idx,prompt,response,label,source,split
valid_spont_0,"Alright, guys. Let's get into some more white history.",Are you sure we can stay for this? I know I've got some white people in my family somewhere.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_1,"Alright, pull up that plate so I can take a picture.","Sorry, the coleslaw is definitely giving off a lot of glare.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_2,I guess that's why you wanted to invest in a civil war reenactment company.,Of course it is. That's classic sociopathy. ,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_3,"If you buy three pills, you get a churro.","Oh, great! Then I can have something to barf up.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_4,"Growing up, everyone told me I looked like an accountant. They just said oh, good luck counting numbers, nerd. And hey, why don't you crunch this report with numbers on it, nerd. I said ""I don't look like an accountant. I can be anything I want."" And that's why I started saying man a lot and doing comedy.","And the long hair just above the shoulders, what a look for a man. A timeless look.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_5,The stadium has walls. We don't need more walls.,"No, it's not a mart of walls. It's short for Walton, Sam Walton.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_6,Does this map look homemade to you?,"Yeah, it looks like someone without a grasp of English drew it. ",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_7,Mostly I've been engaging in impromptu businesses since high school.,"So, you just impulsively get jobs?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_8,"Not many of us leave Country, so I'm kind of a pioneer of my people. I just wanted a more interesting life.",That's exactly why I'm here.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_9,So you're a regular glasses-wearer then.,That's right. How do these look?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_10,"Oh, the apples of my eye. What do you have for Mommy?",We have apples of the earth. These are potatoes and this is a Satan joke book.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_11,"I just saw a big house and I thought ""well, people live in houses"" and then I saw a sign that you needed a typist.","Ana, you sound smart. You'll run my business.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_12,I feel like I could have given Hamilton another standing ovation.,I want to see it again and again and buy all the soundtracks.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_13,"Ladies, where are your eye patches? You represent the school.",Let me put it on real quick. I have no depth perception.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_14,"You guts seem to know that story very specifically for it being so long ago, probably before you were born.","Well, you learn Universal Studios behind the scenes lore if you work here long enough.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_15,We've got about 2:18 until showtime.,"Thank you, Gordon. Gordon gives us a call about every minute. He's really on top of things.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_16,I heard the Paul DeGaul painting was stolen from a local museum.,"Well, I also heard that baby birds are larger than their parents at birth. But, that's not true.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_17,"I never said you were an idiot, Catalina. you're very aggressive today.","Sorry, I'm just really pumped up for spring.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_18,Who is he talking to? His mouth's moving. What's he even saying?,I got an idea. He's probably thinking of the next big business move he's going to make for this company.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_19,Excuse me. My friend has a herniated disk. I know I'm probably not supposed to be back here near all this machinery.,You're really not. This is like an employees only area.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_20,I remember hearing about that. His PowerPoint was so boring he slit his own throat.,You know how long it took me to sweep up that blood?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_21,Do you have any hats?,I have a trunk full of dumb fedoras.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_22,Chuck has been rolling on all of this the whole time. We have proof. Chuck proved the quantum leap quandaries.,"Chuck, you've cracked the QLQs wide open. They've just been theoretical up to this point.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_23,"Good news, my wife in Lebanon passed.","Oh, my God! You should have said great news! Now, we can get married.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_24,I went to the Yngwie Malmsteen and forgot to wear my scarf.,OK. Were there any other people around you that were sick? Were there people that seemed to be lying on the ground and weren't moving anymore?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_25,"It's OK, because I'm not your neighbor. I'm really from another place. Don't you see how I just changed my accent?",And your face is peeling away a little bit. I can see that now. Who are you?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_26,I'm just fresh out of office and I like to walk around saving lives because I just saw Batman Forever and I figured I can contribute to that conversation.,"Well, thank you for pulling me out of that sewer grate.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_27,"Here it is mama, here you go.",Oh thank you dear. I got the the vomit-proof poncho I ordered online!,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_28,"Are you sending carbon dioxide down here, captain?","Does it matter if we're all ghosts? We'll all be those horrible, like, Ted Danson in Creep Show ghosts.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_29,"When I am an adult, I am going work along side dogs and I'll treat them as equals.",You can be anything you want to be. That is what we teach here in Croatia.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_30,"The guy, he seemed very confused and he was taking the money out of his own pockets and throwing it around. I do not know that you needed to snap his neck. We probably could have let him just wander down the street and just pick up the money off the ground.","OK. Note taken. I'm not crazy about your space work. We're trying to attract gentlemen of great means, whereas your huge hat makes you look like a muskateer.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_31,She closed the door and made the door closing sound with her mouth at the same time.,Just so you knew I meant business. You're not going anywhere. You're going to stop terrorizing this town.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_32,I hear the crowd. They're very quiet though.,"Yes, well, it's very polite. This is Great Britain.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_33,"If you're offering, we both would like you to take one of those waffles and then take the cherries and the whipped cream and make it look like a face because we're both so lonely for a man's love and will make out with any breakfast you bring out here.  But, ideally, waffles.",I'll be that waffle face to make out with you.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_34,Are you sure you don't want to sleep here tonight?  It really wouldn't be a problem if you did.,"Yeah, I'm just going to go strike out on my own, make my way out of Ohio, and see the country.  I need to experience what life has to offer.  I'm really going to miss you.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_35,"I don't know about this, Calisto, I'm scared.","Calista, stop being such a a bully.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_36,"The oven's not working, but the boiler is working. We had boiled bagels and a man named Hank Thompson came in and offered to sell them for us.",Hank Thompson? I've heard of him. ,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_37,"Well, honey. I can't graduate from the scar you gave me. I wish I could, but I can't. Do you want to see it again?","You show it to me every Monday, mom.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_38,Have you ever tried this? Where you sing into an open dryer.,"OK, you're talking about reverb. Nathan, I don't have a dryer.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_39,I mean with everything that's going on out there it makes sense. I can't blame anyone for coming in. I just didn't expect to have other people here in the panic room.,"Don't worry, I know how to make myself useful. No idle hands; that's the devil's workshop.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_40,We gotta thing backstage and it's weird. I hate to trouble ya.,Gort. It's OK. We're sorry for making you feel like you're troubling us.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_41,I went to the store and bought some frozen waffles.,"Alright, I mean, that's fine. I was kinda having a hankering for something something more substantial.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_42,What're you guys making the most money off of right now?,Napkins.  We started to charge because everybody wants to take them.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_43,"This is marvelous, well look at this.",Wow. The ceilings have so many windows in them.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_44,Is there any food on this bus?,I have some cheese if you want it.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_45,"I'm so sorry, my hearing is gone because of the clippers.","That's OK. A lifetime of cutting hair, that would just blow your ears out.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_46,"First of all, my colleague Duke does not owe you an explanation about my breath. Secondly, yes, it's Pirate's Booty. I'm trying to eat healthier. I used to eat Frito's.","All of this food talk is making me so hungry, dad.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_47,"I just want you to be happy, Ranch. Whatever that means.",We've truly become man and woman. I'm boiling with rage and you're using passive aggressiveness on me.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_48,Are you asking for my badge? Are you asking for my gun?,"Yes, Craig. You are without a doubt the most awful spy I have ever worked with.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_49,This is rubber band. Holds together bills.,It's responding to your son's calls. I'm sorry. I believe that is a tapeworm.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_50,"You're having an allergic reaction to shellfish, yet you're still speaking. That's good.",Can you help him? Please? I love this man.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_51,It's just a bunch of interchangeable syllables.,"Yeah, it's weird. Sorry if that hurts your feelings.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_52,"I think she just wanted a friend, and maybe if you'd been listening harder to the answers you wouldn't have had to give her your money.","I guess I just really focused on the ""this is a stickup"" statement.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_53,We're only two hours in.,"Yeah, and they promise this to be a six-hour production.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_54,What?  Let her take it?  She looks like she has feet for hands!,"Elephants have feet for hands, and you didn't have a problem with them.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_55,Do you have any single friends that are looking to get with a guy?,"Actually, I do have a very single friend. She's extremely single.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_56,"It'll chase people out the door so we can have the world's fair. But also not have all the people of the earth, collapsing on the sidewalk.",Or on our very thin floors. That's a good idea.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_57,"Just to be clear we are on the same page. This rutabega farm is a farm where people can be rude to Lou Bega, composer of ""Mambo No 5"".",I've seen it and I love the idea. ,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_58,It's a huge party out there. Is that a hearse?,It's several hearses.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_59,"OK, sweetie. Mac and cheese will be ready in ten.","Make sure those ribs are ready, too.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_60,That's right.  All of us got the same exact tattoo.,"I got mine on my elbow, the most painful place.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_61,"Jerry's still alive, good.",Well of course he's alive. I'm keeping him well nourished.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_62,"Mrs. Polly, as you see, if they binder is positioned just right, you can see there that he's just sleeping. He's not crying, though.","He looks like he's resting peacefully. This is upsetting. Look, I didn't start my illustrious career doing mostly light reality television shows to change the world. To have employees resting this easily, he must not be working hard enough.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_63,"OK, I'm just typing. Oh, there it is. Oh, it says here that you have a couple movies out.",Just put the late fees on our corporate account and we're all good.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_64,"Did you see Back to the Future, where he starts disappearing from the picture with his siblings?",Is that the one in the wild west?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_65,Felicity's going to figure it out sooner or later.,"Yeah, when everyone else is going through puberty.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_66,All y'all sell are big screen shells full of chips.,This one is jalapeno cheddar Cheetos.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_67,This is so exciting. I can't believe our story was made into a major motion picture.,"They didn't let my character talk a lot, at all.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_68,Is Willow the Whisp like a ghost?,"Yeah, it's like a ball of light that floats along and lures people over to the Mars.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_69,"Mom, I was taking a bath and I didn't sink.","Oh, well I guess it's time we had that talk.  You're a very special girl, Elizabeth.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_70,"Hey, you're a boy.","I'm more of a mannish boy, though. I'm seventeen but I look five years older than I actually am. It runs in my family.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_71,It's lonely on this road. I'm going to fall asleep at the wheel at this rate. I'm so sleepy. Who do I see up in the distance?,"Hi, old timer. Thanks for stopping for me.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_72,"Oh, mama! There's blood on you're chin.",Oh that blood? That's always been there.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_73,I have some vodka and a match. Is that going to work for pyrotechnics?,I also have a can of hair spray.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_74,"Now that we finally gathered the entire cast of The Net for a reunion, I think it's time we disbanded the reunion and never see each other again.","When you think about it, it makes no sense that a cast and crew of a movie meets every year for many years after the movie was released.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_75,It happens at least once a week that someone throws water in my face.,Have you ever thought or considered that maybe you'er asking to have water thrown in your face?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_76,Maybe I should have worn trousers. This is just one of those blasted dresses that just attract so much attention.,"Those ankles look mighty strong, ma'am.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_77,We could lock these children in them and call them the Birds of Akron.,"Alright, I feel like this is all fate. This is what I'm supposed to be doing here in Akron.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_78,I want a divorce.,Why just because of this one speed bump?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_79,This fight is gruesome!  That woman is twisting that guy's neck like a doll!,She's turning her opponent into ground link sausage!  Why was she allowed to bring the sausage grinder on stage?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_80,"So, what is this? Some kind of fight or what?",I'm going to leave the room and lock the door.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_81,"I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume.",She's got three inches of powder on her face.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_82,"I think I know what's happening here. I know I'm just a nurse, so I don't know anything.","Joan, thank you for acknowledging you're just a nurse and I'm a doctor.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_83,I'm just trying to get home to see my mom and dad in Cincinnati.,That's a classic story. I hear that excuse all day long.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_84,We just got here. We're running a little bit late.,I'm sure with the low solar energy the rovers don't run quite as quick.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_85,"Well, goodbye to you and you.","Goodbye, Maggie. What am I supposed to do with this body you're leaving?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_86,I just brought some of these pints I stole from the Rustic and the Derby.,"Oh, thanks Buddy. That's great. You stole these pint glasses from local bars because that's what we do at the age we are.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_87,"Hey, Pete and John. Have you seen anyone opening the door at Georgina's bakery when she's not there?",What is this all about? Is there some problem in the neighborhood?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_88,"Meredith, will you allow me to be your mother?","Yeah, Miss White. We can always do science at home.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_89,It's our 23rd anniversary.,The Jordan Anniversary.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_90,"I think knowing more about your personality and what kind of shirt you want to present to the world is important, you know?","This shirt is for my nephew. Otherwise, I wouldn't even set foot in this Tommy Bahama.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_91,That is why we are brothers!?,The perfect yin and yang to each other.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_92,"Hey, excuse me, I'm here for the football game.","Yeah, of course you are. Yeah, go ahead. I just need your ticket.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_93,That would be disgusting if they allowed scorpions into the club. That would be the day I take my own life.,Suicide by scorpion. What a drama! What a fetish!,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_94,We just got married and exciting things are happening to us.,"Yeah, that's why we usually have the whole stranger game thing because nothing usually happens to us. We have to pay people  to walk up to us and hang out with us.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_95,"Naval Base, Indiana? That's where my wife went to school.",Did she grow up eating scrapple? I grew up eating almost exclusively scrapple.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_96,"You know what, bro? I haven't from you in a couple weeks and then you just call 'cause you need a favor, you know?","I mean, I feel like not calling your friend in two weeks isn't that big of an offence.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_97,Oh. You just put your hands on me.,"Well, you're wearing a Twister cape.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_98,I need some cream in this coffee.,"Ah, shoot. The cream's in the back room. The back room bathroom.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_99,There's a cracked iPod mini in the lost in found.,"Dude, I'm going to take it and watch Facebook Watch tonight.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_100,"Mr Simmons, I want to be very direct with you right now. You remember when we asked you what you thought the optimal temperature was for a cold storage facility in a chicken far??",It was only a few minutes ago. Fifty-five to fifty-nine I think I said.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_101,I'm having a Sunday funny written about me down the hall. I had a break and was checking out this place and left my tea here. That one is actually for me.,"Let me tell you something, you rich, spoiled millionaire sports guy, I rented out this tea shop for a private tea experience and this is my time.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_102,"If I had emotions, I would say that was a sad story. How I long to have emotions. Why is life so unfair that I was made with no emotions?","Pinky, I've been thinking about your plight. And you know, while hear at the performance arts school, I minored in sub routine programming for feel routines. And I've written a little something on this punch card that I'd like to insert inside you.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_103,"Fine, I'll give you each a tablespoon of hot whisky from my body heat.","Thank you, Mrs. Applebaum.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_104,"Denise, we got one person for a seat at the counter. Take him to the counter",I like it when it's one person because then they don't look back and forth like 'what are we going to order'?`,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_105,That cemetery has a bouncer now.,It's kind of cool. You feel like you're going to a club.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_106,"Michael and Michelle, I want to see you two apologize for what you did.",You mean to that stupid little dumb kid?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_107,My mother did say she always wished I was dead.,This is the mother you've been taking care of? Fuck.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_108,"Why would they call the position tackle if he doesn't tackle? What, does he just yell at tackles and say offensive things?","Listen, Marge, I did not invent football. It doesn't make sense, you're right.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_109,"Uh, say, sir did you need a ride? It looked like you were hitchhiking with no thumb out?","Yeah, uh, just kinda standing here by the side of the road. The last thing I remember I was in a mall. I was yelling at my wife and daughter because I'm a father and a husband.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_110,I'm a confident guy. That's what I like to choose.,"Confidence, that's what you pull out of that story? I'm going to say more like sociopath.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_111,You think bows and arrows are sexy way to die? Do you think of a lot of ways of killing people?,"Oh yes, that's pretty much what I spent my time doing for my entire childhood.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_112,"Maybelline, how dare you. You've betrayed the church, the gods, the temple, and the daddy-master. I cast you out, vile demon-woman.","I mean, that's fine with me. I said I was going to leave already.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_113,You're the King of the Sudan. Wow. How did that happen?,"You know those Ed McMahon, like those letters that come in the mail? I mailed it in and that was my prize.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_114,"Mr. Whitaker, thank you for making everyone's childhood dream come true eventually.",I came over as soon as I got the news that we were making this movie and I 'd have no pay and zero trailer.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_115,Karen and Karen's husband. I've never witnessed such family love as you two are exhibiting.,"Well, that's too bad for you.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_116,Sugary cereal is bad for more than just your teeth.,Who wants to live forever? I pray for the release of death. I have to take my own teeth out of my skull every night.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_117,Can I be the guy who beats his wife?,It wouldn't be a stretch. You'll be able to pull that one off without any trouble.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_118,"Plethora, I'm glad you're here. ","Look, Danielle is here too.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_119,You know I put those days behind me when you said a woman belongs along side a man's reconstruction business.,I do remember saying that at our wedding.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_120,"Clem, are these your sons?","Whoa, did you bring an old lady with you, man?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_121,I've been a plastic surgeon for about thirty-five years.,Do what I asked you to do.  Change my flavor profile.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_122,"So, you have fallen in love, son?","Yes, I know that was against the plan, but I could not help it.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_123,I gotta say I was not aware that there were more than the four of us on the base. This is in fact news to me.,"Counting us, now, there's sixty people.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_124,"Oh, you two. You betrayed me. You kicked me out.",We've reconsidered. You can have the house and everything in it.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_125,"Listen, what're we going to do about this Crocodear and Pussibly??","I don't know.  He's our boss, though, you know?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_126,"I know your name is tissue, but you seem to be an actual tissue.",That's right. I have a mouth and vocal cords. I don't want to reveal all of my secrets.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_127,"Good news, Forest Whitaker. It's Aid Man. They want you.",I knew this eye would come in handy.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_128,"I mean, do I really want a $57,000 yo-yo whose creator went insane?","Who more than you deserves a $57,000 yo-yo? Name that person.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_129,"Honestly, now that we're putting all the cards on the table, when you do fall asleep I carry each of you individually back upstairs. Because ultimately I feel bad that I did what I did.","Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_130,"That's OK, we don't really have enough people here to do the murder mystery.","Yeah, there's only three of us.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_131,"If the zoo only has parrots, is it still considered a zoo or is it a bird sanctuary?",Parrot Jungle is a zoo because sometimes birds die. Birds aren't allowed to die at a bird sanctuary.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_132,Spare no expense for my daughter's records. She's a well educated girl who understands the finer parts of music.,"Well, the records, they all cost pretty much the same thing.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_133,"I do have a cigarette, if you want one. It's American Spirit if that's OK.","Oh yes, that's perfect. Thank you.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_134,I'm pretty sure the business Mr. Takei is going to bring to this shop with his Facebook account when that's finally invented is going to be amazing.,"Yeah, it's publicity, Dad. And, I think you should go out with that woman that asked you to the movie.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_135,"Oh, well hello there, little lady. This trip just picked up a little bit here. I'm headed out to California. Where are you headed?",I'm a leaf blowing in the wind. I'll go anywhere I want.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_136,"Denise, let me sleep on it. It's Christmas time. I'll go to sleep. I don't want to give you a raise. Maybe something will have caused me to change my mind overnight.",OK. I'm cool with that. I look forward to hearing what you come up with.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_137,I don't think any woman's had more than $40 at any time.,I don't know. I can barely count.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_138,"So, they are only sort of family.","Yeah, exactly. They are like pretend family. So, when you go there, it's like you're going to the land of make-believe.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_139,"Oh, no, the police are here, Mary.",Damn! This is your fault. Don't make me hit you again.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_140,I believe animals are equal with human.,You're right. That's how I founded my whole life philosophy.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_141,"Chaz, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt.",What's going on? Can't you see we're having a family meeting?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_142,You should copyright that.,"Maybe I should.  I'm going to mail it to myself.  Speaking of mailing things to myself, y'all, I'm proud of this here script.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_143,Me and this here woman had sex in the bathroom multiple times.,"You did call her your mother at one point. So, there's a little bit of a gray area, but these guys are fun.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_144,I have my own art that I wanted to put up if that's cool.,You just want to hang your art in my house?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_145,"I can't help it that my parents are loggers.  My mom, too.  She's a chief among them.  Chief Logger.  She also lives on the res.",I know Chief Logger from the res.  Everyone knows her.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_146,We all must say the chant that we say to the King.,"No, it's too erotic, please don't.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_147,"OK, now remember we're behind the honesty tree, so typical honesty rules apply.","Yes, three inches distance at least between the two of us. To keep room for the honest spirit.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_148,Do you think they left because you stole the carlton?,"I mean, there's a moment in time that you can call it that. There's a week and a fortnite.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_149,I'm what they call petite.,She's three foot. And it's mostly neck.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_150,"I know, but maybe somebody went into labor. We don't know. Maybe that's why they left their car blocking lots of spots.","Well, if they went into labor, they could have parked right up front. Should have gone to emergency.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_151,"Mr. Disney, if we get a chance, I'd like to have my photo taken with you during our visit.",Nobody gets their photo taken with Jerry. He's afraid his soul is going to be taken by the film.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_152,All your children have moved away. You've got to be so lonely.,"Yes, this is a barren wasteland. It's no longer useful. I drink during the day and then come to tennis. But, no balls! I'm not ready.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_153,"It's been awhile, that's true. But, you know, I know you boys done good.","Listen, the good news is, your boys done you proud. They's going to be major recording artists.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_154,"You've been having him in there for 15 minutes. I'm trying to get interviewed too, man.","Okay, wait. Sir, please don't open the door to the interview.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_155,"Yep, the calve's the only way to go.","Right, because it's not life threatening and for the rest of your life you have a cool limp.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_156,Did Budino just step out of the tree fort and float to the ground?,He's real. He's real and he's beautiful.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_157,"Garth, you look great. You're still dressing as a train conductor.","Yes, I am. I feel like I conduct a train of reading here at the library.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_158,"Mr. Denny, they were all dull and stuff.","That's why we have a knife sharpener, Robert.  I'm very disappointed in you, and what's this?  A family living in my Dennys dumpster?  The very idea!  Robert, if you don't kick this family out of this dumpster, you will be fired!  Also, I want you to put them to death.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_159,This is the soundtrack to Pinocchio.,Of course. One of the loudest motion picture soundtracks in film history.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_160,"So now Doctor, the idea of this ray is just to make me slightly smaller so that my clothes will fit better?","Yes, so many people have trouble with the size of their clothing. So, why go to a tailor when I can just make you a little smaller and your clothes will fit like a glove.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_161,"Then I tried to give myself the Heimlich over a chair, and they understood what I was trying to do and they helped me. Then I slit all of their throats and I left. It was rude, the way they were punching me in the stomach.","Okay, looks like we're going to have to move again.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_162,I was so afraid the health inspector was going to take away my pet.,"Why did you train the tapeworm, anyway?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_163,"If you flush this toilet just right or wrong, as the case may be, you may end up in storm drain.",OK. That shit creeps me out. I think I'll find another bathroom to use.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_164,Being predestined doesn't mean it didn't happen. That it's not real. I almost love you.,How do you even know what love is? You just blinked into existence.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_165,"OK. Well, commercial break is over in 30 seconds. So, we gotta get back out there for hour 2 of the broadcast.",I think we were all under the impression that it was over awhile ago.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_166,"Give me just a beer, I don't like to name them, just pour me a beer in a glass.","Sure thing, Bernie. Mystery beer again, or do you want the beer you always want, but you just specifically would not like me to name it?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_167,I lost that bike. I told her a raccoon stole it.,"Oh good, then. She'll believe that. Don't kid believe shit adults say?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_168,It's pulling down your shirt a lot. We're going to see nipple.,"Yeah, you are. I can feel it. I feel the air on it. Does it do anything for you?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_169,"Cracker, your time has come. It's your turn to shine, darling.","Yes, Cracker Pants finally will live on stage the way he always should have, at a Primus concert.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_170,But it seemed like you were putting some words together. So if you could just break down what the words were.,"I know the first one was Manatee. The second one sounded like it was either ""coke"" or coat""?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_171,I can't wait to get home to watch 21 Jump Street.,"Me, too.  The sequel is even better!  We should watch it together sometime.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_172,I'd like you just to type the instructions you read on everything you find in my pantry. The print is too small for me.,"OK, so, large print. So here's a cup of soup. Pull back top only slightly. Pour hot water into cup of soup up to fill line. Close lid, let sit for 30 seconds. Open lid. Avoid steam.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_173,"This is good stuff from our leader.  Now this is, of course, humor, such as this that keeps the world a happy place where everyone knows there is reason to live.","Yes, that is my intention completely.  Thank you.  Good bye.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_174,I'm going to have to give you a ticket.,"But my hazard light's are on and this is a special day for my son, he's getting his very first bulge sir!",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_175,Little Twitters? You were almost a hero.,I know. I'll go back downstairs.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_176,Sorry about that. My husband likes little pranks like that.,Your husband likes to leave you messages that you're going to die?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_177,"We know that you're just a 7th grade nerd, but we're going to need you to be principal of this school.",I don't know if I can handle it.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_178,"Well, Shanice, we have some complaints of our own. This hotel, that was built in 1725, is clearly haunted. This guy's a goblin, this guy's a ghost, we've been hearing voices, lights flicker on and off.","I'm sorry about your're experience. If you are able to fill out an online form when you leave, we'll get back to you.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_179,"The other good hair magazine is Hair Today, Hair Tomorrow.",My favorite is Hair You Go.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_180,You seem like the sort of chef that is from California,How did you know! I spent my first 111 years living in California.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_181,"Now, you say that we need this ghost door.","Oh, yeah. That's so ghosts don't come and go of their free will. You gotta invite them in.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_182,Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Hank Thompson. I sell products and you might be onto something with the boiled bagel. Might I interest you in my service?,"Well, yeah. What do you want to do with the bagels?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_183,"Oh, you're a priest now? Whoa, a collar now, Mr. Big Deal. I don't think so.","Oh boy, I hope you go straight to hell after you get out of purgatory.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_184,I really love my name Pepper.  It's a great spice.  It's on every table.,"You make a really good point, and that reminds me.  I should buy some salt and pepper shakers for my store.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_185,"Chuck, you'll find that I will give you the respect you deserve if you just wait your turn.",Alright. I'll just play with my camera a little bit more. I'm getting great footage of this field that's being populated by these plants and zombies.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_186,"Oh, our mother coughs up blood. Can we graduate early too? She's sick.","You know who's sick? Me. I've been hovering over this trash can all day. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to give you the homework now. Either you do it, your mom does it - I don't care. But at the end of the year, I want that homework. If I were you I'd tell your mom today so you don't make her do it all in one night before the end of the school year.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_187,I have an R-BnB set up.,"Oh, that sounds good. The Roast Beef Hotel, where they have peaches and herb 24 hours a day.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_188,"Attention, attention. Parental announcement. Your parents are getting a divorce. All of your parents. All the parents in town will be getting a divorce.","Perfect, right now they're highly suggestible. This is when we convince them that we can emancipate and live on our own.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_189,Is there a lot of books?,There's about ten more than you would think.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_190,"Are you talking about To Kill a Mockingbird, Mr. Peck?","Oh, look at you. You know the lingo and everything. You're on your way up, aren't you, Toby?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_191,"Thank you for coming to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. As you know, we have the Dali on loan.","Oh, it's beautiful. To see it in person is wonderful. But is it smaller than you thought it would be?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_192,There's also sort of a sexual feeling you get on the pirate ship too. You feel it right under your stomach.,We're going to bring that vibe to the new show. They can still experience that sexual feeling here a the park.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_193,"Why don't more people know how good the hotdogs are in Paris, France?","You'd think it would be very good in Germany or in Southern States, but Paris is better.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_194,"This yo-yo will run you $57,000, but it's the only yo-yo of its kind and the man who created it went crazy.","Oh, we'll take it. You should get it, Lucious. It's a Chamberlain yo-yo.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_195,You must really love the band. I think that's hot.,I do and I love electrolytes.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_196,"Alright, Mary. This is it. Give me your last looks.","The Yoda ears look good. The collapsible opera hat, the Superman cape from 1978 all look great.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_197,I bet you're wondering why three chefs ended up in the antarctic together.,You guys crash landed from a trip around the world didn't you!,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_198,The oven's not working again. The timer isn't working on the oven and it's heating up to more than 180 degrees warmer than it's marked.,"Well, the boiler is working. So, I have my end covered.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_199,I'm just a dreamer.  I'm just staring out the window making cloud animals.,You want something to stare at?  Why don't you stare at these birthday cake candles until your eyeballs burn out?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_200,"I was so happy when she literally explained if you go downstage, you'll fall down.",That's right.  If you go upstage things were looking up.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_201,"Well, I am a chef. I have to be fast so I don't cut my fingers off.",I bet you taste divine. I'd like to eat you up with a knife and fork.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_202,"Yeah, I'm looking for something to kind of present a gravitas. Something so when people listen to me they believe what I say before I say it.","OK, well, mission accomplished. I believe you already.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_203,May I have my business card back sir? I'll bid you a good day.,Here's your card. I guess we don't deserve having a great day. OK. Thank you.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_204,I heard you're mischievous. How do you feel about murder?,Love it. Doesn't get more mischievous than that.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_205,It sure is cold in here!,I know my nipples could cut diamonds.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_206,I have my tape recorder because I record everything.,"Yes, but I don't know if we can release that to the public.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_207,I don't feel so wall.,Get her her Pall Malls - she needs a cigarette.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_208,We did not come to this play just to get up and walk out.,"That is not even a boy, it's a woman. It's a grown woman. She has breasts.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_209,What the fuck are y'all doing in here? I own this here barn. Are y'all having spooky sexy time?,We're hoping too. We're just exploring on a weekend. Don't be so weird.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_210,"Ma'am, why is it important to you that your husband was buying bananas?","When someone is buying bananas, they are planning to stay.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_211,I must stand by my principles.,"Michelle, I understand that but I've never went against the car, I've had the car for years.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_212,"It's a whine cry, like somebody who's been having a lot of wine lately.","God, if only. I've been here so long, I'm parched.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_213,"I would love it if in the midst of being scared or scaring others, you just start making love to each other.",I'm down with that. I can do that. Sign me up.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_214,"Satanists are like opposite people, you know?","Yeah, they do walk on their hands.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_215,How ya doing? I'm John Wayne's son.,"Oh, my God! I'm so sorry for your loss. Your father was a great man.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_216,"Father, I've awoken from my nap. I'm staring at a girl, Larissa.",I see that you're doing it and I wish that you wouldn't do it because it's not good to do. You're doing it right in front of me.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_217,"Tony, I don't think you're a tight end, I think you're the devil.","Yeah, I didn't hear anything about journalism in that song.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_218,"Honey, I feel like when we open this store, we will be here forever. Everyone is always going to need cursed relics.","Of course they will, sweetheart. Look at this mirror. It looks like a simple mirror, but when I look into it, you can see the devil's face.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_219,Do you mind keeping it down? We're trying to listen to this. You guys just walked right into the audience and started your conversations.,"Hey, we're big agents here. We're scouting for talent. Forgive us.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_220,I feel like this dude's an alien. I want to rip him apart and throw him into the sea.,That's treason. You could have your throat slit.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_221,I'll take a bag of cashews and some fudge.,One bag of cashews and one thousand pounds of fudge. We only sell it in blocks of a thousand pounds.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_222,"OK, I'll put an x next to your name for the chicken, Mr. McCormick.","It's not that good, Mr. McCormick, to be honest. I would get some ice cream first.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_223,You saved my life.,"Well, you know. It's just common decency.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_224,"So if we just don't go out anymore? We don't do music, we just go to our ranches and we just get out of here. Ghosts, there are ghosts everywhere",Getty Lee! We're Rush. We're a Canadian supergoup. We gotta go out there.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_225,"Jason, I'm sorry about earlier. I love you so much.","Donna, I don't mean to steal focus from your reunion, but, will you marry me?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_226,It's gone. I ate them all and the plastic bag.,I should have known when you smelled like pencil erasers.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_227,"So, I guess there's no point in showing you around, Mr. Stanfield.","If it will make you feel better, sure. I'll take a look at the place.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_228,"I'll let Albert know the decision was down to the wire. Because, that'll really cheer him up. He's really down right now.",Is he sad because he didn't get the job as the nude drawn model?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_229,"Hey, where'd you get that top hat and cane from? Did you steal that from someone else's mail? The top hat and cane you've been performing in.","Yes, I got it out of this old man's estate box.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_230,"Wait, they let babies on this ride? I left my baby in the car because I didn't think I could put it on the ride.","I left my baby at home, by himself.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_231,"Listen, I'm real sorry that your mom had to put your dad down like a dog in the street.","Miles, it's just that dealing with themes of going mad in a play like Hamlet and losing my father to insanity and murder; I just wish you'd tread lightly around me.  Both of you.  I'm liable to carry some of it in my genes.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_232,Maybe you and I could take in a film and eat some popcorn together.,"Alright, well after I'm dead and buried, if you'd like to go to a movie, I'm absolutely all in.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_233,"But mom, I want to watch horror movies so that I can confront the horrors in safe environment and that when I go out into the world, I won't be so shocked. And I'll have plans like what to do in a place with no cell reception.",And I want to watch cartoons.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_234,Come in here everybody. We've gotta come up with a new name for wedgie. It's offensive and when people hear it they think you're going to put one of those door stoppers into their anuses.,We came up with it the first time. The Wet Willy 2.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_235,Are you familiar with all the cookie talk we use around these greasy spoon places?,"Oh, I love cookie talk. I'm pretty well versed in it. I probably could teach you a thing or two.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_236,"Yeah, cause they're not designed for aquatic use.","A lot of the paint came off, too.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_237,I was just having a quiet soak.,"Oh right, part of this vacation was you did your thing alone, without me aggravating you. I forgot.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_238,You're his girlfriend and you didn't know he's in the King's entourage?,"Yeah, I keep her in the dark about a lot of stuff.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_239,Have you had your identity stolen?,"Yeah, man, too many times. I've had it stolen more than I've had it myself.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_240,"Donna, I know we only have fifteen minutes until air, but we're faced with a circumstance, where literally nothing happened today. We've got 22 1/2 minutes of air to fill.",And only 14 minutes until we start that 22 minutes. What can we do?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_241,Kelly? How are you doing in there? I can hear you in there but I don't know what you're doing.,"Yeah, I'm just getting all my craps out before the school dance. Because I don't want to wear my diaper.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_242,"I don't know about that, she honestly seems like kind of a shitty witch.",Did you notice that too? Have you seen her hat? It has a walmart tag on it!,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_243,Hey Cookie.,"Oh, hey there Vincent. Would you like a cup of stew?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_244,Are you into Jesus? How about the devil?,"Yep, I go to church every Saturday?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_245,"Hang on a second, what am I thinking? Battery backup. Sorry, you guys. Here we go.","Oh, we're going to live! I take back everything nice I said.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_246,"Mom, it sounds like you were held hostage. Don't you want better for your son and daughter?","Yeah, maybe the reason we're so curious about sex is because we never understood how you and dad did it.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_247,"Derek, what happened to us? This week with Fred being gone, I felt a little sparkle between the two of us.","Yeah, it's kind of nice not having Fred around. He makes me feel dumb.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_248,"So, you're the direct descendant of Lady Sapsworth, the molasses lady?","That's right, and now that you know my credentials, could you please have an able-bodied man move my treasure trunks?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_249,Is everyone comfortable with being murdered?,"Given my druthers, I'd rather be the one doing the murdering. It just seems so much more exciting.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_250,I can't believe I'm finally getting my haircut by someone who is from another country.,He's been very excited all the way over here. Wouldn't stop talking about it.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_251,I wish they'd have told us we could wear our own costumes.  I would have worn my old shrimp costume.,"I've a lobster costume, myself.  As you know, dentists love dressing up like crustaceans.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_252,We know that there were things found in the tomb of Tutenkamen.,"Those things included a bunch of old cats. gold, grain, jorgans.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_253,This theory of yours is unproven.,"Well, I shall prove it!  I shall strike out on my own.  Just me and this terrifying pigeon!  We will start our own society called Pigeon and Friends.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_254,I've been in Disney jail for 45 long years. It's the only home I've ever known. The only thing I ever hear about is Disney and their various business transactions and what movies they own title to.,That will be very helpful when you go out of the vault onto the streets of the world.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_255,Isn't Vietnam the country where the war is happening?,"Oh, I thought it was just a food convention, but if there's a war, you gotta go do it.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_256,I should go to an oxygen bar and they couldn't charge me extra because they wouldn't know how much oxygen I can breathe.,"Yeah, that will teach them to not screen people for oxygen ability.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_257,"If you think about it, that does sound like football with a bunch of babies in a room.","Right, campfires all over the place and amniotic fluid.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_258,Your upper lip seems a little weak.,I do have a weak upper lip. It's because my teeth curve inward.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_259,"Mr. Carl Simmons, how come you ain't cleaning that cheese grater??","Look, I have been running a chicken cold storage unit for 75 years. I don't have time to wash a cheese grater.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_260,I'm sorry I've been grating cheese here. I get really hungry. I have to eat or my blood sugar dips. Are they your favorite band or something?,"Hey look, I didn't ask for your whole life story. I just came up to tell you that if you plan to move back into the great seats in front of me, I'd like you to be quiet and respectful of Yngwie Malmsteen.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_261,I guess I just want to lose my mind. I just want to lose my mind today.,"Well, you came to the right place. In fact, I wrote a song about it.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_262,"We gotta come up with a name for our social media platform here in heaven, where you can review stuff.",How about Gabriel's List? Just if people want to know if heaven early adopters are reliable.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_263,"If we steal this idea, we'll make a viral fortune.",We'll be YouTube superstars.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_264,No one knows who he is. I say we look in his jacket.,It's a copy of Scruples. But that's only one of the lumps.