FOR
A WIFE.

I HAVE evidently a Right in point of Fortune, &c. to demand above £100,000 from you, yet I have asked no more than from £200 to £500. Consider your Infant Baronet will be legally and legitimately descended of the Blood Royal, that gives you a Rank above all the Ladies of Baronets, who are not so descended. —

Go to the Herald's College, and there you will find MARY NEVILLE, one of my Great Grandmothers, a Daughter of Sir EDWARD NEVILLE; in the Year 1558 she married one of my Grandfathers, named HENRY DINELY de CHARLTON, County of Worcester, and was one of the present Lord ABERGAVENNY's and Lord WESTMORELAND's Family: is it not a great and evident Crime in you not to give existence to this your Sacred Infant, that, will Divinely care you of your Pale and Sickly Faces, and reward you with Cuddling Gratitude, and above £300,000 for your only giving me your candid Address and favourable Line. How handy is the Cloisters for your giving there (secure from Rain) a fair hearing to me Sir JOHN DINELY, BARONET. I will give your Attorney every satisfaction you can wish for, and without a Crime you know you can be satisfied that I'm young enough for you; I will permit you to give your avaricious Guardians £10,000 out of my Estates. I trust your Ladyship will direct instantly your qualified Line to me at my House in Windsor Castle: I shall be at Ascot Races and obey your order at Summing-Hill, and attend the Ball there: observe that Honor is the highest Dignity of the Passions, and that sound Reason commands you to give your Sacred Lover every assistance you can Invent. I would have you Crown these Joys for Life with a Spirited Elopement.

[Printed by T. Farndell, Windsor.]

## LADIES, FOR MATRIMONY.
SEE further in my last long offer to you, and then found reason commands you to fly to my estates, (if you are so cowardly as not to unite with me first), and there, 'tis evident, you may readily obtain bargains by purchasing pretended claims from my arring defendant's, to be instantly made by auction and matrimony fatesible.
I want to show you a Gentleman's letter from thence, wherein he will facilitate you, that my defendants acknowledge they cannot find any Counfel. that can give them the least claim against my right to these estates of 11,000 a year in fee. Don't be more nice than wife any longer, but fend for me instantly to remove all your objections.
Direct to me, "Sir John Dinely, Baronet, in Windsor Castle," and I will conduct you to this Gentleman, who now lives in Windsor; his Lady has so much goodnefs that conveys the highest felicity to all her acquaintance. Now my charmers be diligent, for the money Brokers may from this hint escape the act of Chancery, and snatch me out of your hands.

## FOR A WIFE,
WITH from 200 to 500, fortune. Direct to me, SIR JOHN DINELY, Baronet, in Windsor Castle, including the following lines:
My Dear Sir John.
When I hear female letters to you of your good fame, contain the following words, viz. "With whom the whole world is enamoured," I cannot, nor should not, hesitate a moment to inform you that I am poffessed of the qualification you so prudently and temptingly require, joined with my addrefs, to make your desired explanations to me poffible; but when I am near you, I should not limit you one diſh of tea at my table for this important purpose, to gain 11,000, yearly in fee, &c. &c. !!

## FOR A WIFE.
ADIES, who can produce the small sum of from TWO HUNDRED to FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS, consider you give away HALF A MILLION OF MONEY until you answer my Marriage Offer to you, supported by the moſt eminent COUNTEES' opinions! Be not so extravagant, for want of faying the few following words:—"SIR JOHN, your vaſt Monied Offer alone evidently merits our kind addrefs, and the Name, of the extent of our fortune, to enable you to proceed to serve us!" Direct to me, Sir John Dinely, baronet, at my house in Windsor Castle.

## LADIES OF £100 FORTUNE.
LET me anſwer your objections: do not let envy stupify you any longer, with no case stated: I'll get your Guardian's consent if 2000, will do it, and a satisfactory state of my case. Will you, by your negligence, part with half a million of gaines rather than convey me one letter? Humility is Nobility's true badge. If my present distress gave me no coat to my back, 'tis evident you would have honour by your flying into my open arms instantly. How stupid are the men in not hindering my forced marriage. Since Judge Grose's making every man's house his castle in May last, (as mentioned on the 20th in the Daily Advertiser, when it offered them 2000, to assist me with one hundred pounds only!) Don't mistake, you will be my heir; and the lawless force and violation to my housekeeper, in my absence, will only be regarded; they will be sent to gaol in two or three weeks' time.
Produce me your best and quickest assistance, and your attorney will inform you that I'll make your fortune instantly.
Direct to me, Sir John Dinely, Baronet, at my house, No. 9, in Windsor Castle.

A Valentine's Gift, for 1800;

Or, Three Hundred Thouand Pounds, with a TITLE, for any qualified Lady willing to become
A WIFE.

SIR JOHN DINELY, Baronet, humbly complains of the unmerited Delay that qualified
Ladies, Marriageable, make for trifling Objections only, which he now will endeavour to remove.
He will exchange with any Lady, his printed Offer of £300,000, for an Addrefs, to forward the
facred Bufinefs of Matrimony.

The Time and Place which Sir JOHN has thought proper to appoint for an Interview, is Twelve
o'Clock, (precifely), at Noon, in one of the Alcoves on the North Side of the Royal Terrace, near
the Entrance oppofite the Round Tower.—Here Sir JOHN had intended to conclude his Note of
Invitation, according to the prevailing Mode, in the third Perſon; but the momentous Bufineſs
ſo preſſes on his Mind, that he is impelled to ſpeak more fully in his own proper Perſon.—Start
not my LOVELY FAIR! Nor think that becauſe Phantoms are now the Rage, that I am alſo about
to deal in Ficſion;—No, I have an Account to tell you of a real Ghoſt, the Ghoſt of my Nephew,
ſuppofed by his cruel Father, to have been begotten in Adultery, who alſo then cruelly concealed
his younger Brother's Fortune from him, intailed and recorded by a Fine, until the Deed Poll of
Sir EDWARD DINELY, was providentially given to me by his Sifter.

Providence has wonderfully cauſed these Accounts to be now on Record in the Exchequer
Court, greatly to the Advantage of my Marriage to any Lady qualified, as ſtated round my
Portraiture at Mr. KNIGHT's, Stationer, Castle-street, Windsor.—One of my vaſt Eſtates of
Eight Thouand Pounds a Year, Mr. LONG, the prefent Recorder of Worcester, gave me Poffef-
ſon of, in due form of Law, and the Tenants readily gave me Parcels of their Rent, at my
Courts Baron, according to the Opinion of the great Mr. SEWELL.

I will give £10,000 to the Father who hands me his Daughter, and £2,000 each, to the reſt of
his Children, if he becomes my Wife before the LONG VACATION. As I am famed for
having a very good natured Countenance and Temper, I truſt you will tell your Parents that
you cannot be happy until you have given me a fair hearing. The Alcoves are not far from my
Houſe, where a Difh of Chocolate, and a comfortable Fire will be ready, with the Particulars of
my Five Eſtates, amounting to above ELEVEN THOUSAND POUNDS A YEAR to entertain you,
and to invite you to accept of the hereditary Honours of my Family, with a Pedigree from the
ROYAL LINE.

My Demand is only £300 under the age of 21, and £500 above that age.

Windsor Castle, Feb. 3, 1800.

JOHN DINELY.

Printed by C. Knight, Windsor.

WILLIAM
Lord Weight