Seems to be a bit of pleagarism Mr Bairnsfather. theze B.B.
cstoodges seem to have been using yr/ stuff without
givin you credit.

B/ I say, hadne't we better ...

It/ too late now Mr Bairnsfather, there's a microphone
right here in the corner.

B/ well I say, my dear fellow...

It/ are we to be reduced to the rate of a 4t rate power.
They haven't got to that part of it yet.

But they have certainly turned on Daventry, and the strand grill
room; just as you said they would.

The they press reaching millions; with promulgate ...

the bloodtingling department getting to work.

Guards Highlanders/ themselves flying and playing.

Bairnsfather. I say, where did you say that was printed.

It/ great tank; airplane ship factories; fortunes are being made
people make coats, blankets, mess cans/
What about the banks Mr Bairnsfather.

Bairnsfather.

Ah; really? I certaint said ...

Italian/ I suppose I shouldn't urge you to tackle that subject

For the information of the incredulous hearer, we may state
that all the remarks attributed to the innocent "Bairnsfather
are in an article By HIM; printed in America, before
the present hostilities got under weigh.

Italia ;

Bairnsfather ?

Italian : B airnsfather ?

Bairnsfather : That's me. Who are ..

It/ I'm only an ice-creamier ,

B/ ejh !

It/ I wanted to ask if you stick by yr/ article.

B/ what article

IT/ One I just dug up BUNHHENHUN ....

B/ dug ?

It/ yes, out of a better ole. An american 'ole
do you stand by it ?

B. I suppose so. I must have been paid to write it.
what does it say . ?

It/ You are BRUCE AIRNSFATHER , the old Bill BEIRNS.

B/ yes. what did I say ?

It/ You said

The incredible something or othe( with which the
let themselves be used ..

B/ who ?

It/ the ,british people. in the hands of the british govt.
which was only a part of " they " the
mysterious they.

B. well what of it ?

It/ ,titish people acquire real aversion to war
Ought to be from war .

B. well they had it, goin and coming.

It/ agreed that ONL' in case of invasion would they ...

B. what are vonkettin at .

It/ You wrote it ?

B/ when did you say I wrote it.

It/ about 1935. in favour of lettin the ex empire go rather than

B. what are you ..

It/ believed in havin no continental entanglements ? obliteration
of all side-takin treaties ??? et the contient have a good
war ; dont page England.

B/ not everyone/ some though isolation desirable/ was impossible.

It/ And some didn't known and cared more about football.

B/ I suppose that was so.

Ital/ "ave you been asked to the microphone 'r Bairnsfather.

B/ not so as you(d) notice it.

It/ You said " they " , you said outside world doesn't grasp power (
they. 3They " have decided on war .

B/ I suppose so. They've got it now.

It/

A much greater incentive wd/ be necessary.
I think you said
Mr Bairnsfather. something " several sizes larger than poor little
Belgium they pulled before.

You said I' they discovered a first class
incentive they 'd sell it/

HUMH

You said " they OWNED the radio, talented speakers/
we don't think so much of
talent/ but " suppose they have SOLD it/

Hour of empire's peril; crossroads of history/

civilization, ruthless invasion of somewhere
you called it trans.Bloupvian territory.

BAIRNSFATHER/

Announcer :

We are happy to have here with us tonight Mr BRUCE BAIRNSFATHER who has brought joy to tens of thousands of British hearts / or if not joy, at any rate relief in moments of tension.

Bairnsfather, the onlie begettor of Old Bill, and
the " Better Ole ".

We present Mr Bairnsfather/ who is being intervi'
rviewed by ......

then com"sax the dialog/

then in conclusion.

ladies and gentlemen there is here no deception. Of course

Mr Bairnsfather is not actually here in the flesh/
where he is in spirit we know not/ But INT INTELLECTUALLY
N/Te/lectually, Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Bairnsfather is here
with us/ not a word that has been here put into his mouth/
or put onto our microphone but w was written by Mr
Bairnsfather, and printed in Chicago, in America's brightest
and lewdest Monthly, none other than Mr Arnold Gingrich's
ESQUIRE/ you all know Esky !

/ change of voice / That is all O.K. you can look up the back files of Esquire for a year pr preceding the present unpleasantness, and you will find Mr Bairnsfather analyzing propaganda/ the evil of war propaganda in the words we have here revived and transmitted/

The printed text is longer/ but we hope to have given
I thank you for your kind attention and don't
you the cream of the matterslip when you lay down the reciever;