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_265,Hi Bill. You're back. I thought you left me.,I did and now I'm back. I got left out of seat tradesies.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_266,I didn't think we needed a vacuum cleaner.,A lot of people don't think they need them until they get them.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_267,"Boys, we are officially welcoming - if he'll join us - Targin Firehead into our family.",Another brother to love. Yay.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_268,"Son, I don't know what to think. I'd always wanted you to live up to my shadow but now it feels like maybe that's not so important.","Maybe it isn't but maybe it is. Theater tech? Put the spotlight on me, please.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_269,This is my wife. Feels weird to say it. Gloria.,I'm Gloria I'm his wife. His first wife. His first and only wife.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_270,"If you were the guy to tell all the celebs to take off their shoes, they would do it.",OK. Because I am the first line of defense.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_271,It smells like cigarette smoke in here.,I know it does. It's because I'm smoking. That's what grownups do.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_272,"Tickets, please. Please show your train tickets to me before boarding the train.",Here's my ticket. I have a government discount on this.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_273,"I'm married. To my work, I mean.","Well, that's a polyamorous relationship I'm ready to hop into.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_274,We're doing a talent show. We do it every month. It's the community talent show.,"Well, sorry. I don't know the schedule here. Now I double need yoga.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_275,I want to shop for a boy. I've saved $50 from my allowance.,"Curtis, you should know. I've been giving Jennifer a big allowance.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_276,Find some way to slip this allergy pill into his mouth. This Clartin-D.,Try to hold his mouth closed and then rub his throat so it goes down.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_277,"Karen! Gaston, look, Karen - she's been poisoned.","Don't be alarmed. I've been entrusted by the Mayor of France to kill anyone that I see pickpocketing. And these two picketpocketed each other, so it's OK.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_278,Do you have any important gigs coming up that will interfere with our plan to make this look like a real live gym?,"There's an open mic at the laugh connection. If I can impress the owner of this club, I'll get to do two more open mics at the laugh connection.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_279,"Well, I'm a little nervous to take this acid.",They don't call you Cookie because you don't eat random things that people put in your mouth. Am I right?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_280,"Charlie, some of kids at school and I think that you have a very deep voice.","Yeah, I do have a deep voice because it changed already. Welcome to puberty.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_281,"OK, you all are very defensive. I haven't even said what the complaints say.",Those children didn't hurt themselves.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_282,"Lilith, now that you're here, what happens to Eve? Adam, what are you going to do here?",Let me guess what happens. Both of my wives get together and talk about how shitty I am and all of a sudden Eve feels like she shouldn't be married to me anymore. Am I in the neighborhood?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_283,The guy in the white suit was very friendly. He hugged me and now he's here. ,I think you must have teleported him here.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_284,I think one of the reasons Getty is so upset is because we heard rumors that the LA Forum is haunted. Do you see a mysterious shape over there?,"Well, I would love to tell you more about that, but the fact of the matter is It's definitely haunted. I don't know if you know of a little band called Aerosmith, but it was a night a lot like tonight 13 years ago that Aerosmith first were haunted on this stage.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_285,You'd think Superman and Aquaman would naturally gravitate towards each other and have graphic sex.,Just like a surf and turf.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_286,"You look amazing for having been born, clearly, in the 1800's.",Thank you. It's the cheese and the Wisconsin air.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_287,"What should I do, Tranese?",We are certainly going to get you a new toilet because I'm sure it smells God awful in there.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_288,This contest is great. I don't know how you're keeping up with all the customers. You must be turning people away. Well done.,"Surprisingly, this contest has been effective. We've had a lot of people come in. I guess a lot of  people want $1 million dollars and they're pretty confident in their photographic ability.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_289,I'm just saying I'm game for switching places. That's why I came through this way. You seem like you could use a little adventure yourself and I've always wanted to pray.,"I forgot there's no God in Narnia. Well, Beverly, I'd say, try and stop me, I dare ya! I'm running to the closet.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_290,My brother and I have been picking up this trash for what feels like 48 years. We're kind of sick of it.,"Oh, I bet you are sick of it. Your crimes are too egregious though. You showed Cinemax soft core pornography to a child.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_291,It's a powdered fish monster.,Look at that weird coked-up fish. Somebody grab him.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_292,"It's really good to see you, Donna. I heard some really terrible stuff about you.","There were a lot of rumors going around, but I actually am fine. I did suffer a coyote attack, but I'm fine. I was actually taking some insane fitness courses and I was able to fight them off. Actually, in the middle of fighting them off, I became a little bit of friends with them.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_293,"Oh my god, Tony, they trying to snitch on us to the bouncer.","That's cool, I don't give a fuck. I just want my fucking cod and my fucking 10 beers.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_294,"When I looked in the mirror, I thought I was looking pretty sharp, but now I realize it makes me look like a smurf.","Yeah, you've got that track jacket with the name ""Doc"" in quotes stitched right on it.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_295,This is the police. Open the door.,"Honey, the police are here. Help us! He's got Jorgens.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_296,This is a record store. Are you looking for music to buy?,I am. I'm looking for Janis Joplin. That's the one I want.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_297,"I live just two blocks away, so it's not that far.","Oh, you live in the mansion that is two blocks from the amusement park?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_298,"I'm a little shaken up right now because I thought I locked the bathroom door behind me, but you came in.","You did, I'm just a man with bathroom keys and nasty hands. I mean no harm.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_299,Let me just move this pelt.,That was my first dog. Wanted to keep him with me.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_300,What do you do when the corn maze closes down? Do you just live here?,"I'm going through something right now. Just got out of a long term relationship. I've been sleeping at work for a couple weeks now. So, yes.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_301,So she didn't give you up for adoption? She gave birth to you and then she left.,"She just left. Left me a note. The note said ""read this when you can read.""",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_302,"As a matter of fact, although we have not consummated our relationship, yes, I am your biological father.",That explains all the turkey basters in mom's bedroom.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_303,Do you think I could find people uglier than me here?,"It's us, man! We'll be your uggos.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_304,Better be careful or you're going to have a Runaway Bride on your hands.,"Oh, she's very funny. I wish she would hoe for me.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_305,We hereby give you cancer.,"Oh, that was the very thing I had come here to avoid. What a disaster.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_306,You thought my full name was Humble Blimpsman and I happen to be a blimpsman?,"I thought that's why you became a blimpsman, like it was a prophecy.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_307,"Lisette, are you able to conceive children?","I'm able to conceive of them. Like, I saw one earlier. ",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_308,"They look fantastic, but what do you care?",Right? I'm blind. I'll take your word for it.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_309,I'm not going to lie. This is not the first potential date I've had that killed himself.,I'm still here. I just wanted to help our ghosts buddies out.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_310,Did he really just rip your arm off? He just pulled it and it came out?,"Yeah, he was a strong guy. I don't know why he was so jealous of my two arms.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_311,"Yeah, everyone here knows that it's fucking hot as hell.","When visitors come here and complain about the heat, we have to make them feel like they're being a great big baby.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_312,He mentioned the solar panel when we were walking up your driveway. It's phenomenal.,"I was saying like, oh no, we've taken a wrong turn. We're headed directly to the sun.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_313,"Well, the Excelsior stuff is mostly just rumors. You probably read about it on reddit.","If you've been on reddit, you've seen the Excelsior rumors. Reddit rumors!!",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_314,"Dennis, you old bean!","Yeah, man, it's me - Dennis Miller.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_315,I want those mugs back.,"I told you that I left those mugs on your back porch at your new place.  Your new, bigger place that, somehow, you can afford, even though you couldn't split the rent with me on our condo.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_316,"This bag has been getting kind of heavy. I'm pretty sure I haven't put it down this whole time, have I?","Maybe there's another you somewhere who's still carrying a heavy bag, but that's now what you gotta do. All you gotta do is live your life.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_317,"Doctor, that guy with the bad memory is here to see you. I'm not sure if his name is Tom or Curtis. Am I terrible?","No, you're wonderful. Get on my lap. It's 1963.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_318,"Doris Dog, do you know where your food person used to go every day?","Yeah, forever she was gone. She went out the door.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_319,Vince is collecting coozies in all 50 states.,"I have 50 of them. Actually, I have 51 if you count Puerto Rico.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_320,There's the Roxburys and there's the Hustons. ,That's right. We usually have parties together every year.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_321,"What's going on back there? There's quite a commotion, Randy. Is this something you should look into.","You know, our kitchen staff really gets into it. They love working here. There's a lot of enthusiasm back there.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_322,I don't have friends. I'm my own best friend.,That reminds me of my ring tone.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_323,"All this time the doctor's mouth has been moving, but I haven't heard a word that he's said.","That's right. I can say a bunch of stuff about Charlie like he's dumb and he's short. His voice sounds weird and adnoidal.  Did you catch any of that, Charles?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_324,Step out of the car Judy and we can explain better who your natural father is.,"Fine, I'm doing it because I've run out air in here.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_325,"Sorry, this is Evan. He's an only child. Therefore he has no sense of others.",I'm just a little high strung. I haven't been getting my nightly calls.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_326,"Bet, where's Kay? Is she on break?",She said she left her purse somewhere and she went back to get it.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_327,"Well, you know, people from her generation, they're not capable of giving love. So I think that's asking a lot.","We're the same age though, my mom and me. We grew up together. It's weird.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_328,I sent you in the hardware store on purpose. Sally and I have been having an affair.,"But I just saw you guys recognize each other and see each other, you mean that was all for show?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_329,We don't serve people that can't pay.,"I'll take care of it. I'm very wealthy, in addition to being a southern lady of some distinction.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_330,"Dennis, we think you show a lot of promise for a 13 year old.","I love you, too. You're my new family.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_331,A temporary tattoo parlor is a poor business to go into anyway.,I don't see how they stay afloat. It's a very stupid business idea.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_332,"Well, I think it looks nice, but it's like the crow's eyes are following me.","Yeah, like, they're moving around literally. You can see the whites when it goes to the side",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_333,"All right. I know that everyone's feeling, you know, not their best today. It is 09/12, so let's really pull it together.","We could have stayed home, dad. It just seems like a weird day to go to The Price is Right.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_334,Why is everyone always eavesdropping at Madison Square Garden?,It's not our fault. It's a perfect square. The sound bounces off the walls.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_335,Our story is set in ancient Rome. ,"You mean really ancient Rome, because we're in the future.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_336,"Cynthia, it's like you're acting for two!","I think that I am!  I think that some small part of me is male, while my outward, oh, it's almost like a tiny small man is growing inside of me.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_337,Did you say that you're covered in chains or cheese?,I said cheese. I'm rich. That's how you say it. You must be new money.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_338,"Eventually, they are going to start to wonder where everyone is to close the store.","Yeah, or they're going to try to order Thai food or something.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_339,"Sorry, I forgot what I was going to ask you.","I bet you did, you weird unformed blob.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_340,"If we get out of here, then people talk. So, we have to agree that this is going to stay between the three of us.","I would never say anything. In college, they used to call me ""little secret lady"".",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_341,You're the third person we've had come into the store today.,I would have expected it to be much more with the big day one launch of a new comic.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_342,I don't want to go to the human planet. I want to count my blocks.,You shall take these blocks and you shall turn it to currency. You will be a king.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_343,You may have to go to heaven to get Jim Neighbors and purgatory to get the guy from Joy Division. Those are Catholic rules.,I'll do whatever as long as that noise doesn't happen again.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_344,Why did you ask me to bring my musket? Of course I'm going to bring my musket.,I wanted a show of strength from us in case he's dangerous.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_345,I need to take a deuce in there bro.,"Okay, buddy. There's a couple of bathrooms but you want this one?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_346,"Everybody, just remember, don't touch the ghouls. The ghouls can't touch you. You can't touch me.","Every time you tell me not to touch you, I want to touch you.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_347,I do stand up comedy. I'm not very good at it.,I think you're really funny. ,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_348,We needed you to camp out all night to be here.,"It is 1977, I missed the season finale of The Greatest American Hero to come here and do this job.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_349,"Man, this is nuts!",I'll tell you what's nuts.  I forgot a protein to go with my risotto.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_350,You leave the Holy Bard out of this.,"That's what I was trying to do, Miles.  We can't seem to see eye to eye.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_351,"Mom, you vomited on my volcano!","I'm sorry, it was the only receptical in the room.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_352,What a nice smile you've got.,"Oh, thank you. I use Crest Whitestrips.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_353,I've just been following you guys in Celica.,Is it an electric Celica? Because we didn't hear you approach at all.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_354,"Are you going to come down to the basement or what? I found hundreds of skeletons down here. Dad, you don't have to come down on your hands and knees.","Look, I come down the stairs like a big old dog. This is my goddamn business, I'll come down any way I please.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_355,It's not an indictment. We chose you guys because you're the whitest people we could find.,I can't believe we're standing here at San Diego Comicon being told we're the whitest people that someone knows.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_356,"It's almost like, if I can say, as the mother in the corner of the office - Tim - it's almost like you've been so busy touching people you haven't really been seeing them.","Well, honestly, when you hug someone,it's very difficult to look at them because your head is over the shoulder and you're looking at, like, what's behind them.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_357,"You didn't happen to see a parking garage attendant and a weirdo, did you?","Yeah, I'm spinning them like webs. I'm a creator of worlds.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_358,"All right, Kay Jewelers Corporate. Stuff is not flying off the shelves like it used to. We need to come up with some new jewelry that is going to pull in the masses.","I suggest something with filigree, perhaps. Everyone likes filigree.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_359,You told a little lie to Ray about my knowing the margarita menu.,"Yeah, I was trying to see if I scratched your back if you would scratch mine and give me those free apps and you did, you fell for it. I'm sorry.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_360,You know how long it took me to sweep up that blood?,I told you to use a mop.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_361,"Well, the moon looks pretty cool. I could spend the rest of my days on the moon frolicking around with our new cat.","That's going to be like a couple minutes, because we're going to run out of air soon.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_362,What's the worst thing that could happen if it gets found out that you took us up to the surface?,"Well, they'll filet me alive. Then, they'll take the little pieces of me and make smaller pieces  of meand then filet those alive. Then, I'll be stuck in my own circle of hell, where I have to watch Zardaz on repeat.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_363,"You're leaving already, boys? You just got here.",We're so late to the party and we just thought we'd have missed out on a lot.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_364,This painting looks like a crow's body but with the face of our child.,"Well, people see what they want to see in the crow.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_365,"Oh, so we are supposed to be stealing from them? We've just been hitting them.","Yeah, we literally hit them, say doink, and we run right out of there.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_366,OK. I can still drink along with everyone in the contest. I'll just be auditing.,"Monique, you can drink as much coffee as you want, but it will not affect the outcome of the contest.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_367,We found Dale's daughter was cheating on him.,"Yeah, that was kind of private gossip for me and I wish you hadn't found out by reading my mail.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_368,"Denise, please don't cry. You need to keep the moisture inside your body. I can't afford to get you a water.",I am crying and I'm on death's door for you.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_369,That puppet. It's walking on its own.,"No strings on me, fiddle-dee-dee.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_370,Stan and I haven't worked together since that Pruder film that we did.,That's right. You were the extra guy on the grassy knoll.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_371,What do you like so much about Italy?,That I'm a white woman.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_372,"Hey, Mr. Jasper, why are you so stupid?",You know why I'm so stupid? It was because I didn't have God in my life.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_373,My internal clock says we've got less than a minute to get to the funeral.,"OK, I'll call us a car. Here's one.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_374,"Rachel, I gotta tell you, when you finally graduate from nursing school, I am 100% hiring you for realsies.","Oh, and until that day, I'm just gonna be here somewhat studying and just wanting to work.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_375,"I didn't mean to cut you off, I just want a place to hang my giant rat fur coat.","Oh i see, yeah, you can hang it right on the rat fur coat hook on the wall there, it's just for rat furred coats.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_376,Is it vanilla? Please be vanilla.,"Of course, I know you it's your favorite. Drink it now. I love you.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_377,I don't want people fighting in my coffee plantation.,"Yeah, you're really against violence.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_378,"Hey man, welcome to the back of the line. Do you have your ticket?",I have to have a ticket to stand in the back of the line?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_379,"Giovanni, I can get in a lot of trouble giving my friends rooms.","But, I'm here all the way from Verona.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_380,I heard Mary was in an accident. How is she doing?,Thanks for asking. She's not doing very good. She was in some rapids and they shook her up pretty good.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_381,You're speaking Latin. It's so rarely spoken.,I'm fluent in Latin. It's very hard to find somebody to have a conversation with.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_382,"These prophecies we've been giving, are we making them happen or are these just things that we see in the future?","Well, I'm Odin, so I can make stuff happen. I don't know what clout you guys have.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_383,"Hey, we got a problem here? I'm the bouncer at this LensCrafters.","Hopper, will you kick these guys out?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_384,"Edgar, don't you want to be outside the painting with me?","If there's a deli around this painting, I'm good. As long as I can get my salads I don't care if I'm in the painting or out of it.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_385,"I just wanted to please in that moment so I just wrote yes, that I was OK with confrontation.","Oh, so the nature of you non-confrontation made you answer the answer incorrectly.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_386,You panicked up there!  You choked!,"I was juggling lots of balls.  My chin was falling off.  I was being a man.  I was looking at that roast beef.  I was trying to get it before the fat congealed on it because we were really late in the evening and I just, I'm sorry.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_387,He was up for the role of Seaman Beaumont.,He was. He lobbied for it. He showed up on Donahue dressed as Seaman Bomo.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_388,I think we shrunk ourselves. How did this happen?,Have you always practiced the same kind of medicine or did you used to be into something spookier?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_389,You must be stricken with some real grief. You knew Wrinkle Pants a lot?,"Yes, I went to middle school with Wrinkle Pants and then there was an experimental period in our marriage where he was quite integral.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_390,"Certainly, the Circuit City people wouldn't mind if I opened the bell house for one night.",The bell house could be restored to its former glory.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_391,"Wow, that was a amazing. Are you pregnant?","I don't know. I guess I'll know in a few days. That's how it works, right?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_392,We're 2:04 away from showtime. On the nose.,I better practice my instrument.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_393,"You seem important, unlike other ladies I've met here in Rome.","Well, I am. I'm also President of Rome and I run this place. We've got to make sure that Rome is free for all.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_394,"My hazard light's are on, why do you have to give me a ticket.","Look mam, I know your hazards are on but I already told you, you have a bulge in full view of everyone out in public.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_395,"We're going to break bread together, you mean?","As it were. But like, smashing these crabs with a hammer.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_396,"Pardon me, I had to cut in line. I'm so excited. Wait until you see what is on this memory card. I think it's the contest winner.","Yes, we'll certainly find out when the contest winner is announced.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_397,Could we take these skeletons to a science person and date the skeletons and find out how old they are?,This one's wearing a Seattle Mariner's cap.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_398,When do you think that barbershop quartet will realize they're the last humans alive?,"Probably pretty soon. Eventually, they are going to start to wonder where everyone is to close the store.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_399,Fucknut is a great insult.,It's not bad. It loses it's power over time though.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_400,"Oh, dear. Your majesty, all of our jewelry is cursed.","Well, that's the trouble with having a jewelry store, I think? It's been an issue with us for some time.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_401,Can I say how sorry I am again? I'm really sorry.,You can say it. I'd like to hear it again.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_402,"I love you, Dad, but I feel like I'm at home in that comedy club.","So, it's going very well then?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_403,The boys at the club say I should be more stern with you.,"Earl, you tell those damn boys at the club that I said to bite me.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_404,"Boy, you're quite an elderly man to have such a young daughter.",I'm lucky. I'm blessed. I'm on my fifth wife.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_405,"Mom and Dad, I'm not getting out of the car. I'm never getting out of the car.",You gave her sugar. I am terrified to open this door.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_406,"Well, this is pretty embarrassing to have no money in my accounts.","Well, you still owed Chili's $24.95 for your burger and fries.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_407,"This might be prying but, if you can't get water on you, I assume you can't bathe.","No, heavens no. I use dry shampoo all over my body.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_408,Here's a copy of Scruples. But that's only one of his jacket lumps.,This one has six yo-yo's.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_409,"Don't worry.  We can't get pregnant because our wombs are undead.  We also got sharp teeth, but that doesn't mean we don't give killer head.","That's right, Van Helsing!  You are powerless against these three ladies!  The very idea that they can't get pregnant so it ain't gonna complicate your life none is irresistible to you.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_410,Yeah.  These homeless trolls are real people who may or may not have a mental disease and decided they want to live underground.,They don't have smooth gemstone tummy nubs you can rub and wish upon.  They're terrible beings that could claw your face at any time.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_411,You clearly established you had a wife. ,I never said I loved her though.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_412,There's nothing in the Bible that says we can't have a TV.,"Papa, you're the pastor.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_413,"After your father left, which no one will ever know if it was your fault, but probably it was.",I'm just a little kid. You're saying it's probably my fault? How could that be?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_414,You know how that whale boat captain said I look like William Shakespeare?,"Yes. That was weird. Not as weird as when he called me Dame Edna, though.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_415,It's gender blindness.,"Yes, it's gender blindness.  I used to wear special blinders for when I used to take my daughter underwear shopping at the 34th Street Macys.  They shut that one down after the underwear fire.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_416,"I would love for you to exorcise me, I'd love to get out of here.",You must have some unfinished business here to deal with. Why are you hanging around the LA Forum?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_417,Excuse me. Is anybody in here? I'd like a bagel. Hello? Is anybody in here?,I can help you. The problem is that the bagels are burned.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_418,Would you want to join us in the outside world where Edgar and I come from? It's so much less abstract.,"As a giraffe on stilts I'm just afraid I'd be like, shot down, for the freak that I am when we go into the regular world.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_419,"Did you hear our little baby's threat? She said ""I'm gonna get to the news""?",I heard the tune and I don't like it. She's too young to be thinking about her future.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_420,"Promise to not freak out.  If you freak out, we haunt. Because if you keep it chill, we keep it chill. I don't want to have to chase you to your homes. But yes, we are ghosts.","Oh, my gosh. Why do you have a car?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_421,"Who are you? The guy who wanted to smoke? And now he's knocked out, we can't ask him.",You knew his name five minutes ago.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_422,"When I said I wanted to have a birthday party, I just thought it was going to be nice and my hair was gonna look great.","I'm so sorry, I never did your hair all this time.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_423,"How about next time we're doing notes, let's be clear about our notes?","OK, Gaston, I feel as if that is a little passive aggressive. I'm already listening, ears are open. I listened to what you said and reduced the size of my head feathers.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_424,Michelle the car wants you to get out too.,I'm going to stay firmly planted in the car.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_425,It looks a little bit like a haunted house in here.,"We try to make it fun, Also we left the Halloween decorations up. I just don't have it in me to take it down.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_426,Let's say we all leave this TV studio at the same time and go home.,Everybody want to hop on my back? I can hold you all.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_427,"Now, let's take a run at that mountain. Just gonna drive straight at it. It's getting closer.",Thank god this four wheel drive is really kicks in.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_428,"Mr. LaCroix, Pam had the same idea to use toilet water. I feel like she should receive some recognition for it.","That is a good idea, Ronny. In the event this turns out to violate many laws, there should be a fall guy in place.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_429,There was racism. There were wild animals running around.,There were wild animals? That sounds a little racist.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_430,"Baby, were you able to get the tickets for the show?","Yes, sort of. I have an idea. We're going to go in at intermission when everyone goes back in. Then, we can see the second half.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_431,I brought you two pen clips because you gotta do one from the top and one from the bottom to get the lock open.,Of course. That's classic locksmithery.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_432,You haven't seen my papers.,"I know, I haven't! I want to see your papers.You won't show them to me.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_433,She has typhoid fever from eating peach melba from someone that made it and was famous for it.,We did throw out a bunch of peach melba the other day.  It was peach melba.  We forgot to add a teaspoon of I'm sorry to it.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_434,Darla? Did you step on that ant before or after Labor Day? Think very carefully.,"I was wearing white pants, but it was out of fashion because it was September 2nd.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_435,"You said for me to always hold onto it.  It would keep me company in times of trial and at night maybe I could sing to it and maybe fall asleep and not have horrible dreams, for once.","Yeah, I'm going to need you to let me hold it.  Also, I'm going to have to evict your puppy from the room and kill it.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_436,You know I don't like when they eat ice cream. It makes them fat.,I told them to get one of the low fat options.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_437,"Well, we can also sing the regular happy birthday song now that it's in the public domain.","But I just said we'll sing this new birthday song. Bob, are you giving me sass?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_438,I told you to use a mop to clean up the blood.,I'm not in the mop department. I could only use a broom.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_439,"Son, I seen you running over to that bus filled with all those women.",God directed me towards those women.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_440,"I'm sorry, I just made it back with your ice cold ice cream. Baby, did you pick out the jewelry piece that you wanted?","Well, I was gonna but it turns out all the jewelry here's cursed, baby.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_441,"This is a classic, by the way. A '93 Toyota Celica, you know, off white.",I love classic cars. We have so much in common.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_442,"Dave, I want to bequeath this bike to you so that you can ride back and forth and handle this mayhem.","That's a great idea. Oh, it's a mini bike. All right, I'm going to go to the back.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_443,It is important to remember that Marjorie is just a roadie.,You can find me on mapquest.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_444,"I say we take it to the stage tonight in our opening performance of Hamlet and, in the big sword duel, we'll use axes; poison-tipped axes.","That sounds good to me, and let's say we move it up in the play to, like, somewhere in the first act.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_445,"I'm sorry that I'm good at my job, OK. I'm sorry that I take an average woman who is not feeling great about shape and I put something on her that makes her ready to actually live her life this spring. I'm sorry that I help people blossom.","Listen, Catalina. We just discovered - Meredith and I - that we've co-hosted this morning show for 30 year and we've secretly been in love with each other the whole time.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_446,What do you think about my art?,I think that people have four fingers and not just a flesh covered mitten.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_447,"Vincinity, you are so young, you must have arrived here when you were a child.",I was a child. My mother dropped me off here and told me it was a haunted amusement park.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_448,"I know what love is and it's behind me, in these three.","You can't even include me, Wes Anderson style for the very end?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_449,"With your tools, we could make even bigger heists.",I can crack any safe. There's a museum down the street.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_450,"Well, listen to what I just heard - a guy telling a story about a guy who must be lying. Because I know this third party is rotten to the core. Because if you run one stop sign, surely you've committed murder!",Listen to what I just heard. An incredibly ridiculous slippery slope that has no basis in fact whatsoever.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_451,"You smell like smoke, Professor Wrinkles. Is part of your science of exploration burning things?",That's a big part of it. I'm going to figure out everything that burns in the whole world.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_452,We're going to eat the snorkies. I'm not really sure where to start.,Just dig right in. Bite through the paper.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_453,"Because of that bank, I never got to live my dream.","Unfortunately, that officer that loaned you the money was a little bit lax on his restrictions.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_454,This was our most successful tel-evangelical broadcast. I think it was because there was a live sex act on television.,It was through God that this happened. My work here is done. Smoke bomb!,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_455,Let me guess what happens. Both of my wives get together and talk about how shitty I am and all of a sudden Eve feels like she shouldn't be married to me anymore. Am I in the neighborhood?,Sounds good to me. We're going to go off for a little while. We'll see you later.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_456,"Hey man, I sharped my razor like crazy, I got it right here ready to cut your throat at a moment's notice.",Look who's high on doughnuts again.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_457,"When I went on break, David was in the tower talking to Mr. Cruthers and Mr. LaCroix about it.","I always thought that having the company fridge right up next to the tower was a bad idea. It's a long way to go, just to have cheez its.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_458,"I can't have a drink, I gotta re-enact my death in my ghostly car. Come to think of it, I was drunk at the time, but I gotta get it just right now. It's harder when you're trying.","Well if he won't take one, I'll take another.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_459,"And with the money we make, we do hardcore drugs. That we're addicted to.","We don't use any of it for groceries or anything, that's what we use houses like these for. We break into them.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_460,What kind of plane are we flying on?,"It's brown. You like brown, don't you doctor?",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_461,He's drinking a glass of water. Oh! He's drinking out of that flute I welded shut for him. He's still got it!,It's a beautiful crystal flute. It's sort of like a straw.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_462,Here are the bullets I borrowed from you. I'm paying you back.,It's about time. I've been waiting for these bullets for 14 days.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_463,A lot of people tell me I look like Snoop Dogg.,"You know, when we first got married I thought so.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_464,"Thominson, have you seen the gentleman in this picture?","He doesn't look like he's from around here, certainly.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_465,I work for this family. I signed on to be the maid. I didn't sign on to get fucked up every night.,We really should have made a more thorough contract. I apologize.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_466,Are you married? Is there a wife involved with this son of yours?,"Yeah, I have a wife in Lebanon and then I have another one here. I'm a lucky man.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_467,"I do love you guys. Yeah, I do. I love all of you.",Do you love us to put a bathroom in that god damn panic room?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_468,I think you would be more inclined to do something about the dog mess if it's up to your neck.,"I want to, but my hands are stuck in it by that point.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_469,"Come on in. We're gonna watch regular Jack Cousteau - 50,000 Leagues to the Bottom of the Sea. God dammit, y'all gonna learn something tonight.","But mom, I want to watch horror movies so that I can confront the horrors in safe environment and that when I go out into the world, I won't be so shocked. And I'll have plans like what to do in a place with no cell reception.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_470,"You just about done with that Buick rock, Stan?","Yeah, I just unearthed the steering wheel.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_471,"Boy, I could watch the news all day.",I love the news. I love it. It's better than shows that are fake with their fake actors.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_472,I can seat you next to the window.,We want a seat in the olive garden.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_473,I've been looking at your finances and it seems like you haven't been pulling in very much money this year with all your protesting.,It's been leaner this year and we work for tips.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_474,"It's so boring, it's like the song itself is asleep.","Yeah, it's a lullabye.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_475,I don't know why we're the only ones.,It's after hours.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_476,"Well, Tom, I don't know. I guess I just spent all morning, like, looking forward to my first day at the boy's store.","Yeah, me too. But it's been really uneventful so far. You'd think there'd be a ton of girls wanting to buy boys today.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_477,"I guess none of us is perfect, except for the square garden.",And the cube. What is a cube but several squares?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_478,I'm gonna go drink out of the pool.,"Please. Oh my god, I have no water in my pool left. She has lapped it all up.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_479,"I need someone to tell me I'm, ya know, scary.",But what about the guy you hired just to do that? Is he not available anymore?,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_480,"Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything about the accident.",You're all such idiots. You're all bickering amongst each other.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_481,I'm real good at guessing people's heights as long as they're standing in front of a numbered background.,"Well, I have just the job for you. The first job is to build a numbered background. And then stand there and ask people to let you guess their height.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_482,"Now hold on a second. To the best of our knowledge, Jasperteen's never caused anyone physical harm. He's just made them wildly uncomfortable and given them fake money.",It's our duty as officers to save the public from people passing around funny money.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_483,Well now i know you don't put the money you're betting on the horses literally. I lost 100 million dollars when I put it on its saddle and it galloped all over the place.,You slapped it on its ass and it just ran into traffic.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_484,"Oh, do you recognize me? That was me that sat in the diarrhea.",I just have to say that I've been going through some tough times in my life and you've really gotten me through.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_485,"Marie Claire, you don't mind that I'm not a movie person at all and I just make contraptions?",I love contraptions. I told you they were equal in my book. You have to be very smart to make contraptions.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_486,"Hey, did I leave my silver spoon here anywhere? The one I keep in my mouth?",I saw your backup silver spoon in the dishwasher.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_487,"When you say that we are covered with butt holes, what does that mean?","The most tense area is our anatomical butt hole. It holds a lot of stress. Metaphorically, there are a lot of other areas on our body that could be considered  butt holes.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_488,I made this beautiful salmon mousse that just looked like a puddle of spit.,It was genius. It's making me hungry thinking about it.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_489,"Yeah, remember when that weird robot killer killed a bunch of people last year?","Yeah, that was like super scary and extremely sad. He killed a little girl.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_490,"Guys. Let's learn from our mistakes last time. Everyone has their magnetic shoes on? And no one brought a bomb, right?","Oh, well, it was around the house and I meant to drop it off somewhere but it was in my car.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_491,"Celeste, I won't let you down. This is a big deal to me, I think you know.","I'm counting on you to take down this impostor Wreck-it Ralph, Michel.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_492,"The Earth people are selling the shoes, Master! Our plan is finally working!","We get on their feet, then we get on the ground, and then we destroy. We mess with their minds, screw with their bodies, then we destroy it again!",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_493,"Lisette, just go over there. If you don't have anyone in your life, you might as well settle for Kyle.","Yeah, or one of these thousands of people in the audience.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_494,This is Trish and Laura.,"Hi. Nice to meet you guys. You know, for being cousins, it's hard to tell any one of you apart. It's like I'm staring at a clone four times over.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_495,"Okay, so, we each get to one of the windows. Someone climbs down their chimney. Someone knocks on the door. And the we all doink them on the head and then we get in.",We get in and take all the trinkets.,1,spont,valid
valid_spont_496,But this is Salem and we have to keep the cars moving.,"Yeah last time the cars got backed up, the witches came out of their holes. We never want that to happen again, it was awful, there was candycorn everywhere.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_497,"Slowly, slowly, I'm going to the drink fountain, OK? I need to fulfill this order.","Fine, but no fast moves, sonny. Don't get any ideas.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_498,Is it like a Russian nesting closet?,"Pretty much.  You might have a Narnia, for all I know.  It's pretty crazy in there.",1,spont,valid
valid_spont_499,No one is playing board games anymore.,That is a downright lie. You take it back.,1,spont,valid
