

Exhibition!

*Positively the laft Season of his Performing.*

# Signor Gulielmo Pittacchio,
*The SUBLIME WONDER of the World!!*

Makes known to the Nobility, Gentry, and Swinish Multitude, that, till the expiration of his Licence, he, with the
assistance of his celebrated and notorious Company, will continue to display a variety of Singular and Whimsical
Delusions, with other Divertissements, at his Grand Theatre in Westminister, to the aftonifhment of the World.

Part 1st. The Sublime Pittacchio will bring forward in a new light, the miraculous powers of HIS INESTIMABLE FANTOCCINI;
Which have all been Bought in this Country, and which can produce the Words,

WAR, TREASON, MURDER,

and other popular expressions, as naturally AS IF THEY WERE LIVE CHRISTIANS.

The GREAT GULIELMO will then propofe to his Auditors, the following paradoxical Enigmas, which he will afterwards explain in the
moft incomprehensible manner. Enigma 1, By running backward, we get forward. Enig. 2, To prefery Health, deftroy the Confti-
tution. Enig. 3, Absolute Slavery is perſect Freedom. Enig. 4, Reformation is Abomination. Enig. 5, To be defeated is to conquer.
Enig. 6, Forgetfulness is the beſt Memory. Enig. 7, The leſs we have, the more we can throw away. Enig. 8, The Man who speaks
the truth is a damned Liar. Enig. 9, A Part is greater than the Whole. And many others, equally ludicrous and amufing.

The famous DON DUNDERASS, commonly called, the Capital Camelion, will next perform his inimitable Hornpipe; In which he will
croſs over, foot it, and figure in, with an enchanting grace, and always precifely in Time. The SIGNOR and the DON will then drink

Success to the prefent just and necessary War, in a Gallon of Right Hollands:

And will Sing the much admired Duet of

“ While we enjoy our joval glass,
We care not what may come to pafis,

Part 2nd.

A Lecture on the Brain and Heart of a Modern Englishman; which will be analized,
Phyfically, Hieroglyphically, Canonically, Theatrically, Whimſically, Mufically, Algebraically, Nautically, Sympathetically,

Systematicly, Comically, Metaphyfically, Astrologically, Politically, Chymically, Tragically, Magically, Oratorically,
Mathematically, Poetically, Mechanically, Farcically, and DIABOLICALLY, By the Sublime Signor Gulielmo Pittacchio himself.

A Humorous Dialogue between JACK KETCH, and a CROWN LAWYER, on the ſubject of
HIGH TREASON,—With the favourite Air of

“ Give the Devil his due, For I am as good as you,”

Part 3rd, The PITTACCHIO will addrefs the Auditors with the moſt laughable affurance, and prove to them by Rhetorical Figures,
That they have neither EYES EARS, nor UNDERSTANDINGS.

He will also so alarm them by his ſkill in the occult Arts, That he ſhall take them up, knock them down, handcuff them, rummage their
pockets, and read their letters, with the moſt captivating decorum, and to their perfect Satisfaction.

The SIGNOR will then occafion an Interfing Optical Deception, During which he will hold a lighted Match over

A BARREL OF GUNPOWDER,

In the middle of the Spectators, who ſhall not fee their danger, But ſhall fuppofe that all's Safe.

The renowned Mynheer Van VINDHAM will make sundry experiments on the PASSIONS, particularly RAGE, PRIDE, CRUELTY,
and CONTEMPT.—After which he will gratify the audience with the following excellent Ballad, of his own Compoſing:

“Perish our Commerce, and perih the Poor,
So we may be jolly, and rich, and fcurie :

May Reformers be cut into parts like a Melon,
And he that's acquitted be fill called A Felon !”

Part 4th

Derry down down, hey derry down.

A CURIOUS BLOCK OF SOLID PORTLAND STONE

Will be exhibited, in the ſhape of a human head, which will move its Eyes, Sneeze, Yawn, Bluſh, and discover ſeveral ſymptoms
OF REAL EXISTENCE, though in fact it has no power of action.

The Sublime PITTACCHIO will then diſplay HIS MASTER TRICK, or, “ne plus ultra” of the Art, to the aftonifhment of all
Beholders; for he will actually be IN SIX DIFFERENT PLACES AT ONE AND THE SAME TIME; And,
however surpising it may appear, Any of his Company will readily perform the fame, if requested.

Part 5th

A Serio-Comico-Dramatico Medley will be represented, called,

The Burſtling of the Budget, or John Bull's great Bargain.

Sir David Demon, by Signor Pittacchio. Lord Wordeater, Mynheer Van Vindham. Count Snug, Mr. Mansmead. Numbscull, Mr. Greenfield. Grafpall, Mr. Loveborough. Fatherall, Mr. Hardinbrafs. Dr. Candour, Mr. Blackmoore. Anyfide, Mr. Dunderafs. Captain Scape, Mr. Frederick. Babies, Maſter Kanninton, and Maſter Fitz-Jenkins. Purser, Mr. Rofeby. Slave, Mr. Briton. Good Genii. Mr. Hareſkin, and Mr. Gibon. Bad Genii. Mr. Reeverly, and Mr. Whitehead. Ghoſt of a Habeas Corpus, Signor Guillotino. Acquitted Felons, by Mr. Hardleather, Mr. Horner, Mr. Telwell, Mr. Oldcroft, Mr. Joy, and Others.—Savages, by Mr. Airy, Mr. Scotman, Mr. Middleford, and Mr. Dacr.—Bet Brandy, by Mrs. Gorgon. Lady Hubbub, by Mrs. Vatas, and Lady Brilliant, by Mrs. Leroy.—To which will be added a new Pantomime, called,

Nay-go and Pray-go, or, Harlequin in Holland.

To conclude with a ſplendid, grand, and numerous Proſection into London, confisting of French, Spanish, German, Flemish, Italian,
and Dutch Emigrants, With a ſtriking view in diſant Perspective of

The Palace of Peace, and the Garden of Plenty.

N. B. As there is a great demand for the firſt places, the Nobility and Gentry are earnestly requeſted to apply in time.
No Money to be returned.

VIVANT REX ET REGINA.

And Sold at the TRE

(Copied from the Telegraph, Thursday January 20, 1795.)