ALL'S ONE,
OR,
One of the four Plaies in one, called a
Yorkshire Tragedy. As it was plaid by
the Kings Maiesties Players.

Enter Oliver and Raphe, two servingmen.

Oliver. Sirrah Raphe, my young Miftris
is in such a pittifull passionate humour
for the long absence of her loue.

Raphe. Why can you blame her, why,
Apples hanging longer on the tree the
when they are ripe, makes so many fallings, viz. Mad
wenches because they are not gathered in time, are
faine to drop of themselves, and then this common
you know for every man to take them vp.

Oliver. Masse thou faist true, this common indeede,
but sirrah, is neyther our young Master returned, nor
our fellow Sam come from London?

Raphe. Neyther of eyther, as the Puritan Bawde
fayes. Slid I heare Sam, Sam's come, heere tarry,
come ifaith, now my nose itches for newes.

Oliver. And so doth mine elbow.

Sam calls within. Where are you there?

Sam. Boy, looke you walke my horse with discreti-

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on,

A Yorkshire Tragedy.

on, I haue rid him simply, I warrant his skin stickes to
his backe with very heate, if he should catch cold and
get the cough of the lungs, I were well serued, were I
not? What Raphe and Oliuer.

Am. Honest fellow Sam, welcome ifaith, what tricks
haft thou brought from London ?

*Furmſht with things from London.*

Sam. You fee I am hangd after the trueſt fashion,
three hats, and two glaſſes bobbing vpon them, two
rebato wyers vpon my breſt, a capcaſe by my ſide, a
bruſh at my backe, an Almanacke in my pocket, and
three ballats in my codpice, nay I am the true picture
of a common ſeruingman.

Oliuer. Ile ſweare thou art, thou maift fet vp when
thou wilt, there's many a one begins with leſſe I can
tell thee, that proues a rich man ere he dies, but what's
the newes from London, Sam ?

Raphe. I that's well ſed, what is the newes from London, Sirrah. My young Miftreſſe keepes ſuch a puing for her Loue.

Sam. Why the more foole ſhe, I, the more ninny-
hammer ſhe.

Oliuer. Why Sam, why ?

Sam. Why he is married to another long agoe.

Amb. Faith ye ieaſt.

Sam. Why did you not know that till now ? Why
hee's married, beates his wife, and has two or three
children by her : for you muſt note, that any woman
beares the more when ſhe is beaten.

Raphe, I that's true, for ſhe beares the blowes.

Oliuer.