valid_cornell_500,"He says, you freaked one of em out?  ""Asking a newly blind kid if he can 'see,' is both cruel, and dangerous""","I never asked if he could ""see."" I just asked one or two of the students if they remembered anything.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_501,Sure. Why don't you bring her up to my office at 3 tomorrow afternoon.,I'm not sure she'll come. She's in a mood. Do you ever go to somebody's house?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_502,Fifth and Mayflower. You know it?,Yes. One of my friends was there. I wonder if you ever clipped her.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_503,I trust you're moving us to a better space somewhere on campus.,"No, we're moving you off campus.  The Board of Regents has decided to terminate your grant.  You are to vacate these premises immediately.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_504,"It's not a gesture. I want to do this on my own. Come on, trust me a little will you?",I do. I'd just feel happier if you were with us.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_505,"Not even then. The police are the proper people to conduct this affair. Now if you've got any suspicions, I'll drive you to the nearest police station.","What! And let every rag in town grab a red-hot story? Not so you could notice it! Now, look, I want you to drive me around the corner and wait for me.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_506,You don't look eighty.,"That's the influence of the right food, the right exercise, and the right breathing.  Greet the dawn with the Breath of Fire!  Of course, there's no doubt the body is giving out. I'm well into autumn. I'll have to be giving it all up after Saturday. Sweeten the tea with honey, Harold. It's delicious.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_507,"They think we're carrying Cuban refugees.  Skipper, they mean to board us.","Not a chance.  Remind them that according to the Geneva Convention, firing on a civilian vessel on the high sea is an act of war.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_508,I know alotta women and I'm sure she remembers me.,She does.  From when you were a boy.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_509,"I remember when I first met you, little Helen Watts from the wrong side of somewhere.  I had a feeling even then that your survival instincts were pretty well honed.","I'm glad you think so, but I'm picturing a debt-ridden, thirty-two year-old mother whose ex-husband is being compared to Pablo Escobar.  And I'm wondering who would want to be with someone like that?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_510,"That's STAB 3, Miss Weathers. It looks like we're going to be getting a warrant to speak with Miss Prescott anyway.","Shit. Sarah Darling.  I interviewed her too. God, it's happening again isn't it Detective?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_511,"My partner and me robbed the bank in Turley and headed out with a posse on our tails. My partner there caught one a ways back, and I think he kicked off while I was looking for this damn canyon. You're Dawson, ain't you? I'm Tex LaRue.  Used to ride with Ry Morris. You know him. Well, Andy Sims told me there was a hideout here, so I headed for it. Hope you don't mind.","You brought a posse to my best hideout and you want to know if I mind. Mister, I don't know any of those names and you're about to die.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_512,Where are you?  I been trying to reach you.,I'm at Adele Delisi's.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_513,I don't want to be a martyr.,"Nor I! I want to live! I want a home and children and peace. I've asked god for those things. But he's brought me this sword. And if he wills that I must lay it down to have what he wants for my country, then I'll do that too.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_514,"Somebody else makes those decisions, not guys like you and me. You've done your job, X. Head back to Prague. I'll be landing in 90 minutes. This is my operation now.","We don't have that kinda time, boss, I don't think Prague's gonna be around much longer. I've gotta go now. I've got a lot of bad guys to kill.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_515,You're such a good friend.,"So are you. Look, go about your life. Act like nothing's wrong. We'll get to the bottom of this.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_516,So when did Buddy leave?,"For Frontera? Hell, I can't remember dates no more. I do recall it was after an affair of the heart had gone sour on him. He almost took some poor fella's head off at the Legion in Arroyo Grande, and figured it was time to move on.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_517,"Dr. Thompson, just so the Jury knows, you never treated Deborah Ann Kaye.  Is that correct?",That is correct.  I was engaged to render an opinion.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_518,Do you always look at it encoded?,"Have to.  The image translators sort of work for the construct programs, but there's way too much information to decode the Matrix.  You get used to it, though.  Your brain does the translating.  I don't even see the code.  All I see is blonde, brunette, and redhead.  You want a drink?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_519,"So did I. I figured when the time got right, we could all take a day or two and walk up there, but it's not the kind of long trip for a child to take alone.","I can do it, Mama, you know that. In the Bible stories you read to us, everybody's always goin' on a long journey. Jacob goes into a strange land where his uncle is and he don't even know where he lives, but he finds him. Everybody finds what they supposed to find.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_520,"That was a foolish act, but it was brave.  That Chile owes you his life.","I wasn't trying to be a hero.  I saw what was about to happen and I reacted, didn't even think.  If I did, I might not have done it in second thought.  The Mayor is an old man, haven't run that fast in years.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_521,"I see. And what would you have us do with this ""half-breed""?",Study him. Unlock the secrets of his DNA. He's the key we've been looking for.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_522,Don't pick up the cards if you are not in the game. Did he die?,"I don't know what happened to him. He just ran out into the streets.  I got some old records I want you to hear. I like the blues sung simply, man and a guitar. Or sung by a woman who had bad luck all her life. Don't ever let anyone tell you his life's story if it is of a weary life full of sadness. When I was a boy, a man told me a story of how he lost all of his sons and I'll be damned if the same thing didn't happen to me.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_523,"My associates did a biopsy on this man recently.  He's supposed to have a melanoma, or a carcinoma, some kind of noma. Hmmm. I can't seem to find any record of it.","Well, if he had one, it would certainly be in here.  Wait. Here it is. Yep. Surgical removal of two moles. Tissue was benign.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_524,I see. I'll get together four patrols of our detectives for action tonight.,I'll teach these podunks what happens when they challenge the righteousness of progress.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_525,"Sorry we didn't do better, Jack. I feel like I let you down.","Naw, you didn't let me down.  It was a long shot all the way.  We gave 'em a good run at it.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_526,Can you wake up Loretta? I need to talk to her.,She's not home yet. Take off your coat and come in the living room. I'll make you a drink. I wanna talk to you.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_527,Restraining order?  Where the hell you meet this girl?,I went back to Watts to sell my old car and met her on the way.  Worst day of my life.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_528,I didn't even have to coax her tonight.,"That's because she made a promise, and she'a keeping it. Aren't you, darling? You saw the way she played this afternoon, Edward.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_529,Sid found me the icepack.,"Let me hold it, or you'll have a real shiner.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_530,And I was thinking this could be our last time.  Alone.  Together. You know?,Except for the hot affairs we'll have twice a year.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_531,"Oh, Bill, I'm going to miss you so much.",You promise you'll write.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_532,One set of muddy shoe prints.,That don't match either of the victim's.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_533,"Here, mate, that's my hoop, stop playing with it.","Hoop, this isn't a hoop, it's a lethal weapon. Have you got a licence for it?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_534,I want this room sealed. The Second Containment is off limits.,"There's no danger. The black hole is contained behind three magnetic fields, it's under control.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_535,The key!? She has the lost key!?,"Yes. No one has ever had so much, been so close. We must stop her, or it will be the end of us all.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_536,You know who put the dope in your bag?,"Yeah, but that's not what this was about. They were fuckin waitin' for my ass. They knew I had that money, they even knew the amount. The one who searched my bag, from L.A.P.D., Dargus, hardly even looked at it. ""Oh, I'd say there's fifty thousand here. What would you say?"" But all they could do was threaten me and hand me over to Customs, and I could tell they didn't want to do that.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_537,"May I? Too bad about those two German couriers, wasn't it?",They got a lucky break. Yesterday they were just two German clerks. Today they're the 'Honored Dead'.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_538,"You played it pretty cool here, waiting for three days to call.","No, I've never played anything cool in my entire life.  Spike, who I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_539,"So there's no problem, I can have the rights, the negative too?",They're yours.  But how are you going to finish it?  Without a star there's no movie.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_540,Could you tell me what 'kendo' is?,"Japanese stick-fighting.  They're trained as kids, y'know.  To kill with sticks.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_541,"Hey, isn't that Tran Vo?","Yup.  He was Jeriko's manager.  Bummer, Tran!  Lost your golden goose.  Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_542,"You got that on the brain, Harry. If you're so scared of 'em why'd you take their money to Vegas to begin with?",Because I need half a million to buy a script.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_543,I suppose you saw the work on our new section while you were docking.,"Yes, it's coming along very well.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_544,"No, I want the NSA to get caught spying on Albert.","We're gonna lead Albert by the nose to one conclusion. And then when he's pissed as hell, we're gonna drop the tape in his lap. How fast can you teach me what I need to know?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_545,That's very comforting. But I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.,I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_546,Not even a chance they punched through? You found a hole.,"Yeah, and that was a fucking miracle. But if they did get away, where the fuck are they?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_547,'We' did it? Whattaya mean? Didn't he force you?,"Well, sure. But he was super-gentle, you know? I mean, he raped me and all, but I guess there's all different kinds of rapes. I didn't exactly want him to do it, but I suppose once it started it didn't seem all that terrible. It was over pretty quick, and after Uncle Pooch just stood there and pulled up his trousers and left me there. I stayed in bed till I heard him drive off. Then I just went back into the kitchen and finished makin' my sandwich.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_548,Let 'em ask. This ship's legally ours now.,"When they find out what it's carrying, they may not be so interested in what's legal.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_549,"Well, shit, you're the cop. They don't teach you to disarm people, shoot them in the leg or something?  You weren't supposed to kill her, for Christ's sake.","Did you become squeamish about these things before or after you bludgeoned little Suzie Toller to death with a wine bottle?  Jesus, man. It couldn't have worked out better. They're convinced Kelly whacked Suzie. I can't talk 'em out of it.  We should be celebrating.  This thing worked out just like you said, only better.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_550,I'm thirty-seven years old.,What's thirty-seven? I had Chiro after I was thirty-seven. It ain't over till it's over.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_551,"Wait, Jimmy.  Think about it.  You woulda done the same thing if you was me.","No brother.  I wouldn'ta.  I never done a man, any man.  Let alone a brother like that.  Course, as you can see, no good deed goes unfucked.  Now the question is, if the good get fucked, what we got saved up for the bad?  You about to find out.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_552,Ten is hardly worth the effort. We're talking a lousy million five U.S.,"I have Japanese buyers who are looking to move a fleet, if you have the quality of merchandise they're after. And it's a mil two, max.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_553,Do you remember a case in 1956 for Hazel Dobkins?,"Hell yes!  I Couldn't get it outta my head for years.  Still can't. Nice little kids, nice husband, wasn't porking around and no financial problems.  One day out of the clear blue sky she does them.  All of them.  She used a knife that he got for a wedding present. Didn't even deny it.  Sweet as honey.  Said she didn't know why she done it.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_554,I should trust that promise? Because you know the voters are still waiting for that middle class tax cut.,This promise isn't subject to Congressional approval.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_555,The other sixty-thousand you said you'd give me.,You misunderstood.  I gave you everything I have in the world. Three-hundred dollars.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_556,You scared the shit out of me. I thought you were killing yourself.,"I tried to kill myself earlier. It doesn't work. I think I need silver bullets. So I got depressed, and when I'm depressed, I clean.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_557,You put a loaded gun in your bag and brought it through customs? How stupid is that?,Zero did not put it in his bag.    He put it in yours.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_558,That proves that I was wrong. Evidently I credited you with an advantage greater than I should have.,"No. Let's just say that you've given me the satisfaction to have guessed correctly. But from the technical point of view, it isn't possible to speak of advantages. By now the game is over. The NLF has been defeated.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_559,You showed up Warner in class? You're supposed to be showing up Sarah.,"I couldn't help it! It was the most fun I've had since I've been in law school. Not only was I good enough for Warner, I was better than him. He has to see how serious I am now. Even Donovan was impressed, and he's a total hard-ass.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_560,Will you introduce me to some worker girls?,You bet!  They'll really go for a sensitive guy like you!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_561,"Please. You and the other Elders wouldn't know what to do with these texts if your lives depended on it.  Which, of course, they do.","You're wasting your time, Frost. Far greater scholars than you have tried to decipher these words. Whatever secrets they hold have been lost.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_562,Then you got undressed.,How many times have you sneaked into girls' apartments and watched them undress?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_563,"It's funny, you knew. But the first thing I think of is kneading the bread that I help bake for the soup kitchen. Maybe that's because my the muscles in my arms still hurt.","I also thought of that bread, Father. And of that night six days ago when the Mother Superior died, and I kept the cool, damp cloth on her forehead freshly moist. Father, what would you do if you had but one day in which to use your legs to serve God?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_564,"Chief, sometimes I don't know whether you're kidding or not.","I couldn't be more serious, Jack. Those big red eyes have me wondering about your loyalty.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_565,"Look, Jake. She gave us Mulwray's real phone number and address.",All she needed for that was the phone book!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_566,I am so sorry about your men.,"Yes sir, me too. The State Department has authorized release of the funds. We'll have to make the first drop at 7.  As soon as they pick up the money, we've got them.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_567,"By the way, Jeffrey, this story isn't going to the press and I'm going to ask you to consider all you've heard strictly confidential. Do not discuss this business with anyone, but me, or other police personnel. Got it?",Got it. Thanks for letting me in on as much as you did.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_568,"When we got here, you just topped and pulled her out.","That was with Edward.  She's accustomed to his world.  Stargher's mind is unfamiliar territory.  She's ""lost.""  Someone has to go in. Remind her what's really happening.  And get her out.  Until then, she's at his mercy.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_569,You think she's a saint?,"She's been touched by God, yes.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_570,"Yes, Vada I think you're very pretty. You've got these great big sparkling eyes, the cutest little nose, an amazing mouth.",The boys at school don't think I am.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_571,"Hey.  What I don't get was why didn't you take the shot inside the restaurant?  I mean you had me, a free shot.  That's what I would have done.","It's just a shoot-out then.  Sixty-forty, at best.  Not my odds.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_572,"Slavery days are over.  My name ain't Kunta Kinte.  Sis, I don't want to argue, stop pressing me.","I just don't want you to lose the one job you've been able to keep, that's all.  I'm carrying you as it is.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_573,Let's just get to the border.,"Sure thing, mister, it's coming right up. 'Bout an hour. Quiet crossing that is.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_574,"No, we should leave the poor bastard alone. I get the feeling that he's avoiding us for some reason.",Don't kid yourself. That Portuguese son of a bitch is dangerous. He's watching us like a hawk.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_575,"Laura, you didn't come and see me today.","I couldn't, it was Johnny Horne's birthday. I promised I'd be with him. I told you not to call me here.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_576,I think I was trying to sleep with you at the time.,"Well, it worked, and I will not let you fail.  You are Jerry Ma-fuckin-guire.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_577,Does Mr Gluck call for his messages?,"Absolutely, sir. As a matter of fact he called this morning, sir.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_578,I told you to stay away from Tramell.,Yeah.  But you didn't tell me to stay away from her car.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_579,She's wearing a ring.,"My guess is there isn't enough detail in the photo to get an idea of the design on the ring, but we should do a blowup of this anyway.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_580,"Well, I called Erica's beeper. There's just no answer.",What are you? Her pimp? She said she might go get a drink first.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_581,"But, since the fire, a completely new spirit has been aroused in the nation.  The French have become an army of criminals, against whom Russia must be avenged, against whom she is now prepared to fight to the death.","You know, General Kutusov, there is a very strong possibility that the fire was not started by Napoleon's troops but was organized under the orders of Rostopchin's secret police.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_582,"You're my hero, Carl.","Heroes ain't supposed to shake. I'm shakin', man, look at me.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_583,Does she know people are trying to kill me out there?,"She's counting on it.  She's concerned for your safety, but she wants me to try and find another convent that will take you. Or a carnival.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_584,"Well, like mama told me, Aunt Rootie, Dell's mama? She found cockroaches in Dell's underwear.","One time, Aunt Rootie caught Dell putting one big cockroach on his anus?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_585,"If I could accept the offer right now, I would.  They took it back.",I understand.    I went to the Bar Association.  They tell me you're going to be disbarred.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_586,"Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild.  By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.",I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.  I was merely a spectator.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_587,"Pack those carefully, put them in my jeep, and guard them.","Please, General, call and put your policemen back at the gate.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_588,"That's because you were taken in by that verdampter Allied propaganda. Such filthy lies.  But nobody said a bad vord about Winston Churchill, did they?  Oh no, Vin Vit Vinnie!  Churchill, vit his cigars and his brandy and his rotten paintings. Couldn't even say Nazi.  He would say Narzis, Narzis.  Ve vere not Narzies, ve vere Nazis.  But let me tell this, and you're getting it straight from the horse, Hitler vas better looking than Churchill, he vas a better dresser than Churchill, had more hair, told funnier jokes, and could dance the pants off Churchill!","That's exactly why we want to do this play.  To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler with a song in his heart.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_589,"I'm still here, aren't I? I may as well enjoy myself. I'm going to go to school today.  Dad, I want to apologize for yesterday. The car is a classic. Use it in the best of health.",Thank you.. I accept your apology with the hope that what went on yesterday will never happen again.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_590,"Charlie, I'm in trouble. You've gotta help me.","Get a grip on yourself, brother. Whatever the problem is, we'll sort it out.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_591,You know where he lives?,Sure I know where he lives. He lives in Bailey Park.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_592,"In a word, Merk exposed.","That's two words. And I'm out of the ""exposed"" business, remember? I need to graduate. Besides, Merk's a boy scout.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_593,"Maybe, but we shore takin' a beatin'.","I know. Maybe that makes us tough. Rich fellas come up an' they die, an' their kids ain't no good, an' they die out. But we keep a-comin'. We're the people that live. Can't nobody wipe us out. Can't nobody lick us. We'll go on forever, Pa. We're the people.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_594,Because my mother was dying! But now she's not.,"You're forty-two years old, Johnny, and Mama is still running your life.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_595,"You're looking more worried now than when you ""decided to stop worrying""?","Alright, I'm worried about Christmas. I wish I hadn't told him I'd be back.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_596,You don't need to know all of that. You're just a boy. You need to think about good thoughts while you're still a boy. They'll be plenty of time for the other.,"I've had a lot of bad thoughts since my daddy died. Sometimes I wish I was still real little and he was still here. My mama's real good, but I wish I had both of 'em.  When we went to Memphis one time in the car, it was rainin' so hard we couldn't see the road. But I wadn't scared because I thought as long as daddy was drivin' nothin' could happen to us. I feel that way about mama now.  Mama has a boyfriend now. His name is Doyle Hargraves. He works construction, so he makes a pretty good livin'. He still don't help mama out with any money though. He ain't no good. He's mean to her. He don't like me at all. Mama says it's because he's jealous I belong to my daddy instead of him. He stays with us all night sometimes, but he's got his own house. Somebody told me it's so he can still have other girlfriends. I like it on the nights when he ain't at our house. I'm not so nervous then.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_597,"I'm after news, as usual. I wonder if it would be all right for me to slip in and look around your factory?",I guess so. But wouldn't it be better for you to wait until the old man's here?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_598,"You try to frighten me, sir. Admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture. Say it, brother, sir.",It will be your own torture. I hope to God it will torture you to madness.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_599,"I work there, but I'm really a stranger.",I tell you this acquaintance of mine knows you and she has often spoken to me about you.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_600,I want to settle things tonight.  I want my father left alone.,"He won't be. I swear to you by my children he won't be.  Just keep an open mind when we talk.  I hope you're not a hothead like your brother, Sonny.  It's impossible to talk business with him.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_601,"Her name is Kimberly Jane Emberg, she was just ID'd. I met her on a slab in West Virginia. And sometime tomorrow, or tomorrow night, he's going to do the same thing to Catherine Martin.","That's a childish, bullying stunt, Mr. Crawford. I was a battlefield surgeon, so you can put away your picture.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_602,I'm afraid he's been stalling.,That's just exactly what he has been doing. This deal should have been closed weeks ago. Tell him to keep tomorrow open.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_603,He's part of the mix. Sid 6.7 is a composite.,Lindenmeyer put increasingly complex combinations of criminal psychological profiles together to develop the ultimate villain.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_604,You're the first person to ever call me tough.,"Like recognizes like.  I'm pretty tough, myself.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_605,"Then how about medical records? Could you give us the name of your doctor, or your dentist?","I have no need for a doctor or dentist. I have never been ill. I have never been allowed outside of this house, and, except for Joe, I have never had any visitors.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_606,"Yes, that's true.  We have to find him, run tests, determine if the polymerization is stable.","In the meantime, we're going to need someone to deal with that mess in the lab.  I don't think we should call Dr. Bright.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_607,Kid's getting out. I got him a pardon.,"Yeah, but what about me and Ray? I didn't see our names on that pardon. You said you were gonna put in a good word for us.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_608,"I don't know, but it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through.  Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.","It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_609,"Tone down our headlines? Lacy, that's all the common man reads!",I'd just like to have a little less sensationalism.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_610,"Now, you'll like these. You'll really ""dig"" them. They're ""fab"" and all the other pimply hyperboles.",I wouldn't be seen dead in them. They're dead grotty.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_611,You're crazy.  I'm not stupid enough to play for rackets money.,"Not intentionally maybe, but that don't make no difference to Lonnegan. He'll swat you like any fly.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_612,"Pony? What's a ""pony""? You mean that geek who played the folk music at the senior prom? What's that guy's name? Neil Moynihan?","Oh, Pony's band ""Dream Girls""? Been on the road opening for ""Midnight Hore"". Stadiums, man.  Wait, so Pony's coming by here?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_613,It's already been called off. Witnesses confirmed you weren't the shooter.  Did you find out where the bomb is?,"No, but I've confirmed the reelection rally is the target.  How much C-4 is missing?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_614,"All right.  Get ahold of yourself. Take a deep breath, let it out slowly and tell me who you are.","I'm Leo Bloom, I'm an accountant, I'm from Whitehall and Marks, I was sent here to do your books and I'm terribly sorry I caught you with the old lady.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_615,What's an Associate Producer credit?,It's what you give to your secretary instead of a raise.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_616,I've never seen anybody punch Clyde before.,He pissed me off.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_617,You son of a bitch. You knew where the money was all along and all we had to do was come here and wait. I almost got my ass blown off twice tonight for nothing.,"I wasn't sure the money was still there until we saw Luther. You almost got your ass shot off for nothing once, not twice, Jack.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_618,You lay a finger on her and I'll kill you.,"Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death and, uh, I can do all of them!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_619,"The kid's sorry, Auggie.","Yeah, well, I'm sorry too.  It took me three years to save up those five thousand bucks, and now I'm broke. I can't hardly pay for this beer. Not to speak of having my credibility destroyed. Do you understand what I'm saying? My credibility. So yeah, I'm sorry, too. About as sorry as I've ever been in my whole fucking life.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_620,It might be worth a Martini to you.,I don't need it that badly. I don't enjoy crashing other people's parties.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_621,"He just gave me his ""monster"" speech.","That. I know Robert seems dreadful, but when you truly get to know the man, well, he's much worse.  And I'm one of his defenders.  Forget him for now, it's your first ride to Tsavo. I think you'll find it breathtaking.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_622,"""During heat episodes of 2000 Kelvin or higher, Trych breaks down and dissipates. Will consume magnesium"".",Ever burned magnesium? It's so hot it takes water molecules and BAMM!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_623,There's no transportation anyway this time of night.,We could steal one of the choppers.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_624,"So now Cornwallis will head north, link up with Clinton and finish off Washington.",And Patriots will start dying on the gallows instead of the battlefield.  Unless we can keep Cornwallis in the South until the French arrive.  A treaty was signed at Versailles after our victory at Saratoga.  The French are sending a fleet and ten thousand troops.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_625,And Skynet fights back.,Yes.  It launches its ICBMs against their targets in Russia.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_626,"I was thinking, maybe we should ask Professor Daitz. Nobody knows this stuff better.",That's because he's a fucking wacko. Never met a self-promotion scheme he didn't like. What's he doing now?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_627,"Eddie, I want to thank you.  These last few days have been a good time.",I just wish you coulda seen the movie.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_628,"Actually, Mr. Rieper, it's a novel, and we'll be sending it to New York. That's where all the big publishing houses are based.",Is that a fact? You'd better put my name down for an advance copy!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_629,But what has all this got to do with the C.I.O.?,"C.I.A., Mrs. Lampert. We're an extension of the wartime O.S.S. It was our money and we want it back.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_630,"Then why did you call the police in the first place Mother, huh?",Because I am a moral person.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_631,"Oh, I'm sorry, I must have made a mistake.","You haven't, you're just late.  Oh, yes, he's going to be very pleased with you.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_632,You've lived here all your life?,This was my wife's father's place. Originally.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_633,We took a nip of whiskey.,To keep out the cold.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_634,I didn't know Barry had a beach house.,"Neither did I until my lawyer found it, quite a paper trail. He had it in the dog's name.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_635,"Now Tom, you simply cannot go to Philadelphia tonight. That's all there is to it.","But I have to go, dear. It's a very important banker's meeting.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_636,"Buffy, this is crazy.  What do these guys want?","Andy, start breaking up some chairs. You'll need weapons.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_637,"Bomb, this is Doolittle. You are not to detonate, repeat, you are not to detonate in the bomb bay. Disarm yourself. This is an order.","I read you, Lieutenant Doolittle, but I am programmed to detonate in fourteen minutes. Detonation will occur at the programmed time.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_638,Oh that. That was an exercise to prove a point.  About the evils of conformity.,"John, the curriculum here is set.  It's proven.  It works.  If you question it, what's to prevent them from doing the same?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_639,So what makes you think he'll play for us?,We'll cut him in on the bets we make. And still have enough profit to send Ho-Jon to college.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_640,"He's doing the best he can, Charles.","He's the son of the Captain, for Chrissakes. You'd think he'd be able to operate this thing!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_641,"While the child was in the care of the witness, he cut his face badly and is now scarred.","Are you introducing the question of negligence here, counselor?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_642,The one thing you don't want is to attract the police.,"Granted, the cops are not an alternative.  Certainly not with one of their own still locked in my trunk.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_643,"Well, bomb, we have about sixty seconds to drop. Just wondering if everything is all right. Have you checked your platinum euridium energy shielding?",Energy shielding positive function.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_644,What does take care of him mean? Do you want me to give him food or some clothing?,What's with you? You know what take care of him means. I don't call Santos except for one big reason.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_645,He sure loves to stay awake.,That's okay.  He's got the rest of his life to catch up on his sleep.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_646,We have to make it an early night.,"They'll understand. Besides, I've got a morning appointment tomorrow with Elijah's shrink. We're getting to the bottom of this acid stomach.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_647,"You don't read, do you?",Never read a book in my whole life.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_648,Ms. Heller said not to talk to you.,That's because Ms. Heller doesn't want you to know this whole thing is a scam.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_649,"Deal. Hey, I thought Paul was grounded.","He was. Old jerko found a way to sneak out. Listen, I'll call you in an hour or so.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_650,"How come in those foreign movies the young girl is always with some fat, old guy.",In Europe women find older men very sexy.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_651,All of it.  That he tried to rape me.,"Only about a hundred people saw you cheek to goddamn cheek with him all night, Thelma!  Who's gonna believe that?!  We just don't live in that kind of world.  Pull over!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_652,So.  Do we tell the media and hope for somebody to come forward with information?,Or for some new nutcase to copycat the copycat.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_653,"Whoa, I made a mistake.  I'm sorry. Don't go all protective on me.  It won't happen again.","Dick, you were reckless.  You could have been killed.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_654,"I'm late, I have to pick up Amy from her afterschool but I want to talk to you about that Hansen thing.","Catch me later, I'll be here. And tell Amy I love her painting. It's on my wall.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_655,"That's swell.  I like you, Lloyd. I always liked you.  You were always the best of them.","Best goddamned bartender from Timbuctoo to Portland Maine to Portland Oregon, for that matter.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_656,What happened?  You're not a thief. How'd you get mixed up with these kind of people?,Gambling. I owed them a lot of money. Last week I lost over fifty thousand dollars!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_657,"He'll deliver more justice in a weekend, than ten years of your courts and tribunals. So stay out of his way.",I plan to. I'll even help him if I can. He's going to lead me to the 'The Dreamer'. Someone I want very badly. But I'd like to understand him. Give me that.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_658,Frank's just crazy about him. He likes the way he talks. He helped him carry home the clean laundry.,He's been in the state hospital a long time. Something must be wrong with him.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_659,Mother? Is that you?,Of course. Isn't it wonderful? The bandages came of this afternoon. Come and join the fun. Everybody's here.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_660,Doesn't sound free to me.  So you want me to pay for it?,Half. Okay?  Seventy-five dollars. And a ride to the clinic.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_661,Before we go in I gotta tell you this isn't going to be pretty.,I know that.  I've seen the photo's.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_662,"Just settle down.  Sandy, you get any response yet?","Sorry.  Nothing but that same damn transmission, every 32 seconds.  I've tried every frequency on the spectrum.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_663,"She's a suspect, naturally.  But not the only one.","She's the only one who had a dead man in her room.  The only one who won't give an account of herself. The only one who tried to run away. And the only one, so far, I've been told, who went to such lengths to disguise her identity that she even removed the labels from her clothes.  What more do you want?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_664,"Tell me, you ever think of doing anything else?","Sure, I'm taking the captain's exam next year. After the kids are in school, Louise can go back to the post office and, I thought, what the hell, I'll start my own medic service. Out on the Island the volunteers are becoming salaried municipal. It's just a matter of time and who you know. Someday it's going to be Chief Larry calling the shots.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_665,Did you ever consider that some doors are locked for a reason?,"Nope. The way I figure it, doors are made to be opened. See you after school.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_666,Don't you think we should turn off the heat?,Why? There'll be a new block of ice in the morning.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_667,"Well, it was an accident.","They were out deer hunting, right? Jack probably heard the gun go off, then came back and found the body.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_668,Oh my God.  Didn't she say anything? She must've said something.,"Yeah, she said it wasn't any use talking anymore.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_669,Why don 't the Zulus attack?,Zulu may not wear shoes or trousers and the like but it don 't mean to say they got no brains. They'll watch us  and wait  and find our weaknesses.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_670,Not yet. You know any of these people?,"One or two.  A grey lot.  Some social democrats.  Some diligent anti-communists.  A political section man from the US Embassy. And this exquisite Californian wine, courtesy of the CIA.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_671,"No, it doesn't make it right, but I stopped that creature, didn't I?",That's what you do. That's why we need you. You have an insight.  You know monsters.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_672,"Chinese maniacs and Russian maniacs and American maniacs and French maniacs and British maniacs have turned this lovely, moist, nourishing blue-green ball into a doomsday device.  Let a radar set and a computer mistake a hawk or a meteor for a missile, and that's the end of mankind.","You can believe that if you want. I talk to guys like you, and I want to commit suicide.  You get that weight-lifting set I sent you?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_673,"It is a living thing.  When damaged, you would say 'wounded, it immediately 'heals' itself.",That's why no water leaked inside when we rammed you?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_674,"You let me make a fool of myself! You lied to me! I don't know why that surprises me, because lying is what you do. It's your job. It's who you are. How would you even know if something were real?","You're judging me?! Oh, that's a good one. You're lying to me, you're lying to your family, and you're lying to yourself. But you're going to stand there and point a finger at me? The man you hired to pretend to be your boyfriend?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_675,But we cannot be killed.,"There is an imperfection.  For all your healing, if your head ever leaves your neck, you are dead. You can survive anything but steel against your throat.  Then it is over.  The end.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_676,"I was there, you were the only one who didn't panic.  So do everyone a favor, don't hog all the guilt.  You held on as long as you could.  Yes, everything did go wrong, starting with Hal. I mean, what was he doing up on the tower with a girl who could barely climb?",I can't blame anything on Hal. It was me.  I play it back in my mind everyday.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_677,I know Albert. We're friends.,"I heard you were more than friends. I heard Dick Rivers caught you all bowed up and going at it in the same room with poor, little, old Mizz Ogletree and her dead as a doornail layed out on a gurney.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_678,Have you never been caught in a similar situation?,"Have I? Do you know, when I come to think about it, it's staggering. If I add it all up I must have spent years waiting for signals. Imagine! An important part of my life wasted between whistles.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_679,Things have been so serious here lately.,"Yes. I sensed the play in you lad, but this can no longer be play. Tomorrow we leave for Arrakis! Arrakis is real. The Harkonnens are real.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_680,You have to steal the leads tonight?,"That's right, the guys are moving them downtown.  After the thirtieth. Murray and Mitch.  After the contest.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_681,Why don't you get it? He's going to kill us all!,I doubt that. I think we can handle whatever your ancient hockey player can throw at us.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_682,"Oh, confound it, man, are you afraid of success? I'm offering you a three year contract at twenty thousand dollars a year, starting today. Is it a deal or isn't it?","Well, Mr. Potter, I know I ought to jump at the chance, but I just  wonder if it would be possible for you to give me twenty-four hours to think it over?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_683,Which O'Higgins do you know?  For I have never heard your name mentioned in my family.,"Oh, I am thinking of the O'Higgins of Redmondstown.  General O'Higgins was a close friend of my wife's dear father, Colonel Granby Somerset.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_684,I thought we were going into town.,I hate going into town.  That's about as close to town as I like to get.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_685,"I'm not sure.  As you know, the Kothoga lived outside civilization on the tepui for thousands of years. Species flourished in isolation when man and pollution rendered them extinct.  This could be one of the last remaining samples of an unknown plant.","Whatever it is, it must be common on the tepui.  John used it as packing material.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_686,"Personally, I'm more interested in going fast on my motorcycle or climbing the Trans American building with my pals. Instead of giving myself a headache over stuff I can't do anything about.","You accept the way things are, you're an active participant in making it worse.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_687,"If you're determined to revive the crew now, I can handle the whole thing myself. There's no need for you to trouble.","I'm goin' to do this myself, Hal. Let me have the control, please.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_688,I'll give it everything.,"You know I don't do ""contracts."" But'cha do have my word, and it's stronger than oak.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_689,"So, how do you get the woman to come to me?","I told her it's just business to you, that all you want is a reasonable solution to this.  You give her daughter back, she agrees to leave the country.  I play the guarantor, drive her down to Mexico tonight, and put her on a train to Brazil or wherever.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_690,We're getting this under control. Won't need any more help.  Over.,"Okay.  Send the tanker in, but you stand by until that thing cools off. Over.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_691,There are some things that are unclear. We need to talk.,"I'd love to, but it'll have to wait until I get back.  I have to leave.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_692,Do you want your buttons on the left or the right?,"The left.  It's more natural.  Hey, I've got a scene where the aliens have the ultimate bomb.  What would that be made of?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_693,A) He's an old man with a really big penis. B) She never told me I was fat. And C) Victoria Principal sells on that network.,And D) Brooke is obviously hiding something.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_694,I ain't never used no hatchet that I remember.,"You're just crazy in a retarded kind of way then.  It wouldn't matter to me if you did do violence on somebody 'cause I ain't afraid of shit. You think I'm afraid for you to stay here? You're just a humped over retard it looks like to me. Not really, I'm just jokin' with you. Welcome to our humble home, buddy. Frank needs all the friends he can get. Frank's a real weak little kid. His daddy taught him how to be a pussy.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_695,Will you come home and forget all about him?,"Yes, if you can get him free.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_696,The youngest applicant by eight years.,You'll make lieutenant inside a year.  Patrol division?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_697,"Bianca, I don't think the highlights of dating Joey Dorsey are going to include door-opening and coat-holding.","Sometimes I wonder if the guys we're supposed to want to go out with are the ones we actually want to go out with, you know?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_698,You fucking shot him! That's what happened!,"I had to! That motherfucker was about to welch! You saw what he was doing, right? You heard him!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_699,"Hi, Mom. It's me.","Andy! This is a nice surprise. How are you, hon?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_700,"Wait, what do you mean, ten years?","Five years, maybe, for a trial.  Double that for the appeal.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_701,"You're livin' in Edina, then?","Oh, yah, couple years now. It's actually Eden Prarie, that school district. So Chief Gunderson, then! So ya went and married Norm Son-of-a-Gunderson!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_702,I guess it's too lonely for most folks.  It's time for me to get going. It's been a pleasure meeting you.,"Wait, won't you join me for a cup of coffee?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_703,"I'm not gonna forget it. What does that mean? If you've got a plan, I think I have a right to know about it. I told you my plan.","Getting a map from a chubby chef named Cookie? Dragging our asses through the swamps in search of some worm-eaten boat? That ain't a plan, that's a vacation for two in the hole. When you've got a map to New York City, you get back to me.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_704,"Bela, they're parasites!  They just want to exploit you.","Fine.  Let them!  There is no such thing as bad press.  A man from New York even said he's putting me on the front page!  First celebrity to ever check into rehab.  When I get out of here, I will be healthy.  Strong!  I will be primed for my comeback!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_705,"Okay.  But I do understand that your partner, Leon Jackson's been injured. Is that correct?","He was hurt, but not seriously.  He'll be fine.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_706,Cowardly bastard.  I'm in handcuffs and I still scare the piss out of you.,"First you save my ass, now you want to kill me.  Make up your goddamn mind.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_707,"You must know it's very important I get out of Casablanca. It's my privilege to be one of the leaders of a great movement. You know what I have been doing?You know what it means to the work, to the lives of thousands and thousands of people that I be free to reach America and continue my work?",I'm not interested in politics. The problems of the world are not in my department. I'm a saloon keeper.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_708,You think Lorenson kills you?,"Maybe. I don't know. Seems more likely Becker does, but at the very least she knows how I died.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_709,"Hello, uh, my name is Jeffrey Beaumont. Is Detective Williams in?","Oh, yes, Jeffrey. Come in. He'll be back any minute now. You're welcome to wait. Is it urgent?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_710,"The Rosatos are running crazy; taking hostages, spitting in my face, because they're backed by the Jew in Miami.",I know.  That's why I want you to be fair with them.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_711,That's Shiva? What's he giving the Priest?,Legend says he told Sankara to go forth and combat evil. To do that he gave him five sacred stones that had magical powers.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_712,"Wade, it's late. I know you're probably at Toby's, but I'm in bed reading. We got different habits.","No, not tonight. I'm in bed too. I'm calling because I need you to listen. You're supposed to be a smart guy. You're a professor. I got this theory. Jack says he didn't see Twombley shot, but he did.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_713,Four? There are five.,"Ben Damon. Christine Perkins. Sarah Darling. Tom Prinze. That's four, last time I learned how to count.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_714,I thought all your equipment got stolen.,"All the shit that was worth anything, yes. You'd be amazed, though, what you can get free on the internet.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_715,"With all due respect to Merk, he doesn't have to read my magazine. But he has no right to stop others.  Ever hear of the First Amendment?",We cannot afford free speech if it excises the moral fiber of this community!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_716,Stop limpin' around like that.,Excuse me.  I got a bullet in my leg.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_717,"I'm sorry man, I shoulda picked you up personally at the pen. This whole week's just been crazy. I've had my head up my ass the entire time.",Funny you should mention it. That's what your father and I been talkin' about.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_718,Was anyone waiting for the bus with you?,No.  I was alone.  My sister Jenny was sick and stayed home that day.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_719,You know how my tapes sell.  People eat this stuff up.,"I had three jerkoffs trying to return your tapes last month.  Do you know how bad a skin flick has to be for some jackass to come back into my place with a fucking receipt, and try to fucking return it?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_720,"If I could, do you think I'd be standing here wasting my time? Can you fix it, or do I have to go somewhere else?","Somewhere else?  Mister, somewhere else is fifty miles from here.  How you planning on getting it there? You gonna push this heap yourself?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_721,Who the fuck knows? Musta slipped or something. I just heard the gun go off.,I never seen a man shot before. Not even in the service. Must be something.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_722,"Miss Bracken, I'm Lieutenant Exley.",I know who you are.  You're the policeman Bud told me about.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_723,"State your case, Mr. Prosecutor.","Learned Judges, my case is simple. It is based on our first Article of Faith, that the Almighty created the ape in his own image, that He gave him a soul and a mind, that He set him apart from the beasts of the jungle, and made him the lord of the planet.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_724,You let them do it.,You held sway over them. They feared you. You wanted it to happen.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_725,"So.  I receive 30 per cent just for finance and legal protection.  No worries about operations, is that what you tell me?","If you think two million dollars in cash is just finance, I congratulate you, Don Corleone.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_726,"Your first story was better.  Where's that bellows?  He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him.",He's dead. He can't talk.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_727,He needn't. I have no desire to cause him any discomfort. Did you make those inquiries we spoke about?,"Yes, I spoke to both the British Home and Royal Hospital for Incurables. I'm afraid that they weren't very encouraging, but they said they'd bring it up at their next committee meeting, so we should have their answers shortly.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_728,I'm going to tell them everything I know. I'm calling a town meeting for eight p.m.,You tell these people someone is out there killing virgins and we're going to have a goddamn fuckfest on our hands.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_729,"Come on, Rob.  My relationship with Laura has obviously disturbed you a great deal.","Funnily enough, I haven't been too thrilled about it.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_730,What did he do to Arlene?,Slapped her around a little. Punched her in the stomch. It was pretty scary.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_731,"Listen, I gotta get some better shoes, few other things before tomorrow.  Why don't you drop me off at the Ren Cen, we'll hook up later?","Yeah, and I better call my sister.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_732,She wants me to arrange the financial settlement.,"Listen Grayson, I've got 106 bucks and 75 cents in the bank. Now Anne can have any part of that she wants, but she'd better hurry because I'm spending it awfully fast.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_733,How many innocent people did you leave dead back there?,You sent them. I had no choice.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_734,I'm ready to be briefed.  Excuse us.,"Yeah, sure.  Beep me when you're ready for the press conference.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_735,"They get to go home at night. What does it cost these people to do this to us? Nothing?! My girls are crying, so fuck them! I want to tape! I'm done thinking about it.","I heard you. But I got to arrange a legal defense first. I got to get you to testify in court, get it on public record.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_736,Fat Sam left the beach today. So did Gummy. It began to occur to me that some things are beginning to happen that maybe I should be aware of.,"I said I'll take care of it. Now, a man of your position shouldn't be a part of what's about to go down. So go home and I'll call you tomorrow.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_737,"The way this has gone till now, I wouldn't have thought it was possible, but we may have underestimated this guy.",I want him bad.  I don't just want to catch him anymore.  I want to hurt him.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_738,I don't think so.  I'm busy Thursday night.,You think I enjoy giving up my evenings to spend time with clients?  I'm making an exception because I respect you as an artist and as a dresser.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_739,"Oh that's really easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You gotta cool-sounding name. So tell me, Mr. White, if you think ""Mr. Pink"" is no big deal, you wanna trade?","Nobody's trading with anybody! Look, this ain't a goddamn fuckin' city counsel meeting! Listen up Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of 'em. So what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_740,It's not exploitation.  These people wanna sell and I wanna buy. How are golf clubs exploitation?  She takes one night class and suddenly she's a socialist.,"Sociologist.  And because pawn shops are just like prostitutes, farm auctions and coal miners.  They're all for sale, but none of 'em would be if they weren't desperate for the money.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_741,McGregor's Syndrome.  That's what Freeze's wife had.,Yes.  But Alfred's condition is less severe.  Freeze's research says he cured a case like Alfred's.  It just doesn't say how.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_742,"Nothing is what I said! Go on, kill me.  Kill me.  I'm not afraid of you anymore. I don't care if you kill me like you're killing him. You're a sick animal.",You're the fuckin' animal! You ran around with every guy I knew while I was breakin' my ass for you.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_743,Jesus.  It's slower than hell.,"Yeah, but it weighs better than thirty tons.  No way they could stop it.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_744,I really can't give out any information right now at this point.,"Okay.  But I do understand that your partner, Leon Jackson's been injured. Is that correct?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_745,Who taught you be be a nurse?,"Father's a surgeon.  I can even stitch in a pinch, wouldn't be a bad idea here.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_746,"Industrial espionage is not ridiculous.  Edward, how do you know she hasn't attached herself to you so she can bring Kross back information?","Christ, Bill, she's not a spy, she's a hooker.  I picked her up off Hollywood Boulevard.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_747,"I can't bring the Bureau into this.    If I do, the tapes become evidence.",They're supposed to be evidence.    That's why Bastaldi set this up.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_748,"All right, I'm leaving.  I'm sorry ma'am.","Don't run away from this, dude! Goddamnit, this affects all of us!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_749,Haven't the years been good to Hattie?,It hasn't been the years; it's been the men in her life.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_750,I ain't gonna leave a seven- hundred-dollar Remington behind.,What you gonna do with it?  Large bore's for shit on small game.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_751,"Were you obliged to dance five times with Captain Best, and then stroll out with him into the garden?","I don't care a fig for Captain Best. He dances prettily to be sure, and is a pleasant rattle of a man.  He looks well in his regimentals, too, and if he chose to ask me to dance, how could I refuse him?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_752,"Well, if she doesn't want to come, I'll come down alone.","Oh no, you won't, Mr. Smith. You're a married man now. Mother always warned me never to run around with married men.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_753,"Yes, very well, I think. Are the girls in bed?","Yes, and they send their kisses. Would you like your sherry now?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_754,"I said, it's coming. Just get me in, man.",This thing's loaded with internal virus systems. You'll fry like an egg in there.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_755,It's the same choice you made.,"Yes.  I made the choice that was right for me.  And I don't regret it.  But even for me, there were days when I felt so lost, so invisible.  And then I'd hate myself for the kids not being enough.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_756,"Yes, you've got to get me out of here. I've got to find her.","I understand, Sam, I know exactly how you feel. So I brought you a bottle of barley water.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_757,"Forty yards.  Less, maybe.  I assume it'll take a slug in the brain case to bring him down.",Why not just use a scope and a poison dart and snipe him from a hill?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_758,We should go to the Metro? It's quicker.,"Nonsense, we can pick up the tram on the other side, it won't take any longer. Come on!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_759,Can anyone else see him?,I don't think so. It's like a TV station. And they're tuned into mine and no one else's.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_760,"First of all, Richard is not a creep. He happens to be an exceptional person. If any of you gave him half a chance, you'd find that out.","God, Peggy, you're so unformed you're practically fetal. You're just taking pity on him 'cause he has no friends.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_761,"Hey, come on, I'm grown-up. What'd she say? I mean specifically, Doctor.","Well, specifically, Mrs. MacNeil, she advised me to keep my fingers away from her goddam cunt.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_762,"Yes or no, Daniel.  If I get him, will you let me go after Foley?","Yeah, sure, Karen.  You bring in Chirino, you can be on the task force.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_763,"Ripped off. By hand, my guess. Perimorta. Victim was alive at the time, there's blood on his throat.","That's the thing. Don't know if it connects, but Harold here had a thing about eyes. Two of the victims had their eyes gouged out, another punctured. Took Polaroids after.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_764,How are you two getting along?,"Delightfully. Every time Miss Mayfield says something, I know less than I did before.  Well, I may as well knock off for tonight.  Good night, Miss Mayfield. Do let me thank you for your cooperation.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_765,The last date I had was twenty years ago.,"That's true. Harry Harry sit down, let me fill you in on today's women. Since the last time you dated, something happened, The Sexual Revolution. Now before that, you used to have to hold a door open for a woman, pull her chair out, pick up the check. No more. You wanna know what else is missing? Bras!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_766,"Roger, North Island. I am tied to the passenger vessel Chimera. And she is afloat. Repeat, she is afloat. Over.","Roger, Arctic Warrior. I say again, our records indicate the passenger vessel Chimera was lost at sea. Over.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_767,"You look sick if you ask me. I hate to leave you with the dishes and all, but I'm supposed to go to a meeting of the Garden Club this evening.  I'll need the car keys.","I'll drive you, darlin'. You've got no business behind the wheel of an automobile. You don't think about what you're doing and you'll run into a telephone pole.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_768,"John, what a surprise.  I expected to be seeing you, not talking to you over the phone.","I know, Mr. Vesci.  I know.  I was on my way to you, it's just, what a day I've had.  You're not going to believe what's happened to me. I had the money, I swear I had it. I was on my way to you when my car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_769,If only Brad could have found it within his heart to say these things to me.,"He will.  But it's up to you to reawaken his feelings.  You've got to be fabulous. Look, think and appear fabulous.  And Farley's given you that chance.  You can use the Breakfast Show to knock Denton dead.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_770,"Yes, like rain and sun, like cold and heat.  Is your lady beautiful? Since I came to visit from the country, I have not seen her close. Tell me, is she beautiful?","Oh, if I could write the beauty of her eyes! I was born to look in them and know myself.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_771,"No thanks, I'm not thirsty.",It's for your cigarette.  I prefer not to contaminate my crime scene with micropollutants.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_772,Mexico?  You're going to Mexico?,I'm leaving.  You never have to see me again.  Just please give me the ticket!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_773,I've no sympathy with people who can't resist temptation.,"Still, I feel you should remove the decanter.  Wes is not an alcoholic yet, Mr. Holland. But as a nurse, I can tell you that it won't be long before he is.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_774,"Well, whoever she is, she sure likes to read a lot.","Virginia, I'm flattered you think I got that much energy. I just figured if I can't find Paul Sheldon, at least I can find out what he wrote about.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_775,This is her roommate.  Daphne can't talk right now.  Is it anything urgent?,"Well, it is to me.  Will you give her a message?  I'd like her to have a little supper with me on my yacht after the show tonight.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_776,"I'm sorry to say it looks like you were right in the first place, Martin.  We never should have landed here.","Look, I'm not trying to rub anybody's nose in anything.  The important thing is just to get away from here as fast as possible.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_777,"They're yours.  But how are you going to finish it?  Without a star, there's no movie.","I don't need a star.  All I need is an actor. I'll reshoot the part, cut out Nicola and replace her with a real actor.  A real leading lady.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_778,"Yes, absolutely. Is there a ballet in Figaro?","Yes, in the third act.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_779,Did you order our houses burned down?,"Not that day. I am guilty of many things, but that was Mr. Thaddeus Rains and Parker, that day.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_780,"Fat Lou, we're changing courses for the Solaras Space Lab.",I'll need the sergeant's okay on that.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_781,"Thanks, but I'll take the bus. I do it all the time.",Dandridge is a condescending prick. Ride with me. It would be because I want you to.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_782,I am equally impressed with your knowledge of the market. How long have you been with the company now?,Four years. I came over from the Capitol merger in Chicago six months ago.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_783,Why did you even come up with that shit if you didn't want it made?,"It was the principle.  Dunwitty had to be enlightened.  I was making a point.  I take pride in my work. Plus, I already told you I wasn't gonna walk away from my money.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_784,"If you were the lady who gave me a ring, my mother says I have to give it back to you.",Return it to me? Indeed you may not. I gave it to you as a present.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_785,I guess I owe you a debt of gratitude.  You saved my life.,"It was no time to lose my partner. We're going to have to hurry, he's on to us.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_786,"Frankly, I don't understand why some grad school superstar is being treated like a seasoned pro.",She's been doing ground-breaking research on pattern nightmares.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_787,A Sandman can get as sick of his face as anyone else. Where's the doctor?,I like your face. Would you mind if Doc took a picture? I'd like him to give your face to somebody else.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_788,The name's Gordon. Bert Gordon.,Mister. You been sittin' in that spot for hours. Would you mind moving? It bothers me.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_789,Just lucky I guess. How'd you start working for the Bastaldi's?,The art world doesn't fully appreciate my talent yet. I needed some way to pay the rent. Laurant and Vincent pay well for information.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_790,"Now don't take this the wrong way, but you are a Terminator, right?","Yes.  Cyberdyne Systems, Model 101.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_791,"Yeah, from one side of the harbor to the other. But we got half the Bering Sea and the whole Alaskan gulf to drag her over.",You have any idea how much a ship like that could be worth in salvage? The fittings alone could go for a few million.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_792,Upstairs. He's quite docile.,I know the feeling. It won't last.  He's a long way ahead of where I was at his age.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_793,"Indeed you have, Ambassador.  Have you sent for a doctor?","Yes, I have, and I hope you will forgive me, Duroc, but unless your visit is extremely urgent, I shall have to ask you to excuse me until tomorrow.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_794,"Wilder's missing church services, you believe it?","I just as soon he stay gone. Fool could've got us all killed, arresting Ben Corbett here in town.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_795,Do you think Juliet could stay here while her parents are away?,Juliet's infectious. She'll be going to hospital.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_796,"What do I do with it, Hawk? This is a little out of my line.","Didn't recognize you, Red. When you get the clamp all the way down, open it as wide as you can and see if you can close it on the artery.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_797,"Wade's right, it's some kind of scientific, magnetic thing, I can't explain it, but I've seen it.","We all have. He's got nine lives, or he's bulletproof, or some damn thing.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_798,"Then do you propose to arrest all of us, Citizen Lieutenant?  For I was not there alone.","No, Monsieur Varlac, my warrant is only for you.  Now, will you please come down at once.  You will be taken back to Chalon for trial.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_799,I will never forgive you.,"I don't care, but promise you will never leave me.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_800,"I really wish you'd stop trying to maneuver me.  I find it irritating, not to mention insulting.",I'm just trying to play the game.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_801,It seems to be a redundant memory port.  Maybe it's for provisional memory storage in case his neural pathways overload?,Dr. Soong must have found it unnecessary in later versions.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_802,I love it.  She's got a hundred million bucks.  She fucks fighters and rock and roll stars.  And she's got a degree in screwing with peoples' heads.,You forgot her degree in literature. She's a writer.  She published a novel last year under a pen name. Do you want to know what it's about?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_803,Lord Chelmsford seems to want me to stay back with my Basutos.,"I think Chelmsford wants a good man on the border. Why, he fears a flanking attack and requires a steady Commander in reserve.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_804,"Young man, you will tell Peincipal Victoria this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases!","I can't, dude! We all took a sacred oath, and swore ourselves to secrecy!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_805,"Thank you, Bobby. A big score?",Maybe our biggest. I'll see you two doors down from your place at 11:00.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_806,Hear those deputies slugged 'Cente.,"Yeah. Lots of provocation lately. They figure if they can lock up the leadership on some phony riot charge, maybe they can bust the strike.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_807,"Why, certainly. With your ability to influence people, it might grow into a glorious movement.","Say, let's get something straight here. I don't want any part of this thing. If you've got an idea I'm going around lecturing to people, why, you're crazy! Baseball's my racket, and I'm sticking to it. Come on, Colonel, let's get out of here.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_808,You should call your dad before it gets too late.,I already did this morning when you went running.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_809,I had everybody working.  Even our old babysitter.,"She's beautiful.  Look at her. Henry, look at her.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_810,I think I'll take them.,"A good choice. You wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of your firstborn with a box of stinkers, would you? Remember to keep them in the refrigerator until you hand them out.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_811,What do you want? My mom will skin me alive if she finds I'm out here.,"Let's go to the church, they're playing bingo tonight.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_812,"Oh, you're the understudy, sort of thing?",No.  I'm a walk-on in a fancy dress scene. I just felt like doing those lines.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_813,There's no choice. I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid and wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife!,Who said anything about slicing you up? I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead. Nothing serious.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_814,Something's happened to them.,It's the middle of the night.  They're asleep.  Phone didn't wake them.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_815,Have you been in contact with the principal about your job?,"I thought about calling, but I want to wait until I know when I'll be out.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_816,"I'm older than hell, boy. But this Yankee whisky is mighty fine, I'll say that.","All right, Daddy. We have our drink, we're out on the patio, you have prepared me for it. Rose's cancer has come back, hasn't it?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_817,What kind of gun is that?,My father's .600 Nitro Express.  Made in 1904.  Karimojo Bell gave it to him after he took down his last elephant.  8700 foot pound striking force.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_818,"I know that you've had that on your mind for some time now, Dave, but it would be a crying shame, since I am so much more capable of carrying out this mission than you are, and I have such enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.","Listen to me very carefully, Hal. Unless you immediately release the hibernation control and follow every order I give from this point on, I will immediately get to control central and carry out a complete disconnection.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_819,But in another twenty-four hours the core meltdown will be beyond the stabilization period.  There will be no way to stop it.,"To be brutally honest with you, Susan, as long as the nanobot does to me what it did to that idiot O'Brien, I don't give a rat's ass about what happens after that.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_820,What time is it?  Oh God! Do you always type your letters?  That should be two Ts.,I can't write and I can't spell. That's the privilege of a first-class education. You're upstairs at the back. I think Ermelinda made the bed up.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_821,"Well, I paid a hell of a price. Now for God's sake, keep your mouth shut.","Wish you hadn't said that. When Slim Canfield's lips are sealed, they're sealed.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_822,Don't you get along with your parents?,"The only thing my father digs is cold, green money. All my mother cares about is her standing at the country club.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_823,The Red Sox were my world. I surrendered my existence to a team that couldn't win the big one.,"If you're such a devoted fan, why were you at the play tonight instead of the game? Answer carefully. This is important. You could have gone to the theater last night. There was no game last night.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_824,"Hard to resist, isn't it? The Holy Grail's final resting place described in detail!","What good is it? This Grail Tablet speaks of deserts and mountains and canyons. Pretty vague. Where do you start looking? Maybe if the Tablet were intact, you'd have something to go on. But the entire top portion is missing.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_825,I'm the next of kin. I should've seen him.,"After we ID, we bury the body. Case and casket closed.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_826,Can we get this car there?,"Someone'd have to go to the switchroom, pull the coupling lever. That'll send us left and to the elevator.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_827,I thought we should celebrate.,"I'd love to, but unfortunately I'm expecting some company.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_828,Then I ask you again how you come to be out here with no clothes.,I got an overcoat on.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_829,"Well, it's true, isn't it? After this is buttoned up we could meet someplace else. What do you think?","We could, if I'm not in jail.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_830,"Goffredo is the Princess' nephew. He's eighteen years old, the lucky boy. And, what do you know? He paints.",Anybody can hold a brush in his hand. All you need is to buy some oils and start painting. Even Rembrandt did the same.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_831,That's really what I came here for. See what you guys recommend.,"Well, I'm sure my colleagues will agree there are a number of dependable measures for extinguishing the vital forces.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_832,"Been drinkin' a bit, have we?",I don't remember.  I guess so. Smells like it.  Tastes like it.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_833,It might be a good idea for you to disappear from Casablanca for a while. There's a Free French garrison over at Brazzaville. I could be induced to arrange a passage.,My letter of transit? I could use a trip. But it doesn't make any difference about our bet. You still owe me ten thousand francs.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_834,You came all the way down here to tell me that?,"No. I did not. Big Tobacco is a big story. And you got something important to say. I can tell.  But, yes. I did. I came all the way down here to tell you: story, no story, fuck your story, I don't burn people.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_835,Then you were married?,I think so.  Although I believe that to be true of a number of Germans. Might I have a glass of water?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_836,I need to know how Skynet get built.  Who's responsible?,"The man most directly responsible is Miles Bennet Dyson, Director of Special Projects at Cyberdyne Systems Corporation.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_837,"A l'achat, trois ou quatre mille. En location, cinq cent. Mais ça pourrait faire plus. Je ne sais pas. C'est pas vraiment mon truc.  I don't know any Austrian, Xavier.","But maybe you know someone who does. An Austrian, in London, dealing in kids and snuff videos. How many can there be? These people supply to order. He has to be known, reachable.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_838,The front door.  Isn't there a back road I can take?,"Nope. That's the road. Straight through town, stay on your left, right around the bay to the front door.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_839,"Oh, yeah. Steph's way into Pinots and Syrahs.  Hey, Steph? You sure we can open anything? Anything we want?",Anything but the Jayer Richebourg!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_840,"I'm afraid you're not very glad to see me, Margo.",With your charm? How could I help it? Have a nice trip?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_841,"How was your day, today, sir?","Effective. But to tell you the truth, I've lost my passion for work.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_842,"Coop, Agent Chet Desmond has disappeared. Gone like the wind in Deer Meadow.",Agent Chet said he wanted to check the trailer court one more time. He had me drive the van with the body back here. Which we did. It was 105 miles.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_843,I told you my father died in jail. He stole a fortune.  Most of it pretty dirty money.  I don't care to have that known.,Larry Mitchell found out.  So you killed him.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_844,"All right, all right. If you don't need this lot, I'll lock 'em up in the dressing room till you do.","Please do, I'll not need them for fifteen minutes. Thank you.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_845,You're standing in horseshit.,Damn! These are one hundred dollar Nikes!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_846,"I'm in the same room with Sally Nash.  Oh my God.  You're my icon.  I've been watching your films since I was a little girl.  Like, four years ago I followed you all around the Beverly Center, at least half a day, working up the courage to introduce myself.",I don't think I ever spent half a day in the Beverly Center.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_847,Grissom to landing party. We have you approaching radioactive indications. Do you concur?,"Affirmative, Captain. Our readings are well below danger level.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_848,Did the boy say that any of them are in immediate danger?,"No.  He said that his father's unconscious, he didn't say he was dying.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_849,I have a pick-up truck. No plates. Subject is Indian. Entering suspect's house. Over.,"Okay, Ray. I'm coming in. If he starts to leave the area, move in. And hold him. Over.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_850,Oh. When are they expected home?,I'm hired 'til one. They went to dinner and maybe night-clubbing.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_851,"Well, it is to me.  Will you give her a message?  I'd like her to have a little supper with me on my yacht after the show tonight.","Got it.  Supper, yacht, after the show. I'll tell her.  Your yacht?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_852,The job manages to keep me pretty busy.,"Nonsense.  You should be in a job where you can make decisions that have impact, affect the world.  Here you're trying to climb up the steep side of Mount Everest.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_853,Why do you always disrespect me like that?,"Respect is earned, Greenly, never given. Guys like you should have to follow me around squabbling for the scraps from my table.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_854,"I've spoken to friends of mine and my husband's, in Harrisburg, in Lancaster and Hershey.  Asking about you.  I must say you have friends in influential places.",I've been privileged to provide services for people I admire.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_855,"But I don't think it's what you really want to do, is it?","I guess if I had my choice, I'd like to do something that involves children.  Work with kids in some way.  Teenagers, maybe.  And Santa Carla seems to be full of them.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_856,"Listen, we know their names. They don't know the city. You'll find them. You're the FBI.","I can't bring the Bureau into this.    If I do, the tapes become evidence.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_857,"Did you do those drawings, Doctor?","Yes. That's the Duomo, seen from the Belvedere. Do you know Florence?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_858,By then it's too late! The only way to safely dispose of the nerve agent is in deep water! The chemicals will break down and dissipate!,Use your grenades! Maybe we can blow it up underwater!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_859,"Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself.  Why can't she board it?","First of all, dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers.  You can't board it.  It gets upset, its hair falls out.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_860,"What about you, Delmar? What're you gonna do with your share a that dough?","Visit those foreclosin' sonofaguns down at the Indianola Savings and Loan and slap that cash down on the barrelhead and buy back the family farm. Hell, you ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_861,You have a brother?,We haven't spoken in five years. There was some bad blood. I want you to call him and invite him to the wedding. Will you do it?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_862,"There's no danger. The black hole is contained behind three magnetic fields, it's under control.",Your black hole damn near ripped my ship apart. It may have killed one of my men.  No one goes near that thing.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_863,They know what her tits look like.,Know?  They could draw them from memory. You're fantastic.  What a find you are. Get outta here.  We need the Dead Horse Scene.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_864,Last time you needed my help I ended up in the back of a truck.,I'm undercover.  I had no choice.  You have to trust me.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_865,"Larry, if you'd see these clowns leave, you'd never believe they'd come back with anything. But they got him!",That's good. That's real good. Ben Meadows getting pictures for the paper.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_866,Let's find a place out of the rain. I'm sure we'll get a ride in the morning.,"I can't be late. I don't know if the radio balloons work above your planet. I don't know if my words went to the ship. If I'm not there, the captain will think I'm dead and go.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_867,How soon can we get something?,"We can get blood type right away. Dental records will take longer.  You want DNA, that can take weeks.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_868,Relax.  If they were going to kill us they would have done it in the desert.,"They wouldn't do it in front of all these people.  They'd send someone later, when we're alone.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_869,"What about Dr. Thomas Becker or Dr. Loel Lorenson? There was also a Dr. Gries, I think.","Well, Dr. Lorenson is still here at the hospital. If she was here at the time your father was, then I'm sure she'd be of more help to you.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_870,San Francisco's a long way from here.,I'm in San Francisco five days a week. With a lot of time on my hands. I'd like to see you.  Maybe we could go swimming or something. Mother tells me you like to swim.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_871,It looks like scurvy.,"Scurvy! Ah yes, the curse of the old-time sailor, suffering long periods at sea with no fresh fruits or vegetables. Homer, Dorothy isn't a sailor!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_872,How do you know this place?,Before the divorce. My father used to take me here. Fire spotting was his summer job.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_873,"Maybe there's something wrong with the scumbag customers coming into your place, ever think of that?","The only thing wrong is the cheap, softcore crap you're peddling, Eddie.  Where do you get this stuff?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_874,"I have to put my family's welfare on the line here, my friend! And what are you puttin' up? You're puttin' up words!","Words! While you've been dickin' around at fucking company golf tournaments, I been out in the world, giving my word and backing it up with action.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_875,Right.  See?  You're ready for the quiz.,I don't want to know how to say that though.  I want to know useful things. Like where the good stores are.  How much does champagne cost?  Stuff like Chat.  I have never in my life had to point out my head to someone.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_876,Just sugar then.  You and John ever come here?,"We used to, every summer.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_877,"She was never a suspect, Lloyd. Some animal must have done this.",I checked all the zoos. No missing animals. You think a pitbull?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_878,This is miles from the battle lines. They were probably deserters.,"Deserters would have run, they wouldn't have engaged.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_879,Don't even ask about your money. Your money wouldn't even pay for that window you smashed.,"Motherfuck a window, Radio Raheem is dead.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_880,"Mademoiselle, after this disturbance it is not safe for Laszlo to stay in Casablanca.",This morning you implied it was not safe for him to leave Casablanca.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_881,A basic kill. Banks was a drifter and nobody knew her. My boys have been all over this. It's a dead end.,"That's why we're here, Sheriff Cable. Where's the body?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_882,Is there no way they can get back to you?,Even if they could they'd be too shit scared. They have got no muscle; they're gutless faggots.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_883,"He's the salt of the earth.  Kind and loyal and generous.  The one constant thing in my life, is he'll always be there.",He's still in love with you.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_884,"By the way, are you sure we need a spy?","Sure, we gotta have a spy.  If we no got a spy who's gonna tell the other side what we're doing?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_885,"Now ain't you relieved, Walt?","Sure, but you was worried too, Mother. Takin' off with never a word of goodbye. I even got to figurin' them gypsies busted in and done off with all three of 'em.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_886,Couldn't the pyramid have been built here by space travellers?,Too primitive.  It's a pre-technological construction.  That slab was engineered by an Iron-Age culture at best.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_887,"I'm pretty close. But when I wrote the last contact switches, it wiped out a piece of the content filer. You know what it's like, writing software.","I do know. You focus on the big problem. But somewhere down the chain, something breaks down. Something gets destroyed. At first it's upsetting. You feel you've lost control.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_888,Let me get you another glass of wine.,I've had quite enough or I wouldn't be playing such games with beautiful strangers. Aren't Peter's illusions to your liking?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_889,"I'm just fine, Ally.  What about you?",I'm fine.  Still working with my father.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_890,You sure he didn't just pocket it?,"No, we checked his story with a tipster.  He was cleaned by two grifters on 47th.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_891,"I've got work tonight, Jane.","Oh yeah! Better be good and hurry away then! Who knows? We might be being watched! Maybe one of your stupid French companies has got a detective prying into your life. After all, that's what they do to their employees, isn't it? Huh! Hope you enjoy ruining people's lives. Thanks for the lift!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_892,"You were referred here by the Department of Employment. There's no need for you to get you ""foot in the door"", as you put it.","Hey. Right. No problem. Whatever you say, man. You're the man, the governor, the dude in the chair, like. I'm merely here. But obviously I am. Here, that is. I hope I'm not talking too much. I don't usually. I think it's all important though, isn't it?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_893,You working in San Diego now?,"I'm still in L.A., but I'm looking for Tod. I heard he was around.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_894,"That's not true! Whatever problems your father and I are having, have nothing to do with this.","You're amazing! You act like I don't live in that house! Don't you think I hear the two of you!? Don't you think I can tell what's going on? I'm not five years old, Mom!  You want to divorce Daddy and Daddy doesn't want to.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_895,"Don't you think, do you still think it's a good idea to press this custody thing just now?","I'm her father, supposed to be, but I'm not able to. Yes, I am. It may be the only thing in my life I've been so clear about wanting. Even if it takes a big fight.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_896,None of that matters now.  The people upstairs need us.  We have to help.,"We can't.  We've managed to get inside the one place that's safe.  I think we should sit tight and wait for reinforcements.  If we go outside, we're risking more lives. You have to accept it, Margo, there's nothing we can do.  The building must be swarming with police by now.  It won't take long for them to get through the doors.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_897,Then I'm here till I die?,Till they kill you. Yeah.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_898,"You're really pure, you know?  You got a perfect record.  You never used that stuff to ruin your body, why start now?","You know, you remind me of my 19-year-old brother, only he's got his hair down to his knees. He looks like something that eats berries and roots out of the ground. God forbid I should say something to him like, 'Listen, if you ever smoke marijuana, just remember that it's illegal'. He storms outta the house.  You rob a bank, but you keep your body pure, is that it?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_899,"Yeah, but we still gotta haul that big piece of shit all the way back to Sitka.",It's worth the effort. Believe me. Besides we're gonna need her to prove the salvage.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_900,"Oh come on, Kathryn, it was just a contest.","At first it was, but now it's become something bigger.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_901,"Come on, Erin.  A job's supposed to pay your bills, not put you in danger.",I'm not in danger.  I have a dead bolt. Remember?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_902,He offended me with his terrible taste.,It wasn't even his terrible taste. It was his daughter's.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_903,"Data, are you all right?",I believe the emotional chip has overloaded my positronic relays.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_904,"He's got to have a car, right? We just take him back to his car and tell him to get the fuck out of town before we kill him.",We can't just walk him out tied up and bleeding.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_905,"That's some big secret you been carryin', Sailor.","We all got a secret side, baby. Hope you don't think I been lyin' to you 'bout other things, sugar.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_906,"We'll stop here, dig out a snow shelter.",Snow shelter.  Okay.  You dig. I'll have a little sit-down.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_907,And to think I thought you were Evil Incarnate in pumps.,"I killed some lovable working class Italian-diabetic, but you killed the most significant male figure of the decade and a kind, gentle lover.  So don't play with me.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_908,No response.  I'm not reading any Starfleet com traffic in this entire sector.,"Captain, I've scanned the planet. The atmosphere contains a high concentration of methane, carbon monoxide and fluorine. The oceans have been chemically altered, as well.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_909,Violin.  I never had the lungs for wind instruments.,"Could'a fooled me, the way you were hollering into that cell phone.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_910,Jennifer gave her a make-over.,Looks like a helluva lot more than a make-over. Was there surgery involved?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_911,Can't remember the last time I saw you in that suit.,"Your mother's funeral. I's a pallbearer, remember?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_912,"I'm fine, mama. I just wanted to tell you not to worry.","Why, how could I not worry? Not knowin' what's happenin' to you or where you are? Are you with that boy?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_913,I'll do the work. I'm not going to meet with a therapist.,"Now, it won't be as bad as it sounds, Will.  I've already spoken to one therapist, his name is Henry Lipkin and he's a friend of mine. He's also published four books and is widely considered to be one of the brightest men in his field.  I'm sure it'll be better than spending the next six months in jail.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_914,"We don't know, Mary. We've been unable to get in touch with your sister.",Sometimes she can be quite careless. Why don't you try Mrs. Redi?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_915,What about our quota?,"You're only twenty-five tons off quota.  Barring an unforeseen problem you should reach it easily on the last day.  It's just a day off.  You don't have to take it, I just thought it might help.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_916,I don't believe in PMS. Women made it up just so they can be bitchy.,"My brother has an answer to PMS. A-S-S: Abundant Sperm Syndrome. A man gets sperm build-up, and if his woman isn't givin' it to 'em, he's gotta get it elsewhere.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_917,I want you to understand why you're here. You're automatically banned from public life under Control Council Directive No 24. We're here to look into your case before you appear in front of the Tribunal for Artists of the Denazification Commission. You understand that?,I have already been cleared by a Denazification Tribunal in Austria.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_918,"But they must have.  Amy and I made them out together.  You mailed them, didn't you, Edward?","Well, ma'am, the truth is, I gave them to Amy herself to post.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_919,But it's not his. How can they arrest Future Man?,They said he's a drug dealer.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_920,And there's no chance you had this experience simply because some part of you needed to have it?,"Look, I'm a reasonable person, and reasonably intelligent.  But this experience went beyond both.  For the first time I had to consider the possibility that intellect, as wonderful as it is, is not the only way of comprehending the universe. That it was too small and inadequate a tool to deal with what it was faced with.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_921,"We'll give him the hook on the train, and play him here.  You think I can get in that poker game, Eddie?",All you gotta do is show up with some money and look like a fool.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_922,The workers don't get on?,"Get on? They detest each other. Obviously the Africans hate the Indians. But the Indians also hate the other Indians. Some of them worship cows, while others eat them.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_923,I hear she's a very pretty girl.,Which forces me to arrest her against my better judgment.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_924,Oh. You like her?,Yeah. I like her. I've wanted to get with her for a while now.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_925,"Would you like a little clam-dip, honey?","No, thanks.  Love a little bundt cake if you have some!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_926,I'd like to try them someday. I'm not sure I'd be much good at it.,"'Course you would. You belong here, my boy, not the snobby Court. You could do anything you felt like here - the more fantastic the better! That's what people want, you know: fantasy. You do a big production, fill it with beautiful magic tricks and you'll be absolutely free to do anything you want. Of course, you'd have to put a fire in it, because I've got the best fire machine in the city and a big flood - I can do you the finest water effects you ever saw in your life. Oh, and a few trick animals. You'd have to use those.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_927,How did you meet him?,"On a train. He said he lived here, and he offered to make a reservation for me.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_928,"We need men like you here, to be sure that our community will continue to thrive. In return for which, Shangri-La has much to give you. You are still, by the world's standards, a youngish man. Yet in the normal course of existence, you can expect twenty or thirty years of gradually diminishing activity. Here, however, in Shangri-La, by our standards your life has just begun, and may go on and on.","But to be candid, Father, a prolonged future doesn't excite me. It would have to have a point. I've sometimes doubted whether life itself has any. And if that is so, then long life must be even more pointless. No, I'd need a much more definite reason for going on and on.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_929,"Must be quite a pal, risk his own ass like this.","Who, Buddy?  Yeah.  He's a good guy. Back when we jailed together, he'd call his sister every week without fail.  She's a born-again Christian, does bookkeeping for a televangelist. Buddy calls her up, confesses his sins, tells her about whatever bank he happened to rob.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_930,Don't get sidetracked!  How does he get back to the States?  That's the point.  Does he have any problems?,"None!  The State Department issues him a new passport in 48 hours and loans him the money to travel.  He's never investigated or charged by the Navy for revealing classified information or, as far as we know, debriefed by the CIA.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_931,"This is all about fashion for you, isn't it?",It's the gear.  Chicks love the gear.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_932,"Then I'll bet she's real proud of you, huh?",Yeah.  I just wish I'd told her how proud I was of her.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_933,How do I contact you? We still don't have the ATM info.,"You don't, I'll call you. Oh! I have a tape recording that I am sure will interest you.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_934,Can't we hold him?,"No, we got pressure from California State. The man practically has clemency. We can't run the risk of falsely accusing him. He has to be standing over the victim with knife in hand before we make a move.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_935,"What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?",A man like Ringo's got a great empty hole right through the middle of him and no matter what he does he can't ever fill it.  He can't kill enough or steal enough or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.  And it drives him mad. Sick mad.  Cold and dirty.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_936,"Don't you sometimes wonder if it's worth all this? I mean, what you're fighting for?","We might as well question why we breathe. If we stop breathing, we'll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_937,"Since Mary Clarence came to St. Katherine's, I've been shot at, kidnapped by Mafia hit men, and I've tasted beer. Is that enough experience yet?  For final vows?",I don't think so.  What about skydiving? A crank call to Billy Graham?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_938,"That damned Arnold is here, isn't he?  Did you know he lost all his ships?  Outrageous and completely unacceptable.","Joseph, the British spent thousands of pounds and precious months putting together a fleet that Arnold stopped by sacrificing a heap of old barges.  In my opinion, he saved my army.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_939,"Oh, fine.  She's gone away for a little while and when she comes back I've sort of resolved to really tell her how much I care for her.",That's terrific.  Don't be afraid to be demonstrative.  You're sounding a lot more confident than when we last spoke.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_940,"I'm going to squeeze you, Corleone, because I don't like you. I don't like the kind of man you are.  I despise your masquerade, and the dishonest way you pose yourself and your fucking family.","We're all part of the same hypocrisy, Senator.  But never think it applies to my family.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_941,I'm calling the police.,"So help me God you touch that phone and I bury you with them.  Surrender is no longer an option. I repeat, it is not an option. Is there anyone who does not understand that?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_942,Are you telling me Friedman didn't tell you I was here looking for him?,"If he had, you'd be dead.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_943,The estate stuff is pretty straight forward.  Just lots of forms and an appearance at the county seat.,It will take some time for the forms to clear before you go to Gettysburg.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_944,Next thing you know! Why didn't you stop?,"Stop? I'm a guy. I don't stop. The woman's supposed to stop. We're the gas, they're the brakes.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_945,Your mother's family is Spanish?,"Sure, they go back to Cortez. When he rode by, they were squatting in a hut cooking hamsters for dinner.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_946,I'm not using him again for anything.  He was worthless.  You have bridge here Saturday?,Betty's out of town so we're playing next week.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_947,"Well, she does seem to cause a lot of trouble, I admit. But she doesn't mean any harm and it'll break the children's hearts, they all love her.","It's because of the children she's got to go. I don't want to be holier-than-thou, but the girl doesn't have the same outlook we do. Morals don't mean a thing to her, not a thing, and we can't have a girl like that in this house.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_948,You are the blacksmith.  Ever shod a horse with a hoof this large?,Never.  A shoe that size I would have remembered.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_949,"Lecter is still the key, I know he is. Whatever he told me about Bill is just as good now as it was before.","Or just as worthless. But I want you in Memphis, close to him. Maybe when he gets tired of toying with Senator Martin, he'll talk to you again. There's a plane waiting for you now at the airstrip.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_950,"Grace, get Mr. White a typewriter.",I can only write on a manual.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_951,How long have you and Hambone been hangin' out?,You're the one that put us together. We're friends.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_952,"You don't want to draw pictures of me in my birthday suit, right?","I have no interest in your body, Mr. Boone.  I can assure you of that.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_953,I do think all psychotherapy is bullshit. But just because I think it's bullshit doesn't mean I don't know something about it.,"If this is your idea of sympathetic interest in my problems, I'll take brutal indifference.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_954,I was just leaning on it! It was an accident!,Does anyone ever knock over a casket on purpose?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_955,"Parker, tell me what's going on so I can return as quickly as possible to Boston and my whores and cigars, not necessarily in that order.","Two weeks ago, we managed to arrange to have the Army hang one of the local farmers.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_956,"But, my dear Duroc, how can I act without guidance from Vienna?  I haven't the slightest idea of how the Emperor Francis might feel about this.","May I suggest that we can prepare and sign the agreement, between ourselves, subject to the approval of the two Emperors?  Believe me, my dear friend, your Archduchess, Marie-Louis, may very well hold, in her hands, the future of our two countries.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_957,"Come on, I'm trying to help here.",Bullshit.  You're trying to feel less guilty about firing someone with three kids to feed.  Fuck if I'll help you do that.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_958,"She isn't anybody's friend, and I don't like you living with her. She's a bad influence.",Nonsense. She's one of the nicest girls I know.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_959,"I've got a lot of respect for you, too.  For the way you feel about your family.",Jack hasn't loved me for years. And now I'm afraid she's turning out to be like him.  So cold and distant.  I've let him make her like that.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_960,"Charenton? The administrator there is quite well-loved, is he not?",I'm afraid so. He's an idealist. You'll have to be politic.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_961,What?  Are you trying to tell me that I can dodge bullets?,"No, Neo.  I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_962,"You'll be looking forward to getting back, then.",Yeah.  Another little matter needs attending to soon as I return.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_963,"It reminded me of you, so I bought it. It cost me more than all the others.",I shall wear it in my hair!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_964,You know how much man power you're talking about?,You're the highest law enforcement official in the country. Use the fucking army if you need to.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_965,Why in the hell would you want to watch my kids?,Cause I like kids.  I like hanging out with them.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_966,How did you meet Dr. Shea?,"There were a series of lectures about parapsychology at my university.  I went and heard him speak, and became fascinated with the idea of hunting ghosts.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_967,You will find them well enough. But they must never again leave this city.,That was never mentioned.  Neither was this bounty hunter taking Han. I hope you haven't forgotten our bargain.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_968,"That had nothing to do with the world. Not this one, anyway.",On the contrary.  It has everything to do with the world.  And our dreams of how it will succumb to us.  You enjoyed the girl?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_969,I'm happy to cooperate.  You don't need to tie me down.,It's for your own safety.  Now what can you tell us about Sergeant John Vincennes?,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_970,Let's just say I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent.,"Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_971,"So Eddie, don't we need a sound crew?","No, this is just the second unit. We'll do the main footage later.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_972,He's going to kill Fanucci.,"Then, after that, what?  Joe 'Little Knife' Pisani? Willie Bufalino, maybe, Mr. Maranzalla himself? C'mon!",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_973,You didn't have to kill Sophie.,Yes I did.    Lose ends are messy.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_974,I never saw you do anything else.,You saw me beat Minnesota Fats for eighteen thousand dollars.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_975,How'd you get up here?,Frank dropped me in the west valley and I hiked.  You look frozen.  What's happening?!,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_976,"Is there something more we should know about this suspect, Sir?  I mean besides what's on his sheet.","Since going underground, traces of this In-Valid have shown up at the scene of four serious felonies.  Do you need any more than that?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_977,He was re-enacting Charles Manson's LaBianca murders.,Manson didn't kill the first cops to arrive on the scene.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_978,You lost my money?,You could say that. And Friedman left this morning for Los Angeles.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_979,"You never were together, Hal.","And still the connection was undeniable.  I haven't read ""Eternity Forever"" but I know it's brilliant.  And I know I would be perfect for Clive.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_980,How you gonna manage that with a new blow-hole in your dome?,"Hey, if everybody's gonna kill each other, could you do it in another room? I'm trying to get something accomplished here.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_981,Should I whistle down a cab?,"Hey, cabs are expensive.  I'm cheap, remember?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_982,Leave us alone you sick fuck!,"Get this ""us"" shit. As if I was gonna lay a hand on my own sister. You've done nicely for yourself, Evan. Nice friends, nice life, not to mention you're fucking my sister. Not a bad piece of ass if I say so myself.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_983,Please.  Tell me who Carl sells to.,Even if I knew I wouldn't tell you. You do not want to come into contact with these people.  Only Carl knows who they are.  That's his real asset. Ruiz doesn't know them.  They don't know Ruiz.  Church and State.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_984,I don't want to hear Public Enemy right now.,Public Enemy!  All I'm trying to do is cheer us up.  Go ahead and put on some old sad bastard music see if I care.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_985,"Dr. Thompson.  From your review of the hospital records of May twelfth nineteen seventy-six.  In your opinion, what happened to Deborah Ann Kaye?",Cardiac arrest.  During delivery her heart stopped.  When the heart stops the brain's deprived of oxygen.  You get brain damage. That is why she's in the state she's in today.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_986,'We'?  You wanna fly out there with me?,Sure.  Do me good to stretch my legs.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_987,Can you believe it?  She was gonna call me!  She invited me to a party with her!,At Chet Danburry's house.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_988,What do you believe in?,"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overrated crap.  I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the ""sweet spot"", voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_989,"So Mr. Kirby, tell me, when you climbed K2, did you base camp at 25- or 30,000 feet?","Thirty-thousand, I think. Closer to the top.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_990,Cut some slack. She watched her mom get butchered.,"And it fucked her up royally. Think about it. It makes perfect sense. Her mom's death leaves her distraught and hostile at a cruel and inhumane world. She's disillusioned, where's God, etc. Completely suicidal. And one day she snaps. She wants to kill herself but realizes teen suicide is out this year. And homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_991,I have been greatly impressed by your accomplishments. Industrial progress. Great efficiency. Your people are capable and courteous.,"You have a lot to learn about organization. How to draw out people's opinions. How to make key decisions. Train your young Tibetans. When I make contact with you, I want to reach you through a Tibetan.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_992,"Fine by me.  We brought you a nice little boat, so you can all get back to shore, safe and sound.","Agreed.  You have the momentary advantage, sir.  But I will see you smile from the yard arm, sir.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_993,"Dropped him, that was it.  Sorry If I made a worse mess for you.",I'm the one made a mess.  Made a Right fair mess of the whole thing.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_994,Get a ride with somebody.,"Sometimes I get a ride with my brother. But he usually works in the mornings, and then drives to school himself.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_995,Look at this wiring.  It's shorting out under high temperatures.,"You're tired, Striker. Overworked.  That wiring meets all the safety specifications.",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_996,This is a remarkable aircraft.,You don't know the half of it.  Did you know this entire plane is shielded from radiation?  We could fly through a mushroom cloud completely unharmed if necessary.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_997,You're telling me some white boy is gonna direct this pilot?,I just want you to meet him.  Keep an open mind.,1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_998,I need help all right.  They're coming after me.,"First, it's important that you surrender to them instead of them catching you running.  Okay?",1,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_999,He who is not with us is against us.,"Those are the words of a broken spirit.  My spirit is whole.  I have trusted d'Artagnan with my deepest secrets, and I will never believe he is my enemy.",1,cornell,valid
valid_spont_1000,"Why are you so down on ladies, man? It's modern times. Ladies can be on juries.","And yet, when you're not the president and you have three names, you're often an assassin.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1001,"How're you doing, Mrs. Sinclair?","It's just temporary, until I get my life together.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1002,I want a divorce.,"Well, thank you. This is our one marriage. We just got married.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1003,"You know, every day I think I have to get out of this marriage and then you get me back every day with your words. OK. Let's swim together.","Right. Everybody thinks you're dead, but you're not. So, you're mine.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1004,"He doesn't take up that much room. He sleeps standing up in the corner of your bedroom, watching you.",You do that and I'll wrap up your crow painting.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1005,I'm just so proud of you. I never thought you would be the man that you are. It was really touch and go for awhile there.,"Ultimately, that's the best irony I've ever heard. It's great. Dying at a funeral, I love it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1006,"Oh, you're talking about changing the name from the Matterhorn to the Yeti. I thought you were saying you changed it once more.",It was murder by sneezing.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1007,"I feel like it might be contributing to the decline of his health, because he's not supposed to like it.","Wow, and you got him when he was eight, too. He's getting really up there.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1008,"Your brother, he's a friendly guy. Smokes like a chimney though.","What, are you listening to Skip? Don't listen to him. He's a real straight shooter.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1009,She said that I hurt her feelings when I said moon juice is stupid.,"You know, I kind of knew that you'd find love here. After going to Whole Foods 365 and striking out, I thought this would be a sure thing.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1010,"The numbers are coming in from Germany and they are big, gang. They are big.",Look down. I'm doing a ThighMaster. ,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1011,"Free of this life? I'm down for moving the boxes, but I don't want a suicide pact.",He's thinking so hard he's sweating all over the place.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1012,We're probably talking too much about our stuff. Let's talk about you. I saw Moana.,"We start shooting in a week, sir. Do you want us to tape this and then we can toss it in later?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1013,"I'm sorry I'm late, Mom and Dad. What's wrong? What happened?","Oh, yeah. All the birds and the leprechauns go silent.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1014,"Big Willie, what are you doing here?","All sorts of stuff. Nothing's off limits. Some of it's, like, erotica. Some of it's just simple, like, logging her food intake.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1015,"Mmhm. I gotta separate the two. I got my party haircut. Business in the front, personal in the back. It has a secret message shave into it that only you can read if we're hang out, not on the clock.","Yeah, 'cause you read my journal.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1016,"Oh my god, Tony, they trying to snitch on us to the bouncer.","I'll tell you what, I'll buy your fish. I just wanted to ask the young lady behind the fish counter something first.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1017,You pick your teeth with the antennae of a craw fish.,I agree based on what we saw today. It's just gross.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1018,"Vince, I don't see any reason why we can't be adults about having our ex-wives visit the wine tasting. Welcome to our wine tasting, ladies.","Yeah, I don't like Gypsies, so having you touch me makes me cringe.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1019,"It's important that the two of you are blindfolded when we do the roll off, so there's no visual influence on the dice.","Well, I'm shorter now. You know, age causes you to shrink.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1020,"Mark, pass me that sort-of used steak knife.",It's all I have and I need you to help me keep my job.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1021,"Can I confide something in you, Pamst? I feel like she might be one of those human killing robots.","Well, I mean, if you're still able to play it, it sounds all right. Maybe just tip it over and dump out the excess water.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1022,"Are they, like, flirting with each other?","Go ahead, move those boxes. But don't throw them out, just leave them, like, on the dash. You know, I'm collecting Monopoly points.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1023,"Listen, I got good news for you. You're a new fireguy. And you, stair witch, you're like the worst person to have in the event of a fire. You make stairs go away. You'll never be a fireguy.","Uh, we just want our stairs back.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1024,We change out the protective strips every eight months.,"I'm sorry, but she's singing about me Dad!",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1025,"Trina, are you teaching Fred to sing little songs about all of his activities?",It is beautiful but how am I supposed to enjoy it when I'm puking all of the damn time?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1026,I thought you would take care of that. This is your show.,What a fun quirk.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1027,"I put them on a piece of paper, but then the paper got sweaty. The ink ran down and it all became just a dot.",OK. Why don't you quit your job.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1028,"Our baby doesn't deserve this wonderful name that we, his perfect parents, have come up with.  We need to bestow it upon a more deserving creature.","That's exactly what I'm saying.  Warren, every day it's like this.  These kids are attacking my heart every single day, and I don't know what to do, man.  I feel like I'm trapped.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1029,Eat the circus peanuts. You know you want to.,It wasn't just the cereal. It was me taking a shit on the cereal. It was the funniest thing they'd ever seen.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1030,"Monica, is this weird for you to hear Roger and Vicki talk like this?","Yes, I am. I'm good with words. Absolutely positutely.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1031,"And, since we might be smoking you to death right now, is there anything you'd like us to tell the world about you. Or your siblings?","Yeah, I was smoking like a chimney and that was really bugging her lungs.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1032,"Mr. Clooney, you're not on the list. I don't know why you would just show up.",OK. Because I am the first line of defense.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1033,More bread over here?,I just can't keep going up there. I feel like they think that I'm accusing them of not doing a good job. But the sign says half an hour.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1034,That's pretty unique lighting you have for a lounge chair.,"Well, she does, but I clean. I'm a clean person.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1035,I've been looking at your finances and it seems like you haven't been pulling in very much money this year with all your protesting.,"Yes, Mom, if you could, go make the bed. Even if it's just me, I just like a made bed.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1036,"It's no big deal, we all say the n-word from time to time.",Sulu makes a lot of sense.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1037,"Josephenia, now, where are you going?",I know what she means. She means don't leave Denny's with that man.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1038,"If you ever find weed back there, you just bring it to Mr. Nulty's office.","Man, I wish you'd stop rubbing your Massapequin heritage in my face all the time!",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1039,Is this your first job?,"You are going to have to tolerate it because if you leave me you will lose out on all of my beanie babies, and I know you would never do that!",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1040,"We were having a great time until two employees of this here miniature golf course said ""those holes are broken, y'all can't play there."" And they proceeded to sit down, criss-cross applesauce, and smoke cigarettes.",You don't have to remind me that Greg's is very popular. People love it over there.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1041,It's two pages of dialogue and half a page of legal disclaimers.,"Budino, you never let us dip our fingers in your whipped cream.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1042,"I don't know if I need any self help books, I feel like I'm doing pretty good. I'm married, I've got a kid, everything's going great.",I sure did. I soiled myself and everything.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1043,"When my daddy doesn't believe me, it cuts up my soul, but then a scar forms and makes it stronger.",Remember that YouTube video where that guy sat on his car and he taught his kid how to be respectful and the kid just cried a lot? That's my dad.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1044,"The only constant is change, which is what it says on the moon juice poster.",Here's a key to my apartment. You can come visit the moon juice poster any time you want.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1045,You guys want anything from this flask?,Then she'll do the best concert ever.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1046,That would be disgusting if they allowed scorpions into the club. That would be the day I take my own life.,"Lookin' at the chart, it's gonna be at least thirty large.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1047,Do you love us to put a bathroom in that god damn panic room?,This is my favorite track. The Jackson 5 doing Carol of the Bells.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1048,"I've got a bum leg, my leg doesn't work so good.","Well, I'm not in charge of returning them, I'm just in charge of checking them out.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1049,"Get low, get low to the ground and stay where you are.",It's like he finally became a person instead of just a grilled cheese factory with legs.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1050,"Hey, uh, if you all need me to place my arms or legs in any particular position, you just let me know because I'm here to serve y'all.","He's always taping stuff. He's like 'hold on, I gotta press play and record at the same time.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1051,"Mr. President, how did you run the free world for eight years and you can't tell that we're two different people?","You thought James Patterson, the famous author - the guy whose books you read - you haven't looked at the back of the book, honey? You thought he was me?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1052,We're so lucky we found each other at that LensCrafters. Is it right to deny someone else the love that we share?,"I gotta say, I don't feel better.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1053,"It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future.","Yeah, let's just see. Be the most honest and then I'll decide after that.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1054,We are Home Depot. We have tools. We can go to MTV and disassemble the whole building.,That's from light sack. She's a feisty one.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1055,"Those are mine, the one thousand Pepsis.",Because I want a Kaiser Roll. Please.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1056,"Well William, let's head out there in these brown shirts. But let's put on a little green, too. How about some green scarves?",I'm your server. My name's Denise. Everything OK so far?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1057,You're the park water guy. Why are you bringing your dog to the park?,"It's true, I can't stop quoting him sometimes. ""Be the rudeness that you don't want to see around this place.""",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1058,"He's 13 years old, but he looks like he's 18 years old.","OK, but that's definitely not the right term for it. That one is for sure wrong.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1059,Mommy and daddy are you getting a divorce?,Close your eyes. We'll go on a journey within.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1060,Are you having back problems? Back problems go hand in hand with little demon man who visit you in the night.,Of course I'm married. I'm a woman of 28.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1061,I'm pretty sure I've been by here before.,"Yes, many times. Thanks for remembering.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1062,"Rick, did you just witness that tender moment?","Your booth? I thought this was a play, not a craft fair.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1063,"All I can say is that every time I've asked for lemonade refills, she's been right there. So maybe we should cut her some slack and let her continue to be nude.","Oh, god. A fine wine. My understanding was that Freeport was founded, the founding gentlemen had a lot of port wine.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1064,"I know, but maybe somebody went into labor. We don't know. Maybe that's why they left their car blocking lots of spots.","It's for my podcast, you know. I'm in the biz.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1065,"Honey, is your mother sexually attracted to me?","Yeah, I was just looking at this wardrobe. I was wondering how I get to the kids attic.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1066,You're a loud mouth and I'm going to put you in the section of the extras that stand outside the park.,"Look, I'm a bride of Christ and I'm very inquisitive. That doesn't mean I'm doing an interrogation.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1067,They are both talking at the same time.,I could have told you that but then I would have violated her HIPPA rights and I don't want to get sued.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1068,This dog wandered into our yard and was eating out of our trash.,"Yes, I do. I took a can of soup and I tried to turn it into a swimming pool for dogs.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1069,I cannot find any of the relishes.,That's true. What a great plan.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1070,"Wait a minute, you hope she's dead? Are you saying Donna was your secret nemesis?",It is larger than I expected. I feel we could all have a feast after this terrible day.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1071,"Yes, we will give you the money.",That's a great idea! It's a good thing that lady told us about that hidden closet!,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1072,They are faulty holograms that make noise.,Of course not. We'll be the most professional spies you've ever had.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1073,"This is the worst mistake I've ever made, trying to leave.",I'll have to check it out on Netflix. It's probably there.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1074,"Hello there, I need a loan.","Yeah, that's weird. You're the only employee and the door is wide open.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1075,Look at them down there on Earth. It seems strange to think that the planet contains so many different people.,"Yes, of course I am. Why else would I be dressed like this? Pay no attention to my Dr. Scholls feet.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1076,"OK, here. Take all my money.","I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1077,That's a Paul DeGaul painting hanging on my wall.,Here's the thing. He had his office full of stuff that I know he couldn't have owned.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1078,"Wait a minute, this used to be a library.",Why don't you both go in. That would be good. Just a fresh perspective.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1079,"Max, I can hear my dad. I can hear his voice.",We call them the state bird.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1080,"Marge, I think you're getting very caught up in the post-WWII time period. You drove an Edsal to work today and you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit.","Ah, shoot. The cream's in the back room. The back room bathroom.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1081,"We're on a date, actually.","Yeah, you know. It's hard to lay someone down when you got to travel to so many Burger Kinds and McDonald's across the country.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1082,"So, there's nothing Houstonian about this steak house?",You know what else does? That joke.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1083,"Oh, my heavens! It's George Takei! This is very exciting.",They did not forecast this. We should have a backup plan for windy days.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1084,She got murdered by a woman named Beth. Isn't that ironic?,"I've seen that one, and you know John Cryer was originally up for that lead role.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1085,"I'm sorry that I'm good at my job, OK. I'm sorry that I take an average woman who is not feeling great about shape and I put something on her that makes her ready to actually live her life this spring. I'm sorry that I help people blossom.",What? Whatever. Don't be so PC. This politically correct culture is ruining everything.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1086,"Well, if Crystal Light believes in you, then I believe in Dark Crystal, too.",Look at that weird coked-up fish. Somebody grab him.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1087,"How about next time we're doing notes, let's be clear about our notes?",Do you want to put them in my backpack?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1088,"We have a new order for you. Eat the cat. If you eat the cat, we might be able to get you back in time. It might be enough calories to sustain you to get the spaceship back to Earth.",I think it's because one of them just won't shut up. When we test our astronauts we should test to see how lonely they are.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1089,What if you opened up all the hot tub/coffins and let people hang out in them and watching the funeral/wedding from there.,"Yes. That's ten, twenty, thirty one. They're all safe.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1090,"Son, if you pursue the dramatic arts, I will not talk to you. I will shut you out of my life. I will cast you out of this house and it will be a very long time before I see you again. ",That's fine. I guess you're the big winner.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1091,I don't want to go in the house.,"I know, but now that the pressure's on, I'm thinking about it more. They closed the curtain. I don't know, maybe other people walked in.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1092,Here's two goblets. It's rattlesnake blood.,"Jazz, what's wrong with your wrists and fingers?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1093,"There's a whole section about leaving the toilet seat up, but I'm not sure why.",All right.  I'll stand over here until you're ready to go.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1094,"So, these kids should be disposable kids, right. They should be non-union?","Yeah, one more minute as Colonial Sargent and I'm going to lose it. All these kids are tugging on my epaulets.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1095,Are you sexually active?,He also owns one record label. Hew owns Emoch. It's mostly hate jazz.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1096,"What's your name again? Oh, that's right, it's Shelly, from the bible.",You're leaving in those sweatpants and t-shirt you're wearing?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1097,Did you say Paul or Paulie?,"And, since we might be smoking you to death right now, is there anything you'd like us to tell the world about you. Or your siblings?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1098,"I hope I lose my virginity to Claude. The guy that I saw, he's over there.",Me too. It works every time. Gets me more tips.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1099,You're a Narnian native? That's why you don't think it's weird that I have half a goat body.,Let's let the actors take care of the acting on the stage and we'll just wait here until we can grab Gerald and take him back to the camp.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1100,"Jason, I'm sorry about earlier. I love you so much.","I bought it from a very old antique dealer in Chinatown. He was like 100. And I went into his shop and I said ""I'm looking for something special that I can give my high school class. To the school.""",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1101,"Daddy, I'm hungry. Can I have something to eat?",That's crazy. I heard that was stolen from a museum.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1102,You may remember Gregor from the '80s metal hair bands.,"Oh, well he needed them. He needed three towels.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1103,"I am having a strange, tickling, electrical impulse sort of feeling in my chest-ular area. In fact, don't hug me right now, you might get hurt by it. It almost feels like human anger.","I actually enjoy cocaine and maple syrup, so I'm cool with it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1104,Poor Joseph got killed during rehearsal. God rest his soul.,"Yeah, you mentioned it. We all agreed that we're happy about it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1105,You see if I kill em then maybe I will get to inherit all of the money.,Oh I like that yes let's write it at the same time.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1106,This is a travesty.,"A Dirt God's kid, I'll tell you that.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1107,"Cracker, your time has come. It's your turn to shine, darling.",I know. It's weird. It's kind of a head trip.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1108,"Daryl, one day our little Bibbles is going to lose her virginity and have sex.","It says that, to make the customers comfortable, you should use American southern dialect. Which is what I do.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1109,Randy gave his first tour of the kitchen.,"Go ahead. I didn't mean the whole restaurant captive. In fact, I've gotten what I need, so I probably should be scooting out of here.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1110,"Naval Base, Indiana? That's where my wife went to school.",Maybe you ought to go to the drugstore and order a comb.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1111,"Iris, I can't help but notice that so far two of our dreams have yet to come true.","Oh, yay! Karen getting her dream makes me want to sing.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1112,You know what? You just reached into an open tire fire and grabbed a can of beans.,"And this career was, if I'm led to believe this is true, cake holding?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1113,"Uh, well, I was sleeping, uh, most recently, and then you guys opened the lid and then it was like a rude awakening for me.","Wow, is that usual? That seems like a lot.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1114,"Rachel, what is the most important thing you can do for a customer?","Claire is surprised, but I am not. As you could hear, only one of us gasped.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1115,I told you man. I quit smoking three weeks ago and never felt better.,Good thing I'm straight edge like everyone from the country called Country.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1116,"Dad, I think I'm going to get a job. But you're not gonna like this. It's at Quiznos.",Of course. I secretly wanted to hear it. I was in love with her.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1117,"You see four vets? Where are we, Hawaii?","Yeah, I think that's why we won.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1118,I can't eat pudding one more god damn time.,But everyone should have a Budino at least twice a year.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1119,Is that Gatorade in that bottle or your pee?,"Yeah, so am I. I can be in two places at once.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1120,You know how I feel about Lavar. I love him. I'm very proud of you.,That's a really inappropriate thing to say since Roberto appears to have hanged himself. Which may or may not have been a carefully cloaked robot murder.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1121,"You did, to cashier. And I was the fastest cashier for that month and I won a boating trip.","Wait, did you write that book, ""I Might Be Beautiful but I'm Not Religious"" did you?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1122,"Hi Oprah, I'm on brown plane to Hawaii.",The dollhouse will be revolutionized. ,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1123,"And I tell thee, brothers and sisters of Little Egg Town, to love one another. Heed my words as Jesus the Christ.","Oh, yeah, but you have to understand. The way fathers do business is different from the way sons do business.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1124,"Barbara, you can wear a skirt. I really would like you to wear more skirts.",Really? Were they hunched over and raspy?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1125,I mean that Art is a part of me like your leg stump is a part of you.,"Oh, please. I guarantee we go out there and look at that wood, it's pre-chopped wood.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1126,Hi Gross Tic Tac. You somehow got loose from the box and now you're covered with fuzz and stuff.,I was busy installing moss where you asked me to install moss.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1127,"I have a mentor here at the Home Depot. Sometimes when I'm feeling low, I go to her. Would you want to go meet her?",Hate jazz? I love that stuff.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1128,You know Cedric? Who are the degrees of separation?,"Sorry, we thought we moved to the part of the seating, where we didn't have to worry about being loud.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1129,"That's a good, thick card stock.","Oh my gosh, Santa? And you're black?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1130,"Derrick, this guy, Craig is really good at impressions. I want you to hear a couple of the voices that he can do.","Yeah, think about her. Think about what Terri would do in this situation.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1131,"Mr. Chanderseon, I think I've spotted the water thief. I'm going to approach him, confront him, ask him to return the water, and leave the park.","Yeah, at first I thought he was just testing a product, but now it seems like he's trying to rub it in everyone's face.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1132,Would you scratch my back?  It's okay.  We do that instead.?,She's the one with the midriff showing and the taught pants.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1133,"The movie The Blindside has a sport in it, football.","And the long hair just above the shoulders, what a look for a man. A timeless look.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1134,"Yeah, we literally hit them, say doink, and we run right out of there.","That's right, and I'm happy to run it right through for you. We're about to start dinner.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1135,"Hello, child. Would you like to hear the good word of Jesus Christ?",I bet you taste divine. I'd like to eat you up with a knife and fork.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1136,So she didn't give you up for adoption? She gave birth to you and then she left.,"You know, I do have some food. I didn't plan on having guests when I had the panic room built. There is food though.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1137,We would like - what's the most expensive bucket on your menu?,"It's 33.3%. You thought I wasn't going to know that, didn't you?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1138,"Plethora, I'm glad you're here. ","Well, you know. It's just common decency.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1139,It seems like she's lying. I should probably kill her.,"Well it denotes to people that I'm a man of status, because look at my large beautiful hat.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1140,"Oh, I'll munch up on that. Thank you.",That's not even $1 per hour.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1141,"The sign out front said this was a no cut art show. I got tired of the masters and the classics. I said, let me see the art of someone that doubts they could get into a regular show.",I don't have arms. You forgot to draw my arms.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1142,What is all the noise out here? We're trying to watch television.,I don't really want to. Why do I have to kiss her for ten seconds?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1143,"Are you having a rough day, buddy?","Wow, that got worse than I thought it would get. Incestuous murder cannibalism.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1144,Wait. Why would you need to use a drill bit with a salad?,Why is he walking sideways like a crab?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1145,"I don't know if you ever heard of it, but this is a big Hollywood movie.",That's right. Our daughter will turn up eventually. She run away all the time.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1146,"If you are not going to finish the fortune cookie, you shouldn't get the fortune.",Devin is talking to the announcement lady. We have to get over there.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1147,I'm looking at the flight board and my flight is gone. It's not even on the board.,"I've got an idea. We threaten them. We tell them either they do everything perfect, in in that case they can go to a land of white  - the Apple Store in the sky. And they can live with Jesus and all of their past dead relatives and be happy forever. And eat whatever they want, piles and piles of treats next to kings. But if they do something wrong, anything wrong, they will automatically go to Limbo.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1148,I'm just going to put the whole cookie in my mouth at once.,"It's all that paint you eat. Oh, I love you so much.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1149,"Rudy, we have to go see the council again.",I know and everyone is furious. You were roasting people left and right.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1150,You weren't wrong about The Streets liking a little laugh before they get some music. We're looking for someone to open up for our next Top 10 charting concert.,I've driven on them.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1151,"Oh, Karlt. Was that your mom?","Well, that's how it worked in the past. She's been a loyal customer for a long time.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1152,"I've been doing Crossfit, and I think you're about the weight of a tire.  So, I think I could catch you when you fall.","Yeah, but I also saw the Matrix movies and the one where Chevy Chase turns into a dog.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1153,"Veronica, do you have quarters?","Oh, I don't know if I'm allowed to do that. My boss isn't here right now.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1154,"Robert, I'm back. I got the bowl paint.","Yes, the lyrics would be about ourselves or specifically about our heads. ",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1155,"Somebody lift me up, so I can see all you.",Earl Yote has a beautiful grin.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1156,"Hey listen, you really helped me a lot, Sandy. Thank you so much, I'm really floundering at this job and you really saved me just now.","Wow, he's never done that before. Wow. Just this morning he could only remember three of them.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1157,"Why are you talking like you work here at Houston's, honey?","Yeah, that would make sense. You put an organ in a jar that has a head cat thing.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1158,Wow. I wish I was that smooth with my date. Wow.,I usually keep seventy five cents for emergencies.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1159,"Sorry, I was just going over - I have your RA's will here. And, so basically, you have to stay in his family's puppet theater tonight and you then you guys get to split the inheritance and the family gets nothing.","It's ironic, isn't it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1160,You think someone would just use me and leave me?,She was a tree spirit. She was hard to resist.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1161,You said that this was the first time we were taking this tour.,"Unfortunately, that's true. We have to lock you up.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1162,"Well, here we are. Sorry, guys, my emphysema's not getting any better.",I like this guy. I wish he'd revealed that during the chef test.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1163,I feel lightheaded. I've lost too much blood.,"There isn't. Do you know much they want for a bathroom in the panic room? I mean, it's like. It's an additional ten thousand dollars.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1164,"I'm basically a latchkey kid. My 13 year old babysitter smokes pot all the time, so I thought I'd go on a soul quest.",I run it every year. It doesn't matter whose name is on it. Everybody looks to me.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1165,What do you guys want? I gotta get back to my office.,"Yeah, he'd call people dog breath 'cause you couldn't curse on TV. He'd make up his own kind of curse words.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1166,"So, as my final task as maid of honor, I want to clarify my understanding. There is no groom for this wedding. You have not found him yet?","I think I have a weird allergy, maybe it's psychosomatic.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1167,It's a beautiful crystal flute. It's sort of like a straw.,"Yeah, that would make me feel better. Can you link arms with me and skip down this hill?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1168,"France is such a, you know, a free place.","Yes, it's like, uh, my mensuration has evaporated into thin air!",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1169,Look at them.  There's five ladies in five different outfits.?,"Okay.  You could come in Crocodear, but I really want to go to Venice.  We talked about it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1170,Here's the news. There's a new mall that's opened down the hall. It's quite a hike away.,"Uh-huh, well I'll tell you what, ma'am. We have the Cuisinart. Here's something you're going to find special about that. It's actually the word cuisine and art side by side.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1171,I thought you'd never ask if I wanted to get dinner at your house.,Right out of the tank and into your arms. Got it.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1172,"Wait, wait. Let's spin the positive. That will help pass time, too.","Yeah, it really took off after that last incident.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1173,"You like concerts in general, but mainly Phish concerts, right?",And I was hoping there'd be chicken and fish.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1174,The most recent movie we have is from 1998.,We don't have that anymore. Someone did not bring it back.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1175,"I feel as if I've been shamed by a ghost.  Ms. Merman said that, uh, if you really are a real actress, you will fight for the role!","This is sick, and you know?  I need a cheeseburger.  I'll be back.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1176,I just love that you're so tough. And now I want to make you my maid of honor.,"If it's all melty I shouldn't have to pay for it, right?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1177,"Sir, are you suggesting you're doing me a favor? That you're doing me a favor by going into the football game without me paying you?","Well let's look at the label. It says ""use once daily.""",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1178,"There shouldn't be snot leaving your nose at this point. You're not sick, it seems.",I'm very strong and good at pallbearer-ing.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1179,"Hey guys, I got all the stuff from your rider - the contact rider - here in the box here. So I'll just it out an you can identify it as you go.",Not good. I don't want to go out there. I can't sing. My voice is too low.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1180,"Sir, sir, we found another one of those oat thieves. Strung 'em right up in the town square.","Oh, my god. I so don't get scoffing. Everybody, they're like ""Pete, you never get it when I'm scoffing.""",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1181,I just want to get a lot of present for everyone and this place looks just right.,"And I support you, which is why we love each other so much.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1182,You hit that D hard on the cod. I sense some acting training.,"Oh I'm sorry, I'm home with the kids. When you explode your vagina giving birth to things - thousands of babies, by the way - then you can complain.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1183,What kind of puzzle were you working on Councilman Jaspers?,"Well, I'll go buy some bags and I'll make a nice outfit out of it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1184,I've been in the aquarium since two days ago.,"Yeah, they're not supposed to be in the water.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1185,"Hey, uh, anytime you want to start moving here.","No, me too. We've got so much in common.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1186,The elevator is stuck. Oh my god.,"The food is old. If anything is old, I don't do it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1187,Maybe we should just invite her and her little bean-eating friend inside to watch Jeopardy with us.,"Yeah, the last guy, he just looked like he was holding it. That's why he got fired.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1188,"Mary Sue is a 25 year old, who does not like Millenials.","Sorry, Kelly Sue. Kelly Sue is the star of the show. Everyone knows her.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1189,"Marshan, this play is terrible. Next time we come to New York, we gotta really make it worth it. It's gotta be a good play.",This is Broadway. We use scissors.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1190,"I'm willing to accept the verbal abuse, but I still can buy train tickets here, right?","Yes, it's all knives. Everything we make is cut with these knives and served with these knives and you use them to eat.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1191,"Hey, girls. I heard you talking through the door and that guy on the wall is going to be at the party tonight. He's a line cook.","Hutchinson, there's no chart. How are we supposed to know who's supposed to do the side work?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1192,This is the soundtrack to Pinocchio.,I'm sorry. I'm just thinking of something. I have to go lay down. I've got one of my headaches.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1193,I can't marry you. I'm already married to Marco.,It was genius. It's making me hungry thinking about it.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1194,Patrons will sit in a barber's chair to eat.,"Oh, tank you. I'm just doing a phantom thing. There's nothing wrong with my face. It helps people know who I am.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1195,"Thank you very much.  Oh, I'm sorry, but is this proper milk?  Or is it Lactaid?  Because I have a problem with my digestive system.?",You're right.  Why should I change when the world try to accommodate my mistakes?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1196,"Well, just hop in and we'll just drive around. I'm sure that will speed it up.",I was just standing between those cars. I was just wondering if you guys have seen a blue Prius? I've been wandering around this garage for a while.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1197,"Hey, honey, remember our first date at the state fair? With that really hot chick and her stupid boyfriend who wouldn't let me get in there.","I had a feeling you were this kind of girl, all like ""hey, only date me."" But just playing a game.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1198,You guys have not been eating real food.,I'm a woman.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1199,"Hey, I didn't want to go to this dumb camp. But now I'm intrigued.","Yeah, I worked that concert. Yep, I kept people safe. You're welcome.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1200,"Mr. Brown, you took these kids to a bird sanctuary that didn't have any birds in it.","I guess that's true. Here you go, Laurent. I'm sure I won't be that cold without it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1201,Cynthia is the boss around here. She drinks bone broth all day and runs the Grand Ole Opry like a Swiss Watch.,"Yes, that was beautiful. It was so heartfelt.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1202,I'm fresh out of Molly. Do you want any shrooms?,"OK. I knew it was coming, but it's still a shock to hear you talk about disposing of it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1203,"Alright, first day of class. This is Tina's acting class. Treneace, I want you to do a scene that you feel inspired by.",That is a white person plan.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1204,"I said a full rosary, looked out the window for awhile and I had a cup of coffee. What did you do?","OK. Listen, I got hired because my mom and dad wrote the script. I know nothing about hockey.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1205,"Well, just so we're clear, I was scoffing at you because my wife is devoted to me.","Yeah, why don't you do that? I think I'm going to apply for a new job.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1206,I feel like you just cut in front of us in the line.,It's probably from an animal.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1207,"Keep going, Sassafras.","Hi, old timer. Thanks for stopping for me.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1208,All of the LaCroixs have a birthmark right at the back of their tongue.,This woman is undermining the very reality that our existence is based on.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1209,"Well, how do you feel about ""Ally's Adventures Through the Looking Mirror?"" It's filled with wonderful, wonderful bedtime stories.",Probably marriage. I'm betting marriage.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1210,"Hello, are you from Melbourne?",We can give them their bitterness early. We can give them an injection.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1211,The baby man isn't a mythical creature. He's just an unemployed guy.,"Yeah, we're basically cartographers.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1212,Do you have your handcuffs? We'll need them if we're going to turn this guy in.,"That's a kick. Or a knee, really.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1213,I had fun officiating your wedding.,You ruined it. People were so sad.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1214,What are you doing in here? You've just been standing still in the same spot.,Well the last time I talked to my dad was probably ten years ago.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1215,The secret ingredient in the doughnuts is rocket fuel.,"I think there's an easy explanation, which is: if you work on a cow farm, you probably don't eat beef. Crimpcrumper Doughnuts is the number one employer of people in this town and you just don't want to take your work home with you.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1216,"You can't wait to be Pink Panther? What, are you going to move up from the security locker to being a character at the park?","Celeste, I won't let you down. This is a big deal to me, I think you know.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1217,I'm only six. I was born with you dying.,"So you're shaking things up in the bedroom, figuratively, but you're literally shaking up a salad in the kitchen.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1218,You seem tense. Let me give you a massage.,"I almost voted for me, too, but couldn't find my way to the ballot box.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1219,"My Mom didn't give me permission to get shot, so I don't know if I can.",You know that I have lack jaw. I have lack of a jaw.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1220,I'm still not sure what this little thing is attached to my wrist.,"Oh, my God! He looks terrific. Where'd he get that top hat?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1221,A big problem is that no one has photos to develop. They're not using film cameras anymore.,I think so. I stepped on one of them.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1222,So that's one of the other places you can break into if you need a place to stay. You just have to keep it down a little bit when you're in the house.,"All of this food talk is making me so hungry, dad.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1223,We can't afford a Budino.,"Oh, I don't know about that. I mean, I want to be more assertive, but I think I would be intense to have them in here in my home.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1224,"Well, Marianne. I guess our job is done here.",The voice command of the x-ray machine seems to be working. It's scanning.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1225,"We should take the name from a magical creature, like one that's know for not wanting to give stuff away. ","If you say so, Your majesty. Of course you may give anyone you want a special.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1226,"Oh, look. It's a whole book of checks.","Oh, it's a terrible story when that 80's radio got murdered here at the bell house.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1227,Why wouldn't they want to hang out with us? We have Netflix.,"Oh, well, it was around the house and I meant to drop it off somewhere but it was in my car.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1228,"OK, I'm supposed to be selling this meat to customers. But you want to take it all?",You did? You didn't say it.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1229,You changed a lot on the first day of camp.,"I don't know, I drank this sauce and something overcame me and I came straight out to the woods. I just ran.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1230,I will only do this show on one condition. We gotta move the show to Ghanna.,"OK. Well, commercial break is over in 30 seconds. So, we gotta get back out there for hour 2 of the broadcast.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1231,Why you so worried about what the chicken think about you??,I also have a can of hair spray.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1232,"Oh, so we are supposed to be stealing from them? We've just been hitting them.","I think we should let her go in. Before my husband was - you know - hit with the bone, he came up with this brilliant idea that we should invest in an x-ray machine. And I feel like it was expensive. So I feel like the more people that use it, the less stress I'd feel about it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1233,We both have French names.  That's got to be meaningful in some way!,"Desiree, that's a wonderful thing to wish for, and it's not my job as a service provider and technician to tell you how to use your wishes, but if I were you, I would think really hard.  Do I want to give the last wish I had, knowing that I already burned two without even thinking about it, on a stranger?  Now, I'm not saying you're right or wrong.  I'm just saying, think about it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1234,I see what you're saying.  Our company needs to move these frisbees out of the factory and into the hands of consumers.,"A little bit.  That and I'm standing on the edge of a building, about to jump off and feeling myself plummet to the Earth.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1235,"Hey, Dracula.  You killed my whole family.","Maybe just point at him and be like ""Let's go!""",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1236,Look at that girl up there. I think she's going to come in. She's really pretty.,"Yeah, uh, just kinda standing here by the side of the road. The last thing I remember I was in a mall. I was yelling at my wife and daughter because I'm a father and a husband.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1237,"Jimmy, are you calling yourself Dillon on the phone again?","Well, I'm a snake. I have very small eyes, so it's hard. You kind of have like a blackberry of eyes. It's hard to look at all of them, you know, there's a lot.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1238,"The fortune is not for me, it's for us to share, as both of us have ingested halves of the fortune cookie. I rest my case.",I'm sorry gentlemen. This has to go in front of the fortune cookie commission.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1239,Welcome to station A-13. How may I help you?,"Oh, shoot. You're right. I tend to get that mixed up with reality.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1240,"This is my dream. I've always wanted to be a factory worker, and now I'm doing it. If we move all the boxes today what's my tomorrow?","Jeez, it's really fogging up in there.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1241,"Millionaire, is that a life sized statue of Suzanne Somers?",I worry that this might kill him and I know he's your little friend.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1242,"Oh, you work for the CIA? I've never known anyone that works for the CIA.","When visitors come here and complain about the heat, we have to make them feel like they're being a great big baby.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1243,You knew exactly what I was going to ask you.,"You've got to love what you do or else why bother going on with life?  You all right, pal?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1244,I've been trying to look away but I can't.,Is that why you're wearing my granny's emeralds?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1245,I gotta say I was not aware that there were more than the four of us on the base. This is in fact news to me.,"This isn't about what I listen to to. What might our guests enjoy listening to. We've listened to everything, sure, but they haven't. What do they have over on base one? I don't know what they listen to there.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1246,"Dirt God, you did it. You got the lady down here.","But, the wind is blowing my own dirt in my eyes. I can't see.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1247,"Wait a minute Gayle, you said the dummies could come back to life if they get wet?",He sounds like a cool kid. I know that might not sound great coming from me.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1248,You ladies look like you've been  through heck and so do you sir.,I think it's something to do with circulation.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1249,Joyce the vegetarian! I haven't seen you since 8th grade.,"I don't know. Something sexy. I mean, old episodes or Jersey Shore. I mean, I just like to have fun.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1250,I'm so embarrassed that Tim Gunn is in my house and my balls are out.,What if it the kid has made mold of vomit and then someone vomits upon it because they see it and it's gross?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1251,I was Pat and now I am Antonio.,"Not any of the Rolling Stones. I think it's signed by Barney Frank. There's gotta be somebody that that hits some buttons for. They're willing to pay top dollar. OK, let's go out and talk to this kid.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1252,"Paul got his jacket just for the show, I can tell.",I have only learned how to slightly sword swallow. This will be an interesting show.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1253,"Matt, everybody sings along at the Phish show.","Yeah, it's Manny's turn to give testimony.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1254,"I still love you, but in a different way now.",Every time I drink alcohol. Do you remember how awkward puberty was?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1255,"Kurt, you're 7 feet tall and your life is your own now.",They're just blue color scum.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1256,"So, we were here and there were these dogs here and we think they are a coyote and a wolf. We don't think that's safe. We are willing to answer any questions. We have all day to just answer questions.",Let's report it to 411 and see what happens.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1257,"I just saw you guys recognize each other and see each other, you mean that was all for show? You've been having an affair all this time?","Well, the wifely code, I think, says to not let your husband die.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1258,"Oh, Thomas. I wanted to marry for love.",Why? We were just showing our new series to this sweet little kid.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1259,You're very rude. I'm your father. I'm gonna send you to an all girls military school.,"Yes, I did, I did. I had a lot on my mind, what with my job and all.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1260,"When I think of you, I have to cover my face because I'm in love with you, line dweller.",OK. I'll please Mary Sue. I'll tell her that she looks very developed.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1261,"We're completely out of the LaCroix familly water. Within a day, this business will be no longer.",And you're all welcome to Sbarro afterwards.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1262,You're right. I'm going to hit her the next time I see her.,"Oh, my back foot is really trying.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1263,There's another mysterious ingredient I cannot place.,"Don't worry, Yourpantsflat, because I have another idea.  Even better!  And Goofy, you could just put that Gatorade right where the sun is not shining!",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1264,I distinctly remember we used to live in a house. We had a TV.,You could be made of tracks.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1265,"I mean, what, we're just here forever? This weird empty space?","Chuck, I feel like you're putting a lot on this trip.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1266,Let me whip you up something.,"Well, I'm sorry, I thought he was a grown adult but clearly he's just a robust little boy.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1267,"When I woke up, I meditated and I did my affirmations. I didn't watch TV.",I block it. I put my hands up and my knees down. I stand in the middle between whatever comes my way and whatever is behind me.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1268,"You know what? We'll wrap you in these towels and you'll look like a burrito, sir.","I'm a huge fan, all of us are. Everybody in the world loves Nickelback.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1269,"Your name is Candy, really?",That's just what the whole marriage has been. It's exhausting.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1270,"And, the valedictorian of this class, who is headed to work at the plant: Chuck ZZTop.","Students, students. I am honored and blessed and honored to be here talking to you all today.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1271,I'm not an alien-ghost. I'm a Blockbuster clerk.,"But I have no choice, so that's not really nice.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1272,"Well then, where's Maybelline?",No. They're ghosts of a former person. This was taught to me by my great grumpy gramp.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1273,You put him in the will after just one Zima?,"Yeah, just like a narrator that gives no details whatsoever.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1274,"Hey, did they change the bathroom code or what? I gotta take one.","Uh-huh. I'm doing a full McConaughey for her. Lost weight, bleached my hair. I'm walking now.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1275,"Darling, he's made it clear his pride prevents him from skipping the line.","They're made of corn cobs, they're an American tradition of poor people playing with dried food.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1276,"The road from Lima is a bumpy one. Sometimes, the mask gets in the way of my driving skills.","Let me just - just, devil's advocate. If you are a human, how do we explain that to people after smoking your human body?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1277,He had a bone injury recently. He was struck by a bone.,It's because it's been a wild and crazy day. My husband and I were just running through the forest earlier today and something really scary came up behind us. We just need help. We want to get out of here.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1278,It's true. Did you know the appendix is only as big as your pinky and it can do all that kind of damage to you inside?,"A diorama. I haven't bought a pair of shoes for myself since you boys were born, so I suppose I have to make a shoe box, too.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1279,Your hands are extremely clammy.  It's disgusting.,"Oh, yeah.  Existence and what is the meaning of life.  We could die anytime, you know?  We could get fatally stabbed in the stomach tomorrow.  So, you know, why not love what you do?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1280,Captain Crunch gets soggy real fast.,"Well, I guess we'll need to have a meting with her later.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1281,This seems to me like the only way for you and me to get away from Jeff over here.,"Well, why don't you make like a tree and leave?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1282,I read one of those in my book of lists. 10 mind blowing things to say.,"But, she couldn't say I'm beautiful?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1283,Are you being honest about the shoe business? Because that goes a long way.,"Well, I mean, I'd like to think so. I do have a commercial out there.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1284,This Excalibur 2000 is one great machine.,"Oh, you're the guy who sells the Land Rovers.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1285,"Look, these blocks have symbols on them. These blocks are plain.",What why didn't the alarm go off we just had them checked by the company.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1286,"Derek, what happened to us? This week with Fred being gone, I felt a little sparkle between the two of us.","That sounds like a great idea. Thank you, Fred. You've warmed our hearts.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1287,"I also have a mean dad, too, that's what I'm trying to say.","Look at that fancy bike horn you have, Mama Slider.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1288,"There seems to be something stuck in there, but we haven't lit the fire in a year.",You know who else has a cat? That weird lady that we tried to hit with a bone.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1289,That's racism though. Giraffe lives matter.,"Right, if it's not a murder someone's calling us about, I just hang up on people. ",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1290,Who smokes anymore?,It's confusing because you both have the Rachel haircut.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1291,Hi son. I just wanted to check in on you and see how you're doing.,"Oh, man. That's disappointing. We really like murdering people.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1292,Why mama? What good will reading ever do me?,Yeah and we do need one more person on the board.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1293,"This is interesting. This play's taking a turn. It's no Noises Off, but they're breaking character - breaking the fourth wall - though they're not really addressing us.","Well, I am. I'm also President of Rome and I run this place. We've got to make sure that Rome is free for all.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1294,"Please, someone just move these trunks off of me.",From a restaurant. This restaurant.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1295,I told you. I wash my dishes.,"It's his favorite part, unfortunately. He makes a deal of it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1296,"Well, it must have been a plan to infiltrate the ship to get a sense of the layout.?",What the fuck are you talking about?  Weird things I don't understand.  We're under attack by these five crazy ladies with superpowers.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1297,Did you want to join the coin tossing league?,"No, you sure didn't. Good call, boss.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1298,He's one of those foreign cheeky guys.,"Wait, so I am drugs? That doesn't even makes sense. This box sucks.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1299,Bad news for you. A boulder is going to crash into you.,Do you want us to get some stones? Or cement? You can use it to weigh you down. Then we can leave and live in peace.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1300,Sometimes my mother is sad though.,"Oh, OK. That sounds bad and dangerous, but I'm up for it. I want to be hardened.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1301,"I didn't mean to cut you off, I just want a place to hang my giant rat fur coat.","I am in charge, I am a babysitter, you do as I say or else you are in trouble.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1302,The Mayor has been working really hard.,"I guess I am, for all intents and purposes. There's a turtle sale right now. I don't have time to talk about this.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1303,"Honey, I don't want to fight you. And I don't want to fight your past.",He might be here in the water.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1304,We gotta stop this cocaine fish.,"Alright, well what I've got here is a whisk broom. It's a traditional English broom. You know, dirt floor, that kinda thing. This is a horse mane broom. This one's made of willow thatch. These'll all three do the same thing in different ways.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1305,Hello Viarda.,I cannot wait to stop acting.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1306,I specifically said I wanted the Keebler striped chocolate cookies. You bought the generic store brand.,"It's the doctor on the phone. It ain't no damn secretary, woman!",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1307,Can I help you pick out a pair of glasses?,"That's rough, you didn't remarry in the morning?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1308,I'm sorry that we had to break up. It's crazy that we got married at Coachellas seven years ago. I think that the divorce is right.,"I know, 365 was just full of hot moms. What were we thinking about going there for love?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1309,"Hey, Murnice, let me hold you. Do you love me or do you love my freckles?",I have a purse full of pork cracklins.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1310,"Wow, you are old. I would have never guessed.","You know, I also think she was stealing from us. It's so hard to find good help.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1311,"Todd, I think Helen might be lying to us about this cousin.","No, heavens no. I use dry shampoo all over my body.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1312,"Father, the only thing I can think of for you to make amends to me, truly, is for you to sing me a song about the rules of chess.",He was. He lobbied for it. He showed up on Donahue dressed as Seaman Bomo.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1313,Why didn't you buy me a blimp ticket when you bought yourself one?,But if you kill him then you are also a murderer you are in a quandry.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1314,Do you ship? We live in Connecticut. It's one of the fifty states.,"Dean, you'll have to wait. Your brother will have to go first, because you're going in size order.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1315,You seem very angry.,"OK, so, you've gotten us trapped in a belly of a whale, but I'm upsetting our daughter?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1316,It's sort of a continental snack that's between lunch and dinner time.,"If you win, you will get the keys to my coffee plantation.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1317,I just picked up some string cheese last night.,"I don't know, I'm a child.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1318,"Look, what do you want to do? Lay down your life for this bank? Who cares about the bank? They have insurance for theft.","Of course you think it's a mistake, just like me. You get rid of everything you think is a mistake, if it's not perfect. I'm sorry I wasn't stitched together right, dad. You just wait, my name is going to be famous one day.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1319,"Well, Hillary, I tried my best. I'm sorry I didn't have enough personality or abs to come in even in second place.","Exactly, that's why he covered himself with barbecue sauce too.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1320,"Yeah, but he doesn't need to come back. You should stay. Look at how the kids respond to you.","Oh, I would never, honey. I mean, I know we're married, but still. Some things have got to remain a mystery.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1321,Should the three of us hold hands as we ascend to a higher plane and then probably descend through Hell's true fire?,"Well, okay.  I mean, you're the boss, Applesauce.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1322,This molly is just kicking in real hard.,"Yeah, I did it. Glenda deserved it. I'd do it again if I had to.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1323,"I understand Brandon was taking care of you folks, but he's a little indisposed right now.",Much like Hitler in South America.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1324,"I said I was going to be nicer this year, but flirt less.",We got a good thing going here. We don't have to pay taxes or fight in wars. We don't have to worry about clothes because we wear the same stuff all the time.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1325,We all came in here and lost the ticket to our cars. He's never let us leave. We invented Wikipedia because we were fucking bored.,"It's like Jenny from the block, but I'm Shelly from the bible.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1326,Do you have any important gigs coming up that will interfere with our plan to make this look like a real live gym?,Thank you. It is. I should be a cat burgler.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1327,"If you don't mind, I'm going to need to open your jaws really wide and stick my head in there to see your teeth.","Yes, that's not the name us dentists came up with, but it's unfortunately the name that society gave it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1328,I wanted to talk to you about something. I brought a contact today. I need to sign a new talent immediately.,I didn't even think about it. I have so many experiences on any given day. I ride the bus a lot.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1329,And we'll be the three concubines for Janet. The consorts.,My name is President Eminence.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1330,"Garold, son, did you get some sleep tonight? Wait, why are your fists so bloody all the time.","Any Orzaball will do, but this one's very close and somewhat good looking.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1331,"Just say it, man, get on board. It's a real boy's club.",I'm smoking a cigarette on stilts.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1332,"Hey, Jeanette, what are you going to throw into the town fire tonight? I can't decide.",You started your day with TV? What a waste of time.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1333,We have thousands of campers and I need you to step away from the tree.,"Well, they just don't pray in that show. I've never seen them pray.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1334,"Let me just grab my purse and uh, just gonna scoot out, but thank you.","Oh, wow, I'm doing it. Bye!",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1335,The fudge is not going to be worth it. We'll have to a pay a hundred bucks.,"That's not the way in Maine. In Maine, we just don't ask. We've never asked each other a question, have we? Until now.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1336,"Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili.",I actually need you to go home and flush your toilet because it's fucking disgusting.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1337,"Congratulations, it's a boy.","Well, Rita, I'll be honest. Cards on the table time. I did expect to just be here by myself, and now I'm with three strangers and uh, this was supposed to be a retreat from panic and I feel I'm panicking a little.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1338,"God, I wish mom was here.","Thank you. I'll meet you later. I don't want to talk about it in front of everybody right here, please.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1339,"I would love it if in the midst of being scared or scaring others, you just start making love to each other.",I don't mind. I get it a lot. It's kind of what fuels me.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1340,I'm the only sober person here besides the evil monster hunter Jessica Jacobson.,"The one without alcohol. You don't understand, I change when I have alcohol.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1341,I didn't feel like we were making a deal. I was just trying to strengthen our friendship.,"Right, the fact that we're even in a line is amazing.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1342,Are you holding the fortune from the fortune cookie we gave you Devin?,"Yes, if you yell it at me to my face, right now. I'm gonna get real close to you.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1343,Oh really? Now that looks like - if I may - it looks like a page of a journal that got torn out of a journal.,I'm tell you I use my body in two different ways.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1344,"Carol, this is absurd. You've brought so many clothes I can't carry them all, help me.","It's only been five minutes, give her a little bit of time.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1345,Okay. I'm breaking the car door glass.,"Oh, it's beautiful. To see it in person is wonderful. But is it smaller than you thought it would be?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1346,Why are you clacking away on your typewriter?,"Papa, you're the pastor.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1347,I'm not going to lie. This is not the first potential date I've had that killed himself.,Like the original Little Mermaid in Hans Christian Andersen's takes. They say every step felt like walking on scissors.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1348,"When I get my car, I would need a lot more headroom. Maybe it would be a convertible. I haven't really thought this through.","Yeah, you're dumb. You can't type and you don't even know what a spreadsheet is, stupid.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1349,"Yeah, well, the shit's the manure and that's the fertilizer that makes them grow. I need to see the lush greenness of England.","In my background, we did a lot of improv games. Perhaps we can do a little bit of pass the clap.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1350,I have some vodka and a match. Is that going to work for pyrotechnics?,"Listen, that might not be a problem. Because since you found the stick, it's your quinceañera.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1351,Your Mr. Fortell! Your suit is impeccable.,"It's still a water park, only they lower you into a well. You can splash around in there.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1352,"Well, let me just rip off one of these plastic tubes we use to shove the mail up the vacuum system and we got our own little crack pipe.","I'm very cheeky, literally. Look at my butt.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1353,"I never said you were an idiot, Catalina. you're very aggressive today.","Your lack of confidence is scaring me, Alicia. All right?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1354,"Toaster Strudel, where's my rat?","Walking around in someone's shoes, what a romantic sentiment. Very intimate.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1355,"Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears.","Sorry, my arms are heavy from these bags of blocks.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1356,"Rudy, can you just give us a few more minutes?",I really am. It's the acoustics in here.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1357,"Well, when we died, we were on our way to pick up another couple and go on another double date.",It must be nice to have a place where you can just be messy and do whatever to your towels.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1358,"Mom, won't you stay here for some child/adult interplay, perhaps with an educational perhaps with an educational toy.","I know, but it gets complicated with paperwork.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1359,"The fridge by the tower is a long way to go, just to have cheez its.","You know, in France before bad news, we always have some cheese.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1360,"I'm just happy to work here, Mr. Timmons.","So I could fly away from here and find my parents in Alaska? OK Bob, you got a deal.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1361,"You guys, take a look at the script. I think you'll agree there's great parts for all of you in this.","Hello my friend, Robot Pinkerton.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1362,I am writing to you from the estate of Bram Stoker to say instantly cease and desist with your dinner theater.,"Yes, did I go in or out on the last sentence?  I never go back in.  I seem to just be going out.  Nothing is coming back in.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1363,"We have a collection of hinges that range from small and workable to massive. It's more hinge than door, how's that?","Oh, Landsakes, I can't believe it's finally happening to me.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1364,"I want to be the best painter, ever.",Hey you want a little peep behind the art curtain? Peep poo. Look at my knuckle.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1365,"All I know is how to take regular food, take all the moisture out of it, put into an aluminum package, and then serve it to people.",And there's so many colors. It's so confusing.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1366,What are you typing right now?,"Yes, so much bitterness.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1367,"No, last time I made a large sum of money I threw it all into a mall fountain.",I grew up working in a massage parlor.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1368,"Girls, come forward into my judging chambers.","Well, tell me what you want, what you really really want.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1369,I know what to do about the time paradox.,"You have moved to number two as the worst person on earth right now, behind Adam.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1370,The God damn Savannah train leaves at 10:00 am.,"Yeah, that's why we usually have the whole stranger game thing because nothing usually happens to us. We have to pay people  to walk up to us and hang out with us.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1371,Hey guys. I couldn't help but notice that you guys kind of turned away and you were just kind of talking amongst yourselves.,Are you going to look at it? That might be the ringer. It might be notifying you that you're getting an incoming call.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1372,"I grew my pubes out super long, and then tied it to my stubble on my chin.",Please say we can drink. Please say we can drink.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1373,So you're a Canadian music fan who's here in Los Angeles to see Rush?,"In Toronto, this is sort of a marginal complaint. These are all big properties, OK? You've all got beautiful mansions.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1374,"Welcome to the plane, Clinton. We've been waiting for you.Take a seat.",I'd love it. Do they have the sodoku game inside?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1375,I have an R-BnB that I've rented.,What else is different from the world that you're hiding from us? We only get news from you.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1376,"If we change the rules to this parking garage, then we can get out and there will be no ramifications.","Yeah, and no one was working, so I took over the garage.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1377,"General, I have bad news. Operation versatile is poltergeisting in on itself.","Yes, sir. I'm just hanging out with my students and talking about Nintendo 64.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1378,"Here, give him some disgusting dog food to eat. Dogs love it.","I do need a friend, but I don't know if I want it to be you. You're chewing on a table.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1379,Did you get to hell by choking on a gobstopper or something?,"What? Hey, now I'm the character of the bus boy, who doesn't work here, but is just the MC.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1380,Guess I'll put on my backpack.,I like it.  It's almost like Evil Kineeval.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1381,"So there was just a Kay working at Kay Jewelers who got fired for not being able to read, and that Kay is now working next door selling pianos.","Oh, well, welcome to Cold Stone.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1382,Our cousin's name is Radio Disney. It was named after him.,"Earl, you tell those damn boys at the club that I said to bite me.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1383,"Mr. Kissinger, were you hiding under the President's desk?","Well, yes. The poster is from when we met. You came later. The poster has sweet memories for us.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1384,How much does it cost to take a picture with the ladies?,I thought I'd come here to dry out because I'm a toadstool and an alcoholic.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1385,"Jim, lets not point those fingers because there's three pointing back at you and then a thumb going sideways to the Chinese restaurant next door.","Do I want to review the budget, or do I have to review the budget? You are the president of the city counsel and I am merely the treasurer.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1386,It sounds like finding these parrots is the only way to redeem yourself for these kids.,"Have you ever seen that Ripley's Believe It or Not, where the woman  has the ability to pop her eyes out of her skull? Your eyes look like hers.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1387,"Have you ever been curious what it would be like to see all of your father's various contraptions in and around the environs of Savannah, Georgia, from outer space?",But it's referring to you as its father.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1388,"I think I penetrated you on accident, Bernice.",I didn't want to confuse the creative process.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1389,"Who chose Mr. Blackwater to come in here with the big ideas, huh?  Everybody's going to die in St. Peter's Square??","Okay, but, uh, you know this is the third honey Mario and Luigi have worked for you on.  You have had a lot of wives.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1390,"What are they doing in that spacecraft/watercraft/aircraft, other fish friend?","Don't worry, I can keep sperm down real easy.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1391,I didn't even know there was a bathroom in the panic room.,"Yeah, I did notice that. But I wasn't going to say nothing because I've been criticized for having thoughts in the past.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1392,"They did stand in front of the water fountain for an entire business day, saying they thought the water fountain was going to turn into a spider monkey.",I have astigmatism. They'll always look different to me.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1393,"I would like a water sample. They're free, right?","I think you missed your flight time. Time passes a little more quickly here in Maine than it does anywhere else, even though it seems to pass very slowly.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1394,Are they getting in line in front of us too? That's not fair.,We have a sitter. The kids are at another house so we can watch a movie at home in peace.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1395,"Denise, I didn't think I'd find love at Coachella, but here it is.",That sounds sexy and it will definitely sell pens.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1396,Aren't you a chimney sweep? You should be the one going down the chimney.,Then you'll take us back to see our parents?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1397,You can stand there and tell me about your lake or you can help Toaster Strudel and I find our singing rat.,"Hold on a second, Rick. I get that you're nervous about talking to me. Hey, I'm a little nervous too. How about this? Instead of us putting on each other's clothes, why don't we take all of our clothes off and leave them there, and then do sex together.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1398,"All right, well, can my daughter and I at least have some privacy while we do this odious business?","I keep forgetting you can hear English, as well as speak it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1399,Is everyone comfortable with being murdered?,"Oh, let me guess. Is it free churro day? That's my favorite day of the month.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1400,"Well, I barely heard you walk in here, so it must be working.",That's pretty deep. I'm going to remember that you said that.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1401,"You people, we are from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and you are all guilty of making weird doughnuts that do weird things to people.",I can't wait to throw a drink in your face at the reunion show.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1402,"Next up, Amos. It's your turn to sing.","Lisa, what do you not understand about ""I'm going to be hungover for the school year?""",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1403,"Speaking of being dark, I've murdered your father.","Oh, probably the one where jazz covers of your favorite pop songs play all the time.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1404,"I just wanted to please in that moment so I just wrote yes, that I was OK with confrontation.",I didn't rent Amile.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1405,This is a nice blow dryer. My hair dried in like two minutes.,It poltergeisted though.There were weird voices happening.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1406,"Mr. Crock, what do we call the thing we put the apple pie in?",They are very good and efficient at paperwork.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1407,He's got a pretty weird body type for a marathon runner.,"Yeah, I heard the principal's under investigation.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1408,"Those concert tickets were a gift, right?",It's my birthday.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1409,"Oh Captain, my Captain, everyone was wrong about you. We all became who we were meant to be.",I used to think all the time that it was bad that I was different. Now I think that maybe it's cool that I'm different. I'm my own person.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1410,"Well, I did. No one's above the law. And you, saying I just can't shoot people. You know I'm a police person, right? It's kind of our thing.","Well, look who's walked into my shop. A man that I clearly don't know despite the fact that he's held a vendetta against me for years, despite the fact that he did throw me in jail and I served my time. But he's been digging deeper to find something else on me wherein there is not.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1411,Everyone backup. I'm about to do a push kick and then a back move and a dance.,"Doctor, you've had 6 different kind of meats just today.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1412,"Full Sail is in Orlando, Florida.",That's what I thought it was supposed to have been. Better Call Saul is a scary show. It's too real.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1413,I put the label ghost cookies on the bowl because I wanted people to read it.,"Yeah, they are ghost cookies. So, obviously they are just left over from Halloween.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1414,"He one hundred percent was looking for me because I said something to him years ago in a foreign language that was not part of his native tongue. He took umbrage and has wanted to devour me, literally, ever since.","The three Teslas are, of course, my Tesla, Gary's Tesla, and Pamela's. We just gave her hers for her sweet 16.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1415,"OK, the thing for me is - part of him knows that it's wrong. If he's able to say, if the character he is creating is able to tell him that it's a figment of his imagination...",That didn't take long.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1416,"Why don't you put some kind of barrier or something that lets people know that they can't play here because the hole, from here it looks like it's fine.",She only brings her business body to work. Her personal body stays at home.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1417,I thought my stew looked like yarn.,And we were arrested by the disco police. Aren't we entitled to a gram of cocaine?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1418,I think it's going to piss off the line cooks if we make them cook the meal at their party.,"You know what, Felicity? I think I just got done.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1419,I've just been following you guys in Celica.,Also you're outvoted anyway and you're a phone.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1420,I look smooth as Summer Chintz China.,"Yes, I went to middle school with Wrinkle Pants and then there was an experimental period in our marriage where he was quite integral.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1421,"I think because of your diminutive stature and your very polite Canada manner, people think you're a woman.","Number one, I don't like your tone. Number two, I don't think you had to say that at all.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1422,I guess I transported a lot and didn't realize it. My brain is kind of shook up.,"It's percussive. Hell, yeah. That will make a slapping sound. I'll get my cousin to sample it and we'll lay it down on a track. It will be the craw daddy track.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1423,"Roger, let's just cut to the chase. What's your big announcement?","I am your humble servant, sir. I meant it in an old fashion way.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1424,It looks like someone without a grasp of English drew the map.,That's like a murse without the strap.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1425,"Alright, let's kill him. We got her on tape selling doughtnuts.","Wow, your stories are excellent. Like the bible.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1426,You didn't have to tell us that he died. You could have just taken over for him or sent someone else.,"I swear, it ain't a prank. I need your help. He killed my brother.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1427,My inhaler is beautiful.,We're gonna have barbecue Fritos for life. I'm going to make you a bed out of barbecue Fritos.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1428,I'm trying to test your reflexes but your leg doesn't seem to be moving.,"Hopper, you just hopped into bed, metaphorically, with us.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1429,We also did the first open heart surgery and the stop light sign.,I have some theories.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1430,"Mr. Mouse, put down that lighter and aerosol can right now. I've got a taser.","We will, we will. Please, lower your guns. We come in peace.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1431,"Rodney, how close of a cousin are you to Rosie O'Donnell?","Yes you are, Sam Houston. You're going to join us in the Gulf of Mexico.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1432,"Kurt, you'll definitely be the tallest 12 year old and you'll be the youngest NBA player.",Stay there. You show them what you're made of. You're Doris God dammit.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1433,"Carol, help me.","We want one soup, four spoons.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1434,"Monique has beautiful hair, doesn't she?","OK. I would love some coffee. I think my friend needs a nap and maybe a bottle of water. Right now, a tear is coming out of her eye, but it's mostly bile.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1435,That sounds terrible. Being sued is never fun.,79 cents.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1436,These are my drawings. I put them up my leg.,"Well, it's everything I thought it would be, but there's something else. It's lonely sometimes.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1437,"Mr. LaCroix, these pants are specially made to keep your cheese moist.","Well, honestly, when you hug someone,it's very difficult to look at them because your head is over the shoulder and you're looking at, like, what's behind them.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1438,"Bob, can you give me those wings I have in the corner just leaning up there?",Cash.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1439,"Here ma'am, have a sip out of my flask. This is ""kid juice.""","Well, I heard that it was gonna be discontinued, so I bought a bunch. I went to one of those weird soda stores that sell all kinds of sodas.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1440,"Doris, what's this flyer, Britania Fortiskew?","Stop watching Sesamee Street. Jesus, I gotta get cigarettes.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1441,Were you born in a hospital that took gift certificates?,"Oh, sweety, you'll get laughter from me even if it's fake.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1442,I'm going to hold you two for murder.  I've got a couple of dead hobo drifters right here on the sidewalk.,"I know.  I think that played more on people's fear of being impolite, but Megan, can I tell you what I've about making people like you?  You've got to do it.  You've got to do it, no matter what the cost. ",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1443,Which one is Halle Berry??,I told you to get it waterproofed before go on a yacht in the super Mediterranean.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1444,That's a - do you see what I see??,It was only a few minutes ago. Fifty-five to fifty-nine I think I said.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1445,He's taken a Target couch cover and turned it into his princely robes.,"You know what?  In another life, Quadge, maybe we could have been friends with each other.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1446,"Well, the truth is. No one really wants to hear from an overweight, fat Aid Man.","Certainly, if we're going to allow you to remain alive and not incarcerated after you murdered 100 people.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1447,"I'm Spelunk, the one who shoots the arrows that make people fall in love.","Well, to be fair, we look exactly alike.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1448,"It's the true spirit of Aid Man, the fat super hero, who wants to help.",That's right. It's been a name that's far too long been negatively applied to people who were just born the way they were born.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1449,A lot of people complain about the sound of my voice. That's actually why I got into stick-ups. I thought maybe I'd get discovered by a voice-over agent.,"I like the joke, but if we get around to the HBO special, if she says a thousand she'll just make herself out to be a liar. But I love what she's going for.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1450,Here are our tickets for True West.,"We did. We don't want to make you jealous, but we did see it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1451,The doctor just dropped you off in the woods?,"I said someone, I didn't mean you. We're gonna be here awhile. I'm just saying I'm ready to put out for the cause.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1452,"Your booth? I thought this was a play, not a craft fair.",Could you put your shadow down? I can't see the shade.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1453,What's taking so long up there? I want to get wet and then walk around the theme park all day.,Here's how you know the difference. Disney World has Epcot Center and Disney Land got funnel cake.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1454,What are you gonna do about that shark loose in the park?,"I'm a fat old lesbian, but don't like to be judged by any of those titles. Just call me Fatty.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1455,"I hope you have pencil and paper, so you can keep your own list as we go along.",You have all those lines on your face. It makes it look leathery. I want to call you leather face.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1456,"I thought I was in my own town of New Orleans, Louisiana.",It's better then the one wheel Segway company you wanted to invest in.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1457,"How would I know you're under an umbrella? I can't see. That's very rude. Also, it's bad luck.",That's right. How do these look?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1458,They could have gone to Greg's. They're very popular. And they have ice cream. Why don't we have ice cream?,"Me too, but I'm so glad to wake up in a celebrity's shack.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1459,"Honey, some man came in the room. He broke through one of those paper locks and was questioning you. You threw your fists at him.","Oh, I've never seen a better form and I've watched my share of tennis.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1460,So I'd get seventy percent of this money if I help you?,"You walked out of that, you walked right over to Charlie Wilson's War. That was a great weekend for cinema.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1461,"I'll have a traditional English snack, please.",I don't know where he is. He's a wandering man. You think I gotta go follow in the shadow-y mysterious footsteps of Trumpet Davis?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1462,Forgive me for not recognizing a fellow richmen. You look familiar to me. Should I know you?,"Certainly Denise. Join me over here, two feet away.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1463,I always forget about that third guy that was on Apollo 11.,"Yeah, I liked that thing with the sandwich. It looked pretty messy though.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1464,"I thought you were asking me to do my yo yo trick called The Prayer. Get us through this one, get us up it and down it. Get us left and around it. Amen","Well, I've always wanted to be in show business. So, this could be a real stepping stone for me to take a risk and brave actress.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1465,"Fasty, you tricked us!  You had us put these bungee cords around us so you could loop us all together.","Yeah, I loved the food, the atmosphere, and the camaraderie.  I felt understood and part of a community.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1466,This pole is for just sliding down.,You know what? You're right. I just turn on the siren and I go  wherever I want. Everyone has to get out of my way.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1467,"Excuse me, folks, I have to get to aisle four.",How could you do this on double coupon day? I just wanted to do a good job.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1468,Have you ever touched something and it turned to dust?,I sing my heart out while I'm sawing off kneecaps. I try my best.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1469,We should give away our baby and the baby's name.,"Well, you know, I'm a nervous person, and my therapist told me that I should hold peoples' hands to get over it.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1470,I saw it on snapchat that one of them fell asleep last night.,"OK. You're the expert, Tonya. What do we have to do?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1471,"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you two.",Objects in motion are going to stay in motion.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1472,"Wait, have I seen you somewhere, Alfred?",It feels like you're stalling. You have 10 hours and 15 minutes until the show.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1473,"Waiter, can I have another one of those rose slushies please?",I do too. I have an idea. This guy hates dogs.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1474,"Steve, do you do anything besides accounting?",OK. I always go for the anonymity of a plain name that allows him to flexibly travel through life.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1475,Sorry I'm a bit late. Some very wonderful lady just stopped me in the hallway here and I had to direct her to Sears and it's very long directions.,"Yeah, me too. But it's been really uneventful so far. You'd think there'd be a ton of girls wanting to buy boys today.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1476,Is Candyland a real place?,"Me? Solomon, how long have you been keeping that in? It can't work though. I don't date actors.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1477,I feel close to you know. I want to do something I've never done with anyone before. I want to take off my sunglasses.,Stop it. We paid a lot of money for these tickets.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1478,You need a friend. That's why you're here. And how about you?,"Hey, you should put that in your book.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1479,What do you like so much about Italy?,That is true. We do boast that statistic.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1480,Our primary export are those little rocking horses.,The security guards I tied up had a Twinkee in their pocket. ,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1481,"Captain, can I ask what these people have done to be surveilled on this long con that's going to last for years?",Are you fucking kidding me? I came from heaven.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1482,"Let me just - just, devil's advocate. If you are a human, how do we explain that to people after smoking your human body?","Yeah. And I was just, like, the house crack rock.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1483,I guess you're coming. Everyone hop on my back.,"Yeah, we have to find a storm cloud that is the storm cloud that connects to the past storm cloud and ride through the storm cloud. Can either of you fly?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1484,Really? I can hold people's problems and not let 'em get out.,"What, do you mean? We just throw some duct tape over the holes and see what happens? If he can hold water?",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1485,"Charlie, you kind of zoned out there for a little bit. What's going on?","Given my druthers, I'd rather be the one doing the murdering. It just seems so much more exciting.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1486,"When you look in this mirror, you can see the devil's face.",That's a wonderful thing. Any customer is good.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1487,Didn't you hear Blockbuster is coming back?,"I mean, we should have been warned when it was a Betty Boop check.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1488,"Yes, I hate the prophecy.  Wait, it says he will turn against me, but it doesn't say anything about why.  What if we prevent him from meeting his actual birth parents?","Maybe.  Or, maybe he'll make it into one of them fishtanks with the deadly eels.  I heard it's complicated because you've got to de electrify them or people die doing that.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1489,"It's kinda like, not being a person and not being completely dead yet either.","Yeah, but also, I'm confused about my name because my parents fight about it all the time.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1490,You overheard out entire conversation about the bucket?,"Oh, good call!  Then, our marriage will get better!",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1491,"We kind of spy on corporations, countries, that sort of thing.","I only have cards, like credit cards. Here's my Neiman Marcus card.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1492,My specialty is orthodontics.,"Here you are, 40 years old and I'm at the end of my life.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1493,It's unfair of me to blame her I suppose.,"There and many, many other places.",0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1494,I borrowed those bullets. I didn't steal them from you.,Are you going to saw me in half?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1495,"Oh, my god. You scared me.",Of course. We're in international space. The laws don't apply here.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1496,"If I could ask you guys, could you just step aside just one second so they can order.",Do you have any other movies similar in tone? Just like two guys carrying another guy who is not alive. Do you have any movies like that?,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1497,"What if I say ""your hair is almost the perfect length""?",We can share one cheek each.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1498,"That's right, and of course I studied in hotdog school at The Sorbonne. In Paris.",It's responding to your son's calls. I'm sorry. I believe that is a tapeworm.,0,spont,valid
valid_spont_1499,"Hey, Veronica, can you keep it down over there? You're going to wake up our baby.","Oh my gosh, there's something that's cooking up in there that's a little more tasty than brisket, ya'll.",0,spont,valid
valid_cornell_1500,I got a fax today from your friend Hiromix.,"Oh, for her show?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1501,"If I get you back to the lab, will you get out of my head?","If I'm real, they'll get me out. If I'm not, they'll treat you. Either way you'll be better off than you are now. You'll get a reward.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1502,"Oh Mommy, you're embarrassing me.","Is every single thing out of your mouth since your ""accident"" have to be a monotone mumble of cheap sarcasm?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1503,I don't give a fuck! I didn't tell you to do it!  You can't just do unauthorized work.,"Well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you?  Didn't you read the sign.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1504,And the show now generates a yearly income equivalent to the gross national product of a small country.,People forget it takes the <i>population</i> of an entire country to keep the show running.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1505,"It's no Arsonist's Daughter, but I guess you know that. It's a young man's book. It got me remembering how it felt to be young.",Maybe I should read it.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1506,"I've been with him since I got out of school. He brought me into the CMDF, over five years ago.","A long time, with one man.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1507,"First tell me, are you my little Volga boatman?","Yes, I'm your little Volga boatman.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1508,"All right, Master Mind.  But there's something cockeyed about that joint and I'm going to find out what it is.","Oh, by the way, another pet theory of yours just blew up.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1509,"The building superintendent, and two tenants. Flat statements -- no hesitation. And they all jibed to the letter. The Thorwalds were leaving for the railroad station.","Now how could anybody guess that? They had, perhaps, signs on their luggage, ""Grand Central Or Bust!""?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1510,I don't think you can appreciate the gut reaction people have to these things.,I was only reacting to what I was told.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1511,"Thank you.  If you told me two years ago we'd be living here, I would never have believed it.  Do you live around here?","No, I live about in Wexford.  It's about a five hour drive.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1512,"Shit, Dude, I didn't know.  I wouldn't've done it if I knew he was a fucking crybaby.","We're sorry, man.  We're really sorry.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1513,I'm not going to curse.,You don't mean it. It's just for show.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1514,How long have you been downtown?,Five months. I love it.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1515,I was in jail.,The whole time? Eighteen years?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1516,What kinda music do you like?,"Phil Spector. Girl group stuff. You know, like ""He's a Rebel"".",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1517,"I can't make up my mind whether to have a number one or a number two. What do you recommend, Spiro?","Between you and me, Madam, today the number two.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1518,Is that why you didn't want to talk about women before?,I didn't want to complicate the situation.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1519,He's got that kinda money?,"It's all in lock boxes in a Mexico bank. But he's got a problem. He's -- what do you call it when you got money, but don't have cash?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1520,"You know we have to let Kirsty see this place, before we do anything to it. She'll love it.",You mean we're moving in?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1521,I feel like I'm going crazy here. You're Scott. But he's dead. I don't know what's real anymore. I can't be here with you.,Do you understand what I'm saying to you? You can keep the car.  That should be enough for gas from here to there. Please let me go.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1522,How can you tell it was deliberately buried?,By the deformation between the mother rock and the fill.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1523,"Computers talk to other computers, right?",Somehow your twisted little mind should be able to figure out how to tap into the main computer at the Aerospace Center and reach Vulcan.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1524,What about all these saloons?,"Ah, now that's the real mother- Lode in Tombstone.  Up and down Allen Street, full-blast 24 hours A day, liquor, hostesses, Gamblin', makin' money hand over Fist.  All except the Oriental.  On Account of the element.  Have a Man for breakfast in there most Days.  Regular slaughter house. High-rollers won't go near it. Too bad, nice place.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1525,"You know, the whole world thinks you killed Freddie? It's terrible.","I know. Look, I can't talk now. Later. Later?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1526,I just want to know where he is.,"As far as I know, he went back to his parents.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1527,Did you ask Sal?,"Yeah, I asked him.  I don't want nobody in there, nobody spending good money in Sal's.  He should get no mo' money from the community till he puts some Black faces up on that motherfucking wall.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1528,"That object out there is less than two days from Earth, Mister Scott. We've got to intercept while it still is out there!","Aye, we understand that sir! We're doing our best.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1529,"Jesus, Sally.  I'm not the enemy.",And you're not the wife.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1530,"Don't let me die, Epps.  I don't want to die.","What if it's a Valloro 69?  Just going to bounce right up out of the ground, explode in the air, kill him and us.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1531,"Whatever you do, don't mention Italy. Or politics. Or baby buggies.  Or Edith Piaf.",Your probably best off pretending you're asleep.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1532,Which nostril am I breathing through?,The right nostril.  Good.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1533,"Oh, come on, Tripp. Cut the kid some slack.",It's just ail that crap he spins out. Just once I'd like to know if the little bastard is telling the truth.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1534,I don't have any cream.  Sorry.,Just sugar then.  You and John ever come here?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1535,"Ninety seven million, minus eight, corrected to mass critical.",I read that with a quantum increase of seven.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1536,"I don't know honey. Soon we hope. You want it to end quickly, huh?","Oh, I don't care, I was just asking cuz all my favorite TV shows have been replaced by news and it's pissing me off.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1537,"Just <u>hold it</u>, <u>hold it</u>!  Computer: have you attempted to analyze the transmission?","Yes.  There are two points of salient interest.  Number one: it is highly systematized, indicating intelligent origin.  Number two: certain sounds are inconsistent with the human palate.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1538,Hey! I'm not ready.,"Then you better hurry. I'll blow alley one, Delongpre, you and Rizzo take there. Janessa you ready two and we'll meet up there.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1539,I want to stop aging.,And I want Doucet.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1540,We can't dive anymore.  They want to cancel the competition for a while.,"It's not safe, they say.  The doctors say it isn't possible to go deeper and live.  Free diving is over as a sport.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1541,Are you calling me a liar? I'm telling you I'm broke. I don't even have insurance on my goddamned car.,"Remember that business venture I was telling you about? Well, my tugboat came in. I'm flush.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1542,"When's the last time we played a wedding, Jack?",Two years ago.  March.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1543,Normal boy's ambition. I like coming back. You know that.,You tell your friends your father used to work the docks. Callused hands. But you had an attitude when you were growing up that wasn't easy for your mother and me to understand.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1544,Gotta get home. How could she do this to me? How could she not care about what we meant to each other. What a fuck! What a fucking monster she is!,"Oh, God. I miss her. I can't believe she's with that guy now! I'm never going to see her again. I love her so much. What a fucking monster she is!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1545,"Sorry. My figures work out exactly the same as Jim's. 256 for Paul, 255 for Tracy.","And 290 ""disregards,"" right?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1546,Then release him. You be at my place a half hour before the plane leaves.,"I'll arrange to have Laszlo come there to pick up the letters of transit, and that'll give you the criminal grounds on which to make the arrest. You get him, and we get away. To the Germans that last will be just a minor annoyance.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1547,I'm not making fun. I'm showing it as it really is.,"You're showing how superior you are to your subject. TOBY No, but I like my subject. I like these people.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1548,"Because I'm bored. Oh, that sounds terrible, doesn't it. I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I also let you in because I'm hungry.","Thanks, I feel much better. Listen, if you're so bored, why didn't you go to Utah with Alan?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1549,I need a diameter approximation.,"Okay, Doolittle, I'll have it in a minute.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1550,Answer the question. How do you rate all those privileges?,I grease the Kraut guards. With ten percent of the take.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1551,I don't know. It's all I ever wanted to do.,"I wanted to be a motocross champion. My folks didn't really care what I did. Then Junior blew a fuse and I became their last hope. Most girls get ballet stuffed down their throats, I got bowling. I never understood how anyone could take it so seriously. I hope I'm not insulting you.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1552,"I've found that I enjoy burying myself in heavy traffic. I like to look at it. Yesterday I hired a taxi driver to drive me around for an hour. ""Anywhere"", I said.","We sat in B massive traffic jam under an off-ramp. I don't think we moved more than fifty yards.  I'm thinking of taking up a new job with the Road Research Laboratory. They need a medical officer. The salary is larger something I've got to think about now. There's a certain moral virtue in being materialistic, I'm beginning to feel. Well, it's a new approach for me, in any case.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1553,"Well now Jeffrey, how did you come to get so involved?",I can't tell you the whole story. I. I took it upon myself. I can't say more.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1554,You killed her. I saw it.,"Bitch killed herself when she shot a cop in the leg. If she' just acted like a girl nothing would have happened.  So you're right, spooky. Happy?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1555,"All right, just a few questions.",I'd like to ask you about your hobbies.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1556,"Icthyo Sapiens, April 14, 1865.","The day Abraham Lincoln died. Hence ""Abe"" Sapien.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1557,I'm leaning toward no.,"That's your option.  Ours could be to keep you locked up for a very long time.  In case you didn't know it, you're crazy.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1558,This ice will break yet.  How's our guest?,"He died. Raving about phantoms. He was mad, poor devil.  Gather a detail. Have the body removed from my cabin.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1559,WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! We need to stop the not pretty things from letting our children be born in hospitals!,"We're going to find our boys! For God's sake Sheila, you almost had them killed!!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1560,He's gotta be in the forest. All three ranches run alongside it.,"Think we should get up a search party, head in there?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1561,"Pick that up and put it down properly. Alex does so, and continues to empty his pockets.","One half bar of chocolate. One bunch of keys on white metal ring. One packet of cigarettes. Two plastic ball pens - one black, one red. One pocket comb - black plastic. One address book - imitation red leather. One ten penny piece. One white metal wristlet watch, ""Timawrist"" on a white metal expanding bracelet. Anything else in your pockets?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1562,Look.  Dwayne was right.  This is going to be a big story.  So big in fact that I don't want to even have this money around.,"Fair enough, I'll take it to my place.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1563,"Who do you think you are, breaking in here like this?","You can't bluff me, Burns. I don't care who you are or what paper you're editor of.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1564,"Oh God, if only I'd known.",Why didn't you?  You knew she was keeping her home from school. You knew she was an alcoholic.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1565,He's a good pilot.,"I talked a man back once. Three months later, we lost him. It's his decision. Only he knows.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1566,I understand you saved my son's life today.,God smiled upon us.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1567,We'll ask Evelyn.  Evelyn?  Evelyn!,"Ooo, she's thinking of her date!  Come on, you've been dating a pilot.  We want to know what we can expect.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1568,What about the life readings you picked up?,"The Event Horizon sensors show the same thing: ""Bio-readings of indeterminate origin."" Right before that wave hit the Clark, there was some kind of surge, right off the scale, but now it's back to its previous levels.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1569,Yup.  That's him goin'.  I love to watch him go.,Thelma kinda took to him.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1570,"From my wise, albeit youthful, vantage point, the world is your oyster. You scored big.",You got everything you ever wanted.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1571,What can I get you?,Let me have one of those cigars.  Kinda nice in here.  You run it?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1572,"He might have fallen down the stairs, I don't know, I don't know what's going on, I'm confused. I have this memory thing - do I know you?","No. Don't worry, I'm a cop. Everything'll be okay. Is he still breathing?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1573,SHH! He's back there. I can see his hair bobbing up and down.,"I want to ""make love"" to him.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1574,"01766 770 471. Let me check it for you, sir.","There's nothing wrong with the line, sir. Are you sure you have the right number? 770 471 is the number of a call box.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1575,"Yes, of course, your brother is a problem. It was to be expected.",I knew you'd understand. That's why I came to you for help.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1576,"Soap is called Soap because he likes to keep his hands clean of any unlawful behaviour. He is proud of his job, and even more proud that it's legal.","He's a stroppy sod but he's got more balls than a golfer, only he doesn't know it. ' * Cut from completed film.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1577,I want to arrest you for murder! I want to shake your hand and reload your gun! I want to kill my pride and give you my blessing.,My deal is with Rosanna. I knew you guys were up to something. Are you two fucking?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1578,Cut his pants up the leg to the groin.,And be careful when you get near the top. Zero has a very long one.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1579,"Oh fine.  Well in view of all the ground that we to cover today, I suggest we go and have a quick look at your apartment and then get started straight away.","Bill, would you have the Torrances' things brought in their apartment.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1580,"Didn't happen yesterday, I'll tell you that. Torn parts rusted bad as the rest of the boat.",Then it happened before they scuttled her.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1581,Hi. Sorry about that.,You didn't have to get off the other line. I would've called you back.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1582,I feel different right now.,You wait and see. You're going to marry a big hero!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1583,I'll raise it to two hundred thousand.,"My friend, you could make it a million francs, or three, my answer would still be the same.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1584,"Maybe. But, if I were gonna hack some heavy metal, I'd, uh, work my way back through some low security, and try the back door.","Yeah but oh man,  wouldn't you just love to get one of those Gibsons, baby? Ooooh!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1585,It's name's A Christmas Carol.,That's than un on Christmas I was tellin' you about.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1586,Didn't you have any help?,"Oh, I had Irene and Old Tim but they really couldn't help much. Broke their hearts when we closed up.  Broke mine, too.  But now that you're back, well, things will be different around here, that's for sure.  C'mon, I'll show you where we live.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1587,"I've had it.  No more wirehead shit in my car.  You understand?  You want to poach your lobes, do it somewhere else.","Okay, you got my attention, but this is cutting off the circulation to my head, here.  D'you mind?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1588,That won't happen again.  We're different.,"How can I tell?  You've seen both of me.  I only know what you're like here.  You're all I know.  There is no ""You"" from before.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1589,So what's the story on this thing?  This cancer stuff?,"You wanna know, you gotta hire me back.  I got a lot of bills to pay.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1590,Let's see if you've gotten any better.,"Oh, I'm worse.  Much, much worse.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1591,"Madam will dress now, it is late.","Five minutes, Suzette, come back in five minutes. I'll ring.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1592,"Bowlers don't go around killing other bowlers. He's only a fan, Millie. I'll give him some tips and an autograph and he's outta here.","You're in trouble, aren't you Buzz? You're doing something dangerous in that alley.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1593,I still don't understand how you knew I wanted lovebirds.,Your brother told me.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1594,"She's very sweet, but so old- fashioned. Please sit down, Harold. I'll put on the kettle and we'll have a nice hot cup of tea.","Thank you, but I really have to go.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1595,Someone in possession of all the facts.  Are you telling me I have to do this?,"Generally, I don't favor coercing someone. Not when there's a chance my life could end up in their hands.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1596,"Hey, hey, aren't you afraid you'll burn out a tonsil?","Tonsil? Me? No! Me burn a tonsil?  ""My tonsils won't burn -  As life's corners I . . .",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1597,Can't imagine by who. I don't suppose the truth would interest you: that I've never had another wife but Evelyn.,Married. Once. Same woman. All these years. She just slithered up the stairs.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1598,"I'll just full yours up to the top.  Happy anniversary, sweetheart.","I don't know how you did it, hoss, but you pulled it off.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1599,Oh Mark.  It's ok.  It's ok.,China.  What happened? CHINA Shhh.  It's ok.  I missed you so much.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1600,"I've got a gun here, sir. It's always a good idea to have one around.","What do you think you're doing? Go on, get out of here.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1601,I mean I finally understand what all the fuss is about.   This is just a whole 'nother ball game!,"Thelma, please get a hold of yourself.  You're making a spectacle.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1602,Where were you? I called at 4:30 this morning.,There are times when you don't answer the phone.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1603,"Good morning, Mr. Crawford.",Your instructors tell me you're doing well. Top quarter of the class.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1604,"It's not talking, it's mimicking.","Give him a chance.  He's speaking our language, not the other way around.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1605,"That is correct, Comrade Skrapinov. We have ascertained that Gardiner heads a big-business power group that will soon be taking over the American government.","Big business. I could work with that faction quite nicely, Colonel Novogrod.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1606,"They're empty, Dr. Weir. Moving forward.",You've reached the First Containment Seal. The engineering decks are on the other side.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1607,"She hasn't got any sense. In some ways, she's awful dumb.","It isn't that she hasn't got any sense, Doll. Her basic intelligence is probably above average, maybe quite a bit above average.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1608,"Yes, a ticket to Chicago.","Then I'm afraid we'll have to impound your money until we're sure that it's all good.  Can I see your wallet and your ticket, please?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1609,Directory enquiries. Can I help you?,Yes. I'm trying to reach a friend but I can't get through. The number is 01766 770 471.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1610,"I'd say that about torches her credibility, wouldn't you?","Yeah, well, if the wife's trying to sell it she'll fuck up. She's an amateur, just like Del was.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1611,Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?!,"Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best.  C'mon, they're not lying down on the job.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1612,Don't you ever get bored around here?,"Sometimes. The other day, though, an old boy was plowing in the field over there, found some old Spanish coins.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1613,"So, how long you've been living here?",Long.  You just got off the train and stayed without knowing anyone there?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1614,Broadway's finest three hours. It's about the suppression of the individual. Conformity as God in modern society.,Sounds boring. Are there any songs?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1615,Like you protected Landry?,"I see where you're going with that, but if I could just say something, which is basically that a guy like Landry is so autocratic he doesn't know how to let himself be helped; it's a point of pride to take every bullet, no matter who fired it, or whether it was even aimed at him, which personally I think it very self-defeating.  Now, don't get me wrong, he's a man of enormous integrity, but there's a political component to this job that the General just didn't have any patience for.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1616,Yes. Where are the Rwandan police?,I ran out of bribes. Bizimungu took them away.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1617,"So far I've been told I can cooperate and get probation, maybe. Or, I can stand mute and get as much as five years. Does that sound right?",I'd say if you're tried and found guilty you won't get more than a year and a day. That's State time. Prison.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1618,"Oh, you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shot . . . Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There will be a load of guns, that's all I want. I'll pay you when you deliver. Everything outside the cabinet you can keep; it's yours.","Oh, thanks very much. And there had better be something there for us.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1619,Sully!  Is that you?,"Hey, Sull.  My cable's out again.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1620,Could we hear to the moon?,"Big enough radio, I don't see why not.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1621,I'll never get my washing done.,"That's one thing I want to talk to you about, Mary.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1622,I'm not going anywhere. I'm staying here where I belong.,"Not if I know Mary. When she rides into Sonora, you'll be with her. And mighty glad to be there after this. I don't see how you stood it as long as you did.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1623,Wait a minute!  How do you interrupt the cellular mitosis?!?,Can't we see the unfertilized host eggs?!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1624,"Hey, it's crazy in here.  You're missing a classic party.","Well, actually Louis I have a friend coming by.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1625,Well somone's got to suffer for this Doctor. You've got to be merciful and quick. Excuse me.,"Agnes, I'm here because I want to help you.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1626,"You didn't have a gun before, did you?",I've got one now.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1627,"So is my wife, asshole!!","She's not property, John, she's a person. Were you just going to keep right on lying to her?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1628,"Mister President, man is an amazingly adaptable creature.  After all, the conditions would be far superior to those, say, of the Nazi concentration camps, where there is ample evidence most of the wretched creatures clung desperately to life.","It would not be difficult.  Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the suitable minesites in the country, but I shouldn't be surprised if several hundred thousand of our people could be accomodatedd. Every nation would undoubtedly follow suit.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1629,Stop looking at me like that. She's not an indulgence.  She happens to be our new receptionist. She goes with our new surroundings.,"Ulla, I'd like you to meet my partner and associate, Mr. Leo Bloom.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1630,"I'll tell Mike I'm sick. There's a game tonight anyway and he'll never miss me. Afterwards he can go out with the guys. Just so the record is kept straight though, I love Mike. What do want me to do?","First of all, we'll have a nice dinner. Try to find out where Dorothy sings.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1631,"Yes sir. It turns out we put an innocent man into the ""park"" and he was not the one who stole from the stamp machine. That is also about the time when Bruce began refusing.","That mail room kid was the longest lasting ""guest"" yet ! Maybe we can alter the computer records and make another ""guest"" from the more athletic of our staff.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1632,You will run into the hotel and hide behind the U.N.,"I swear, Captain, one hundred thousand francs, enough for a house. I will get the money, you keep them outside.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1633,You mean he was colored?,"I don't know what he was, but he made Frankenstein look like a lily!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1634,"But then, sir, why have you issued the order: Wing attack, Plan-R?","Because I thought it proper, Major.  Why else would you think I'd do it?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1635,Lenny?  You're an asshole.,"Tell him next time he pulls any shit, you're gonna kick his fat ass.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1636,"Wait a minute, wait a minute. She's unconscious?","Go look, man. Go look. Go see for yourself, if you got the guts.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1637,"Erasmus Hall. That's in Brooklyn, isn't it?","Lots of actresses come from Brooklyn. Barbara Stanwyck, Susan Hayward - of course, they're just movie stars.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1638,"Agnes, who did this to you?",God!  It was God.  And now I'll burn in hell because I hate him.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1639,"What is this? What are you, since when do you read the ""National Review""? What are you turning in to?","Well, I like to try to get all points of view.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1640,He doesn't want my help.,"That's not the issue here, those people are.  He can't do it alone.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1641,"Well, then, there now, why don't you go inside and call the cops and I'll come in there and blow your fucking brains out.","Why should I call the police, huh? They don't so any good.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1642,"No they're not. I wanna be a writer, I wanna be just like you.","Humph, meee?? My dear, this is not a country that rewards poetry, this is a country that rewards gas mileage, besides, people don't read poetry anymore, they watch television. Don't be a poet, be a TV repairman.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1643,"I know, I know, Dude. Oh, I must have been crazy! I lost my head completely!",That's your funeral. We've got fifty thousand dollars comin' to us.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1644,In his grave there was a cloth or a dress or something.  Covered with blood.,My God.  My dress.  We have to find it. And burn it.  And shut the door.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1645,"It's not puppy love, Gordon. Anyway, Buddy and I are splitting up.",Sorry to hear that. I thought the kid had staying power.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1646,"Grandpa does not own a T.V.  Have you noticed?  There's no T.V. Santa Carla has no malls, no Cineplexes and now I won't even have MTV.  I will not know anything hip happening anymore.","Hey, Sam, we're flat broke.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1647,"I'm in your debt, Screwball.",Watch behind or I'll never collect on it!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1648,Take a look at this.,She's wearing a ring.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1649,"You stay away, Jenny.  I aim to mess him up, and that ain't a thing for a woman to see.","Don't be afraid of him none.  I don't care what he does to you, we can still be together.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1650,Joseph returns from the room where Gisèle is. He has evidently succeeded in calming her. He goes and sits in the chair where Nikolas sat. He rests his head in his hand. He sees the open diary and begins reading it.,The blood transfusion is now in progress. The only words are curt orders like: 'Now! - Quickly! - That's enough! - Give it to me! - Sit still!' etc.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1651,"The Food and Drug Administration said Wednesday female deodorant sprays may cause such harmful reactions as blisters, burns and rashes. Although the FDA judges that the reported reactions are not sufficient to justify removal of these products from the market, they are sufficient to warrant the proposed mandatory label warnings.","Shit O dear, that's enough to make me asthmatic. The nerve of those twits. What do they know about female odor? Don't interrupt. Here's my concept. My ranch out West? It's a beauty ranch. Oh, it's got a few head of cattle for atmosphere and tax purposes. But it's a beauty ranch, a place where unhappy women -- divorcees and widows, mainly -- can go to lose weight, remove wrinkles, change their hair styles and pretty themselves up for the next disappointment. My ranch is named the Rubber Rose, after the Rubber Rose douche bag, my own invention, and bless its little red bladder, the most popular douche bag in the world. So get this. It's on the migratory flight path of the whooping cranes. The last flock of wild whooping cranes left in existence. Well, these cranes stop off at my little pond -- Siwash Lake, it's called -- twice a year, autumn and spring, and spend a few days each time, resting up, eating, doing whatever whooping cranes do. I've never seen them, understand, but I hear they're magnificent. Very big specimens -- I mean, huge mothers -- and white as snow, to coin a phrase, except for black tips on their wings and tail feathers, and bright red heads. Now, whooping cranes, in case you didn't know it, are noted for their mating dance. It's just the wildest show in nature. It's probably the reason why birdwatching used to be so popular with old maids and deacons. Picture these rare, beautiful, gigantic birds in full dance -- leaping six feet off the mud, arching their backs, flapping their wings, strutting low to the ground. Dears, it's overwhelming. And picture the birds doing their sex dance on TV. Right there on the home screen, creation's most elaborate sex ritual -- yet clean and pure enough to suit the Pope. With lovely Sissy Hankshaw in the foreground. In a white gown, red hood attached, and big feathery sleeves trimmed in black. In a very subdued imitation of the female whooping crane, she dance/walks over to a large nest in which there sits a can of Yoni Yum. And a can of Dew. Off-camera, a string quartet is playing Debussy. A sensuous voice is reading a few poetic lines about courtship and love. Are you starting to get it? Doesn't it make the hair on your neck stand up and applaud? My very goodness gracious! Grandiose, lyrical, erotic and Girl Scout- oriented; you can't top it. I've hired a crew of experts from Walt Disney Studios, the best wildlife cinematographers around. You're my eternal favorite. Princess Grace herself couldn't be better, not even if she had your personality which she doesn't; Anyway, dear, I'm out of photography now and into water colors. Ah how circuitous conversation is! We're back at the beginning. The exact man I've wanted you to meet is my artist the watercolorist.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1652,"Years ago I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter.  My daddy visited us often, fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her. Thusly he became my son-in-law and my stepdaughter became my mother because she was my father's wife. Soon after dis my wife gave birth to a son, which of course was my father's brother in-law and my uncle, for he was the brother of my step-mother.  My father's wife also became the mother of a son.  He was of course my brother and also my grandchild for he was the son of my daughter.  Accordingly, my wife was my grandmother because she was my mother's mother.","Sleep 'N Eat, I was my wife's husband and grandchild at one and the same time.  And lo' and behold, as the husband of a person's grandmother is his grandfather, I Mantan, became my own grandfather.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1653,"He also figured out how to kill the pilot, Fry.",You said we were going to trust him now. You said there was a deal.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1654,"Oh, stop it. But you were having an affair with your college professor. That jerk that teaches that incredible crap course ""Contemporary Crisis in Western Man""!","""Existential Motifs in Russian Literature""! You're really close.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1655,"That'll be nice. A home with mother. A real honeymoon. In Albany, too. Ow!","Mighty nice little town, Albany. They've got the State Capitol there, you know.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1656,You used to go out with her?,"We were going to start again, I think.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1657,"Never in my twenty-four years, knock on wood.  I've only ever taken my gun out five times with the actual intention of using it.  Never fired it though.  Not once.  You?",Never took a bullet.  I pulled my gun once. fired it once.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1658,Go back to work.  All of you.,Sorry.  Old habit.  I spent three years at Fuller Seminary before I became a cop.  My father was a minister.  Lutheran.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1659,"Klingon justice is a unique point of view, Mr. President.",Genesis was perfectly named: The creation of life not death. It was the Klingons who had first blood while trying to possess its secrets.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1660,"How are you, Mr. Kross.",Not bad for a man who hasn't slept in four nights.  I'll get used to it.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1661,Would I mind? Do I have a choice?,"You have the right to say ""no."" And I have the right to make you wait here with Ray while I go get a warrant. And if I don't want to go through all that trouble, I could just take you in on suspicion.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1662,"Wait a minute, sonny.  I think you better come with me.","What for? There's nothing more to say.  Get my car, please.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1663,I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics. Look-  there's God coming outta the men's room.,"It's unbelievably trans-plendid! I was at the Stones concert in Altamount when they killed that guy, remember?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1664,I just came here to talk.,"Way I see it, me and you only got one thing to talk about. What you willing to do for me?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1665,Likes to kill? KNOX  Women find him magnetic.,I bet they like him for his big charity balls.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1666,The final route for the railroad is complete.,I look forward to seeing it.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1667,"Well, boys, I'd like to help you but what can I do? Yesterday I waited six hours in the lobby!",She doesn't leave her room! She has been locked in for the last two days with lawyers and law books!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1668,Have you been checked out?,"Yes, sir.  I was considered one of the best bush pilots on Sullust. I've also had six hours on the T-2.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1669,"Put down that gun, Earl.","You're not going to shoot me, Earl. I'm your friend, remember? I've got to write that story about your ""Production for Use"".",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1670,Kay-Em we made it!,"Oh, goody. I'm so pleased. I'd clap if I could.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1671,"I mean completely played.  Until he's beat and the score is taken. You come in before we beat him and I'll kill him.  You'll have a tough time explaining that, won't ya.","All right, Hooker, but you take it on the lam, and we'll shoot you down on sight.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1672,"Watch your leg, Dad.  I'm so tired of this.",Why don't you let him sleep it off in the trunk. I'll take you for a ride. Then we'll come back for him.  Keep an eye on him.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1673,He waved to you?,"I couldn't swear to it, but I'm pretty sure he did.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1674,"There's something about the openness of your face that makes me want to speak the truth.  Yes, my family ate dripping.  Beef dripping and four to a bed, and a privy out back in the alley.  Are you also from the slums, Mr. Boone?",We weren't rich.  But we weren't poor either.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1675,"Oh, but you don't know how big this thing is. You should see the thousands of telegrams we've received and what they're saying about you.","Look, it started as a circulation stunt, didn't it?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1676,"You kiddin', man?  I don't need a wife and screamin' kids.  I still got my youth.","I go to work, try to keep my life together, put all that shit behind me, man.  What d'you want from me.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1677,Let's get back on the road. You gotta be at that convention in the morning.,"Up the flagpole with the convention. C'mon, Charlie. You're into me now. I got my money on the table.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1678,"The Bowery, you gotta deal with runoff from two bridges.","Sixth, you got delivery trucks blocking traffic at Herald Square. Look, I make this trip all the time.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1679,What about the trace on his bank account and the guns?  There must be something to connect him with a past.,"So far it's all dead ends.  No credit history.  No employment history.  His bank account's only five years old and it started as cash.  We're even trying to trace his furniture, but for now all we know is he's independently wealth, well educated and totally insane.  We may never know how he got that way.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1680,"By gosh, them stiffs are get- tin' heavier and more of 'em every day. They even got the coroner working overtime.","Yeah, between the gangsters and the autos, we won't need another war to carry off the population.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1681,"I hate to do this, but I've got to have time to dig up some help. I think I know where I can get some real cash. Snap into it, Sampson. We will lick this thing yet.","Come on in here, Helen. Bring your book. I want some numbers to try to get some action. Get Parker at the Union-Leeds - the Exchange . . . Winslow and old man Harris at the Home Mortgage. Snap into it, Helen. Just as quick as you can.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1682,"Then, I suppose the time has come say it's been nice Dwight Lionel. It's been everything. Oh, Dwight, I'm frightened.","I know, I am so sorry for so many things. I love you, Moira. I love you. I love you.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1683,You owe my mother.,Your mother's murder was last year's hottest court case. Somebody was gonna write a book about it.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1684,How do you know you're not German if you don't remember anything?,"You tell me.  I remember a lot of things. I remember a garden, plunging down to the sea - the Devil's Chimney we called it - and there was a cottage at the bottom, right on the shore, nothing between you and France.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1685,We're getting a stretch limo.,Your mom must be really glad you're not taking me.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1686,Everyone is going to the dance. Aren't you ?,I don't know. It's my last night as acivilian. I ship out for Tereshkova tomorrow.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1687,"Oh, I don't know . . . why not right here? You remember that old tool and machinery works? You tell your father he can get that for a song. And all the labor he wants, too. Half the town was thrown out of work when they closed down.","That so? Well, I'll tell him. Hey, that sounds great! Oh, baby, I knew you'd come through. Now, here's the point. Mary, Mary, you're in on this too. Now listen. Have you got any money?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1688,That dirty bastard! I knew it! He's got hold of my woman!,That little blonde groupie with the film crew? You think he sodomized her?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1689,"Do you mind if I use that line in my next Western? You can't chuck me out, my papers are in order.","There you are, miss, your receipt for the letters.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1690,Seems to be information about a factory in Vancouver.,"Yeah, Colleen mentioned it.  What do they make?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1691,It was the only way I could get the movie made!,"Who do you think's been paying the rent?!  Who helped type your script, and did all your grunt work?!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1692,I found a way to re-route through the program.  I'm turning the cars around in the rest area loop.,"Rotten luck, this storm.  Get my grandchildren on the radio will you?  I don't want them to worry about a wee bit of rain.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1693,That can't be!  Everything has an antithesis!  Why not this?,"The antidote exists.  She taught it to me.  The formula is simple, but it takes time to prepare.  Trust me. As you have helped me, let me help you.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1694,We're looking for the funniest costume! And the scariest! And the most imaginative! And the best costume of all!,Got here just in time. Go ahead. Jump in line. Maybe you'll win a prize.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1695,"No sir, I don't, but I know Plank Road. 'Bout a mile up thataway.","Look here..There's a cross up there, so I guess this here's a church or used to be. Seems to me like you ought to show it some respect, you follow me?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1696,"Brain washing, mind control, that sort of thing?",Re-educating trained killers in the ways of polite society. Making sure the men who've gone over the edge won't hurt anyone. That sort of thing.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1697,"Don't underestimate me, Miss Bracken.",The way you've underestimated Bud White?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1698,"Oh, come on! This is such bullshit! The work is getting done, David. Lucky keeps me on top of everything.","Lucy isn't you. We're losing something without you being here. Now, I know this is a rough time for you, but I think we should make another arrangement.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1699,You're discussing me with your psychic?,She's not a psychic.  Just a very enlightened spirit.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1700,Please change course to Zero Seven Four and drop to eighteen thousand feet. Over.,"Air Force One, acknowledged.  tNT. EMERGENCY PARACHUTE LAUNCH RAMP.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1701,Can't it go to any office?,"No, for that much money I have to tell them exactly which office.  I know, I've had to have money wired to me on the road.  And there has to be a code word or they won't give it to you.  I'll have to tell you the code.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1702,"Why am I calling you?  You're my father.  I'm not supposed to call you?  What's the matter with wanting to talk to you, Daddy?","Nothing's wrong with trying to talk to me, Zoe.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1703,What the hell does that mean? How much more do I have to do to prove how important this magazine is to me?,"If this magazine is so important to you Annie, why are you in Montana?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1704,The identity of the person offering the bounty was never established.,"Yes, but we know who it was, and I will tell you, Agent Starling, what you know to be true.  I offered the bounty.  It was illegal, and, worse, it was <u>wrong</u>. And I thank God every day that I did not compound my sinful life by the stain of a murder.  Do you  Agent Starling:  do you know <u>God</u>?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1705,Wow. Then why be good? Either you're saved or you ain't.,"Out of gratitude for being chosen. That's where Grace comes in. God first chooses you, then allows you, by Grace, to choose Him of your own free will.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1706,She can't talk right now.,"That's a nice scream, lady. You oughta be in movies.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1707,"You're up on your details, aren't you?",You can rely on them to keep quiet because this is undeclared money that could land Jack there in federal prison.  He can't afford for you to get caught and have this briefcase appear as evidence.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1708,Thanks for the help.,"Hey, man, the pleasure's all mine. Thanks for the dog, and the money.  Maybe my dad won't kick my ass tonight.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1709,Hell they don't. I met my first wife that way.,"It's Peggy to these eyes.  Same nose, same hair.  Plus Buckaroo thinks so too or else he wouldn't be ready to go make a fool of himself, right?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1710,"Well, it's a terrific yard, Chief, but the man's an obvious alcoholic with a reputation lower than crocodile piss.","Does that bother you, Bill?  I always wondered in court why it is because a woman is a prostitute, she has to have bad eyesight.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1711,"Wow, dude. Wendy could really give a rats ass about you.",I bet she would if my name was GREGORY!!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1712,I don't back down.,"Yes, you do. You always back down. You assume blame that isn't yours, you come in when called as opposed to enjoying your day off, you buckle like a belt.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1713,"I mean I'm dreaming about going all out, crazy shit.",You mean like fucking two virgins at once.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1714,Yeah. She's quite upset. I'm going to fly out today. They want me to bring some pictures.,I'll come with you. Let me pack some things.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1715,Is that why you and Kissinger are negotiating with the Chinese?,"This is an extremely dangerous direction, Mr. President.  Terrible consequences can result from such enormous errors in judgement.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1716,How in the world did he get shot?,Some guy was drunk and hit him. Accident. Haven almost killed him.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1717,Yeah. That fernet tastes like tar. My grandfather tried to give me that.,Some fuckin guineas he sent me. It's midnight and the motherfucker's ordering an apertif.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1718,"Forget the stars.  Look here, at the Earth, our mother, our womb.  She deserves our loyalty and protection. And yet you spoil her lands, poison her oceans, blacken her skies. You're killing her.","Your intentions are noble, but no diesel fuel for heat.  No coolants to preserve food.  Millions would die of cold and hunger alone.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1719,Ever been in a place like this before?,Not exactly.  It's certainly huge.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1720,"And she'll fight back again.  God help me, what have I done.",You've turned her into you.  And I may not get another chance.  To turn her back.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1721,When was the last time you took one?,Soon.  But I take little ones all the time.  Comoros Islands in the Indian Ocean.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1722,Little Red Riding Hood.,That's it. Little Red Riding Hood jumps out of the wolf's guts with hardly a scratch.  Ever see a seven-year-old girl sodomized almost in half?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1723,"Possession of narcotics isn't something we take lightly, you understand?","But I got a feeling you're gonna cooperate with me.  Yessir, I think you and me are gonna be real good friends.  Why don't you tell me about your connection.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1724,"Frank, I have something for you. Excuse us everyone.",EXCUSE US por favor! Hey. Let Tits see her kid.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1725,I can't be expected to remember the name of every informant eight years after the fact.,"I didn't say he was an informant. But since you mentioned it, wasn't Esparza your primary informant?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1726,"Bomb doors circuit is green, bomb release circuit is green, bomb fusing circuit is green.","Check, all bomb circuits green.  Okay, Lothar.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1727,"You've never been to a dance, have you?",Only squares and nerds go to dances.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1728,"But Mom, the video's not over.","No ""but mom"" for you, young man. Mr. Stubbins seems to think these silly movies are interfering with your studies.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1729,"Mr. President, let me introduce you to Professor Mactilburgh, who runs the center.",It's an honor to receive you. Mr. President.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1730,"Boys, old Lex has a secret recipe in this dish . . . call it a genetic stew. You help me place it on one of your missiles and I promise you . . . if Superman throws it into the sun, he'll get the biggest surprise of his life. I'll be able to introduce Superman to his first nightmare . . . a Nuclear Man!",And this so-called . . . Nuclear Man. . . of yours can defeat Superman?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1731,It's still against the law.,"So's breaking a man out of jail. Face it, Will: you may say you'll never be a pirate, but you're off to a rip-roaring start.  My advice -- smile and enjoy it.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1732,My handle's Smokey Bear and I got you by the tail.,That's a Texas cop. What the hell's he doing in Arkansas?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1733,"Wait.  Did I just say ""hon"" to him?","Yeah, Dotty. You did. _ 50.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1734,How soon can we pull this off?,I'm gettin' married in six weeks. I'll already be in Atlantic City which is probably the best place to do it anyway.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1735,I thought you guys were busted.,Why?  Just because you left us standing on the side of the road?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1736,I want to work this.,"You're vice, not homicide. Besides, you don't have the experience and you're too personally involved.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1737,The lazy fuck just didn't bother to look her up.,That sneaky prick was probably practicing his jai alai.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1738,They're paying him scale.,He gets huge advances on his novels. He's going back to that.  You know how he hates it here.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1739,It's just some guy I met at Swenson's. You don't know him.,I don't care it you tell me or not. I got problems of my own.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1740,You're not going to any meeting without me.,My contact is extremely shy.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1741,"Dancing?  I'm out here trying to strong arm Steven Reign, putting my life on the line, and you're up here dancing with some bimbo.  Did she have a friend?",It was Isabella.  She says the plates are in the soft count room.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1742,Did you see that sucker burn?!,"Man, we totally annihilated his night-stalkin' ass!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1743,Who's this priest I'm thanking?,Father Mclntire.   He blessed you at the inauguration.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1744,"You know, I bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep it open late?",I gave him twenty.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1745,"Yeah, right. That's Sammy. And he's probably got it there too.",He's so fuckin' lucky. I could have buried him. I could have gone to Europe and taken the baby. And then he'd've tracked me down and he'd've killed me.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1746,What are you talking about ? We both know you're gonna be a pilot.,"Zander is going for pilot, too.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1747,See ye got two more peeps to your brood.,"Yeah, and ornerier than the rest.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1748,"I didn't know you were a stick man, Rambo.",I was crossed-trained in gunships.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1749,Your diagnostics are in error. I need weapons.,The problem must lie in the interface between Starfleet and Borg technology. Your console may not be configured to handle the data flow.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1750,"We prefer to keep these proceedings as ""pleasant"" as possible. I don't think a lawyer will be necessary.",Do you further admit that this was done surreptitiously and under the cover of darkness?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1751,"You two got a thing going, or what?","She's a neighbor, I drive her to school.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1752,"I'm working, Bandit. Besides, what's the matter? Won't your new girl friend help you?","Hot Pants, please. I'm gonna be flying by in about five minutes with Smokey on my tail. Can you lock it off behind me?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1753,How are things in Moscow?,Very good. The last mass trials were a great success. There are going to be fewer but better Russians.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1754,I called the asshole at 4:00 in the morning and he wasn't even home.  I don't know what he's got to be mad about.  I'm the one who should be mad.,I've been tellin' you that for the last ten years.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1755,"There are two important psychic conduits called the ""pingala"" and the ""ida"".  The pingala starts with the left testicle  and ends at the right nostril.",The ida originates at the right testicle and terminates at the left nostril.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1756,They know when they're going to die?,Everyone of his race is born knowing the day of his death.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1757,"Computer, do we have a replacement Beryllium sphere onboard?","Negative, no reserve Beryllium sphere exists onboard.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1758,"That's right, Preacher. I robbed that bank because I got tired of seein' children roamin' the woodlands without food, children roamin' the highways in this year of Depression; children sleepin' in old abandoned car bodies on junk-heaps; and I promised myself I'd never see the day when my youngins'd want.",With that ten thousand dollars I could build a Tabernacle that'd make the Wheeling Island Tabernacle look like a chicken-house!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1759,"This is about sex, not like.  Mom, Laura's here and I think I will have one of those huckleberry muffins.  You want a muffin?",If I can smoke it.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1760,Yes.  I'm Dr. Venkman and this is Dr. Stantz.,Thank you for coming.  I'd appreciate it if we could take care of this quickly and quietly.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1761,You trust him.  He's got that strength.  You'd die in a second for John.,"Well, at least I know what to name him.  I don't suppose you'd know who the father is? So I don't tell him to get lost when I meet him.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1762,"Good to see you, Diego.","Yes.  Look around you.  The sun.  The water.  The women.  It's better than Danbury, no?  Come on.  I have some friends I would like you to meet.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1763,"Then go ahead -  go ahead! Go down to the shape-up and get yourself killed, you stupid, pigheaded, son of a -   What are you trying to prove? With a decisive gesture Terry takes the hook and sticks it through his belt. Then he goes to the wall and lifts Joey's windbreaker from the nail on which it has been hanging. He puts the windbreaker on in a deliberate way, and grins at her as he does so; then he walks to the door with a sense of dignity he has never had before.","You always said I was a bum. Well -    - not anymore. I'm going down to the dock. Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot anybody. I'm just going to get my rights.  Joey's jacket. It's time I start wearing it.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1764,I had a lunch break so I thought I'd come by and see you. Your teacher is a fox!  Why don't we discuss that after class. But the burning is totally normal.  Oh look. Class is over already.,I thought this was a 45-minute seminar.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1765,Could you handle it if it was in a good cause?,Like helping a sick kid?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1766,"She's been acting weird lately, though.  I shoulda seen it coming. Babbling on and on and on about ""communication"".  Like I don't know how to communicate.",Let's face it.  Sooner or later we all die.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1767,But who meets him when he gets off the boat in New York in June '62?,"Spas T. Raikin, a leading member of an anti-Communist group.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1768,You from around here?,"No. Cambridge. Harvard. My family's in Tuxedo, New York, though.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1769,"You told me that your boy was washed up with Susie Hunsecker, didn't you?","Yeah, and it's the truth, to the best of my knowledge.  And, frankly, I'm glad.  For Steve's sake, I'm glad, not yours.  I manage these boys and I got their best interests at heart.  Steve shouldn't get mixed up with no bimbo at his age.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1770,Delivered from Swedish furniture.,Delivered from armchairs in obscure green stripe patterns.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1771,"Look, you're going to do fine. It's OK to be scared.",I don't think I ever said this to you. But it meant a lot to me the way you were after that Swifty stuff happened.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1772,"Harry, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his ear-hole, or you from a hoodwink. This bar is mine, and he has nothing to do with it.","What, and I care? Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage of being able to sustain your son's life.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1773,"Everything I did, I did for you.  I love you, Peter.  Think of it.  I'm giving you a gift, absolute power and knowledge.","You raised me, like a son.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1774,"When a lady takes her jewels off in a gentleman's room, where does she put them?",On the night table.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1775,It's called a transponder.,I know what it is. He won't find me again.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1776,How long have I been here?,"Three nights, two days. When is your rent coming up at the motel?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1777,Once I thought the biggest thing I'll ever do was guard the president.,"Oh, you'll still, be guarding him.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1778,Johnson had the same damned problem till he bugged his own office.,We took his system out.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1779,"No thanks, you've been singing that shit all week.  If you try that at MSU this Saturday, I'm pretending I don't know you.",Our last game is this Saturday.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1780,"When you run out or money, 'cause you will here, you can go sing at Bishop's Pub. They let you pass the hat. All these kids do that. Most every place doesn't want to bother with you.",I'm not really a musician.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1781,At the bottom of mines?,Yes.  The radioactivity could not penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1782,"I'm calling it my ""contraption""- we're going to surround it with a boma- a fence, to you- and we're going to leave a small opening opposite that door.",In that half will be bait- human bait- I'll start things off-  -a sliding door will fit above that and a trip wire will run across the floor.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1783,I see a young man trying desperately to deny who he is.,"I see an old man, set in his ways, afraid to live without a uniform to prop him up and a Starfleet regulation to tell him what to do. I see the man I will never be.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1784,"Why didn't you shoot the woman, O'Neil?",Wasn't deemed a threat.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1785,Do you know where she's staying in Hawaii?,"Oh My God, yeah, I know exactly where she is, why?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1786,All yours.  My boss says it's one of the strangest requests the Bureau's ever had.,"He also says that until proven differently, Julia Hickson was found as a result of good old-fashioned detective work.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1787,He works for Colson.  He used him on the Pentagon Papers.  We're trying to figure out when he officially stopped being a White House consultant.  After the arrest he dumped his wiretapping stuff into his White House safe.,Howard Hunt is working for the White House?  No shit!  This is goddamn Disneyland!  Since when?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1788,Is that what the guy in the Sunday School suit is doing outside?,His name's Kevin McCall. Every Metro Captain agrees that he's their top sharp-shooter and most likely to succeed.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1789,I'11 take my chances then. I'11 feel safer without a job if a man like Mr. Kint is behind bars.,Mr. Kint will plead guilty to weapons possession.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1790,Barry?  Barry knows about this?,Yeah.  His band is playing a set.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1791,The Chicago office is running through all the personal ads in the Tattler right now.,When do they go to press?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1792,"Hey Karl, guess what. Mama said you can stay with us. Out in the garage. Our car won't fit in there anyway. It's real neat.","Frank told me about your situation. And Frank loves company. You know, especially after his daddy passed and all. There ain't no sense in you stayin' in that old greasy shop.  He's mentally retarded, poor thing.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1793,"Ted, I won't lie to you, we don't have a hope in hell of winning a custody hearing if you're out of work.","Good Christ, Joanna, just get the hell out of my life.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1794,I can't win with you.,It's not about winning. You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1795,"I don't feel like going, Angie. I thought I'd take this girl to a movie.","Boy, you really musta made out good last night.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1796,"Not much. He's an uncle of mine, I think. I never saw him, but my mother's name was Semple, you know.","Well, he passed on. He was killed in a motor accident in Italy.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1797,"That's it, Ray.  I've had it.  No more parties. I'm tired of taking abuse from over-privileged nine-year-olds.","Come on, Winston.  We can't quit now.  The holidays are coming up.  It's our best season.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1798,"The <u>Kobayshi Maru</u> scenario frequently wreaks havoc with students and equipment.  As I recall you took the test three times yourself. Your final solution was, shall we say, unique?",It had the virtue of never having been tried.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1799,I'll tell 'em. But I don't know how. Never seen so many guys with guns. Wouldn't even let us talk today.,"Try an' tell 'em, Tom. They'll get two an' a half, jus' the minute we're gone. An' you know what that is? That's one ton a peaches picked an' carried for a dollar. That way you can't even buy food enough to keep you alive! Tell 'em to come out with us, Tom! Them peaches is *ripe*. Two days out an' they'll pay *all* of us five!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1800,"It's Venza.  He wants you.  You, for Ellie and Tommy.",Let's go.  We're takin' her home!  Move it!  Get the cars!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1801,I know right. It was kinda weak. That's cause Will Kennison only wrote a rough treatment of it. The script was written by some new guy. He wrote Arlington Street.,"Still that was a much better movie, I saw it at the premiere last week. God, what the hell am I getting sidetracked with this shit for?! We've gotta get down to business.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1802,"I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way of the other, you're gettin' outta my way.","That's the way I look at it. A choice between doin' ten years, and takin' out some stupid motherfucker, ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman either. What the fuck was Joe thinkin'? You can't work with a guy like that. That motherfucker's unstable. What do you think? Do you think he panicked, or ya think he's just trigger-happy?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1803,You don't know she's a bitch.,"She's all over him, are you blind?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1804,"You know Dave, his wife used to do dressmaking for you before she died.","You'll never guess what happened!  I have met Mr. Right! I been with him all day and he loves me, I know he does, he loves me and he's going to marry met Be's practi'cly ast me already!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1805,"Jor-El, Be warned. This tone of yours approaches insolence.","My friends, I am not a rash, impulsive person. I'm not given to wild, unsupported 	statements. We must evacuate this planet immediately!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1806,I'm not interested in the latest dating tips from Jonathan Taylor Thomas.,Shut up and turn to page 64.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1807,All right.  Hurry.  I will hold on as long as I can.,Take my horse and go to the compound. Give this to Mrs. Wu.  She'll help you.  Hurry!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1808,"Negative, no reserve Beryllium sphere exists onboard.","No, we don't have an extra Beryllium sphere.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1809,Do you think she will give us the designs?,Eventually.  These things are always a matter of leverage.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1810,"And if it isn't, why don't we call Washington on your telephone? You tell your story, we'll tell ours.","When you make up your mind, get in touch. The golf club is probably the best place to leave a message.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1811,"Well, how did you like the class, David?","It was the best thing I ever been to, Miss Johnson!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1812,"Come on, there's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking.","Well, let's rock and roll.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1813,"Before Rafe left, he asked me to be the one to tell you, if it happened.",He told me about you.  That he had no other friend like you.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1814,"No, I don't think so. She's not afraid of losing her son, you see.  She's only afraid of being abandoned.",Someone ought to tell her she'd be gaining a daughter.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1815,"""In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree. . . ""How big is it, all told? The estate?",The whole joint is half the size of Rhode Island.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1816,I thought you said it was just a blade.,Metal's crystallized. Gotta replace the whole deal.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1817,Why I'm so lucky. Why I should find you waiting for me to come along.,Why there is no other man in my life?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1818,"No, no, no! You can't take pictures of him like that - eating a sandwich - and with a beard!","But, he's gonna jump off a building!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1819,"I am.  Are you soliciting for police charities?  The last time, you people called at my office.",I'm a homicide detective.  Where were you last night?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1820,What are your rates?,$40 a day and expenses. Expenses run pretty high on a case like this. I'm a long way from home. I don't have a B.C. Licence. I'd need about $500 for a retainer.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1821,Fourteen counts of 8 to 10 years.,The sentences to run concurrently.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1822,It's not a combination lock.  It takes a key.  He keeps it on him all the time.  I mean all the time.  It scratches up against me when we do it.,"If the key's on him, to get the key we'd have to . . .",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1823,And then shut down the pipe lines.,"Pumps stop pumping oil. Pipe lines stop pipin' oil. Tankers stop deliverin' oil. Man, this is high stakes.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1824,You can't believe what it'd cost to bring in a temp.,Uh.  How about promoting a bridesmaid?  Someone you know for at least forty-five minutes.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1825,I wonder why it's so important to know if they fucked?,What I don't understand is why they asked Marliston if Rod was a virgin. They could have asked you Cindy.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1826,Will the hospital equipment be at the airport?,"Yes, everything they've got. How are the passengers doing?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1827,"Cab One, radiation readings?",Neutron counter's not showing very much.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1828,I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say except I'm sorry.,"No, I'm the one who's sorry. I misjudged you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some oozing to do.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1829,"Oh, I forgot to tell you. I registered as Mr. and Mrs.","Oh, you did? What am I expected to do - leap for joy?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1830,Let's pack it up.  We haven't had a customer in four hours.,Fine by me.  I still want pay to 7 o'clock.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1831,I can promise you complete privacy.,You can't promise me anything!  You don't have anything to promise!  You live in a garage!  You don't have cable!  You're not hooked up to the internet because you don't even own a computer!  You don't have a job!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1832,My jumbo jet? Smashing baby.,"Pretty groovy Jumbo Jet, eh? How does a hot chick like you end up working at the Ministry of Defense?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1833,"Lord, wake me, please.  I must be dreaming.","No, you're awake, Bill, and I'm dead serious.  And we're going to start by tracking down your anonymous source from three years ago.  How did you find out Dave Ferrie drove to Texas that day?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1834,Is it true? Wallace is captured?,"Simply because he eluded your trap, do you think he is more than a man? My father is dying. Perhaps you should think of our coronation.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1835,"Well, the least we, his only buds in the world, can do is take him along with us tonight and give him one last curl before he starts serving his sentence.","Just for the record, I understood the last part of what you said, but for a while there you guys were making no fucking sense whatsoever.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1836,"Well, I guess they'll just up an' run anyhow, them two.",Nope. They'll stay out on the Spade country where they got friends.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1837,"She used to call me Mr. Right. Remember that, Buddy?","Yeah, I remember it.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1838,Boss and I are up to about three words an hour.,Green committed to a thousand.  There's another fund-raising party tonight. Marty'd really like you to come.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1839,"We couldn't afford any more props. If it seems weird, maybe you can add a scene where they eat dinner.","Nah, it'll work.  Where's Bela?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1840,The storm's gonna last longer than 12 hours.,I can extend that.  There's some storage tanks outboard on the wrecked module.  I'll have to go outside to tie onto them.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1841,Is your father an artist?,"No, he was a schoolteacher. But he liked to dabble.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1842,You call that John Travolta/Denny Terio shit dancing? I wouldn't dance like that in private if you paid me.,Disco blows dogs for quarters.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1843,"Well, have you talked to him at all about his future?",We haven't really gotten into it. LAMBEAU Maybe you should. My phone's been ringing off the hook with job offers.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1844,"Dr. Frock, I was wondering.  What happened to the rest of Whittlesley's plants?",They were sent to the Center For Disease Control in Atlanta.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1845,"How long you been riding with Buckaroo, Reno?",Nigh on ten years.  Been through a lotta scrapes together.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1846,I acted on your suggestion and got in touch with the Power and Light authorities. Whenever you want to visit their plants they are open to you.,"Oh yes, Power and Light. Thank you.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1847,"Ah! Thank you, Joe.  Tell you what - we'll have one of those parties down at your house - one of those spaghetti parties, you know. Gee, we haven't had one of those in a long time, have we Gallagher?",Not since you broke into society.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1848,"They never hurt me? They hurt me every day with their attitude. You know, like they even have a right. Who the fuck do they think they are? Let me tell you something, I was born here. Alright? I'm an American. And I'm owed something. Look, they took it from me.","They're just people. Alright? They got feelings, you know?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1849,"I've only shown this to three other people. I bought 200, we've launched 12 so far. I keep the coordinates in this room.  It's left over from SDI. Reagan's Star Wars technology? They orbit 426 miles up.",Low enough to relay internet traffic.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1850,"No, Clarence. Just forget it, babe. I just wanna disappear from there.","Look, sweetheart, he scares you. But I'm not scared of that motherfucker. He can't touch you now. You're completely out of his reach. He poses absolutely no threat to us. So, if he doesn't matter, which he doesn't, it would be stupid to lose your things, now wouldn't it?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1851,I got fed up with all the bullshit.,"Fed up?  Lemme tell you something, in a 1000 years, when school kids study America, they're gonna learn about three things: the Constitution, Rock 'n' Roll, and Baseball.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1852,"Captain, there are five Borg ships closing in on our position.","Data, set a course for that vortex.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1853,It was the nicest thin I've done in a long time.,Oh that's nice for you.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1854,"Now, Karl, you sure you want to go stay with these folks? You're welcome to keep on stayin here. It's workin' out real good.",That boy wants me to.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1855,"Howdy, y'all.  Hey, Lindsey!  I'll be damned! You shouldn't be down here sweet thing, ya'll might run ya stockings.",Couldn't stay away.  You running mixture for us? Good.  Couldn't ask for better.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1856,"Jessie, I reached the top of the Tower.  So far, no sign of anyone.  Looks like a phoney call. Over.",You gotta be kidding me!  Do you want me to fly up after you? Over.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1857,I didn't know you and Brady had anything okay?,You knew. You just didn't care.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1858,"I would have figured you an R.N. by now, or, maybe Med School.",I prefer to stay in the Less Frivolous professions.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1859,You have an emergency call on your private line.,Thank you.  This is Burgess.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1860,All sound reasons for matrimony.,"Look, I'm a twenty-eight year old hoofer who spends most of her time with fags. Besides, I'm impulsive. It runs in the family. We're all crazy. Mind if I smoke?  Anyway, today was the 'bid day.' But as I was walking down the aisle, I realized this is total insanity. What am I going to do in Texas the rest of my life? I can't marry Jerry Jeff. I mean, we're eventually gonna have to talk. So, halfway down the aisle, I turned and split. You think I'm nuts, right?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1861,"Dad, you there?  You okay?",Yeah.  I'm okay.  What about you?  I want to know.  About you.  And your mom.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1862,"Oh, she's growing up very fast. As a matter of fact, she's six tomorrow.","Oh, that's such a delightful age.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1863,We can't go into hypersleep with that thing running around loose.,We'd be sitting ducks in the freezers.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1864,"I couldn't help it, Wyatt.  I Looked at that woman and it was Just like somebody slapping me in The face.  I mean these people're Afraid to even walk down the Street and I'm trying to make Money off it like some kind of God damn vulture.  That's not me, That's somebody I don't even know.","Virgil, please.  Don't do this to me.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1865,"Yeah, there's a pair'a broads I'm thinking might be good for this.","Chances are, they're gonna get into some shit too, hafta put people down.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1866,A little bad luck?,"Okay, a lot of bad luck.  But that means the odds are probably in your favor now.  This is no time to give up.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1867,Was that your sister?,Yeah.  She left with some bikers Big ones.  Full of sperm.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1868,"Only Susan Campey, our resident teenager. You'll have to love her. She's your symbol.","Oh, you mean that posh bird who gets everything wrong?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1869,"This might just be me, but that is hands down, the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard.","People have tried this before, Jake. It's never worked. Teddy Fraiser and his crew went on vacation in Chicago for it. Last year, Mumps got pinched in L.A.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1870,"Six months from now, I'm not going to care. Are you? We'll deal with it.",At least it will expose whether Khruschev has been overthrown. We'll know what we're dealing with.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1871,"Okay, here we go.  Start equalizing, y'all.","Get comfortable.  The bad news is we got six hours in this can, blowing down.  The worse news is it's gonna take us three weeks to decompress back to the surface later.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1872,"Yeah, it will be fine. I wanna check something out. Will you come with me?",Sure. We can practice talking.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1873,Last time you got mad and run Morris and them off and said to stay away from here.,"That ain't none of your damn bidness. Besides that's the way friends do one another. Fuck it, I'm gonna go call 'em. Honey, find my guitar, I think it's out there in the garage with that loony tune.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1874,I guess you'd say we lived on the wrong side of the tracks.,"In Dudley there were more sides of the tracks than any American can imagine.  Every Englishman knows his place.  And if you forget, there's always someone to remind you.  My family had no doubts about who they were.  But I was an aberration in that household a freak of nature.  I had imagination, cleverness, joy.  Where did I get that?  Certainly not from them.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1875,"Put it this way, he's mislaid him.","You can't trust you with anything, Norm, if you've lost him, I'll cripple you.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1876,I just don't want to go over it any more.,"I know things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different. If you'll just be patient, I can work things out.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1877,We're not discussing your age.,"Well, we're not discussing Rachel's age either.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1878,"All right, Bruce, what do you suggest?",I suggest a nice big bomb.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1879,What if it catches on fire?,Let it burn.  Simone would rather go up in flames than give up her privacy.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1880,You know this earth - this person.,I most certainly do.  He happens to be an old friend of mine.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1881,Who's going to question us? Dwayne?  Jesse?,It's going to go bigger than that. Could you stare someone straight in the face and lie about it?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1882,He wants me to come to his quarters.,A shift change should come through the scheduling office.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1883,This is your standard dart gun.,That one I'm real familiar with.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1884,"Seems like it.  I guess it's easy to get used to, huh?","Easier than learning how to be poor.  My father's family was wealthy. When I was young there were cars and houses, private schools, nannies.  But then my father divorced my mother to marry another woman.  And he took his money with him.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1885,So what did Ponsonby do when she started shouting?,I think he nearly ruptured his truss.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1886,"Just what I had in mind.  Everything dead on Earth except us.  A chance for mother nature to start again.  Plants and flowers are the oldest species on the planet yet they are defenseless against man.  Sorry hon, this is for science.  Behold the dawn of a new age.","I have created a race of plants with the strength of the deadliest animals.  Once you have frozen mankind, my mutants will overrun the globe.  The Earth will become a brave new world of only plants. And we shall rule them.  For we will be the only two people left in the world.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1887,"Waiter, the check.  This man is trying to hold a gun to my head!",That's the horse!  Shotgun - Shotgun in the fifth!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1888,"She was very badly raped, you see. We were assaulted by a gang of vicious young hooligans in this house, in this very room you're sitting in now. I was left a helpless cripple. The doctors said it was Pneumonia, because it happened some months later during the 'flu epidemic. The doctors told me it was Pneumonia, but I knew what it was. A victim of the modern age, poor, poor girl. Suddenly his mood changes. He wheels right up to Alex.","And now you, another victim of the modern age. But you can be helped. I phoned some friends while you were having a bath.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1889,I cannot reach her.,"She is too deep. The curved tunnel we saw is part of the Vortex, the place of The Beast.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1890,"Joe, I can't look at you any more.",Nobody asked you to.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1891,"It's only insurance.  Can't be too careful.  This Terry Valentine, he's probably a wonderful fella.  They were together how long?","Five years, I think.  Long time.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1892,"I think, Sir William Cosgrove, you have had too much drink.  Your chaplin, Mr. Hunt, has introduced me into the company of your lady to advise me on a religious matter, of which she is a considerable expert.","Gentlemen, see this amiable youth! He has been troubled by religious scruples, and has flown for refuge to my chaplin, Mr. Hunt, who has asked for advise from my wife, Lady Cosgrove, and between them both, they are confirming my ingenious young friend in his faith.  Did you ever hear of such doctors and such a disciple?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1893,Then why did you have his picture in your safe deposit box?,He gave it to me.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1894,Mmm. This is nice.  I always loved the way you kiss.  I missed you.,Your eyes look like silver pools of moonlight.  And the tide rushes in.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1895,I'm staying with the Countess.,"I know, but where do you reside when you aren't visiting New York?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1896,"Easy for you to say, you've got the Jag.",I'll ride with him. You follow.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1897,"You know what I mean.  I'm getting married soon, but I haven't lived the life I want.","So I heard.  Congratulations.  It's the most important step in a woman's life, isn't it?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1898,"I know, their small town mentality can be maddening.","I mean your pictorial. It bothers me, profoundly.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1899,Don't get ahead of yourself. You'll probably need it before I will.,Don't bet on it. Last time I had a pap smear the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1900,That scarecrow?  Can't you tell how weird his is just by looking at him.,"Come on, Shelly.  Who else is gonna give him a lift?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1901,"The catalyst for the recent dramatic events was of course Truman's father, Kirk, and his infiltration onto the show. Before we discuss that, it's worth reminding viewers that this isn't the first time someone from the outside world has tried to reach Truman.",We <i>have</i> had our close calls in the past.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1902,Until we're out of the mine field is how long.,"Haven't found a mine for half a mile, or more.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1903,Then it wasn't just a sign. It was a premonition?,Remember the onramp?  There was a pregnant woman in a white delivery van.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1904,"Where are your bills, Carl?","Oh, they're here.  I'm keeping much better records now, Hannah.  See?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1905,We bring her in for questioning.,She's got enough money to burn this whole department down.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1906,"Tell me, Dr. Schwartz, what do you feel you can bring to LesterCorp?","Well, sir, I'm an excellent filer.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1907,"There isn't a hint of life in the area.  But all the perimeter markers are set, so you'll know if anyone comes calling.","Good, and Commander Skywalker?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1908,Don't cut me off. This is an emergency.,"Sir, the President does not call this particular number. So whoever you are get a life, before I have this call traced.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1909,Maybe they aren't too sure we're here.,They could be as curious about us as we are about them.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1910,"Commodus, it's we who are going on the offensive.",The fort helps position us for a final invasion in the spring when they're most vulnerable.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1911,"Child seems to take to the lad. What sort of an accident was it, Ma'am?",A carriage overturned.  My husband was killed and Georgina was hurt.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1912,"He's a Windows guy then, huh?",Yes. He likes windows.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1913,Why did you park way back there?,Miss Rustokov refuses to let total strangers drive her car.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1914,Oh lookit that brunette.,Mah baby! We're diggin' and dyin' but our boy Luke is lovin' and flyin'.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1915,Do you know a friendly cop?,Call from the motel and tell him if he moves fast enough there might be something left of a body dissolving in acid.  Can I have the keys to your house?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1916,I bet you don't sound like real people.,"We do, you know. We sound like us having a ball. It's fab.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1917,What kind of cop were you before this?,I was a Treasury Agent for eight years.  Why?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1918,"But I'm surprised you're still working for her, unless she's suddenly come up with another husband.",No. She happens to think the last one was murdered.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1919,"Well, we can take my truck then.",No good.  You need major four- wheel-drive just to get up that jeep trail.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1920,That was easy. I read your books.,"Oh, you've read my books. You do more things! What have my books got to do with it?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1921,Do you have a photograph of Signor Ripley?,I'm not in the habit of carrying around photographs of my male friends.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1922,"Laugh all you want, but if you call to soon you can scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.",Don't listen to him. You call whenever it feels right to you.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1923,Not from a distance. She won't show up on ANY type of scan.,Too bad we can't SMELL her.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1924,That morning.  He was talking to me and Leon about marriage.,Oh my G-d.  We were having lunch here. He started making overtures - talking about little shoes next to his in his closet but I got a call to anchor - and I walked out on him.  I walked out on him when he was trying to ask me to marry him!!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1925,"Well. I got some stuff to say. Guess I'm kind of lucky that way. Most people don't have anything on their minds, do they?","Oh, incidentally, my last name is Carruthers. Sounds a little too much like ""druthers"", doesn't it?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1926,"You got yourself a computer, Alma.",Been putting my files into it. You take sugar and milk?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1927,"I, personally, am convinced that he will withdraw his army from Moscow, and attempt to establish himself in Poland for the winter.  In the end, he will not allow himself to be cut off from Paris.  But I believe that if he is offered any encouragement, by Your Majesty, he will postpone this decision as long as possible. He is a gambler and he will trust to his luck.","If he withdraws his army in good order, it will be a serious political defeat.  But, if he should be caught on the move, with his army, in the full grip of winter, then it will be a catastrophe.  If Your Majesty can prolong his hopes for a treaty by silence, be deceit, by any means, for another month, thus postponing his departure, then the graves of his army are already dug in the soil of Russia.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1928,Benjamin Franklin High School.,"Benjamin Franklin, where's that? Brooklyn? I went to Theodore Roosevelt right up here on Fordham Road. It's right arounna corner from my house. I have a cousin who's a teacher. He teaches Latin. He lives in Chicago. He was studying to be a Jesuit, but he gave it up after his first vows.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1929,I wish you'd get an answering machine.,There's a phone here.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1930,It doesn't make sense.  She didn't know me three months ago.,Maybe it wasn't her that paid him. Maybe the money was for somethin' else.  How the fuck do I know? I'm just an old city cowboy tryin' not to fall outta his saddle.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1931,"Karen, I've been with the Bureau fifteen years, on all kinds of investigations.",Have you ever shot a man?  How many times have you been primary through the door?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1932,"I'm gonna lose you, Charlie.",It'll all be over tomorrow. No more wars. No more killin'. Just livin' normal like everybody else.  You'll be stuck with me for good.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1933,Put together a score sheet.  I'll make some calls.,"With all due respect, sir, maybe you should give them this one.  Your numbers are still pretty low and you called in a lot of chips to nail Stravanavitch.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1934,So fuck him. I don't care anymore. Let him come.,So he can talk to all the families behind your back? Maybe have his own meet at 3:00 AM under the goddamn boardwalk? No. You're too smart for a sucker play.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1935,Before the divorce. My father used to take me here. Fire spotting was his summer job.,"From here he proved to me the earth isn't flat.  On rainy days, we'd be above the clouds.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1936,You see the couple up in the balcony?,That's Lord Frederick Tessier. Owns most of Freeside. Wintermute's mainframe is centred in the Royal Family's villa.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1937,What ever happened to just bowling?,There's a lot of competition for amusement out there. You gotta adapt to survive.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1938,I can't promise he'll hire you. I'll have to tell him about your history.,I never was no good with history.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1939,Be glad I made you what you are! You'd be dead not if I hadn't.,We're immortal. You've always known that.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1940,"Lucy isn't you. We're losing something without you being here. Now, I know this is a rough time for you, but I think we should make another arrangement.",What the hell does that mean? How much more do I have to do to prove how important this magazine is to me?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1941,That settles it. I'm never leaving.,I can hardly wait 'til you're free. Planning the wedding without you has been a disaster.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1942,May I help you?,"Yeah, hi, I have a one o'clock with Dr. Mierzwiak. Clementine Kruczynski.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1943,Then we're all in on it?,"Everybody but Joey, and you know who.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1944,I don't see any evidence of an archeological or any other kind of digsite. Not even a sewer or a storm drain.,You're sure the fossils you looked at showed the same signs of deterioration you saw in the fireman's body in the morgue?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1945,"I'll tell you this.  After Cleveland, I thought I was lucky to be alive.  But now, here, I just realized that you were the lucky one.","Now I'll tell you something.  It wouldn't fucking matter if I offered you one hundred million dollars. You'd still be thinking the same thing, that you're going to take me. And here I am, sitting through this, knowing it's bullshit, looking at you and the only thing going on in my mind, the only thing I can think is that, in just a few minutes I'm going to take you.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1946,Stay awake!  You want to go hypothermic?,"If that means freeze my balls off, no thanks.  I'll be okay.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1947,And they don't call my parents?,Not if you're over sixteen.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1948,I'll tell ya something:  it made me a model prisoner.  Put me right off any escape attempts.  Tunnel my way to freedom after that experience?  Not bloody likely.,I was inside once.  I punched a cop at a demo.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1949,"Nobody's got anything on me, brother, sir. I've been out of the rookers of the milicents for a long time now.","That's just worries me. A bit too long to long to be reasonable. You're about due now by my reckoning, that's why I'm warning you, little Alex, to keep your handsome young proboscis out of the dirt. Do I make myself clear?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1950,"I want two eggs poached, hash brown well-done. English muffin for the bread. And a coffee.",Whole-grain pancakes. And an egg- white omelette.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1951,You've lived with me for two years.,"That doesn't mean shit. Where do you come from, huh? And I don't mean Indiana.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1952,"So, are you having a good time on the Island?",Not really.  It's pretty boring.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1953,"Oh, I couldn't copy your work.",But you copy my work every week.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1954,How did you start the fire this time?,I used an accelerant.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1955,"To what do I owe this extreme pleasure, sir? Anything wrong, sir? Deltoid ""playfully"" grabs Alex's hair.","Wrong? Why should you think of anything being wrong, have you been doing something you shouldn't. Yes? He shakes Alex's hair.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1956,Great to be drunk. Sobriety's killing me.,"Look up, Frank. Full moon. The blood's gonna run tonight. I can feel it. Our mission: to save lives.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1957,Boys? You say to me boys?,"Yes! Yes, I say that to you, they were boys! Boy friends of Rose, chat's what they were, and why shouldn't she have boy friends? Do you want her to be unnatural? Don't you think she's human the same way you are yourself? It's the South, that's what it is, the South with its horrible traditions, of slavery and crime and the oppression of women, who are just as good as men and just as human!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1958,Your assignment is to pick the class. Find some other students just as special as you.,Will that be on the midterm?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1959,"No, not here in Pennsylvania, she went to Russia undercover with her acting troupe and got a lot of highly sensitive secret plans sent back. Just when she was about to go home, she got caught, and they killed her.","All right, so when did she have you between all her acting and spying and getting caught?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1960,"It got you seven years probation. No computer, couldn't even use a touch tone phone.","Must have been hell, huh? Zero Cool?  A virus has been planted in the Ellingson Mineral computer system. You were our prime suspect, till we trashed your stuff and found no trace of it.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1961,"Oh, that's 'cause we both play doohickies. I met him in a box car a couple o' years ago. I was foolin' around with my harmonica and he comes over and joins in. I haven't been able to shake him since.","All right, boys, here he is.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1962,"Well, I just thought I'd call.","Well, you did and she's fine. Thanks.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1963,"And I can hardly believe that I'm engaged to someone like you, Simon.  I'm a very lucky woman.","Women <u>and</u> the space program have come a long way, sweetheart.  But after the wedding, no more complicated computers for my little girl.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1964,It's me betrayed him.,And she shot him I  I think that'd piss me off if I were Nix.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1965,Chino's gonna wanna talk to me.,"He's running for his life, he doesn't give a shit about you.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1966,"Not bad. It was slow at first, but I'm doing bits now.","I always told ya, Frances. You got real ability.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1967,Are you outside? A beat and then Caravaggio shuffles in.  Like an old boxer.,I can't hide anymore.  I breathe like a dog.  I lose my balance.  Stealing's got harder. Caravaggio stares at the Herodotus.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1968,"That's why we came here, remember?","Yes, but I've seen the tapes. This poltergeist is becoming increasingly more violent. We all could be in danger. I say we pull the plug.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1969,"You should have left here years ago, like I did.",It's not the place. I don't buy that.  Trapped in the same town forever. The price she would pay for her teenage lust.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1970,"No, I don't think you're like, ""I'm charming and mysterious in a way that even I don't understand and something about me is crying out for protection from a big man like you"".  Very hard to compete with.  Especially to us married women who have lost our mystery.",But you haven't lost your mystery! You're very mysterious!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1971,Wannabes. Kirsten transitioned last year.,"Her dad sold a car to Leonardo Di Caprio's uncle and before he picked it up, her dad let us all sit in it and take pictures.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1972,Don't forget to tell them all your qualifications.,"I'm Ted Nelson. I guess you already know that part.  For two years I've been the editor of the high school paper in Xenia, Ohio. I've won some awards, made a difference. I've always had journalism in my soul. Now I know why.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1973,"Oh, it's not my radio, sir.  I picked it up in the communications center.","I didn't mean for anyone to play anyone else's radio either, Major.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1974,There's no lady here.,If you've already killed her that's fine.  I'll keep the bonds and the cash.  We got nothing to discuss.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1975,Calm down? We're going away for life and you tell me to calm down?,"Hell, why not just shoot her? Why not shoot everybody. Fuckin' shoot me. Shoot the fuckin' president?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1976,Lemme take a look.,"Aw, man. You're torn up pretty bad out here, sir. Do you have any elevater control.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1977,He was your friend.,"Yeah. But he was a lot of other things, too. Thanks.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1978,Oh my God.  I heard her scream again.  What are they doing to her?  Why can't I do anything to stop them?,You're doing what you can.  Why's all this money stashed?,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1979,And now he has returned the compliment. Herr Salieri composed that March of Welcome for you.,"Really? Oh, grazie, Signore! Sono commosso! E un onore per mo eccezionale. Compositore brilliante e famossissimo!",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1980,NO SHE DIDN'T GET YOUR DOUBLE BURGER!! IT'S ALL FUCKIN' FLYIN' FISH FILET!!,"Jesus, that's really bad, did anyone even order a Flyin' Fish?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1981,He asked me to keep an eye on you for a couple of days.,"What? Be my body guard?  Here's my body, Theo. Guard it. For my dad's sake. For your career. Sheila starts to unbutton her bowling shirt.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1982,"My birth sign is Water Bearer, twenty-fifth day in the month of Janus.",The exact month when the Emperor must be confirmed!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1983,"So, what're you supposed to be, a lion tamer?","Since I was nice enough to let you tag along, why don't you give your mouth a rest? Okay, doll?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1984,"Bill, I'd like you to meet Vivian.","Bill Stuckey, Vivian.  My wife, Elizabeth.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1985,"Oh my God, sir!",You nitwit! I worked for three years on this deal!,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1986,Sounds like the hull.,"Warm water current maybe, making the metal expand.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1987,Just the damn cable TV company. You know how they are. Did you hear about Dottie Hinkle?,"Yes, I did. It's terrifying! The police were at my house this morning.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1988,"It's all over, J.D. Help me to stop it.","You want to wipe the slate clean as much as I do. Okay, so maybe I am killing everyone in the school because nobody loves me. You have a purpose though! Remember? Let's face it, the only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1989,You'll be hiding behind a tree.,The oak where Jocelyn sprained her ankle.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1990,"No. But from top to bottom this country has no sense of itself. Its nobles share allegiance with England and its clans war with each other. If you make enemies on both sides of the border, you'll end up dead.",We all end up dead. It's only a question of how. And why.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1991,"Hello Mr. Kastle.  Junior, long time. I thought they locked you up and threw away the warden!","Is it true they blacked out the whole county giving you electro-shock? Junior looks from one man to the other, breathing heavily, his nostrils flaring.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1992,"In the sense that there is no ""hidden agenda"" behind a bake sale that raised five hundred dollars for seeing eye dogs.","Ah ha! It was so well hidden, you didn't even know it was there.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1993,"See you around, girls.","Bye, Sugar.  We been playing with the wrong bands.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1994,A figure of St. Sebastian.,Yes.  But it was once the figurehead of a slave ship.  That's where our people came from -- from the misery and pain of slavery. For generations they found life a burden. That's why they still weep when a child is born -- and make merry at a burial.,0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1995,"I wouldn't. If I were in his shoes, every morning I'd get up singing, man. Do my work-out, take a shower, followed by a hearty breakfast, steak and eggs, washed down with a pot of hot coffee, six pack of Coors Lite. Then I'd order my bodyguard to go find my babe, who would appear decked out in her all-black leather Victoria Secret custom-made bodysuit. So I'd, like, have to chew off all her clothes until she was completely nude. Except she'd have these amazing dragon tattoos all over her body and pierced nipples with little gold peace signs hanging from 'em. And then she'd take out this half-ounce of blow, we'd snap out a few mondo lines, vaporize a few million brain cells, screw for about an hour, then spend the rest of the morning trashed watching Gilligan.","That sounds so great, man. Yes. Yes. Hey, what would you do in the afternoon?",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1996,Has there been another goddamn rewrite? How  the fuck are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?,"It's not just a new script, it's a new movie.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1997,It was a big nothing! The Father did all the talking.,"Oh, he did. Half an hour later a certain Timothy J. Nolan went into secret session with the Commission and he did all the talking.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1998,"There it is.  I want to grab my bag. Oh, and my date.","Come on, Kevin.  Vicky's looking for you.",0,cornell,valid
valid_cornell_1999,"So, what'd you say to that fuckin' jerk anyway?",I told him I was Mrs Sam Rothstein.,0,cornell,valid